The Princess Diaries 2 - Nostalgia Critic

[@caradanellemcclintock8178]

Funny thing is men do have to be married before becoming king it has nothing to do with sexism its really only to ensure that there will be a successor to the throne so it doesn't end up in the hands of your second cousin three times removed who just so happens to be a bond villain

[@melodramaticdragon5826]

Yeah, anyone who knows anything about Britain's royal history know that shit gets fucked up real fast when you don't have a clear line of succession. Although that does make one wonder about gay kings and queens....

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@melodramaticdragon5826 Indeed. The War of Spanish Succession and War of Austrian Succession are proof.

[@tnecniw]

@@melodramaticdragon5826 Gay kings and / or queens often basically have to bite it and do it. I mean nowadays could probably a king just give a sperm sample, and get a "true heir" like that and have a "non sexual" wife and maybe have a male lover on the side or something like that... But Yeah, generally they either don't become kings / queens or just have to bite together and do it.

[@emberalexander7444]

​@@melodramaticdragon5826 tbh most of the straight kings and queens wouldn't have necessarily been attracted to the people they were arranged to marry either, when arranged marriages were actually necessary for diplomacy they didn't start a bunch of melodrama about marrying for love, they just married who they were told to, whether there was attraction or not, and banged whoever the fuck they wanted, straight or gay, on the side because they're royalty.

[@melodramaticdragon5826]

@@emberalexander7444 Riiight and then they had lovers on the side.

[@therezz2290]

That "aim to please" joke was genuinely clever. Great job guys, you've earned a sub!

[@talynhastime9343]

It's got Julie Andrews in it, therefore it's automatically bumped up from "terrible" to "mediocre".

[@blueskiesandstarrynights]

Yup. She always makes things better

[@Jattel_2006]

Flipping- Flerken you have seen this movie

[@andreamajoros7669]

He could work with Julie Andrews which is AWESOME. His biggest shame was the film Au-pair.

[@thehollywoodpessimist]

Nope

[@gradygal81]

Julie Andrews is our queen, not queen of whatever kingdom was in this movie

[@bernielopez7429]

This is my 2nd favorite Malcolm role after Bill

[@katiek2615]

Picnic Basket Sam mmmmhmmm

[@diatrigger6636]

Mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@liplaygames5591]

The devil is also good there are no really bad characters in the critics arsenal

[@howdypardner6278]

Everyone loves Bill

[@glorioustigereye]

What about him playing the devil

[@samreddig8819]

R.I.P Stan Lee And his cameos

[@Jattel_2006]

Sam Reddig yep

[@MegaSoulHero]

I can't believe Stan Lee made a cameo in this movie

[@thejedisonic67]

Stan Lee will cameo in anything at this point

[@DarthRushy]

His superhero name is Cameo.

[@dnmstarsi]

Totally ruins the possible continuity of Idris Elba recruiting Ghost Rider for the Avengers.

[@sonerec725]

+dnmstarsi I want nick cage in a avengers movie soooo bad

[@sonerec725]

+dnmstarsi I want nick cage in a avengers movie soooo bad

[@TheGodshatter]

R.I.P stan-Lee -2018- You'll be missed. But, we'll always remember you in... ...princess diaries "sigh" 2.

[@jessica23claire]

"And now for the royal stunt double!" Actually it really is Julie Andrews. How cool is that?

[@RavynMad121]

ikr? I wonder if the mattress surfing thing was actually her idea.

[@ManuelsLaureano]

not another theatre trash channel I agree

[@markborishnikoff5485]

Idk why you'd need a stunt double for that

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

The movie's bad, but that's completely understandable.

[@julieporter7805]

Hey if Dick Van Dyke can dance in their '90's Julie Andrews can mattress surf and the song was put in because Julie Andrews had recovered from throat surgery and was confident enough to sing again not like she did before but still able to do it. It was actually an emotional moment for her and the rest of the cast.

[@MaCabaret]

Princess Diaries is in the MCU confirmed

[@casualcyberguy1314]

Cabaret Macabre NOOOOOOOO

[@ARWENPUPPY]

Imagine her in Infinity Wars....

[@furioussherman7265]

Your proof?

[@StephanieDev]

Mia dies in infinity war

[@rileynybeck3024]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@Wertsir]

Parliament meeting at the queens house isn't _that_ weird. The British parliament meets at the Palace of Westminster, which is, in fact, a royal residence owned by the queen.

[@gothnerd887]

Is the Palace of Westminster in the north or the south of England?

[@safakhan2427]

Goth Nerd south

[@LadyOnikara]

Probably would have less people wanting to blow up parliament if they have it at the Queen's residence. Yes, looking at you, Guy Fawkes and your friend V.

