Smart people will listen to this 19 minute rant...

[@NHAssociation]

When Uncle Chael argues with himself, he wins both sides because he never loses.

[@TheTastefulThickness]

Uncle chael comes out of his own arguments 2-0

[@HipHopAn0n]

😂😂

[@mr.shin.5138]

Thats one of the most funniest analogies i've ever heard, hilarious 😂

[@morales457]

gold😂👏

[@moto-fl3rd]

I'm just glad someone snuck a hidden camera into his lounge!

[@44fallen44]

I will still never understand how he can deliver rants like this in one take without a misstep. Undisputed, Undefeated.

[@realhamonwry8620]

By being wrong and just going with it.

[@milaninter2442]

​@@realhamonwry8620 If Chael is wrong I hope I never know what right is.

[@RVLIEK5]

@@milaninter2442 when he’s not right, he’s just left.. he’s never wrong

[@SweetScienceLab]

He doesn't do it in one take. 😉

[@kev30631]

I didn't even listen to it yet And I am amazed!!!!

[@swillbill]

Chael Sonnen: Smart people will listen to this 19 minute rant Me: listens to the 19 minute rant

[@maureenwilson995]

video uploaded 4 minutes ago, seems legit...

[@adammcallister5773]

Bro broke down the numbers💀

[@AGTA82]

Chael : Smart people Will listen... Me : listening 👩‍💻🙇🤷🛀🏃👩‍💻🙆🏻‍♂️👀

[@moto-fl3rd]

Wish Francis would have been able to listen to this a couple of years ago. That's who this video is for.

[@captain_malaria]

You smahhhht

[@chrishaswell4405]

10 minutes in and my IQ has risen 4 points I've just applied for Harvard and this video was my whole reference

[@TonyKhoprano]

I went to Yale and the professor I met there was the coolest toughest son of a bitch I had ever met. So cool to know he has his own channel on KZbin. Undefeated. Undisputed.

[@jsixers2154]

My IQ also elevated from this video. In fact I am now the dean of Harvard. You've been accepted.

[@RonniePTexan]

My IQ was raised so high, I was able to hack into Harvard's bank account and clean them out. You guys might want to find a new University.

[@rukus9585]

I definitely lost a few IQ points... but chael knew I needed to get rid of some stale ones to make room for future chael lessons.

[@masibulelemnguni6554]

I can confirm 10 minutes in and NASA contacted me for a job interview honestly dont know how they knew I was watching the video

[@BodyJab295]

19 minutes is about the same time it takes to run from one side of Chael's arm to the other. Undefeated. Undisputed.

[@supermegaguy666]

Dude, you must be pretty fast

[@BodyJab295]

@@supermegaguy666 I'm faster than Chael finished Tito my guy. Letting Usain Bolt have his 15 minutes of fame though.

[@Haze2121]

He also has a 19 inch, bicep…

[@squadabingo9113]

Bro. Come on. At this point its just pathetic

[@BodyJab295]

@@Haze2121 Hey nah don't make this weird 😂

[@tmzz3609]

This video changed my life........ Gained 3" in height, testosterone levels doubled and my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. Thank you Uncle Chael

[@kev30631]

This could bring world Peace. There is no limit to the protentail.

[@scottsimpson8973]

I thought I was the only one, I was warming up and realized I was benching 505 lbs bc I was listening to chael , he IS THE PED

[@hunterthompson7605]

This shit aged weird😂

[@HeliodromusScorpio]

Some notable moments 0:00 2007 white sneakers 1:59 Chael warns you 2:15 Lord Chael atones for your sins 4:19 "those are dumb dumbs" 5:37 A new universe is created 9:10 "Believe me" 10:55 invisible meatball 11:51 invisible meatball 2

[@justinlong7778]

Invisible meatball the funniest comment I’ve seen on these videos

[@bike-drop]

I was waiting for this comment my whole life

[@LawofCinema]

Keep these up 😂

[@SideBerner]

Genuinely lol at the invisible meat ball.🤣🤣

[@6nosis]

11:03 I got a bridge to sell you

[@giomal5625]

Such a true Legend.Never lost a round even ,ever.Propably Brazil's most favourite fighter after Colby...

