ff7 rebirth out of context

final fantasy 7 rebirth feels like a fever dream and i love it
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[@jonmcknight18]

I love how red's deep voice and personal was basicly just a front and he's actually a silly little guy

[@celuiquipeut6527]

It nevver happened in the OG. And it takes away his character. Its really a bad decision. Also, the elder of Cosmo Canion...being an idiot and unbeliever...is also not in the original story. They really came across as Natives who understand the land. I dont k ow why they took that away. It was way netter in the OG.

[@JinisBored]

Pretty much LOL

[@excite8263]

⁠​⁠@@celuiquipeut6527red was actually a teenager and acted like this in the original also. In the Japanese version the way he speaks changed during cosmo canyon, the text was different from how it was in midgar. But in the English version the way he speaks doesn’t change because it’s hard to express different maturity with the language than it is from Japanese. So they didn’t change the character at all.

[@EpsilonKeyXIV]

Exactly. No need to say it didn't happen, purely a localization issue. Knowing this, it makes sense why the OG gave you the option to change his name after the events of Cosmo Canyon.

[@Peannlui]

​@@celuiquipeut6527 but it did!

[@avradio0b]

I love how it's never addressed whether Cloud can actually understand chocobos or if he was just faking to be nice.

[@prisma.]

he's making it up for sure, dude always picks the funniest option

[@emiliovanilla6833]

The Chocobo was agreeing with what he was saying. Definitely 100% proof Cloud is a Hojo human/Chocobo fused experiment

[@ms.pirate]

I was thinking he was faking it, but sharing experience of being a racing jocky. Also the fact he likes petting the baby chocos, (at least in my gameplay)

[@itol2201]

Well Red can understand Cactuars (and chicken I forgot about that), so I wouldn't doubt that Cloud could "figure it out".

[@roxaskinghearts]

Havent you heard he had a Choco-speak Materia planted in his you know what never mind

[@LygarZeroX]

the chocobo legitimately believes cloud is a chocobo.

[@JNJNRobin1337]

and apparently cloud can understand chocobos

[@kodachromeraccoon5448]

I think the funniest situation would be that cloud is fully capable of understanding Chocobos but that wasn’t what that Chocobo was saying and he was still having to make shit up to be nice 😭

[@althelor]

I love that idea. Especially if he just admitted it later by saying something like, "that's not actually what he said, but it's what he *should* have said. What he actually said was incredibly vulgar and I refuse to repeat it."

[@amyroser]

2:40 The cut was perfect LOL

[@rabidrobbie]

"Why do I look white?"

[@loganthevillager9176]

“WHAT IN THE HE-“

[@C_Raccoon23]

Everyone’s reaction to Red’s voice change.

[@nevercoald]

my colours coming off im turning whiteee😭😭

[@loganthevillager9176]

@@C_Raccoon23 Bro went from Batman to Robin.😂

[@Sorlorz]

Elena VA really put her life on that scream 😭

[@loganthevillager9176]

Yep. And she’s a newbie to voice acting. She nailed the whole “newbie” thing with Elena.

[@sansakitty9650]

For real, that scream has the same energy as Rogue from the x men animated series

[@Edithbeauge-uz8bt]

Rude was absolutely unfazed 😥

[@Nesaru]

She could be the new voice for Victreebell.

[@Dogan_TM]

Her battle scream when she gets hit

[@thatonedudepuff5482]

That tonberry is genuinely the cutest thing ever. Like, “Adjusting humidity levels :3 💨💨”

[@sondowultimate]

Man the heart attack I had when we had to actually face not one but 3!!!

[@fair.yspirit8889]

i love when barret mimics the group😭 especially the cait sith one when they’re going to gongaga

[@senatordavis13]

Red and Yuffie being LITERAL children to the party is great. Also, Vincent just appearing needs to be his trademark. :D

[@althelor]

I would love that. Especially if it becomes a running joke that he just shows up out of nowhere and people freak out and he just says something like "I've been here the whole time." Especially if it turns out that he's not making it up and he was just hiding behind a desk or in a box solid snake style.

[@SilverKnight16]

He's FF's Batman, and I'm here for it.

[@CatMario100]

Thank god you included the part where the kid started bawling at the sight of Red. That made the scene 10 times funnier than it already was.

[@godemperorpepe]

Felt like a Family Guy cutaway lol.

[@kimtaekook7469]

01:21 "Im not a child anymore... I'm Forty Eight" :D . . "FORTY WHAT-"

[@k9alphawolf345]

😂

[@excite8263]

Apparently 16 for his species boy do they grow up so slow

[@TheTimaios]

My reaction was the same! "What!!!?"

