CELEBRITY SCAMS WITH GWYNETH PALTROW "GOOP" PART TWO || Jontron React

[@DelinquentChibi]

The thing about listing"love" as an ingredient in products is.. the FDA WILL drop a heavy fine on you if you can't quantify what it is. I REALLY hope they hit Paltrow with a fine for that

[@Celestia282]

Unfortunately, they can easily avoid that by just saying in fine print somewhere that this isn't medicine and has no proven effect. The FDA won't care if you're just selling a random bottle of wet rocks.

[@tweekin7out]

goldfish crackers include "smiles" in their list of ingredients, so idk about that

[@mixednarwhal]

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[@mixednarwhal]

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[@NeSeeger]

Its a "supplement" so its not FDA approved. Or whatever the correct term it is. I'm pretty sure you dont need FDA approval to sell products.

[@ShadeScarecrow]

I like that Jon was so gobsmacked by love as an ingredient on the vampire repellant that he didn´t notice the following ones were mantras and moonlight 😂

[@rayanderson5797]

I feel like GOOP has a very specific customer base, that being women who don't have jobs and are married to like... Mid-tier rich guys. Like, lawyers, contractors, real estate agents, that sort of thing. The kind of folks who live in houses that are right on the line between 'big house' and 'mansion'.

[@ServantofBaal]

The word you're looking for is bougie

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Facebook Karens, yes.

[@ANARCHY.050]

I think you mean middle class? Or maybe you mean people literally just above that but under rich?

[@megaralph12345]

Fun fact, that theragun thing is like $40-$80 at Costco or like Temu and it's just a magic wand. So it will jerk you off. Hell, I found attachments for that very purpose on Temu. This thing is just a Hitachi with a triangle handle.

[@Tunkkis]

I suggest you don't use anything from those China sites on your privates.

[@KeirnothVT]

I use one for my actual muscles. My legs are fucked up from sitting weird and that sht does wonders.

[@kazuma7232]

Bro, it looked like a super fast vibrator!

[@thraellock]

I loved Alana's surprised pikachu face when they revealed how many where real. You are a treasure Alana. Thank you for making me laugh.

[@QwertyBoredom122]

The only surprising bit there is Alana being surprised that a nutmilk maker is $140.

[@verspin]

Oh yes the Goop prequel...for Alana at least

[@FlaschenJoe11]

Looking at the numbers in both videos... She uploaded them in reverse order XD

[@verspin]

@@FlaschenJoe11 Oh ok I was confused too xD

[@abemeyers5009]

I was holding it together till nearly the end where he gets the cart and basically advertises in front of the goop place and everyone is just basically starring at him the entire time 😂😂😂

[@skynet0912]

There ARE actual benefits to inhaling pure oxygen, but the proven applications outside of hospital settings are very few... I tested pure medical oxygen as part of my migraine treatments, as it has a proven effect on some migraine and Hortons patients. It didn't end up helping me, and one of the dangers with pure oxygen is that it is EXTREMELY deadly if not taken in the right doses, the patient isn't otherwise healthy, and you don't know how long you are able to safely use it at a time...

[@xdxkid5444]

Some medical students use it to get over hangovers or as a pregame to drinking

[@uzbekistanplaystaion4BIOScrek]

@@b14hb14h to be very pedantic, it's the partial pressure of oxygen that matters. normal air is about 21% oxygen, so under normal conditions (i.e. 1 standard atmosphere, give or take), you're breathing about 3 psi of oxygen. going significantly over or under that partial pressure (especially for longer durations) is potentially fatal, either through hypoxia or oxygen toxicity.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Good for preventing altitude sickness too if you're into skiing.

[@lred1383]

i feel like "extremely deadly" is a bit of an exaggeration. I'm a diver, and something like 4 bar (at 30m depth) with 35% nitrox mix is completely normal. Afaik, at atmospheric pressure you should be okay for hours even with pure O2

[@Jokoko2828]

Jontron has been and remains based as fuck.

