CHAMPION DECKS #1 - ShtanUdachi Jade Druid - Kobolds And Catacombs - Standard Constructed

[@gardenrabbit3565]

I've gone from respecting Jens to thinking he's an undiscovered comedic genius

[@thebananamonk]

Trump discovered Jen tho

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Gardenrabbit356 Jens is really the mastermind that makes all of this so good!!!

[@EakinSnyder]

Or is that just what Jens wants you to think?

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Jens is really dinoflask.

[@eldunae922]

Jens makes the channel, i mean, we arent here for top of the line gameplay from Trump.

[@SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected]

I firmly believe that people are inherently bad too. Thanks Trump!

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Sylvanas Windrunner wait a second.....

[@MrMamfbr]

shut up, idiot, nobody asked a thing! now gimme your lunch!

[@thebananamonk]

I've been waiting for this, 200th like, so satisfying

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5:28 i just love this 😂 this is why i subbed trump!

[@SKer-l6c]

Thomas Holtkamp don't you mean Jens??

[@Grimfang999]

"Aya EASY swipe right! Easy!" Trump confirmed furry.

[@InterWarp]

Trump, I don't like how much pressure you put on yourself to make the perfect plays! Calling yourself dumb every time you make a mistake isn't good for your mental, it weighs down over time. I watch all of your videos, and I've noticed you saying it a lot more recently. Instead of saying that you're dumb every time you make a mistake, if you instead acknowledge the mistake and forgive yourself for making it, you will be a lot happier. Love, me!

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InterWarp ure awesome

[@TurtleofInterest]

Somebody write the Wall Street Journal about Trump's horrible opinions about cyberbullying!

[@nicke4525]

2:55 trump confirmed using tinder

[@vladmurzin8459]

trump confirmed being a furry

[@araceliestrada9159]

He’s an okcupid guy

[@Jeff_the_ApocalypticGameCat]

Tinder's not b-... well, okay, Tinder's terrible. But once in a blue moon you'll find someone on there who isn't the typical Tinder sloot. At least that's been my experience. Tons of sloots, though. Tons of sloots.

[@Amphanotes]

Haha that cyber bullying video, oh Jens xD

[@TurboWieszak]

Thank you Jens for that edit

[@Jeff_the_ApocalypticGameCat]

Tempo rogues, and Spiteful Summoner priests are the reason I run Mind Control Tech in my Jade druid. It can quickly shift the tides of any match, and combos really well with Spreading Plague (spawn taunts, and then steal their minions from around the wall). I also run Doomsayer, another card that combos well with Plague. They've both been putting in a lot of good work.

[@iDeathSparky]

20:06 Spiteful Summoner just happens to grab the only 5 drop with charge, which just happens to perfectly kill the 2 health taunt allowing the other 2 beasts that he just happens to have, which just happen to have charge because of tundra rhino, which just happen to set him to the EXACT amount of hp for him to die to the pyroblast that he just happened to draw. Still not as never lucky as Kripp.

[@kingdavey90]

iDeathSparky , Lol

[@thebananamonk]

1:38 I saw that hellfire coming before the video even started, bloody spiders never work against Warlock

[@user-vv1pb6kq5g]

Memes and Hearthstone likes his own comments!!1! [EXPOSED] [EPIC] [GONE WRONG]

[@thebananamonk]

[GONE TO THE TOP]

[@shivs7169]

How many KZbin accounts did you make just to give yourself a thumbs up on every video? You scallywag.

[@pushpopLoC909]

Especially given the scientifically proven opponent based RNG when playing hearthstone. Even their worst RNG is the best answer to all of your board. Facts.

[@damonsamuel3672]

[GONE WITH THE WIND]

[@spongebabe27]

5:28 I genuinely cracked up for a solid minute

[@tehmastawow]

17:31 :o who could've known that jade druid would be bad against skulking geist. *themoreyouknow*

[@TheFireflyGrave]

Also bad against Boogie Monster and Beast Mage.

[@Jeff_the_ApocalypticGameCat]

I love it when they Geist me, and then "well played." That's when I channel my inner hunter and go HAM on the face. Still pull the win most of the time. Geist isn't necessarily a match ender. It just requires a drastically differently plan.

[@theasianthatsbetterthanyou8324]

Am I the only one who wants the wrecking ball outro back?

[@MaeseEidos]

Jens has all the sense of humour his fellow germans lack. What a master of his craft. Bravo!

[@spectator3272]

"Aya easy swipe right. EASY." I'm afraid Tinder's got Trump and there's no helping it.