[@janealber1436]

Challenges awareness book one

[@janealber1436]

Love this move

[@NJGuy1973]

In the middle of her wedding, Princess Mia abolishes the "heir-to-throne-must-get-married" rule. Somewhere, Prince Charles is asking himself, "Why didn't I think of that?"

[@RavynMad121]

Perhaps because Prince Charles isn't the actual ruler of Britain.

[@vainpiers]

I don't know what that means?

[@mrrunodan8119]

The villain must feel fooled by this

[@-deadmanmystery-6124]

​@@RavynMad121 Aged like milk

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

@@RavynMad121 yes he is

[@VGAfanatic]

Honestly, I think "It wasn't her, it was a ghost! Oooooooo..." is so stupid and bad that it's actually kinda funny.

[@RavynMad121]

I think it is a blatant remark to the fact that this movie is not supposed to be taken seriously. The whole movie is like a bunch of friends making a dumb movie together just for the fun of it, and getting your super cool grandma to co-star in it.

[@anonymouspenname4929]

Me too and that pot banging was the funniest thing in the world to me as a child.

[@MegaKaitouKID1412]

I laughed at both that and the pot joke. Not the pot joke itself but the Queen's reaction to it, but "it wasn't her, it was a ghost" was genuinely such a non-smooth recovery on the maid's part that it's hilarious that THAT was what she came up with rather than LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. hahahahah.

[@alim.9801]

I agree lol it swung too far in the "bad" direction it came all the way back around to be funny again, even if it's funny in a different way than they probably intended

[@erainmartinez8175]

Stan Lee R.I.P facts the future that's Disney owns Marvel now

[@DareToBeDeviant]

"I like all these men wearing helmets." ............ ............ ............ What the hell is that about?! One of, if not _the_ best, reactions to a scene in a movie review.

[@CelsoARRibeiro]

It's just frivolous women being frivolous women... It's the same s saying: "That smoke coming out of our giant factory sure is ugly. Let's order them to throw some pink chemicals into the exhaustor so we have prettier smoke!"

[@KrypticStudiosCorp]

"I can't believe they made a video game of The Purge" "Actually that's Grand Theft Auto..." FUCKING NAILED IT :D

[@ottcrase8553]

Cool dinosaur robots amazing awesome just yes I have a smile

[@asrielgaming57]

6

[@JamesLandon]

"I have definitely underestimated the perks of dating a psychopath."

[@JohnnyElRed]

A princess of a european monarchy, that adds no real political direction to the country, and it's only there for social events, taking pictures with orphans and other important figures, and to spend ludicrously huge amounts of money. Maybe not other thing, but this movie depicted very effectively the job of 21st century royal families.

[@lokijotunborn1920]

Who are over glorified mascots.

[@lexalina132]

Sounds about right

[@weldin]

The royal families, specifically the one of the UK makes shit loads of money for the country (not to mention creates a sense of national unity). Check out the CGP Grey video called "The True Cost of the Royal Family Explained".

[@markborishnikoff5485]

I feel like that's most governments in one way or another.

[@MegaKaitouKID1412]

That's true... but The Princess Diaries seem to indicate that the Queen has a more active role in their country's government than that... I could be wrong, though.

[@komori88]

"remember kids if you constantly bicker , manipulate lie and insult one another its not a dysfunctional relation ship its love" (sad laugh) that mentality explains why so many series have this and the reason people eat it up anyway hell i've seen abuse added to mix (female on male) and it portrayed as comedy ...what the fuck humanity? also frakking sailor moon is a stronger more respectable female protagonist then whats-her-face-forget-the-name >_>

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Like Leonard and Penny form Big Bang Theory there relationship is very toxic

[@bunnywithakeyboard7628]

Anime has much, much, much better female characters pretty much all around compared to Western media. Sad but true.

[@diegobareno5820]

*Thing that could've brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!!*

[@BreadHart]

@Michael Conticchio The Wedding Singer

[@TheAdrift]

When John Rhys-Davies says “someone like me,” he looks so disappointed at having to say that line. It’s like he’s thinking “where did my life go so wrong?”

[@tristanhartup4936]

From Indiana Jones to Lord Of The Rings to this...

[@mrcritical6751]

He’s internally thinking “maybe I should’ve agreed to doing more seasons of Sliders”

[@andreamajoros7669]

He could work with Dame Julie Andrews. It is still awesome

[@bunnywithakeyboard7628]

If Dial of Destiny is as bad as I expect, this won’t be the worst movie he’s ever been in.

