THIS IS SUCH A SCAM.. WHY DO CELEBRITIES DO THIS? || Jontron React

[@MatthewCSnow]

Fun fact about the "energy healing" with the mystic hands masseuse: back in '98 an 11 year old kid created a test with just a piece of science fair carboard, with two holes to stick your hands thorough, that was able to prove that these guys were just BS (she asked if if they could tell which of their hands she was hovering her hand over and the low amount of correct answers proved that they were just guessing) and the whole thing got published in a peer-reviewed medical journal

[@TheLichruler]

Bullshit! As in the TV show Penn & Tellers: Bullshit. They showcased her on it, and it was awesome. She, I think, is still holds the title for youngest person to ever publish a peer-reviewed scientific study.

[@BelBelle468]

@@TheLichruler smart girl. I wonder what she’s doing these days

[@DisFantasy]

The little girl was secretly a vampire and had no chii.

[@patrickdix772]

@@DisFantasy Well, the actual excuse the "psychic healers" or whatever other claims they make is that something in the testing environment interfered with their abilities. It happens way too often when they're tested, when in reality its purely guesswork or outright faking it.

[@MrAlex_Raven]

One particularly insulting part was her featuring Wim Hof. He goes out of his way to allow proper medical professionals to test and analyze him so we may figure out what allows him to perform these stunts. Also he strongly emphasizes the danger and risk before trying to train someone in extreme cold. She ditches all of that in this show presuming he's as fraudulent as her.

[@ruuji.]

His methods might be a tad too much for me personally, but a lil cold shower now and then certainly isn't that bad of an idea.

[@kregy7509]

Well, he might also just be born for the cold climate as his brother doesnt do the meditation, but can whistand the temperatures as well. If i recall its because of inborn better insulationnof inner organs.

[@theotherjared9824]

As crazy as his methods are, he follows the scientific method and properly documents his conclusions. Something Goop intentionally avoided.

[@Rov-Nihil]

​@@kregy7509wasn't it rather because of extra oxygenation in the blood? his breathing exercises focus on doing this as much as possible and he believes we have gotten too accommodated with warm clothing and heating and sitting down has made us become very hypoxic. He is right though, in all the times I've been out in the cold his exercise warms me up really quickly

[@Rov-Nihil]

​@@theotherjared9824STUPID FUCKING AD DELETED THE COMMENT I WAS WRITING, FUCK ME KZbin MOBILE, FUUUUUUCCCKKK MEEEEEEEEE YOU SACK OF SHIT MONEY WASTING COMPANY FUCK

[@rinkairiozuki7245]

Honestly, most Rich Americans are so out of touch with reality. Especially people with fan base of sort

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

If Tiktok or KZbinrs are included, anyone with a significant audience easily can become out of touch with reality.

[@lowercase21]

Uhh all wealthy ppl are out of touch well most of them anyways.

[@christianalanwilson434]

The most adversity these people have faced is Starbucks being out of Pumpkin Spice. That and dealing with their 3rd divorce. That's why they try to make jumping in chilly water sound like they're storming the beaches at Normandy.

[@grischad20]

i would wager it's more about the following than the money (although people with a following always have some degree of money). but some rich guy who earned his money is more grounded than a 20 yo tiktoker with 2 millions followers

[@chronodis]

The term MAPS genuinly scared me for a second

[@olotocolo]

For people less terminaly online as we are: MAP is an acronym pedos tried (and try) to rebrand themselves as. It stands for Minor Attracted Person

[@Dingus_Mcbingused]

SmugAlana the thing about psychics asking really vague questions when trying to "talk to the dead" it's a technique called "cold reading" where they ask intentionally vague questions at a broad audience so that anything they ask could apply to multiple people and make it look like they have "psychic powers" but in reality they're just taking advantage of really desperate and gullible people looking for closure and answers. south park did an episode about cold reading and those shows where the host could contact the dead the episode is called the biggest douche in the universe and it's season 6

[@mage3690]

Damn, I thought cold reading was much more legit than that. Like, apparently there's guys who can guess which block you grew up on by your accent. I know I can work out some of your major malfunctions (i.e. mother was a narcissist) by simply observing your behavior in certain circumstances. But it's not that deep. You made the Curly snapping gesture? You probably like The 3 Stooges. Simple observation will go a long way. Mediums are 1000% hot garbage, tho. Most of them can't even do the simple stuff.

