Kim Possible - Nostalgia Critic

[@ChannelAwesome]

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[@jordancarpenter6816]

Chance of a review of Downsizing starring Matt Damon

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

Old KP is best KP.

[@sonicthehedgehog4343]

Can you review the ant bully

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Review Disney's Descendant and Descendant 2.

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Review Barnyard (2006)

[@caidalee1994]

“They didn’t write a girl who was a hero. They wrote a hero who was a girl.” Hit the nail on the end.

[@firenze6424]

That’s cause it’s all modern Disney cares about, why write characters when you can right stereotypes

[@sarafontanini7051]

even the original kim would act less stereotypically even when she was acting stereotypical about fashion and stuff

[@firenze6424]

Sara Fontanini the og( fuck autocorrect) was awesome

[@saloz9483]

this right here. You can have a strong female lead and never bring to attention that she is female.

[@tumsfestival8027]

It’s weird that Disney who is focusing on pushing girls in their media, have decided that their female leads are either, boring super people with no interesting qualities, or stereotypical girls that are completely unfit for their roles?

[@Guntherson220]

"Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?" "It's an ending that's enough" The best summary of this movie

[@Marinealver]

Be happy that it's over

[@HeilRay]

Thank Allah

[@gamingdragonofmordor3770]

Isn't that how it goes for most of their movies nowadays?

[@juliacortez5516]

Lol

[@fabian7380]

Don't smile because is over, cry because it happened.

[@DarkLordGanondorf190]

Also, Kim being a cheerleader was not just there because. The bodily fitness and nimbleness it gave her made her such a formidable agent.

[@vicedea]

Yeah. If there gonna change it,why not do gymnastics? It would work well with her acrobatics.

[@greyblueme9711]

Vice Dea I guess since being a soccer player is "more" empowering than being a cheerleader or gymnast even though they also have to train a ton and memorize group routines

[@julymagnus493]

This is the American cartoon equivalent of saying I watch Anime for the plot.

[@WileyCylas]

She needs to be in the Marvel universe

[@ClaudetteVioletta]

@@greyblueme9711 Exactly.

[@benm5970]

A lot of the jokes in this movie literally feel like Disney is mocking fans for liking Kim Possible in the first place

[@gracekim1998]

Ben McDonald yeah😅.............

[@ambushbob5383]

Well ya...its disney they are known for harboring hatred for fans.

[@pastorcodymitchell1456]

that's.... actually very sadly true I didn't watch this abomination of a movie and don't plan to but ur right

[@awesomefox555]

THEY JEM AND THE HOLIGRAMS’D IT.

[@Zerpderp0]

@@awesomefox555 SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!!

[@leavemealone802]

"Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?" That is the type of joke I would want on a Kim Possible movie

[@insanechopper5788]

Vi Cardoso 😂

[@deoxys3869]

That’s one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard

[@eatatjoes6751]

"Was your mother a grappling hook?" is something I'd hear Drakken tell Kim after he sees her using it *one* too many times on missions. That, and the "No, I'm committed now. *IT MUST BE GRAPPLING HOOK,"* bit after she shows up with something different. I'd kill to see Kim's response.

[@davidjohnson4171]

When the thirty something year old youtube critic comes up with better lines and story on accident than the writers can come up with, you know you're making a shit movie.

[@NEETKitten]

I imagine it'd be a Ron line.

[@gustafhillertz8741]

Producer "hey girl, can you do a flip?" Actor "yeh, why" Producer "oooooh boy."

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Producer: Flips for days. Actor: Flips for days? Producer: Flips for days.

[@someshitstuffthats7441]

Not everything involves flips ya know

[@Regmuslima]

@@MrSuperbeast92 I appreciate you

[@TheMstrydude]

Remember a sitch in time when Kim was trying out for cheerleading and although Bonnie hated her she still let her on the team proper because she nailed the try outs? What happened to that?

[@firewolf950tfwgaming7]

The logic of Bonnie being a person who wants to be on top, but will suck it up in some way that’s comedic for us and allows for the demonstration of actual imagery that makes sense was one of the first things the writers were told to get rid of.

[@strawberryherpes528]

Yeah, watching this live-action Bonnie compared to the OG Bonnie felt more like a caricature of what the character actually was. Yes, she could be a snide, petty pain in the ass, especially to Kim out of everyone, but the show seemed pretty aware that was 100% due to Bonnie being jealous. But also, Bonnie could at least begrudgingly acknowledge Kim's talent and skill. In fact, if the live-action movie was supposed to be some weird moral about jealousy, why not just evolve Bonnie a bit further and have her be Kim's new, begrudging sidekick? Have them be frenemies rather than straight up enemies. She could have been the Kate Sanders to Kim's Lizzie McGuire

[@SlightlyPeeved]

Strawberry Herpes I think I remember that being an actual episode in the show (a good one at that)

[@privatesteve4048]

Raiding this comment to say that Channel Awesome has been covering up CEO's that ruined people's lives through sexual assault and unprofessional tactics.

[@Sam-bv7vk]

@@privatesteve4048 for Christ's sake, that already came out in a documentary. What, do you live under a rock or something?

[@hermitfox3053]

Wtf. Athena has so many Mary Sue self insert red flags. A fan who can do everything better than the main character and has a dramatic evil twist with a sacrifice at the end? That's just... so bad.

[@jbcatz5]

HermitFox Making the Mary Sue elements key to the plot does not excuse them being present to begin with. TV shows and movies have handled someone dealing with someone else taking their role in the team much more subtly than this. McKay in Stargate Atlantis was getting unsettled that his parallel world counterpart actually got on with the other people in the expedition, but they missed original flavour Rodney McKay as egotistical as he was.

[@puppymaroon964]

Here is my idea for how to rewrite the plot of the Kim Possible movie: the movie starts off as normal with Kim and Ron rescuing the scientist followed by the recreation of the cartoon’s intro. After that, we cut to Shego breaking Drax out of prison. They head back to their hideout and after a bit of their usual banter, they begin to plot how to take down Kim once and for all. We then cut to Kim and Ron showing up to class a few minutes late because of their last mission. Shortly afterwards, Athena is presented to the class as the new girl. Later that day, after school, Kim sees Athena being picked on by Bonnie. So Kim springs into action and stands up for Athena. Kim then invites Athena to come hang out with her and Ron. Athena then reveals to Kim she is a big fan of Kim and shows her Kim and Ron cosplay with Ron as a dog. Rather than say he wants to be a dog when he grows up, Ron would say he had no idea how cute he would look as a dog. We then get a montage of Kim hanging out with Athena, training her, and giving her a makeover. After that ends, we cut to Kim, Ron, and Athena walking home from school when they get alerted by Wade that Drax is planning on releasing a toxin that would place the entire town under mind control. So the trio set off to stop Drax. However, upon arriving on the scene Kim and Ron end up in a death trap. Luckily, Athena manages to rescue them and stop Drax in the nick of time becoming the hero of the town. However, rather than get jealous, or upset about it, Kim is just happy for Athena. We then cut to an awards ceremony where Athena is receiving an award for saving the town. Suddenly, Drax shows up and snatches Athena. Kim and Ron try to stop him, but they end up getting tricked by Shego allowing Drax to get away with Athena. Kim and Ron head to Kim’s house and tell Kim’s parents what happened. So Kim’s mom, along with Kim’s grandmother, went with Kim and Ron to rescue Athena. When Kim went into where Athena is being held captive, she is surprised to find that it looks like a normal teen girl’s room. Athena then admits to Kim that she is actually an android created by Drax. Drax’s plan was to get Kim to befriend and train Athena and the plot to release a toxin that would place the town under mind control was just a setup to test the skills Athena learned from Kim. Athena does not know what Drax’s ultimate goal is but knows it can’t be good. Drax then takes Athena away and places Kim into a death trap. Luckily, Ron, with help from Rufus, helps Kim escape. (By the way, in this rewrite, Rufus accompanies Ron throughout the film rather than be discovered in a lab at some point in the movie). The rest of the film will play out as normal.

