Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes

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On Charlie Sheen's new cooking show; Winning Recipes, Charlie shows you how to cook using all of the power of a warlock.
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[@xavierhuc2125]

Charlie Sheen threatening a knife with another knife is one of the best thing ever .

[@mpowe123]

This just proves how talented Charlie Sheen is. Sober or not, having a breakdown or not, he is funny.

[@karlastafford9623]

Absolutely ! 😁

[@bolo2393]

Ten years later, and this is still easily one of the best things on KZbin.

[@simontracey4160]

Yep, I come here often and laugh every time. Charli did his job god bless him

[@gitsurfer27]

This is one of the greatest things ive ever seen, period.

[@princessparrots]

I love this video

[@emmetbrown2859]

i agree.

[@bmwjonathan]

Indeed 😂😂

[@colinmackinnon696]

"All green things must die" Thus saith the Sheen.

[@tanchinguyen04]

You are so wrong without green were dead

[@BossDoubloon30]

I love how he can make fun of himself. Give the man that much credit, at least

[@sagehokage357]

'my body is a locked box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility' nuff said Charlie for President

[@crashpal]

no tiger blood?

[@sagehokage357]

no tiger blood, just assassin nobility lol

[@Masada1911]

Pretty damn close now

[@Superintendent_ChaImers]

Thumbs up if you would actually watch this as a series on Food Network.

[@SpikePowers]

+Nunya Bidness I want this to happen soooo baaaadd

[@nicolekosch4429]

+Spike Powers XD He would be much better than some food network ppl that is for sure O_O ooohhh make him join Brown on Cut throat kitchen XD

[@SpikePowers]

Nicole Kosch Loved him on Dr. Oz

[@kseustis]

+Nunya Bidness uh, duh, yeah

[@max4410]

People say the dumbest things for thumbs up.

[@tessrusin]

I wanna live like a Rockstar Vatican Assassin

[@benjaminmendoza3339]

ATREES #thetruth

[@thekingofnorway3465]

Teresa Rusin the Vatican does not have assassins, if they want to shut someone up they just buy them ice cream and tell them if they talk, Jesus will kill their parents

[@alfredolara1811]

Michael FMBenitez

[@reostzombie13]

Sheen taking a knife to the knife was the best part.

[@billklinger9425]

The taste of Charlie Sheen makes your soul to weep and forfeit... lmao! CLASSIC!!!

[@DStash]

Charlie Sheen has learned how to channel internet through himself.

[@PageofLegend]

This is so awesome, his ridiculous confidence is hilarious!

[@Forenzikproductions]

This is so funny now because of the circumstances

[@briangenthner5500]

Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Because of the implications

[@Lucas-DX]

It was already funny back then… that’s why it was made

[@aliak3734]

charlie sheen still a great actor

[@SuperKako17]

Nah, that's just him.

[@CookingwithSugarTV]

I know one thing for sure that kitchen is Winning. WOW would I love to cook a meal there.

[@dcjxd]

Cocaine's hell of a drug

[@DarthRushy]

Why was this never picked up? This should be going on its 12th season with Ashton Kutcher by now!

[@bruceneu8588]

LOL

[@TheOfficialxHaul]

all green things must die lol

[@hercharms8963]

+xHaul Plimp love your profile pic!

[@TheOfficialxHaul]

+hercharms why thank you ma nigga!

[@hercharms8963]

Im wite choclate,and I don't even like the stuff,lol

[@victorbrunswick]

"My body is a lockbox of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility."

[@JasmineMorrisPublicFuzz]

I don't cook food. I will it!

[@edwardkushnerov4908]

Similarly, I don't eat food; I will it into my stomach :p

[@letigidou2052]

I don't eat either , i just skip directly to digestion.

[@Vetgo21]

"I am living the life of a rock-star Vatican assassin" Charlie Sheen is just too epic XD

[@biglesthecat4454]

It's always great when a celebrity can make fun of themselves and Charlie Sheen is the king of self parodying

[@bolo2393]

I worked in a few kitchens around the time this came out. So many great one liners to throw around. "My hands are rated by Zagats", "duh, WINNING! Steak is done", and "really? looks like a (fill in the blank) WINNING salad to me" were some of the best.

[@CheddarBob39]

I love Charlie Sheen. Awesome guy with a great sense of humor. He is the coolest guy ever.

