Catwoman - Nostalgia Critic

Catwomen unite against the evils of Halle Berry!
Originally aired on 4/2/2013.
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[@benm5970]

Here’s a major thing the makers of this movie should’ve known Catwoman is just an ordinary person who is a thief that dresses in a cat costume, not a woman who’s actually half cat

[@dimentiosservant]

And yet is very... Acrobatic

[@lordmavbmp]

Ben McDonald she did get powers at one point though. , or was that black cat

[@jasontodd8722]

BLACK MOON PACK that’s black cat and her powers where based around luck like domino and wee bit of captain America powers like heightened physical abilities

[@blaisetelfer8499]

And her name is Selena Kyle, not Patience whatever

[@shelliblossom8953]

the one from that weird moive had nine lifes

[@AndrewKnesse1]

Malcom sure does love his job... maybe too much...

[@SkylerMillerTheBronxProject]

You say it.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

I swear I want them all to dance around and sing Sweet Transvestite

[@TheTJWorks]

It takes a man to dress up as a (cat)woman and flaunt it.

[@lionelsteele007]

I'm guessing they couldn't find a good Eartha Kitt in time...

[@edmontonboy99]

I'm in drag baby

[@frankwest8869]

So was Bruce Wayne a guy who worked at a cologne company with an owner that's evil then got burned in lava, followed by a bat breathing on him turning him into a batman?

[@trentnation2833]

Sshhhh that’s the Batman true origin story

[@metalpizzacat]

Hmmmm Maybe you are right,maybe...

[@alexandersmith7061]

Don’t give them any ideas!

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

If I hit my head with a hammer, and huff Propane fumes, then Yes!

[@crazycomicguy5063]

Expect his name is not Bruce Wayne, its Bruty remember?

[@joshpvgvideogamesandanimer5054]

You know you've screwed up a comic book movie when you can't even get the character's secret identity right

[@danielaarroyo1622]

Yeah, it's like in the next spider-man reboot and call him John Johnson

[@thisisafalseaccount105]

Daniel A Arroyo what

[@virginiadare1587]

My DC knowledge is somewhat limited & even I know her name is Selina Kyle!

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Not even her name right. It’s Salina Kyle.

[@thomaspanditfan2435]

michelle jones?

[@planettommy4450]

Fun fact: Halle Berry was there to accept her Razzie for worst actress. You can find the speech online.

[@Jonathanest90s]

Miguel Laspiur The speech is wonderful. It really inspired me so much. lol

[@IbadGrammarX]

halle berry change her ego after catwomen

[@nkbujvytcygvujno6006]

Really, she knows the movie sucks. She’s even got a sense of humor about it. She’d be the first to admit it was terrible. Blame the writers, not her.

[@rockbeauty3439]

@@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 and directors, you can tell she wasn't given good direction.

[@LucyLioness100]

Major credit to Halle for showing up and admitting it was a terrible film

[@aaronf1788]

I think the leather suit that she used at the beginning in the first burglar scene was more attractive than the sad excuse of a costume she used for the majority of the movie.

[@willmckinnon5999]

Is that because it shows boobs that is a complete discrace Michelle phifers costume was way sexier and it didn't even show skin

[@willmckinnon5999]

+Diamond Ultra I'm so sorry I thought you were talking Abiut the other costume sorry

[@wjzav1971]

Yeah, for some reason, the costumes that covered her full body, looked way better than the half-naked costume

[@linnes56]

I agree. The one that was more covering actually looked way sexier.

[@Nojical]

I suppose leaving something to the imagination is more powerful than the real thing...

[@supermariofan03]

Sharon Stone’s evil plan sounds like something a Totally Spies villain would think of.

[@denverarnold6210]

I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was.

[@HangryOnPaws]

And would do it better too

[@alim.9801]

Holy shit you're right 😭

[@noir-214]

Ha good one

[@GageShow29]

Plus the fetish.

[@marvelstuff445]

“The Opposite of what we saw before! The Opposite of what we saw before! The Opposite of what we saw before! Woo!!!!!!!!!!”

[@abhinav1935]

Lol

[@gianinabadami5341]

🙌🙌

[@originalusername9454]

YEAHHH BABYYY!!! THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂

[@asafakiva1619]

Im dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@uncensorer]

Just to think.......THIS was Tamara's FIRST ever appearance on a Nostalgia Critic review, and she would go on to become a regular on the show.

[@motodog242]

Well no... she became a regular starting with The Wicker Man, but yep, this was her first appearance (honestly, doesn't even seem like it, she seems so natural with Rachel and Malcolm).

[@FizzleFX]

So excited! What's my first job!? *dress up in this tight black leather* After that you get them to do anything. I wonder how many turned down this... this... opportunity.

[@monsterhanna6691]

Whoa, that's awesome!

[@bubblegumxo]

No offense to the other crew, but I strongly dislike the reviews where it's Doug and other people. Unless it's James Rolfe, I wish they would stick to their own videos. Solo Doug is the best

[@alphinmesa9945]

@Bubble Gum That's just your opinion

[@gabrielaubry1334]

Actually, Halle Berry would be the first to say this movie sucks. She gladly accepted, in person, the razzie award for worst actress for her role in this movie.

