Celeste Speedrun, but every death I have to beat 9D

I had the really stupid idea to do a Celeste any% speedrun but for every time I died I would have to clear all of 9D first before continuing, so uh this is how that went !
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[@Cobble8.0881]

Now do 9D but every time you die, you do an any% run

[@silasnebulous4533]

Less deaths lol

[@ParrotDash]

would be funny to do in the future

[@OSoverspike]

Instead of burning 3h for every death in a 40min run you burn 40min for every death in a 3h run Banger

[@mlyu11]

9d but everytime you die you do 9d and everytime you die there you do 9d and everytime...

[@pirilon78]

​@@mlyu11that's just 9d platinum

[@Rickfernello]

The most high stakes any%. It's so scary

[@hagridisbeautiful1781]

Oh hi Rick ❤. I fully agree btw

[@huhbro72]

the irony here is good😂

[@Enderia2]

The most any%, you could say.

[@themaydayman]

Lol said the 202 deathlesser, the golden ralsei

[@caiookabe]

The legend itself has spoken

[@Rickfernello]

I wonder if it would be even dumber if I did this (I've never finished 9D LMAO)

[@SwainixFPV]

you've already done this, you just never had to switch to the 9D save

[@doopdoop7895]

you should do it with 202 and just never die

[@caiookabe]

No please

[@ThreeletterIGN]

Celeste max% but every time I die I beat 9D

[@jacksonmabry9589]

The 202 run lmao

[@Benjae_]

can't wait for the "9d but for every death i do 9d"

[@val2934]

Infinite 9D-ception

[@astrylleaf]

That's just the platinum berry

[@perplexedon9834]

I wonder if it is even humanly possible to get out of that nested pit...you'd need to get good enough enough that you average less than 1 death per 9D run, and then sustain that average for thousands and thousands of runs. If god cursed Parrot with immortality and imprisoned him in "9D but every death you do 9D", could he do it? What would he become in the process?

[@tayamikaokwudire8039]

Recursion

[@Um-C4ra-Ai]

​@@perplexedon9834if you win 9D one time you didn't need to beat again

[@megoz]

If there is anyone i would trust to play celeste well, its the ppl with cat ears

[@ParrotDash]

they are fox ears in this case but you are true LOL

[@bluemew9]

🤓erm atcually the correct grammar is “you are correct” or “you are right” rather than “you are true” WHAHAHAHA

[@svkona]

​@@bluemew9 you are false

[@bluemew9]

@@svkona oh fr?

[@cerulity32k]

​@@bluemew9you are no

[@Iamgoodatnames]

Fun fact: That “flag 1 death” was how 5 of my 7a golden attempts ended.

[@xxzmaster04xx29]

20:06 a good ol' classic in Celeste: shenanigans in the mechanics that show up when you least expect them

[@ericzhan3454]

happened during my 5b golden grind lmao when I saw him climb jump I KNEW the death would occur

[@mxyzptplk]

parrot dash

[@ThreeletterIGN]

SO TRUE

[@KaileyTheAlien]

Darrot pash

[@SirAchaUK]

Same

[@RoanTheGuy]

Parsh darot

[@emidahakr]

Pashot darr

[@OSoverspike]

You can just see the soul drain out of Parrot's eyes every time they die Funny vid Parrot good job

[@Rickfernello]

11:15 aw heck, yeah that annoys me too. The worst part is that it's not even the person's fault, like how would they know XD

[@justsomeperson1282]

Yeah I only saw that one coming because of that coming up in 5bg practice 2.5 years ago and me remembering it this whole way just because of how BS of a death it is - arguably the most BS death in the game that isn’t reliant on short frame windows or subpixels (aka doable consistently by casual players)

[@THEboyLucasAnimation]

Malding over the fact that she got a better run than my pb by beating 9d after every death...

[@leaf1673]

Have u tried beating 9d for every death tho?

[@THEboyLucasAnimation]

@@leaf1673 have I tried beating 9D lmao?

[@Dsylxeia]

WAIT IS PARROT TRANS NOW????

[@r3ked272]

​​@@Dsylxeiagenderfluid yeah, they go by all pronouns so

[@esteb7496]

I’m lazy so instead of writing a lot just to say that this video is an absolute banger i’ll just nya~

[@nyxiestarz]

First video I saw of this channel, the immediate gender fluid flag was an instant subscribe.

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

This comment is so based.

[@yippiytxt]

i cant wait for parrot to die on the real celeste mountain and clear 9d

[@mixmenmix]

9d irl :scary:

[@Kinsaurus]

I love how at the end of the run it is in line with the video length. Not sure if it was intentional but pretty cool!

[@ParrotDash]

msdnfsmdnf wait what thats so cool that was not intentional lmao but i love that thanks for pointing that out

[@infinitylake]

This is the most cursed video, and it absolutely saved a terrible day I was having. Great work!!

