Ceres Fauna is betrayed by Panera's food (Tuna is a fish)

[@PlaguewielderAlchemist]

"Tuna is a fish?" Sounds like a question Gura would ask

[@bug5654]

No, no. I'm pretty sure Gura has EXPERT knowledge on edible fishes.

[@jasonkeith2832]

That has some real "Is jellyfish a herb?" energy.

[@jesuszamora6949]

To be fair, this is a story of when Fauna was little. I can see Gura asking that on stream as a serious stream.

[@moudyy958]

Who said that?😭​@@jasonkeith2832

[@Iden_in_the_Rain]

@@jasonkeith2832 is that a reference to something? It just seems so wild lol

[@SJtre3]

I swear I thought she was going to say that she realized that their broccoli cheddar soup had cheddar in it

[@SentientSlumber]

LOL, but yeah the real threat now is hidden butter in things. I love her food tangents.

[@ShadowAraun]

@@SentientSlumber most vegans i know dont even worry over butter lmao. Exact quote from one when i mentioned the butter in a dish I made "I'm vegan, not crazy"

[@Vitou777]

@@probablynotdad6553 I heard about the restaurant story, but not the Bae one and damn, was really hoping Fauna wasn't one of the crazy vegans lmao.

[@Heeeyy]

@@probablynotdad6553 Gonna need the sauce for the "Deer freaked out over a fork that touched meat" moment you're talking about.

[@SBJ_Tube]

@Probably Not Dad It's not that she thinks animal products are poison, she is CHOOSING not to eat them. So no, it isn't a contradiction or crazy to find that the meal tasted good and then regret eating it when they found out they were misled. You're being extremely rude and disrespectful.

[@XellosNi]

"You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish." "WHAT!? TUNA IS FISH!?"

[@benschultz1784]

Great album

[@Phoenix0F8]

"... Which brings me to my second betrayal by Panera," is such a great way to continue a sentence lol

[@Jasonred79squeek]

I don’t follow Fauna lore, what is Panera?

[@majinya6199]

@@Jasonred79squeek It's an American chain similar to Subway

[@korkad_]

Another golden stream full of tangents, this reminds me of another time when Fauna said she returned to a meat eating phase as a teen

[@whatgari]

That is the funniest thing I've heard. Meat eating phase. Like when gay dudes talk about the women they've dated

[@BrotherHood-xh9sg]

"meat eating phase" that's an interesting way of saying she went back to normal.

[@bmh779]

​@@BrotherHood-xh9sgvegetarian is normal though

[@chaoton]

Reminding me of an internet story where a vegan customer ordered a vegan sub with mayo, unknowingly that mayo has egg white in it. The realization brought by the OP who works there shattered her reality.

[@humrH2360]

There was this one story of someone vegan who had something from Chipotle under the misconception that it had no meat, until the official Twitter broke the news to him. You could practicality see the gears grinding to a halt and struggling to boot back up before he was like "......Oh... Well, damn... Okay, well, fuggit, time to go all in on this meat thing!"

[@jackcarlson4358]

@@berubettonyan Oreos are vegan. Solution: consume only Oreos.

[@brutevilgax777]

I remember that one lol. And then defeated, she ordered it with mayo anyway

[@syd.a.m]

@@jackcarlson4358 Probably not even Oreos. The ingredients list includes chocolate, and though they didn't specify which kind of chocolate, most kinds include milk.

[@jackcarlson4358]

@@syd.a.m You'd be wrong. It's cocoa powder, no milk.

[@TheGreatAtario]

Fauna learning left and right why certain foods are delicious

[@Nymphonomicon]

The plight of the poor, beleaguered pescatarian.

[@InfernityZ3r0]

Fish for sports only, fish meat is practically a vegetable. Ron Swanson. - Ron Swanson

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Ron Swanson would hate the Strawhat Pirates because even Zoro the three sworded guy likes Sea King meat, so Ron Swanson would hate the Strawhat Pirates.

[@InfernityZ3r0]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Okay buddy

[@VladimirDT]

Like Lilo & Stitch "I cant feed pudge tuna ITS FISH"

[@BattleManiac7]

This reminds me of the time when I had to teach a classmate that pork is meat from a pig. Granted, they knew it was meat, but they were convinced it was from a different animal.

[@DarkAdonisVyers]

That's why Chinese is a simple language. The Chinese word for beef simply means cow meat, the word for pork simply means pig meat, etc. No hiding corpses behind fancy words.

