Making FIRST CONTACT | Star Trek Online Story Series E94

[@avragetrinidadian3787]

First contact situation: "exist" Captain Hale: *excited British noises*

[@Daedalus-BC308]

Wouldn't we all?

[@defies4626]

First Contact Situation: "Turns into more temporal nonsense" Captain Hale: **EXTREMELY DISTRESSED BRITISH NOISES**

[@bigdaddydons6241]

British first contact? *loads martini Henry with malicious intent*

[@cmdrtianyilin8107]

Meanwhile, Natives: "Why do we hear boss music?" *Rule Britannia playing on subspace frequencies.

[@beaumartinez8705]

Natives call in help. ZULU!

[@ISAF_Ace]

"set course for the big purple thing" just like a true Starfleet officer, scientific to the end

[@daveh7720]

Isn't Hale a Tactical officer? I always think of my Tac captain as a Marine, so "aim for the purple thing" would be right in character.

[@ISAF_Ace]

true, I suppose science isn't really his thing

[@seanm4095]

Well remember anythimg tbey didb't understand is called a thing!

[@seanm4095]

Ok Ok Time out here how Did doctor Who get in on this?

[@TheCrackedFirebird]

@@daveh7720 As a Marine...I agree with that.

[@LordDarthHarry]

Got to love how as you progress through the story the Lukari go from "Pls help, we're defenseless!" to "These Klingons thought we were easy prey. They were sadly mistaken!"

[@Timeward76]

The lukari were ready to leap to the stars. All they needed was a little push.

[@robertwilson2516]

I mean they were getting attacked by Tholians.

[@occultatumquaestio5226]

Personally I think the Lukari are a nice addition to Star Trek. Often in the STO, Star Trek, and Sci-Fi as a whole, most multi-episodic story arcs have Humanity still being a newcomer. Its a nice change of pace to see us in a more teaching role. Plus it appears Humanity and the Lukari share much in common.

[@Janoha17]

Kuumarke is basically a far less abrasive Archer. And the Lukari Rep was the first Reputation I ever completed entirely.

[@cmdrtianyilin8107]

@@Janoha17 yeah, Piezo Polaron is nerfed and it heals the enemy.

[@Janoha17]

@@cmdrtianyilin8107 I did enjoy the ground weapon, which was fairly unique.

[@cmdrtianyilin8107]

@@Janoha17 I completed the reputation just to get the Wrist weapon and the costume, but all my away team Boffs have Boolean Khannon. So, it becomes redundant. So, the most useful things from the reputations are traits and they are good for Intel toons.

[@TheCastellan]

@@Janoha17 And nicer to look at.

[@CaptainRhodor]

Kuumaarke: **exists** Me: "Tarsi, you have new standing orders. If anyone or anything threatens this adorable cinnamon roll, you are to erase it from existence."

[@TheCrackedFirebird]

What about her mirror counterpart?

[@barrybend7189]

@@TheCrackedFirebird eh. If she dies she dies.

[@barrybend7189]

​@@TheCrackedFirebirdif she dies she dies.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

"I've only had Kuumaarke for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I'd kill everyone in this ship and then myself." :P

[@nathanielheilmann7351]

"We can't just dump technology on them to catch them up"... oh my poor sweet naïve Mark

[@andrewtaylor940]

They hit Warp 2. Which means we can start selling them arms and technology like a drunken Ferengi!

[@EpicNerd]

that's mainly why I quit STO after the iconian war. We have the opportunity for a story about guiding a new species into the galactic community, but all the sudden their tech is somehow "top of the line" and the "hot new things" that cryptic pushed onto the player base that season, totally ruins the immersion. I didn't start playing again until the dominion arc came out.