[@zzyousoro]

20:57 Ah, I remember when I figured out that stupid hitbox shift during my 5BG practice. That was the true motivator for me to learn cornerkicking lol GG Parrot, that challenge was fun to watch ^u^

[@ulrichbrodowsky5016]

As someone who is currently working towards 5b golden, I'm happy that even good players die in some of those places sometimes

[@ArcticCN]

this might give me motivation to beat the game! great run, just *very* stressful also, i haven't seen any genderfluid content creators. it feels nice to be represented in a way

[@bluehairedemon]

honestly 9D looks like a really fun map, I'm gonna try it, but right now I'm on that 202 berries grind

[@qurturt8872]

IT'S NOT OSHIROVER IT'S NEVER OSHIROVER

[@Rotem_S]

AAA I KNEW ABOUT THE BUTTON THING BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO ME LIKE 6 TIMES AAAAA

[@snolls105]

damn, can't wait for irl Celeste low death %

[@snolls105]

ok wait, terrible thought, do celeste (sj) with the same challenge. So, there's two near identical youtube thumbnails right next to each other.

[@Isaactayy]

should've done the flag 1 bit

[@fuxy8347]

48:32 bro did Isaac dirty

[@PuryXYZ]

Insane speedrun probably the new wr for any% speedrun but if die play 9D !!!

[@DeenBoi]

Still surprised by how you did deathless up to 4a

[@ParrotDash]

same

[@1_AlphabetCrew]

​@@ParrotDash And then died like 5 times in 5b

[@KR_Kosmik]

"The single dumbest idea ive had" It wasn't even your idea. It was mine. Blame me for your suffering

[@aaronking2020]

"The button that moves you left one pixel" has unironically killed me so many times it's not even funny

[@accountid9681]

I've not been that anxious about 5b since I played it for the first time lmao

[@mastermaxify]

big banger vid parrot, was really enjoyable to watch, 9d's kinda easy but well, any%....

[@Peridoughnut]

damn this challenge must have been painful man, but GGs!!! hopefully this has prepared you more for 9dp. good luck with that!! 💖💖

[@ghowost_toast_js]

fun fact: the final any% time is still about 1 minute faster than my pb

[@Anthonythechickenman]

actual funniest way to practice 9DP

[@honeybee8194]

Found this in my recommended and color me entertained! Im glad i got to discover your channel cause you’re pretty cool :)

[@nicaaro]

Ok, but have you gotten Solaris fcg yet?

[@dumbinfp7951]

Now THIS is content

[@marcusossowicki2729]

Next is playing through 9d, but every time you die you play through all of 9d.

[@ThreeletterIGN]

That is litterally what’s next lol It’s just 9dp

[@wmeowlissa]

45:57 menheranya3 sighting

[@hezzr3]

33:45 mum look here you're famous

[@ArdenOnyx]

Haven't caught any streams for a bit so it was cool to see how long this idea took to complete

[@nixDrgnslyr]

Ok I have a wrist question: how long do you usually go between breaks, because those times seem like you'd have to take frequent/longer breaks to be able to keep this up for hundreds of hours (per save)? My wrists are already hurting and I've barely finished most of the b sides and summit with a good 15-20 min break every level or whenever they start to hurt.

[@ParrotDash]

I usually stream 4-5 hours without really much breaks, though I tend to do hand exercises before or after streams which helps

[@crystlemusic]

cool now do any% run but every time you die you do the entirety of grandmaster heartside

[@ParrotDash]

would honestly be faster after a few run throughs probably

[@crystlemusic]

@@ParrotDash yeah probably lmao

[@night9_]

Lmao that fake death at the end got me Good vid

[@Tumbleweed3905]

Long video! Let's go

[@TobyConger]

You cannot escape 9D. It is everywhere.

[@toenado2794]

celeste speedrun but every death you have to do 9d golden 69 times in a row while beating VSC in gd💀

[@Redeyebakedpotato]

Imagine this video but it’s 1 in 1000000

[@ТоликКитанец]

badeline:you are not a climber madeline:bet

[@hagridisbeautiful1781]

As a non-professional speedruner (my best time is like 55 minutes) this causes me stress to watch. Anyways Parrot ur awesome ❤

[@revolug]

this gives me an idea, since i've been speedrunning grand poo world 2. quickie world but every death is a GPW2 playthrough...

[@ParrotDash]

oh no

[@Spixii_the_Dragon]

I Love 9D!

[@aj25cat]

What’s the flag at the start of the video?