[@C.N.A.C.]

@@DarkAdonisVyers It goes back to when the French took over England. Most of the peasant farmers were Anglo-Saxon (who called the animals "Cows" and "Pigs") while the nobility, who did most of the eating, were French (who called them "Boeuf" and "Porc.")

[@SobiTheRobot]

@@DarkAdonisVyers Blame the French!

[@lordofrims]

Little Faufau be like: Tuna Sandwich, no crust.

[@nyx2889]

I still have customers who dont know that the broccoli cheddar soup isnt vegetarian. Despite the menu pointing out what is vegetarian, but then again, our menus suck

[@GremlinSciences]

You (Panera) also have lemonade with more caffeine than Red Bull does, but the labelling doesn't really indicate that it contains _any_ caffeine. I struggle to think of anywhere that has notably better menus though, most don't have any indication of what is or is not vegetarian or even what is gluten-free.

[@nyx2889]

@@GremlinSciences we do have labels but theyre not very apparent, the bubblers have "contains as much caffeine as or dark roast coffee" at the bottom, but eh. Low effort stuff, they need to improve, but for now i just do my best to inform people verbally rather than leave them to interpret things

[@GremlinSciences]

@@nyx2889 At the bottom in small text, and if you actually know the safe consumption levels you'll find that a single large serving is almost 100% of the safe daily caffeine consumption (equivalent to about 12 cups of dark roast coffee). Some people sit there to work and go for refills 4-5 times on a large, shooting straight into cardiac arrest risk territory. It's something that Panera needs to work on, but at least they aren't advertising things as gluten-free and then preparing them with the same cookware as dishes with lots of wheat gluten. (Celiac's nightmare, and frightfully common)

[@GremlinSciences]

@supersamzero There is no connection between sugar and caffeine, you can drink your coffee straight out of the pot and it won't have any less caffeine than if you added 20kg sugar. No, they add caffeine to the lemonade the same way it gets added to cola, they extract or synthesize the caffeine and dump it in.

[@bishop8958]

@@GremlinSciences Wtf really? I used to work at Panera as an overnight baker and I'd frequently drink the lemonade, if I had known it had caffeine in it I wouldn't have touched it.

[@JAStars102]

"Is this chicken or is this fish?" History repeating itself.

[@kissena3830]

Just to be fair Tuna is the chicken of the sea. If I heard

[@whong09]

Little Fauna learns how cruel the world really is. Also, yeah I don't worry about if random things have animals in them. Toothpaste has seashells in it which would technically make it not vegetarian. But using vegan toothpaste is a bridge too far.

[@absolstoryoffiction6615]

Cosmos: "Should we tell them?... That Carbon is the basic building block of all life on Earth. From animals to plants etc."

[@Phoenix0F8]

@@absolstoryoffiction6615 Challenge mode: Never absorb any energy which was ultimately solar in origin

[@AreGeeBee]

Vegan toothpaste is fine wym

[@lonk2902]

Worcestershire sauce was one my dad didn't know when he went vegetarian. Which is honestly fair it's not immediately obvious that it is a fish based sauce.

[@dashknife-edge6539]

Sea chicken! ♫ Sea chicken! ♫ Tori janai yo! Sea chicken! ♫

[@Lemon_Inspector]

Tuna is approximately a vegetable. It's within the margin of error.

[@maestrobash7822]

If something is yummy, you should automatically atleast suspect its not vegetarian.

[@vice2792ocl]

ah, she was thinking like Ron Swanson. Tuna might as well count as vegetable meat.

[@eva_pilot]

*"WHO PUT ALL THIS FISH IN MY TUNA?!"*

[@hadookin47]

Well, she comes from the forest trees, so I guess it makes sense she won't know about ocean fish

[@felixgutierrez993]

The Cheddar in her soup: 🗿

[@rainyfriday6175]

That’s why I only eat tuna salad from Moldova. Guaranteed to not have fish in it. Heck, might not even have salad.

[@dreika71]

How? I get that it's landlocked, but they can still get tuna cans, no?

[@Kraanox]

Not for the price they're selling 'em they don't

[@Jasonred79squeek]

@@rainyfriday6175 so I assume it has MOLD + OVA?

[@maxord11]

The most well-known fish song..."Tuna fish, tuna fish, swimming in the water~"

[@piecheese1214]

Fauna, you're literally Mother Nature! How did you not know that tuna is a fish?!