[@tshoemake5945]

At least she's a good sport about it

[@DrDolan2000]

Well, good for her

[@oliviamorales9406]

Her Razzie acceptance was the best thing that came out of this movie

[@alim.9801]

I absolutely love that she did that

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

Malcolm as Eartha Kitt is amazing.

[@jlord5078]

"put your kitty pride into it!" Please tell me that was an X-Men reference!

[@jordandodson6830]

J Lord it is a x men reference

[@jlord5078]

@@jordandodson6830 YAAAAAAAY!

[@bassplayertaylor6983]

I'm surprised that more people didn't notice

[@fireeaglefitnessmartialart935]

I noticed it.

[@sirius_raspberry]

Wasn't Catwoman meant to be named "Selena Kyle" and not "Patience"?

[@themysteriousgamer5117]

Yes, yes she was. Btw love the profile pic.

[@WC3fanatic17]

its not the DC catwomen. there is no DC logo at the start so its not based on the comics

[@themysteriousgamer5117]

Very true, but the public wanted a Catwoman movie because of the Batman movies.

[@sirius_raspberry]

Thanks, but the Catwoman name convention still confuses me.

[@SkyExplosion]

Lol thats like saying this has anything to do with the actual Catwoman..It does not.

[@theghostess3409]

I love how the "How to Train Your Catwoman" book is written by the actor who played Alfred in the first four Batman movies :)

[@CyberLink70]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@starrykailani]

Let's just say Alfred writes Fan-Fics

[@noahblair3020]

You should see his other stuff! Like “the Harley and the ivy”, “brown’s the new yellow”, and my personal favorite “bats and laughs”!

[@abhinav1935]

Lol

[@MrLordNeptune]

@@noahblair3020 "Bats and Laughs?" I thought it was called "My Bat".

[@jonathanlarsson4608]

That catnip scene... What made anybody ever think to have Halle Berry rub her face in catnip was a good idea?

[@luisrosales3430]

That was hot

[@therealfran1149]

@@luisrosales3430 Don’t you fucking dare

[@luisrosales3430]

@@therealfran1149 what?😅😅

[@therealfran1149]

@@luisrosales3430 don’t think such things unironically

[@mutt9779]

At the most i could see her maybe smelling it and getting like a headrush, then maybe she has a friend make a lotion from it? Maybe it gives her better feline smelling abilities too lol nah, just have her awkwardly rub her face in it and act like this is a legit superhero film. Sounds about right.

[@Montesama314]

Wait, she HAD a good cat burglar costume, and chose to wear THAT instead?

[@DrDolan2000]

More like someone from the development team chose that because it's sexy

[@thomaspanditfan2435]

@@DrDolan2000 is it though?

[@DrDolan2000]

+@@thomaspanditfan2435 No. But that's what they thought because they have imbalanced taste

[@wetstinkysocks490]

It was a different time... A dark time in comic book movies 😑 a time when we got that shitty Daredevil movie and it's horrible spin off and blade Trinity and of course spawn lol Edit: oh yeah and Ang Lee's hulk

[@zero-zv4gj]

They should’ve did some telltale batman type of thing

[@imnothere8282]

I hate how that she had powers when the original Catwoman was just a thief who was obsessed with cats.

[@isobelduncan]

There's a short animated film about Catwoman. It's far more faithful to her character in the comics much more enjoyable

[@bradypostma3708]

Isobel Duncan - Link please!

[@zelmori942]

I'm Not Here "Just a theif obsessed with cats" Then why did she become THE catwoman. the woman with the abilities of a cat and one of the best DC characters ever?

[@WOLFxLORD]

ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ_ʏᴍᴢᴇʟʟ Catwoman has about as many cat related powers as Batman has bat related powers.

[@zelmori942]

Insert Name here edit: yes i know i said that wrong i didnt mean literal abilities of a cat i meant it as her abilities are so catlike that its like she has cat abilities i didnt mean literal powers of a cat lol

[@zathandrapus460]

Malcom dressed as catwoman, well now I've seen it all

[@andrewkind2820]

GostyGaming have you seen a man eat his own head

[@garywilson3042]

Andrew Kind lol

[@shelliblossom8953]

my favorite catwomen

[@doginhat13]

@@andrewkind2820 yes

[@lewjones3]

Reminds me of Dave Chappelle when he was talking about them tryna force him into a dress

[@marykcherry]

Oh my goodness Malcolm was absolutely hilarious as Eartha Kitt, and Tamara's response the first time he spoke made me laugh so hard. What a great team!

[@raiyaniqbal1994]

The way the Nostalgia Critic vanishes from the Catwomen so easily and with great stealth could only mean one thing. The Nostalgia Critic is Batman!

[@littlearies3862]

I mean, you never see them in the same room together.

[@roringusanda2837]

Or......🤔 he's another Cat-woman!😮

[@chuckthequail137]

Wielding the *_BAT CREDIT CARD_*

[@ashlinberman4534]

When bruce wayne was dying in a pond a bat came and breathed in his mouth. thus concludes batman.

