Krieger in Paradise: A Krieg Joke | A Warhammer 40k Comic Dub

[@TheRemembrancer]

Trooper.....

[@ConceptsCool4993]

@@TheRemembrancer yo it's the legend himself.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Direction: *sing-songy*

[@WeDieStanding948]

My Lord Remembracer! (falls to the floor in reverence)

[@trooper_0257]

aye

[@ChanceIchio]

You see that city?

[@sbugmanthenoobinator]

For whoever may be wondering, the krieger 's joke is based on the siege of derondii , and it s all Canon lore wise.

[@Dozarman]

Of course it's canon in the lore. What do you think they used? Stones?

[@surachai2476]

😂😂😂 wtf I must laugh at this! Thanks man I'm sure I'm gonna happy for this whole day ! ​@@Dozarman

[@sbugmanthenoobinator]

@Dozarman ahaha It took me a bit but i Ve got that, nice one!

[@def3ndr887]

Is it part of the Badab war, that’s the only one I know where they didn’t pay their taxes

[@UGNAvalon]

@Dozarman All canon? I was certain they’d use lasers or something too.. 🤔 _(Did I get the joke? 🥺)_

[@Corium1]

A Krieger on a paradise planet, i think they'd lose their minds slowly.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

His first question on the planet was: is this hell?

[@samueldodge8077]

He seems to be doing well.

[@renamon303]

give them task that requaries using shovel like irigation system or something like that

[@ham_the_spam4423]

@@renamon303 in one comic he was helping with digging before planting seeds and laying barbwire fences

[@AliceBowie]

Well, once they figure out that the Nobels are all Slaaneshi Cultists, they'll find a way to enjoy themselves... and eventually the Paradise world will look like Krieg...and Vraks.

[@relogos]

Krieg humor. The shelling will continue until morale improves.

[@josephperez2004]

And for two years after morale improves. Just to be sure.

[@Ponzy-km2bz]

Shelling will continue until there is no sign of enemy morale.

[@ConceptsCool4993]

The intro is based on the ending of the batman killing joke movie for anyone curious. The joke is about how insane of an idea it is to redeem joker and also how joker himself is worried batman trying such a thing will result in him stopping part way through.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Indeed!

[@t-wolf8502]

Wow... that makes a lot of sense. Never thought of that.

[@thefakecat8340]

I remember it from the red hood movie, didnt see the killing joke so i didn't know

[@heartlessnobody1143]

@@thefakecat8340 *"BOY W O N D E R . . ."*

[@christopherg2347]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas It is the one that made _Batman_ laugh. Funnily I instantly recognized it. Probably because it was so wierd that a argi citizen would know about inquisition dungeons.

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

I swear if it isnt revealed that soldier died and this is the afterlife in the Emperor's light where he earned his redemption. I'm gonna cry.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

:o

[@idontlikerome2744]

Nah they all gonna die brutally to an ork or chaos invasion and she is gonna die right in front of him bECuZ iS GRimDhaarK!

[@cordthomas97]

I think that the kreigsman is a perpetual, right?

[@johnwood7153]

In death atonement

[@dinoz2113]

Ah that be a twist a good one and a wholesome one since this is 40K and THEIRS ONLY WAR

[@lucasclear3332]

This is most scary thing ever. Not the kriger bombing the city down to ruins but the girl made the kriger smile. Congrats enemys of man you gave a kreiger a reason to live.

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

His vitae womb batch brother is currently in a very commited relationship with a sister, it runs in their family. Unadvertely finding a reason to live that is.

[@ReaperofValhalla]

​@@ThatGuyUpTherei understood that reference

[@barbareusz6595]

Ohhh...

[@Freedmoon44]

I love how by now we ALL expect the bad ending, the cuter and more attached she becomes the more assured we all are of her impending death. Truly we cant have sh in the 41st millenium

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

I'm still holding out hope!

[@Tenoct91]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Just wait till next episode! She will turn out to be a Slannesh demon and making a Death Corpsman smile was it's life dream

[@Tarreth]

You are sooooo fucking right, bro xD

[@idontlikerome2744]

Exactly, just cant wait for the ork warband or some tyranid hivefleet pays this boring world a visit

[@fadillah6014]

​@@Tenoct91not a chance, if someone conveniently bombarding him/her/they/it palace.

[@SkitariusNoKD]

This Krieger survived for more than 10 years after being deploy? that means he is one of the few kriegers that can legally drink.

