Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe - Series 3 - Episode 4

[@kev7933]

This show is cultural history now. Quite cool to watch in 2023

[@wesmatron]

In case you are interested and didn't know, the reason Milliband was challenged to "Repeat his accusation outside the Houses of Parliament" is because inside the HoP he can say what he likes with immunity. Outside he could be charged with Slander unless he could back up his allegations with proof.

[@troublesome7640]

Almost 10 years later and still relevant and hilarious

[@phillipsmiley5930]

Yes, man made Climate change is still a Lie

[@kirkabister9]

charlie brooker makes me cry with laughter and then just cry as I realise how depressing and dystopian everything is.

[@rowdyhill9555]

greenbean15 ,ikr...3 years later, and it's even more depressing and dystopian,all thanks to our shitty politicians

[@sidarthur8706]

the mayans were right, this is hell

[@stephangruber579]

@@sidarthur8706 Saw nothing yet, here from 2020, real stuff.

[@Redmenace96]

He is gifted with that rare talent, indeed.

[@rumble1925]

Oh hi from 2024 where this seemed like the good times

[@viliussmproductions]

That anthem. I don't think I've ever heard anything worse.

[@97channel]

Charlie Brooker's getting his mojo back. I always found that Weekly Wipe felt exhausted, not a patch on the glory days of Screenwipe. "Nicholas Lyndhurst playing a French postman." is very much the brilliance of old.

[@riddersjc]

It's fun reminiscing about past (and still current) grievances, I look forward to watching the anti-viral wipe in five years and fondly remember the happier simpler times.

[@djslybacon]

Hello this is me from five years later

[@Patrick_Bateman92]

Whoevers been doing the music for the show must love Run the Jewels as much as me

[@jim191185]

Thanks uploader, this is the only thing on TV I like.

[@BimblorBingus]

no zeb?! YES! keep her out! best episode of the series so far. hasnt been a great third series to be honest. less random spots, more charlie reviewing

[@mptorz]

Zeb is great! It's a perfect parody of a typical vloger.

[@BimblorBingus]

her stuff is just, "hey isnt this what vloggers do?" "isnt this how russell brand sounds?" okay, where's the jokes? awful. theres a reason impressions are considered low forms of comedy.

[@theohilton1276]

^^^

[@WishIWasALeopard]

Thank Jupiter! I didn't want to watch this until I was sure she wasn't in it. And you are right, The Zeb bit is very un-funny like the bits with the other guy last series, the guy in his room giving thoughts in a language close to English. I download these for my Canadian husband(been introducing him to Brit comedy over the years) and was commenting how un-Charlie Brooker it is. He is so much funnier and sarcastic and cynical than this. Series 3 is a bit disappointing....but hey.....maybe it is just build up to something. Let me watch this and see if it worth bookmarking for my hubby.We both love Charlie and Philomena (she is hilarious).

[@davedextermusic7129]

WishIWasALeopard It's not close to English, it is English.

[@icarusandtherabbit]

Bless this snapshot of News, before Covid, Brexit, Ukraine and Trump.

[@bonsaitigerMTB]

I am literally in love with Philomena Cunk.

[@miscellaneous.7127]

"The most depressing presidential headshot since Lee Harvey Oswald!"

[@Sou1defiler]

"Make it snappy it's gonna be on iplayer..." "Snappy...". "Snappier than that..." "One word.." I love that Cunk.

[@lydiabyron1801]

Brooker looks really nice in pink

[@babscabs1987]

The Assad piece music is the theme tune from John Carpenter's The Thing. I miss Doug Stanhope.

[@viliussmproductions]

Thanks for HD!

[@Smudgie]

Nobody does feigned indignation better than Fox "News".

[@DevilboyScooby]

My new ending to conversations: Go Away. Why didn't I think of it sooner?

[@perlefisker]

I've got a new crush, absolutely love Charlie Brooker. He's so sharp! "HAHAHA, now show them one where he drone bombs a village in Pakistan".

[@samuelrobinson1992]

I love Diane Morgan, she's a legend!!

[@spencerraney4979]

It's Aspergers, with a "p". It wouldn't sound so silly if people said it the right way. Sorry for sounding so preachy, but I have it, so I figured I'd say something.