[@Dingus_Mcbingused]

observing mannerisms and personality quirks are not the same as cold reading just watch the south park episode the biggest douche in the universe (season 6) it'll explain how cold reading works a lot better then i could@@mage3690

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Basically, they are trying to get you to tell them what they are getting at so they can tell you what they figured out. But they wouldn't know what they figured out if you don't say a word... Because they can't figure it out without you telling them in the first place. Blaire White is a trans woman and had a psychic to come do a reading. Blaire didn't tell the psychic that he was trans and asked when would he get pregnant and the psychic didn't give an exact date but did say Blaire would get preggers... I don't remember which of the videos that was not how long ago it was but it is worth a look. I think it was the same video where Blaire and Joey (bf) had a lie detector test done and Blaire was able to sneak a lie past the tester.

[@ShadeScarecrow]

I wouldn´t even have a problem with psychics if they weren't actively preying on the weak

[@HomekittyL2]

​@@ShadeScarecrowyeah the psychics that do palm readings or tarot card stuff, to me, aren't as bad as the ones who "help" people trying to speak to missing/dead loved ones. The latter takes some kind of sociopathy to willingly pursue and sell to others

[@Agensahu]

Smug alana should have got Netflix offer instead of Goop. Netflix would make trillions and Stonks if there was a show based on vtubers.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Knowing Nonceflix, they'll probably cut a deal with Froot this year.

[@karrimgyver]

As much as I wish for that, that's also wery much false

[@drakestreif5438]

After amy shummer got a Netflix deal, i didn't know it would get worse

[@AzayBae]

Bruh the medium's cope is hilarious. Saying her monkey was a screen into the soul or some shit xD

[@Jokoko2828]

All of these voodoo peddlers are masters of coming up with a whole new religion on the spot when someone asks them questions.

[@sansskeleton199]

Fun fact that involuntary gasp from cold water is actually a thing people have died from it.

[@Lodeye25]

The gasp, or the cold shock that causes the gasp?

[@boanoah6362]

@@Lodeye25The gasp, it forces the air out of your lungs making you 100% more likely to drown.

[@dolphin5177]

​@Lodeye25 as someone that loves swimming in winter in lakes. The second the cold water hits your collar bones you let out a major gasp really scared the crap out of me the first time it happened.

[@ShadeScarecrow]

Not what I would call a "fun" fact, but yea.

[@nivequer]

​​@@ShadeScarecrowits fun as hell bro imagine someone out of nowhere tells you that bro was killed by a cup of cold water

[@aoihitori]

Netflix, yep even scammers could put their shows there.

[@trevorboheler6507]

I about had a heart attack when the "MAPS" guys came up. I was thinking, no way do they bring THAT up!!

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

I've been in below 0 ice water and you don't stay in for long, it's like your body gets possessed, the shock prevents you from yelling or screaming, and you'll scramble to get back out the water. I remember my skin turned beet red once I was dry because I was so cold. To answer why, I was with friends on a camping trip and they dared me to jump into a lake, I did, and yeah I'm never doing that again

[@TheLastSoundNL]

When they talked about the beads in the woman's face I was immediately reminded how the Titan shifters look after transforming back to human with those marks under the eyes.

[@thechampion2430]

Oh my God, yes!

[@jeffreymoespot5402]

The show grossly overplays Wim Hof's eccentricity. I actually met the guy when he gave a seminar at my highschool in Holland. He's actually very down to earth, warns people not to just do what he does out of nowhere and to always make sure that someone else is there for safety. But he does believe that cold plunges are good for your overall health and recommends people to give this sort of thing a try. Really nice guy.

