Charlie Sheen’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

[@ginisis22]

They know me on mars, they don't even know you in this room 😂 Her face was priceless

[@suvamk]

LOL

[@andreafabietti756]

why they let women speak in the first place?

[@777rando]

Well true i dont know her.

[@andreafabietti756]

@@777rando 😫😫

[@malegi29]

@@andreafabietti756 Joan Rivers has been the only funniest woman comedian.

[@lonewolfe2502]

Two and a half man is always going to be the best sitcom ever for me. Nothing can replace that.

[@furqanjaved804]

what's it about?

[@lonewolfe2502]

@@furqanjaved804 I love the kind of humour that this show provides. You can watch any episode from any season and you won't get bored. Also, acting from an entire cast was phenomenal which is rare in sitcoms. Only show I can think of other than this is Office. Especially Jon Cryer as Alan Harper was hilarious. For an example I love Big Bang theory and Friends but I only love these shows when there are certain actors are in the scene like Jim Parsons or Lisa Kudrow or David Schwimmer. If you remove those actors from those shows and they just get boring and cringe.

[@fadhil1607]

For me the show died after he left

[@lonewolfe2502]

@@fadhil1607 Only thing I didn't liked was last few episodes of the season finale.

[@chethanbr1916]

Same here

[@rushalmangalvedhekar5407]

Amy Schumer's face after Charlie's comeback is just priceless. 🤣

[@RajPatel-rb7rp]

at what time?

[@underkrooke831]

3:00

[@Thatshowitsdone619]

She has the most punchable face!

[@BappieFpv]

3:06

[@jd-ekg-7875]

Amy Shoe-Who? BaHaHaaa!! 🍺🤣🐧🐧🤙🏽

[@jameswarren423]

What a legend Charlie Sheen is,he took all these punches and gave back knockouts!👍🏼🤩💪🏼💪🏼🥊

[@judytinker3392]

Yes he did. Took it like a man!

[@josephkelley8641]

Wonder who was writing for Charlie. Not that Charlie isn't funny but those are some writing pro's Charlie deployed. Charlie isn't gonna take the chance at NOT being funny - at his own roast.

[@DavidKfilmmaker]

Watch beiber roast.

[@Captain_n_1]

We thought he couldn't handle it with all that happened back then but he proved us wrong. He is an absolute legend of TV and a great person.

[@andymichael1000]

Thumbs up to that

[@danieldougan269]

I don't know about "great person." He's a serial domestic abuser.

[@IrenaDeacon]

So true

[@lilrayray9881]

No

[@ki_tb12]

So very true. He’s rad as they come 🎉

[@ashwinmenon6433]

Seth McFarlane's delivery is absolutely perfect

[@CR28000]

@@interiordecorator4288 yes… yes it was. What’s the point?

[@shyamd1404]

​@@CR28000 uhh...their opinion?

[@alexiryo]

@@CR28000lmfao bro ur getting offended over nothing

[@CR28000]

@@alexiryo don’t even remember why honestly my bad dawg

[@Uncouth]

He's had a few million lines of practice after all!

[@sfm.x]

Charlie is still the king of comedy. Wish to see more of him

[@azamatibraev5024]

He is 56 now, i dont think we will see him

[@andymichael1000]

Thumbs up to that

[@PuppetMasterdaath144]

he is way smarter than everybody else

[@henryborgerson1747]

He’s got a new show.

[@blissfullyme2815]

I think you misspelled Dave Chappell. 🤔

[@sfm.x]

3:21 what a comeback from Charlie 🤣🤣🤣

[@MJAY-N7129]

That was just hilarious

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Best one of the night.

[@GuruWR]

There's no two and a half men without this man named Charlie sheen... Still watch random episodes on Netflix whenever I want to laugh alone... Love you Charlie...

[@natedogg5708]

Amy schumer should never have been a thing

[@alexg9693]

nah fr

[@hardjohn6401]

What thing are you talking about?

[@onxiaftw]

You should time travel to ensure it wink wink

[@dog1331]

Amy is a THING. What kinda thing nobody knows

[@lucacundo]

@@hardjohn6401 I think they are talking about everying in general

[@natedogg5708]

Oh man.. that jeselnik diss was perfection and perfectly accurate

[@chimbertocaviglia6919]

He murdered on that one and it wasn't an easy joke to pull out, specially to a non comedian.