[@21melpomene]

This comment made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

[@sludgesketch8697]

Ashlin Berman or tony stark who after a plane crash and a robot breathed on him and he became iron man

[@MatheusHenrique-od8di]

Thor after a hurricane but pikachu breathed in him and he became the god of thunder

[@Jlk2000x]

When Bruce Banner was dying a gay steroids using muscle builder breathed in his mouth.

[@MatheusHenrique-od8di]

Torbjorn Lindholm steve rogers was embrecing communism but the ghost of george washington breathred on him and he became captain AMERICA

[@chaotixninja5]

"It's a movie that empowers women!" Yeah, by having the female lead wear something Morrigan and Bayonetta would call absolute trash and make her more aggressive by having a split personality via being revived by cats instead of showing natural character developmet that would make her become stronger overtime. Admit it! THEY JUST DID NOT CARE!!! Edit: For some that might not get it, my point about Bayonetta and Morrigan was even though they wear skimpy outfits, they have standards. Don't get me wrong at all, the two are absoulte bad-asses that would gladly give this movie the finger.

[@jenniferloving9054]

Exactly!

[@Ragan31687]

Well yeah. Which is the point Critic was making: the producers, writers, and director were so out of touch with the original source material that nothing Halle Berry could have done would have saved this shit fiesta

[@bloodybutterflygaming1242]

Man, why you gotta drag my girl Morrigan into this...?

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

How come when people make movies or characters that mare made to empower women, it just takes credibility away from characters that actually are empowering women in different ways? For instance: though Morrigan and Bayonetta look like they wouldn't be too far off in a Strip Club (Bayonetta especially), they actually have a great deal of strength, power and character to them. While characters like Patience Phillips (this Halle Berry atrocity) and Jailbreak just make them either look like they're whiny SJW's or absolutely ridiculous.

[@alexk7880]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 even though bayonetta was designed by a woman. People forget women can get attracted to things just like the opposite sex but want to hide it out of shame until them being sjws make sure to segregate themselves to the point to say they can accept to be open to sexuality and shame others who want in like a secret club and not open to freedom of creation.

[@cyberwhatifs1856]

That moment when he realized he has four beautiful woman in cat suits to be in his review is hilarious 🤣

[@JayGamerShow]

Yes, Eartha Kitt never looked better

[@ItsThatKidGreg]

I think you mean 3 women and Malcolm

[@enigmaticbeing666]

@@JayGamerShow rip Eartha Kitt

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

@@ItsThatKidGreg Also Orlando.

[@AlinaAniretake]

@@ItsThatKidGreg that's transphobic.

[@MataNui.]

Just imagine how little she'd be wearing if they were pushing for an R.

[@p.z.arnott2329]

Now I want to see what an R-rated Catwoman movie with Halle Berry would look like.

[@haillobster7154]

Leather bikini. Oh God, please YEESSS!!!

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Probably a bikini

[@LadyOnikara]

They were very close.

[@JeffreyDeCristofaro]

Now THAT would be a real Catwoman film!

[@doctorvo9597]

How did they turn a grounded story of an anti hero who steals for personal gain into an insulting drugged up never addressed magical anti corporate... thing?

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Kyle Sivits Development hell is a harsh mistress. Just ask Duke Nukem.

[@adambean3597]

Kyle Sivits Hollywood thats how my friend

[@cjermevpg6372]

Male academia, that's how.

[@klimmr]

Can we all just agree that this is not canon to any Batman franchise? Seriously, her name is Patience?

[@thecheekibreekiguy5048]

I don't think it is anyway, so yes we can say that happily

[@saitouhajime3]

No DC logo, therefore... But this movie still made my brain hurt.

[@bobthebear1246]

Yep. Somehow, Selina Kyle became Patience Phillips. *(WHY...?)*

[@viji6094]

Uhh... in or shot, u can see a photo of Michelle Pfiffer’s Catwoman in there, where Halle Berry says, “ So I’m not Patience anymore?” So I dunno.

[@ellnats]

im not gonna lie, the girls in catsuits acting like video kitties, that is kinda adorable

[@randallthescandall7029]

Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana ok no offense but that’s kinda weird

[@ellnats]

@@randallthescandall7029 thats your opinion, we all have our own

[@randallthescandall7029]

Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana though I will admit Tamara is kinda hot

[@ellnats]

@@randallthescandall7029 yup

[@W0RT2007]

I just here

[@cliffordshafran9250]

Well, there were 3 good things about this movie: Halle Berry's face, Halle Berry's body, and Halle Berry's costume. Well, we can throw in a 4th: Halle Berry's sense of humor when she accepted her Razzie award. Otherwise, the movie was a CATaclysmic failure!