[@richardduska1558]

41:17 This is why I'm not against Orbital Lasers. "Oh no.... Hollywood is gone... anyway what's for dinner?"

[@arby627]

Fun Fact: orbitals weapons are much easier to make than you think. First you get a satellite, then you get a good block of something that would be able to survive a fall from space like tungsten. Once you have those, you will need to have a way for the satellite to drop the tungsten on command. Put that all together and have the satellite go over the target, drop the tungsten, and let gravity do the rest.

[@B_B-420]

Why do I always have to watch Alana's intro like 10 times before watching the video... PAH PA YA PAYA PAPAYA PAYA PUH PAYA... PA PAYA.

[@Evan-k]

It's plays eternally in my head lol

[@HomekittyL2]

I need to know that song, I've been listening to her videos and that theme is stuck in my head

[@vintage8981]

​@@HomekittyL2Final Fantasy XIV Easter OST

[@Arathorn3408]

I absolutely love how supportive of ads she is and how real she is. I literally just came across this KZbin channel today and I was pretty impressed

[@christianalanwilson434]

Yeah its fair to watch the ads while viewing other ppl's content. Props for doing that.

[@creepyloner1979]

"WHY DO CELEBRITIES DO THIS?" egotism and greed.

[@Shiirow]

every episode should end with the old video game anti-drug PSA logo. "Winners dont do drugs"

[@ZanathKariashi]

"winners don't do drugs!" - Captain America, Captain America and the Avengers (1991).

[@arthuredington6171]

"Unless its steroids, in that case use lots of drugs"

[@ZION73082]

Michael Jordan: Stop it! Get some help! ☠️🤣😏

[@mage3690]

You know, I remember that "sunning your taint" craze. It lasted all of 5 minutes, in between some snake oil craze (I think it was crystals? I can't remember) and the "cold bath" craze. We're onto shroom extracts now, (but not the psilocybin stuff, some other extract) unless I miss my guess. Also, summer birthdays are literally a cop-out. Why? Guess what happens when winter comes and there's nothing to do while it's snowing out, then roll forward 9 months and look at the calendar. You wanna guess a birthday and have me impressed when you get it right, guess a spring or fall birthday.

[@jacksullivan4741]

6:29 keep in mind that this from the same company that green lit Cuties just let that sink in

[@themalcontent100]

8:10 you can tell that these two loves maps. I bet their card carrying members.

[@spencerredden6743]

I watched a show once about a guy who built up a tolerance to a certain snake venom, and he had people inject it into him to prove it. It was wild.

[@duskthegamer4129]

I remember someone who made himself immune to poison because that's how his father died, he then took the throne and when he was about to be overrun so he tried to kill himself with poison but he was immune

[@DisFantasy]

I've read anti-venom is made from anti-bodies extracted from livestock like cows and chickens. That is people can create their own after being exposed enough.

[@boanoah6362]

Fun Fact: cerebral fluid is actually not slimy, it's watery and slick despite containing a large amount of glucose, surprisingly it's usually not sweet and rather tastes salty. But each person is different so your brain slop might be sweet, you never know.

[@biggidousthethird2672]

Ill have to check that out

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@biggidousthethird2672 Do we need to start monitoring newspapers for reports about murders conducted using trephines?

[@N..P..]

...aight, who tasted that shit.

[@boanoah6362]

@@biggidousthethird2672 apparently it has the same flavor as a person's pre-seminal fluids, so if you have the equipment you can technically check what your own brain fluid tastes like right now. Another fun fact.

[@lucascoval828]

​@@boanoah6362 😐..............okay.

[@afterdinnercreations936]

Alternative-medicine? Can we just have alternative-rock?

[@drimwalkr8923]

Y'know, I was gonna make a joke about the only way Goop could get crazier is if they started bathing in the blood of virgins. Then we all saw the "Golden Broth..."

