Celibate Rifles -- Bill Bonney Regrets

[@drifftrucka772]

Been trying to find the lyrics to this song, all over the internet. I couldn't, so I wrote them myself. (to the best of my hearing, these are the words) You're welcome, internet. BILL BONNEY REGRETS Meanwhile at the process plant, there's a process goin' on Negation and sterility, patient disability Reconstituting you and me, a reflection of himself While at the house of learning, inside those hallowed halls Students in the old schoolyard, their mum's were workin' very hard Just like in the prison yard, and uniforms are free And in the factory of lunacy, the wheels are grinding on And things are looking pretty grim, they sing a cacophonic hymn And medicate the soul within, to neutralize the passion The headline is screaming, corruption in the force Well they took that money and killed a man, selling junk inside the can Cops and crim's walk hand-in-hand, and it's called free enterprise Then we come home at 5 'o' clock, and turn the TV on And the news is what we want to hear, electric magic diarrhoea Touch a thousand nameless fears, in the comfort of your home Underneath the big top, it is, election time again Laugh and damn us all to hell, find an issue make it sell They're not good, they're just not well, and it's called democracy

[@janpeterschafermeyer6219]

I learned the song by heart back in the day from the inner sleeve of "Turgid Miasma". So here are a few corrections: Students in the old school yard, get marks for working very hard They laugh and damn us all to hell, find an issue they can sell They're not good, they just hide well, and it's called democracy

[@donnaanderson94]

Video was shot in the front room of a house in Waverton Sydney. One take live. It was their place and not much money around. I was in the back room enjoying every second. Never forget . Rob

[@alanstrom2221]

I'll never forget going to Sandy's Records in Dee Why in 1982 to buy the latest indie records that I'd heard on Radio JJJ FM. I said hello to Nigel and Jenny, then went to the 7" vinyl section and flicked through the records when I came across a copy of "But Jacques, the Fish?" I grabbed it with the excitement of youth. Nigel gave me his usual 'background' story about the artist I was purchasing. At the time I didn't know I was buying an important piece of history. One of my treasured vinyl Singles is "Sometimes" "Sometimes when I get home I just wanna go out again" One of my favourite gigs was at Bryant's Manly Vale in 1983 where I saw The Scientists and The Celibate Rifles. I always got a laugh when Couvret wore his Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles footy jumper on stage. Another great memory is seeing The Rifles at The Strawberry Hills Hotel, SurryHills back in the hazy 80's when Damo told the crowd they were going to attempt a new song. Damo then proceeded to read the lyrics from a sheet of paper. Damo asked the people in the crowd "how do you like it up the back?" "There's a lot of people in Sydney that like it up the back!!" We loved Damo for many reasons and his dry humour and high level of applied intelligence were just two of them. Oh and he wasn't a bad frontman for a great Rock Band either. Remembered forever, the great Damien Lovelock.

[@elhornet7854]

this is probably the best thing I've ever seen on the whole internet

[@jackhanlon14]

the guy with the long hair on the guitar - he is my uncle!

[@manonymous4737]

jack hanlon-anderson you could say his name .... Dave Morris!

[@zofor]

The days of real guts and blood Australian bands.A scene that no longer exists, so many top bands with a strong underground following. What ever happened???Our aussie bands from that period of time would still shit on alot of the crap we hear today.The Celibate Rifles, We love and miss you.Long live pub rock.

[@2cabs2toucan]

Excellent, one of Australia's finest. - The living room makes a great set for this - gotta love the strategically placed copy of "Raw Power" on the turntable. Thanks for posting.

[@TheDogofWinter]

Thanks for posting this. A f'n amazing anthropological document of the most criminally underrated musicians in the world.

[@podilato]

Not just the song but the Beatbox intro brings back a lot of memories of growing up in 80's Australia. I used to like the interviews between songs and I'm sure if you watched them now, it would provide an interesting insight into society back then. I remember that everyone was a something, whether a headbanger, lemon, trendy, punk, wog (like me), wesite or some other label.