[@bradleyadams5252]

So most of them are like 1 year olds in grown men's bodies? This is the clone wars on a greater scale...

[@SkitariusNoKD]

@@bradleyadams5252 Nope, no accelerate growth (at least to my knowing), straight up child soldiers produced at mass in artifitial wombs and I mean young young like mid teens.

[@isabelbarker3569]

@@bradleyadams5252 They're not like starwars clones, just child soldiers. Part of the reason they wear the masks at all times is to conceal their young age from other guard regiments. Though I'm questioning the necessity of that, considering the Cadian Whiteshields are also a thing.

[@SkitariusNoKD]

@@bradleyadams5252 as Isabel already said they are child soldiers produced in mass in artifitial woumbs by the admech and they are young young like mid teen at averague.

[@josephperez2004]

​@isabelbarker3569 I could swear they are lab grown, but I may need to doublecheck. Okay, so it's a rumor that they may be lab grown, because no one can really explain how Krieg, being a nuclear blasted wasteland, can produce so many soldiers (since it's the only thing they can offer the Imperium). But no one really knows the exact truth, because Krieg isn't telling and the higher ups in the Imperium aren't going to look a gift horse in the mouth on the matter. Krieg produces enough soldiers for it's tithe and the soldiers are unquestionably loyal and willing to die, that's all the Imperium really needs to know.

[@Endless_Jaguar]

As a former artilleryman, I can just about imagine what ten years of feeding the beasts would be like. And it makes me smile, too.

[@KopaczDziur]

Sooo many civilians killed 😋

[@alperakyuz9702]

Ehm...all the non service related tinitus, hearing loss and chronic back pain doesnt make me smile though

[@shockwave6213]

​​​@@alperakyuz9702Unfortunately, we don't have the cybernetic implants and augments to adequately fix that. Yet. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, the Omnissiah?

[@mopeysadcloud3925]

Guardsmen: Clair and Krieg sitting in a tree K.I.S.S-oh my GOSH HES BAYONET CHARGING US!?!?

[@boom350ph]

"It is heresy to love "

[@clockworks5069]

Iron hand and Krieger with the infantry, K.I.L.L.I.N.G., First comes bolt, then come flame, then comes a traitor screaming out in pain.

[@60sSam]

Shovel goes Tap Tap.

[@bradleyadams5252]

The sheer spite and determination it takes to keep bombing a city for 10 years is insane. And the fact that they probably did so just to fulfill that one commander's specific instructions is both impressive and horrifying.

[@Nomed38]

The hive city isn't going to level itself trooper, we already tried that with drilling tunnels beneath it and explosives.

[@terlondre]

In lore, there is no actual mention of a single commander giving this order. The hive city was simply made an example for others who would not pay their due. source: Codex: Imperial Guard (5th Edition), pg. 23

[@60sSam]

Welcome to the 41st Millennium. Don't worry, you'll get used to the screaming.

[@37_newts_in_a_costume]

I can't imagine a Krieger's smile is very appealing beneath the mask because they are pale and gaunt because they're cloned and trained in a dark bunker on a radioactive death world so their smiling is probably something that would make a child cry

[@Darkrunn]

Psycho Wojak smile lol

[@37_newts_in_a_costume]

@Darkrunn I didn't think of that one but yeah probably something like that

[@pavlemarjanovic1896]

Thats how they get to you. That's how they get your guard down. The author makes you feel a sence of security and creates a "safe" story in a depressing setting. He gives a happy life to a character that would in most times have a tragic and meaningless life and death. No, he is the *exception* . He gets just a inkling of happiness that he wouldn't normally have. The author doesn't have to do anything special to *hurt* you. He just *waits* . Builds up a atmosphere and tone that everyone and *everything* will be *alright*...and ok. Occasionally makes a short fun and easy-going comic. Gives you time to relax. To digest the story...a *simple* happy story. He warms your hearth up. Makes you feel connected. Attached. Then he takes it all away in a swift, cold, calculating move. Rips your guts and heart out that he himself mended right in front of you. Then you look at him, watch him for a moment not realizing what happened. You expect the author to say something, to explain himself why did he do this. If the authors drawings contained a thousand words that echoed in your heart and soul, he must have a reason as to WHY did he rip your soul away with his betrayal and you see it in his hands. The author? Do you know what he says? Not a word.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

👏 👏 👏

[@pavlemarjanovic1896]