[@jamiengo2343]

@@EpicNerd true that was a clear plot hole how the first Lukari ship happened to be matching in quality to one of the best Klingon and Federation starships. Still I thought it was a cool plot line and you should definitely try it. Kuumaarke is a great character

[@saqwana25]

@@EpicNerd if you read the logs it was show they were given and older gorn vessel so they just spring boarded from there, and of course the klingon empire and federation were helping them advance. as for their ships i imagine it is a case of monkey see monkey do.

[@rupertmiller9690]

The Ferengi and Pakled have both gotten around that particular 'hurdle'.

[@gallendugall8913]

A star is dying! It was probably Hale's fault anyway so might as well send him.

[@ptonpc]

Where he goes chaos follows.

[@Kainlarsen]

"Yeah, Hale. What did you do this time, you temporal jackass?" :D

[@BlueSatoshi]

It technically is. The Na'khul attacked the Tholians back in 2270 and he intervened, saving them. Now they want revenge.

[@cmdrtianyilin8107]

@@BlueSatoshi no, you've said that back to front. Tholians shut down their star, in retaliation, Na'kuhls massacred Tholian Colonial fleet in the past. This is the starting point. This is completely Tholians' fault.

[@BlueSatoshi]

@@cmdrtianyilin8107 It's a time loop, plus I'm presenting events as they've happened so far because that doesn't happen until next episode.

[@salenstormwing]

18:45 "We'd have First and Second Contact but we don't have time for that right now." Somewhere, Boimler is very upset for no apparent reason.

[@ancapftw9113]

Ignore him. He may be a Captain now, but he just wants to "study" the local women. He's a huge fan of Kirk.

[@barrybend7189]

I'd find it funny if Boimler made it to Commodore by STO time. It would be fun to see him in command of support fleets.

[@singletona082]

I absolutely loved this first mission since, back to work back to what the federation is supposed to do snd First contact. And they are quit friendly. On the level, eager to learn. And given what happens after? Shockingly adaptable to the threats around them. I like these people.

[@Janoha17]

Spoiler Alert: . . . . . . . . They got Genesis to work for it's intended purpose.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

DR.Who references ... I can respect that

[@barrybend7189]

it was in the original episode the time ship appeared in.

[@BlueSatoshi]

>2250s >Tholians encounter timeship >2270 >Na'khul attack Tholians *>Hale saves them* >2300s >Tholians accumulate trilithium - lots of it >2410 >Tholians disrupt a star, luring the timeship, and thus the Tox Uthat Hmm, just what are they up to...

[@nineballmk2]

...oh nooooo

[@barrybend7189]

2150's but mostly accurate.

[@wrath2501]

To seek out new life and new civilizations. To bold clap what no one has clapped before!

[@BossVolt]

28:07 The fact that there is so much (probably sexual) tension in these few words is just so funny 🤣 Imagine how the same interaction in the mirror universe went, with no such restraints of politeness! 😏😁

[@Gangerworld]

Sounds like Mark Hale is gonna make first contact in more ways than one. That's the reason for the UFP and Starfleet afterall: exploring new planets and new civilizations and dating alien chicks. "Who cares about the 2nd contact crews" lol. I'm sure their adventures would make good comedy series, especially if they were animated..

[@starhound45]

Our ongoing mission, to seek out new life and new civilisations. To procreate with as many as possible.

[@andrewtaylor940]

Yeah, somehow I don't remember this chapter being quite so... suggestive? I mean she's hitting on us! This is gonna end with her implanting her eggs in our throats isn't it? That's what the glowy blue thing that snakes around from behind her head is. It's to shove her eggs into one of our orifices'. It's the only explanation for why she is being so nice to us.

[@cytorakdemon]

Kal Dano has Human, Vulcan, and Lukari DNA... I hear as I look at Hale, T'Met, and Kuumaarke.

[@starhound45]

@@cytorakdemon ooooo. Nice theory. Shame he's a couple centuries out. Though the Lukari might live for thousands of years.... Though that'd mean that the son of Hale and Kuumaarke gets it on with T'met. Huh, guess she's a cougar...

