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CLIP from Episode 625 - Champagne Cousins (5/5/22)
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[@eriksalholm]

Now that’s what we call Cousin Magic!

[@samiamrg7]

This episode reminded me of the english dub of Saior Moon where Uranus and Neptune were introduced as “cousins” instead of as a lesbian couple.

[@grahamcarpenter691]

Ugh god why did you remind me of that. Even back then I thought it was fucking stupid how they censored that.

[@raptormoments]

Someone check in on Nestor

[@pauldemelto6650]

I always bring my cousin whom i abuse sexually on outings with my wife. Wait... where'd my wife go??? Has anyone seen my wife??

[@justoneofmany]

The noises was the most disturbing thing

[@justaloe]

That video was clearly filmed by a friend post coital. Both guys were already naked in bed together and had probably just woken up and then started messing around for the camera. The camera stuff was a joke. The fucking they did before the camera was turned on wasn't.

[@StephenGrayce]

BTW, someone videoed them. Was Jerry Falwell Jr. in a chair in the corner holding the camera?😂😂😂

[@RIP_Greedo]

Cousin Magic > Uncle Magic

[@justcommenting4981]

It is the sex magic to their spirit magic.

[@whentheleveebreaks4732]

Cowboy Magic >>

[@gapsule2326]

In some families its the same thing

[@ginch8300]

@@gapsule2326 Yeah like OP's.

[@shanewilliams5150]

Why didn't he just walk away from his cousin

[@stevenhohenzy8074]

I thought Lindsey would have been the next closeted gay Republican to be noticed. My bad.

[@theavocado6061]

Felix’s cousin stuff is almost as good as his nephew stuff.

[@xXREdWInDSXx]

this is just americans socializing whats the big deal

[@moazamkhan]

A time honored tradition

[@lamontcranston3177]

Wanting his cousin on his honeymoon suggests chronic male immaturity.

[@achnix3167]

No but everything else hes done so far does

[@fassoul]

I want the uncensored version of this vid. 🐱

[@CapybaraEnjoyer95]

It's out there

[@zainmudassir2964]

Cawthorn is one lucky SOB to have a cousin with great bod 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TribusCaputCanis]

It's supposed to be SOMEONE ELSE'S cousin, not your own. Golly, how hard is this to understand?

[@1962LIBBY]

Confused young man needs to embrace his repressed sexuality and come out.

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

In an alternate universe Maddy has the #1 most subscribed femboi onlyfans page.

[@technologic21]

Oh god the noises are the stuff of nightmares. His comments about Cocaine orgies didn't age well. The GQP is fucking insane.

[@chazmcgooski83]

Dude the presidents son was a crack addict who impregnated a stripper. They are all insane

[@achnix3167]

What we know so far: -hes kinda cute in pearls -hes a total 🚬 in the most straight way possible -i totally would if he could walk and would keep his mouth shût

[@moazamkhan]

S K Y L A R N A - COUSINS LUV FEST 2022

[@ince55ant]

im sure theres a lot of seething furious envy going on in the republican party. lindsey graham punching walls n shit.

[@TribusCaputCanis]

The biggest mistake he made was claiming that video. 😂

[@moazamkhan]

Cawthorn is defeated in a primary 😢😢 Look how they massacred our boy 😢😢 We will never forget you cousin loving wheelchair king 👑👨‍🦽 NC loves you ❤️

[@isaacfulton7731]

😂😂😂 young and dumb as they come. He's making any other young person that will ever run look bad

[@TribusCaputCanis]

😂

[@jordans962]

What?! There is more than video of him doing this stupid thing? I haven’t seen one movie which shows him sodomizing another man.

[@andrewchapman1494]

just guys bein dudes

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Come on y'all he's just misbehavin'!

[@nickadt]

Just dudes being dudes. Bros being bros.

[@stevenjamison5896]

So you don't care that he hasn't accomplished anything since being elected?

[@nickadt]

@@stevenjamison5896 Just Congressman being congressman. Lawmakers being lawmakers.

[@Newt0rz]

@@nickadt So THAT's why they call it the beltway.

[@philesq9595]

There is a sadness to this story. What is it?

[@RappinAcoustic]

This hilarious....

[@someoldcliche]

wait was the dude in the video actually confirmed to be Madison's cousin? This is huge Boy News if true

[@ethanweeter2732]

Is incest illegal in NC?

[@moazamkhan]

Sure isn't. Come on down, and bring your cousin!

[@boop5287]

@@moazamkhan 😂😂 Ya know how they do it in the backwoods

[@mattwasmyname]

Who else felt the need to go leave a review on Skylarna on behalf of our boy Madison

[@canonicallytrans]

As a resident of NC 11 with political views that are opposed to everything I am rooting for him.

[@achnix3167]

Wtf is going on with the comment section... Like is the censorship algorythm turned up to 100 because of the name Cawthorn?

[@petemoss7704]

I think its technically some kind of illegal material

[@freakyzed8467]

That there is one comment and I can't see it is hilarious!

[@achnix3167]

@@freakyzed8467 same

[@ince55ant]

i think youtube censors comments based on certain words regardless of context or content (like can you see a single "bad word" on this comment thread). and given the subject manor, how hilarious it is and how irreverant the community is, its no wonder theres all these "1 replies" dropdown boxes that dont work

[@it-s-a-mystery]

"Look at how they massacre my boy" - Marge Simpson

[@gaiusleviathan8110]

What is Matt referring to at 2:24?

[@gaiusleviathan8110]

@@ILoveEvadingTax oh I was under the impression Cawthorn actually said he went to an Eyes Wide Shut party

[@stevenjamison5896]

Madison is just too immature and unintelligent to be a member of Congress. He has not accomplished anything since being elected. Judge him by that standard alone and he is done.

[@freakyzed8467]

Or he is the perfect rep for a district of people who have accomplished nothing themselves?

[@Newt0rz]

This hinges on the idea that the people that vote for him want him to do anything besides own the libs.

[@mercyferal]

credulous dupes

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

Ma’am I am quite taken aback that you would slander Mr. Chapo by insinuating Madison Cawthorn is not gay. As a gay man, I cannot let this stand

[@aliciaguerra9375]

I'm Josefina Guerra, you should have me on your podcast

[@Rickyewu]

First af

[@bunyipz2040]

Since when is Madison a boy's name

[@maknavickas]

Madison and Mackenzie are both old school boys names for hundreds of years

[@juliettedemaso7588]

Sick burn

[@clntmagee]

Gottem

[@bunyipz2040]

@@maknavickas how many years

[@technologic21]

It's his stage/pole name.

[@juliettedemaso7588]

When Felix officially sounds like Shane Dawson…. 🤦‍♀️ 🤢

[@achnix3167]

Go away devil

[@IndieGinge]

Damn the libs love this comments section

[@Fucyallfr]

That audio is crazy