[@sidarthur8706]

also you don't 'suffer from' asperger's. what you suffer from is well meaning ignoramuses

[@michaelhall5429]

Trust someone with assburgers to point that out.

[@michaelhall5429]

Sorry, one of my best mates has it and I am sympathetic, but the joke was right there.

[@MikeHarrisHazchem77]

Paspergers?

[@Guildnstrn]

"At number 25, Just what the fuck is wrong with them? It's MEN"

[@vihaze6725]

10:05 "We're not living in silly times, but we have a silly president" And then they elected Trump lmao.

[@melhughes3567]

Assad is now forever Captain Darling I can't unsee it. 😂

[@lyreco2242]

I fucking love that this is on youtube

[@FreezerSpaces]

bahahah, I do pronounce it 'ass burgers'. I deserve to die.

[@huwgsxr1000]

Moment's of wonder....amazing.

[@andeve3]

22:39 Bashar al-Assad is the Ed Milliband of despots. UH!

[@Quagmirian]

UH

[@wtfAnya69]

*applause*

[@jusesjimmybars]

w

[@Solitude1990]

Dude, Putin's face might not change, but I can tell he's pissed. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of those Egyptians went missing.

[@gan9e]

'The first casualty of war is truth' ... was used to describe the cold-war actually, I blame Telly Savalas.

[@laurencesherrington]

Did anyone else find the soldier putting down the cat heartbreaking.?

[@adamlee3333]

are you joking? he put it down on the floor as it didn't suit the military image to play with a cat; he didn't kill it

[@Codex7777]

@@adamlee3333 Yes, I think we all got that. That 'WHOOSH' you launched has rebounded and is heading your way. ;)

[@adamlee3333]

@@Codex7777 Why did laurence. S find it heartbreaking then? don't tell me you think his comment was meant to be a joke; it doesn't even slightly resemble a joke. I initially assumed he thought the cat was killed (hence heartbreaking) but now I realise he probably meant that it was heartbreaking that the soldier had to stop enjoying himself for public image; but I didn't clock it immediately because it's such a melodramatic over-emotional statement...

[@Codex7777]

@@adamlee3333 - You got there eventually. ;) :)

[@adamlee3333]

@@Codex7777 Not assuming that someone would be heartbroken over something trivial is a rational thing in my opinion. I think everyone who liked laurence. S's comment is a bit pathetic and are probably indiscriminately heartbroken when they finish the last teabag or their phone dies...

[@____uncompetative]

_Blake's 7_ theme quietly underscoring the electric car footage.

[@DodderingOldMan]

Woooo I didn't know there'd been a new series of this! I'm out of the loop :P

[@goattm2]

Pink bus? Looks more like a van to me.

[@Azrael__]

"Statesmanlike, competent and intelligent" imagine that today.

[@amiclarehutton8689]

"and you may say to yourself: this is not my beautiful house! this is not my beautiful wife! and you may ask yourself: how did i get here?"

[@stuzaza]

letting the days go by

[@tsukiji_wasabi3722]

really appreciate how much run the jewels has been featured in wipe series

[@montygraham6264]

12:00 Why are they filming at Thorpe park?

[@prunehead]

Loads of Run the Jewels instrumentals in these shows. I wonder who on the production team is a fan :)

[@daveogfans413]

21:12 HMMMM ASSBURGERS

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

"Woman to woman" I've watched Internet videos like that.

[@Chronos146]

fossil fuels means setting fire to dinosaurs i love it

[@Patrick_Bateman92]

Also I'm pretty sure Andy Watson is just one of Richard Dawkins' aliases

[@nicojs1182]

Dirty dinosaur gases..... priceless!

[@connorsando5071]

06:07 still up to date I see

[@lukemurphy6244]

Are they fucking kidding about the colour of the bus. Slow fucking news day.

[@ingridakerblom7577]

2019, and now I want to cry when they called Obama silly...

[@LikaLaruku]

Pinkgate: The greatest crisis of our times.

[@MTdaBlacking]

I still shudder about the lack of discourse over Pinkgate...

[@electrojones]

The pink bus detractors should be marched into the sea.

[@amiclarehutton8689]

s-ales. hedges. this was this bad idea no one should have had

[@willbarber7]

CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE MUSIC FROM 12:42. THANKS

[@scarol17]

William Barber I finally found it, was driving me crazy! It's the adventures of Robinson Crusoe main theme

[@davidcutts8764]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqbaoWd6bbCMY8U

[@oregon433]

How quick we forget.