[@cytorakdemon]

@@starhound45 Kuumaarke: "This Pon Farr ritual sounds like a most fascinating experience. I'd love to partake in it in the name of cultural exchange." T'Met, panting: "The more... the merrier." Hale: "I'm in danger."

[@japzone]

"I'm looking forward to this scientific mission without any twists or turns" Me: *FLAG!*

[@daveh7720]

Hale should know better than to tempt Murphy like that. I have to wonder how many ships Starfleet has lost because a captain said something like, "What's the worst that could happen?" Buckle up, buttercup! When Franklin Drake gave me the Hearts and Minds mission and said, "Don't worry, He's just a typical Vulcan by himself. You shouldn't have any problems," I wanted to reach through the comm and punch him.

[@BNuts]

Kuumarke is one of my favourite characters. Her energy and optimism are very _TNG_ , and that's especially welcome in a galaxy where it seems like most species are out to get you. Doesn't hurt that she's also kind of cute.

[@valor1omega]

It's a shame that a video game company can actually produce better stories than the companies that own the franchise.

[@BNuts]

@@valor1omega It's because the people at Cryptic actually care about the franchise, whereas CBS put _Trek_ in the hands of people who think it's too cerebral, and want _Star Wars_ instead. Unfortunately CBS has been giving Cryptic the mandate to include elements from _Discovery_ , _Picard_ , and _Lesser Decks_ , so they haven't been able to focus on anything after 'Victory is Life,' which was the last really good story arc in the game.

[@valor1omega]

@@BNuts Yeah, I noticed. Do you think that cbs is trying to reck their story telling abilities by forcing their garbage on them?

[@BNuts]

@@valor1omega I'm not sure CBS cares as long as Kurtzman's work is profitable enough, but like Viacom and Disney they would be prepared to cut him loose the instant he's not. I'm not even sure Kurtzman himself is intentionally trying to ruin _Trek_ , but through his lack of understanding of the franchise, that is precisely what he is doing. And it's happening to many other franchises too. Apparently the Netflix _Winx_ adaptation is the same, and up next on the chopping block is _My Little Pony_ , which, after a 9-year success story, is likely to see the biggest trashfire since the forbidden G3.5. Not even anime is completely woke-proof, but it is a bit more resistant, since the best content originates outside of America.

[@valor1omega]

@@BNuts It seems had lucas films stuck with JJ's scripts the second Disney SW film wouldn't have been such a dumpster fire and forcing JJ to try and clean up AJ's mess but hampered by KK. If the script notes that was leaked real then the 2nd movie would haven been better. As to kurtsman had he followed in JJ's lead and made std it's own universe we wouldn't be in this mess. As to mlp and winx I don't know anything about that but I definitely believe you. Netflix ruined the witcher series by changing race of several key characters and sjwing the storyline, ugh.

[@mrspidey80]

"That kind of matter is ejected during corona events". Well that's just great...

[@jamiengo2343]

I loved the Lukari storyline, this was proper Star Trek, and shows that exploration can happen in STO

[@Lans32485]

Hale: Ah, a nice simple scientific mission with no time travel. Universe:

[@Lans32485]

Ps, have they recast Kal Dano since these missions were originally made? I seem to remember him having a different voice.

[@jannegrey]

@@Lans32485 Yup the original VA wasn't from Screen Actors Guild.

[@kdawg2446]

I always liked the Lukari missions they feel kinda normal after the Iconian and time travel incidents.

[@pearsegallagher106]

ah i love the lukari so much i kinda wish they were canon

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

same

[@andrewtaylor940]

They could never be cannon. They’re not completely obstinate assholes with a one note comedy culture.

[@pearsegallagher106]

@@andrewtaylor940 sadly true

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@andrewtaylor940 Neither are most species in Discovery, like the Xaheans or Kelpiens. So it's possible.

[@valor1omega]

​@@michaelgreenwood3413 As far as I am concerned STO is hard canon while std is soft canon at best. So those pos creatures in std are not canon.