[@m3tr0id86]

Seriously, these celebrities are like the Greek gods of Greece mythology and they get so bored and one day Zeus was like "I am so bored with things up here. Here is an idea, let's fuck with the mortals because what are they going to do? And it's funny!" And no, I am not talking about the God of War version. Anyway that being said they have so much "Fuck You" levels of money they do this for shits and giggles at this point.

[@mixednarwhal]

31:15 That "lmao skeptical" was very well timed after she finished explaining how serious she was.

[@HelloKittySGTC]

Lets do drugs, But remember guys no sex. "Anything else goes" Wtf why stop yourself lol

[@suburbhermit8792]

The man that you see with Gwyneth Paltrow's committee is no man. This is a creature who shares the likeness of a Golden Labrador Retriever, or a Ryan Seacrest type.

[@ssfbob456]

I haven't done pushups in probably 8 years since I left the military, but watching this I did 20, and not from my knees. That really was sad for a "health expert"

[@monx84]

I liked it when she said byi yaya byia byi yaya.

[@Tunkkis]

I think it's actually "pa pa-ya".

[@MannyTheMagicMammoth]

YESSSSS. JONTRON REACT FINALLY 😭😭😭

[@dhayris160]

JonTron is the GOAT. There's another man called 'The Iceman'. His name is Richard Kuklinski. VERY different ice man.

[@Lambda.Function]

You know how sometimes you feel like you gotta pass gas but when you go to get relief just straight liquid comes out? goop

[@Winters2135]

It’s called “goop” because it’s just more slop from the media, that show looks so bad lmao

[@WillCWilson]

You gotta watch more of Jontron's videos; I'd reccomend the ones he does of bad movies and bad video games, those are some of his most iconic videos

[@GunthersLoyalSoldier1307]

“You can go into the cold water and adapt! And with that you become the alchemist of life itself” So the crazy dutch guy sat in cold water and became a philosopher stone? XD

[@Vecchio_Rhosod85]

And he doesn't fight any homunculi? What a poser.

[@GunthersLoyalSoldier1307]

@@Vecchio_Rhosod85 He looks like a guy who would fuse a little girl and her dog XD

[@housewilma4904]

its so weird that his technquies actually work with how much he hypes it up but he climbed mount averest in shorts and didnt passon so hes obviously right about something.

[@cah137-y4s]

The most infuriating part of this show to me is the psychedelics episode. The thing is, a lot of very serious medical research is currently being put into the application of psychedelics and their usage in treating conditions like PTSD, and there is real hope that these methods could change people’s lives for the better if used under carefully controlled circumstances. But people like Gwyneth promoting this sort of pseudo-scientific nonsense around them and using it as an excuse to get high are just going to create a backlash of the same sort of conservative fearmongering that have delayed research into these treatments for so long.

[@grand_tourist46]

I had to Ctrl-F to see if someone already mentioned this point. Suffice to say, I'm glad someone did. Yes, the use of psychedelics in controlled therapy sessions has genuinely turned peoples' lives around. Honestly, the fact that it's even brought up in this show makes me think they're simply coasting off the legitimate research and the results thereof. And it IS disgusting when you consider the repercussions a mistake could have. The field could be set back decades, and the people who could see very real benefits from such treatment now might not last until then otherwise. Leave this kind of thing to people who even marginally know what the hell it is they're doing, because Paltro and Goop clearly do not. In fact, I think Jontron might be doing the practice as a whole a disservice (albeit not one as serious as Paltro and Goop are by dabbling with it in the first place) by all but dismissing it out of hand. In the right hands, these substances can work wonders on a person's mental health and even save lives.

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

"Isn't that beautiful" Yes Jon. Absolutely. I beg you to send me a framed picture posthaste.

[@robinfox4440]

To be fair, clinical trials into psilocybin has shown promising results for treating psychiatric illnesses, especially anxiety and depression. But fuck me if Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be the one who gets that kind of research across the finish line.