[@jquin42000]

It was my highlight, primarily bc I’m a big fan of AJ. Wonder if Charlie wrote that or if Jeff Ross helped him?

[@niteshvishwakarma6709]

I'm Charlie F**king Sheen, They know me on Mars! That was GOLD!

[@rhettzkie]

John Lovitz and Seth MacFarlane are the best ones. 😂

[@IrenaDeacon]

Charlie Is still one of the most amazing actors and comedians. Truly funny and i love him so much. He had amazing comebacks😂

[@piposanchez]

Usually on these roasts, there's always a few celebrities that don't pull their weight, but EVERYONE here came with heavy fire. The burns were real. Brilliant comedy gold.

[@Panwere36]

Charlie Sheen, love him or dislike him, was and is a legendary talent. This was one of the last roasts where the talent at the roast was on par with the person being roasted. And no matter what wrong Sheen did.. what Chuck Lorre did will never be forgiven. The only reason anyone "validates how he tried to help Charlie" is because Lorre has yet to be cancelled. When that happens.. people are going to remember Charlie as the legend he is.

[@xomox5316]

I honestly have no idea who Chuck Lorre is so I guess it proves your point Charlie is a legend

[@Panwere36]

@@xomox5316 , Chuck Lorre is the guy who supposedly "created" the show, but Charlie made the series one of the most watched comedies of all time.

[@robertabrahams7593]

@MAUT KA SAUDAGAR in a crowd, no one would be able pick out Chuck Lorre, that's for sure.

[@ozzyrkaya3713]

@@robertabrahams7593you think Chuck Lorre cares ?

[@humphreygruntwhistle3946]

Legendary talent? LOL! I neither love him nor dislike him. He’s just another Hollyweird celeb.

[@mariacristinadelgaudio4783]

I missed Charlie Sheen. He is the best!! He must return as soon as possible!!

[@landgabriel]

Lovitz and Shatner killed it. Shatner because he was self-deprecating and actually made jokes about himself at a roast, and Lovitz because he had multi-tiered jokes with multiple punchlines.

[@uniqueurl]

Charlie can roast and toast all of them in one line.

[@icantthinkofacreativename6621]

I’m sure he can 👃😂

[@grzehuu07]

He is legend. Always was, is and will be

[@JosephSantos-kk9hu]

13:44 hands down best joke in the whole video🤣🤣

[@corsica6565]

Agreed. No fat on that one. Lean & mean. I Luvitz it.

[@porus41]

Amy was holding tears back, charlie killed her with one line.

[@zahraali490]

"We are here to honour and hopefully arrest, a man who was great in 2 things 25 years ago... Charlie Sheen." Seth Mcfarlen 😂😂😂😂

[@waynestead1943]

Mike Tyson is priceless. He can go from killer to clown. Amazing man. 😂

[@do9138]

I am a huge fan of Apocalypse Now and have watched documentaries on its making. It was brutal, raw, experience, but man did it pay off. When C. Sheen mentions that he was playing with severed heads on the Kurtz compound when he was 10, I loved him even more than I already did. He's a mess. But he is a survivor of the first water, and he's got a sense of humor about himself. I love people who can laugh at themselves.

[@do9138]

@@malcolmtudor8039 You obviously haven't watched the complete roast. Try watching a program before you comment on it. Charlie Sheen says he played with severed heads on the Kurtz compound. Moreover, you might try READING comments before responding to them. Martin Sheen was NOT 10 years old when he filmed AN. Duh!

[@theeclectic2919]

Interesting story. I think it's weird that Martin Sheen let his 10-year old son Charlie onto the set of such of brutal film.

[@do9138]

@@theeclectic2919 Yeah, that was pretty weird. But it took 16 months to shoot the movie. I don't know the entire story, but it's possible that Sheen's family only visited the set for a short time. Actually, who knows if Charlie played with severed heads or whether that was just how he said it for comic effect at a roast? But his reference to the film as an indication of his lifelong ability to survive anything appealed to me.

