Chadley in a nutshell

[@truebladeseeker]

You thought it was Final Fantasy VII Rebirth in a nutshell, but it was him! Chadley!!! (Honestly, he is this game in a nutshell most of the time)

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

Chadley is not JustAPancake, the number one channel for Halo fans!

[@user-mg1pj2vt9l]

I love you. Take my hand in marriage. Sike

[@timonikkinen9578]

No wonder Cloud is so messed up. He's been doing chores for Chadley and random chicken farmers so much he don't know reality anymore.

[@user-mg1pj2vt9l]

@@timonikkinen9578 poor guy never even got fed for his troubles.

[@Wajulillo]

I'm sure Chadley is Sephiroth from another timeline planning to torment Cloud with stupid requests and phonecalls

[@ToniaHan]

same gray hair

[@randomlurker9614]

Both were also creates by Hojo

[@TheKpa11]

Or he’s sephi’s kid form. Like this is what sephi would look like as a kid

[@abdulazimnaushad]

Chadley was made by Hojo to troll Cloud, but not let Cloud realize he was being trolled coz he’s too polite

[@philliprosewood7049]

I love that headcannon

[@thedragongirl27]

"do you remember me? don't worry you will" is such a perfect summary of Chadley's existence

[@Pikachu-qr4yb]

Overattached girlfriend meme

[@amyhoard1222]

He was hard to forget, if you played part 1 >< and I expect it will get even worse in part 3.

[@M3g4nnGi2]

Literally hes inlove with cloud

[@mistress_luna04]

Literally, though. I've forgotten about him.

[@Unit102ALPHA]

Watch Chadley show up in other video games outside of Final Fantasy just to torment us further....

[@silverendlessness4052]

The loud “CLOUD!” every time he calls on that stupid device kills me.

[@Pikachu-qr4yb]

Also gotta love how that world is so high tech but we still got shitty phone speakers on that device

[@amyhoard1222]

I had to eventually switch the dialog from my controller to my tv speakers so it was easier to mute both him and the lady version of him when they needed to talk >

[@lllool8404]

*Kuraudo-san

[@DarkButz]

CLOUD! ... ... ... ... Thanks for scanning the thing.

[@Avalon_1991]

CLOUD!!!!

[@SabertoothTigress]

Chadley is the most passive aggressive NPC in this game 🫠

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

Chadley must die.

[@Mother._.]

Frfr

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

Chadley must be destroyed.

[@nevertrumpfromthejump]

That's because the other NPCs are all directly, overtly aggressive. I don't understand why they put in so many shitty NPCs that exist just to neg the player.

[@nugzmedallion8929]

*Exits menu after a combat trial* "Hey Cloud, I noticed you haven't done free work for me in a while... I'd sure appreciate it if you could get on that... since I've done so much for you guys and all...no rush, tho!"

[@SuperMophie]

Sephiroth: Oh hey Chadley, welcome to the following Cloud everywhere he goes Club, Im so glad im no longer alone doing this. Chadley: It's an honor. I had to own you one for accepting to join my Simulator combat request. Sephiroth: You're welcome. Any opportunity to follow Cloud everywhere is to be taken

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

Can I join the club?

[@holitinne]

Chadley: “Hey Cloud, this creature is the last of its kind and wants nothing more than to be left alone to raise its children.” Also Chadley: “I want you to *KILL IT,* and don’t worry about its offspring, *THEY’RE NEXT.”*

[@maf_axe189]

"No Cloud you didn't kill him while doing the three other things now rewind time and do it again"

[@GuerreiroAventureiro]

Cloud in remake: Like i give a shit Cloud in rebirth: Cool

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Cloud in Rebirth at times is so damn unrecognizable, but I appreciate the character progression. Except for that date in Costa del Sol with Aerith...he got SO nasty with Aerith, to the point where I was left wondering what the hell would any woman see in him 😂. Let Sephiroth have him so he can straighten him out, lol! Snort..."straighten" 😅

[@amyhoard1222]

Cloud in part 3: "Yes sir, I'll do anything you ask."

[@kermitwithamustache3885]

Character development

[@michaelslowmin]

Or rather let Sephy have him so he can "unstraighten" him over the kitchen table. ​@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

[@Asclearascoffee]

I swear, Chadley probably has the most spoken lines in the game. I do not know any other NPC, in any game, that speak more than him.

[@shinigamae21]

if you open his vendor and accidentally press O to close it, you would have to wait 15 seconds for him to complete his monologue until you can open the vendor again ffs

[@7XSubaru]

Do you know Mei-chen from Final Fatasy X? He's babbling at you WITHOUT giving you anything. Mei-chen: Final Fantasy X has come to an end - see you in Part 2: You/Yuna: Oh no, please no. Me: Oh great, even more background knowledge. (Maybe I'm the only person who can do well with such characters.)