[@LikaLaruku]

Ed Miller Band?

[@dirkbonesteel]

Obama joke even funnier now that trump spends half the day at the fence throwing his own excrement at poor people

[@bigbustybelinda2852]

music at 16:07 is from? please if anyone knows.

[@bigbustybelinda2852]

It's ok i remembered...trumpton.

[@louisd100]

Smoked weed for 25 years and I'm ok :)

[@misterr279]

5:35 still relevant. 18:37 worked it out yet?

[@selfawaredrew]

Bez is such a lovely guy!

[@emericus4649]

What's the song that plays during 20:47?

[@emericus4649]

AHAHAHAHAHA NEVER HEARD THAT ONE AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME HAHAHAHAA

[@soberhippie]

27:07 Is that Sean Lock's dad?

[@ac1dP1nk]

what did he call cameron? i keep hearing idle tyrant

[@matthewstone2784]

ac1dP1nk vinyl

[@mrtambourineman6107]

Just an old episode!

[@damdamfino]

I thought it was illegal to show parliament on comedy shows? John Oliver lied to me.

[@buckeroo8]

Charlie the Great .

[@djtomoy]

Hmm these kinda make the uk look even more of a depressing shambles in retrospect 🥔 we are a stupid lot aren’t we!

[@LikaLaruku]

19:54 It's every high school band class combined. Perhaps they should have just played Lady Gaga's Pokerface instead.

[@KRW628]

I Claudius, Monty Python, Top Gear, Sherlock... the best of British telly is better than anything in the U.S. But bad British TV sucks as bad as it does here.

[@sidarthur8706]

that you, firouzeh?

[@sidarthur8706]

don't know but i can show you where my fist goes

[@amiclarehutton8689]

is it your wisdom teeth sweetie. oh lord I've bitched up about mine. they're gone now. i had too many and they cracked

[@Tom-uv7ry]

toothache is fubar

[@davepx1]

"Disenfranchised", "passiveness", "Françoise Hollande"??? has Charlie lost the war on drugs (#14)? Or is it just Old age (#15)? Could be those ass burgers. That's why smart people stick to "Uh". it says it all and minimises risk of embarrassment.

[@colummccrudden101]

14:40 "Still a feminist though" "Get out of my Mosque!!" Fuckin priceless

[@theohilton1276]

Stiffy you need to loosen up

[@samgreenway2905]

Watching this in the pink summer of Barbie mania, 2023

[@richardlongmore9301]

There was a Obama selfie stick head shot us presedent joke that was missed

[@BugsMcCoy]

They didn't miss it, unlike Lee Harvey Oswald 'Apparently'

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

"President" you yokel.

[@SerBallister]

ass burgers. LOL

[@Jcolinsol]

Assawed. Tee hee.

[@mariotaz]

The Richard Dawkins of climate change.

[@MrHEC381991]

...and then I got off the pink bus Uhh.

[@SV67943]

14:15 I don't think I've ever seen Barbie tell people to get out and vote. People are fucking stupid. Like, regular and "smart" people, I mean. Not just the obviously dumb ones. A dumb person would have not cared about a pink bus, actually. They would have went, "Oh, what a pretty bus. I really should remember to register to vote." 15:57 I'm no MRA, but I love the sheer hypocrisy, sexism, and condescension in this women's words. If her balls were any bigger, she'd be a man. And lastly, "Vladimir Putin and the Ukraine Rebels" might be *the* finest name for a garage band that I've ever seen.

[@lolalolalei]

dirty dinosaur gas

[@zippy7262]

Uh!!

[@TheMajonez222]

Lol

[@FlorianDootz]

15:39 cute *_*

[@nigelbenn4642]

Wow! Women ACTUALLY think male MPs represent the male political interests in the house? That's proper fucked up man

[@isabellaangeline2175]

Yeah, man.

[@amiclarehutton8689]

i hate lasagne. i wish i liked more food

[@Smudgie]

I have to skip the Jake Yapp bits because I`ve never watched any of the shit he parodies. I`ve found the OFF button on the telly.

[@Tom-uv7ry]

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