[@Sin_Alder]

They have also been confirmed to bring world peace, end world hunger, and prevent anything bad from happening to any puppers anywhere. Definitely. Certainly not people trying to search really hard for some sort of justification for their drug addiction, just like every other fight for drug legalization.

[@bahmot9501]

I god damn *love* that every time Jontron points at the screen, he points _directly_ at Alana.

[@GunthersLoyalSoldier1307]

I wouldn’t want to get high in an island with Alana, I feel like I’m gonna wake up to her doing that air massage while slurring “WhY iSn’t It WoRkInG!?” and a fucking candle burning my junk XD

[@Good_Boy_3000]

Ya know, I too seperate my blood for the plasma. Unlike Gwenneth & all these 💩heads that use this blood plasma for vanity, i sell it so that it can be used to save lives.

[@Apolloscleric]

The problem with Hollywood is the celebrity worship we have as a cultural norm in the good old USA. It results in actors thinking that they should weigh in on everything even if they know literally nothing about it. And the sad part is that there are fans of these people who take whatever they have to say, no matter how absurd, seriously. There are actors, like Sir Patrick Stewart, that I'm a big fan of but if he started trying to sell me sketchy new age cures I wouldn't buy that shit because being a good actor doesn't make you an expert in science or medicine.

[@AndyPlaysAllNight]

For me, when I hear Goop, I always think of "Goop Hair-It-Is" from the Wayans Bros. 😆

[@lemonlefleur6236]

Hello, I am one of Alana’s new manifested followers. She has called me from the spirit realms. I was hoping for a return to battle against the ancient ones, but this will suffice.

[@tea_otomo]

well she did ads for NFTs and now for AI so ... yeah all you need to know about her

[@LiveErrors]

Something thats more telling is how much she doesn't give a shit in her own show. Her Secretary cares 100x more than her

[@DanielKjeldal]

7 degree celcius water can most certainly cause death. You have to remember that water envelops close to your entire body, causing your body to bleed massive amounts of heat. Your body literally tries to achieve equilibrium with the water temperature, which can very easily cause hypothermia. There are people who are more resistant to cold water, and short plunges into cold sea water can have health benefits, but it can also cause your body to enter cold shock upon jumping in, which can kill you in minutes.

[@krypt1c490]

look up wimhof and you'll be proven wrong.

[@liamnehren1054]

Genetics are 90% of longevity, every old person who became 90+ I have met has had a least one of the habits that people say kills you early. My Grandfather was 92 almost 93 when he died and he was a long time drinker, smoker later chewing tobacco eater, did dangerous but skilled work in an area of hazardous gases and his biggest exercise was golf and bowling. When he was getting to that age he lost a lot of weight, he was overweight until then... the list goes on.

[@mixednarwhal]

At around 13 minutes I felt too uncomfortable and left, but now I am returning 16 hours later and will try to push through this again. Edit: Alright I made it to here 26:33 and now I’m remembering it made me uncomfortable *and* it felt like I was losing brain cells from listening to this.

[@chickencurry420]

"Thank you for calling Netflix. You're greenlit. How can we help you?"

[@kranze15]

Ok the lamp was hilarious to me "all attention on my beef curtains!" As the lamp is 1 foot away spotlighting her junk lol

[@noname-jt6kl]

I see caddicarus in your recommendations! As a caddy fan I'd love to see reactions to his stuff

[@scottydu81]

Pink poo bag On your keys

[@zianawind2970]

Wow Man.. like Holy Saints this really is beyond the beyond… Possibly any real mystic, healer and shaman is rolling in the astral planes watching this Goop show..sigh.. I actually just laughed a lot.. but damn.. This Is Terrible. To see actual medicinal practices e such BUTCHERED to make a show and marketing for things which are originally considered sacred and extremely personal.. some people are just beyond the beyond of any grasp of personal space, respect and decency.. This was all actually so sad that I ended up laughing so much, the irony of it all. I just wonder how can she actually keep making money of things like this? I hope it’s not like a front for illegal trafficking… and if it is I really hope they get busted like Now.. Either way something needs to stop her madness

[@tonypringles2285]

i mostly agree with you but any real mystic or shaman? there is no such thing as a real mystic or shama. though i guess you did but "possibly" in there

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Idk how to feel about her employees' jobs. On the one hand, it seems like a cushy silicon valley office job where you don't really have to do much. On the other hand, your boss might decide to bring you to a foreign country and feed you magic mushrooms until you forget how old you are.

