Charlie Watches The Presidential Debate

Get a load of these guys! [Streamed 6/27/2024]
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[@sourturtle3964]

South Park has the easiest episode ever, they don’t even have to make up the dialogue

[@Figgy20000]

Imagine if South Park released an episode and it was literally just the 4 kids sitting in front of a TV watching the debate unedited...

[@user-te7sm4nf9c]

south park never talk bad about biden they are liberal

[@WesleyAPEX]

South Park hasn’t said a word about Brandon yet. South Park is a joke.

[@Fragrantcanary]

@@WesleyAPEX it is a comedy, so you aint wrong

[@Peepaw_Afton_Art]

@@user-te7sm4nf9cThe South Park creators are not liberal nor conservative. Matt and Trey are centralists.

[@praetoriancorps]

A 81 year old and a 78 year old running for president in a country that has a life expectancy of 76

[@ashdog9235]

Hey! The life expectancy is decreasing so you know….

[@omeganeoz]

And they both look mad angry😭

[@ColtenKubitz]

At least one of them can make coherent sentences

[@jazzlaugh6578]

​@@ColtenKubitzDebatable

[@CubeGodd]

@@ColtenKubitz is it really coherent if it's 5+ nonsense lies in a row, per sentence? lmao... they're both a joke

[@igeljaeger]

americans really watch 2 seniors say "no u" for an hour

[@angel_of_rust]

would you want younger politicians doing it for you then? that's the government in a nutshell. why does age matter when they all do it? ironically Trump has been one of the best politicians and presidents America has ever had.

[@dollarbillzz]

@@angel_of_rustwhat😭😭

[@tuskactu4820]

@@dollarbillzz he just wanted to come up with some bullshit that lets him call trump the best 💀

[@primalboi96]

@@angel_of_rustcap

[@primalboi96]

@@angel_of_rustObama

[@Plushpup-hf2ng]

"so next question on-" "shut the fuck up and let me countinue"

[@nihlus9589]

"Mr. president, you are old as f*ck." "Well first of all, I used to be young 60 years ago."

[@THamm-xt8jm]

Number 2, I ate my son’s crack to gain immortality

[@patricklong1558]

They're both old as fuck. Only a 3 year difference between the two

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

I bet he would rather say something unrelated and then babble about something semi relevant to the previous topic.

[@ArrowMaster_]

*"sLeePY jOe neVEr FiXEd tHE pOvERtY rAteS"*

[@CRMdrifter]

Number 1. Number 2, eheferkyr I won the Olympic gold in the 1969 Panama kfetfeumemem.

[@manydoorsedboy6579]

"What are you going to do about child care?" Trump and Biden: "This guy next to me fuckin sucks."

[@russell-gt1dy]

That's what grandparents are for. Next question

[@SaltySparrow]

@@russell-gt1dy lol wtf.

[@matthewstout6798]

Your opinion means nothing anime 🤡

[@FaultehBoi]

​@@matthewstout6798 you are the clown 😶

[@jarrmann]

no one wants to answer that question because it sucks

[@marmar_rat]

👴🟥: Im better at golf than you! 👴🟦: What did you say? Its just two grandpas arguing and going off topic 😭

[@Twink6629-lg3te]

This comment is golden lmao here take this 🏆

[@zacklepplin2872]

No matter if you’re a republican, a democrat, unaffiliated, any other party we have to all universally agree we are so cooked. We just watched the two presidential candidates fight over golf.

[@JaykeoSaurus]

The US had a super strong economy under Trump and I really don't see how the US would be cooked. All Trump did was be straight up and post on Twitter that hurt people's feelings lol. 1.85 for gas vs 4.80 for gas. That's an example of a dude who knows what he is doing and another dude who doesn't know what they are doing. Also Trump literally did not have to do anything tbh and he knows that. The more he lets Biden talk the better he looks already. I really can't wait for all the fear mongering to look dumb as hell once Trump is in and the US somehow becomes better and we are all saving money. But of course no one is gonna acknowledge it. 😂

[@matthopkins480]

I don’t know life was pretty good under trump till Covid came

[@zakkzillaops]

Agreed.