[@jonathanprince707]

Just wait until they start putting cricket flour in everything.

[@YuSooKey]

I remember Fauna being very averse to "eating ze bugs".

[@tumamaencosplay]

@@YuSooKey The one thing Vegans and Omnivores can fully agree with, No ze bugs in our food.

[@bipolar-tiger]

​@@tumamaencosplay sorry to break it to you, if you eat veggies, you have consumed many bugs and bug eggs. 😅

[@julien827]

cricket chips are so fucking good

[@scottydu81]

I felt betrayed when I learned that the tuna fish is actually gigantic. All my life I considered it a small fish, and people called “tuna” were being called small

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

broccoli and cheddar soup is my damned comfort food since I was a toddler

[@Sornemus]

She clearly didn't watch Lilo & Stitch They make it pretty clear what tuna is :D

[@kenshin4113]

"chicken isn't vegan?" Type moment

[@VermillionPengu]

Chicken is not meat, it's chicken.

[@maninredhelm]

No vegan diet? No vegan powers!

[@scaledjames98]

"Gelato isn't vegan?"

[@5-Volt]

@@scaledjames98 "It's milk and eggs. Bitch."

[@OK-zo3cq]

"Lean is a drug?"

[@XenoKnightAlpha]

I like that editing style

[@shahreyllkhairoullah8314]

Reminds me of how i thought tuna was chicken. Cuz the canned tuna that my mom bought was from the brand "Ayam brand". Which translates to "Chicken brand".

[@shorewall]

There's another brand that has the motto, "Chicken of the Sea."

[@Jasonred79squeek]

Ayam Brand also has corn and other canned foods hahaha

[@louisrobitaille5810]

It's like tuna's a small fish either, it's fucking huge.

[@2ndvortex309]

i remember some epic pescetarian dude say "i don't eat meat but fck fish yeah"

[@Captain_Hutch]

“First you were vegon, but now you will be gone.” That’s what popped up in my head when I saw this 😂

[@doublebassman123]

"Vegon?"

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

d'aww lol, silly clueless baby faunaur

[@Tommy9834]

Well, if that's the case, she should love the Tuna from Subway.

[@SpoonHurler]

Tuna that's not fish on bread that's actually cake. 🐟 🍰

[@Rosi_in_space]

1:30 austrian chicken

[@kevinslater4126]

Discusses quantum physics in streams Doesn't know Tuna is a fish

[@Lilith-Rose]

Didnt know it as a very small child, I doubt she knew anything about quantum physics back then either

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

@@Lilith-Rose , I was a vegetarian briefly because of the propaganda spread across school, but even I knew as a small child that tuna is a fish.

[@SeeMyDolphin]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hrKnowledge is not linear, what's your point?

[@KomboEzaliTe]

Wait until she finds out about Caeser dressing.

[@ishiblack7497]

AAAEEEOOO! 🚓 ~"Freeze! Its the Vegan Police! You are under arrest for eat a tuna!"🥦

[@leventhumps3861]

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

[@jacobcoleman8250]

Congratulations, you’re a pescatarian now.

[@HaydenLau.]

Pescatarian is the best compromise

[@legatobluesummers1994]

Deer eat rabbits when they have an iron deficiency....

[@wherethetatosat]

Every vegetarian has to get shocked by something. I once asked my friend why she was eating gelatin fruit snacks. Told her to read the ingredient list and look up what gelatin is made from. She just sighed, let out a little "damn it" then handed me the fruit snacks.

[@assymptoad4989]

Fish is basically a vegetable anyway.

[@ChristianStout]

You're pescetarian now, Fauna

[@Gappasaurus]

Korone needs to break the news to her about Sea Chicken.

[@ageneralsenseofconfusionan1268]

If Fauna didn't want us to eat animals, then why did she make them so delicious?

[@mythicalsalmon3621]

People can't be so dumb 😭💚

[@zg3342]

Half and half. Tuna sandwich and broccoli cheddar soup is the best thing to order at penera.

[@AROAH]

I DIDNT KNOW THE BROCCOLI CHEDDAR SOUP HAD CHICKEN IN IT NOOOOO

[@ashisgod]

Who wants to tell her that vegetarians occasionally eat fish?

[@SeeMyDolphin]

You're thinking of pescatarians. Vegetarians by definition do not eat fish.