[@anarchomando7707]

@@jbcatz5 swear to God I've heard of many Wattpad fanfics that have the main character named Athena ( whether they be Batman, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter or Avengers This was before this came out

[@alysssabear]

@@puppymaroon964 THIS is how you write a Kim Possible live action movie, not this horseshit that somehow got a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. I applaud you my friend. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@mollymcmurtrie8037]

@@puppymaroon964 Thank you that's how the movie is done not this piece of trash. Also make it animated.

[@youseineko]

“‘Kim Possible’ was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero. It told a story about a hero who was a girl.” 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@nenshoufox]

Now if only Hollywood would understand that instead of trying to make everything “woke”.

[@jenneacubero1036]

@CAcartoon Have you seen what they're now doing to "Batgirl" and "Charlie's Angels"? I haven't even watch the original and yet I still like apologizing to Farrah Fawcett.

[@starcherry6814]

@@jenneacubero1036 Not going to lie I am kind of excited for Bat *woman* 😹 Because I like the actress. I have a feeling it will be my next guilty pleasure

[@SlapshotStudios]

Sir. Knowsalot the first one talks about a hero and the second is about the heroes gender

[@theleeroymethod9996]

Preach On Brother!

[@pwnorbepwned]

“Kim Possible was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl.”

[@conkerlive101]

Well spoilers action sequences are expensive and Disney probably gave these guys an extremely low budget to work with

[@tesshawkins9547]

I think that's really the key to making an empowering female hero. Stop focusing on how, "they're a girl. They're so different from other girls. Oh wow look A GIRL DON'T YOU FEEL INSPIRED NOW THEY'LL DO MAKE OVERS AND WHINE AND GET JEALOUS DON'T YOU RELATE TO HER GIRLS?" Just make a good hero that happens to be a girl. Heck, just make a good character. If you don't draw attention to her gender, and the audience won't feel the need to either.

[@brendanforester4601]

@@tesshawkins9547 Well said.

[@aztn19]

Tess Hawkins That’s how I feel any movie trying to make an empowering figure to be. Just focus on making a good character or hero, that just happened to be a girl, or black, or Hispanic, or gay, or whatever demographic you want market to without making your pandering so blatant.

[@dannywapbang]

@@aztn19 "or black" oh so Black Vulcan?

[@mac1991seth]

"Would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?" That one is my favorite in this review.

[@deoxys3869]

Andrewik there should’ve been a rimshot sound

[@monsterhanna6691]

I think I should start using that from now on. 😂

[@lilmanchiraq8903]

i always hungry for success it be in my blood on the bloods

[@Arktik1st]

"She is a world famous spy" Doesn't that make a bad spy?

[@9751matt]

For one thing, Kim Possible was never "random citizen can pick her out of the crowd" famous. And I guess it begs the question, if you are constantly sent on missions with high end spy gear to help governments, the world, or even just prevent thefts but not much undercover stuff, are you a spy or just an altruistic mercenary that doesn't accept money, only networking?

[@TheZoddo]

That logic makes sense so Disney doesn't like it

[@gabbygabs8271]

Well, you're not wrong.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

Archer: "If you can't tell women you're a secret agent, then what's the point of being one?" (I couldn't find the exact quote)

[@YourLocalMairaaboo]

If you can do your missions even with that fame, yeah.

[@pastorcodymitchell1456]

probably the most impactful thing Doug Walker ever said: Kim possible was an empowering show because it didn't tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl. THANK YOU, that's the main problem of a lot of movies trying to be "empowering" nowadays

[@asher8754]

Same with proud family it was a nice show with funny comedy and nice morals whose characters just happened I be mostly black. Yes they hit the notes they had to (segregation, kwanza etc) but they never preached about it and made to applicable to everyone. Hell the kwanza episode ended with the twist that the “spirits” of the holiday ended up getting the proofs to help a white family something I’m sure modern SJWs would bitch about

[@mrheisenbird2691]

*cough* Captain Marvel *cough*

[@corneliahanimann2173]

I feel like this about most shows and once had a discussion with someone who insisted the new doctor who needs to be a woman. I said the writers aren't ready to make a natural feeling doctor who, because if we think about good female protagonists im TVShows, we have more bad than good ones. The few I remember being good are Jessica Jones, Kim Possible and I don't know, maybe Buffy? We're still in a phase where we keep doing the "oh she's a girl" thing, with a weird crush, a bestie and cries over bullshit. It's not a person, but a stereotype.

[@bensell982]

I agree. I've always believed that the best to make a strong female character is not bring attention to the fact they're a girl. Make it so the universe doesn't give a shit if they're a girl the audience won't give a shit either, but if you constantly bring up the fact they're a girl then the character is immediately weakened because it seems like your using the "strong female character" as a crutch.

[@corneliahanimann2173]

@@bensell982 absoltely. In that sense, even Sailor Moon is better than most female protagonists. She has a personality, flaws and throughout the show actually some growth. She was a girl in many stereotypical ways, but there's nothing wrong with "girly" but with thinking that's all the personality a girl ever has.

[@iowaclass5657]

Disney: We’re going to make a live-action Kim Possible movie! People Who Watched the Show as a Kid: Literally none of us asked for or wanted this.

[@GundamGokuTV]

I say this for every Disney Live Action remake.

[@Marinealver]

Can't wait for the Live Action Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Don't think they can do it? Oh it will be done.

[@firstnamelastname7079]

@@Marinealver they're going to change jessica aren't they,because SeXiST

[@Pdalow]

@Ad Lockhorst Go stare at the sun for an hour.

[@SennaHawx]

This movie commited the biggest sin...making Kim a show-off. Her being the exact opposite in the orginal made her character likeable.

[@Phanthief95]

Exactly. She doesn’t fight crime for the glory & the fame but because it’s the right thing to do. People like people who do the right thing, not for the fame unless they’re supposed to be written like that from their backstories.

[@AnimeWolf5193]

You're right and I never really thought about that.

[@misspriss2482]

@Russell Jordan Yes and yes. Why isn't she a cheerleader? Why all of the unnecessary flips? Also, an agenda is NEVER a good basis for a movie. What a dumpster fire!

[@mollymcmurtrie8037]

@@Phanthief95 Thank you.

[@joezilla1018]

Fun fact time: the voice actor for Ron stopibel will Friedle in the original tv show and movie also voiced the Batman in Batman beyond

[@Dave_thenerd]

Who the hell is Athena? Where's Monique ? You know, Kim's best friend who occasionally fights along side her (albeit she can't fight on the level Kim can)? She was a very cool character who sort of balanced out Ron's goofy-ness and incompetence. Where the hell is she? Side note: I'm very near-sighted and thought Athena was naked from the waist down at 30:40 :/

[@LucyLioness100]

Monique was a fun character & not just a token ethnic friend. She was no mission sidekick like Ron, but she was Kim’s voice of reason in her daily life at school and work. Plus Monique also got to have some fun chemistry with Ron particularly in the science partner episode

[@firelionnadavcretzo9114]

No dont you get it its about the start before the tv show and in a diffrent timeline beacuse roufus did not got adopted in high school

[@shototodoroki4868]

Athena replaced Monique. They probably thought they could shake things up by replacing her

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Not only that but Athena reminds me Bebe You know what I'm talking about, Drakkens robots He made fembots called Bebe, Athena is a bot, she's Bebe

[@mrrunodan8119]

@@shototodoroki4868 you are a copycat of Prince Zuko!

