Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe 4x06

[@gitman3486]

15:13 Barry Shitpeas out of character

[@Garbageman28]

What? That’s Al Campbell, the director. Different people.

[@sarahmillard6401]

Same guy!

[@leonconnelly5303]

Chaz is crazy attractive

[@tryignan]

Not as hot as Barry though

[@nickthelick]

I'm quite taken with Charlie's boss, Annabell...

[@TurtleMC1993]

The winner of unloser looked like she wss gonna cry because the price was so bad! 😂😂😂

[@jdixon390]

Was The Apprentice the first time Katie Hopkins was seen on TV?

[@JohnPreston888]

Seems like a time-window could be narrowed and then given as operational data for a Terminator. But one which does good. (Joking. She is repugnant, but the gods made her, they can sort out their mess 😉).

[@djslybacon]

Yes it’s what made her famous. She was a c u next Tuesday back then as is now

[@bloonface]

Charlie really is *ridiculously* harsh in that judging segment, it's not surprising that the contestants were upset because he's not just trying to be a TV judge, he's trying to be the worst and most bullying TV judge he can be based on all the worst traits of the others. It's actually a bit hard to watch

[@JohnPreston888]

Maybe because it was compressed, it seemed like he was worse than the "actual" demi-gods in such shows. All he did was tick the boxes. Apart from the catchphrase profanity, he certainly didn't hector them more than someone like Gordon Ramsey. And the "dragons" really do sneer. Charlie Brooker did a great job of deconstructing (and acting).

[@THUMBSUPBITCHify]

Jesus he's trying to demonstrating how TV show contestants are chosen. The fake contestants are all actors anyway.

[@AmiUnhinged]

Do you think it's weird to live under bridges? Or is it kitschy sort of wacky like the red hot chili peppers

[@AmiUnhinged]

Oh, vitamin k is for scabbies! Found in cereals

[@BillieJolene1]

I cannot believe that **** won. The cleavage won.

[@sdry]

think point you missed is that bit was to demonstrate how reality bs is made.

[@AmiUnhinged]

What if it's the Balenciaga trainers? I mean, you can wear anything you like stuck in the house all night . All your fans on Zoom like "swit swoo rudeboy" yh? Unless you could run like the porny wind. In the dark outside their backdoor like "HIV,ACTUALLY" on a flashcard.

[@AmiUnhinged]

I was offered some L-tryptophan *supplements* huh, i think it's a synthetic b ingredient but although b is supposed to help you , tryptophan is a sort of sedative and frankly i was worried that the internet was true blue like valiumsh. You know what i mean, i like my sedatives specific and my vitamins sort of ish. I stole a banana. I don't even curr. Give me a banana.

[@AmiUnhinged]

Hampstead says "Hampstead-Children brainwashed over satanic cult" I was like "Wow, that's way more exciting than my slow metabolic rate" I mean satanists!? It's so 80's Clive Barker, you know? If they ran that today, everyone would be like " do we get paid benefits to host ectoplasmic incubi? I couldn't find it on my tax credit form," It's just so unlikely.

[@AmiUnhinged]

Haha would not be seen dead in GEORGIA!?!?! ^_^

[@AmiUnhinged]

You know what I mean, if there was solid scientific evidence of ectoplasmic incubi ,you'd have to flop it out quicker than Sammy the Skellington in R.E.

[@AmiUnhinged]

Of course if The Matrix was based on super string theory, you could program like water activated nanotechnological hell like Doomnesium in singing fire micro wobbles

[@AmiUnhinged]

And it would feel like falling asleep, only you were falling into your own bellybutton like a dolly on top of a record collection. A is for ABBA, B is for Billie Eilish...etc