[@DRKLCNS1]

the costume was awful

[@randallthescandall7029]

Blake Manor the first one was alright

[@DRKLCNS1]

Randall The Scandall sure but that isn't the one in the posters or the climax. an all-leather jumpsuit would have been fine

[@DigiRangerScott]

The only time so far that Tamara and Rachel officially starred in a Nostalgia Critic together. Maaaaan. And it turns out that this was Tamara's audition when it looked like Rachel was leaving even then

[@DigiRangerScott]

Explosion Productions If you wanna get technical I said starred. Rachel cameoed in the GR2 review

[@DigiRangerScott]

***** It wasn't a mysterious disappearance. The opening scene of the 2nd version is probably very accurate. The Christmas Tree's review and the original Face/Off review were filmed on the same day. December 17, 2013

[@comicloverdoesstuff8967]

if you look at wikipedia you can find out that Rachel and Tamara were actually roommates and when Rachel left Tamara filled her spot on the show,can you tell me when she made her first apperance on the show other than this review,hm,hm,hmmmmmm,

[@ingeborg-anne]

So is that other lady also auditioning here?

[@buckingham412]

makes sense, that's why tamara's showing boobs and rachel is hiding her best assets. (not being sexist, if she had talent, acting would be her best asset, but she hasn't)

[@brandyloutherback9288]

Wouldn't it be better if "Patience" was named Selena Kyle and she was hired for the job while trying to steal their money or formula for the makeup but got caught and killed by the henchmen and once she gets her Catwoman powers she wants to finish the job, but the cop boyfriend gets suspicious and Selena decides to continue to date him to divert suspicion from her, all the while growing to truly care for him but feeling she must steal the formula to protect herself and him. Sharon Stone can still be using the makeup for evil purposes, and Catwoman would still care only for the money, and Catwoman could accidentally kill the husband and must flee before the cops catch her.The Cop Boyfriend finds out and decides to let her go despite knowing she's dangerous. Selena flees to Gotham and commits her 1st crimes there and meets Batman in the ending scene. There I wrote a better movie in my reaction, it's not an Oscar winner, but by god, it's at least better than this bullshit of a film!

[@alexandersmith7061]

Brandy Loutherback have a cookie, you deserve it

[@GalenNight]

Brandy Loutherback still need to take out the superpowers

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

It's sad when even people in the comments section can write a better film than paid Hollywood writers.

[@casper6405]

Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation if he takes out the powers it would be great But it doesn't matter this guys comment is still better than the movie we got

[@angrytheclown801]

Let's go on with this. Sharon Stone has been using it for a while. For so long, instead of making her sking weakened and dissolving without use it makes it malleable and with practice, the wearer can form their body into complex shapes. Catwoman vs Clayface! Because they did this in the Animated Series.

[@Razgriz85]

Fun fact: there's a picture of Cat Woman from Batman Returns in the pile of pictures Halle Berry was looking through on the floor when the old woman was explaining what she is. Guess that means this movie exists in the same universe as Batman Returns.

[@thesupersonicstig]

They do know that Catwoman isn't actually part cat, right? And her name is Selena Kyle and not Patience?

[@DebatingWombat]

Omit the “to do research” part and I think you’re even closer to the general gist of things with the brain trust behind that movie...

[@USM-1610]

thesupersonicstig apparently not WB

[@FizzleFX]

To repeat myself... YOU WANT HER NAME ATTACHED TO THIS!?

[@that_goth_bitch3899]

I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know. They made a movie that was on the level of a highschool drama class improv skit.

[@Fluffkitscripts]

I’d be surprised if the directors knew how to count.

[@alexh_creates]

"It's a marvel" ...actually it's a DC

[@hailtosports9011]

+Carlos Le sympathiquo nope

[@LMedici]

+Carlos Le sympathiquo Depends On What You are Searching For, Due to The Fact that Since the '90's They Are Differing so Much, That competition is Pointless.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

actually its a horrible way of using a super pop celebrity

[@michelcollis9134]

Alex Heap this movie is even lower than Batman and Robin

[@jarekgunther]

Well played, Mr. Heap. Well played.

[@gothamsreckoning8391]

Meanwhile batman tries to comprehend what he just watched

[@Xehanort10]

The idea of Bruce and Selina watching the Catwoman film makes me laugh. She'd be like "Who's this bitch ripping me off? And what the hell is this? I call myself Catwoman but I don't actually act like or think I am a cat."

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

I'd think he'd be re-thinking his marriage proposal. That's not a fanfic joke; he actually proposed to Selina, and she said "yes"

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

Batman: Alfred, how quickly can I buy every copy of that movie to destroy them?

[@Unremarkable6969]

You see, he is both Bruce wayne and Batman. But even Batman (Who could totally K.O. Goku in a fight.) Has no idea how to interpret this.

[@somedude5657]

The introduction of Tamara. Feels just like yesterday.

[@DreamBelief]

I don't blame Halle Berry at all. NO ONE could make that story, and those lines, work.

[@gageperuti5519]

They could have cast Julie Andrews in the role and she wouldn't have made that "White Russian" joke work.

[@gageperuti5519]

@caitlyncarvalho7637 No, she needed to work her way up to being Disney villain material. As a villain, she leaves so little impact that she's a virtual non-entity.

[@gageperuti5519]

@caitlyncarvalho7637 Doesn't make her any less of a lousy villain.

[@iamnegan938]

the love interest is called tom ... tom cat...that tells you how bad this movie is 9 lives dont seem so bad

[@colorlighter7677]

At least it wasn't Bob

[@mitchfletcher2386]

Color Lighter Or Heathcliff.