[@Juhno]

That "you are accidentally reading me right now" crowd is interesting. Some form of attention seeking? Of course, in this instance, this is either scripted for "drama". Or prepared intervention in case someone gets uppity.

[@verspin]

Oh damn I was not expecting a Jontron reaction. It's surely a welcomed surprise tho

[@Mako276]

Why? For MONEY of course!

[@jacksullivan4741]

30:35 and I want both seasons of MEGAS XLR on dvd or blue ray and I want Disney to go bankrupt

[@jacksullivan4741]

6:10 I mean it’s beautiful in the same that Juni Ito’s artwork is beautiful it’s impressive but you wouldn’t want it hanging up on your wall

[@Shimmering_rain]

What sort of wimpy-arse push-ups were those.

[@Nightmare_52]

Was waiting for this disaster to be reacted to, i am unable to watch the original video as my skin automatically turns inside out whenever they speak, even jons funnies cant get me through it

[@cpt.doomsday6912]

The magic licking toad....

[@Harizak]

I am not sure what the water temp is but there is cold water training for super cold water to help you not gasp. Because people do from the shock. And it can drown them. Like even I have gasped before filling my wet suit. But I was never under water doing it. Always floating on the top when I pull the suit down to let the water flow in. And of course the water is like cold through the suit. But when you flood it to get the layer between your suit and you. Shit is freezing. Also to be clear. You would defiantly die if you were in like 40 degree water for an extended time. For your blood PH to be around 7.4 you have to be around 98. And if all the buffers and everything in your blood goes to shit... and your blood shifts off the 7.4 much your are defiantly going to die. And I think 40 degree water is to much drain on your body temp to keep you around 98. And of course your body can go down. But when people say peoples bodies are shutting down. Thats their blood fucking up. I mean you can defiantly die above freezing if you are exposed long enough to something that can rapidly drain heat like water. Also the gasp is just like chattering teeth. Your body is doing things just to move to generate heat. So that dude is crazy if he thinks he can overcome the cold. But if he is getting into really cold water and not move around and the water is calm. The heat loss won't be bad. Which is why wet suits exits. Unlike dry suits you are filling them with water just to have a water buffer. So if he is keeping calm and not moving it would not be as good as a wet suit that won't let the water move around at all but it would be a lot better than moving any.

[@Poke-ladd]

I think I remember her from that cheerleader movie in her youth … oh boy the locker rooms

[@jacksullivan4741]

30:22 and to quote cynical reviews “yes that’s exactly how this scam works”

[@rykergunns7877]

I love that one hashtags in the description just says weeb I WILL NOT BE LABELED

[@honilock577]

Below 10° water is actually easier to go into, the shock from the cold is so fast and you go from freezing to that warm fuzzy feeling (actually freezing your nerve endings, thst's sctual freezibg, you shouldn't stay in long) immediately. I'd say around 12-15° would probably feel the worst, at least from my experience

[@timothymelvin7450]

Sigh, after beginning to watch this, I begin to wonder how we made our way to the “spit on that thing” girl. I have since reminded myself how dystopian the times we live in are.

[@mincentprice1041]

Shows like Fear Factor and The Challenge are filmed entirely in places like Singapore, Thailand, and various other countries where you can legally do crazy, unsafe shit to contestants if the producers fork over enough cash. After all these years, I have never seen anyone successfully sue MTV for injury or abuse, because of bullet proof waivers. Crazy but true Cheers!!

