Celeste but Really Badly Google Translated

This was streamed back during my 24 hour stream in March but it was such a funny playthrough that I decided to still upload it for anyone that didn't see it back then.
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Outro theme: Suwako's theme - Native Faith

[@Rickfernello]

"This is your last chance, Oshiro. Kidnapping."

[@ariaelidove]

do you think his first chance was to kidnap theo?

[@petruciosxd1374]

@@ariaelidove I think that's his last resort -haha- to have her stay in the hotel...

[@qurturt8872]

Hello Rickfernello Deltarune

[@sevadra]

just throwing out there that this mod canonizes the following: -Theo has dementia -Oshiro is a serial murderer -Madeline is a gang member -Granny is somehow the most normal person on the mountain -The European Union -Furniture

[@sophiasmile]

- NUMBER - Press the button good wave!

[@ariaelidove]

Madeline is a gangster farmer

[@Apollo-wr1fb]

aquarium

[@crystalgames7744]

@@sophiasmile Looks Easy! 😂

[@blokos_]

@@sophiasmile problems in heaven?

[@TGVBT640]

my favorite cutscene in celeste is where the dialogue consists of: "what" "good" "no"

[@Rickfernello]

Some of these are extremely iconic.

[@_dan1715]

can we please call failed wavedashes carwashes from now on? that’s incredible

[@MagicianStevey]

They’re all carwashes

[@nyxiestarz]

please

[@lobsylobs]

* when madeline said "furniture i'll do it alone" i understood it as madeline assembling ikea furniture without anyone's help

[@permadash]

"We need help but this is..." "Mountain" Technicly correct.

[@destroyer4929]

Mountain .

[@narionario54321]

6:14 I'm imagining that there's a chain restaurant called Brady's, and right across the street is an exact copy of the building, except there's a big piece of cardboard with EVIL scribbled on it attached to the nameplate. And all the menu items just have EVIL affixed to their names, like an EVIL soft drink with your EVIL chicken double burger.

[@brightblackhole2442]

"PART done + PART_OF_ME. ~ is bird bird." "Mountain ." "PP try to cloe as close as PPoint of ME likes" - Chat, 2022

[@Gazebr]

"In the future humor will be randomly generated" Future: furniture!

[@anan-vg7ki]

sometime i forget the key to my house so i just carwash through windows very useful

[@smaster9758]

“I remember my sister.” “Stay, who is this man”

[@ka1b3ast]

2: golden berry took so long. The hardest checkpoints were definitely the horizon of the event and erabakia

[@gundamenjoyer217]

The gondola cutscene dialogue was absolutely legendary “Maybe i…” * lever breaks * “good” “no”

[@gorneth8313]

7:57 THE HEART OF CHRIST??????

[@astrylleaf]

Yes.

[@gnrngkcntnf]

when you want to play 2: but can't get past the gate without carwashing because you don't have enough hearts of christ

[@danyeah5693]

9:05 I'm dead

[@1_AlphabetCrew]

good.

[@pridepotato314]

@@1_AlphabetCrew no

[@madlad255]

9:44 Madeline's thinking of moving her furniture all by herself without any help. Bad idea

[@sleepo5952]

Now this is some good content.

[@ShadyGD]

Petition to rename the wavedash into being "Carwash"

[@rech2020]

19:02 "Well, we don't need help, we're grandma"

[@another-niko-pfp-holder]

i have watched way too many games google translated, and it never gets old somehow

[@dampseeker]

Wavedashing tutorial: - just push the button lol

[@dampseeker]

i was taking a sip of drimk and badeline started rebelling and now my nose

[@QueueZee]

Google translate at its finest

[@cocoabutter5888]

theo was hard in 1a confirmed

[@anonymous-hj7zn]

lol someone noticed

[@Kerosyin]

-NUMBER -press the button

[@Aant0on]

when you haven't started playing yet, and you're already being insulted.

[@PotentBladeusernamewastakenomg]

"I love feather noodles!"

[@asgord3280]

FURNITURE

[@potatoman7028]

The wavedash tutorial when google translated looks like the youtube shitpost memes

[@fastbubblingandyou9970]

I want to carwash

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

As a non-Celeste player I can confirm this is what I expect from first playthrough

[@mariofanl1ve]

8:29 grandma haven a stroke rn.

[@benbob1072]

2:53 The chapter one area with Theo Madeline is saying are you here to do something with the city?