[@sithtyp8151]

I remember like 35 minutes ago, I didn't know about a Kim Possible live action movie, life was good back then.

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

I haven't even seen it, and I already want all 86 minutes of my life back.

[@suckypuckle9292]

Me watching this review: '...THAT'S BONNIE? HOW?!?' I hate this.

[@suckypuckle9292]

@bryan diaz varela "that's why everybody gets blackwashed" Let me guess, you're mad about Ariel? Yawn. I'm sure you have a solid case though.

[@MrGabeanator]

lol

[@autisticspaceman9397]

@@suckypuckle9292 *complains about them race changing a character, then dismisses some one for having the same grievances* hmm...

[@blackflash9935]

“it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl” SPEECH:100

[@terrencejsmith7160]

I think that's why some people (guys) have issues writing female characters. Just write a good character that just happens to be female.

[@selimkarayl7823]

@@terrencejsmith7160 When some people (girls) write female characters they only focus on being a girl, everything else "yep she can do it." but I agree even some writers said it beforei instead of writing male or female or white black asian etc. just focusing on writing a "good" character and let the actor/actress play it out is always better. I think Will Smith in Independence Day done exactly that.

[@Endoptic]

@@terrencejsmith7160 Uh, critic chicks complain about guys writing chicks like dudes but just calling them chicks.

[@HeilRay]

Endoptic They shouldn’t be listened to.

[@bluelocimon]

That's a problem recent characters had in movies. With characters like Rey or Captian Marvel it feels like they can do no wrong and are superior to the other heroes just because they are female. While classic and beloved characters like Sarah Connor or Ripley were good characters and even you can replace them with a man and it wouldn't affect that much to the story

[@carterrichardson5492]

Professor Dementor: “Ok, ok, why the blue skin?” Dr. Drakken: “Glad you asked. It’s a funny story, not funny haha, but it was a Tuesday...” Give me my two points

[@TheGuardDuck]

Ding! (x2)

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Best joke to end the OG series!

[@ShinySephiroth1]

My friend needs an explanation

[@JoJoZiddy]

Glad to see soembody else remembered that joke.

[@benni_97at]

Wasn't this the last line in the entire show?

[@davidpusquin2715]

Kim was like "Yeah, I wanted to give you confidence and motivate you to be a better version of yourself. But not that much, now I really want you to be worst"

[@Amsosorryscotty]

And wean you get more attention then her, because you where a better spy then her. She gets whiny and upset and ruins the mission because you prove to her that you can also be a good spy.

[@wildsurfer12]

The dialogue in this movie is so cringe inducing. I remember watching the original cartoon and Kim actually sounding like a mature young adult.

[@OverlordZephyros]

All Disney movies are cringy though

[@cavareenvius7886]

Every Dialog in a Disney Channel Movie is cringe worthy

[@stephennootens916]

I remember it the same way, in cartoons she came off as a high school, in the live action it's like she's a junior high girl who is is just at the beginning of puberty and hasn't hit hear growth spurt yet. It's weird cringy and worse of all childish.

[@AndreNitroX]

The cartoons are far more sophisticated than live action

[@SerenityM16]

Someone pointed out that Disney channel movies seem to have this odd problem where the characters are “16” or “14” or “18” but talk and act like they’re 8 or 10

[@ryanherron7436]

"Ever wonder where Zack and Cody went?' One went to Riverdale and trust me that's much worse than death

[@greylithwolf]

Finally, someone who sees it for what it *is*.

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Really? The last time I saw them they fell off of Seto Kaiba's Duel-Blimp.

[@lelouche25]

Pfft lol nice

[@GamerGirlEmber]

Twili Link yeah, and their Mother went to be a cop in Supernatural...

[@HighScarlettFever]

@@johannesseyfried7933 NICE!

[@MusicInMe754]

"They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?" CRITIC, NO!!!! Don't give them any ideas!!!

[@nra3zehuti781]

The show is finished , what the fuck is the film gonna be about anyway?

[@NebulaWords]

@@nra3zehuti781 Their high schools years and dealing with a humanoid Bill Cipher because that's obviously what we all wanted :V With a side of Dipper thirsting after another hot teenage girl and Mabel crying every five minutes.

[@aerialpunk]

@@NebulaWords Don't forget that Lil' Gideon would become just Gideon, and would use his charisma to basically run the high school (and, of course, the action would virtually never actually leave the high school cos high school is the only important thing in life)

[@InkyDave1928]

To late, mickey is doing a movie, a sequel, and a series based on the movie

[@mony6847]

@@NebulaWords he said don't give them ideas

[@eulyc.959]

"Peter Parker and the cast of Lord of the Rings cried less than you" 😂

[@tv8sdie-casts500]

He forgot Padme!!!!

[@Hollyclown]

“They’re not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?” Doug, what have you done!

[@UltimateHalG]

He's sent another great Disney franchise to the slaughter is what he's done.

[@stevejackson69420]

shit

[@Marinealver]

Well that's just great Now we all have to hate Gravity Falls.

[@Asaylum117]

FOOL! Now he killed another franchise! :o

[@HeilRay]

Maldus Alver Shouldn’t be a problem. Mabel was always the starter pack for that.

[@patswine3890]

Movie Kim = the emotion of a wooden plank Show Kim = normal person, has bad feeling realizes that it is petty and gets over it.

[@hitofgrace]

Pat Swine i think the saddest part is the casting was spot on imo and most looked similar to their cartoon counterparts.

[@christianrodriguez3957]

Show Kim=Batman as a woman

[@Holden_Carter]

Nah, the plank is better.

[@xxsimplychamorroxx2058]

@@christianrodriguez3957, Batwoman: "I'm a WoMaaaaAaAAAaaan!!! Here I come!"

[@PhazonOmega]

"Wait, you not her regular! Where's Ron Stoppable!" Drakken would genuinely stop and ask this question, in the middle of his master plan, while fumbling his name, since he could never truly remember it. Drakken would literally be disappointed and bothered if Kim ever had another side-kick. And confused. Drakken would be great at Cinema Sins/Nostalgia Critic.

[@TheAzulmagia]

Didn't that happen once when Monique had to fill in for Ron?

[@rosesongoku6980]

“WHERE’S ROGER STOMPABLE?!”

[@animebrat76]

BlueMageDanny same with the episode where kim spends mother's day with her mom and drakken has his mom too

[@karolnowak6423]

Whre's the bafoon?" more like, he never called him by name. But point still stands.

[@fournierman]

@@TheAzulmagia Yeah, in Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time.

[@dreamchaser829]

*watches the cheerleader montage*. Why the heck are cheerleaders always shoved into the dumb or mean girl cliche? Their freaking awesome, work tirelessly for their routines, and put their bodies through torturous exercises. They deserve so much more in pop culture!

[@moonstruck8245]

Not to mention they have to be really skilled and brave, I have seen what can happen when some of their stunts go wrong, even the less difficult stunts that regular high school cheerleaders - not the ones who cheerlead competitively like in colleges - do, and holy *crap* those can be some life-altering (or ending) injuries!

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Maybe because, A.) The creators were losers in high school whom were bullied or dumped by the worse cheerleaders in the team, or B.) Creativity deficit.

[@erichermann1226]

Because the cheerleader type was written by non-athletes in a time when cheerleaders were at the top of the teenage girl hierarchy and those non-athletes were generally obsessive loners. And once a type like this starts, it tends to stick. Edit: plus teenagers tend to clique-ish anyway (more than just the human norm) so when you have a cohesive unit (cheer team) it's easy for them to fall into that domineering pattern that the trope appeals to.