[@zalrohglekgolo6149]

Your videos are getting better and better

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

No u

[@zalrohglekgolo6149]

@@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi *uno reverse card*

[@austinclements8010]

Alana's real secret is she plays as a Vtuber because she IS gwyneth paltrow

[@Agent_Cobalt]

The two Kid Nation videos are hilarious

[@patrickdix772]

20:00 Months later, but yes it's done all the time. Botox is a bacteria, specifically botulism, which is commonly used to cause localized swelling and muscle paralysis to "reduce the signs of aging". While not injected, there are also other ways bacteria is used frequently in medicine, either orally or rectally as a probiotic to re-establish the good bacteria in the digestive track. E-coli is not one of the bacteria used medically, however (AFAIK).

[@honilock577]

Imagine being on KZbin since the BEGINNING and still dropping bangers almost 20 years later.. Jon is THE man, even if he's from the world's anus/California

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

He's from Tehran/Brooklyn. Part of the reason he left GG was because he hated moving to California and what it did to his friends that stayed there.

[@generaldeadpool3245]

oh please do more jontron vids

[@WeirdWonderful]

Imagine putting down a trip to Jamaica to do drugs as a business expense.

[@mathew85]

The goop lab sounds like an adult film 😆🎥

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

35:01 "Oops gotta quickly put away my phone and act all emotional."

[@adibemaxwell6111]

Wow, at this rate you'll hit 50k by summer! You're growing fast, spicy cat!

[@F8_bdadum]

I cant stop watching the goop videos, so entertaining

[@0sirus1989]

I've seen people go into shock in 55°f water, but it was 125°f outside 😅

[@jacksullivan4741]

14:59 I don’t think that was in the script I think Elsie was being honest

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

as an ACTUAL DROOLING LUNATIC PSYCHOPATH THAT WANTS TO BE ONE WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE MUSHROOM, I take huge offense to this shows' presumptive perspective, wow.

[@Blakobness]

6:27 Bro she's just warming up the Pastrami for a sandwich, it's fine. You gotta keep it at service temp.

[@Furominus]

I wish i have a basement, so i can call myself " Baseman ".

[@lolalo6344]

7 degrees is the temp of a regular fridge. It's cold, but very manageable

[@shisoyrown]

Does that woman have the custody of her children? JFC.

[@zg3342]

These people make doing some shrooms look like such a shit activity. Some lay around feeling weirdness when they could be having fun on them. If you’re tripping and at least don’t go out and walk to explore around some you’re doing it wrong.

[@badmaw7073]

Its like seeing a crackpipe in your uber drivers passenger seat

[@callmeginga]

I'm convinced Californians are the aristocrats of today. These people jump into cold water and it's a life altering experience, whereas i pulled my buddy half dead out of a river in winter because he fell in on his way to make 3$ an hour changing oil to afford food for his little brother while he was in HIGH SCHOOL. It's like old nobles freaking out that they fell off a horse and forcing 7yr old coal miners to carry them home.

[@Shade_Knightly]

We need to bring justice back to Goop! How dare these pseudo science people bring shame to one of the most solid alien choices Ben has in Alien Force!

[@pegaz7381]

Two filters for this video (Jontron, Alana) and it still hurts to watch.

[@gorbglorthoa599]

Sooo this is a cult right?...shrooms...nudists...polar bear club...definitely a cult.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

It's first and foremost a moneylaundering operation.

[@oneofnone7947]

The hell is that weight on the physics hand

[@mohammadchoobdar8302]

for first time i read it The pooplab with Gwyneth Paltrow

[@n00bfishie]

I need my soft fluffy fox ear therapy ❤

[@Sukotto82]

10,000 children? That's quite the dream. Good luck with that and to the lucky man you attempt this venture with but try not to be too disappointed if you max out around 40 or so. Best of luck to you and your partner.

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Omg it's JonTron