[@themetalmeltdownofficial]

Weird to see Catwoman and Steve Trevor kissing...

[@gageperuti5519]

Metal Meltdown Reviews Hah!

[@Oliviagarry69420]

Metal Meltdown Reviews batman and wonder women in the background flipping them off for cheating on them

[@motodog242]

@@Oliviagarry69420 Wonder Woman came out in 2017, this review came out in 2016, NC is good, but he's not a time traveler.

[@TokuBoyStudios]

If you think this movie panders towards little girls, clearly you haven't seen Sharpy's Fabulous Adventure

[@lokijotunborn1920]

no thanks

[@moiramargeret5047]

A classic.

[@howdypardner6278]

Aka the best movie in existence

[@Screamingurchin]

Toku Nation any movie with “fabulous” in the title is guaranteed to be a kiddy film

[@jacobraphael3995]

*watches trailer* OH DEAR GOD, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[@Tennantgirl15]

'Needless to say I've met Chris Pine and he made me wet.' XD

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Tennantgirl15 Ha, nice.

[@jarrodedson5441]

Tennantgirl15 Who

[@ellie8574]

18:31

[@DigiRangerScott]

WELCOME BACK TO KZbin, REVIEW PREVIOUSLY COPYRIGHT CLAIMED ON THE LEAGUE OF SUPERCRITICS!

[@samharradence5689]

+shadowlinkbds It can't. This is technically a company.

[@DigiRangerScott]

+ThatGuyWhoPlaysGTAV Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer was at a really good pace before being stuck at 800,000+ after less than 2 months

[@ChannelAwesome]

Any old NC going up has to be cleared. This one was cleared a week ago. So any old one going up will stay up.

[@datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559]

#WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU #WTFU

[@Jarvolo27]

Glad to hear that. This is by far one of my favorite reviews!

[@nyancat2221]

Which is funny considering even if he did marry her that wouldn’t automatically make him king. A common misconception. He’d still be a prince and have little power compared to her, but I guess the author of the book and director of the movie didn’t think to research that.

[@TheFidchelle]

This plotline doesn't exist in the book, and I know this is 10 months after your comment but I needed to clean Meg Cabot's name because the books are actually really good !

[@hodanabdullahi4241]

Well I think if they have to get married to become king or queen then the whole get married then become king/queen

[@emusaurus]

They touched on this in the film. Mabrey said: "I put in the work to make you a king, not to have you marry a queen."

[@Speems]

I love how suddenly Malcom appears in the couch when they yell “WHEN YOU START TEACHING IT!”. He even does the “God!” thing!

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

I love that to!

[@HAL-st4ll]

I would have found it funnier if it was just "When you start teaching it!" And then a quick Cut away. The "God!" drew to much attention to it and kind of made it work less

[@Hannahdabeast]

What's funny is the Mia Thermopolis in the books was a brash, loud-mouthed political activist. She was a vegan, she wore combat boots, like she had a clear, undeniable character. She was not pretty, she did not have men drooling all over her, and she cared very deeply and very passionately about being a good leader. In fact, that was what made her NOT want to be a leader in the first place. But once she comes to terms with it, she really embraces the idea. It's so, so, so sad that Meg Cabot's character, who was a CHARACTER, with both likeable and unlikeable personality traits, was reduced to... to.... this.

[@captained1326]

2fast 2furious Mia's character sometimes annoyed me but I cannot deny the fact that these books helped me understand what taking responsibilities and growing up meant when I was 10/11. She was quite different form the character I usually saw and I'm also very sad of what they did of her

[@pamroberts9189]

She inspired me to be vegetarian and care about the environment, she's a good role model, she works hard at algebra even though she's not good at it.

[@madampluto3092]

Not my favourite character, but I have to admit that book-Mia was both well-written and interesting.

[@WithADashOfPazazz]

2fast 2furious actually mia was vegetarian, even ate meat in the ninth book and WAS pretty, which was why lilly was so mad with her makeover in the first place. also she DID have guys droolig over her e.g. kenny and j.p. lol did we read the same books. anne's potrayal in the films were pretty okay i think. and i also loved how the books actually referenced the first film in the fourth book

[@jostockton.]

What? Mia was shy, socially awkward, rarely stood up for herself, was "secretly pretty all along", had 2 guys have a crush on her (one went kinda crazy over it), gushed over cute boys. Nothing wrong with any of that.

[@link6891]

They should have a third movie to round off the trilogy where the people witness the pointless opulence of the royale family and revolt in a horrendously brutal and violent Genovian Revolution backed by the US to create a Democracy, but instead backfires and ends with a Peoples Republic of Genovia with the former princess and he rlover being the only ones to survive the ensuing massacre. They then work hard to escape the country and live out their lives in Great Britain, keeping a low profile and living a modest hardworking life.