[@coffetrueno9791]

I guess being a football player is more easy than being a cheerleader

[@Grim_Sister]

Dude, there’s a reason you make the cheerleader the hero: Buffy, Card Captor Sakura and Kim do all these insane feats on the daily while having stuff thrown/shot at them. Being tossed in the air a few times by you squad mates? So not the drama

[@rubyrose9258]

"Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?" "It's an ending, that's enough"

[@JWeb66]

Kind of like the ending for RWBY Vol 6.

[@King-ze2kt]

@@JWeb66 I applaud you sir 👏👏👏👏

[@rubyrose9258]

@@JWeb66 oof

[@mrfrits94]

@@JWeb66 Very much agreed good sir, i just hope Vol 7. is gonna be Fire

[@eyebrawlnlc1116]

Ruby Rose you watch Nostalgic Critic too.

[@scarysara9364]

“There not doing a *Gravity Falls* movie ; _are they_ ?” Shut up Critic, or you'll give them _ideas_ !

[@itsjustmenova]

ScarySara93 actually I’d take that even if it’s terrible

[@scarysara9364]

@@itsjustmenova What about a live action *Phineas & Ferb* movie?

[@skailerderkonigderdiebe5499]

I wonder if they will give them the actual Journal 3 Special Edition.

[@alice-in-wonderland5900]

You’re telling me they have ideas in the first place?

[@bullwinkle524]

Even if they made it, it’d probably be animated

[@darreylhenderson8979]

In his defense- The actor playing Ron is using his ACTUAL voice, that's what he actually talks like outside of this. LOL

[@generalalduin9548]

Darreyl Henderson nah, I felt he changed it a bit for the movie. But his voice was already halfway there, imitating Ron’s voice probably wasn’t very hard for him.

[@kazinadbiralamadit6905]

@@generalalduin9548 to be fair the actor is well cast but the script is not good watch the goldbergs there is voice is used in the right way.

[@lilfizz1619]

Lol no way

[@awesomefox555]

Huh.

[@PIB2000]

@Apple Tater He's 21, so it might be a little too late.

[@LunaMoon84]

As a big KP fan who still watches the show, Kim was never jealous of others because she built others up instead of tearing them down. She admired other people for their strengths, and that everyone is special in their own way, Ron included. She loved when she could compete with people on her own level or above because she always liked a challenge.

[@maxwellschwass]

Same here, the Kim possible that I know and remembered won't give a flying fuck about not being popular like Bonnie for two reasons: #1 "main protagonist getting annoyed with someone who brags about how popular they are" cliche #2 she's more focused on saving the world from the forces of evil than being popular So that's much to it and agreed with you 💯

[@AluminumFusion22]

Something Kim Possible as a show did was establish Kim as being a headstrong, independent person with a heart of gold and gradually reveal her insecurities later but have her overcome them in her own way. She's initially presented as picturesque, but not flawless.

[@GundamGokuTV]

This just makes me want to rewatch Kim Possible. The real Kim Possible. Not this film.

[@Toonkid4life1]

maybe that was the plan along, to get us to buy the dvd of all the seasons XD

[@Asaylum117]

You can only get 2 Seasons on DVD, not sure why they stopped there. :/

[@gracekim1998]

GundamGoku I had to rewatch it just to make sure my memory is correct because I don’t recall Kim being so self centred as what is shown in this movie

[@royaleroque7716]

#notpossible

[@metazoxan2]

​@@Asaylum117 Did a toon kill the current CEO's parents like in "who framed Rodger rabbit"? Because they SERIOUSLY seem to hate animation these days. They are trying to replace all the animated classics with inferior live actions remakes and now they aren't fully releasing the animated shows on DVD?

[@willpotter22]

You know the movie is bad when you don’t even want to watch what they’re criticizing

[@Phyllo9]

The truth one realizes as they scroll through the comments to see what other folks are saying to avoid the cringed imagery. Then they stumble across this comment.

[@willpotter22]

Critical Spectator lol

[@SerenityM16]

Yeah, I’ve had a few movies like that where I couldn’t even get through the review it was so painful

[@ahritheweird9579]

Sadly, i watched this when it premiered.... and i have to agree with you. its as bad as he makes it out in the review....

[@starbeast3537]

like with the last airbender its so bad that I don't even watch it and its on Netflix

[@1805movie]

Your opening skit was more faithful to the show than the actual movie. I'm starting to see a trend here.

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

Is it that the fans have been too neglected to let professionals redo their favorite properties? Because, if so, then I worry about Hollywood, especially Disney's future.

[@proteus2103]

@@IdeaBox-dk5vj Y'all both just figured that out?

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

@@proteus2103 Oh, I had thoughts like that about as soon as I saw those then-rumors about Disney owning Fox back in 2017 or something. I just wanted to guess at what the OP means by his trend.

[@deoxys3869]

I could tell they had fun making it

[@pchtommy1268]

Wait till you see the intro parody for Jem review

[@MeseoKimura]

Well, Sheego being a "mom" for her evil boss is the best thing about this film.

[@LucyLioness100]

That would’ve been hilarious in the show 😆

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

According to the series she has degree in Child Development

[@SamDeMonic]

Cuz it was the end of the movie?

[@riverjulio486]

Isn't it shego?

[@GeneralKenobi75]

Well now they're just making literal what she did with Draken in the show.

[@wafflefalafel9442]

I need to know why they decided to make Kim play soccer. Cheer leading was like...a major part of her. It showed how she balanced her kickass spy side with her high school femininity side. Honestly, Kim was pretty basic when it came to the school portion of the episodes, but that's just who she was and it was totally fine. Idk if the soccer was like an empowerment thingie to prove girls can play sports,, but... there a girls who are fine with being cheerleaders and thats fine too

[@greenman394]

I don't remember Kim being afraid of anything in regards to the mission. She was more afraid/frazzled about her school and social life.

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

I agree. As proven in the clips Doug showed us, cheerleading not delicate femininity. Those stunts take real badass skill and were a part of what made Kim so strong and athletic.

[@wafflefalafel9442]

@@welcometothemetaverse2523 Oops! Yeah you're right cheerleading isnt very delicate, but it is a stereotypical basic girl sport. I was trying to say that the cheerleading showed how she was an athletic spy while also being an athletic girly girl?

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

@@wafflefalafel9442 Oh, shit, no I wasn't arguing with with you. I just adding to your point.

[@princeire7486]

Especially since its fairly rare to have any sort of positive portrayal of cheerleaders in kid's media. Usually they either possess no brain cells or are a mutant offshoot of vampires that subsist on human tears instead of blood.

[@hubertblack1485]

That kid playing Ron wasn't really doing an impression. I've watched him on The Goldbergs. He just sounds like that.

[@thepinkdawn3970]

Freaking Doug walker as Drakken is freaking amazing. Holy shit!

[@PrincessAshley972]

Hey lets give credit to Heather too, she made a great She-Go

[@dennisposthuma]

The tv show had more and better crime fighting action in 22 minutes than this movie has in 1 hour and 26 minutes

[@justincicconi759]

More character development, too.

[@xander5733]

"They're not making a Gravity Falls Movie are they?" SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHUSH Stop giving them ideasssss....

[@jazz-cat00]

Directed by M. Night Shamalan

[@Dat0ldschoolkid]

@@jazz-cat00 oh neptune no

[@nerdgeekman]

SHUT UP CRITIC

[@scottpilgrim1518]

*claps a hand over his mouth* QUIET. They’re listening. They’re alllllways listening...