[@blvalverde]

You can see Alana getting PTSD in real time

[@noclip_thru]

goop makes a visit to the supreme court at least every couple years and gets slapped around for mislabeling products as beneficial to health

[@13TriplesSs]

goop is so notorious that the show modern family had quite a long running joke about it

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

Cute fact, Charlotte from the guessing game is actually Jon's wife

[@SamuraiBebop713]

Pepper just hasn't been the same since Tony died... but I hear that Victor Von Doom guy is single.

[@neonnwave1]

JonTron is one of those guys who can take a joke to the max and still somehow go further with it.

[@chaosXP3RT]

Goop is a $250 million company. How are they not bankrupt?

[@happydemon3038]

High quality customers, that's how. Quality determined by how much they buy and how much income they're willing to dedicate to this stuff. So even with few customers, those few pay a lot. They can pay special attention to those customers and keep cruising on.

[@darcidious99]

Gwenyth paltrow is like the final boss of white women on Twitter

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

More like Pinterest. Final boss of Twitter would be AOC.

[@Mistersfinx]

The fact that goop is even a health company at all is insanity.

[@gamerofgamers1417]

Jontron is great. I hope she reacts to Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka.

[@EllyAndKen]

Her laugh is so delightful.

[@DerpyDaringDitzyDoo]

The sad thing is honestly, I'd bet Gwyneth Paltrow actually believes all of this. She found one or two thing that she believed in, wanted to sell it, and was swarmed by grifters telling he all these other things work too. And surprise placebo effect, she probably believes in most of it now. I know a couple people who buy stuff like this and that's always how it happens. I mean unless she's like, Queen of the grifters or something, but I don't see it personally.

[@lexicon4974]

Remember the south park episode where one of them is dying from kidney failure but his mom keeps bringing him to a holistic health guru's store for treatment where the guru was named "Miss Information"? they really went and predicted Gwyneth Paltrow's whole spiel

[@Vecchio_Rhosod85]

Or Matt and Trey worked from examples of snake oil peddlers from the past to make that episode. Time is a flat circle.

[@Papercut337]

Thera Gun is actually a legit product, it’s just that goop sells it with a massive markup.

[@Doomgel]

Hahaha dr. Johnathon actually looks good with that facial hair

[@Mythrell]

To be fair, I'm ready to believe that the crazy jackhammer massaging device would work. Like you really need to work those muscles.

[@housewilma4904]

the GOOP is slowly rotting away alanas sanity and we are all hear for it YIPPIE.

[@FalcomNPC]

15:58 Based Pipa laughter. 😂🤣

[@makosimp5022]

Based and Pippilled

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

A quadrophonic tenor lute developed in the monasteries of Han Imperial China?

[@hyzenthlay7151]

The jade egg... Jade is a porous stone, so just imagine what can happen over time...

[@ms.blackfire2927]

23:16 oh my god he named Denmark and not just named it, it was the first country he named! I'm so f****** happy!!!! as a Danish person

[@hughwotmeight2453]

The pa paya intro lives rent free in my mind

[@valimardorrin6869]

Oxygen will give you a kinda buzz if you have healthy lungs. Oxygen bars have been a thing for a long time. It perks you up and helps clear your head when tired. This is a very real thing. Lots of pilots take a “hit” when going through their checklist before takeoff. Unlike the passengers in an airline, the pilots have a pure oxygen tank in the cockpit. The passengers get a chemical reaction that produces oxygen and only lasts about 10 minutes. It is designed to keep the passengers alive until the pilots can get the plane below 10,000 ft. At that point you can breathe but may not have the best clarity. So pilots get an actual tank that gives them much more time.

[@KevinKillNation]

I can't wrap my head around this.

[@easylemon2547]

the ammount of money this man knowingly wasted is insane

[@RayetRyder]

This left such a stain in my mind I didn’t even have to click the video for the PTSD to trigger

[@DrknssRules1]

Keep watching JonTron. He's great and I'll keep coming back to see how hilarious your reactions are, lmao.