[@tencents6]

I thought his name was John Loan.

[@scarletdementia9021]

I think your stretching it

[@havoren]

After watching that shitty movie, I now have 8 lives left.

[@johnjames3451]

She has indestructible skin. Her internal organs and bones are still normal; so her skin wasn't damaged by the fall, her insides were.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

John James That still sucks, especially in terms of making an "intimidating" villain.

[@Bowiiihowdy]

Maybe if she ate it

[@CrankyBonesGaming]

Apply that to the Wolverine lol

[@Stormkrow280]

Also she was electrocuted indestructible skin doesn’t reduce conductivity

[@alexandersmith7061]

I appreciate that you’re trying to justify this movie, but you really shouldn’t, it doesn’t deserve your kindness

[@luciidfurr]

Sounds like this movie was a set up for her to fail tbh. They didn’t even get her name right

[@Djeispark]

@שחר א. *She just shown everyone that she's NOT a lead actress. She does alot better as a supporting. All her movies as lead flop hard.*

[@Djeispark]

She does very well as a supporting

[@olufolarinoduntan9097]

This movie was a complete... CAT-ASTROPHE!!!! I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...😢

[@larrypoppins6273]

*pulls out RPG* you have 5 seconds to run to the nearest nuclear shelter before I blow you to smithereens with this RPG!!! 😡😡😡

[@gageperuti5519]

I dunno. That pun wasn't exactly PURR-fect. I'll show myself out.

[@JonGreen91]

The fall doesn't kill you, the sudden stop does.

[@alyssabeaulieu]

Jonathan could also be that she fucking crashed through glass

[@MisterBeagleton]

LOOKS LIKE THIS MOVIE WAS A... Complete disaster. ... What, you thought I was gonna make a cat pun? Please.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Beegl85 Thank you, sir!

[@delilah1712]

(sorry in advance) you mean a CATastrophe

[@spencertheg23]

Brave Potato Get out

[@garthdavis2502]

How about Cat-astrophy?

[@havoren]

Spencer Gilchrest Get Out?! You mean the original 2017 horror movie that turned out to be GREAT?! Good recommendation 👍

[@ALE280290]

Catwoman should have won a special Razzie for worst editing: by god, that was really awful!

[@gamebrielthegreat8027]

Erh... Tiny little nitpick. Even if her skin is like marble, the fall definitely would have killed her. The skin may not have broken, but unless she was eating it her organs would definitely would have been instantly crushed by the force of the fall. Just though i would point it out.

[@alecgarcia3717]

@@thebystander1636 dont needlessly be such a fucking dick when trying to make a point

[@bbgunz1705]

@@thebystander1636 Yeah be nice. It's not his fault the movie was complete garbage, followed no logic, and made no goddang sense!

[@deerlyqueery]

Makeup can be rubbed off. Especially from punches. She said the makeup was indestructable or whatever, not that it was glued to her face.

[@r3db1ubglw59]

Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moon light. Don't blame on the good times. Blame it on the 15:11

[@blameitonmillie5506]

Ugh I love this song

[@pixelwizard9652]

What did she say.

[@dromalloma2651]

@@pixelwizard9652 "Male academia," with a wry chuckle

[@SuperSymbiote1]

You owe me ten dollars.

[@calistoyew1313]

Me too

[@crowthewicked8344]

Me as well

[@nozinuclear9490]

me thrice- I mean three

[@shrimpdumpling1006]

Lol me too.

[@MatheusSM1000]

"Bet YOURSELF ten dollars" I don't think he owes you anything lol

[@darthkamen6564]

"The day that I died it's also the day that I truly started to live." I was given 99 days to collect the 15 heroic Eyecons, and with the help of my friends my life will truly burn bright! What do you mean "wrong show"?

[@ShawnSandiego]

No. No, no, no, no..... that season had so much potential and yet they also managed to disappoint with it on many levels. 😒 And no, that was not an Ex-Aid pun just now. 😅

[@monhunterz5430]

This is an odd place for a kamen rider comment

[@docdodgers4101]

Here's a fun drinking game: Every time there's a cat pun, or someone says "cat", you take a shot to drown your sorrows.

[@LadyOnikara]

I'm not that eager to die even this year.

[@noahk4050]

Why does Malcom do a perfect Ertha Kitt

[@MoogleForce5]

Zephyr Nova the breasts. And the sass

[@topcatninjahousepetsdigian9336]

Or Maybe He's A Fan"

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

...cuz he's black? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@akhbarzullah]

How can I get that "How To Train Your Catwoman" book?😂

[@LuriTV]

Why would Harley want to train Catwoman?

[@BullsquidGaming]

LuriTV lesbian scenes are best scenes

[@themysteriousredwarriorblo1662]

Geek Kid I NEED ONE FOR MANY REASONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

The movie turns 15 today Still bad I’m happy Dark Knight Rises made it more serious and believable

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

When even Malcom in drag is a better potrayel of Catwoman than a performance that even Halle Berry despises.