[@icanfast]

Jens, have you considered making YTP videos? I'd watch those :3

[@kingdavey90]

Максим Никитин , ME TOO!

[@Ranger1812]

Joe Rogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jake Roberts, Undertaker, Braun Strowman, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, and Ted DiBiase Jr. are torturers and murderers. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Leave other animals alone. Other animals aren't toys to dress up and pose for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. Leave other animals alone. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting. Only animals of human-level intelligence are capable of evil. You wouldn't put the same level of responsibility on human children and mentally disabled people, and you obviously shouldn't put it on animals of an entirely different species. Humans aren't more special or important than other animals. Something isn't worse because it happens to humans. You're not better by definition. Fuck you. There are far too many animals in orphanages, many kill orphanages, some gas chamber orphanages, to justify breeding/buying from breeders. They're #NotProperty to be bought/sold. Adopt. They'll show you how full of love life is. Save their life, and they'll save yours. Hagrid didn't support using dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. That's horrific abuse. Kidnapping them, sending them across the world, trapping them in tiny cages they can't even move in, stabbing and hitting them with spells, and making them feel threatened and attacked whilst chained up in an arena surrounded by screaming humans, is fucking disgusting. As is exploiting, abusing, scaring, distressing, and interrupting grindylows, fish, and other animals in the Great Lake. It's not euthanasia. It's not done for their benefit. It's murder. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals. Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors, and health and medical care. Just like humans. There's no distinction. There'd be outrage if different humans had different doctors and terms depending on their race. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. People spend money on war rather than helping other animals. Medical care should be socialised, like humans have. Caring for other animals isn't a chore, it's a duty and privilege. Don't say "in the doghouse" like it's some bad place to be, that's ok for dogs, but not humans. That's disgusting. Dogs belong in a normal house, with their families. Species is irrelevant to family. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature. Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else. Other apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards aren't smiling because they're happy. Other apes and monkeys do what's called a "fear grimace", while horses smile in submission. They're not happy, they're abused. Freedom is what matters in life. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and you have no right to force that on other animals. Experimenting on other animals is vile. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people. Fireworks and other explosions are horrible. Other animals, like cats, dogs, and birds, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable. Oreos and Doritos use #ConflictPalmOil, leading to extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day for unsustainable palm oil production. www.ran.org/issue/palm_oil/ www.chesterzoo.org/app/uploads/sites/3/2019/04/Sustainable-Palm-Oil-Shopping-List-Feb-2019.pdf KFC uses cardboard made from trees cut down in the forests of endangered species, such as Indonesian tigers and orangutans. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150692/KFC-buckets-destroying-Indonesian-rainforest-claims-Greenpeace.html Leather's disgusting. Other animals, especially cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry. www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/ www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather Fur and down are the result of immense torture and horrific murder. relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html?amp www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/ www.thedodo.com/amphtml/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/ www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/ Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, angora, and mohair, not just in the East, but western nations like America, the UK, and Australia, too. www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/a-wool-jumper-is-just-as-cruel-as-a-mink-coat-9610133.html?amp Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is just cruel and confusing. io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629 Canada and Trudeau still let baby seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs. www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/04/wildlife-watch-canada-harp-seal-hunt www.thedodo.com/amphtml/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnS8l2ynbtlsmNE Don't feed birds and fish bread, or cats cows' milk or cheese. Bread has no nutritional value for birds, it just stops them from eating useful food, the yeast expands in fish' stomachs causing constipation, and cats are lactose intolerant. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1953493/Royal-Society-for-the-Protection-of-Birds-RSPB-says-to-ban-bread-as-bird-food.html www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-cant-cats-drink-milk-plus-6-other-feline-myths/ pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat Ecosia is a search engine that uses at least 80% of its profits to plant trees, planting about 1 every second, which takes 45 searches to fund. www.ecosia.org/ Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to do that. Don't be a selfish cunt. Balloons, Chinese lanterns, glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by other animals. Having human-level intelligence doesn't somehow stop you being an animal. That makes no sense, whatsoever. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can have human-level intelligence. It is a trait of animals because an animal has it: humans. Everything we do is, by definition, animalistic, because we are animals. Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. There's no distinction. Being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome. It's what lets you be you. Intelligence doesn't make one animal more special than another. That's just a trait humans have. It's no better than running fast or jumping high. Evolution has no will. It's not trying to make other animals more human-like. A slug is as evolved as we are. A slug got it right. It doesn't make you inherently better at all, and saying that totally disregards how stupid and evil humans are. It's nonsensical. That's human ego. The second an alien race arrives that's more intelligent than we are, you people will move the goalposts for what it means to be more special. You say it not because it's true, but because it currently benefits you. You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. There'd be outrage if humans were treated like property. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. We're not their owners, we're their parents. Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, and brothers, and sisters, and nieces, and nephews, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, that you only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family. You wouldn't do it to humans, and don't do it to other animals. It's that simple. ‬No one has the right to make fun of, or hurt, or abuse, or exploit, or murder, any other animal, for any reason. Do what is right, not what is easy. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature. #AnimalCruelty #AnimalAbuse #AnimalWelfare #AnimalRights #AdoptDontShop #OptToAdopt