[@kfcroc18]

14:57 You can see the boosters fall way from the probe.

[@peco0012]

The plot thickens, great series!

[@cormacmacsuibhne2867]

15:20 "The probe is arriving at the solar corona". A corona is an aura of plasma that surrounds the Sun and other stars. Corona means crown in Spanish.

[@mikesurlygentlemanwalton]

Second contract crews... I see what you did there. You clever devil 😈 👏

[@randyranderson690]

more 'action' than planned. Riker would be proud.

[@KEVMAN7987]

When you mentioned life forms on the moon I immediately thought of Data's life forms song.

[@andrewtaylor940]

I love that the Lukari stand out as the only aliens you meet in STO that aren’t complete and utter assholes to you. Because “our culture and your Prime Directive insist that we be assholes!”

[@darthdragonborn1076]

I remember this mission arc,gotta say i love action but you cant resist the urge to explore new frontiers and this arc is just that. Other than for the dyson and iconian arcs this one will remain in my top 3

[@NightOwlModeler]

"Quiet day at the office... a 3 hour tour of a star with indigestion..." ;)

[@Reddotzebra]

So one of those species the NX-01 crew couldn't identify and another piece of the puzzle.

[@Thrawn215]

18:06 No one told me there would be a time lord in this episode... Yay!!

[@ancapftw9113]

Now I'm imagining another Star Trek/ Doctor Who crossover where he teams up with Daniels

[@superdave6889]

"it's bigger on the inside" I'd say Kal Dano would probably enjoy meeting a certain Galifreyan travelling busybody.

[@daverage4729]

Diplomatic relations...Heh!! Rick, you dog!

[@cytorakdemon]

Nice to see Mark have his own "All The World Is Birthday Cake" moment. Also... "eh, who cares about the Second Contact crews", hehehehe, yeah, those guys sucks.

[@christopherbridges7902]

Extremely awesome to watch this and meet a new race also just awesome.

[@SilverAranda]

A finally a mision that don't include destroying stuff.... .... I speaked to soon... Also I see the admiral follow the starfleet tradition of flirting whit the new alien race.

[@shmee123ful]

first contact: Petty alien leader: please save us Mark Hale: well of course, its our job (oh no she's hot) later tarsi: sir the ambassador has being tell-ported over with a old earth record by an artest called barry white and a bottle of sampaine Mark Hale : blushs red and the bridge crew start snicking. I am not kirk i wont just sleep with her....we only just met transportor room people: ah sir the ambassador just asked us were your quarters were and then started stripping of her cloths bridge crew: snickering intensifies

[@danielseelye6005]

Hale: *exasperated sigh* The things I do for the Federation. Once more, unto the breach! *gleam in eye and smirk on lips as lift doors close. ST theme crescendos to drown out muffled moans. Fade to black.*

[@shmee123ful]

@@danielseelye6005 yess yess this pleases me

[@PresidentBust]

I've never seen this format before. An in game movie experience? It was great. Really fun. Well done! Subbed

[@nathanielheilmann7351]

Been a while since I've played this mission. I remember Kal having a higher pitched voice

[@JDEhlert]

The next story. It has a voice over that's drastically different.

[@nathanielheilmann7351]

@@JDEhlert Yeah, the original VA wasn't SAG so they had to get a SAG VA to redo lines when STO went full SAG. Its the same reason you'll never hear Kurland again outside of "Kurland here"

[@jordanreed3675]

@@nathanielheilmann7351 SAG?

[@barrybend7189]

​@@jordanreed3675screen actor's guild.

[@barrybend7189]

​@@nathanielheilmann7351I miss him he needs to return. Even if it's a smaller adventure and supporting role.

[@seancondon5572]

12:20 - oh no. Homestar has become unstable. Maybe that's why Homestar Runner stopped producing so many toons.

[@gabesgames6099]

This is the first part of my favorite arc in sto

[@davecortie5579]

This is my favorite quest line. Very Star Trek. Glad Hale is here.