[@TheNecromanerXIII]

Did.... did anyone on this project read the comics? Did the just not know who Catwoman is and just made a movie based on the name?

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

If they did, then they must've been reading the worst DC Elseworlds story ever made.

[@leob4403]

I don't see what the big problem is with her origin story in the movie, it's not like the comics were so god damn fantastic

[@ginogatash4030]

@@leob4403 regardless of the comics,, the origin story they made for the movie is stupid, not that the rest of the story is any good.

[@leob4403]

@@ginogatash4030 It's not more stupid than other superhero movies, probably less stupid actually

[@ginogatash4030]

@@leob4403 what's more stupid than being brought back to life with cat breath and fighting the CEO of a makeup corporation?

[@boredstudent]

I feel bad for Halle Berry. I really do because she is a good actress. many of her other movies weren't bad and she usually gave good performances

[@dreamlandnightmare]

She still collected a big paycheck for starring in this turd, so don't weep for her too much.

[@craigreilly1613]

I agree. Her performance in movie 47 was impeccable

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

dreamlandnightmare Hell, she took the Razzie she won from this movie in stride. It's bad when even the actors hated the movie they were in.

[@johnv6806]

PhoenixFIrebird her best performance is swordfish because she shows her tits

[@leob4403]

She was good in this movie, I don't see what the problem is

[@Theturtleowl]

All the male academia deserve an apology after the explantion of what Patience is by the 'professor'. They did not snob you, they have common sense!. Lady: I found it, I have the proof, Catwomen exists! They always have! Guy: Okay, look Frances, these are just pictures you used photoshop on, this needs to stop. Lady: NEVER! You don't want to see the truth, you, you man... Guy: For the love of- I have a family to support, I am done with this project!

[@crazydragonstudios7259]

This is by far the best nostalgia critic video ever

[@linnes56]

I think Malcolm Catwoman was the hottest of the bunch...

[@Knightwing8610]

linnes16 He definity was awesome in this role

[@superspike3811]

I think he might be a woman in side

[@alexaheure560]

Super Spike Well he's definitely a furry

[@PerovNigma]

I'd say Tamara, but this comment was hilarious, so I liked it anyway.

[@austinpersing3132]

Alexa Ray there is nothing wrong with that

[@martaooooo1909]

I guess you could say this movie was a...... CAT-TASTROPHE? I'm sorry

[@McBenjiii]

Get out.

[@LiveNiceness14]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@pppfan103]

I guess you could say this movie was a.... ...piece of shit

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

As a person who loves and I mean LOVES bad puns even I gotta say; BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[@danielbarr1377]

Emphasis on the AS

[@Raezeman]

i completely lost it at the 'catwomen can never resist a romantic dance sequence' part. Also: Damn Tamara looks so absolutely gorgeous...

[@mochacino6198]

"The hell am I doing!?" - Every 'sensible' person on the internet

[@leotheskyguy]

I love how Jim just stands up without giving a shit lmfao

[@danielaarroyo1622]

It was his lunch break so it makes sense

[@brenyatta]

Well, they had as much knowledge about tying knots as E.L. James (NC Reference)

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

Leo Mustafa yea Jim’s the best.

[@Pinka13]

Malcom's Eartha Kitt impression is spot on XD

[@bladekurayami6238]

Its nice to see Tamara in black and cat ears and a tank top

[@ianstrandberg7301]

"Put yer kitty pride into it!" - indisputable proof that Malcolm is a fuckin gem, 2013

[@jaseyrae4510]

I watched this with my cat Kira and when i showed her the screen she stopped purring, got up, and walked away. I do not fucking blame her

[@sludgesketch8697]

LocalFPETrash so even your cat hates a movie about a person that is called cat women

[@jaseyrae4510]

Karl Kelley yup

[@khairulanwar5443]

Is that a JoJo reference Sorry But is it

[@MatheusHenrique-od8di]

Khairul Anwar ... Killer queen already touched that show more buttom!

[@Howlingburd19]

Did she walk near a pond and breathe in some dead woman’s mouth?

[@Floymin]

Halle Berry made a personal appearance at the Razzies to apologize for the movie, so the ending of this review is inaccurate.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Floymin At least she had some humility, which is more than can be said for anyone else who worked on this...train wreck. I would say "catastrophe", but that would be smarter than anything shown here.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

She had both humility and a damn good sense of humor about it. That woman knows how to take a failure, and I honestly got to give props for this.

[@AutoSoul_]

Eh, wouldn't say I call it humility. She went up with her Academy Award to let everyone know she's a good actress. More like to not let the razzie bring her ego down and be excused from people criticising her from there on. It's easier to go with what the majority thinks while at the same time reminding everyone you have talent to protect the audience's opinion of you.

[@leob4403]

@@Reapermaskhybrid For fuck sake, everybody in this comments section are making that catastrophe joke, how can you not see this

[@assface5329]

6:45 it’s Alex Borstein, Lois from Family Guy

[@timothymorris157]

Ass Face She’s also John’s mother in the first Ted movie! 🐻🎬🎥

[@kenhammscousin4716]

I’ll always know her best for mad tv

[@kory_misun]

Characters have actually used pointy-heeled shoes to kill people in movies, so I loved that part of this video.