[@sakusia]

"this is not a spatula it's a cooking wand ... FOR A WARLOCK!!" lmao. Those snobby cooking shows bug me. I think Charlie should team up with Emeril and say ''Bam let's kick it up a notch with some tiger blood". I would like to order a "tomato winning salad".

[@trainrider02]

Charlie Sheen is even funnier than on network tv. He is able to express himself without restraints of the "suits" of the world.

[@FlossyCarter]

UMMMMMM TASTE LIKE WINNING!!!

[@00Grunk]

All this video does is make me feel depressed because I will never be this awesome :/

[@S2C8509]

Just checking to make sure this is as hilarious as I remember. 😆

[@alfatazer_8991]

So much winning!

[@ninjastah]

This needs to be a show!

[@heathergundry7059]

Very very funny, deep and witty. Love the way you garnish the meal with your Tiger vision.

[@Allison-qk1ws]

Say what you want about the man, but at least he's a good sport.

[@daiduongdaviddinh140]

Charlie, please teach me about the teleport thing

[@jamesepperson9734]

this gets. Highly Ingenious Venture and Positive review.

[@vgoth100]

Rockstar Vatican Assasin would so totally sell as an energy drink.....winning!

[@gustavobarbosa9799]

I couldn't find some Charlie Sheen's gaze at Wal Mart. How can I finish my steak now?

[@jswashbuckle]

"The taste of Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit" LOL

[@griffyt209]

The way he uses adjectives is like if gabriel just never stopped talking and it's great

[@charmainemiles4089]

Charlie Sheen has a brilliant mind, I just love him and who else can be that funny he cracks me up and that lot in Hollywood could never be as honest as him.

[@soulfulfreedomheart2505]

Winning 😁

[@pizzaslicer3680]

this must be made a real cooking show

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

I figured it would end with the real owners of the house coming in and finding Charlie Sheen making a mess in their kitchen.

[@karlastafford9623]

He's so funny ! He makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt. 😂😂😂

[@christiansharp6151]

best funny or die video ive seen in awhile!

[@logix0]

All green things must die LOL

[@comanchio1976]

I thought it was someone impersonating him at first, and I thought "Hey this guy's pretty good.."

[@ceeman100]

comanchio1976 idubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbz?

[@sheepdean]

I would gladly pay to see a full series of these

[@jacobbrim2213]

one of the best videos ive ever seen

[@EdvinLu]

Hi there. I'm getting slightly crazy here. Someone please answer these questions to me. PLEASE: 1. Why are these celebrities filming for this channel? 2. What sorcery is this?

[@SpikePowers]

+Edvin Lu 1) To get more views and to have really funny videos 2) Hollywood

[@adamnorthwood1673]

+Edvin Lu Illuminati

[@elannikkel]

" All green must die". xD fucking awesome

[@ashtodust3664]

only time I ever witnessed my now deceased father laugh was when I made him watch this 8 years ago. Come on it is funny and absolutely makes a mockery of the billion cooking shows on tv of now.

[@marchrabbit85]

Best cooking episode i ever saw

[@privatenina5063]

Make a tv show off of this

[@Crazy_Cakes]

looks like a tomato winning salad to me

[@CajunRecon]

There is only 1 word to describe this video properly---- GOLD

[@user-ls1cl6vf7e]

This is the greatest thing ever!!!

[@DeepbloodFang]

Damn he has gotten so skinny

[@catherinevaz6139]

Yes, and so do crack and coke :)

[@SoulM.A.1303]

cmon, I think he's in a great condition. It's more important that he's healthy

[@WaywardSister92]

Drugs will do it.

[@LaraCroftEyes1]

He isn't healthy and it has nothing to do with him having HIV

[@junior-8777]

That’s what HIV/AIDS does to you, lmfaoo.

[@kaoskryst6688]

Dear Charlie Sheen, you know this already, you're awesome and dearly missed. You've brought a lot of joy to my life. I don't know all that happened, but I still watch two and a half men, sometimes with kooter, but most often not. I haven't seen all the episodes yet, but I will with you in them. Just finished watching the 2 part with pianos and it was sad when they crushed you with the piano, but hilarious when they got chuck lorre. I'd like to see you doing something else in the showbiz, but with all these politically correct motherfuckers out there and all these bitches with no fucking bawls.. I don't know, the way shit's unfolding is it's headed towards some Idiocracy and Demolition Man pacifist cesspool fuck-o-rama world. Fuck them, fuck the haters, and fuck the kumquats that want everyone to be like everyone else and tell you how to fucking live. The world needs people like you Charlie Sheen! Much Love, ~Kozmo

[@Falcon-xxon]

This guy is amazing. I have seen two and half M'n more than 7 times.