[@minteherms6784]

That's pathetic dude!! Grow up

[@Rowsy91]

Hey colby sucks as a heel compared to Chael p dont disrespect a legend like that

[@kev30631]

I wish I would have said that

[@LegendaryBilly]

I am Brazilian and Chael is one of my favorite fighters, his fight with Anderson got me to watch the sport. Colby got a boomerang to the face, that’s the highlight I can offer

[@TrollNova]

The only two entertaining talkers as well 😂 y’all get so triggered

[@djtwanza]

“Where’s your office, where’s your secretary … you don’t have a business, you’re not a brand ….. you’re an idiot.” 😂😂😂 Chael for President

[@nickm99159]

Didnt listen yet but already know this is gonna be a classic.

[@_cohen]

😂

[@Haze2121]

No shit Sherlock

[@bofasofa9399]

@@Haze2121 you're weird

[@bogdar2019]

Exactly

[@PNW_Adventures1]

I’m debating on listening

[@shinedivine3757]

I was 18 minutes in before I realized he was talking about Francis 😂

[@dustinwalker8152]

Same

[@nedeninja420f8]

At about 8 mintues I thought for sure it was Leon 😅

[@aamazingness]

I thought it was about the ONE FC contract that leaked lol

[@BodyJab295]

@@nedeninja420f8 Same lol

[@gc-hn4ky]

i was 9 minutes in then started looking for this comment

[@PhilGerb93]

7 minutes in and I still have no idea what he's ranting about... And I love it.

[@moto-fl3rd]

He's talking to Francis.

[@kev30631]

​@@moto-fl3rd that makes Sense

[@kabbymcsabby394]

hes talking about colby

[@TAC618]

19 minutes of pure gold. Thank you, Uncle Chael.

[@kev30631]

Agreed And I haven't even listened to it yet. Thats how powerful it is!!!

[@johnfacejohn]

Love how uncle Chael flexes the new shoes straight out the gate.

[@mikaelmelsew3050]

Wow, I didn’t realize this was about Ngannou until 18 mins in. Master story teller

[@jackderaway]

Was it? I started thinking it might be but I haven’t seen any ngannou news so I wasn’t for sure

[@juancorrea2752]

I’m thinking you right just listen to the stats he shouts out on the resume part

[@octavioclarin4935]

What do you think chael means by damaged goods if we're inferring that this is about ngannou? Is ngannou injured?

[@SuppleWalrus]

@@octavioclarin4935 might be referring to how he had bad blood with ufc which looks bad to other potential promoters/employers

[@matthewdemarco3661]

Meddaled in abudabi?? Francis?? In what?

[@brkwng3]

I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express, but I did listen to Chael's 19 minute rant.

[@No_mans_flies]

19 minutes with chael. The emotions a running high, awe, fear, envy, lust

[@6nosis]

Guilt for not being on Jim Rome ; oof

[@mihailovasic4623]

Sat down, watched for 19 minutes deeply and got even smarter. These videos are Godsend except it's from Uncle Chael. Appreciate it!

[@m_b4]

Tip: Set your playback speed to 0.5 for twice as much knowledge

[@brennansmith5871]

Watched this 10 times now 21 in college and just trying to be the best at my major that i can This rant lets me know that i have no idea what im doing and i need to learn and be as humble as i can be until i have earned the arrogance chael has for being not only a great fighter and showman but a great promoter and buisnessman Thank you the american gangster You never lost our hearts

[@notoriousmedico1889]

No matter how many rants Uncle Chael puts out, Nogueira Brothers will still pet and feed the buses in Brazil.

[@bryanhayes9728]

That really happened.

[@matthewfusillo1219]

@@bryanhayes9728 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Read that in Chaels voice in that interview

[@RRP1992]

For people who have watched the 19 mins and still don't know the context, he is talking about Francis Ngannou and Dan Hardy. Dan Hardy is the talent scout for PFL and apparently close to getting a deal done for Francis to join the PFL.

[@michaelhandle]

We love to have fun here in the comments with Uncle Chael, but in all seriousness.. The amount of value you can get from this channel is tremendous

[@bogdar2019]

This is pure gold.

[@kev30631]

The clouds parted and the sun shined upon him. Truly epic in scope. Jaw dropping.