[@mixmenmix]

“aquarium”

[@artificialallium]

Ok youve somehow nailed my sense of humor, congrats on the new sub

[@xvstar_]

good

[@phygs]

no

[@joeybenson6783]

@@phygs you are very good

[@hahahhahaahahahahh]

f u r n i t u r e

[@duane6386]

4:55 MIAJ ANOJ means MY FOLLOWERS in Esperanto

[@kriegueur3486]

furniture

[@Thatdartmonke-je4dz]

"badaline: You are not a mountain" Madaline: but im 2b |•| |•| |•|

[@lingyuanyan1722]

did he not notice "HEART OF CHRIST" in the jounral lmao XDXD

[@sweetaplle]

Bad: We need hope, but this is... Mad: Mountain .

[@Violent_Yidhra]

"restart the closet" is this if I come out then decide im not comfortable around friends so go back in

[@elpanarichie]

"Furniture" -Madeline Celeste

[@skyethebi]

12:51 Madeline’s “not like the other girls”

[@spxrri]

Nice edits!

[@yannick5949]

yo thanks :D i edited this video :)

[@spxrri]

@@yannick5949 truly work of a yannick

[@beet6796]

The Dutch were the best parts ngl

[@ariaelidove]

this entire video feels like one massive high

[@paraceratherium255]

Pull up, pull up, pull up, ground near, pull up, pu… KABOOM!

[@apia46]

i am just photosynthesis

[@certified.irradiance]

Badeline crawling out of the text box in 2A before becoming Vietnamese

[@NoahAlbrecht]

Hi, I really enjoyed this video! I was wondering what overlay you use to show your pro controller inputs, as I also play with that controller and would like to have my inputs visible on screen during recordings. Thanks!

[@ParrotDash]

I use a program called “Open Joystick Display” you should be able to find it by just looking that up on google

[@microdavid7098]

breathtaking

[@moonlight_is_a_weirdo]

The Holy Trinity Aquarium Furniture Mountain

[@puck1180]

I agree with madeline. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@progCan]

HEALP ME IM DOYING

[@matthiasvdc3726]

funniest video i have watched in a while

[@Yvelluap]

9:43 furniture jumpscare

[@HyLion]

If you were cold corn then were summit

[@woutervanham8246]

5:20 Nederlands 😳 Gekoloniseerd

[@jayd2279]

5:10 Unexpected Slovak Zkolonizovaný

[@smth35]

Moments i find notable (madeline saying 1 word): "Mountain ." "no" "Furniture!" "Breathing" "aquarium" "Stay" "Room" "Hair" "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "Except"

[@anthonyfloyd2327]

Not sure wheres the funniest but i was already dying at the "Make love ZR" and snowballed from there.

[@Spalp]

HAPPY CARWASH

[@zza7217]

Core?

[@saladgaming4339]

Badeline randomly switching to speakikg Vietnamese is hella funny

[@mil87_]

I held off on watching the Farewell part of this video for a while because I hadnt got around to beating yet and I wanted to avoid spoilers. in retrospect, I think I was ok to watch it lol

[@zetenwujot2137]

if you complete farewell then its worth coming back

[@mil87_]

@@zetenwujot2137 yep, thats exactly what i did! now that ive 100%ed, i can confidently declare this a nearly perfect game.

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

We wish you a merry car wash and that the BERG europa is happy new is bird bird

[@svelteace2720]

“Make love ZR” Average teenager: today I got the world record for being the fastest to press ZR

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

We want car wash

[@petrikhorr]

do NOT restart the closet

[@xsmamb0357]

18:16 kinda sus if u look at the abbreviation. 🙄

[@cocoabutter5888]

pog

[@Ash-dp9wo]

stonks

[@TheMightiestTaco]

how it feels to read shakespeare

[@Thatdartmonke-je4dz]

My favorite part was the whole thing

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

Skipt diaglog

[@ScarletEmber64]

Gotta love how some of this isn't even English anymore

[@Jellylamps]

Nice argument. However, furniture

[@mxyzptplk]

"good" "no"

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

J A C K

[@imak2137]

I believe in EU

[@ShadyGD]

People

[@milklover2351]

celeste google trans

[@crazyme1237]

First

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

13:47 Now I'm in need of your help. *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

[@brandonpiech3]

FURNITURE

[@flamingnote]

good

[@dizzy_jump]

furniture