[@HLl564]

And not a single line has any meaning or insight

[@luislovera2351]

Another settlement needs your help

[@rayoflight1920]

@@7XSubaru Maechen speaks only when you press x near him and when u do the option to not listen is the default, the dialogue is mandatory only when u first meet him, it is interesting and not long. Chadely is overbearing, his dialogues are tedious, all in all Chadely shouldn't have existed in the game and SE better remove him in p3

[@BLa-lq2bs]

“Cloud, do you mind shoving these terminally ill people around?”🤣. That one got me

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I never knew you could push them! I should try that next time I see them 😅. Looked like that was in Nibelheim, which is where I'm at in the game now.

[@BLa-lq2bs]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley you can only push them for the specific side quest

[@duecalio]

i couldnt push them around. i just let them slowly walk there and they stayed on the path

[@CwapPlatinum]

Hello there. -Chadley, 2024

[@timothymckane6362]

"Chadley Kenobi! You're an annoying one!" -Cloud, 2024

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Cloud: oh goddammit not this _shit_ again

[@auroraboracat26]

He’s Hojo creation all right driving us all closer to insanity.

[@SuperMophie]

I wonder if he's Hojo's creation or another victim

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

@@SuperMophiehe’s a cyborg so I guess kind of both

[@Morrigan101]

​@@SuperMophiethose arent mutually exclusive in fact they usually are both

[@RuneKatashima]

@@GrimoireIsGrimm Android, actually.

[@RealCFZ]

So true.

[@kennethchia4194]

I was worried this would be an April Fools' joke but I'm glad to see it is an accurate representation of the game

[@mojonoahgamer5647]

Chadley, MAI is practically your fraternal twin. Quit your sibling rivalry.

[@TakeTheWorld21]

Even though it’s April Fools, this is lowkey most of the game and I’m not even mad

[@writingref]

truth.

[@joejunior5991]

First Sephiroth and now Chadley, poor Cloud

[@ciropesce4281]

This is actually a really smart way to address all the optional stuff so you can focus only on the main story in the actual video.

[@aldocadeddu2465]

Robo CHAD asking Cloud to play FFXII is actually a Chad move

[@kojyxenia2746]

The worst part about chadley is that eventually you start to grow fond of him, omg

[@chaoguy37]

Chadley needs to die

[@MrZRACER]

That was remake after completing all his objectives. But here he's just annoying.

[@alimichalkan8046]

⁠@@MrZRACERYeah I wonder why didn’t they just keep his Remake personality here. In Rebirth he speaks too much.

[@RuneKatashima]

Nope. Want him to die.

[@jekstter]

@BlazeRothschild...ship? the heck is wrong with u

[@robertov.dibisceglia7887]

I love how Chadley always says Cloud in the same tone as the NPC he is

[@georgehater8370]

Charley made the game for me tbh, I like how he wasn’t cocky and didn’t try to act superior to the protag and team. It really felt like he was trying to help but didn’t have the proper resources to do it, he be annoying but that just makes him feel like a real person rather then a cyborg

[@probablyjinxed]

“hey cloud, do you remember me?” “no.” “oh. don’t worry-“ _“ y o u w i l l . “_

[@rainsonata4724]

I'm glad we all shared the same of experience of wondering when Chadley will stop talking. Please stop, I promise I'll do the sidequests later 😭

[@angelbloodshinra]

I unironically love Chadley. He's a lonely kid who was stuck in a crappy situation (working for Hojo) who found one friend (Cloud) who was willing to help him out, and now he won't leave that one friend alone. He's kind of overbearing, but it's also kind of understandable.

[@ThatWolfArrow]

I mean, it's certainly the *game* in a nutshell, just not the story.

[@mimiquoi7380]

FF7 Rebirth Chadley in nutshell 😂 Perfection

[@kayecruiser]

We'll reach the final fight in from the OG game and in the middle of it, suddenly and with no warning "CLOUD!"

[@Shroudspawn]

first time i heard "hey cloud!" i instantly recognized the voice, "god no, not that nerd again" was my first thought xD

[@희재김-p8r]

Just remember guys, Chadley exists everywhere. It also exists when the planet is in danger due to a one-winged angel. It exists even when all living things become extinct and only androids with manic depression and megalomania remain. As you explore the Disney world and confront the formless darkness, Chadley will appear before them and offer you side quests that you must follow.

[@TheKpa11]

Jenova: APRIL FOOLS!

[@HalfQuartz]

Cloud has a “friend” who: has silver hair, betrayed Shinra, follows cloud everywhere, every interaction makes Cloud stronger… And he is Chadley😂.