[@abloshow91]

Not even mma knowledge just business knowledge

[@michaelhandle]

@@abloshow91 Not even just business knowledge, life knowledge

[@santanagutierrez8972]

Chael has gotten to a point where there can be no title to the video and people will watch

[@ronnyperez8474]

Just came from work rolled something and listening to uncle Chael on my Friday night man I’m gonna stay single 😂

[@bogdar2019]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BodyJab295]

0:23 Chael double slapping Tito 3:35 Proceeding to Karate chop him 3:47 Performing a neck crank to finish him (If you're confused, you have to remember the opponent is tiny in comparison with the arms.)

[@icedgodz428]

LOL

[@minteherms6784]

That getting pathetic dude, you like a little girl

[@pops71]

Great rant sir. “A business doesn’t make money for the first 5 years” & “Half of all (insert type of business here) fail” are what wolves tell sheep to get them out of their face and hopefully find a cub to raise to fill his wallet.

[@Skankhunt420.]

Chael figured out how to rant for 19 mins 30 seconds in a 19 minute video

[@TheTastefulThickness]

Let me offer you this: 30 bonus seconds stuffed into 19 minutes.

[@ceezthaday]

Cheal never loses and he couldn’t let the minutes get close

[@danielcarmichael4596]

Undefeated. Undisputed

[@scottsimpson8973]

​@@TheTastefulThickness I only offer you chael is amazing for this reason

[@scottsimpson8973]

Cheap can't let DB get cloae

[@Joe-id8bd]

This is what seperated Conor from the rest of the fighters. He showed Dana the math. Chael would be a excellent replacement for Dana whenever he decides to retire.

[@bogdar2019]

I thought that too. Hunter is there, looming with his glasses schtick but Chael nees to get the mandate from the masses. We need to get Chael up there

[@richardedwards7693]

haven’t pressed play yet but I am prepared for this to be one the best videos of all time

[@kev30631]

Same here. I am afraid to listen. The wisdom might be so potent my head my explode.

[@scottsimpson8973]

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Chael is speaking the truth. BYU couldn't keep him bc he out wrestled Joseph Smith. 22-0

[@cameronpitcher4024]

Chael can you upload more of these long format videos, I could listen to you talk about paint for an hour and it would still be interesting.

[@dixonbuttes]

For context, give Chael respect on this one. His organizations are 100% the prestige of the PNW fight scene. I’ve only fought once (at Midtown, and those guys are great - Colby fought there!), but I’ve cornered, coached, and travelled with teammates all across Oregon & Washington and everyone knows - I mean everyone - that an FCFF title is the most prestigious. My best friend has multiple belts on his wall - FCFF, Budo Fights, some small Super Fight belt, and a few NAGA. FCFF is at the top and always will be. Moreover, I’ve heard professional fighters go and grapple in that same cage for SUG and say, “it’s different.” Idk if it’s the color of the cage or the structure of the Roseland (it’s pretty unique), but all the events there have a different feel. They feel professional, they feel organized, they feel like there’s a lot on the line. That’s also where the toughest/scariest fights are. If you think Ricky Simon is cool and tough now, imagine how scary he was when he was a guy on the local circuit circa 2014! Don’t even get me started on SUG!! Cage jits matches were this badass trendy thing but like BudoJitsu felt a lot like an exhibition, rather than a real legit sport. So I figured SUG would be the same way up until I saw it live for the first time. I remember saying, “this is so much better than watching a tournament.” BJJ guys stall and run, but with a cage, it’s a whole different game. Cage wrestling isn’t something you just intuitively figure out, so this form of grappling felt like MMA guys could have a real shake & I was just waiting for it to blow up. Then you start to see these huge names on there, it gets on Fight Pass. Now, and I might be biased, but I think SUG is now the premiere organization for pro BJJ. ONE is doing big stuff and I love it, same with F2W pro - but Craig Jones. I mean, it’s a no brainer.

[@glenshort6567]

I’d love to see Francis with that marker and dry erase board explaining why he deserves everything he wants 😂😂😂

[@lukasmeyer419]

Love when Chael gets on his "I'm better than you". The ultimate Dog, this guy is.