[@sadclown5193]

I can hear keyboard clicks I'm scared I'm not ready for that.

[@bromodragone8405]

Movie, I have something to tell you about your twist villain: THE LAST KP MOVIE ALREADY DID THAT!!!! Jesus, now I've gotta save this franchise too. Set new file for 52 Episodes. 4 Story Arcs of 13. File name: Kim Possible College Continuation

[@FoxieRoxie365]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@TW2Vlog]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! SO TRUE!

[@98953812]

And it was a pretty good twist. :)

[@bromodragone8405]

@@98953812 Exactly

[@NickDe3]

And the animated film did it better.

[@carmillakinney6542]

Patton Oswald WAS the original Professor Dementor. Which is probably why he wanted to reprise his role in the movie

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

He made a huge mistake starring in this

[@Sonichero151]

I was about to say that.....

[@reyfan011]

That was fun! Hearing his voice and acting like dementor was my favorite part. I had no idea before that he was dementor.

[@liizzset]

Actually, that is what Critic nudge by saying in 5:03-5:06.

[@AlisterSweets]

exactly! I agree wholeheartedly to the pandering to "girl power" it gets on my nerves so much. Like for example, and this is an unpopular opinion- But I really didn't like the whole girl power moment in endgame. Yes those woman warriors are awesome, but they don't need a "look at us, we're empowered woman" to BE awesome. They are ALL warriors- and just that. It doesn't or at least shouldn't matter if they are a boy or a girl or something else.

[@andresacosta7885]

Exactly, the best way to show empowerment is to treat them like any other character. The best way to do it is just to fuckin’ do it

[@ThisAnimeGal]

Honestly that line up took me right out of the movie and what I got wasn’t a feeling of empowerment. It was a message of insecurity. One of them yelling ‘we’re women and look we’re strong because...we’re here?’ It would have landed better if maybe some of them had a relationship or connection that built up before. I mean hell! That was what all the damn origin movies where for! So when Thor sees Hulk he cheers and goes ‘I know him from work!’ And it’s an awesome line and hilarious moment. Loki wanting to leave because he is having some ‘punny god’ flashbacks were beautiful. But when the women stand in some weak lineup of a photo shoot girl power...honestly what connection? They could either look at each other and say ‘what’s your name?’ Or ‘you have boobs like me so you’re cool.’ I would have rather seen the girls fighting next the people they knew and had been in movies with before and passing the Spider kid between them while kicking ass and taking names. Just snip that lineup out and we’re good. Drawing that kind of attention to the female heroes like that just undermined what they were trying to do.

[@rogue7723]

I also don't like the whole thing that women and girls have to be tomboyish, like unfeminine things and be ultra-snarky to be considered empowering. Why can't girls and women who are polite and like traditionally feminine things also be empowering?

[@TheDeadlyBlueWolf]

Buddy that wasn't a forced empowerment message it was a nod to A-Force. A series team up in the Marvel comic books featuring woman exclusively.

[@paulapazumi]

@@rogue7723 I feel vice versa tbh. Always when there is a scene of a girl feeling confident and powerful, she is walking in a dress in slowmotion....why can't a girl be displayed as confident in a cool alternative outfit or something? But yes, there should be a balance. Just like in real life, every girl (and guy) is different

[@crane8015]

*I'm your basic, average girl...* Disney Writers: We can make that happen

[@Raptor_Ren]

Umm... Disney, we didn't mean BASIC as in the modern slang.

[@AlfredoPuente8]

Basic guetto girl.

[@nosferatu3726]

I hate it when people say I’m just a normal average person and then they say that they have some super amazing power

[@daisanity6457]

Danganronpa fans know this the hard way.

[@NRB10ful]

Patton Oswalt was in the original Kim Possible. He played the original Professor dementor so saying that he's true to the original character it's kind of funny.

[@tilt3736]

Oh cool. Patton is actually one of my favorite actors. He's voice acted in a lot of different shows and movies. He and Harrison Ford are two of my childhood favorites. He was also a hilarious comedian.

[@Sightedspring33]

"Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?" -Doug Walker 2019

[@HeilRay]

Top T-shirt idea of 2019 Ha TOP!

[@louiegssportsden121]

I felt like they didn’t even watch Kim Possible because Kim’s character is 100% wrong

[@amarikristopher8409]

They definitely didn’t. Ron on the other hand I can say his character is fine. Shego and Drakken are okay but not as intimidating as they were in the show. Drakken was funny, like extremely funny, but he was still intimidating and threatening when needed. Shego was obviously the same thing. Kim…no…just the worst. Bonnie too. She’s mean but she was still enjoyably mean in a way where we can see she’s obviously jealous of her yet also got this attitude from her sisters. Bonnie here, I honestly don’t get her being jealous cause Kim is PATHETIC here.

[@amarikristopher8409]

@Animestar17 probably Disney’s fault trying to modernize it and give it things to make it seem like they’re woke about women being heroes and fighting instead looking very shallow and acting as though women being heroes or villains or the darn henchwomen thing is something “new”. Didn’t mean to go into another rant. This show just means so much to me and I feel sorry for the creators of the show. They deserved to make a better movie for KP.

[@blu3kawaii]

That’s not how Ron met Rufus. C’mon Disney there’s a whole rap about it!

[@athenalillylove3952]

Ikr

[@jinhunterslay1638]

If I remember correctly, the rap was actually an essay?

[@dhesyca4471]

What is that, that freaky thing?!

[@DegrassiObssessedFan]

Not to mention they even redid it for the movie?!

[@animebrat76]

'what is that. That freaky thing'

[@BlaiseTighe]

“It’s best to abandon any hope of joy and find meagre satisfaction in monotony.” Words to live by.

[@Dumbledoresarmy13]

The motto of this film's production

[@FictionRaider007]

Anyone else seeing this and remembering an old Kim Possible episode called "And the Mole Rat will be CGI" which was about a moronic director trying to make an awful movie based on Kim?

[@dexdrako]

it make so much sense this is that movie....

[@nauticalusbear1370]

they knew all along

[@WhosLeroyJetson]

OH MY GOD IT CAME TRUE!!!

[@SoldMySoul45]

Lmfao. I forgot about that.

[@shanettequao9043]

FictionRaider007 OH MY GOD

[@mollymcmurtrie8342]

She does it not because of the fame because she liked helping people.

[@LucyLioness100]

Exactly! She always went out of her way to help people even when her enemies were in trouble like body-swapped Drakken and Bonnie kidnapped by the Bebe robots

[@nathanjereb9944]

Plus isnt the whole point of her being a freaking spy is that she helps others WITHOUT others knowing and potentially putting those she loves at danger? You cannot be a spy and be publicly famous at the same time, it's stupid on both ends

[@muddashucka9743]

*did

[@muddashucka9743]

*but

[@mayotango1317]

Yeah, she is not a Ben Tennyson.

[@BudokaiTH]

To the actor that played Ron Stoppable, at least he was trying to represent the character, even if he over played it. I like effort, but not too much.

[@philjr5714]

That’s how that kid acts in EVERYTHING! I felt like I was watching the Goldbergs on ABC. He made a whole career off playing himself. Props.

[@Rain_lights]

@@philjr5714 congratulations, you played yourself.

[@shadowkingdarksin3980]

Can someone please fix kim possible netflix hulu somebody save my childhood 😣😣😣😣😣😣

[@TyMarshall007]

I think he was the only actor trying to save the movie

[@Robalexe]

@@TyMarshall007 Patton Oswalt too! He played his character in both the show and the movie!