[@Toxic-tn7xu]

@@matthopkins480rewatch that debate dude, then tell me we’re not cooked either way

[@joshdugas8421]

@@matthopkins480I disagree. He served as an example for what a president should never be. He personally perpetuates misinformation and incites division. He blatantly took credit for economic policies put into place before he came into office. He is rude and embarrassed our country on the global stage. Let’s not give that nonsense praise. We can give him another 4 years since it really doesn’t matter who we pick at this point, but let’s not look back on that like it was good in anyway lol

[@Linxyy]

them completely ignoring the questions and just tearing each other apart is hilarious

[@deathpie24]

And exactly as expected

[@anguslees960]

Trump is using that time to make sure people understand what Joe biden said about the last question is fact checked. Biden made so many lies like the border patrol endorsing him lol and then they come out and said thats is the absolute opposite

[@Ichigo_7777]

low IQ take. would you rather hear them tlak about irrelevant stupid questions, or about the most important things that are going on ? you can see Charlie as well in the beggining asking "what does that have to do with childcare ?" which is a room temperature IQ take. Trump was talking about the process which, if continued, will completely destroy the country and everyone in it. believing that childcare comes even close in importance would prove very low IQ, which is fine I'm not saying you're inferiour or anything, just really stupid.

[@Pwnr145]

"Number 2-" -thank you President Biden

[@johnycomaro]

Ive never watched a debate before...but are they all like this? Have i been missing out all this time?

[@propelledgaming9441]

''How do you plan to fix the American healthcare system'' ''I would smoke this dude in golf, just saying.''

[@satzbau9185]

"I've seen your swing, I know your swing."

[@Entelover]

"I'll do it if you carry your bag, do you think you can do it?"

[@mrshinybald2739]

Bro I fucken enjoyed that part

[@ShortFuseMan]

​@@satzbau9185 I know this is off-topic, but Miku with an RPG-7 goes hard. Yeah, not gonna lie. Also, epic channel description. Cool and good, etcetera, etcetera‥…

[@Creamy-1988]

We beat Medicare

[@appealingdarkness5677]

Markiplier is 35. He should run for president.

[@nastynamed1892]

He has my vote

[@sketchedout4080]

He would do a better job atp💀

[@ThugShakerCentral54]

Oh absolutely 😭

[@WomanOf100Faces]

I mean. We already call him the King, and he DID release a video on his birthday about being old enough to run. VOTING FOR MARK!

[@MrJaySoN777]

There's a joke about The Bite of '87 here somewhere. I just know it.

[@Laffy_i13ll]

Trump vs Biden need to do a 18 hole golf tournament to decide who is president

[@Laffy_i13ll]

Not to mention it would feed families

[@SmoothieJazz85]

They need to do that in wii sports

[@hostilepacifist275]

The question reappearing at the bottom after they've got so off track that it's irrelevant is so funny

[@themarksmanxii7256]

ikr😭

[@RyanBrown-jb3rp]

nothing off topic about it. one side showing we waste spending. he responded to someone calling him the worst, he responded back, overspedning is his response to hit.....stop overspending...then we can afford what the initial question was about. The fact biden used the word Credit = Inflation!

[@placefeature5329]

it's sad that the sinor abuse that's going on with Biden!

[@mtmcommunity]

@@RyanBrown-jb3rp Trump supporters are a cruel joke in society and you're waisting our oxygen. Go do something about

[@toxi101yt5]

@@RyanBrown-jb3rp damn now hostilepacifist275's comment isn't funny anymoree!! 😕😕😕😕

[@vengeance93826]

I love biden’s looks when he’s not talking. He is making faces from LA Noir

[@cerberus1166]

so like hes pooping?

[@kevinsmith7287]

I like the noise he makes when he shuts up.

[@theamazingcj2748]

This is literally the perfect description of his demeanor. When he's talking, he's an Oblivion NPC, when he's stagnant, he's an LA Noire suspect.

[@maddazza9557]

😅

[@Bane520]

I feel like Trump is the one making LA Noire faces lol, Biden is not expressive enough

[@enzoperruccio]

It's a bit sad that when they talk about opioids they just mention ways to detect and ban them instead of looking at WHY people are consuming them in the first place. Supply will always exist as long as there's a demand for it.

[@JabbyCrabby-bi7jj]

@@enzoperruccio tru

[@real_smilegamez]

So what do you suggest we do about losers who turn to drugs?

