Arm the Emus | Chapo Trap House | Episode 440 FULL

[@VansForever]

Death cult, death cult Blood for the blood God Skulls for the skull throne

[@wesleywiles9641]

Matt is on fire in this episode. 🔥🔥🔥 This episode was F*king hilarious!

[@jtbfii]

"We love our beautiful floaters"

[@strANGElalala]

You have no idea how excited I am to see emu in the title.

[@alexanderfuchs8742]

listening to this after the faux coup, which - albeit briefly - created Capitol Building Autonomous Zone, I can only say prediction game on point in this one.

[@thomasjardine2108]

When Felix was talking about the buffon but murderous politician, I immediately thought about Hermann Göring

[@ch4rl3magn38]

Just told my democratic congressmen that they better not take my 600 a week. I also emailed my senator Cory Gardener that he better have my fucking money. Cory thinks he can get my vote lol. I feel dirty about participating with the electoral system so tomorrow it's a BLM protest. Baller!

[@inorganicintelligence-IoI]

Turn the pyramid upside down, and jam the tip into the ground.

[@VincentTroia]

salute

[@polemius01]

DeVos wants schools open so that lots of children will go to heaven. By mid-term.

[@thomasjardine2108]

Congrats to Chris for getting married!

[@nathanswann1198]

this episode is an all time episode, no doubt......

[@subversivelysurreal3645]

what concerns me is: the fact that Trump has legal problems, once Trump is out of office, Bill Barr bothers me, and McConnell bothers me, and the lack of the START treaty bothers me. Pelosi and Schumer bother me, Sinclair television bothers me, and Robert and Rebecca Mercer bother me. also, if Trump loses, the nuclear football bothers me.

[@barbarasmith6005]

Those things actually terrify me. I would be happy if I were just bothered.

[@Bisquick]

Let's be clear, Bonzi Buddy has no intention of defrauding us, it's merely the only life he knows.

[@BiancaTallarico]

Mass needs Cthulhu to run as Senator.

[@thehumantoeRD]

He would run for president. All praise he, the dark lord of chaos and the one true president!

[@swissarmyknight4306]

I'm tired of all this "lesser evil" bullshit. Cthulhu 2020

[@BNardolilli]

Fudrucker's, Applebee's, Ruby Tuesday, what other chains get regular abuse from the dry boys?

[@B0kkos]

Cheesecake factory, classic

[@theoleadfoot2864]

PF Chang’s, I think

[@starlav.933]

Auntie Anne's Pretzels

[@Featheon]

If this doesn't work out we can still play with words.

[@danielz56037]

Mr. President: Find something new! (sooner rather than later!)

[@awebb274]

Those damn Markey Bros bullying people online again!

[@tora0neko]

I've actually seen tshirt salesmen on my way home from fenway with shirts that say "Kobe swallows."

[@nathanswann1198]

There is no public relations op that could make Trump look active in any way.

[@kissedbyfirewyrms7312]

Look at what his golf photos already do to his image, lol. And he actually likes golfing, especially riding on the green in the cart.

[@ChthonianDreams]

Sick Innsmouth reference

[@joshsawyerstreamvods]

thousands of boats! trump will have a naval invasion!

[@davidhill2020]

17:45 He definitely punched him and there's no way he would've if he had the slightest inkling that Jr might fight back.

[@brandonm949]

It was a rhea, not an emu. But I'm still in favor of arming them.

[@patrickholt2270]

It is starting to look like the prefatory militias forming, arming up period before a civil war over there. Very clearly that's what the right is doing. As always, a huge amount depends on the decisions of the army, both officers and enlisted soldiers, how they feel about the right planning massacres and ethnic cleansing. It won't be the Spanish Civil War. There'll be no seizing of police stations by unarmed workers to obtain arms. It isn't necessary or remotely possible. And it won't be the army rebelling against an elected socialist government. But it could be the army disarming rightwing militias and police departments, and it could be wholesale desertions and mutinies by soldiers if their commanders fail to give such orders.

[@GeistInTheMachine]

I think you're underestimating how right-wing and fascist infiltrated the military is. The US military would never disarm American police departments. Those are their brothers in arms. They might give the right-wing militias a slap on the wrist if they get too fanatic, but not before they get to put a fair bit of rounds downrange of the protester-rich target range.

[@noidontlikeu]

Rural parts of this country have become as lawless as it used to be during westward expansion. With things getting worse and more radicalized, right wing militias will stake their bases in these lawless rural poor areas as the last state infrastructure collapses there, with the open collaboration of the local police. Two years ago we had the record for CATTLE RUSTLING. In Forks, Washington 3% and white power militias were openly terrorizing a homeless family due to a fake right wing Facebook scare. If it ever comes to civil war it'll look like rural Syria as it fell into the hands of Salafi extremists.

[@patrickholt2270]

@@GeistInTheMachine That ignores the poverty draft. Rightwing nutjobs like to volunteer, but working class black and immigrant kids also have to, and they're the majority. The officer class may all be pmc and bourgeois, but not the troops. They're coming from the same neighbourhoods and life experiences as the people in the streets protesting (and waiting in foodlines, and facing imminent eviction).

[@subversivelysurreal3645]

United Nations 🇺🇳...can we please petition them to god damned oversee these elections NOW?!

[@inorganicintelligence-IoI]

Invert the pyramid.

[@inorganicintelligence-IoI]

Damn, I wish it were zombies...!

[@Vv-ys4vw]

Please less reading from Will. It takes up way too much

[@RadioMartyT1B]

excruciating

[@SteveM-gj2vy]

How many leftist idiots is CHAPO CRAP HOUSE going to gaslight today? Is it true Virgil Texas' mom used heroin before he was born ?

[@joshuamarx8209]

Whatever son; just remember to wash up afterwards..

[@SteveM-gj2vy]

@Jing Bot Virgils pleasure is all over you.

[@catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca]

How dare you question the radness of Virgil's mom?

[@macnsteez3938]

How dare you besmirch the good name of Virgil's mother Alexis

[@juliettedemaso7588]

Okay Christian Grey, here’s box of Dare stickers and a flesh light.