[@shwup]

"They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?" Is how to set off anyone's fight or flight reaction in a mile-wide radius

[@julesthief]

That sentence just became my biggest fear.

[@TheALPHA1550]

What?

[@isaigutierrez1617]

Not that I'm aware of but they are making a Phineas and Ferb movie

[@rolkflameraven1483]

@@isaigutierrez1617 Its animated, so it should be ok. Though with an upcoming Dora the Explorer Live action movie now, nothing is safe.

[@jbcatz5]

We had plenty of live action Dipper and Wendy in one sight gag in the Weirdmageddon finale. It worked because it was a visual gag, things were going to hell and the show has a unique art style that wouldn’t work in love action.

[@Iced_out_skelly]

Kim: *drops pencil* Also kim: *does 20 backflips to pick it up*

[@ivankirin816]

Nah in this film, she would cry for 15 minutes.

[@Iced_out_skelly]

Ivan Kirin then does the backflips to pick it up

[@ivankirin816]

@@Iced_out_skelly and then cry cuz no one saw her do than.

[@billybobjoe7524]

Cry while doing 20 backflips

[@Iced_out_skelly]

Why Am I Wasting my life On KZbin revolutionary

[@ZArocket]

“Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?” Best line in anything ever

[@newcollector]

Disney needs to watch their own shows. This is just... Not Kim Possible.

[@chasehedges6775]

Same.

[@LucyLioness100]

Already getting the chills from these cringe-worthy movies. So glad I didn’t watch this on the actual channel; I loved the animated show

[@TheGreenAzumarill]

It’s unpossible

[@polartechie]

@@TheGreenAzumarill Kentirely Possible

[@NEETKitten]

Look, I get it. You're tired of Kim Possible.

[@TheJamaicanPhoenix]

Not gonna lie y'all, I felt brain cells die watching the clips from the movie. My god, those poor KP fans.

[@ryantheanimator1156]

That basically every fandom's feeling when a beloved classic getting live action remake/ reboot.

[@javirios3107]

Why do you guys trust disney with your beloved characters? Honest to god question. I just watched this to laugh. I'd never expect anything good from them.

[@wildefice1]

I am a big KP fan and I just found out this movie exists and I am all the sadder for it :(

[@MrSuperbeast92]

@@wildefice1 That's me... Especially when I'm reminded it exists. It's like ripping open an old wound. 😭😭😭

[@disgruntledcashier503]

the shot of them descending into the lair at 22:49 was the cheapest looking piece of shit shot I've ever seen. It looks like a high schooler who just bought a green-screen made that shot

[@napamodesto8001]

"Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?" I hereby promote you to Savage Critic.

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

I reaally want to steal this line.

[@CrowPiper]

i need to force myself to remember this line because its just so damn good lol

[@jendavidson1157]

NC - "they're not making a gravity falls movie, are they?" Disney - "No, but that's a good idea". Alex Hirsh - "No, it isn't".

[@xoderota]

I feel like he wouldn't let them...

[@FlyingDuckMan360]

+Jen Davidson I certainly hope Disney doesn't make a Gravity Falls movie, but that's because I'm in the minority of people who hate that show.

[@heehee2007]

I see you’re a man of culture as well

[@thekrazyhatter5063]

its alex hirsch not Hirsh please stop typing the name of the last good creative mind of disney PLEASE

[@Sonichero151]

Alex: *I refuse*

[@bagofgroceries]

The guy who plays Ron. That’s his R E A L voice. He’s also the main character in The Goldbergs.

[@eldiegoxter7517]

He plays the young version of Adam F Goldberg, and the show is narrated by Dr Dementor himself, Patton Oswalt

[@SofaPop.]

Poor guy,what a shame

[@sillypplproductions2]

At least Goldbergs has way better writing and is ten times more funny. I guess if I'd want anyone to be Ron, it'd be him, but man the kid deserved bit better of a script (I say kid but he's nearly the same age as me.......)

[@N2Jay]

Nobody: Goldberg: Next ! *Spear! Ram! Jackhammer!*

[@Servellion]

That poor bastard.

[@Nezziemonster]

This movie was literally a self insert fanfiction. Right down to Athena being an emo re-color of Kim, having a "sad" backstory, everyone loving her, and all the other characters being dumb to make the fan character smarter, braver, and overall better in comparison.

[@p.z.arnott2329]

I've read and seen fanfiction better written than this TV movie

[@denverarnold6210]

@@p.z.arnott2329 I don't doubt you or and random asshole could write a better fanfic just from the clips of the show here.

[@streled5361]

What's the obsession with the "first day at school" cliche ?!

[@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy]

Who knows, I’ve noticed it in this, Spectacular Spider-Man, and at least 3 current Nickelodeon shows

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

Ticking of the generic box Lists of every cliche, ever, I guess.

[@caesarleaderofthelegion612]

It’s a cliche

[@thetakyonproject4881]

Stre Led i think disney gets hard over lonely girls with no friends

[@anikmonette2140]

I have another question: why everyone are assholes for no reasons? I swear, it's so gratuitous and forced that I busted a rib when Shego laughed along with the whole school! It was so bad I couldn't believe they kept the scene...

[@epicboyo4883]

"They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie. Are they?" Don't give them any ideas.

[@m_udwhitman2649]

It's could happen.

[@animebrat76]

I think that would be awesome

[@jahbruce99]

@@animebrat76 hate to be the rain on your parade but it may vary depending on who directs it.

[@meep9231]

Yeah, plus they might hire people that don’t look their age as well.

[@jahbruce99]

@@meep9231 they may also change significant plot points.

[@princessthyemis]

"A forced message disguised as a human being" is the PERFECT way to describe it--and many other characters in recent modern movies, as well, I feel!

[@vicedea]

This movie is the equivalent to putting Totally Spies and Kim Possible in a blender. Edit:well dammit you took my joke

[@elemomnialpha]

There's nowhere near enough fetishes in this for Totally Spies to have been involved

[@jenneacubero1036]

Vice Dress But a Kim Possible/Totally Spies crossover would've been so much cooler.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

@@elemomnialpha I watched Totally Spies (at least the crossover with Martin Mystery). the live action kim possible wishes she could be as cool asthe totally spies.

[@Cerebrum123]

Nah, that might have actually been good. I'm not even sure what to call this atrocity.

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

Please, Totally Spies was badass compared to this dumspter fire. It doesnt even deserved to be called a Kim Possible movie.

[@Mr_Original]

**sees title** Ooh, he's reviewing the TV show or so-- **sees thumbnail** No... NO...! They didn't!

[@dominiqueradford9469]

Oh yes they did

[@nicolasreyesgarcia6609]

Yes they do, Wanna help me hunting down the maniacs who do this

[@maximumrisk2004]

ikr?

[@Mr_Original]

@@nicolasreyesgarcia6609 Y E S. **cocks shotgun**

[@inky5574]

@@Mr_Original I only saw some episodes but what the heck? *unsheathes machete*

[@1805movie]

"I guess wearing the same thing all the time...kind of felt cartoony...after a bit?" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@PIB2000]

*Oh brother, this guy stinks!*

[@KaiserCrocer]

prop maker: okay disney, lets discuss kims gadgets. now how many grappling hooks? we were thinking-- disney: yes.

[@StewardofAutumn]

Disney:gives blank check, just at the bottom it says grappling hooks

[@Scgod2]

Ron: "Complain complain complain, ...when life gives you lemons." Drakken: "Complain about the lemons!" Thanks Disney for being my childhood, and ruining it at the same time.

[@FireFog44]

You know what they say: either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

[@shanehandy8601]

@@FireFog44 Well in that case, Disney is one major villain.