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas thank you. Thank you. Long paragraph ahead.⬇️ Skip to the end if you not have time.👇 ____________________________________ It is an honor to be acknowledged by you, friend. I'm glad you do the things you do. You may not know, but your voice overs or comic dubs give a different feeling to a story and you do wonderful work. I am glad you chose to follow your passion and become a KZbinr. It takes a lot of *courage* and *creativity* to try this sort of thing and have high quality videos like yours (my subjective opinion I don't care if there are better people at this). I'm glad you make videos like this. Also thanks for reading this long comment of mine. ____________________________________ To keep it brief: *Thank* you for being *you*. Your videos brighten up my day and I hope you find what you are looking for in life. This may sound silly, but I mean it.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

@pavlemarjanovic1896 I am at a bit of a loss for words... Thanks you so very much for your kind words. I will take them to heart! ❤️

[@sweetpapad4674]

The longer this comic stays happy and innocent, the more worried I become of disaster

[@silkyz68]

1:00 but that's entirely the joke farmgirl, they were both crazy enough to believe they would

[@CalvertErwin]

that last line is like saying its a calm patrol when your in a combat zone, to sum up: i'm scared of what would happen next

[@StantionJeremy]

“Trooper you see that city? Yes, sir? I don’t want to” 😂😂😂😂 classic

[@LouisNall]

*gives the general two eyepatches

[@idontlikerome2744]

Happy guardsmen noises*

[@dinoz2113]

Yea best part 🤣🤣😎

[@Bettermadness_YT]

@@idontlikerome2744 It just the TF2 pyro laugh.

[@Sebastian-wn9rs]

I lamao'd hard with that one

[@culturalliberator9425]

"They knew that the best way to punish a German was to put him in a nice place..."

[@patrickdees5256]

The man finally smiled! Cant you see it on his face? A blessing from the God Emperor.

[@M1lza]

I LOVE these two

[@skylordthe1st]

Honestly that's a great joke. It's an inside joke Commander: you see that hive city? Trooper: yes Commander: I don't want to *nukes city*

[@semaalderen5263]

Been fighting most our lives living in a Kriegers paradise...

[@vibechecker3168]

Alys shifted uncomfortably in her seat as Kriegsman KM-ER992335 or 'Erik', scanned the no mans land, wrapped in his scrim cloak. He was a practical statue, and only the slightest movement of his fingers adjusting the scope of his long-las gave away he was alive still. The medic was rather bored at this point. They had been sitting or lying in this bombed out house for hours now, and she was decidedly bored. When the trench runners first found her, she thought going over the top would be terrifying, heart stopping action, but now? Now she was sat in her too big trench coat, with her too big mask around her face, hefting the Krieg-standard Medicae kit around the battlefield. She had tried to joke with her new comrades, but Krieg humour was terribly dry, and what they found funny, she did not, and vice versa. "Medicae Alys." Erik said quietly, calmly "Look through the rangefinder." She complied lying down just next to him, where the rangefinder had been inserted into a hole in the wall. A traitor guardsman picked through the wire, a few hundred units away, looting corpses. "What is the last thing that goes through a Traitors head?" Erik asked. "Oh I don't know, a curse mayb-" She gasped and flinched as the figures head popped in a burst of red light and aerosolised blood. "A Lasbolt" He started chuckling to himself and then stopped. "I think his brethren saw me." Alys yelped as a stubb round whizzed over her head into the brickwork. "Yes! Yes they did. Now we leave." Erik quickly packed up his gear and ushered the panicking medicae out of the sniper nest.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

That IS funny!

[@ryantomer4126]

That cheeky tf2 meet sniper reference.

[@vibechecker3168]

@@ryantomer4126 glad you caught that

[@N2and2Uzi]

@@vibechecker3168be efficient

[@vibechecker3168]

@@N2and2Uzi be polite

[@Wyvernlord6]

God this is going to hurt in the future like man please have mercy on us poor souls

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

No no no, nothing will happen! I am sure of it! 👀

[@ConceptsCool4993]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas ..... she's going to die isn't she?

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

@guywholikesmemes4993 Mick tells me NOTHING. I am as in the (grim)dark as you are!

[@ConceptsCool4993]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas aight lads let's start the betting game on how things go wrong. I bet a chaos invasion on the planet they're on that leads to her dying.