[@DeneW]

I find myself getting excited seeing a new episode of this. Good job!

[@cmdrtianyilin8107]

Kuumarke is a great character. I really enjoy missions involved with her. Also, Tholians are abominations to the galaxy. Their existence is an insult to the universe.

[@jasonskeans3327]

Now normally I don't advocate for genicide they are the exception fucking bugs

[@cmdrtianyilin8107]

@@jasonskeans3327 If it was Stellaris, I'd neutron sweep those buggers.

[@jasonskeans3327]

@@cmdrtianyilin8107 i always took great pleasure in killing them

[@valor1omega]

@@jasonskeans3327 As do I, my federation character carves tally marks in a hidden area of his office. After all can you imagine what people might think if they knew a federation caption did that?

[@jasonskeans3327]

@@valor1omega might get court marshalled the Klingons would like him

[@Sparky8472a]

As always, the Capt Hale sassy pants made it!

[@kingofmonsters14]

"who cares about second contact crews?" Lower Decks would like to have a word with you

[@jorgnocke991]

Please kind of a more about time Lord victorious aus dem Video thank you so much please keep up your amazing work and live long and prosper

[@Stompinlama]

I have always had an odd theory about the Tholians. My best guess as to why they are always getting involved in temporal and multiversal things is because... they know about them and their outcomes already. It is possible they may have some scans from Kal's database from when they first encountered it and know how things are "supposed" to turn out and when something does seem to fit right away they get nervous. A nervous Tholian Assembly is an active one and puts them right in the center of everything, which is where they were always meant to be. They are trying to be Time Cops from within the timeline, and that.... causes Janeway sized issues.

[@andrewtaylor940]

We actually know why the Tholian's are such Dicks. It's much the same reason as to why the Iconian's where. Way back in the TOS era character starter missions. So back around episode 4 or 5 of this series. The Na'kuhl show up, traveling backwards in time, to destroy the Tholian's for putting out their sun. Creating a Paradox whereby both the Tholians and Na'kuhl caused the destruction to their homes by waging a war across time and space.

[@gmradio2436]

The Tholians are interesting to look at as they are an extragalactic species. They might be one of the least affected races by temporal shenanigans.

[@VulcanTrekkie45]

Legit my headcanon is that my character proposed to Kumaarke at the end of this upcoming arc.

[@Nachtfalke-NSKR]

I wonder how that conversation went.

[@liljenborg2517]

Pre-review: which attractive alien scientist female will Hale hit on more: the Cardassian or the Lukari?.

[@daveh7720]

Cardassians are pretty common. But a Lukari... that's an excellent "first contact" opportunity. Remind me to thank the Progenitors for making so many species, um, "compatible."

[@cmdrtianyilin8107]

Tholians Queen. Change my mind.

[@liljenborg2517]

@@cmdrtianyilin8107 With Tholians "dangerously hot" female means something much more literal.

[@ancapftw9113]

The Vaadwaur. He like dangerous women.

[@aiosquadron]

Judging from the colour the star is probably a class Oscar or maybe Bravo main sequence star

[@KatanisPSN]

I imagine once T'Nae adjusted to the integration that she reached out to Sela to share more about Tasha. Wish we got a Sela Boff. It could be like the Leeta one where you could claim a prime universe version or the one from the recent universe where Sela is part of Starfleet.

[@NightridingDoom]

Hale: "Quiet" Everyone else: "You know what happens now"

[@captaincaveman177]

I've seen a few of your videos . I gotta say I really like your style

[@CertifiablyIngame]

Thank you, I try!

[@KEVMAN7987]

Hey! Actor Paul Dano is back! Is this the time-travel stop he made during that mission where he died?

[@cmdrtianyilin8107]

Kal Dano, not Paul Dano. Yeah, he's the reason why Na'kuhls lost their home.