[@JoeRossProductions]

All you ever do is complain

[@CrimsonID4]

I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

[@DeathReviews]

When Life gives me lemons, I give them Death! Demand to see Life's manager! I don't want your dang lemons - what am I supposed to do with these? I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down - with the LEMONS!

[@goodvillain1015]

So why does Kim's mom go on the mission in the climax, but not her dad? Isn't her dad and Drakken college roommates, so they had some connection. The worst part of this movie is Disney didn't air any re-runs of the old show so the younger generation doesn't know about Kim Possible, let alone the references. And they changed so much from the show and its continuity much to the disdain of the older generation who grew up with it. The movie aired a couple times, then disappeared; so who was this movie made for?

[@selpharessecret3899]

Yes but to be fair her Dad is not really a fighter more of a genius scientist.

[@goodvillain1015]

Neither is Kim's mom. She was only in one mission for the Mother's Day episode.

[@JzanderN]

Nah, because if her dad joined then it would detract from the girl power of the movie. You know, with its henchwomen and all.

[@Ando1428]

@@goodvillain1015 they rehashed it. Now the ninja side is strict l y on kims mother side. As in the original kims dads mother was the definition of i can do anything. We never got to see kims mom side of the family well except for larry i think. Him and his mom june might have been on their moms side of the family.

[@eugenebuchanan686]

If you ask me they didn't show the original show because they were trying to fool any and all new faces that THIS was Kim Possible, because they knew that if they saw the original and THEN this, it would be adding kindling to the already raging inferno of pissed off people who don't like getting tricked into watching garbage.

[@culturedswine8880]

Kim Possible 2002 : “Were Gunna Be Badass , Kickass , Make Kids Inspired Kim Possible 2019 : “Look Everyone’s A Pussy Now A Days So Heres Your Refund”

[@maxwellschwass]

Kim possible when she sees a challenging opponent or villain that looks cool or badass Cartoon version: I don't give two shits that you are more awesome than me, I will kick your fucking ass Live action version: I'vE nEvEr SeEn SoMeOnE tHaT iS bEtTeR tHaN mE

[@darkmyro]

why are Disney Channel cartoons usually more realistic than the actual live-action stuff?

[@YukiSilverFox72]

Because it takes more effort to animate. You have to put more heart into it then just reading a script and showing up to set. Animators are involved in a lot more of the production than a simple actor is and can really let their imaginations run wild, even with a small budget. They know the storyboarding and the set and the characters intimately due to how long it takes to make each thing real and beautiful. I don't think kid actors or even most adult actors get that into it. And that dedication separates the great from the meh, hence why you have your Tom Hanks's and Ryan Reynolds's and Julie Andrews's and the like. Plus, you're working with a group of people towards one goal. You're not relying on a sole kid's "talents" and abilities. (Sorry, that was long. I am just feeling all kinds of righteous fury at this movie! 😤)

[@xgray2012]

Because it took more effort and heart into making the show feel more realistic than there was in the live-action movie?!

[@brickstudio8790]

Because Um...Reason.

[@LordBaktor]

Because the creative team behind the cartoon had to do something that stood out enough for people to like it and the creative team behind the movie just thought "this is just for kids, right?".

[@4207jj]

Budget

[@TTRM8000]

13:00 The first rule of chess club: you do not talk about chess club. -Ron (edit: minor typo)

[@KumaoftheForest]

TTRM I can confirm this

[@gabrielklem48]

Todd Howard want's to know your location.

[@ThomNelson22]

Weasley or stoppable?

[@angstaboyproductions5700]

Well, if Disney owns Fox, you can totally make a reference to Fight Club.

[@Nickster891]

second rule of chess club hit whoever tells you the first rule over the head with a banana * does so *

[@jasemalvis2140]

Remember when Rufus was the chosen one for a rebel army of sentient naked mole rats in the future? I do...

[@p.a.4512]

forget that, remember when Ron had fucking Superpowers and singlehanded stoped and alien invasion?

[@johannesseyfried7933]

@@p.a.4512 Pepperidge Farm remembers...;)

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@p.a.4512 remember when Ron turned evil and turned out to be a better villain than draken even when doing a dumb stupid nonense scheme?

[@strifenineteen]

I member

[@aztn19]

And Future Rufus had the voice of Worf from Star Trek? Yeah, I ‘member...good times

[@nickgardner8594]

He’s not doing an impression of Ron. It’s actually his voice.

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

So? It still sounds impressive.

[@hyperx72]

"was your mother a grappling hook?!" -Nostalgia Critic

[@jdgjordan]

"No she a Jewish lesbian god level witch."

[@MrHarshverdhan]

That was so out of nowhere.

[@NEETKitten]

Funny thing, I could see Drakken saying that line in the show. Just fits his personality.

[@isaacgleeth3609]

"Ever wonder where Zac and Cody went?" Well, Cody, despite his brains, did go on to become a real Jughead.

[@mychaeljones7526]

......perfect......

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

Actually, I thinl they are doing fine. Weren't they helping poor foreigners at one point?

[@filmfangirls9163]

I love Jughead 😍

[@angstaboyproductions5700]

Well, they're in Paris and Cody is shaking his bun buns for each and every one of them. Anyone got that reference.

[@TDI_CharlieBrown]

Hey, guess what. That show has the exact problems this movie has. Except ten times worse.

[@thedrake5072]

How many clichés can we fit into a live action remake of a beloved TV Show on the Disney channel? Disney: *YES*

[@landongraves9194]

You should have said Disney: Hold my beer

[@MonoDree]

@@landongraves9194 Which is another over used joke which equals to a Cliche. Clever

[@landongraves9194]

@@MonoDree exactly

[@blake-deathbelch7356]

Ok, hear me out. In the video, he says that the actors of the OG Kim posable should have played the mom and dad. So how about instead of the movie being about Kim. It's about Kim and Ron's daughter and her trying to be like her parents well going through high school. that way it's a continuation well keeping to the original and being new with new characters.

[@chaleron7410]

Trust me, they'd find a way to make it worse.

[@matityaloran9157]

Or maybe having it be about Hanna Stoppable now that she’s as old as Kim and Ron were

[@blake-deathbelch7356]

@@matityaloran9157 That could work to

[@Megaproductions302]

I honestly thought this movie wasn’t real and that it was a fan film but I honestly think a fan film would be better than this.

[@pwalt9716]

aren't all fan films better than the actual thing?!

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Of course the fan film would be better. Fan films are passion projects, this is half-assed garbage.

[@AngelicFireIce]

That's because fans love the show to much to fuck it up the way Disney did.

[@Megaproductions302]

Shanethefilmmaker i am well aware I didn’t need the long speech lol.

[@Megaproductions302]

Mr J depends on a lot of things. Some fan films I’ve seen were awful cause of either painful acting or certain constraints on budget.

[@micdrop344]

What's the sitch, Critic? *Sees title card Ohhhhhhh, this gonna be ggoooodd!

[@icecreamhero2375]

2:14 In the movie she said she "started saving the day a few years ago" It is an origin story and it's a different continuity. Please pay attention next time Critic.

[@oldmandeadpool1064]

@icecream does that change the fact it’s a pos adaptation?

[@mostmelon]

True story, this movie has 100% on rotten tomatoes.

[@oldmandeadpool1064]

@mostmelon based on six nobodies that wasted their time. Ones from polygon so I’m assuming their an assortment of people who don’t real entertainment and just unnecessary drama and progressive pandering that’s as shallow as a kiddy pool.

[@Bluemansonic]

@@icecreamhero2375 but that's not how her origin story was...

[@metrozeegle4985]

Ron Stoppable: When I grow up, I want to BE a dog ! Jupiter Ascending: I love dogs, I’ve always loved dogs !