[@alim.9801]

Stilletos ain't called that for no reason hehe

[@hyenaholicproductions9033]

The thing people forget is that the movie isn't a DC movie (you can tell because, y'know, there's no DC logo at the beginning), so it's not THE Catwoman. This makes the film much more enjoyable. Still not great, but good with popcorn.

[@recorder9art]

But wasn't this movie supposed to portray THE Catwoman. The whole reason this movie even existed was to create a Catwoman stand alone film due to people wanting to see more of Catwoman due to the Batman film mention in this review?

[@jaketheberge1970]

Selena Kyle is Catwoman. Patience is a porn parody without the nudity and sex.

[@hyenaholicproductions9033]

Well... I wouldn't say Porn Parody. That's giving the movie too much credit. But Patience is NOT DC's Catwoman. You can tell by the way she's called Patience.

[@Xehanort10]

Yeah. Originally Michelle Pfeiffer was going to return and this was originally going to be a Catwoman film set after Batman Returns showing what happened to Selina after Returns. But then it got rewritten loads of times until we ended up with this shitty film and a Catwoman who wasn't even Selina Kyle and had nothing to do with Batman.

[@maximumrisk2004]

I think on its own the Movie is good when you Ignore the real Catwoman. I really enjoy it and dont quite see the bad except that its nothing like the Batman version. I can life with that.

[@leethompson-kolar6333]

27:57 "It's a marvel!" No, it's a DC.

[@HMSConqueror]

DC Comics *DING

[@davidkakareko8274]

You know he means marvel as in "It's a marvel how bad this movie is"

[@bluchismoon]

David Kakareko the joke

[@ienzio7795]

David Kakareko The joke Your head

[@RyeNKye]

Sure is just as shitty as a marvel movie

[@ALIRStudio87]

When she said “male academia” i literally got that same exact face you got 😂😂😂

[@meh7272]

LOL "when it has nothing to cut to, it will literally cut to itself."

[@sperrin]

"Eats sushi like a cat" Why would a cat be interested in rice?

[@thesunflowerseedenthusiast2481]

because everyone loves sushi

[@mr.fahrenheit7996]

+i like sunflower seeds I don't. in fact I hate it

[@popcultureenthusiast5587]

+the destructive peanut :(

[@ghosttactician403]

Sushi contains fish

[@sperrin]

Ghost Tactician Lots of things contain fish, so does that make it sushi? If I order sea bass in a restaurant, am I ordering sushi? No, because sushi isn't fish.

[@MasterCharlie104]

And this is what happens when you hire an unknown French director who refuses to take any inspiration from the comics. Yeah, maybe next time tell your director to read at least one comic book before he starts directing.

[@Lady_Yuna]

+Carlos Aubert I'm looking at you Pitof, Jeanot Schwarz, and Sidney J. Furie >:-(

[@Lady_Yuna]

+Carlos Aubert reference to the above poster's comment about the movie's directors. Pitof (Catwoman), Jeanot Schwarz (Supergirl), and Sydney J. Furie (Superman IV: The Quest For Peace).

[@phantomzone2725]

Pitof wasn't even a real director. He was a guy involved with special effects and just directed two movies and a TV movie. He is just like Mortal Kombat's director of photography who later directed Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Butterfly Effect 2 and Annabelle.

[@MasterCharlie104]

***** Seriously?! Jesus no wonder it sucked if they didn't even have an actual director.

[@phantomzone2725]

MasterCharlie104 Yeah, if you look for his filmography, he has more credit as a visual effects supervisor (his most notable work was in Asterix & Obelix Take on Caesar, Alien: Resurrection and Delicatessen) than directing.

[@thetimturnershow2883]

Ahh, it’s always good to return to one of the 1st NC vids I ever watched all the way through and on numerous occasions. I’ve watched it so much I have the critics opening narration almost completely memorized!!!

[@BJ-zd2or]

I back too watch these funny critic videos. It's nice

[@1997residente]

That crazy cat lady was Arthur fleck's mom in Joker

[@aztn19]

A slightly better movie. Same amount of crazy though

[@brandyloutherback9288]

Shouldn't the Michelle Pheiffer be wearing a mask and fake claws? it was so iconic.

[@kimaniwilsonhunte]

Insert Cat-Related Pun Here. ;)

[@connerwoodruff8091]

+Kimani Wilson-Hunte That was a Purrfect Comment

[@connerwoodruff8091]

+Conner Woodruff I'm PAWsitive

[@Webshooters1]

+Kimani Wilson-Hunte Looks like fur's about to fly here, better leave before you get a hairball...I'll stop right meow.

[@Hero_2222]

Stop it MEOW

[@pkmn1260]

+Kimani Wilson-Hunte This is CATastrophic!

[@michaelrobert6386]

Where the hell did this plot come from. Catwoman as a character had many different interesting comic backstorys. Why could the film not just borrow from any of those. Where did the cat spirit of the gods plot come from. Catwoman to my knowledge never had any powers or supernatural backgrounds. It makes absolutely no sense why they just came up with all this nonsense instead of going with what always worked.