[@TheKeyser94]

Yeah, like that would result in something good like in the past, all the U. S. back down "revolutions" always resulted in even worse regimes, because the U. S. were always fond of the puppet dictatorships, known your history before posting bullshit in internet.

[@TheKeyser94]

Link I known what The People Republic mean, but you sound that you were worshipping the idea of an intervention of the U. S., like they were saint and saviours.

[@link6891]

TheKeyser94 Its a satire on that exact idea

[@goodjobeli]

Rated R

[@RavynMad121]

That's a lie, it's not rated. But who cares? I'm going to have a kitten soon!

[@lShishkaBerryl]

I watch this channel and Cinema Sins as a way to watch bad movies without actually watching them, you really see all you need of a crap movie in 15-20 minutes. My god, this one sucked. So. Hard.

[@burcolclone8322]

Same

[@mr_moviegoer4231]

Yeah, it's an effective method as you don't have to spend any money on the movie either!

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

The same reason I watch AVGN. Will I ever have all those consoles he has? Will I ever play these games? The answer to both questions is negative.

[@WTK55]

Same... But unfortunately... I have seen this movie... in full... *sobs*

[@mr_moviegoer4231]

+Razh 80 I know, it shows just how much talent the actors and the people behind the scenes actually have!

[@bluenimbus9707]

"I believe I will be a great queen. I love Genovia. You think I would be up here in a wedding dress if I didn't?" You wouldn't even marry for the betterment of your country.

[@Headpfones]

Blue Nimbus but how would you know it would be for the countries betterment? What if the arranged partner drags the country down but you can’t divorce him because that would ruin the alliance?

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@Headpfones The getting married to rule clause is there to provide an heir and prevent a succession crisis

[@Headpfones]

Bobby Lawson that’s a good point to

[@overlydramaticpanda]

Except that's never even remotely stated to be the case in the movie and has rarely even been a ruling in real life monarchies. There are dozens of examples of unwed monarchs ascending the throne throughout history and plenty who died childless. In terms of the movie, it's all but outright stated it's just an outdated sexist double standard with no real purpose behind it.

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

What critic said about the film pretending to be moralistic and inspiring for the youth when all it really wants is your money and attention is a perfect analysis of the pandering Disney Channel teenybopper fluff you see a lot.

[@RavynMad121]

I don't really see how this movie was supposed to be moralistic or inspiring. I've only ever seen it as a silly bit of fun. All the actors and actresses seemed to be having a fun time while making this, and it comes off as being one of those silly movies that people enjoy simply because it makes them smile. I don't think it was supposed to be anything important, more like an excuse to get the cast back together, tie up the loose end about the Queen and her bodyguard, and get the chance to mattress surf while also singing karaoke.

[@lukelichtenthal5407]

Welcome to the Metaverse Just like how I feel about the upcoming Lps series.

[@lukelichtenthal5407]

Chexpet He still makes a good point though.

[@Niobesnuppa]

It's also kind of funny how Disney channel films often have a message about being an individual when pretty much all Disney channel stars have the exact same clothing style and hairstyle. All the guys have the same side-parting bowl cut, and all the girls have the same medium-length wavy hair.

[@lukelichtenthal5407]

Welcome to the Metaverse Basically the MLP movie in a nutshell. And just to be clear yes I mean the new one, not the one from 1986 though I’m sure that was just as bad.

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

5:15 my favorite joke from this review "A queen is never late, everyone else is just early." (Gandalf & Frodo laugh)

[@RADIXCHRISTUSMOLE]

23:15 At this point, Julie Andrews was probably saying to herself, “I think I need a good stiff drink right now.”

[@xZippy]

Those fake accents are depressing the shit out of me.

[@claytonharbaugh308]

“We’re trading one feminine stereotype for another feminine stereotype” Modern children’s media in a nutshell.

[@daelen.cclark]

Perfectly summed up.

[@PinkGoldAbby]

Except every female is either a feminist, an emo, or dumb.

[@lukeo.1863]

Right, that's because girls will ever be happy with how they see females portrayed on television.

[@MahouShoujo-Studios]

@@lukeo.1863 rightfully so. They either over or under-do it in films.

[@lukeo.1863]

@@MahouShoujo-Studios You've proven my point. It's only one stereotype or the other, apparently, and you're never satisfied.

[@bradypostma3708]

1:30 - "I aim to please." lol, that is such a great/terrible pun!

[@galaxygal1210]

19:15 did he just say "fucking orphans"?