[@do9138]

@eric sanchez Did your cat walk across the keyboard? He managed to write two actual words. That's impressive -- for a cat.

[@melissasmith3296]

Have you noticed that Steve-O didn't laugh at the roast against Charlie, except once with the two and half men joke by Jon Lovitz, the rest av them all he just barely clapped. When Charlie do the roast against them, he smiled/laughed. He got respect for Charlie❤

[@daskinnyguy2631]

Imagine Seth MacFarlane roasting in Peter's voice

[@jacobr1125]

Was thinking the same thing

[@magistermilitum1206]

I was waiting for stewie 😂

[@banderas2000]

that would have been SHWEEEEEET EHEHEHEHEHEHEEH

[@jungleboogie78]

A sheenis. Ehehehhhhehe

[@johnsmith-cw3wo]

@@banderas2000 he roasted in Brian's voice.

[@mattymurdo4134]

13:45 this might have been the greatest joke ever

[@thetruthdoctor666]

We need this man back!!

[@PiCheZvara]

One of the best roasts. Funny, they took jabs at each other, but it never got malicious or too harsh. This is exactly how it should be and I think Charlie's personality helped that. And Kate Walsh looked stunning.

[@tylerm0089]

I agree, but also think that determining if a joke about someone is too harsh is always difficult to tell. To some ppl the level of harshness may be looked at differently. No one went overboard considering the absolute insane things Charlie had been saying so I think they could have been harsher/ imaginative, as long as it was funny is all that matters. I suppose I can feel it's harsh when it's Pam Anderson or Bruce Willis is the roastee and they seem like really nice people and if they have kids I feel bad for them but at the same time it's a roast and for sake of comedy, comedians shouldn't hold back.

[@thomasmadden3080]

@@tylerm0089 ya Amy’s joke about Steve O’s friend dying was a bit much, I don’t think it made this cut

[@banderas2000]

who? LOL

[@sandeepp6834]

There's no comeback when Seth roasts. Dude's a monster when it comes to roasting

[@seansteele6309]

@@caff8602 yeah, we all love Patrice, but the comment wasn't about Patrice, was it?

[@caff8602]

@@seansteele6309 Always someone looking for an argument in the YT comments section. Not me brother. Have a nice life

[@seansteele6309]

@@caff8602 couldn't come up with a comeback lol

[@pj2345-v4x]

@@seansteele6309dude, he meant Patrice roasted him *in his set*, meaning you were wrong.

[@seansteele6309]

@@pj2345-v4x nah bro, you wish i was. The comment had nothing to do with Patrice. Ergo, you both are wrong. Argo, Ben Affleck.

[@rattandroll2010]

Two & a half men, seasons 1 thru 8, the greatest comedy sitcom of all time

[@LearnWithBahman]

For everyone information: This is the most watched roast in Comedy Central.

[@soulfulfool]

Charlie fame still surpass any of them

[@frankienamosaki7547]

William shatner killed that haha

[@aiturran]

He totally shat over Charlie.

[@knowyourdamnrole1]

Say whatever about charlie sheen, He is a showstopper. Whatever he does ,he makes it popular.

[@jaym6466]

Tyson- "I'll drank to that!" Lol

[@adamkuc9440]

Blow killing 2 1/2 men was brilliant

[@christophercollins3632]

Patrice’s Estevez joke was so well hidden behind the Sheen comment, you didn’t realize the comment was the set up.

[@do9138]

Patrice O'Neal's bit was hilarious. I particularly liked what he said to Seth MacFarlane. He told him he should come out of the closet because "no straight man writes that many show tunes." Since Brian's and Stewie's numbers are my favorite aspects of Family Guy, I loved that.

[@jamesmo9480]

Seth McFarland the goat on this one

[@adriantrusca1245]

*MacFarlane

[@h.o.2953]

*MacFartman

[@babdabubda5266]

dude charlie and steve-o's part was so nice, it felt like two friends just talking to each other

[@banzanbuddhist1451]

Love this, so much respect to Charlie Sheen.

[@7ikaya_time]

I love charlie sheen no matter what they have to say about him. If this is him in 2022, well I am glad he looks this happy and healthy. I wish him a long and peaceful life.