[@russbeagle1872]

They’re not good they just hide well. Great line sums up lots of poliiticisns

[@dentopia]

Turgid Miasma is in my top 5 Australian rock albums

[@Brutarius]

Unbelievable...I, too, saw the Celibate Rifles at the Brewery in 1986/87 (not sure of exact date). Not only did I enjoy a rocking show (for $4, American), but got to talk their ears off after the show. One of the all-time greats!

[@dejavoodoo44]

'Meanwhile at the process plant, there's a process going on.' is possibly my favourite opening line of a song.

[@chloedog47]

Electric Magic Dihoreer

[@sallyoliver147]

I'm privileged, to have seen the Rifles as often as I have.

[@celshader]

1st time I ever saw the Rifles was this clip on Beatbox. I was an Instant fan.

[@nedkellysghost1086]

The best song ever. ..

[@punkhead6774]

One of the best, RIP Damien

[@simontheboy2931]

These guys were/are just the ducks guts, saw them live last year - still rocking, haven't lost anything

[@FA-ju5rk]

I still remember on one of the Rifles tours in QLD when I and Damo went to get the money from the Promoter and went into this building and Damo looks at me and says with his fingers in her pocket, This look like a gun? and at that moment kicks the door open and ask the boss for the payment for tonights show the guy says no, so Damo lets him have it with the old finger in the pocket trick and screams out give us our money a few times and waves his fingers around the room, the guy gives up the cash and Damo says to run for your life to the van. we got to the van and made a great getaway and the band and crew can eat tonight. RIP Damo.

[@TheKzag]

effin brilliant guitar playing!

[@allantucker4972]

At their best. Sad I won't see the sweat again

[@renoschristakis2569]

pure Ausie sick 'n amazing bassline

[@billlaotian]

My dear god. This what Celebate Rifles sound like? How could I have overlooked these guys? Holy shit! Thank you for this post!

[@Rikitocker]

One of my fave Celeb Rifles tunes ... classic Sydney Northern Beaches punk rock!

[@konzoracing]

GO THE RIFLES !!! Awesome BAND!

[@zisisb.3169]

Thankyou Mr. Lovelock 🙏🙏🙏

[@dougsmith7083]

Loved the Rifles since first hearing them via a friend from Australia around late 1983 or early 84. I am from Vancouver so I was super fortunate to get into them earlier on....however, THIS song is my absolute favourite of their excellent catalogue

[@chokito91]

One of the legendary aussie r'n'r clips

[@torpeligneB]

C'est une super nouvelle, le genre de choses qui foutent du baume au coeur. Sorry for the french, i'm just saying that it's agood new: youth energy doesn't always dies with time. I love this track !!

[@aspie182]

Great song. I first saw the video when I was about 12 or 13, back when you could turn the TV on at midnight and expect to hear some good, varied, and unusual music. I have never been into vocals that much as a rule, but the way in which this vocalist got his point across then shut up and let the rest of the band convey the mood between verses meant I remember this song long after I have forgotten many, many others I saw at the time.

[@sharondwan5538]

Love the Rifles! Saw them heaps of times in the 80s & 90s and they are best live and loud. I also love this clip in particular as there's a Coloured Stone poster on the wall and my brother was playing with Coloured Stone at the time. Thought that was awesome back then!

[@crankingoldbastards3867]

one of my all time favorites, love to play along with this one. great riff, great lyrics

[@9digitNo]

Best ending of any music vid ever.

[@phaseashuss39]

best line in a rock song ever! "And the news is what we want to hear Electric magic diarrhoea"

[@kingofkongisland]

Lovelock hated the film clip making process, funny how they made one of the best clips ever.

[@vhonda800fr]

great australian band-combination of lyrics/music/vocals; a big thumbs up!

[@npg68]

this is such a great song

[@Dana_808]

Such a great band.