[@sinom]

​@@excite8263 they get over half a millennium old at least so yeah. 48 is still young for them

[@DarkSouls2_Enjoyer]

@@sinom think ur math's a bit off. 48 is very near half a century

[@willbuscus147]

Cloud doing sit-ups in bed has got to be the most randomest things I've seen this man done

[@althelor]

Especially with the way he holds his stomach before doing it, he was totally getting self conscious about his abs.

[@warrenyanga7115]

0:21 wow never seen someone clap so sarcastically😂.

[@S-Groove]

0:36 "IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!"

[@Swirlyiswatching]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LMAO

[@lovelyyuna8305]

2:40 when barrett finds out he has been whitewashed 😭

[@Shoulderpads-mcgee]

They took my polygons…and my melanin!

[@TRIPPgothic]

i love that they play on the fact vincent is actually really old lol

[@euniesthebaws_freepalestine]

oh come on, hes only almost sixty 😭

[@JoeNathaniel-ps5wy]

​@@euniesthebaws_freepalestineONLY?

[@ms.pirate]

He's pretty hot for a guy who's in his 50s 😏

[@ms.pirate]

Vincent is the wise old man of the group. Probably a bit older than cid

[@althelor]

​@@ms.pirate I mean, cid is 32. Most of the cast is way younger than you would think, except for Vincent who looks like he's 27 but is actually 57.

[@Mae___________]

4:33 WHAT😭

[@whoismorn2]

He’s having flashbacks to the honeybee inn

[@BarretTheImmaculate]

We love dorky Cloud

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

SLAY QUEEEEEN 💅💅💅

[@artanaillazentujin3449]

I had NO idea either ??

[@Shoulderpads-mcgee]

There’s two more animations he does with the yoga people too that are very silly

[@Niertheveil]

Hearing this without the background music makes it so much better LOL Especially Dio's dancing, just doing... whatever he's doing... to nothing...

[@b1sexualpanic]

LMFAOOOKKJJ i took off the music to record voice lines for future editing purposes and i was cracking the fawk up

[@ShinraElectricPowerCo]

Honestly makes 9999 times unhinged but better😂😂😂😂

[@bubbles093]

the silly moments in this game brought me so much serotonin. walking into the secret bald club in junon??? PEAK comedy.

[@thvndaga]

1:01 when someone looks over at my phone and sees the explicit smut I’m writing

[@aprettyfunnyperson4516]

Jesus is Lord, y’know

[@mimbaoJH]

Thank god Square understands FF7 needs to have goof, charm and ridiculous dumb moments cuz it’s what I remember and enjoy the OG game by. Not everything has to follow Advent Children.

[@joshshrum2764]

Crisis core is too wacky though even if i kind of enjoy that.

[@spidiccus8561]

I would like to remind that dark subjects were in the original, it didn't just appear with advent children

[@oddoverhere]

@@spidiccus8561 ofc, but this game does a good job of balancing the goofiness and the bees--um, the darkness

[@mimbaoJH]

@@spidiccus8561 i loved the mystery of Cloud’s messed up memories and some aspects were dark like him hurting Aerith when he went nuts. But tonally Advent Children was quite different than what I remembered. I get what you mean though, the balance here in Rebirth is amazing

[@vonborgah]

Thats a big no for the goof

[@CarolineLuvsUx]

Yuffie and Cloud give me mega sibling energy. Probably because their banter reminds me of me and my brother

[@GiovannisNintendoPlaylists]

Just love how they wrote her in this. Exactly how a teenager would behave in a group of adults, kinda cringe at times to prove she deserves to be here. And all the relationships with the other characters are great! As you said she acts like Cloud (and Nanaki to an extent) are her brothers (so some banter but also she seeks their protection), Barret is a father figure, and Aerith and Tifa are the sisters she admires.

[@bananashake4387]

2:10 HELP THIS IS TOO CUTE

[@Truealphawolf485]

Cloud the chocobo whisperer

[@mintkasa]

4:56 Nawt the Da Vinki twins

[@b1sexualpanic]

I'M CRYINGGG

[@oneish7454]

Stoooooooop

[@5555905]

5:31 MJ everywhere, even within a canidae.

[@litepaw7]

The King of Pop✊🏽

[@TheCactuar124]

Cat-dog-man*

[@althelor]

4:32 cloud doing that wiggle dance absolutely kills me.