[@twotonedrebel1891]

Chadley is Sephiroth’s secret love child

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Hojo created Chadley, which begs to question why he created an assistant that's a child and has silverish hair 😅

[@amyhoard1222]

Cloud should briefly stop chasing Sephiroth and kill Chadley instead so we can be Chadley free in part 3 of the game😈

[@gateauxq4604]

CHAD-LE-ROTH

[@miyamoto8733]

​@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley A better question would be "why is every single one of Hojo's creations obsessed with Cloud?"

[@joaoceia6368]

2:20 As someone who suffered in "Rulers of the Outer Worlds" and "Bonds of Friendship", this one hurt. I had the added bonus of doing his Combat Sims in the chocobo ranch of Junon. Whenever I would press Circle to instinctively try to skip him, I would be climbing the building behind him like a moron.

[@RealCFZ]

I know that feeling

[@CharaIsNotEvil]

Oh my goodness, I can’t believe I fell for this one. I honestly REALLY thought this was real, until I noticed that the entire video is about Chadley XD

[@0axis771]

I love Chadley and MAI’s dynamic. They are so passive aggressive with each other that they feel like cute siblings. Though I am worried about Chadley after Hojo showed to have learned about him, and the fact that he seems to have a child to experiment on who might be the real Chadley.

[@Relugus]

IMHO we will rescue the real Chadley in Part 3 before or after the Hojo boss fight.

[@luna-bd9tq]

Cloud: *Breathes* Chadley: "CLOUD!"

[@pedroH01]

2:36 this is the most accurate bullshit I've seen, oh my god shut up chadley, just let me retry theses brutal and legendary challenges already...

[@juaniignacio9140]

It's no surprise that Chadley harasses Cloud so much. After all, he is one of the first clones of Sefirot

[@recordkeepertype0662]

Chadley: Cloud! Do you remember me? Cloud: No. Chadley: Oh, don't worry. *You will* Sells it more than I thought

[@jessepinkman5702]

I did NOT know Chadley does the Cactuar pose there 😂 that made my stomach hurt from laughing

[@yeontanseyebrows5588]

Chadley is (and has been) my favorite FF character ever since his appearance, and I honestly have no valid reasons. I just find him neat, joyous hearing his voice. Silly cyborg boy go brrrr

[@silverflight01]

Happy April First, Trueblade. Can't wait for the complete Rebirth in a Nutshell. Cloud just can't catch a break from Chadley

[@benjaminschacht92]

2:36 THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT! God, what a stupid flaw. I can't believe no one a se thought "why not give access to equipment in the simulator" but nooooo

[@ciropesce4281]

Chadley in a nutshell: “HeLlO ThERe!!1!1!”

[@rhyno39]

You see, what you have here? This is a treasure. And thank you for delivering it upon us

[@mysticfeal]

I like how you kept Chadley saying "Cloud" all the time

[@TheWorstPartyMember]

"Beep boop. Would you like to plat Final Fantasy XII?" Gears and Gambits WISHES it was XII. Biggest betrayal I've ever experienced in my life.

[@TheKpa11]

Chadley: Cloud, *would you kindly* do the things for me.

[@smartalecl4]

Nice use of Cloud's "cool."

[@soul6733]

Chadley's Fantasy VII Rebirth

[@mrcwillis6970]

The amount of side stuff and data missions is insane XD

[@Avalon_1991]

You do almost anything and he phones you up. He's like a really clingy boyfriend.

[@dbf8014]

This guy pops up everywhere LOL. his tonberry costume had me dying

[@aimanishak4364]

Dude MAI won't even shut up during combat assignments that made me lose my focus 😭

[@nonyabusiness4151]

I start fighting, and can't hear a word.

[@Obsidian8R]

solution, make her speak through the controller instead of the tv, turn the controller volume off, MAI is gone

[@sanddry738]

To be fair this is “FF7 Rebirth in a nutshell 0.5”. I was shocked by just HOW MUCH there is to do in this game. I think people doin 100% have over 135+ hours. Expecting this to not come out on PC for at least 2 years

[@Kento7.3]

180 here to complete everything. , guess a reasonable amount of time to 100% the game is between 160 and 200 hours

[@keeganguyer5237]

Chadley gonna be a secret boss in the third game, isn’t he Nomura? Also, when GREG-amesh?

[@thesleepiestpanda]

Considering Chadley and his shenanigans is what makes the playtime go from 20 hours to 60+, this is pretty much the game in a nutshell

[@QuiksilverX7]

All jokes aside. Chadley’s theme is🔥

[@byksEBM]

How is it an April Fools joke ?! IT's the TRUTH 😂

[@goldengriffiny3694]

The game itself is a joke

[@Coolio_Ash]

Seriously why does Charley hate Mai? My brother in Christ you created her!!!

[@PMbarbieri]

Well, Frankenstein hated his creation too, did he not?