[@A_z_r_a_e_l_]

Oh God.... there's a part 2. 😱 It hurt just watching the 1st one. ⚰️

[@Eothr]

15:57 Your model did jolt, Miss Alana. It was quite cute. 😊

[@Juhno]

Oh, if only we had monetary vampire repellent...

[@SuperInsanewolf]

i would like to say the oxygen bar thing is neat but it's just like a "Oh fancy scented oxygen" its not advertised as a health option.

[@TheJUGGALO1113]

Started in 2008, the same year iron man 1 came out. She's an evil genius, the moment she had money she knew what to do.

[@bombomos]

A Milk Nut maker's commercial name is Fleshlight lmfao

[@ZealotOfSteal]

12:40 Frequencies of what? Potatoes? V8 engine pistons? FREQUENCIES OF WHAT?

[@Tang-qi6zw]

With the percussion messages, while overpriced, those are products that work and really help muscle recovery. It’s why they’ve become popular with athletes in modern times. The ball also seems to be a take on a combination of a message roller and lacrosse ball (you can work tightness out of your muscles around the joins by putting your full weight into a lacrosse ball and message it out), though those need to be hard and solid so you can REALLY put your full weight into them (which is why you can’t use your hands: your hands prevent you using your body weight to your advantage). Do these hurt? Like a sports message, but they work.

[@Givertak3]

Where’s the Lorax when you need him?! Selling air to these people.

[@emeraldwarrior588]

13:10 truly peak comedy

[@alexpop7300]

I put rocks in water sometimes, haven't seen a psychic vampire yet. Coincidence I think not!

[@VincentLloydM]

At least 2 of the products are "okay". They're overpriced as hell and if you go to bargain retail stores like Ross, TJ Maxx, or Marshalls you can find similar products for way way less. Like the percussion gun does work well for targetting muscle groups that need massaging more thoroughly to where your hands can't do it as well and will fatigue before you get any real kind of relief. Those little things can be seen at those stores for like 40 to 60 bucks depending on the store. And the ball does a similar kind of function for targeting specific areas and allowing constant pressure through your body weight. But don't buy from these idiots... So overpriced for literally no reason.

[@afterdinnercreations936]

"Food-editor" is just a person who makes food look good for photos and ads.

[@xxAznToxin13xx]

I hate how the stickers made me think of the game "Let It Die" and their decals haha

[@SoulReaper977]

The intro to your videos is why I sub so cute

[@Rickolee]

1:00 Technically it would be the 2nd definition. The 1st would be a "telekinesis" vampire. 😂😂😂

[@davidthompson662]

Please do his flex tape series if you haven't seen them, some of his best work.

[@Lampoluke]

0:55 the Linkara run holy shit it killed me

[@mathew85]

The scoop on goop sounds like an adult film 😆😆

[@brucenatelee]

9:37 CORDECEPTS? The Last ofUs fungus?

[@juusovuolle8251]

I laughed so hard I had to pause the video on a couple of times. This was hilarious video. Thanks for reacting to it.

[@Juhno]

Is this worse than part 1... ...maybe? No? My head hurts.

[@nocount7517]

This is the IRL equivalent of vaporware.

[@epiccthulu]

1:34 i’ll take rocks in water over praying xD Power of Belief is all that matters

[@agentstriker8645]

Saddest part of all this, is people ACTUALLY believe all this.....

[@Voydsole]

23:27 Bro has massive balls

[@noonecz5201]

You know it's bad, when V-Tubing is more mentally stable than whatever the heck you are doing.

[@Winters2135]

Oh no… the candle…

[@mathew85]

25:25 if he was in California he'd have a huge crowd around him wanting to buy his stuff lol

[@michaelcox9855]

Wait, Dr. Jason? No last name? Yeah, totally legit.

[@DeusArtifex]

Oh buoy, another video on goop

[@jordanhunter3375]

20:50 I was gonna ask, "Wait, how are you seeing the downvote?", then I remembered this is a video from 3 or so years ago.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Yeah, but you know browsers have add-ons that re-introduce visible dislikes, right?

[@Frolkinator]

This is NFT/crypto for women.