[@Jameshatford1966]

I heard the same.

[@MadMagicianGaming]

same. I heard it too

[@matthewduffy1786]

The one halfway entertaining line in this movie.

[@theultimoknight1725]

I thought that too but he actually said hugging

[@eightieserin]

A family picture!

[@alexanderklepp]

22:38-22:48 I loved Tamara's Dora bit. That was really funny.

[@daelen.cclark]

That’d be awesome in that Dora live action movie.

[@6twister428]

Goodbye Stan Lee. You will be missed you groundbreaking legend.

[@airachica]

11:32 Wanna know something else that's wrong with this scene? Denmark has an actual royal family... why not choose his name to represent Denmark? I get that maybe they weren't allowed to do that, but couldn't they have at least, you know, given this fictional Danish prince a Danish name instead of, you know, a SWEDISH one? x'D

[@ConnorLockhartYGO]

Boy, this film is dated, especially considering that Prince William is now married. For realsies. Also, don't worry, Hector Elizondo. You'll be in Last Man Standing and the LEGO Batman Movie soon enough.

[@kitkat1954]

Plus the fact he was already dating Catherine when the film was released

[@kazumafellblood9458]

the sarcasm on his face during the entire opening is hilarious. 😂

[@TheVGC]

As a teenage boy I actually liked these movies. Maybe it was because of a celeb crush, or I legitimate laughed at how dumb it was.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

The VGC Sometimes, we don't even understand ourselves, man.

[@alexandrajackson7386]

The books were decent though. Of course they were nothing like the movies.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Alexandra jackson Yeah. The queen is more likable in the movies. The first film is harmless.

[@commissarbucket]

The VGC I still do. It's ironic enjoyment

[@noneya7910]

Alexandra jackson I loved the books. They were hilarious and relatable since Mia seems more self-deprecating in them

[@brandonjones5879]

Outside of the Devil and Bill, Benny is my favorite Malcolm character. He completely makes this episode

[@UltramanTiga96]

28:14 So that's how Elsa from Frozen learned to hold the two important items in coordination day.

[@UltramanTiga96]

I mean coronation day.

[@LadyOnikara]

I still think she should've been able to wear those gloves. Especially if they are the only thing controlling her powers. Do they force a paraplegic royal to stand up for coronation?

[@bunnywithakeyboard7628]

@@LadyOnikara I don’t think most people knew why Elsa had to wear gloves, whereas people would understand why the guy in the example can’t stand up.

[@mary-bethscott3065]

"There's nothing too small I can't cameo" - Stan Lee

[@BB7Animations]

Last time I was this Britain, EU was still early

[@GarglingBlals]

What???

[@SomeGuy71700]

Saaame

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

23:49 sums up my thoughts on this comment quite nicely.

[@SchoolRumble4ever22]

+Annoying Nerd ....he switched around the popular joke that has been floating around KZbin since Brexit....

[@BB7Animations]

Brandon Roberts Were you that guy that replied to me in that Caddicarus Little Stuart video?

[@didsain]

"Let's go watch Expendables 3 while reading Jane Austin!!" ~ Best line ever.

[@OmniTerror]

So.........Princess Diaries are now part of MArvel Cinematic Universe????

[@legoking6165]

Nope.

[@arielfangirlmendez]

This was before captain marvel started

[@Glace_cakes]

i grew up with this movie, and oddly enough i loved this movie more than the first one. I know it's bad but i love it anyway

[@billcipher3946]

Gwen I respect your opinion but this movie made me bored 😐

[@theforgottenprincess3231]

Gwen Yeah me too! XD

[@shelbyjack1917]

What did you love about it if you don’t mind?

[@esotericexplorersmartinez493]

Me too!

[@angelalbano4234]

This is the problem with books being turned into movies, everyone has their own idea of how things happened and their own idea of what the characters look like. It doesn't matter how well these things are described in the books, everyone will always have their own view of how things should be and they'll have their own expectations of how it should be if it were turned into a movie. When I read a book, I know for me at least, it's like a movie playing in my head, I picture how I see things and my mind takes it from there. But when a book is made into a movie, everyone is expecting their own version of the book and how they imagined it to be. Not everyone will have the same image and going to see a movie that's based off of a book, you have to go in understanding that the creator made the movie based on how he interpreted the book. Point is, it's going to be different for everyone.

[@cerisejaxel9636]

To be fair, often events and characters that were memorable in the books are cut or added in movies.

[@ginogatash4030]

though sometimes an adaptation are just shitty movies on their own. *THE HOBBIT* or the book was already bad. *READY PLAYER ONE* or they simply didn't care about adapting nor even try to do their own thing. you get the idea...