[@bixdugan8300]

You're telling me a fish tuna'd this sandwich?

[@Pong0_]

God damnt i love her.

[@lekhakaananta5864]

At least the broccoli cheddar soup didn't have bros in it.

[@unkosherfood]

they should just call it bro-cheese soup :)

[@fragniz]

Yeah, won't go too in detail but for religious reasons I have to check food, which is how I learned that the Broccoli Cheddar is made with Chicken Broth. Surprised me just like it did Fauna lol.

[@Agmanthion]

"we became vegetarian together" this explains alot. misery loves company and fauna doesnt know what shes missing. we need to save her

[@TheHarrisontemple]

Gonna have to get another dum post it note.

[@ZhadTheRad]

I'm speechless. She didn't know tuna was fish??

[@trevdestroyer8209]

She was a little kid maybe not even a teenager yet

[@bladewolf39]

Tuna salad is the least vegetarian salad any vegetarian could ever eat lol If it smells like a fish, tastes like a fish, then its definitely a fish!

[@goozilla123]

I wonder if she realizes that mayo contains eggs.

[@alfredourbina793]

Tuna is a fruit in México.

[@brandonmulryan1522]

The good thing about being vegetarian is that they don't view fish as meat so they still eat fish.

[@kissena3830]

You cannot be betrayed by something you don't know Fauna. Also, the people on Panera don't know if you are a vegetarian or not. Unless you tell them. Also Tuna.

[@jonburkitt3729]

The chicken is why it was yummy lol

[@Panster7]

I'm not sure how's the Tuna Sandwich be Panera betrayal but doesn't matter we gonna roll with it. 😆 What's wrong with you Panera ?? Tuna is fish?? WHAT?

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

The only issue I have with Panera Bread is that it's extremely expensive, but considering even making a home cooked meal yourself is extremely expensive in this economy I'd say there isn't anything wrong eating out at Panera Bread is perfectly fine.

[@alphakretin2387]

How does Fauna know so many things on so many topics but miss out on “tuna is a fish”

[@delphy2478]

i can understand the reasoning most vegetarians choose to vegetarians and even support them, but meats and related things are too tasty for me to join them

[@ShadowAraun]

I understand it somewhat, but not for fish. If its a health matter, eat fish. If its about corrupt agriculture, eat fish.

[@orcus6893]

@@ShadowAraun but also be aware of eating too much tuna or you will have mercury poisoning

[@bassbusterx]

a juicy steak beats all arguments man

[@rexmckey1604]

@@ShadowAraun Life got you down, eat fish. Capitalism making you broke, eat fish. Communism took your potatos, eat fish. Lacking in omega-3, eat fish. Living on the coast, eat fish. Living in the mountains, eat fish. Don't like fish, EAT THE FLOPPING FISH.

[@Eclin]

fish is good culture

[@spiderdude2099]

Fun fact: Some “chicken” flavored things actually are vegan because they are completely synthetically flavored. You can make stock that tastes like chicken without it containing chicken. A lot of times you will know of this is the case by it saying “chicken flavored” rather than “contains chicken”

[@MintyPolaroid]

Reminds me of the Pudge situation from Lilo and Stitch

[@Ghost3210]

To be fair, I know a few people who had a dive into "fish is vegetarian, right? " or "honey is vegan, right?" territory, before... but as adults. At least we ain't going into "cannibalism is vegan, when both parties consent, right?" territory. 😅

[@spiderdude2099]

“I thought it was just a delicious mayo sandwich” So…..all of that. All of what was in that filling, she thought was just…..mayo? And nothing else? Excuse me?

[@cthulhupolar60]

Well maybe your bodies telling you something Fauna.

[@1Scimetar]

For those that don't know (this is just my understanding as an unrestrained omnivore), the difference dietarily between a vegan and a vegetarian is that a vegan doesn't eat any form of animal product. Hence, no dairy milk from things like cows or goats or real eggs from ducks or chickens, while vegetarians only avoid eating foods that are made from either the flesh and/or bone from animals, as stock is normally made by boiling the defleshed bones of whatever animal the stock is for before straining out those bones from the finished product. That's why vegans don't eat natural honey as bees count as animals and honey contain bee saliva.

[@misterturkturkle]

makes me think of the time a [redacted] puked violently at a restaurant i worked at she wondered why our spaghetti was the best shed ever had she didnt know prosciutto isnt a mashroom

[@sublis939]

Without meat our world would be a bland place.