[@rubydoopydoo]

VINCENT COMING OUT OF NOWHWRE HELP

[@n0th1n6ness]

4:35 - put your hands up, baby, put your hands up! 4:54 - rest 💪

[@BANANASTR4WB3RR1]

6arleyhuman fan spotted!? 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@Deathy75]

2:18 never knew he could speak chocobo

[@theghostmenace7179]

Timestamps: 0:09 Ribbit 0:17 JAPANESE GAY SINGING 0:25 Don Corneo is dead now! 0:41 Catuar Pose 0:49 WHAT THE F KID G NOOOO- 1:03 Aerith chokes Cait Sith 1:16 Nanaki is 48? 1:27 VINCENT YOUR FACE 1:37 Animal Abuse 1:47 Nankai being stupid 2:01 Cloud is talking to a Chocobo 2:35 WHAT THE ORIGINAL IS BARRET CRYIN- 2:42 Like, SWOWOAAOOWOAOAOWAAA 3:02 Awkward Vincent Moment 3:14 BARRET WHAT THE FU- 3:21 Red XIII is mad now 3:45 Dio Encounters Thunder Head 3:55 Barret almost screams like a girl 4:06 Elena screams like a girl 4:15 Stop it Zack 4:19 LalalalaalallaallalalaqLalalalallalalal 4:33 THE JIGGLEEE 4:40 What? no resting I guess 4:57 Bruh 5:08 TOMBERRY!!!!!!!! 5:17 Singing again 5:31 Red XIII is killing it! 5:57 Also kid is crying

[@eladkatabi7802]

"WHAT IN THE HE-" Okay, this video convinced me to instantly get this game when it drops on PC

[@joshshrum2764]

Yeah please do if you love FF7.

[@bungiecoocoo]

“We got a boiler to fix” Ugh don’t fucking remind me of my chores

[@LeeKD93]

As a guy who works on boilers…. That line hit too close to home lol

[@Salikino]

3:18 Barret’s just a silly guy :3

[@ADPax10]

4:01 Rude has always been my favorite minor-ish character 😆😆 His personality's been down pat since Advent Children

[@fettuccinegummy]

5:29 EXPLOSION CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😭😭

[@walteranurantha5014]

I love how Rude remains stern and calm without ever screaming nor flabbergasted as Barret. That killed me😂

[@shro_okee]

the lack of music oddly makes it 100 times better

[@loganthevillager9176]

4:09 Scary Steward:👹 Elena:😱 Rude:🗿

[@lolololol7573]

Wait what the hell I never seen 4:35 before lol

[@bruuze1258]

There's a lot of small moments where Cloud will mimic nearby NPCs who are dancing or stretching if you just leave him for a moment

[@stocktonlevel1goblin]

1:08 cait freaking dies

[@rabidrobbie]

I lose it when the cook starts going "blah de blah de blah blah blah"

[@rafagrupp4953]

When someone ask you what is FF just show them this

[@faeandal2824]

01:52 😂😂😂 I never saw this scene before so Red's "what??" was hilarious.The way his tail stood up was so cute 4:35 Two words: SPIT. TAKE. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BarretTheImmaculate]

4:10 I hate to make a comment like this, but... Rude: 🗿

[@tinycrab2702]

watching this with absolutely no knowledge of ff7 that opening was crazy

[@twistedgambit9084]

2:54 WTF is this Metal Gear Solid 3 codec humor?!! 😂😂😂

[@randomgamer625]

5:00 oh my god! It’s spider man!

[@loganthevillager9176]

Yep. Yuri Lowenthal.😎

[@REVOLVERE]

Yo Elana's scream gets me every time 😂 she does the same scream when you stagger her in battle

[@Julsibelle]

Before the shinra march when youre collecting up your squad, I entered what turned out to be a bald bar and Rude was there dancing with his bald compatriots. That was an enjoyable surprise

[@Kanriel]

Honestly surprised that didn't make the cut. The little dance and head squeak should have made it in lol

[@chillpenguin7679]

Gawd I love Elena's reaction to the hanging hotel guy. Followed shortly by Rude's stone-cold close up while Elena continues to scream is gold!

[@dagga19k]

That was hilarious!! The choice of clips is gold!

[@b1sexualpanic]

so glad u liked it!!

[@Lotuzes]

Rebirth is a actual fever dream

[@Ulalaboy15]

The side quests, the dialogues, and plot additions made me more cherish the adventure and the characters than the OG.. just my thought.

[@erickreyes7902]

0:19 so why is cloud slow clapping like that?...

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

He just being sarcastic.

[@vernonbrown5184]

The tonberry bot has a second line after "adjusting humidity levels" made me double take after it said, "Retribution is at hand."