[@TheFaeQueen]

The best thing about Princess Diaries 2 is that, through the books, Meg Cabot was able to openly criticise how little sense it made.

[@alondraperez-ramirez8363]

Ironically the TV made, much cheaper budgeted film 'Princess Protection Program' was much more in tune with what a Royal should be. Even in the fake part about 'Homecoming Queen' it has the teacher explain how the candidates must be exemplary girls that contribute to the community. Any chance for a review on that film?

[@avatar11792]

...by the Gods, it all makes sense now! *begins frantically writing Star Trek? Princess Diaries fanfiction*

[@gothnerd887]

Please can I have the link to it when your finished?

[@stannisbaratheon286]

I would love this movie if at the wedding the villain said "The Lannisters send their regards."

[@ph89787]

Stannis Baratheon Oh it would have made things so much better.

[@DrDolan2000]

And no doubt ending the movie in a massacre where he kills every worthless soul in the room. Watering the ground with the blood of royals and innocent civilians

[@t6_gaming795]

The banging of the pots will forever haunt my nightmares.

[@daftoptimist]

The reason the first movie worked so well for a lot of us was that it was RELATABLE while still being comedic. As teenage girls, we found it compelling. Maybe none of us ever became princesses in an incredible twist of fate, but we all went through feeling left out, having conflicts with our friends and families as our lives changed, feeling like we didn’t fit in, wanting to change things for the better and not knowing how. And even as adults we still love it because we may not be teenage girls anymore, but we remember how all of that felt. All of that just goes right out the window in this movie. No teenage girl could relate to this movie or any of the relationships in it and that’s sad.

[@mediadetective1425]

27:25 one of the best Red Wedding jokes ever. Laughed so hard when I first heard that.

[@Mariokemon]

where's the joke

[@ooohheldenring9770]

@@Mariokemon a secret romance that is secret to nobody

[@Meta13099]

Not to mention the fact what kingdom crowns a new leader when the previous one is alive and well

[@motodog242]

Genovia's a weird place, you can abolish laws when you aren't the ruling head, and can retire from being the ruling head to live the rest of your life with your newly wedded spouse.

[@thirsa9013]

The Netherlands did it.

[@goonerOZZ]

Japan too

[@ZadnoleyaEdits]

Royals abdicate all the time tf?

[@handsomebrick]

@@ZadnoleyaEdits But can they be thrown out?

[@jesseableton2633]

23:14 I don't think Julie Andrews was acting when she witnessed that...

[@alexandriamiles2730]

whats sad is when I was little, the part where she was shone all the jewelry and when they had the royal slumber party , were the two main parts of the movie I wanted to see. XD

[@sabrynamclean6934]

she graduated college, not high school. she's 21 and her mom is pregnant, which you see in the beginning.

[@Jazzypants2007]

Did she go to Community college? You don't graduate at 18 and finish university at 21 unless you are RIDICULOUSLY hard working. And considering what we've seen of Mia's life up to that point, I doubt she busted ass to finish in 2 1/2 -3 years.

[@sapfire1013]

Jazzypants2007 It’s not common but it is possible. It all depends if her Highschool allowed college credits or the amount of requirements for her major.

[@tessajalloh3914]

Don't think i didn't notice that ps3 controlller wasn't synced! Got to bring the important issues up!

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

@Arjun and Arnav Menon Even I knew that.

[@mickeymouse12678]

@Arjun and Arnav Menon What? Malcolm and Doug were fighting over a PS3 controller. PS3 controllers have four small lights on the top. PS4 has one large one.

[@9Godslayer]

A video game of The Purge actually sounds like something of a good idea.

[@neomcdoom]

A one day long videogame

[@Harperlarp]

Did you ever play the shitty State of Emergency that came out in the early PS2 days? It'd probably be like that.

[@williamcrockette779]

+Harperlarp You just reminded of a bad experience i had back in the early 2000's when I just a little kid.I was tried to look up the website on the internet and while it trying to connect it made a loud beeping noise that scared back to bed and that was back when you needed dial-up to connect to the internet,but I thought that the game was fun because it brings back wonderful childhood memories.

[@Harperlarp]

William Crockette I'm glad I helped you relive some cool times.

[@tristanhartup4936]

It has already been done, it's called GTA

[@JustSoji]

20:38 In defense of Vanilla Ice 1) it was the 90s 2)his song was actually catchy 3) it had better context

[@daelen.cclark]

I kinda like both that and this. (I’m a weirdo.)