[@Wyvernlord6]

too simple bet that the planet will be deemed heretical and well death by a lovers hand seems likely for those two

[@RoyGuerrero1904]

Reminds me of the time I drew the kriegmens fighting skevan art in art class

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Hehehe

[@cyborgcatrj6794]

That battle sounds like a win for both sides that will not end until the planet is reduced to molten rock.

[@imtheman84]

Nice dub, but I have to confess that you did manage to make me smack my own ear at 0:27 because my headphone made me think a mosquito had just landed there.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Heheh, REALISM!

[@scorpion7532]

@imtheman84 nah nathan thats the alius stone not a mosquito.

[@thegamingsentinel9238]

This is gonna be the rouge trader and the necron all over again isn’t it, oh a part of me wants them to be happy and finally see what he looks like under the mask but the other part knows that tzeench is far to cruel to let a fate like that come to pass

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Most likely

[@mastadonking3816]

Khorne on the same planet:....I feel chill.....I don't like it but dislike the idea of ruining the peaceful vibes more....maybe I'll open a tea shop here, sell some scones too. Yeah. I like that idea.

[@yezki8]

That girl laugh cheerfully, after realizing how messed up the krieger's logic. Man... it made me remember something. I remember i once tell a story like that, when i don't understand normie's common sense and humor that much. I just want to entertain this cute girl sitting beside me. But the girl got disgusted instead, and say that I'm scary. Lads, if you ever found a girl that's not disgusted by your dark jokes, she's a keeper

[@germanmandalorian3514]

Ah... the good ol "I dont want to see it anymore" Joke, this is the Prove... this Krieger has a Sense of Humor.

[@ofof7353]

The MOMENT he said "there was this one time" I knew immediately what I was getting into

[@the_scourge1895]

That kriger is probably just now turning 26 lmao

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Quite true!

[@the_scourge1895]

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas oldest living kriegsm

[@kingsuperbobboy]

The favorite tale of the Kriegers, even after they surrendered they kept shelling the city, even when nothing moved they kept shelling the city, even when there was no city they kept shelling the wastes.

[@EzraTheWitt]

The fact that he survived his first deployment tells me he isn't devoted to the Emperor enough.

[@FMirage2000C]

Or perhaps the Emperor have other plans for him.

[@epicgamer7579]

I think his whole deployment was shelling a hive city and then protecting a civilian planet, so maybe he's just been blessed (not blessed in krieg terms however)

[@lordlopikong6940]

​@@epicgamer7579keirgmen units are not good with defense, they are an offensive force

[@Bettermadness_YT]

Let the world this Krieger is on never face the Horrors of the Galaxy. May this Kriegsman never leave that world, and that world give's him a reason to live.

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

He is grenadier material, the admnistratum asigned him to a paradise world (for shits and giggles) as a reward instead.

[@BaronVonMott]

I maintain that this planet probably has some kind of "ancient Eldar psychic macguffin" buried somewhere, that's causing this supernaturally peaceful atmosphere. And eventually, *something* is going to show up that wants the macguffin, and is willing to destroy the colony to get it, and thus the Krieger will be their only hope to survive. At last his mission revealed - sent by the will of the Emperor, to preserve this quiet little haven from the dark and hostile galaxy that surrounds it.

[@arvinstevienrcruz9452]

So she's the heretic that crossed so that's why there's a new Khorne worshiper as a character, she's an escaped heretic

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

:o

[@nekronprime26]

"The enemy is over there, soldiers." "Roger that, sir. Removing "over there", sir."

[@The0Stroy]

Oh... Oh... It's... It's that Joke... Oh no...

[@battlesheep2552]

"They gave me 10 million shells, and by the emperor i'm going to use them!"

[@EmoBoiLink]

Dang, this dude can legally drink. If he survived more than 10 years deployment then wow.

[@hordelord4759]

Didn't expect a killing joke reference. I love it

[@Bettermadness_YT]

These comics are adorable! Also, if that Krieger knew the shelling of the city lasted for ten years, that means he is older than that event, SO THIS MAN IS A FUCKING VETERAN GUARDSMEN. And ANCIENT for a Kriegsman. So no wonder they put him on the paradise world, it was a REWARD. Not a good one for his kin, but a reward none the less.

[@TheMC1102]

The Krieger's only regret is not dying during the initial bombardment.

[@lelanderickson1045]

That girl's got a lot of work ahead of her...🤣

[@Wildgamer2205]

1:51 is that General Creed

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

He does look like him, doesn't he...