[@afonsosolano5274]

This was 10 years ago

[@matheus204503]

Isso foi a 13 anos atrás, 2011

[@kevinshepherd6306]

I miss charlie bro 2 and a half men a classic

[@dhruv9370]

This guy is a mad comedy genius I swear..

[@R.S.NYC05]

"Actresses will sleep with you for free " and Charlie was like " Oh yeah i know"😂

[@MrAdamske]

whos the woman it cuts to straight after?

[@carlosrobertosilvajunior4890]

@@MrAdamske We can only guess, but she has uncanny similarity to Hannah Harper. Don't look her up if you're at work, btw

[@justinklenk]

​@@MrAdamske 10:37 - That's a true photo snapshot of Winona Ryder in a moment of hypocrisy incarnate.

[@sheharyarkhan.10]

​@@MrAdamske Ciara Hanna

[@humairsabir]

Charlie Sheen is a legend!!

[@kevinhealey6540]

Charlie Sheen always gives his autograph to anyone who asks for it when he's recognized. Although he loves baseball he had to stop going to baseball games, because the entire time he was there, kids would come to him and ask him to sign their baseball and he could not turn them down, because the child would think about that for the rest of his life.

[@dalebender4422]

Charlie's jokes were better than the other's

[@profile2047]

You think

[@mainygnac]

agreed...Patrice put everybody in a bodyBag...then Charlie put'em all in a massGrave

[@Your_friendly_racist_neighbor]

Because it was charlie against a bunch of hacks.

[@TheDepressedMemeCat]

How awesome would it have been if they had Jon Cryer there too? We'd have Charlie and Alan roasting each other irl too😂

[@danieldougan269]

Charlie attacked Jon in real life, and Jon understandably took it personally. Jon saw the worst of Charlie, and he wasn't going to just gently rib him during a roast. There is real bad blood between them. I don't think Jon found any of this funny because he actually cared about Charlie and saw how serious his problems were.

[@ShubhashishGuptamaestroashu]

Charlie Sheen....one of the best comedians ever

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

As crazy as he is, Charlie is an actor rockstar.

[@SiegmarHenne]

The Roast of Charlie Sheen, the best Roast ever!

[@firavun8943]

Where can i watch full version of these roasts ?

[@JojosupremeIQ195]

@@firavun8943 KZbin. Have you ever heard of it? 😂.

[@DirtyBobBojangles]

Seth killed it

[@anywaythewindblows8938]

“They can keep an Estevez down!” 😂

[@aymenfarouk2088]

Charlie 's comeback at Amy schumer was so deep it made her do her O face

[@obama2431]

Charlie held his own fr 😂😂

[@jayannakelley9051]

I miss not seeing Charlie! Edit: Robert Downey Jr with a sigh of relief his meltdowns were never public!

[@Panwere36]

True.. but RDJ also knows how very over the top Hollywood was getting about the time Charlie's were made public. When Disney wrecks the movie franchise he helped build like they did to Pirates... he will be even more of a legend for his part. Chuck Lorre claims he "tried to help Charlie".. but I doubt anyone really believes that.

[@do9138]

@Nnamdi Achebe He didn't melt down in public that much. We read about his melt downs. But there was much more privacy when he was melting down. Everyone has a video camera now.

[@phasm42]

Something that just occurred to me: the roasters only have to work on their one set about the roastee. But the roastee has to have sets practiced and memorized for every roaster.

[@blobMUHAHA]

Alot of roasters also roast the other roasters.

[@BobbySacamano]

Huh? They all roast each other. Also, just a heads up, it's not really "memorized."

[@MarksTournaments]

Not true at all, all roasters roast each other

[@Latinoheat7767]

10:35 when u understand the joke a little too late.😂

[@wTeej]

I feel like Charlie hasn't been on TV in a decade, but creators still use his name to this day for profit & content

[@rusosure7]

He's like the Eddie Van Halen of comedy.

[@lorrainemchugh7051]

Been thinking the same for years!

[@GypsyDanger514]

When Seth hits the stage you know it’s gonna be nuclear lol

[@lilkashkidd]

15:00 Nah that was foul 😂😂

[@holyfrenchfry]

TWO AND A HALF MEN IS THE BEST SITCOM EVER.

