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[@santhosh4567]

Alan shows cheap pride in front of his brother but can't stand up to his ex-wife who treats him as a doormat.

[@saschayufer2474]

so true

[@samkurtu9150]

Ex wife has leverage lol

[@richardnguyen1520]

Alan has always been a toxic and pathetic dbag. He's funny, but not the least bit likeable as a character.

[@karma3351]

@@richardnguyen1520 I don't think he was like that before Judith took everything from him

[@mugiwarakaizokou4049]

💯

[@Chiwalker]

Honestly Alan is in the wrong. If you're not paying rent, in particular for a beach house in California, you don't get a say..

[@susivarga7303]

And you don't get one of the best sitcoms on TV either 😉

[@Chiwalker]

@@susivarga7303 it's either bold or ignorant of you to make assumptions like that. I'm well aware of the show and Alan is still in the wrong in this situation. Most of the time Charlie is the problem starter, but in this episode, it's all Alan.

[@susivarga7303]

@@Chiwalker Jesus Christ, take a Xanax.

[@Chiwalker]

@@susivarga7303 ha, hilarious. The classic response of weak minded cowards when called out on their shit.

[@Awkward_Inc3l]

Deadass it’s like staying at your parents house instead it’s your brother. Even if he was paying a small rent that wouldn’t entitle him to much say in the house.

[@Ramiovillan]

Charlie at least has patience to deal with Alan.

[@asm7406]

Because they are brothers and they love each other, they both have their problems.

[@mohamedbaradji7504]

Alan wants to be an equal member of a household that he doesn’t pay rent or bills in, cook, clean or do maintenance or anything. Kinda crazy ain’t it?

[@asm7406]

What a poor, lazy and subjective, meaningless argument full of misinformation. You don't have to distort the facts to your convenience with poor, meaningless arguments. No one cleans because Berta does everything, Alan knows his homework and has taken care to do the housework when Charlie has done badly, if he has made food most of the time it is breakfast or sometimes dinner. In fact, he used to spend his money until the writers made him stingy.

[@chucktaylor4859]

Yeah but who pay Berta Genuis….Charlie does….who buys the food Alan make the breakfast with Charlie does so no….no argument was distorted 🤦‍♂️

[@mohamedbaradji7504]

@@asm7406 “you made a point that I disagree with so I’m doing to yap for a whole paragraph”. Berta literally does more work around the house than him so why would be be equal? You must be an Alan

[@redhood444]

That is what women do

[@evansmalonza8490]

Teddy and his 'terrifics'😂

[@robertisham5279]

Charlie doesn't kick Alan out. He leaves voluntarily.

[@hardyrules08]

Alan looks like a target employee.

[@melanieparker]

When he smiles with his big teeth he looks like a pedo.

[@varkolak7779]

I like how Charlie tells Jake he doesn't have to go, Jake has nothing to with Alan and Charlie argument, Alan could just go alone and leave Jake with Charlie.

[@melanieparker]

Apparently where Alan suffers so does Jake.

[@asm7406]

@@melanieparker It is obvious that they do not pay attention to you at home and they download it here to misinform and distort the facts.

[@asm7406]

Because they are FATHER AND SON.

[@Ddanielgonzalez]

@@asm7406 yes but the child had nothing to do with it. He is wanted and offered to stay with him. Why should the father have to suffer with his son when he could suffer alone and have his son get a better life/opportunity

[@AlexCS8]

​@@Ddanielgonzalezbecause that's not how custody works

[@ww3ww351]

Well played Evelyn 😂

[@lankancheetah]

Evelyn is an evil genius.

[@lubov5569]

She is great, very underrated

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

If she lives in Gotham City Batman would be toast.

[@admarz8540]

Oh without doubt 😂😂

[@Jampolo_OG]

I'll grant you "evil"

[@la8974]

The "sponge" wants to be recognized as a equal but never pays a cent!!!! I would of thrown him out after a couple days!!!!

[@Sweet_Venom0027]

Meh, I recall a few times where Alan was close to moving out or atleast be able to pay his way but Charlie ruins it by boning whichever woman is directly involved. Even when he flat out begs him not to do so.

[@susivarga7303]

Guess that's why your life has not been turned into an 8 season long hilarious sitcom.

[@horacehalt4216]

To be fair, it’s a tv show and the only reason the sponge got screwed in the divorce is because of Charlie. If it’s your fault, are you really going to treat someone like a burden even if “they don’t pay a cent”?.

[@mofokengmoiloa1231]

@@Sweet_Venom0027 what you're saying is partly true however please remember that Allen had the chance of a lifetime to move out of his brother's house when he met Lindsay and subsequently to them getting together Alan goes and burns her house down. Nobody told Alan to burn the house down over a pipe he was smoking.