[@Eantrin]

Ogryn! “SAH!” Do you see that abomination! “YES SAH!” I don’t want to! “ON IT SAH!”

[@iliyaz9547]

In life - war. There is peace in death -. In life - shame. In death - redemption THE LAST LINES OF THE LITANY OF SELF-SACRIFICE DECLARED BY THE DEATH CORPS GUARDS BEFORE THE ATTACK

[@intenseavarice34]

The Kriegsmen have fought long and hard for a cause they would vehementaly die for... Now here we have one with a new reason to fight... Something to live for.

[@theandrebeast9714]

Necronlord:*Muffled laughter from 10000ft underground.*

[@thirstysailor579]

A Krieger on a paradise world… … either Tyranid Fleet or a Nurgle incursion is about to go down.

[@isabelbarker3569]

Always remember, Terranis holds.

[@madhippy3]

“In the grim darkness of the far future there is more than war. There are real people there too.” Dan Abnett

[@rays5073]

He was at VRAKS?!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Anyone who's anyone was at Vraks!

[@TheGreatThicc]

No this was a different one. Vraks was 17 years and it was due to a Cardinal going crazy. This was literally "just" a 10 year bombardment cause the people stopped paying taxes.

[@inductivegrunt94]

Krieger may not know how to tell a joke, but he does know humor. He's learning a lot from his farm girl friend.

[@irinaluchianova3015]

i swear if that krieg wasnt talking about the siege of vraks then i have no idea

[@zanthimos]

These 2 are so precious!

[@andreabloomfield4974]

This is funnier than the time I saw Magness the red do a comedy show in the black library😂

[@marcelgrabowski5939]

Ah, this amazing line. "Do you see this? I don't want to." And following artillery strikes. It never gets old.

[@paleface171]

What makes you laugh, stories that make you smile. The fact she said that to a Kriegsman, she just made the funniest joke.

[@sebastiaoferreiraramos1053]

The moral of the first joke is very simple, no matter how crazy you are, don't be stupid to blindly believe in people because they may eventually betray you, whether for their own benefit or simply because they want to ruin your life, no one is an injector of betrayal or practically no one

[@LordDaret]

The moral of the second story is DO NOT SCREW WITH THE IMPERIUM!!!

[@sebastiaoferreiraramos1053]

@LordDaret the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders

[@sebastiaoferreiraramos1053]

@@LordDaret the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders

[@sebastiaoferreiraramos1053]

the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders

[@sebastiaoferreiraramos1053]

the moral of the second story and in the 41st millennium tax evasion is punished by death, never stop paying the empire's taxes and remember, the emperor does not protect tax evaders

[@losthero0]

Kreiger and flower girl have been an iconic duo for years

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

A guy that lived in a Place so rooted in war that the idea of peace and empathy shakes him in the Deeps of his Heart. So tragic Is the tale of krieg

[@haWarhammearhermanos]

Wonder how much until tragedy stikes... We are 40k Everybody, it will come solner or later.

[@LorenzoFerrari-d5e]

Civillians usually don't understand Military Humor... As a Military Man, though, I found that really funny.

[@markdorn8873]

I would love to see more of these comics. I really like Ms. Citizen and Mr. Soldier.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

There will be more!

[@markdorn8873]

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Thank you!

[@brothadarkness9995]

Trooper, you see that city? I dont want to! Bro?! thats some over the top commisar speak you cant help but laugh at XD bravo voice acting!

[@whatsnewbois9814]

"What's the Kriegers favorite spice? . . . . . Mustard gas"

[@Gore_Grub]

"Just another day on the boring planet where nothing really happens" Got me really thinking that something is going to happen.

[@Paulunatr]

"You see that city?" "Yes sir!" "I don't want to." "... ggggghk hekkkghhhk." "Soldier? what is that noise you're making?" "I believe I am giggling, commander."

[@TrevorLange-x1s]

Krieg forces don't now jokes.

[@feralprocessor9853]

I actually remember hearing this Keigsmen battle. Defeat, NEVER, victory YES and they left NOTHING behind.

[@Scientist118]

Then tragedy strikes as the Krieger gets redeployed to the front but he takes off his gas mask for the first time and lets her catch a glimpse of his smiling face. Before he goes off, she hands him a flower from her home town that he cherishes by his uniform and side. Years later, the farmgirl's homeworld gets attacked and an Imperial Guard regiment arrives to deal with the threat. Then she gets a chance to see her friend again in his officer's uniform with a flower etched into his helmet. It's against standard regulations, of course, but the commissar says it's alright.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

:')

[@Brjskdbeikaheus]

Bro is Vraks veteran. Amazed he’s not gone insane from boredom lol

[@_d--]

That girl is a daemon 100% and the krieger is being held captive on a psycho-dream.