[@JabbyCrabby-bi7jj]

@@real_smilegamezforced rehabilitation

[@enzoperruccio]

@@real_smilegamez They aren't losers, they're just people who couldn't find their way through life, either because of lack of support or just bad luck. Calling them losers is the most immature and ignorant thing you can say when it's not even their own fault most of the time. The system is broken and doesn't care about those who fall, be careful when making fun of others because you aren't safe, nobody is.

[@LocustLocust-wc7mv]

@@real_smilegamezHey man lots of people who do drugs make the money you live off of

[@orangecapy]

Why does Biden sound like my text to speech tool on my pc?

[@phantom4167]

your text to speech is probably more coherent than him honestly

[@john-j2y]

at least your tts can read

[@helloisbyebye]

probably his side job or sum

[@dalegribblebountyhunter59]

Trump: **Talking** Biden: 😦🥴😮😵‍💫😀😞

[@imbored_wastaken]

There's not a signle thought behind Biden's eyes😭

[@samneuman6580]

@@imbored_wastakenoh yeah there is “where are the sniffables at?”

[@PoleOutGod]

@@samneuman6580weird

[@theelectro6812]

He looks like the first guy from LA noire with those facial expressions kek

[@TheTulerie]

I mean he immediately started rambling 😂

[@TheRealRealMClovin]

These guys argued with calling eachother the worst president in history nearly the whole debate. Neither one of them got really offended until their golfs skills were questioned LMAO

[@ARCtrooper_bliz02]

Who cares about ww3 i can kick a ball better

[@Bleeglesplotch]

​@@ARCtrooper_bliz02yeah, because everyone knows you kick golf balls....

[@kalebarmentrout4384]

@@BleeglesplotchI hope nobody kicks my golf balls….

[@stevemclovin1566]

Nah, joe got pissed with trump when his son got mentioned.

[@authentictaco8166]

Thats simple, thats because golf is the only thing they actually can take full responsibility for. Everything else they’re just puppets

[@americathecountryball8358]

That poor debate guy asking the questions

[@Vollification]

"What did I do in my past life to deserve this?"

[@americathecountryball8358]

@@Vollification Exactly

[@Wake-up90]

⁠@@americathecountryball8358I mean he is a leftist cnn worker so why should u feel bad 🤣

[@ednanocapes]

bro both of these old men have this scary almost eerie way of answering a question without actually answering it

[@angel_of_rust]

lying, dodging and ignoring the question isn't exclusive to old people y'know

[@ednanocapes]

@@angel_of_rust never said it was

[@PerfectedInDeath]

never heard a politician speak then I’m guessing 🤣

[@cakecwkecake7479]

its not scary at all they literally just ignore

[@rozeypeyton285]

i think that’s just all politicians but these two are old politicians that don’t really see the future but only the past

[@Raykushi]

"It looks like biden temporarily powers down in between question to conserve battery" Holy fucking shit LMAO

[@RagePage]

Shit killed me😂

[@EALS-pb5rs]

I checked your comment 1 second before he said it lol

[@gentlemanbassfishing2528]

Damn 😅😅😅

[@buddyguy4723]

People from the street just call that nodding off.

[@FeXi13579]

Timestamp?

[@ExplosiveBean1]

“Fentanyl deaths have gone up in both of your presidencies” Both of them: “nuh uh”

[@JohnSmith-op7ls]

Obama in the shadows: Lol, how do they not know it was me

[@realmstupid-on8df]

Lmao

[@LordZub4291]

​@@JohnSmith-op7lsand his cousin George Bush. After 911 200% of heroin consumption increased. I wonder if it had something to do with invading the poppy fields in the middle east

[@JemFire]

part actually made me upset bc the drug epidemic is serious lmao. they dont even answer the questions at all

[@GamingKing545]

just end the war on drugs

[@supermaxr5093]

I love how charlie is really good at criticizing both. He doesn’t really show much of a bias in any direction so he doesn’t offend anyone

[@johnnybravo9194]

Yep, he's great at fence-sitting.

[@NeocrimsonX]

Tbf they are both dogwater were screwed either way.

[@supermaxr5093]

@@NeocrimsonX Yeah everyone usually has a slight preference. Good for him regardless i enjoy ppls content no matter what ha

[@meatymeat717]

​@@johnnybravo9194 I rather fencesitting than choosing these two old clowns lol.

[@Twink6629-lg3te]

I would argue that being right in the middle is also a bias. Charlie 100% leads the centrist route. Not having bias is impossible, and being a centrist is fine but depending the topic of debate centrism can be kinda problematic. Especially when it comes to more “human rights” type topics. Charlie is going to show himself as apolitical as possible to not alienate any of his audience, so he can make as much money as possible and not piss of his fan base.