[@Sweet_Venom0027]

@@mofokengmoiloa1231 True, but going by Lindsay's character development(degeneration?) I'd say he dodged a massive bullet.

[@melanieparker]

Poor jake. Alan screws up so Jake has to suffer.

[@punkalex14]

Love this show. These episodes were golden.

[@janetg112]

Hey no rent, no say!!!! We all haf to pay to live somewhere.....

[@NiVi192]

Never a good sign when Jake, of all people present, is the smart voice of reason! ^^ Slightly off-topic: I actually loved Evelyn with Teddy! 😅👌🏽

[@NH-tb2sm]

Young Jake was actually bright, the writers only made him stupid when he got older.

[@stephenferran4927]

Jake is in his teen years right now and he has more guts then Alan

[@speedy9753]

Teddy and I had a fight😂😂😂 So Charlie gotta chose between his mom or Alan

[@NiVi192]

"Alan"

[@melanieparker]

Poor Charlie.

[@nataliedelagrandiere4022]

*choose

[@NH-tb2sm]

Personally I think Evelyn is better than Alan.

[@jestersraven408]

Alan had shown time and time again that he wasn't an equal member of the house and that he would treat Charlie like dirt the for the most minor of things

[@melanieparker]

And he wonders why Judith and Kandi divorced him.

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

@@melanieparker However bad Alan is (and he is), Judith is 2 million times worse. She's a straight up hellspawn from the Ninth Circle of the Abyss.

[@robertisham5279]

​@@CheerfullyCynical829 How so?

[@asm7406]

Don't misinform and don't distort things, Alan has treated Charlie better than he has treated Alan himself. They have worried among themselves that this shows that they have a lot of esteem for each other despite the fights.

[@asm7406]

@@melanieparker You don't have to cry misinformation with poor, lazy and meaningless subjective arguments just out of irrational hatred and they don't seem to pay attention to you. Judith said that Alan himself paid for what he did to the house and took away his friends and that he even tried to fix the marriage that was breaking up while she made up excuses to separate and that she is jealous that Alan is doing well. With Kandi it was because she wanted a child but he didn't and they separated because of that and in fact they were going to reconcile until she became an actress. Besides, it was because of the writers that they made him another Judith just so that Alan would continue living with Charlie.

[@maxxymrice6200]

I love how Evelyn gives Charlie a taste of his own medicine at the end.

[@melanieparker]

Didn't Charlie already get that in the pilot?

[@rauljavierservinvalle572]

So You should pay A Equal amount of rent Jack

[@NiVi192]

Who's Jack? 😆

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

Blackmailing is the best way 😅

[@masternoob9673]

Jesus, how hard is it to disown a guy?? Many people do it all the time?? Let him rot in the streets

[@asm7406]

Did they leave you to rot in the streets? Why did they disown you?

[@uglyskully5928]

You don’t let go of family even if they are like .. alan

[@ps6474]

So Alan doesn't pay a red dime to Charlie and mooches off him all he can in every way and expects an apology or to be correct? Oh please, give me a freaking break, Alan is such a pathetic freak.

[@jeanneflaherty4491]

Kevin Flaherty: At 0:56: Shame on Alan.

[@wangmowangdi3471]

I love Teddy and Evelyn 😅😅😊😊😊❤❤❤❤ The Best Show ever ❤ 💓 💗 Love all the lead actors ❤

[@wangmowangdi3471]

Teddy and Evelyn are the naughty dirty ole couple 😊😅❤

[@rauljavierservinvalle572]

Sweet moment really It was Just for jake cause Evelyn would haved kick out alan too

[@PenGzCanFly]

Terrific!

[@jeanneflaherty4491]

Kevin Flaherty: At 0:01 Alan should have THOYGHT of waiting till morning to leave.

[@konpsymusic]

JAKE - actually yes !!!

[@LeonardoYouTube8]

How did Evelyn manage to convince Charlie to ask Alan to go back?

[@kwabenaagyemang3545]

U didn't get it?

[@LeonardoYouTube8]

@@kwabenaagyemang3545 I wouldn't have asked if I had.

[@Nati4Truth]

@@LeonardoKZbin8 she told that she can't stay in the house with Alan and Ted, since they fought. So she would need to move in with Charlie. Ofc Charlie tolerates Alan better than Evelyn

[@melanieparker]

@@Nati4Truth Poor Charlie.

[@IndPolCom]

10 million dollars

[@ibrahimadetokunboanidugbe9918]

Who wrote all these? Genius!

[@waldo1976able]

Charlie shouldn't have cheated on Alans divorce attorney! forcing Alan to lose everything including his house

[@lionkingflo6355]

Alan had enough chances to make something out of it. Then becoming such "freeloader".