[@rddeb9304]

Chael, i'd listen to a 2 hour rant, no problem

[@dattrax7]

The King of MMA content. He can say anything and I'll click and listen. Pure entertainment.

[@PiBoVi]

the fact that I read the title and said "oh boy" only for Uncle Chael to open it up saying the same thing lol

[@nikitabakunin1897]

@ChaelSonnen I always keep telling my friends that if you think that what chael brings to people on his KZbin is just for entertainment they must not be seeing what you are telling them. Straight knowledge from start to finish, I’ve been writing some stuff down since when you were on a microphone with your feet up, there is no way that this knowledge isn’t enough to build a brand / KZbin channel etc.

[@moto-fl3rd]

It's a free education and well worth the time. Hope some fighters are watching!

[@tfurgztypa4645]

hit so many facets and stayed on point, schorched earth, and i learn again another facet of the sport looking at things from the perspective of a promoter/investor etc. the hard facts. think your right. and this made it clear how the fighters and promoter should be one team instead of having just fighters unite... i think this is clear to me now and they should try a better way :]

[@kevingomes488]

This was posted 5 minutes and I’ve already watched it twice

[@sluggerdaddy9683]

Right at the start of the video, Chael sitting on the chair like Mr X from Streets of Rage. Chael the undefeated and undisputed boss.

[@Fine_art_aerial]

11:16 Why is there cops in the hen house Chael?? lmao!!

[@jimbeans2466]

Current UFC fighters should thank their lucky stars that Uncle Chael chose to stop fighting. The Man has never lost a round.

[@kjax0630]

Chael thought Connor talking shit to Dustin with a broken foot was him playing a heel character cus the cameras were still on......oh boy.....😅

[@wutangforever876]

He’s got a point.

[@Undercoverfame]

Watching this video in the car while my wife is checking out a garage sale. Our daughter is in the back seat and she has been fighting her sleep for over an hour now. When I turned on uncle Chael, she was asleep by the 2 minute mark! Lol I will always respect and cherish the Bad Guy! What a Legend

[@stevecorrigan5139]

I'm not the smartest but i'll listen anyway. Cheers from New Zealand.

[@joshuad748]

I believe I really understand Chael and have for a about 2 years now. I’ve been watching much longer than that. It took a while for it to click. But he really is a necessary agent of the sport and business. If you want someone who acts as a foot in the door and way into the official conversations, he’s the representative for us. And he translates what goes on and feeds it directly to us. He does use a bit of indirect communication but he has to. There’s levels to this. And he’s at the top

[@benjaminkell3726]

This man can stretch a video like no one else 😂😂

[@JesseWinford69]

In the restaurant business when you Open your first store the chance of the boss making profit for the first 3 years isn't likely. This is after bills for the business, payroll, personal bills,and taxes. To break 0 on your taxes for the first few years is doing really well. I think this is where people get that saying. However that is only for the food industry as far as I know.

[@whateverthatkiddecidestona5846]

To think I could have passed my uni entrance exam had I just shown I watched Uncle Chael’s video

[@Razear]

Business schools should invite Chael to speak in front of their MBA students, lmao.

[@ribbydoo2888]

If it’s about Colby again I’m gonna friggin snap

[@chizzelfingers]

why,hes the number 1 contender. he beat George masdivals brains out forc5 rnds 😂 lol poor liberals

[@Ineedaholidays]

Unreal how much Uncle has been plugging Colby

[@Humanimal117]

Weak

[@TheTastefulThickness]

Let me offer u this: colby jack

[@shimmyshafar4194]

It was about Francis

[@psycho479]

I always listen uncle chael every. Single. Time.

[@javier_rivera_torres]

Fantastic video, Chael! You're right smart people will listen.

[@christopherdiamond495]

There's the idealist, the realist, and the company man. Sometimes people wear hues of both. Colby's a company man who's getting paid and making money for himself and his dance partners. Henry Cejudo has definitely upped his fight salesmanship; in doing so, he's provided an incredible store of value in the form of his perspective, breakdowns and training footage he's shared with DJ and Bones. Its all about the value you've demonstrably brought when you're a part of something; gate tallies, PPV numbers, trend data around your events. We all love the pure competition, but we also love the hyping of the fight and those who do it best win the biggest prizes ($).