[@gabrielmartel7970]

Its a shame to see two friends fall apart like this, they toughed through the FNAF games together and now they are bickering even more

[@sketchedout4080]

💀

[@Ur_Mom_Is_Pretty_Asf]

I know, it's really sad to see two best friends be torn apart 😔

[@brandenmanuel2037]

2020: Grumpy Old Men 2024: Grumpier Old Men

[@where_art_thou_mary_j]

grumpier, specifically older men

[@Cloudaddy220]

TRUMP 2024

[@Wulk]

I would vote for literally anyone else but this two ancient brain death dementia patients

[@asianpotatofarmer1310]

@@Cloudaddy220no. Both of them should not have been running for president

[@toddmorningstar4206]

​@Cloudaddy220 Dude, anyone else would have whipped Trump's ass on that stage. Anyone else but Biden, apparently.

[@hiddenvlogs7973]

I love how Biden is either squinting or has his eyes wide open 😂

[@benjaminradez2679]

He’s gotta cycle through the pre-set animations 🤣

[@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta]

That's cause they very likely drugged him in order to keep him awake.

[@MadMax-de5uh]

I honestly think he’s an animatronic

[@jabanan]

​@@MadMax-de5uhhes just 81 years old

[@JustAlphaa]

He has to keep himself from falling asleep

[@smokejc]

Those two are an absolute nightmare. People watching from other countries can't help but think it's just satire and there's actual capable candidates.

[@MamaAki]

My biggest worry is if Trump win, he'll back USA out if NATO, giving Russia a reason to start taking more land. I live in Sweden, was anti NATO. Now that we're in it for bigger defense, if USA leave, we'll be cooked :p

[@ericstaples7220]

People love Trump in other countries.

[@Dualdisc23]

@@ericstaples7220 technically correct, seeing how "people" is a relative term. There are more than 2 people who love Trump. The majority however jokes about him as a clown, sees him as the worst president to ever take office. A potential dictator. Someone who completely lost his marbles. Then they see Biden and see someone who has one foot in the grave and forgot where his other foot is. The respect people have had for America has never been that low. Putin totally loves his puppet Trump though.

[@5k3m.]

@@ericstaples7220pffffffffft😂😂😂

[@m3371]

@@ericstaples7220 yeah, russia loved him so much they put him in office in the first place 😃

[@anomalouscrow4853]

If I wanted to spend my time watching fossils stand next to each other I’d visit a museum

[@aussj4link214]

This is an actual episode of South Park.

[@PipeBombPaladin]

That sums this up pretty well. Sadly 😭

[@I_love_pugs567]

Kanye ain’t sounding too bad ngl

[@abmtz8537]

Turd sandwich vs giant douche

[@bobbyboost100]

​@@I_love_pugs567Kanye is still worse.

[@BagofMilk]

Turd Sandwich v Giant Douche

[@remcosl4115]

everytime Biden looks at Trump, it looks like he sees him for the very first time

[@jackrabbit1704]

He can barely hide his confusion and anger, the man is demented.

[@Utilizador-gs3lx]

Love at first sight

[@AntonHofscheisser]

​@@jackrabbit1704fr my granpa has it too. Kinda sad he cant enjoy his last years in an eldery care

[@freeckotreecko]

​@@Utilizador-gs3lxomfg what I wanted to say

[@TheNutzak]

He forgets every time and is surprised of the famous Home Alone 2 actor being there.

[@JoaoMarquinhoooooooos]

18:29 HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!

[@VOlDTALES]

Best Biden clip is when secret service is pointing him where to go after landing in the white house lawn and he just walks off into the distance in the middle of the yard

[@martian_chan]

When the biggest confrontation in the debate was about golf, you know we’re fucked.

[@thefloridaman41]

Technically it started because Biden tried to take a shot at Trump’s weight and Trump said he just won 2 golf tournaments and Joe can’t even swing a club.

[@bageltortilla4057]

honestly let’s just get rid of the election and make them play golf till one wins

[@martian_chan]

@@thefloridaman41 Screw the votes let’s get these guys on the green. Winner takes the Oval Office.