[@maxpower5435]

Bands today speed up their recordings to get to this level of intensity

[@darylcumming7119]

The eighties.

[@barrywolfe9752]

So young here. Great guys.

[@ngoolark]

Great to watch the mighty (& kinda younger) Rifles firing- absolute guns all of em

[@rastabelli]

Great great great band!! myself saw the CR at the concert they held at the famous roman beach of Capocotta, where the picture for their roman beach party album was taken from..september 1987!! I took a piss with damien and we chatted a bit.... ciaoooooooooo

[@brokenboy07]

Stoked!, just saw these guys are playing in Sydney next month with Hard Ons, Hellmenn and a heap of others. Flying up for sure!

[@thebachproject]

RIP DL. Love this band

[@WORF36]

Master class

[@seelow12]

one of the great "unsung" musical heroes!

[@Sprint74]

I think this is around 85, original drummer phil jacquet with mykie courvet on bass

[@shotfirer1972]

First beatbox vid I've found on ytube Sweet! Lovelock could write a song fer sure Great vid

[@almeidamarcelo5563]

amazing tune

[@TechnicallyNotGuilty]

chased the cellies around when i was younger for a while .... good times

[@naj70]

take me back baby, take me way back - sounds of sydney suburbs - 1985 can anyone post "some kinda feeling"

[@Dave_Oxbow]

thats when i could afford an apartment in Bondi

[@richardcooper4336]

Up there with the Saints and Radio Birdman.

[@banditblue95]

my mum went out with lovelock he wrote a song about her on the album ...

[@doughboypow]

RIP Mr Lovelock \../

[@bafk3t]

what a fine gang!

[@elhornet7854]

rifles jammin out in their lougeroom back in the day ... does it get any better? all hail youtube!

[@naj70]

bbbb beat BOX

[@MrRcogan]

favorite song as a grommet...bring back beatbox

[@longboardssurf]

i was playing with the blonde guitar here in Spain..he was playing in the Tubular etc... I know that his style was comply new..... better than the fuckers nirvana (puaghh).. i wish that the name of this band never will be deleted of our munds..

[@nickelleray]

Ahaaa... awesome!

[@mortizia23]

el mejor grupo del mundo

[@GaryShowbiz]

ROCK!

[@freelanceopportunist559]

This comments section made me literally piss myself laughing

[@trabazoss]

joder aupa el ausi rock!!!!

[@starduck8014]

Beatbox was a great show

[@HORSJEU]

LE GROUPE LE PLUS PUISSANT D AUSTRALIE

[@jaygannon1095]

RIP Damo

[@snakelake]

Kent Steadman was a pretty nifty lil guitarist

[@TheTrailerbuilder]

Bet he never thought back then that one day he'd be in a Rolling Stones cover band

[@met66]

Not true. "Most bands were about style and fashion". Most crap commercial bands were about that but there was an amazing alternative world that we reveled in with bands like Connells, Husker Du, Midnight Oil, REM, Feelies.....I could go on and on.

[@brianlowdown]

is any one from the saints in this band

[@jamessutcliffe7984]

No

[@mortizia23]

los pelos como eskarpias oye......uffffffff

[@mortizia23]

eto é lo mejó der mundo mundiá

[@nzoz1983]

lol

[@cartonet]

eto é lo mejó der mundo mundiá- zi zeñó !!!! Aupa Celibates !! Celibate Rifles please comeback to Spain JET go home !!!!

[@herny69]

your mums got a fine taste in men!

[@HabaMusic]

Shame he kinda sings in an American accent in this one. Killer band

[@markulyssestraeger]

seven people are wrong!

[@bluesandoranges]

Fuck. Yeah.

[@James-y6j6d]

Yes kunt

[@trabazoss]

motocrosssssss

[@nomdeplume6594]

Im sure nirvana copied the celibates...RIP DAMO!

[@dischargesummary8794]

Northern beaches tosspots