[@Coach.AJ_FL]

I’m not smart. ✌️

[@G.B.P.]

Lol

[@tb12prophecy85]

You are now smarter for listening though. Think of the positives

[@ekact1urf]

Well nobody would've believed you even if you said you were. Lol

[@Humanimal117]

Not smart enough to stay but unperceptive to comment LMFAO

[@rafaestrella8066]

Chael is the best communicator out there

[@PTO_Finesse]

This feels like it’s going to be epic.

[@moto-fl3rd]

It is, as usual.

[@joshuaip4004]

Love this old school style Chael gospel. All fighters have to do is sit down with their managers and watch this and their careers will improve if they were able to absorb this truth.

[@warmeds2009]

Who’s CHAEL talking about???? Someone really said something to piss him off today 😂😂

[@healthwithmarcus]

Right. Who?

[@healthwithmarcus]

Maybe it's Tito? He's "old" and Chael emphasized that.

[@JohnSmith-yd5wq]

Francis

[@healthwithmarcus]

It's Dan Hardy. I'm certain.

[@lcarlson7725]

I just spent 19 min listening to something i had no experience in, no interest in and i have now finished. Thank you Uncle Chael. Im a better man. I feel euphoric, hopeful, smarter, better looking amd even taller. Undefeated Undisputed

[@sirveza5755]

I’ve been missing these long form pieces by Chael. This is where the real knowledge gets dropped.

[@GooblyWoobly69]

The title alienates your usual viewers, including me

[@0161FootballCenter]

I’m only listening to this because the video has actually been out for 19 minutes as well!! So this must mean something 👀👀🤔

[@Greg_Stache]

I feel like this rant is either about Francis or Paddy… or even Colby! Jeez but the rant was worth the listen. No mess up. No dead air. Undefeated. Undisputed.

[@markakuban7271]

Francis Nganou for sure....cobly is a company man and he actually sales man

[@darin3762]

My IQ rises by the second when I listen to Chael

[@bendaves77]

Chael is dropping knowledge and the comment section of everyone of Chaels videos are epic... his videos have to have the best comment section on KZbin

[@chrishaswell4405]

Hold on a minute I've just been belittled for 19 minutes straight I actually feel like my masculinity has been questioned

[@FazzzyV]

Your either trolling for comments/likes or are too sensitive.

[@moto-fl3rd]

He's taking to Francis.

[@RonniePTexan]

Your masculinity is an ongoing question, but that has nothing to do with this video. The video is referring to Francis.

[@andrewhamilton2078]

Watched all 19 min. I have no idea what Chael is talking about But his logic is flawless. I agree 100%.

[@joefosh]

if it was anyone else I would have pointed out that a smart person could have made that point in ten minutes or less, but when Chael talks he has a god-given ability to entertain so its not an issue.

[@BrendanMichael]

Sponsored by Monster; drinks a coffee. Sponsored by Ridge; throws down a fat leather wallet in Ariel’s show. Undisputed

[@brothajack1993]

I feel your pain Chaael. Yes. You are spot on. Everyone going through a mud of a time right now.

[@KyleJustRuns]

He’s like Jordan Peterson without all the woo woo crap. He states pretty obvious stuff but most have never heard it said cogently. Uncle Chael coming in clutch as always. I’ve truly grown to love this guy. He is obviously intelligent and uses it to make very basic, logical points that most people skip right over and just assume is or isn’t the case. That’s why he is….Undefeated, Undisputed.

[@ersankuneri2689]

6:52 me neither Chael, me neither...

[@bogdar2019]

Fantastic as always. This is truly very educational

[@jonathankelly9827]

I like it when Uncle Chael has a couple of drinks and spits some wisdom.

[@JasonMacKenzie]

I’m listening to Uncle Chael’s rant in an ice bath. Usually when I get out there is serious shrinkage. This time, I got out and my balls were bigger. Undisputed. Undefeated.

[@SassyBagels]

I see Chael, I press 'play', I finish, & I 'thumbs up ' without fail

[@Phallen69]

Wisdom. Guy who writes the checks makes the rules... kinda a golden rule

[@dakotajourdan2526]

We need more of this. Please never change Unc

[@richarddavies5674]

I wasn't really paying attention, but is this about Francis & PFL?