[@edenmckinley3472]

Actually, the Barbie Princess & the Pauper movie teaches you more about being royalty than this movie does. Thinking back, that movie was one of the best in my childhood, because it was a fun, well written story that had interesting female characters and a good message. That was before the time when barbie movies were nothing but pink rainbow barf. That movie was so much better than this one in every way, and the songs were phenomenal.

[@RJ-te6sm]

Last time I was this EU, early was still in the Britian

[@GarglingBlals]

What is that meant to mean?

[@RJ-te6sm]

Just being stupid, no meaning/originality intended

[@GarglingBlals]

+Annoying Nerd I know my country is no longer part of the EU, but what???

[@GarglingBlals]

+ThatZennyBee ok

[@RJ-te6sm]

+Annoying Nerd people were saying "last time I was this early Britain was still in the EU" I just switched the word order

[@madelinekilburn9510]

I am so glad someone disliked this movie as much as I did. It crushed my little 8 year old heart seeing this shitpile back in the day and it bastardized the actually good (!) source material that were the witty Princess Diaries books. Garry Marshall couldn't direct his way out of a cardboard box.

[@DarkLordLinkOfficial]

My mom got this from the library when I was a kid because she thought it was the Princess Bride

[@ilikecookies9796]

Oh My god! I feel so sorry for You!

[@ooohheldenring9770]

Jesus Christ, I mean the princess part of the title she got right, but everything else is way off

[@Double-R-Nothing]

You poor poor bastard.

[@gradygal81]

Off topic: Princess bride is one of the best movies ever hehe

[@thepie193]

Now for the sequel, The Princess Diaries: a nation divided.

[@howdypardner6278]

_The Princess Diaries 4: The Royal Miscarriage_

[@thekernel69]

@@howdypardner6278 The Princess Diaries 5 The Royal Divorce

[@howdypardner6278]

Princess Diaries 6: Holy Shit, she's in Jail

[@thekernel69]

@@howdypardner6278 The princess Diaries 7: The Royal killing

[@onon2549]

Princess diaries 8 holy fucking shit I'm about to be decapitated on live TV

[@klimmr]

13:21 That better not be a slam against the Muppet Babies. Y'know Stan Lee made a cameo in that show, too!

[@daelen.cclark]

Really? That’s true?

[@maxwelsh6121]

18:30 "obviously I met Chris Pine; and he made me wet" still not the best comic timing but that's the first time she's made me laugh, pretty good one

[@tarabletv]

I still ship HyperCritic

[@motodog242]

I like HyperBoner more.

[@corybarnes3285]

"I have definitely underestimated the perks of dating a psychopath" ... Greatest quote of my life

[@daddyespressodepresso2207]

I definitely wouldn't care if Tamara kidnapped me and forced me love her at gunpoint.

[@howdypardner6278]

It wouldn't be forced, would it?

[@rosegarden9363]

25:20. RIP Stan Lee

[@tonystyles4040]

Nostalgia critic is the realest youtuber out here teaching us how to be better people and shit damn he's amazing

[@neomcdoom]

Uh... Yeah...

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Tony Styles He tells it like it is, man.

[@misseli1]

09:24 I mean you could argue that most Disney Princesses find a "boyfriend" within 2 or 3 days, but most Disney Princess movies don't even end in a wedding scene

[@PerovNigma]

"I have definitely underestimated the perks of dating a psychopath." XD - One of the Nostalgia Critic's best lines.

[@ericking7608]

Santa Christ vs rob Nostalgic critic vs Doug Benny vs Malcom Hyper fan girl vs Tamara If I got the names wrong someone tell me

[@daelen.cclark]

Nope, right on the money!

[@recjr7685]

I love how in the beginning Doug is scared of Malcolm and by the end they're bros.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

31:40 this speech says what I don’t like about modern Disney, and why I love Doug and his friends the do something different and try to not only make us laugh, but also try to make us think so we can better understand the difference between good and bad art.

[@FemaleAnimeMaster]

Fuck it. I'm turning on AdBlock again until KZbin can stop shoving 5 minute-long un skippable ads down my throat!

[@thrainosaren5925]

Meanwhile a 12 second video has a skip button

[@elgatochurro]

theres no such thing, stop lying to yourself

[@ipicy909]

+Thrain O'saren yeah

[@Harperlarp]

"5 minute-long un skippable ads" Wow, I've never seen one of those in all my years on youtube. That must suck. Doesn't reloading the page force an ad skip though?

[@ipicy909]

Harperlarp It can be the same add all the time it can sometimes be unskipabble.

[@zandershepherd4746]

OK, I'm sorry, but I can't deny it. I find those maid girls legitimately funny. They are so awkward and ridiculous, I can't help but crack up at them.