[@parulp6385]

I think this was the best roast they have had, everyone held their own.

[@Posijax]

Agreed

[@ichigoweeb]

Charlie will forever be a legend. Two and a half man was such an awesome show

[@gloriousgearhead5367]

I wish I had Seth MacFarlane’s confidence

[@keuelin69]

fake it till you make it man you can be who you want

[@2shobu]

Best part at 7:20 Mike Tyson saying “Nice”… and you just said it in his voice 😂

[@kezmwaura]

He’s nothing like the character he acts on TMZ 😂😂😂😂😂 Gold

[@zizinnnn]

it's an honour to be roasted by Shatner :))

[@suiloongyong7563]

Will Smith can learn from Charlie

[@rshanti1425]

When a person can look at themselves and poke fun that shows he has self awareness that most people don't. Lives life like every day is his last....and will probably outlive most of us

[@azaraelhyzer3874]

Charlie is like a real life quagmire.

[@hugodunder4174]

Seth macfarlene was killing it😍😍😍

[@markoivanovic3606]

this is, by me, the greatest comedy show ever.

[@bnunley8135]

Charlie you are a great actor, you have a great sense of humor.

[@karolinutza]

Charlie definitely knows what comedy is. I love people with a stretched, dark, twisted sense of humor.

[@Webmedusa]

I love Charlie Sheen so much..I cried when he left two and a half men

[@xNFR]

the shot at tyson from walsh killed me xDDDD

[@Robert-t6h6s]

Steve O are you sure you have been sober for 10 years or ten minutes...😂

[@ebgbees]

2:45 his clapback to amy was masterful

[@JIF882]

How did Charlie Sheen outlive Patrice O'Neil?

[@f2detaboada]

Charlie Sheen isn't fat

[@JIF882]

@@f2detaboada Still is sick, though

[@cothfi]

He is skinny. Seriously being fat reduces your lifespan a lot.

[@taverntimes6806]

Weight dude it's a killer

[@JIF882]

@@taverntimes6806 So is drugs and Hep C.

[@KyloRen4238]

Charlie Sheen Shows 1. Charlie Harper - Two and a Half Men 2003 - 2011 2. Charlie Sheen - Family Guy 2010 Movies 3. Jeffrey Cage - 9/11 2017 4. Charlie Sheen, Tom Logan - Scary Movie 3, 4, 5 2003 - 2006 - 2013

[@valentin2046]

Imagine it was Will Smith instead of Charlie geting roasted 😂😂 probably would have run out crying

[@masonsmaaladen2273]

I would pay so much to see just Charlie and Seth go back and forth

[@malegi29]

Love Mike Tyson’s reactions 😂😂😂

[@Zillionaire.]

One of my favorite roasts of all time.

[@abhishekp5227]

6:40 Seth mentioned drugs too much, even Jesse pinkman himself appeared.

[@profile2047]

How could he mention drugs too much. It’s literally the fuel of his problemz

[@mr.l4461]

Dude the comeback at Amy was brilliant. And her face was the best part 😂

[@alexolvera6403]

Seth destroyed here. He was on fire!

[@thegozzy]

A bunch of C-list celebrities: "rockstar this", "rockstar that".. meanwhile, in the audience, at 16:40

[@Ibrahym0]

2 and a half men was the best sitcom as long as charlie was in it

[@oeao2841]

Jokes on Charlie radio shack doesn't exist anymore😂

[@matheus204503]

Esse roast é de 13 anos atrás.....

[@itsdumpy]

I still watch two and a half man coz of charlie sheen

[@walter8205]

3:21 you can hear Toad in the background hahaha

[@maxclement7667]

Watching and grabbing my popcorn 🍿

[@coppola9885]

Two and the half men is best sitcom ever. Charlie was

[@ZooHair]

Charlie Sheen the man the myth the legend just today i finished watching Spin City. it was a blast.

[@shopaccount8909]

Charlie is 57 and still alive

[@necessaryJustice_4all]

William Shatner is the only one with class. A real comedian can roast you w/out bringing your kids into it. Bravo sir. 👏

[@SaulGoodman-w2x]

Masterclass roast by Shatner.

[@billzjr222]

Also Jon did an amazing job.