[@keithgordon3823]

2:20 once Uncle Chael put the cup down....I knew we were in trouble!!!!

[@northender2928]

I feel smarter already Thanks Chael

[@NYGoblin]

My favorite part has to be at 17:44 "no opportune, no new opportunity no exposure!!!" hahaha

[@cryptidoutlaw8707]

I have a feeling this is about PFL announcing that they have signed Francis. Maybe I am wrong but it would fit the narrative.

[@rafafederer832]

The promotions considering signing Francis for a fortune haven’t got a clue what they are doing was my takeaway. They’ll be sold something shiny for a crazy high price without knowing how to make any money off it. If the owner is rich enough then it could be argued a small loss acceptable on Francis debut for a combination of the press coverage and the hope that it will pull in other fighters and allow you to make money on fight 2. But you need a plan. Say you took an aging legend who still had name value and could use to put Francis over say fedor or Randy for fight 1. Fight 2 you already have brock Lesnar signed, and fight 1 is really the announcement for brock and an appetiser and advertisement of fight 2 Winner of this fight is facing brock on such a date down the line may work. But that would be a plan. To just go out sign Francis for a fortune, then try to figure out somebody for him to fight would be very tough and expensive... can you think of anyone out there in free agency sitting around waiting for a call who you can really sell in a MMA fight against Francis. Possibly brock if no ufc deal. Fedor and Randy long done oversees long done Tim Sylvia.... crocop Bigfoot hunt grasping at straws there’s literally no one with no ufc contract that would reactivate if they come back to fight (Dc or brock probably both have active ufc deals as do I imagine several others I listed) is bader in bellator the least bad option?

[@jamesdurant9518]

Immediately after clicking on the video I got a call asking me to join Mensa! Thanks Chael

[@DanCGe]

The game will always have them.. too much too fast, and no one will remember how it was allowed to get so out of hand so fast. Not sure anyone hit the nail on head quite as well as you have Chael.

[@aaronsnyder8751]

I bet pfl announces something with francias in the near future and that's what this is about. Francis to pfl is worst kept secret I don't think I'm exceptionally smart with this take but here it is

[@shanebearden3627]

Watched this video. Went to my mailbox and I had received 3 honorary doctorates. Undefeated/undisputed.

[@darrellowings2343]

It's Chael's slow, constant, patient beating of the point home that's finally got me realizing how similar of a business the UFC is to the WEC. What makes money is the same thing. Now the big difference everyone already knows is in the UFC the competition is real. Even though in the WEC the amount of injury those guys get doing that choreographed stunt work is probably the same in the UFC the person in the cage with you is trying to hurt you the whole time. Other than that they are the same business.

[@raising5kiddos]

Hahahahahahahhahahahaha….. thank you so much to whoever provoked this reaction from Chael. I wouldn’t expect any less from him.

[@lars277]

Chael, thanks for your good videos and comments. I know and respect your words about Bo Nickal, being how you were a wrestler at one time. Could you expand one time just how good Daniel Cormier was as a wrestler. It seems we have a very short memory. Please remind the folks the only wrestler to beat Cormier in tourney matches was Chael Sanderson.

[@minteherms6784]

How chael was at one time 😂😂🤦 man you really have to start looking things up about that dude😂

[@addicted2anxiety559]

I can’t tell if this about Covington getting a title shot, one fc maybe signing Francis or just a rant. But when he does stuff like this I love it

[@DitterBitter]

havent listened yet colby Covington is the p4p champion

[@bigboom2346]

BEST and MOST PASSIONATE rant I’ve EVER heard!! Anddddd, most importantly…he made it make sense 😉 My hero UNCLE CHAEL aka The Barnyard BOSS 💪

[@bigdaddygucciabg836]

You could title it 19 min rant and people will still click

[@Kabra2012]

I've been making this argument as well as of late. It's not a popular one given the narratives around fighter pay, so I'm glad someone in the know is saying this too. "Pay him what he's worth" - what's the man worth tho??? I've said it before and I'll say it again, don't demand Conor-Level Money if you're not a Conor-Level Draw

[@titusyang777]

All black background thumbnail and sitting like Thanos? 🔥🔥🔥 No one can compete with the GOAT