[@h193013]

Maechel robinson So she was like Batman, she didn’t have any powers but was a criminal who dressed as a cat

[@michaelrobert6386]

h193013 that’s what I always thought. On a side note I just had some nachos that were pretty good, but they needed some more salt. Do you like nachos?

[@michaelrobert6386]

h193013 as a villain did she cause CATastrophic destruction.

[@h193013]

Maechel robinson It would have been an interesting idea if her parents were killed like Batman’s parents then she was raised by alley cats and grew up to be a criminal.

[@michaelrobert6386]

h193013 I’m sorry I can only except a reply with a cat pun in it in some shape or form.

[@Blueboy0316]

The ideal casting for this skit. You have Malcolm, Tamra and Rachel. Outstanding

[@mythiethereviewer2608]

"Boobage" is now a word I will use for life.

[@MusicalRomancegrl]

“HEY!!! You seem very.... two person ish” 😂

[@reginaphalange9417]

Not only the plot is totally stupid, but it's one of the few films in which the hero didn't have anything to do to defeat the vilain : given the effects of the cream, it wouldn't have taken long until people find out the toxicity of this cosmetic and that the company gets troubles with the law and goes bankrupt ; also the effects were so avanced on the vilain that she would probably have died a short time after.

[@JayT89277]

After the catnip scene NC shoulda said “Movie Please” lmfao.

[@meta527II]

9:28 I think the critic predicted Moana!

[@thedwarf7555]

You're so right! Hahahahahaha 😂

[@arieldawn3452]

CRAHBS nearly killed me. Really clever.

[@tiffanyspencer1082]

This movie is a guilty pleasure for me. But I'm also low-key in love with Halle Berry. She is much better suited for Storm in X-Men

[@BILL-2002hst]

nostalgia critic: On the internet there is deffinently a way me: Deviant art? me after 4 seconds: ohh ok

[@TheShinsh]

"See if you can follow this explanation without cracking s smile" I already did before you even said "see," see?

[@bobthebear1246]

The Shinsh Hehe..."crack"

[@clairetaylor8929]

The Shinsh same

[@GalenNight]

The Shinsh I didn’t smile once. The explanation is so stupid my mind refuses to find the ironic humor in it

[@charronfilms]

The visual effects actually look pretty good..........for a PS3 game, not a goddamn movie!

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

charronfilms *PS2

[@mattmontada8539]

charronfilms PS1*

[@khaledfd997]

charronfilms atari 2600

[@kreatona4219]

charronfilms cave pictures

[@alecrutz6979]

weird images in your shit

[@brutalnewt]

"I don't know, I saw a movie where a woman sniffed catnip and it fucked me up" - possibly his best line ever.

[@seanshogun1957]

6:51 also rhymes with groan an accurate description of this scene and film in general

[@GAMESYSTEMHUNTER]

in universe: where the fuck was batman? every time i think about this movie, i always come to the conclusion that this is not THE catwoman, just a movie with the same name as a famous DC character. because as cheesy as the 60's tv show was, or as terrible as the schumaker films are, they got names right. this woman isnt even selina. or better yet, to form some sort of continuity, why not have the old lady BE selina kyle?

[@thirtysixviews]

ULTIMA Well this movie was never a DC movie to begin with. If it was, there would have been a DC logo at the beginning even though it was produced by Warner Bros but I guess DC comics wasn't alerted

[@levlynds1902]

Please everyone! Let us stop this fighting about feminism, pay gap etc. And unite behind Tamara's hotness.

[@LeopoldLitchenstein]

You mean Rachel, right? Just kidding, I like both. But I will admit I had a crush on Rachel when NC brought the show back

[@HMSConqueror]

*Rachel´s hotness.

[@babyyoshi3099]

*Rachel

[@muskatDR]

*Malcolm

[@NemesisX94]

No, fuck you. People need to educate themselves and realize the wage gap is a myth.

[@snapmyneck8818]

23:28 This will forever be my absolute favorite part of the review ever

[@ijustworkhere1008]

Oh wait, now I get the joke about their shoes being guns. They're *high calibre heels*. Very funny

[@nasholston5112]

Trying to decide which was the worst comic book movie. This is or Fant4stic

[@thomashall6733]

batman and robin

[@nasholston5112]

No batman and robin is enjoyable on a bad level. Neither Catwoman or Fant4stic are enjoyably bad

[@brandonthompson8640]

yeah at least you can watch B&R ironically

[@sorenthefilmbrony]

Fant4stic had potential. Catwoman was dead on arrival.

[@nasholston5112]

+Soren Saunders Also true

[@BlueAmberShade]

I feel like such a nerd when I get the subtle jokes like Kitty Pride (for anyone not as geeky as me, Kitty Pryde is the name of Shadowcat from the X-Men)

[@ironicanimations]

This movie actually scared me as a kid, the scene where she died, the cats, the “cat senses” it freaked me out and I had nightmares of it- It’s funny how people hated and thought this movie was very very cringey, but for me it was horrifying and scary, not even in a “so bad it’s scary”

[@trixxartarchive7705]

Let's be honest Malcom would be an amazing cat woman