[@amanhusseinyunnoos2158]

Even after death he was still be learning! How beautiful yet sad.

[@curiouswind9196]

I dont know which one was the more *killing joke* I'll see myself out

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Hehehe

[@andreproudian7032]

This got a good chuckle out of me. Thank you!

[@randomdude8202]

At the end for a moment I feared a Tyranid form would take over the flower

[@lachlanevans5013]

2:07 The Siege of Derondii in a nutshell

[@strix501]

Your entire bloodline and ancestor sins has been forgiven krieger, pelase enjoy this life while you can 😢

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

That reminds me of classic Soviet gallows humor from World War II (especially during Operation Barbarossa): "We're winning, but the Germans are gaining ground."

[@bradleyadams5252]

From what I've heard, the winter claimed just as many men as the soviets!

[@lordgod9958]

Can't walk on light? Only an issue for you PRIMITIVES CRYPTEK! Build me a bridge of pure light that I may cross this river with my armies!

[@bathroomdwane9521]

"I don't want to" killed me

[@jbeckley6849]

Breathes happily in Kreiger.

[@GuanGuanGhoo]

"Were peace sings, death roars, that is a undeniable truth that the imperial worlds know, one planet could be in better conditions that even holy terra itself, for other 10 worlds being consumed by the damned, the people know it, and that makes it worst, for situations like this begs that the people dont know. ... But they do, they are not stupid, well most of them arent ... This will end bad" Commander Al-Farrar, from the Tallarn Desert Raiders Imperial Guard.

[@boom350ph]

A krigesmen smiling and not in the middle of cqc fight in a trentch? Dear god he is corrupted by chaos

[@JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY]

Its all fun and games until a dark eldar hunting party pulls up to that planet.

[@thebighurt2495]

Earlier in the story, he confirmed with the Munitorum that he had, in fact, been sent there on purpose. That Agriworld's gonna be a little harder to raid now, isn't it?

[@dr.pop2562]

i dont know why but my brain made a joke that i thought the Krieger would make "one day I saw my best friend Private 155 in no mans land and suddenly i didn't and i felt jealous that he went first like he always had"

[@MatthewCSnow]

Ah, another comic from Mick “Wouldn’t it be quirky if something grimdark happened to this paradise world” 19988

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

nope nope nope nope

[@IssacRambo]

Everyone knows that this story won't end well, so let's enjoy this while it lasts. Emperor bless our hearts for what is to come.

[@michalsniadala1667]

0:43 perfect crazed response lmao

[@kawaiipastaaaa6819]

That last line is gonna give me a hernia please let it stay happy for ONCE 😭

[@jjdc4864]

The thing I love so much about the Krieger in Paradise comics is that while its in no way canon, it could be, people forget 40K is a big world and it isn't all a living hell, at least not all the time.

[@darthkillhoon]

A simple farm girl, every soldiers dream. Sigh...to bad there are so few today.

[@Bettermadness_YT]

Ngl I can see a relationship forming between these two characters. But I also know that there is such a thing as a purely platonic friendship.

[@feralprocessor9853]

No pity, no remorse, no mercy!

[@comoseborraelcanal]

Wait a Krieg Smile......WAIT NOOO [Explote the universe]

[@DahLekKnight]

Slaanesh: He smiled, pay up, 2 Aeldari souls Tzeentch: Here, 2 Harlequins I acquired. Slaanesh: Delicious! Wait, Harl-… Cegorach: MINE! 😁 Too slow!

[@fiercedeity9955]

Kriegers take their humor very seriously

[@crimson_bamdit5867]

I swear, if heretics decide to attack this place and his guy or the farmer girl dies, I'll be the commander that kriegsmen met "You see this heretic symbol? I don't want to"

[@worldlycrow8212]

This may not be that world, but still I remember old tales about Kriegers who found home again. When the morning comes the rain will end. Terranis Holds.

[@Maddog3060]

I like that commander, too.

[@Hask5555]

Wait, this planet's atmosphere and (in my theory) warp presence makes everything super docile and peacefull, which means about any ork/tyranid threat will NOT be a problem (tis of course varies on circumstances)