[@Werezilla]

Is it just me or did Kummarke want to....explore Mark Hale's nebula? If you know what I mean.

[@starhound45]

Exploring new experiences is quite the noble goal...

[@zooropa04]

I loved this mission. It felt like an old school episode of TNG.

[@narayananms620]

Thanks for the work u do, i am a recent trek fan, and you videos provide a lot of context

[@Iceflkn]

We'd better check this planets calendar. Is it 2020?

[@bonetower]

This is still my fav mission in the game, just being explorers

[@skywise001]

"Call Dibs" Lol

[@Shadowkey392]

This was a fun mission to play through. Nice colour scheme on your ship, btw.

[@seanm4095]

"it's bigger on the inside" ok wait a minute wait a minute when did Dr.Who get in on this!

[@jordanreed3675]

Round about 2003 when this ship or one like it was introduced

[@Nichodo]

@18:05 It's like the Tardis from Doctor Who XD

[@TheCastellan]

26:00 advanced does not mean invincible. A time traveler can get killed by a local peasant throwing a rock at him or her. Also, Tholians might still be uber advanced.

[@RockRedGenesis]

"It's bigger on the inside" - Kal Dano "Yeah, you got a nice TARDIS!" "Ah, British humor!"

[@KalRandom]

You sure you name shouldn't be Kirk? Hope you 2 had a good diplomatic meeting, ;p

[@dragonairblade7722]

"Eh who cares about the second contact crews." *sad Lower Decks noises*

[@Willpower-74205]

Kal Dano has a TARDIS. I always suspected, since that little time pod the NX-01 Enterprise encountered.... 🖖😎

[@Lans32485]

Same ship

[@youtubeviewer4472]

I just realized I finished my binge watching so I have no more Certifably Ingame to watch. I need more. None of the other Let's Play videos are half as well produced or scripted. I may have to PLAY THE GAME MYSELF! but I really loathe navigating my character with the keyboard. Is there a good controller or mouse work around you would recommend?

[@CertifiablyIngame]

You can get it on console, but controller support remains spotty on PC. Playing it through steam might help as the Steam client has controller interfaces, but from what I gather it still doesn't retool the UI to suit a controller.

[@freedomstar3930]

I wonder what the Romulan Republic say upon making first contact with the Lukari?

[@cormacmacsuibhne2867]

First contact.

[@barrybend7189]

so Hale has a Heastrom situation.

[@SwankyKitteh82]

I just want a full version of the thumbnail image... o.o

[@danielpaquet3963]

is Joral quinn a joined trill

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Nothing in-game ever stated that he is: sto.gamepedia.com/Jorel_Quinn

[@StevenHouse1980]

At a guess from the projection base that would have been Data, but the biggest mistake you made was saying that Sela's mother was from the main timeline(Wrong she was from an altinate timeline where the Federation were loosing a war with the Klingon Empire)

[@SomeKindaSpy]

Fun fact, eventually in the timeline of the universe, we're supposed to be getting blue dwarf stars.

[@kingssman2]

Sure, First contact but what about Second contact?

[@grimfoxofficial]

Is that Taturis from Doctor who

[@cormacmacsuibhne2867]

What do you mean STO booted you?

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

STO crashed on random occasions for absurd reasons.

[@patrickmurray2662]

It means the server kicked him out, forcing him to go through the process of logging into the game and loading everything again. There’s any number of reasons it can happen and it can vary in its level of inconvenience. I was once “booted“ during a TFO and managed to log-in again quickly and was in the same TFO with the same team. I’ve also been booted from a mission like this (one later in this arc, actually) and I had to start over all the way from the beginning, even earlier than where the checkpoint should have been. In any case, it can really ruin your momentum.

[@dave_p560]

I love this whole story arc. It feels very star trek to be exploring. And fun to see familiar faces. I'm replaying these at the moment.

[@silvergalaxie]

let's see...destroyed the klingon, romulan, vulcan & thermia. Needa StarTrek Online film: Temporal Disruption, rated R.