[@whatisdisshit]

That outdoor kitchen setup at 1.04 is sick! There is a TV and everything! Would like to own something similar to that in the future :)

[@Tsumami__]

Im literally crying at 2:12 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Koliho1337]

cocaine is a helluva drug

[@brandon96crotty]

it's called charlie sheen

[@SubjectDelta20]

I loved how serious he sounded at the "All green things must die..." part,lol Hilarious.

[@stephenh5865]

HILARIOUS !!! A total comedian. Hopper rides again?

[@milllumine2246]

hope he doesn't cut his fucking hand. wouldn't want any of his tiger blood in my food.

[@YugiohMaster1987]

you mean AIDS? Cause that's what he has, HIV-AIDS.

[@YugiohMaster1987]

But this was still hilarious, either way and he's still a great actor.

[@LPWatterson]

I thought that it was just HIV. Anyhoo, either way he's gonna have a hard time getting even the rent-girls to go to bed with him.

[@rikardlinden6800]

i don´t like him no more

[@itztuck3r]

Fuck you

[@FireShadowCZ]

Tucker Andrasek precisely

[@user-uh2mp8jl3q]

What a fantastic funny guy,bless from uk

[@ellabor9054]

I wont stop doing thiS i luv u mr. Charlie sheen

[@kozykingjames]

I get hungry for a nice meal and a glass of wine after I watch this.

[@EATITTV]

I'm a proud member of the "Church of Charlie Sheen" !!!

[@SomethingCool51]

I forgot how cool Charlie Sheen was. What site did he upload his rants onto?

[@Darkangelrock92]

Lmfao he truly embrace his role in this clip, haha winning! :)

[@georgepitsounis4758]

Yeah girl winning every day

[@MarK-ro3vl]

This needs more views

[@brentjahnsen8839]

It does not seem to matter what charlie does, but is somehow so inspirational!!! :)

[@richadkingreporter]

i want to see his new show so bad

[@NinjaHotel]

i loove him so much :)

[@scottdearmond4804]

best of luck Charlie . You made me laugh so many times.

[@Hylander27]

OMG! must make this a real cooking show!

[@bolo2393]

My boy is a lockbox (choking back laughter while speaking) of diamonds, uranium, and assassin nobility! This dude is incredible

[@ti225rt]

I needed that!

[@princessparrots]

does he have any others? lol. love charlie sheen

[@Darkangelrock92]

happy bday charlie !!

[@cakestalker]

charlie sheen is awesome :) miss you on two and a half men, the show sucks without you.

[@I4GET2P]

I could not stop laughing! This should be an actual show. I would watch it :D lol

[@brokencubedgaming7806]

i remember when this first came out it was so funny

[@wesselbindt]

Only someone as awesome as Charlie Sheen could parody Charlie Sheen.

[@scupas2329]

still so many viewers. salute to the legend. GO tiger blood.

[@teshaines]

amazing

[@PoshByDefault]

You know when you go full screen it lags the video a little. Well, I did that when he said winning recipes and it sounded like the auto tune song! How epic is that?!

[@trippyphreak]

I love this guy

[@Joecbg100]

Great guy, would like to meet him.

[@kennyross917]

how did he do that teleport thing?

[@killerP2463]

RIP Loved that winning song

[@wjmcd703]

Duh winning steak is done, love it!

[@blacknite67]

R.I.P Charlie Sheen :( , you were a young soul...that was unfortunate....thank you for all the entertainment over the years :)

[@AmberElizabeth95]

I'm sad that Charlie Sheen doesn't do this stuff anymore. I adored him last year when he did

[@NoobKittehz]

This needs more views. :D

[@crackosaurus]

Charlie’s humor in this is a proto How to Basic

[@lucrativeelfmongrel]

I love this man so much. In a winning way.

[@rickysterling9194]

Turn this into a series already