[@bigshot9181]

1:33 Vincent Valentine Jumpscare

[@celestinebuendia]

4:45 was hilarious to the point of making me uncomfortable

[@mr.hooligan7630]

1:52 he’s a little guy

[@wilddragonchase]

this is why i love this game

[@ken_jacqueline1750]

ff7 is so unserious i love it

[@doomednarrative]

cloud interpreting the chocobo feels so much like a bobs burgers bit i can't believe it's in a final fantasy game

[@Edithbeauge-uz8bt]

4:09 "AAAAAAAUUUUHHHHHHH UUHH AUUHHH 😓😂😰😰😱😭" I swear elena's reaction was so ironic...

[@Glitch_Kirito-Afton0198]

5:40 Michael Jackson

[@mangomariel]

1:50 That scene is so funny, I feel like after Red let his Nanaki out he became kinda spaced out, lol. What a great character.

[@TELEVISIBLE]

I love the saving chicken part the woman is treat her chicken with such kindness 😂

[@Boxdx2]

4:09 elena literally has kid energy

[@samyalegault9095]

Istg you master the art of perfectly cut screams I can't stop laughing

[@barak1840]

Red in Grunt Uniform killed me

[@dacracking5768]

the line at the ends between the mother and kid , "it cant hurt you, its not real" or something like that absolutly got me.

[@kirara2516]

The moon walking got me. 😂😂😂

[@joshshrum2764]

They really did it justice.

[@oddoverhere]

@@dacracking5768 i love how they just snuck in little memes like that

[@starseeker3002]

This some yakuza levels of silliness

[@leonid319]

Квест с курицей самый жесткий ))

[@HooLeePhucingSheet]

The kid just starts CRYING-!

[@meowy2k]

not cloud speaking choconese

[@VertigoCat345]

I never expected Red to even sound like that. I thought he would have a deep voice when I played the original

[@TinyDancerr]

thx you literally healing me after ive got the heartbroken

[@drhptudaco6384]

perfectly cut screams also glad to see they got their materia back together when it comes to the chocobos

[@DugdoesDigging]

5:40 SCOOB? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[@k9alphawolf345]

Red is so silly 😂

[@mattemactics1280]

Really needed that bit where ride os at the bar and squeaks his hand on his head

[@tonwy11]

The last one with Red sounds like: “What the dog doing?”.

[@dog9618]

Your edits are esquisite for my eyes to see

[@SonofOrion42]

This is the zaniest this series has ever been.

[@Lord-Sesshomaru0]

I'm sorry but why is Zack stare at me like that? 4:16

[@reducetheatoms]

0:49 lol Sora wyd

[@gxlestrada]

Yooooooo you right😂😂😂😂

[@MiniMii550]

I haven’t played final fantasy yet but my impression is the cloud WANTS to have fun and be goofy but his pride won’t let him. Would this be an accurate assessment?

[@juliogomesdesouza9035]

Oh it's much deeper than that actually, Cloud is unironically one of the best written characters ever. But you're not too far off, he's not as edgy as he first seems.

[@rizahawkeyepierce1380]

More like he's too traumatized and is trying to brush it off as being super chill and cool

[@TheGekko135]

Avalanche is a bunch of goofs. I love it

[@lakshaykochhar6799]

CLOCLO's Cloud-Nine Adventures is shaping up to be a great series.

[@matuili2633]

0:49 EMINEM IS THAT YOU?!

[@turquoisemaple]

god i love this game

[@peyntor8026]

If they had a movie in the 80s or early 90s, they could have used Michael J Fox to voice Red XIII. I can hear it now, like a Back to the Future crossover, “Whoa Doc, I’m not a child anymore! I’m 48”

[@roidell5140]

i can’t with Elena’s screams😂. she always sounds like she’s getting mutilated alive or something.

[@b1sexualpanic]

her VA did a wonderful job

[@TiyokoKitten9.0]

This is so hilarious 😂😂😂

[@hevanibelheim]

I love this vid 🤩

[@marcoschaval333]

ur my favourite ff7 tiktoker editer youtuber instagramer streamer

[@kindofniceyt8252]

What in the hell was that…… hey guys it’s me, bro was trying to kill me of laughter man 😂😂😂

[@Mukation]

Don Corneo low key living alot of boys fantasy of being tag team dominated by Tifa and Aerith lol

[@KATinBLACK]

T posing? Nah, we Cactuar

[@callmeshaggy5166]

1:08 Aerith murdering Cait in cold blood

[@arberrexha7312]

Imagine if you pulled ff7 abridged lines and put them in the game… ;)

[@Grevier]

For a second I thought it was going to be a 20th century fox intro...

[@kana12--]

should've included the bar scene from chapter 4 lol