[@Sasuke81a]

Looks like future Starfleet can build their own Tardis's

[@Bentron88]

I feel dumb... when did we meet this guy before? That aside, thank you for the Doctor Who reference STO!!

[@nsr-ints]

That's... Unusual. How is a blue star dying? Dying stars are usually red giants, aren't they?

[@philly83]

"nice quiet day at the office."

[@Tmccreight25Gaming]

So nobody is going to acknowledge that Kal Dano's ship is LITERALLY a TARDIS? Can travel through both time and space, is bigger on the inside

[@Quadrolithium]

When I first played this episode after seeing the icon I was like: Not this shit again. Then when the mission details was discussed: let me guess... Tal Shiar. That Sela and her shennanigans again. Glad it turned out to be different, but I still hate the next missions for this episode Can we stop the timey wimey ball please? And me begging that this is the last time my captain messes with time.

[@Sigurther]

Oh, look, a new species. And they're humanoid with light forehead ridges. And they're hot. Best not let Riker hear about them.

[@CRYOKnox]

31. Century and still no way against Tholian Webs?? What are they made of ultra amazingium? Honestly i realy like this series. Since i play myself even more. On Xbox it oftens is the A PRESS Predator Simulator (Apex A Press... nevernind) Press A to scan, press A to repair, press A to talk, press A to beam, press A to jump... Hold A to select between 5 "press A to" actions. And i already said something about the fighting

[@Janoha17]

I strongly suspect the Tholians have stolen future tech integrated into their vessels, which is why they're so difficult to fight.

[@CRYOKnox]

@@Janoha17good point and it could explain why they are so aggressive about time traveling of others.

[@BuildaMan]

This is when the Dev's turned the beauty meter up to 11

[@CrimsonRegalia]

The USS Ceritos will do the 2nd contact... 😀

[@mastermonarch]

How long after the Dominon war does this game take place?

[@procyon6370]

If you don't know already, this clip takes place in 2410, 35 years after the Dominion War ended.

[@youtubeviewer4472]

Finally we get some Captain Kirk style first contact. I wonder if Hale met his great great great grand son.

[@valor1omega]

The caption Kirk myth was started by eddy murphy during ether an SNL skit or a in living color skit. It never happened, in canon he was only with two different women. One of them was the mother of his son and the other was just a fling. He was with David's mother the longest. The real canon man who're* was Riker. *Yes I spelled it wrong, had too as youtube kept deleting my message.

[@youtubeviewer4472]

@@valor1omega Yes, Kirk did not explicitly bang as many women in space as people joke about but that was because characters in 1960s TV were less sexual than today. A lot of Kirk's promiscuity is inferred or implied.

[@valor1omega]

@@youtubeviewer4472 I have watched all of TOS and no where did they ever suggest that. William Shatner once said a long time ago that Kirk never slept with more than two women. So unless it is said on screen it didn't happen. People want to believe what they want but canon is canon.

[@youtubeviewer4472]

@@valor1omega I am also aware that no one ever said "Beam me up Scotty" but nevertheless that phrase is part of the cultural landscape and it's fun to joke about. Napoleon was actually above average height for his nation and era, but we still use the term "Napoleon Complex" to refer to short people who overcompensate with attitude. Just because something is not factual does not mean it cannot be true.

[@valor1omega]

@@youtubeviewer4472 "Just Because it's not factual doesn't mean it can't be true" Um yeah it does mean it isn't true and lies/myths should be disproven.

[@jerrytuerke6950]

You sure have been Rick.

[@alexv5862]

Star fleet command. Go check out oddly behavior in a star. Hail. Internal monologue. Please don't because caused by future me or at least be cool as fuck

[@vincentwhitehead]

So lukar is an inhabited moon just like Andoria

[@mastermonarch]

Why get that close to a dying star why not use a runabout ?

[@markstockette6900]

Borg tech