[@billyhammer4754]

@@martian_chan trump easily clears biden in golf

[@CorporalGrievous93]

@thefloridaman41 He took a shot at Trump being obese when he tried to publish that he was weighing like 210 or 220. And golf is NOT a measure of fitness. Might as well brag about your prowess in darts lol.

[@vassilisglympatsos4133]

presidental debate 🚫 golf debate ✅

[@chuucake]

😭

[@demongamer_IX]

Ah yes, because golfing is just as important than being a president... Actually in their age I think that's most they do.

[@jameing3176]

@@demongamer_IX MCB.

[@demongamer_IX]

@@jameing3176 No I just find this who event funny that’s all.

[@eternalsun13]

to be fair... we'd all watch that golf game

[@chasesmith4248]

the fact our presidents went from mutually respecting n truly caring about the US to just gossiping about eachother like school girls

[@Foogi9000]

Honestly they're a perfect representation of how decayed the United States as a country has become over the past 100 years

[@lifedeather]

Average school girl moment

[@plasmanip3998]

Thanks republicans for nominating a extremist candidate

[@Fankas2000]

They never cared, they just pretended.

[@jfktheciavictim2988]

This has been happening since before you were alive. You must me new here

[@Tre-k8r]

They sound like my uncles arguing at Thanksgiving

[@thenuggy5417]

why did this whole debate feel less like a presidential debate and more like two random elderly men sitting at a bar arguing

[@Koroeatspotates]

Cause thats what it is

[@wildspirewarrior211]

And that's the sad and scary part

[@mcflurryfrostie]

​@@wildspirewarrior211 the real sad and scary part is that half of the voters don't see what we see and think their guy "won" the debate.

[@flazedog1647]

@@mcflurryfrostie exactly people need to realize that both of them are going to to ruin this nation

[@kenadrian27]

You mean one senile old man arguing with his old but present caregiver

[@TheAero16]

The videos of them playing Elden Ring/CoD and roasting each other don't seem that farfetched anymore😂

[@InVinoVeratas]

It'd at least ve entertaining while they decide which one takes America from the backround reacharound.

[@Spookiefu]

they were never deepfaked yk it was a real gaming sesh

[@vicevilla9949]

They do. Joe biden actually talks coherently in those videos

[@jaredford417]

Honestly, they should have opened the debate with showing them those videos and asking what they thought about them.

[@7eddiii]

fellow presidential zomboys enjoyer i see

[@chaotika693]

Why are they ignoring the questions??? It makes them look horrible, this is comical

[@johnnotrealname8168]

It does sure but this is politics.

[@jonahmays]

@@johnnotrealname8168it wasn’t always, I’ve been rewatching the older debates 😭 look at some Obama v Romney debates, it’s just depressing to compare them

[@johnnotrealname8168]

@@jonahmays They were for show. It was only because one of them was a horrible candidate. Go back to 1984.

[@TundraTheBlueQuaker]

The most AI generated candidates on earth 😂

[@noname-li5tl]

Go outside

[@emanuelmaldoileacont8253]

Come back inside​@@noname-li5tl

[@LazyCatIsFat]

"How are you going to make healthcare more affordable?" "Erm...the guy beside me? Yeah...very stinky!!! No good!"

[@mirabil3]

whoever was asking those questions needs a raise

[@tonypatino1765]

NPC who didn't watch video

[@iroboskelly4421]

@@tonypatino1765 this comment summarizes the entirety of the childcare segment, so it's pretty spot on if you ask me

[@tombstone2254]

@@tonypatino1765dumbass

[@QuantizedAxiom]

​@@tonypatino1765lmao u didn't even watch the debate clearly, they avoided hard questions like the plague

[@bernardolibertucio5483]

This would be very funny to watch if they weren't the FUCKING PRESIDENTS OF UNITED STATES 😭

[@nDayanHN]

It's pretty funny to see from another country tho

[@jordanturner6908]

I’m not from the US and I don’t find it funny, especially when a similar situation is happening here in my country

[@bobbydumpling9]

@@jordanturner6908I’d argue it’s more fun to just watch the whole circus clown performance unfold and laugh along with it though. People often like to take life too seriously haha

[@heilamwether8911]

@@jordanturner6908it’s really morbid comedy: You know it’s going down, but to see it so openly is even funnier. (Also, people are kinda tired, and they feel like they don’t have control, so let’s see what the people decide to do.)