[@KartoffelKonig]

The ShtanUdachiman?

[@Brian0033]

no, no, its T H E S H T A N U D A C H I M A N

[@exiasetsuna4500]

Orzhvopatriarch traditions must be kept

[@KartoffelKonig]

Ah yes I see

[@Torskel]

Jens you are a legend

[@RikaKazak]

Watching Trump play can be PAINFUL!

[@SubZXD]

2:15 Posessed Lackey sarcastically replies

[@madsmile23]

10/10 editing

[@dollopbingo5643]

thank u for ur service jens

[@Acegro]

Trump officially got the best Editor ever :D

[@magnuscarlsson9969]

Must say Im pretty happy that all priests arent Razakus these days(still very common). Instead we got cubes all over the place... which is somewhat better at least.

[@brettroper1031]

The last time I was this early, shaman was still relevant

[@asconblake]

0:02 - 0:30 Trump investigates ASMR potential

[@RaventhortheWarrior]

Instead of armor up and jade spellstone the drakonoid operative for 6, Trump could have gained 3 damage and jade spellstone for 4 to kill boogeymonster (a 9 health swing, but killing off boogeymonster). Wonder how/if that woulda changed the game.

[@kingjay7331]

I love the music haha 🙏

[@Punkero245]

I know this unpopular opinion, but Im gonna miss jades when next rotation hits

[@fredriddles1763]

Punkero245 You have my sincerest condolences.

[@nicovega3262]

What is the name of the song playing in the background at the beginning?

[@energromvip4814]

I love ШтанУдачи KappaPride

[@meplaygame4718]

I BELIVE THAT PEOPLE ARE BAD

[@justthattaco531]

"And you always swipe Aya" :)

[@Ocean_Man205]

All hail the Jade druid

[@jpalexandre3259]

Great series idea

[@giooriglia9866]

8:02 he should have done Paths for +1 attack and armor to upgrade the spellstone and clear the big minions and the cleric IMO.

[@crazykillerchimera]

What's a good sub for branching paths? I'd rather not craft em

[@NumdegasedUHC]

5:50 is that a singing in the rain reference

[@WizzyBang]

any replace for fandral? possibly ixlid? i got every other card

[@Bl4ckDr4co]

Why did he not take a double armor to buff the spellstone to kill the boogeymonster when he had the chance? It was obviously his best play that turn.

[@aersla1731]

Did they purposely make it so branching paths and fandral don't interact?

[@halsti99]

jeffrey, the tab that is making sound has a little speaker next to the X to close the tab ;) just for next time

[@misomiso8228]

What are the champion decks please? Did they win something?

[@ipez1042]

ASMR with trump

[@pollyphemeus]

why are people running double iron bark, double oaken summons? Oaken summons is a terrible card if it doesn't draw anything and 2 iron bark doesn't seem like enough to make it consistent. Is it purely to counter raza? I assume they just needed every armor source they could think of.

[@Rassedavison7]

It took trump officially 30 seconds to remove the paper from his caramel.

[@SKer-l6c]

Memes and Hearthstone top again, upvoting self yet again

[@Omar-ld9gy]

T H E B A D M A N

[@vincentbow3886]

Whats the name of the first soundtrack in the video? Thanks! (:

[@yginop1]

Yeah I was wondering this as well

[@thegamingfound]

What happend to the dungeon run tournament?

[@gianaltieri7277]

His music is spooky

[@fattylumpkin2297]

Darkest Dungeon Trump plz

[@JebusCookies]

LMFAO THAT CYBER BULLY VIDEO WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS I HAD TO COMMENT

[@asCOOLasLau]

that Boogeymonster edit though 😂😂😂😂

[@misomiso8228]

Why not Jade Spirit instead of Ironwood golem or Oaken summons?