[@melchardcaranto4675]

15:56 Ball scare

[@ultimateninjaboi]

So fun fact. Youll see variations of "when used properly, the product will..." before the usual discription of what the thing supposedly does. And not just for goop. A lot of these snake oil companies do this. Its so that when, inevitably, someone fails to see any of the purported effects, the company can cast doubt on whether that person "did it correctly." And with all the people who are just willing to claim it DOES work (whether because theyre desperate or feeling placebo effects) theyll always have "people using it correctly," to point to. Its fucking shameless and shitty

[@peevshalpatine]

great video smoogooloonoo

[@Viktoria_Thaelin]

oxygen bars are a huge thing in Japan and LA lol

[@GallantRayRed]

I feel goopy today, I love the video, I love the reaction

[@mathew85]

Maybe the oxygen bar is bulletproof because its located in Chicago 😆

[@goldenexcalibur202]

damn the nut milk got me laughing

[@willbachman9312]

Pro tip the nut milk maker is not for making nut milk from humans. Now excuse me I got to consult a doctor.

[@unnstopable]

Expect Nut Milk Maker in your P.O. Box anytime soon now

[@night1952]

A friend of mine gave me one of those massage guns and I don't trust it at all. It does feel good but vibrations are known to have detrimental effects on health. Probably can't compare using that for 5 minutes to a jackhammer operator vibrating for 8 hours but I'll probably just use it as a sex toy eventually.

[@alexispalangeo8643]

Magic wand part 2. The magic wand was supposed to be a massager too, until someone has the bright idea to use it in a different yet similar way.

[@night1952]

@@alexispalangeo8643 like Rez that came out with a peripheral that was a vibrator.

[@someguy95981]

The worst thing on the website is the VA Jay Jay scented candle

[@jamesm6638]

16:37 so, as it turns out...

[@TheMightySinjo]

The reason why you have to use that ball instead of your hands is simple: They Can't Sell You Your Hands. Yet. :)

[@Eintracht-uy3cz]

Gwyneth P. seems like a totally normal and well-adjusted person

[@thememan1387]

Jon is the best we can agree right?

[@MrHellknightimp]

She is South African, Gwyneth Paltrow is technically African American

[@StCerberusEngel]

She was born in L.A.

[@lobsterman2727]

Are you sure, from what I can see online she was born in LA?

[@crizman7032]

​@@lobsterman2727probably 2nd generation, or maybe more

[@Bundytf]

Going the Red Dead route for sequels, I see

[@lrmcatspaw1]

9:38 Cordyceps?? GOOP will start the last of us.

[@BASEDsoda]

smug Oolana

[@drakestreif5438]

I know they selled silly candles like that before, but really

[@Didymuss1]

Smooger Looner

[@zeotheloyal]

I'm gonna goop

[@somethingsmart4196]

For some reason I have a memory of someone actually selling shit for some beauti bs

[@matthewrawlings1284]

Are those *body vibe stckers* radioactive (ionizing radiation specifically) by chance? The description makes me think so...

[@sif3398]

They're probably just normal paper stickers

[@davidstrangeDMC]

They Made a (''Goop Shoulder Vibrator'') I do not think Many people will... Buy that for their Shoulder's? Just saying LMAO!

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

Did you see much it tenderized that steak?! NOOOOOO *way* I'm putting that anywhere near my cooter

[@GalaxiaStars]

The thing is nut milk is a real thingjust not the bonkers version of it that Gwyneth Paltrow is selling on her site

[@deathgod1142]

I didn't know there was a way to medically induce that level of cringe

[@silentassason]

Watching this video i looked up goop and she had an interview that was interesting and didn't seem as crazy as her company is. All i can think is she's good.

[@freedog7837]

To the snach candle do you thank it smells like a disgusting bakery or the dead sea ether way its gross.

[@nour2146]

5:27 does she mean South African?

[@LocovsworldNL]

lol i am into more metally things like "vtubers" lol :)

[@ectothermic]

Alana your "goop" brand should just be "piss" with two Os. Po-... I'll work on it.