[@ParrotDash]

genderfluid

[@aj25cat]

@@ParrotDash thanks :)

[@jamedius]

This a representation of the parallel between what goes on in madelines head versus what goes on in the players head. Madeline sees celeste mountain as 9d and the player sees celeste mountain as just celeste mountain

[@svkona]

this is the comment section of all time paror dads

[@radradko]

pareot dahs

[@xxzmaster04xx29]

37:00 I cry for Samurott, Dewott, Cinderace, and the Popplio and Litten evo lines, my bois

[@ParrotDash]

im sorry

[@clay112]

This video is so good i have watched it more than once, very funny concept

[@thiagosantellan1454]

in 2030 Parrot is going to do 9D but every death i have to beat 2k3 but every death i have to beat dashless+

[@retelefe]

Can somebody tell me what lunaris fcg is? According to google lunaris is a celeste mod map, but what does fcg stand for? Full combo game?

[@ParrotDash]

full clear golden, meaning getting all collectibles in a map deathless

[@NBerryGD]

10:50 AS YOU WERE SAYING THIS A FLY FLEW INTO MY MOUTH WTF

[@ParrotDash]

sksndnsbvd

[@Rickfernello]

7:19 LMAO

[@Num1CatLover1997]

:3

[@ellieprobably]

do this with Issy but when either of you die you have to clear a random room in CPVL(Issy)/AA(you) and make it a race banger video btw one of the best imo

[@ayenhatestypos]

Why how and where

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

How about 9D but every death you have to beat 9D but every death you have to...

[@azekia]

Grabbing dashing up directly into the button in 5b after holding the wall kills you always i think. It's fun having more than 20h just trying to Golden that thing and see this dude die to it

[@Kqaet]

duh burbuh dash

[@bishopnickle2207]

25:23 SPLATOON SPOTTED 🐙🦑🐙🦑🐙🦑🐙🦑🐙🦑

[@alluvionn]

9dany%

[@watchoutforeg]

any% but if you die you have to do 9D, but if you die in 9D you have to do an any% run, but if you die in that any% run you have to do 9D, and so on btw all the runs are independent of each other so if you die in an any% and then die in 9D and finish the any% from the 9D you still have to finish 9D

[@elusivelord]

Tarrop Hasd

[@moladan]

perror dash

[@SouperMediocre]

Next: Celeste 100% Speedrun but every death I do 9D golden

[@Bong_Bonger]

do a normal run but if you die you do 9d but if you die on 9d you climb a actual mountain and if you trip you have to do a normal run and the cycle repeats

[@boop727]

joe

[@rinshu_moment]

48:41 the run time have the same time like video timecode IM PREDICTED IT WHA

[@shadowflamelightburst4503]

19:40 wait… why haven’t I done this is my 5B golden attempts…

[@-Logan_Word-7437]

I can only imagine this with a 100% run

[@xerces444]

37:00 scariest part of this video was seeing incineroar and litten in B

[@GTKyoutube]

Your not beating a level every time you die. Your just bating a entire 2 hour game

[@Iamgoodatnames]

That any% time was still better than my pb WTF

[@dartsandmonkeys]

Waarom deed je dit…

[@ParrotDash]

uhh grappig

[@matthewboyer4212]

bad idea: same challenge but moce lxvi venus instead of 9d

[@tkienjoyer]

Now do 9d but every time you die you have to do a playthrough of 9d

[@H4rpyW1tch]

High approval of the splatoon smash music 25:32

[@dragonviper7925]

pivot snacks !

[@Huntrox77]

Now they need to beat 9D but every time they die, the do a Celeste any%

[@ParrotDash]

if i had a nickel for everytime someone suggested me this that would probably pay better than youtube ad revenue anyway maybe some day yeah

[@Huntrox77]

😂​​

[@ninjin1749]

i found you @@Huntrox77

[@arcinus]

Celeste any% but every time you dash you do d1d7

[@jacksonmabry9589]

Celeste 202 run but every time you die you beat 9D

[@serdelek8]

Parrot dash

[@hello_i_exist_uwu]

10:29 i will remember this when you hit 100k

[@jacksonmabry9589]

42:14 “Mario isn’t human… he’s Italian”

[@SuperBox_Ray]

Actually unique idea: Celeste any% but every time you die, you switch to 9D. Every time you die in 9D, you switch to any%. Run goes until both 9D and the any% run are finished.

[@235x]

this is the best "proof" 5b is harder then 9d

[@cg7407]

all of easy strawbjam maps but every death you have to beat avian 😊

[@ThreeletterIGN]

Passionfruit Pantheon but every death you have to beat D1D7G

[@chickentechno3410]

I beat your time by 16 seconds

[@S1lv3r1]

You play STICK??? How do you not misinput every 30 seconds?

[@DarkblooM_IO]

Hexagon shaped stick borders

[@rafaelbenoit9537]

Congratulation on beating celeste !

[@adr2215]

i love 9d :)

[@ParrotDash]

same !