[@badassnewbie]

BEAST MAGE SYNERGY

[@Guyonabench]

Is there a good replacement for Jade Idol?

[@zerek9904]

Does anyone know the name of the song that is play at the beginning of the video, i will like to know. Thanks.

[@windwalkerrangerdm]

I am so happy to see a jade deck getting rekt. Thank you.

[@RoxasMatheson]

4:43 What is that on the right side of Trump's mouth, an extra tooth?

[@MikeCOYS]

I think Jens is hinting at a payrise

[@boofling920]

4:09 LIFE TAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ConsoleCleric]

8:15 - Player tilt is real. 11:12

[@Bo-rv8om]

Why the 2 jade idols?

[@64standardtrickyness]

whats with the random noises at 4:45?

[@obnoxiousjumper279]

beast mage...now this is meta

[@LennyFace609]

Skill based adult cardgame

[@lazarpelanovic2645]

Isnt that Sjow's deck you silly goose?

[@bartoszotreba7941]

OMG that edit is gold XD

[@justjordan6560]

Alright...enough is enough. Jens little edits were funny at first but now they're getting out of hand. I love it keep up the good work ;)

[@osmanpasa-toyotayaris1968]

W H Y A R E Y O U P L A Y I N G D R U I D M A N

[@brettroper1031]

What is the point of branching paths in this deck?

[@etherealg3940]

It's a good ass card man.

[@henryzelman4541]

If you gain 6 armor twice it upgrades the spell stone twice, it's also good with spreading plague because you can give your scarabs +1 attack twice, and drawing is really strong in jade Druid because you'll never mill out and you'll be able to just cycle jade idols.

[@Simplonix]

Штан, где паки?

[@treygrosvenor2079]

12:58 Jens I love you

[@nathanstark8606]

whats that boogeymonster part from,?

[@TemporarilyWoW]

T H E C Y B E R B U L L Y M A N

[@PlutoDarknight]

*insert larger and larger man memes*

[@OGRase]

JÃĐĚ ĐŘŰÏĐ

[@rrnick00]

wow! Trumps humor gets better ever video!

[@Lovelykochi]

I prefer Trumps other Jade Druid

[@skinz1993]

Plz make raza priest video

[@OneDarkCutie]

T H E G O T J E B A I T E D B Y T H I J S M A N

[@hellburdened]

The chip eating is like nails on a chalk board. Still great content though, keep it up.

[@Gunbuster1000]

T H E M A D M A N

[@MegaAnno2]

serious quests, why would you play this deck over traditional jade druid, just for the amount of armor gain?

[@imapaincake2305]

MegaAnno2 With this deck you can defend yourself by combo but you are slower at making jades. Still...Oaken summon is a good card for thining and the Stone is great for removal, something old druid kinda lack

[@fausto7394]

its good on higher ranks

[@MystiCalBEING89]

what the fuck was he doing at the end

[@derpaboopderp1286]

What are good replacements for Malfurion or Aya?

[@nefariousnilbog]

Derpaboop Derp Another class.

[@Vict0rRezn0v]

Nefarious Nilbog ^

[@henrikhagberg367]

And if I'm just missing Aya and Feandral?

[@original89gamer]

Fendrel can possibly be dropped for other things I see some lists not running him but some of the plays u can do with him r 2 good imo. Aya soeess ur jades up to much to be replaced too good.

[@original89gamer]

Druid dk is to insanely powerful to be replaced

[@rainerludwigsson5498]

Dont see any difference to any ordinary Jade druid in Decklist tbh.. Appreciate your content anyway :)

[@robertcremin4614]

T H E M A N

[@philb99_dzn28]

T H E C Y B E R B U L L Y S U P P O R T I N G M A N

[@rhc128]

In the comments wondering what yall on about 5:29 choke on drink

[@thiagof9481]

I miss the good old days when trump could actually win games

[@saph1r81]

ШТАН ГДЕ ПАКИ

[@GhostBios]

Жду паков от Коленто!

[@jonsnow3919]

Careful with those edits, Jens. We don’t want Trump being prosecuted under some Scottish hate crime laws, for promoting cyber bullying. After all, context doesn’t matter to them.

[@PavelNezhencev]

haha, Wrath in 2018

[@rambi4552]

cyberbullying is good

[@Ranger1812]

What was Trump eating?

[@everydayaccount6037]

Trump is so salty that he wasn’t included in the championship that he want to show them that he is better than them with their decks.