[@Marinealver]

The Conection has been made, and it cannot be severed.

[@HeilRay]

Guess we know what Zootopia 2 is gonna be about.

[@carbon273]

Ron is setting precedent. There are more than 2 genders already apparently

[@methlokaijufan9729]

Palpatine : I love democracy

[@BronyFan27]

XD That reminds me of Ralph Wiggum! "When I grow up, I either want to be a principal or a caterpillar!"

[@marvelstuff445]

"Mom, Aunt Becky thinks she's a pop star again." Lmao!

[@BugsyFoga]

A Totally Spies reference was legit the last thing I ever expected out of a Nostalgic Critic video. 😁👌

[@daneray9594]

I know. You might say it was...totally unexpected.

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

And somehow that show is probably better than this film (From what I remember).

[@Sonichero151]

As a fan of both shows.... And being ashamed of being a fan of totally spies........ He hit the nail on the goddamn fucking head with that joke....... Now I'm gonna go eat a gun in hateful depression.....

[@reyfan011]

I was and am still a fan of totally spies and have no shame about it. Yes it’s loaded with dated lingo and everything looks cutesy, but I just loved how goofy those 3 were.

[@Sonichero151]

@@reyfan011 I still do enjoy that............ But Hearing three Valley girls go off for what feels like Ten thousand years really does a fucking number do you..... the head expploding gag wasnt that far off

[@ThanksHermione]

How come there weren't any adults supervising the soccer tryout to prevent Kim from being appointed equipment manager instead of a player? Doesn't the coach make those decisions?

[@MrDante102]

Yes that is true but fuck logic

[@Flamehedgehog]

Dude are you seriously asking why there no logic in a live action Disney movie? (Note this isn't me hateing on Disney this is just me saying that these movies (or any form of fiction really) don't follow regular logic)

[@NamelessGamer29]

Hey guys it could be worse. At least there's no live-action Dora the Explorer mov... oh yeah

[@AndreNitroX]

watch the college humor trailer for it, it makes things so much better

[@linkstering]

How is that a bad thing the actress is freaking gorgeous and the movie doesn't look that bad. I mean at least it looks like they put in a decent amount of effort into it.

[@Pikachu2Ash]

@@linkstering Regardless it being done by Michael Bay, rarely is he ever good nowadays.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Ever seen the "Dora the Grownup" vids?

[@Servellion]

I'm more in awe that Swiper is being played by Del Toro and Boots is done by Danny fucking Trejo. What. the. fuck. I actually kinda want to see it if only to see how *that* turns out.

[@shadowthesavagehedgehog2005]

Kim Possible looks like a young Black Widow

[@shaheersajid4504]

I can't stop thinking about that now that you brought it up

[@bigoldinosaur]

"I cannot take over the world with the pink and the sparkles." Says the guy who was on My Little Pony...the very show that has taken over the world with the pink and the sparkles.

[@KawaiiPinkPunkStar]

Who was he on the show?

[@bigoldinosaur]

@@KawaiiPinkPunkStar He plays a pony called Quibble Pants.

[@KawaiiPinkPunkStar]

@@bigoldinosaur Oh, I love it

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

He was also the voice of Happy on that syfy show Happy

[@knightmare3706]

say wha-?

[@inky5574]

Movie Logic: Villains know where Kim Possible goes to school. Doesn't take this as an opportunity to kill her.

[@karolnowak6423]

Counterlogic: In cartoon, Drakken and Shego KNEW EXACTLY where Kim has gone to school AND preschool from the BEGINNING of the show (Tick Tock episode) AND used it in both specials, but only to inflitrate - themselves as chlidren in A Sitch in Time and sending Eric to infiltrate in So the Drama). Also, Kim never kept that a secret anyway, people KNEW it who she was, she never had a secret identity or anything like that.

[@LadyOnikara]

Maybe the think the homework will do it for them.

[@vladimirplantin6307]

@@karolnowak6423 Or maybe they wanna focus more on taking over the world than they do on just spending their time, energy, and resources on what they likely consider to be just one little teenage girl.

[@graymatter8946]

Just like how Rita Repulsa from Power Rangers knows where the command center is, but doesn’t bother to launch a full on attack.

[@ChasehaWing]

Kim Possible has no secret identity. All her villians could know where she went to school, who her parents were, where they lived and about all her friends. They just never acted on those cliches because A.) They were more invested in their own evil plans/ aesthetics. And B.)... they got their asses kicked by Kim Possible when she was relaxed, making it personal would be FAR more painful when they lost! Also none of them were really sadists. They just had goals that aligned themselves outside a legal system

[@astrowolvez]

What's up with Disney killing animated shows and movies?

[@ironmaster6496]

Its because animation Is outdated and childish.....said The company that pretty much MADE ANIMATION IN THE FIRST OLACE

[@FeliX-TobiYahs-C]

It's a *shame*

[@klimmr]

Their salvation seems to be what they're doing with the Disney Afternoon.

[@ZorotheGallade]

This isn't just killing, it's messily butchering. Hacking away with no regard, just wanting to get any amount of meat out of it.

[@DemiTrusdale3]

Putting money toward Disney tv animation was mike Eisner’s thing, he’s not in charge anymore.

[@h193013]

“Ever wonder where Zack and Cody went” Cody went to Riverdale

[@abelcastro4813]

Lol I said that immediately after he said that in the video

[@DrDolan2000]

Good for Dylan. I hope Cole doesn't have to do Riverdale for much longer

[@georgew1466]

A fate worse than death

[@gauravagochiya4218]

And Dylan was forced to be in the After movie franchise. I’m sorry, Dylan.

[@DrDolan2000]

​@@gauravagochiya4218 I think he made the most of it. He's the best part of the After movies he's in!

[@kaldur11]

Apparently this was the lowest rated Disney Channel original movie...IN THE LAST DECADE 😬

[@scottylewis8124]

Ouch.

[@theartistswings9810]

And of course they're gonna blame Kim for not being "relevent" anymore

[@scottylewis8124]

@@theartistswings9810 OMG, this fanbase is getting so stupid,it hurts!

[@theartistswings9810]

@@scottylewis8124 I'm sorry what?

[@scottylewis8124]

@@theartistswings9810 I mean the people who are still obsessed with the 2000s.

[@FilmflickerCinema]

Y'know, Malcolm is really good as the sleazy producer, I hope he gets legit acting jobs in film soon.

[@mbrsart]

That cartwheel sequence to pick up Athena's homework made me go into dry heaves

[@microwavedchicken4274]

This could also be called: Disney's fetish of grappling hooks the video

[@nathanjereb9944]

Grappling hook: *exists* Disney: *NUT*

[@calebsandorf]

The kid who plays Ron actually has a voice like that... I know it’s weird but that’s probably why 😂

[@jasonmillsom2981]

Yep critic has not seen the Goldberg's

[@sethhowell3067]

Well I’m sure he got the same treatment as Mr Doug Funny here

[@DaneTheDane]

"They're not making a Gravity Falls movie, are they?" DO *NOT* GIVE THEM IDEAS, DOUG!!!

[@bigmacsama]

Too late, he just did

[@JAMESk3gs]

NO GOD PLEASE NO

[@CAPappy]

As long as it’s made by the same team who made the original and Disney doesn’t step in to make edits It would be fine

[@Flamehedgehog]

As long as it animated and made mostly by the original creators of the show if it becomes a live action movies though God help us all.

[@vocaberri]

@@bigmacsama PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING, I BEG OF YOU

[@nintendohandheld9556]

Her crying after being saved has to be a joke, right? WOW, that's no joke.