[@Jormunguandr]

brocoli soy cheese soup

[@sticklyboi]

she could just like not be a vegetarian and then she can enjoy tuna again

[@sharkboy214]

Lol yes tuna is a fish some species are massive

[@koigaming406]

That's cute

[@ComplexMotivations]

It’s kind of scary how she can’t say that her mother made her a vegetarian. I guess we just can’t attribute influence to life choices in 2024. Because once people realize that their parents influence their decision, well then it adds a whole different kettle of fish. Especially when they refused to acknowledge that they were influenced. Kinda like an ideology eh?

[@chickenflippers]

I feel like it's dangerous to avoid meat and meat products that humans normally consume to survive. I do hope Fauna is responsible and supplementing her diet with the necessary nutrition that she'd normally receive from animal-based food.

[@bmh779]

Luckily you only feel that way, because its not dangerous at all. Plenty of people walking around that are vegan/vegetarian that are healthier than most.

[@nyperold7530]

Okay, the first one is just an understandable lack of knowledge on her part if you never questioned what tuna is, and she was little. The second one... yeah, I can imagine it never occurring to someone that it might have been flavored with animal bones. Of course, it doesn't matter now, since eggs and cheese aren't on her menu...

[@kyril98741]

And mayo was made with egg

[@fragniz]

Remember, she said Vegetarian at the time, so Egg would be fine.

[@Furluge]

Poor Fauna, getting conned into vegetarianism by her mom.

[@botbaki9303]

Stupid hipsters, but hey, they can enjoy their vitamin gummies made in china or african kids. Lol

[@goodyb0y556]

Had baby Fauna not seen Lilo and Stitch??

[@TheCsel]

To be fair some cultures do not include fish as meat, and pescatarian diet is a thing.

[@afqwa423]

Fish are basically plants that move anyway.

[@bootortle]

Panera 🤢 St. Louis Bread Co. 😎

[@milesedgeworth132]

That's not the source. You linked her Kirby 64 stream Instead of the Pokémon stream.

[@SentientSlumber]

Dang, good catch. Fixed it now!

[@fpspwny995]

"...Chicken isn't vegan?"

[@smokeyc21]

Mayo has eggs in it though

[@Biosquid239]

Senti i am you're biggest fan i love so you so much omg

[@SentientSlumber]

are GWS pills vegan?

[@negljbreakergaming]

what did she think it was!?

[@ugib8377]

Oh shit it uses chicken stock? Time to go ruin my vegetarian mom's day!

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

So is Fauna still a vegetarian, a vegan, or did she return to an omnivore diet?

[@SentientSlumber]

From what she has mentioned, it was vegetarian -> vegan -> rebellious omnivore at some point -> and now back to vegan.

[@nilok7]

@@SentientSlumber The constant struggle against your own instincts to eat those delicious amino acids your body craves and needs. I understand the want to be vegetarian and vegan, to remove yourself from the moral dilemma of having to kill to eat (even though plants also scream when injured), but as much as we as humans want to see ourselves as above animals, we are still animals, and part of nature. Just like other animals, we need to kill to survive. That said, it should be done within restraint, and to give honor to the life taken so you may continue to live. Would Fauna be angry if I told her the truth, that plants scream in ultrasonic frequencies when cut, and nightshades like tomatoes are known to scream the most? Would this become the third betrayal of Panera?

[@tumamaencosplay]

My only issue with the whole thing is that this clearly shows Fauna's mom treating children Fauna as basically her Vegan cat, it's fine if Adult Fauna chooses whatever diet she pleases, but a parent of a child that doesn't understan the consequences to any given diet, should maximize for health, not fads or """""morality"""

[@Jeppelelle]

@@tumamaencosplay Reminds me of a british morning show where a vegan had their vegan dog with her, the owned proudly told the hosts that it was the dogs choice to eat vegan food and that the dog preferred it. The host then brought out 2 dog bows, 1 with vegan dog food, the other one with meat dogfood, the poor dog ran to the meat bowl and inhaled it

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@Jeppelelle lmao most hilarious sht ever

[@meferswift]

A mom that makes the kid veget? Dang

[@sergeandou9853]

I understand, she wasn't forced tho?

[@meferswift]

@@sergeandou9853 yeah, hence "makes" Not forced.

[@Philiqification]

All parents "make" their kids eat a certain way