[@waldo1976able]

I’d agree Alan should at least pay for his room however Charlie has love affairs that put Alan in a terrible spot! Especially when his ex attorney gave everything he had away

[@lionkingflo6355]

@@waldo1976able True Charlie did messed things up but at an certain point was Alan just an annoying cheap freeloader with lacking a lot of self esteem. Many years have passed even after Charlie "death" in the series. He could have done a lot about building himself on that time then wasting it with so much pity.

[@waldo1976able]

The writers have it set up that loser Alan can’t leave charlies house

[@redips]

This is Charlie we’re talking about, he don’t give a rat’s ass. Lol

[@PhenomenalApex]

Sorry I won’t fold you paying rent

[@seangriffin2053]

Considering Alan gets thrown out of everyone else's home after a day or two, you'd think he'd realize something. Evelyn could've just said no and Charlie really has paid his dues when it comes to Alan.

[@SoldierofGodAki]

Alan is a chiropractor? Does he even earn ?

[@vilsonraska2889]

His wife gets most of his money, he payed like 4000$ a month alimony. Not to mention other extra expenses for Jake like meth class etc.

[@SoldierofGodAki]

@@vilsonraska2889 I thought a chiropractor earn more than that, still Alan Nevers pays for anything not even buying food for jake.

[@vilsonraska2889]

@@SoldierofGodAki Well, he does buy clothes for himself, he goes to the barber, to the dentist. Just to live by himself, he needs the rest of the money. After all, he lives in a very expensive neighbourhood in Malibu, everything is more expensive there

[@SoldierofGodAki]

@@vilsonraska2889 he lives in his brother house btw Charlie once caught him hiding 5k so he is just being sting and cheap. He even won 500k in lottery I don't know what happened to that.

[@vilsonraska2889]

@@SoldierofGodAki He bought a Kondo, Kandy got it in the divorce. He spent the rest of 500k for expensive dresses and shoes on Kandy. And the remaining in Alimony for Kandy

[@tobikenobi9070]

Alan deserve to be homeless from second episode tbh

[@DianeFelice]

Amen is the cheapest man I know and it's just wrong I don't think Allen has a conscience if he did he would pay rent even 50.00

[@afwdawdawdwadw1595]

i love the show but there are 2 things i cant stand and that is Judith and Alan. i like everyone else just fine.

[@SoldierofGodAki]

Alan being so cheap... I thought he should earn good money being a chiropractor.

[@timdaugherty4014]

Judith knew how slimy alan is. She was smart for throwing him out.

[@nthabix]

@@SoldierofGodAki I always get confused by that. Also, Evelyn is rich and they had a financially comfortable upbringing. Why is Alan such a deadbeat

[@robliberachi]

I agree they are the worst characters on the show

[@jeanneflaherty4491]

1:45 Kevin Flaherty: I agree.

[@maryjohughes6455]

ZACH JACK

[@joseluislopez1428]

What episode is this

[@gregoryrook-green453]

All the Leather Gear in the Guest Room

[@huberzarco5732]

Dude Alan isn’t an equal in the house he doesn’t fucking pay rent

[@raymeester7883]

Obviously.

[@NiVi192]

To be fair though, Alan pays an obscene amount of alimony to his ex-wife for the only reason that Charlie slept with + dumbed Alan's divorce attorney who screwed him so badly he lost everything. It's almost fair to say Charlie owed Alan after that fatal affair.

[@alexanderpytko5394]

So this is about a bowl?

[@melanieparker]

it's about Alan being pathetic.

[@alexanderpytko5394]

Alan is pathetic acting this way all because of a bowl Charlie didn’t like and destroyed. But then again Charlie was acting pathetic about the bowl too

[@melanieparker]

@@alexanderpytko5394 Who's house is it in? How much does Alan pay rent?

[@alexanderpytko5394]

@@melanieparker Yeah, you're right, Alan is the only pathetic one here.

[@melanieparker]

@@alexanderpytko5394 Thank you.

[@jeanneflaherty4491]

Alan can be unfair with Jake most the time.

[@maryhaynes3364]

How was Alan being unfair ?

[@redips]

Jake should live with his mom. A nice breather from charlie, lol

[@jeanneflaherty4491]

@@redips At 0:56.

[@asm7406]

@@redips No, In the end Jake realized that his mother is not a good person. It even seems that he has more esteem for his father than his mother. ​

[@jeanneflaherty4491]

@@maryhaynes3364 IF Alan and Judith never split up at all Jake wouldn't have turned out the way he did all through the series.

[@jonkline709]

Don’t go on any boat trips with that guy

[@timdaugherty4014]

RIP Natalie.

[@garryoak]

Car car

[@dam9221]

🤣🤣🤣