[@poppukon-au]

His transgender persona 😭

[@rayoflight1920]

'would u like to play final fantasy 12' obnoxious birds of a feather flock together

[@UnfaithfulFangirl]

My reaction to that last bit: delighted cackling followed by an empathic shit.

[@agedstring]

3:06 It was Theatrhythm Final Bar Line

[@Centrioless]

If navi from the legend of zelda is a final fantasy character

[@mattwo7]

2:58 Grilgamesh aka Geg. Also in all seriousness, Busted Sword sounds like the Buster Sword equivalent of Excalipoor, which is infamously in Gilgamesh's sword collection.

[@UchihaFabio]

The tifa beach scene...... Oh boy

[@datekaname2246]

Glad to see cloud and his girlfriends/boyfriends go on a grand side adventure :D.

[@Killerkunert-d9o]

1:20 I feel that so Hard. Mai can u SHUT UP pls

[@kevinburke1325]

This is actually a 100% accurate account 😆 🤣 😂

[@doctorwho3708]

"I'm gonna ingore your unlimited retry, but let see how many you need." That goes harder then it should.

[@LucasCarter2]

Y'know I didn't really like Chadley in Remake but in Rebirth he really grew on me.

[@pipskips]

Cloud!

[@thestarhikari]

I fucking love this content!!!!You need to make way more for Rebirth.

[@VitaOrigin]

“Cloud”

[@Yorgivgm9618]

IM G R I L L G A M E S H

[@AlguienCualquieraDelMundo]

I actually liked him in the game, i like to do all activities, enjoy the extra lore and his materias are some of the best in the game. Ingame Cloud does like his presence with all the interactions of the game. But after that Nibleheim quest aim worried of what will Hojo do to him, we already lost Roache in this game (guy that i also respected) I don't wanna lose Chadley too even if apparently the majority of players would celebrate that.

[@Relugus]

People don't really hate Chadley, alot of it is jokey, and I think in Part 3 people will end up feeling for him. He does help the party alot Chadley is intentionally odd, it's baked into his character.

[@Theyreallyfooledyou]

Mai talking while I was trying to fight was so distracting 😂😂

[@TheBanishedWind]

Bah! You got me! But I can't wait for the real thing!

[@chiruki]

The worst part is that despite everything I kinda like Chadley

[@mks9734]

This is absolutely accurate 😂

[@ChiakiHatori]

The fact that I can't yet play the game since I don't own a Ps5 and have been avoiding gameplay at all cost until now but still had to watch this video...I love me some quality content! Ngl when I finally get to play this on my Ps6, I'm gonna be in Chadley heaven.

[@masterseal0418]

0:53 Nice DMC3 reference! Also, Happy April Fools!

[@TheGreenManThom]

this is very much the game, yes

[@chanmarr8118]

Omg the way he pissed me off when he said I have been slacking with the intel search when I literally took a break from the main quest at Cosmo Canyon to double back to the beginning and complete the regions. Like, sir! I just jumped back onto the main quest and completed like 2 regions wtf 😭

[@KajuKajuKatli]

I can't tell if I'm hearing things or "Grillgamesh" was actually said

[@Ragnamune]

2:17 - 2:20 Finally, Chadley's speaking my language.

[@NobodysCats]

Would’ve been a better open world game if we didn’t have Chadley tutorial guiding us all the time.

[@rapidfire9999]

0:53 Devil May Cry reference?

[@feris2137]

And people say Sepiroth is the villain

[@LeaderColden]

I really like Chadley. He grows on you.

[@timonikkinen9578]

World intel with Chadley in a nutshell: *Play the game for 5 minutes* *blimp blomp* "Hey It's me Chadley, thanks for analyzing that rock for me and my other persona. Now can you go analyze another rock please. And please come to talk to me again, I have created another simulation for you." Fuck Chadley.

[@厶しりあらな]

Three minutes and twenty-six seconds of my life are gone. You earned it.

[@jarvishau]

chadley gonna more insane on part 3

[@user-yk6yj9bm5x]

I think everyone first tried beating Titan on Full Might 😂

[@KMS2K]

In the next game it'll turn out Chadley was behind it all: Jenova, Sephiroth, Shinra, Wutai, Avalanche..... You'll find him in a room pushing buttons and pulling levers just like the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 🤣

[@kellyw5232]

I still haven't played the game yet(only played the demo), but that was funny and ho boy, that's a lot of missions too!

[@febbyzahrazhafirah7242]

ffvii rebirth in a nutshell WHENNN

[@mei_and_mimi]

you made this as a joke, but no this is 1000% FF7 Rebirth in a Nutshell

[@angramainyu9220]

Damn. I actually fell for an April Fools. Well played lol

[@finalfantasymemory]

Chadley will be the third game's final boss...

[@alfasilverblade]

Safer Chadley

[@hmbrandon164]

I'm here to watch the jokes