[@gradygal81]

NOOO YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR DISNEY’S DESPERATE WRITING jk I’m glad you actually enjoy them lol

[@arthas640]

I constantly get Princess Diaries and The Princess Bride mixed up. i dont know why.

[@MetalSonicReject]

*Princess* Dairies *Princess* Bride Gee, I WONDER why...? 🤔

[@ShyGuy83]

That's ok, I often confuse The Last Starfighter with Flight of the Navigator.

[@michealwatts7469]

Did Chris Pine even ask? I mean what the hell, he force kissed her. Grounds for Sexual Assault especially when she said "get away from me". The hell.

[@lokijotunborn1920]

its Disney. Interpret that however you want

[@aquamarina5216]

So? He didn't do anything illegal it was JUST a kiss, and he didn't force her, she could break away the kiss at any given moment, but she didn't. Plus this is a MOVIE- FICTION ever heard about something like that? Also, men asking for permission to kiss women are disgusting mood killers, something like that is completely NOT romantic.

[@marley7868]

yes you are right but I'm pretty sure this line was a joke

[@moiramargeret5047]

AquaMarina ah yes asking for consent before kissing a person? How disgusting and unromantic.

[@marley7868]

yeah it can be a mood killer showing a huge lack of social skills or confidence depending on body language and n a movie he'd prolly just come of as a dork

[@knightofoctober]

Honestly, given how royalty usually works, the two of them should've just got pushed into marrying eachother in the beginning. Problem solved.

[@Conman9310]

I'D SHIP NOSTALGIA CRITIC X HYPER FANGIRL

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

I prefer Nostalgia Critic and Benny

[@CeltycSparrow]

So would their ship name be Hyper Critic or Nostalgia Fangirl?

[@tristanhartup4936]

I like "Hyper Critic"

[@gageperuti5519]

Conman Epicness Sorry, no such luck. In the review of Chipwrecked, she marries Devil Boner.

[@daelen.cclark]

Gage Peruti Hyper-boner all the way!

[@jabuchananable]

So Chris Pine can put on his resume that he has scored with both Catwoman and Wonder Woman

[@bunnywithakeyboard7628]

That wasn’t actually Chris Pine’s character that got with Wonder Woman. It was Handsome Man according to the credits, and he never gave consent.

[@tylerdowis7278]

I am groot

[@Ryowhosakazaki]

Rest in peace Stan Lee.

[@missemeriin]

I love episodes like this that make Hyper both pitiful ("I've never been happier in my whole life" aw) and really scary (y'know, kidnapping someone). Tamara's an amazing actress.

[@samuelito3931]

I ship Doug and Malcolm so hard.

[@TheMadwomen]

Uh...?

[@Kirklord2]

Doug is already married

[@mr_moviegoer4231]

+Kirklord2 is he?

[@mariathompson5104]

+Kirklord2 to who?

[@user-nx9qh1po1n]

+Maria Thompson The woman at the start

[@Gcannoli1837]

Fun fact, the line "let them eat cake" was actually never said and was just propaganda by the french revolutionaries

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

take pride in the fact that there not singing like in "mama Mia"

[@Gr8ApeNappa]

Fun fact: The little girl being teased at the parade was Abigail Breslin.

[@cheneethompson5756]

And her brother, Spencer, was prince Jacques in this film

[@michaelgriswold5663]

This is such a guilty pleasure for me. It's so stupid, I actually enjoy it. It may be bad, but it's growing up with it but still loving it bad. That kind thing. I do accept your critiques, because I would be the fool not to see how bad it is.

[@sethjones5250]

sparkle sparkle sparkle!

[@3fatkid]

FUCK YEAH, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!

[@00WhiteBlade]

aw fuck dawg, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE IS the sheeet!!

[@jaernihiltheus7817]

Sparkle sparkle sparkle all over that shit!

[@rebekahsmith326]

Fuck yeah! Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

Sparkle the fuck outta everything!!!

[@RosiandJas0431]

The last time I came this early, my wife left me

[@BionicleGio22210]

Giggity

[@waffleson45]

and you had a child out of wedlock!

[@mylestoby2]

are you sure it's not cus of that atrocious hair cut. 😏

[@afonsolucas2219]

Oh! Thwat iswe Swo 2015!

[@RosiandJas0431]

+mylestoby2 yeah maybe lol

[@oliverpony]

R.I.P Stan Lee you ware the only good thing in this movie

[@gothnerd887]

What about Julie Andrews?

[@neilstone3583]

Aren't Mia and that one guy like distant cousins? He has to be related to King Rupert making him related to Mia