[@adnan_honest_jihadist5775]

it is hilarious for me as a half german half turkish ex-atheist sunni hanafi muslim to see the downfall of usa and its presidents

[@eliasmaissour437]

watching these two debating is like watching the debats we used to do in middle school. That's probably an insult to middle schoolers

[@wasabionYT]

Our literal presidents have less ability to concentrate on a topic and I have adhd, a mental disorder that literally makes it hard to stay on one topic…..

[@wasabionYT]

less ability to concentrate on a topic than me.

[@videogameplayer0552]

Trump is doing great. Biden not so much.

[@gyranix]

Unfortunately short term memory loss is more effective then ADHD in terms if topic disruption lol

[@randymarsh27]

It’s outright elder abuse

[@chrishouterman4772]

Bro, for real. His wife is gonna be dragged through the mud for this. That said, they both did TERRIBLY. How is this where we are lol

[@souljaboy.6668]

vote kendrick

[@ssk58607]

@@chrishouterman4772joe did worse, far worse

[@chrishouterman4772]

@@ssk58607 They both sound like toddlers stuck in old men’s bodies. One of them is still learning to talk and the other brings up his golf game to show competency for president of the united states lol. Almost every question was deflected by both of them to talk about how much the other guy sucks and maybe the biggest “wtf” about the whole thing is that the closest thing to a real back and forth we had was about them playing golf…. You are right, Joe definitely “lost” but that’s like saying episode 5 of the Acolyte was the best episode yet lol it’s still a wet fart. 💨

[@chrishouterman4772]

@@casewojo6186 But he’s my favorite candidate, you just made that up in your head because you cant cope with criticism at all lol. That said, both sides do that too.

[@boxes_full]

Biden: look, the fact is, we can’t…we don’t… look. Here’s the deal. And this is no foolin. Trump: There are 10 billion Guatemalans attacking the Lincoln memorial right now.

[@a_passing_cloud]

Of all the comments, this is the one that really kills me 😂

[@brandtcarroll9316]

😂😂😂 This is good

[@AB-wk6ve]

Love seeing Instagram memes on KZbin comments.

[@Ixmaya7]

As a Guatemalan, this made me laugh dawg😂

[@mikehawkertz9237]

I mean, we have an immigration problem.

[@xen.7140]

Watching this as a non-American is entertaining. This whole debate feels like something straight out of Rick & Morty.

[@Ethan-yd4gn]

Its wild how desensitized the country has gotten to how absolutely absurd it is to have these two people running for the highest ranking position in the entire country

[@blackjackjester]

Not anymore!

[@Ethan-yd4gn]

@@blackjackjester true that

[@TheDarkOne3141]

Well, I’m not American. But the choices are: A) And old guy who has super power saving mode on all the time B) Anither old guy, but he’s younger

[@ThaTruFily]

America is a country that can be described in a single word: Afootaffttfaaafoot

[@leroysanchino]

Trumanensunapressure

[@titanderp]

What😨

[@beatles42ohgg94]

@@titanderp thats an actual quote from joe biden a few years ago when he was president.

[@beatles42ohgg94]

@@titanderp and i dont think he elaborated after the fact. he normally doesnt, cause as trump says "i dont think he knows what he just said"

[@Onlyspaceman]

@@beatles42ohgg94 leave him alone he got dementia, he probably don't even remember where he is

[@Moistynuget]

I find it hilarious how both of them just silently agreed to go after each other and ignore the questions.

[@matthoon3737]

Tbf the questions were fucking stupid. I don’t care if trump will accept the election. I wanna hear about how I’ll be keeping more of my paycheck.

[@someguyonyt2831]

@@matthoon3737 Right ? Like, who TF cares about climate change ? World get cooler doesn't make my bill any less cheaper.

[@carbonwolfx1487]

@@someguyonyt2831 Moron, in 40 years we will have the biggest immigration crisis in history and the people of the future are just going to go "well at least they kept their paychecks"

[@loudsilence377]

You'll have to care about climate change when major cities end up underwater. Those paychecks won't mean shit in Atlantis​@someguyonyt2831

[@veonncaines7063]

​@@someguyonyt2831 You're so ignorant it's funny 🤣. If you think climate change does not affect your money, then I have bad news for you. Especially if you're young, in a few decades we will be crying even more about the same shitty situations

[@Birdsharna]

Crazy how Bill Clinton is younger than both of these two candidates rn

[@PrettyLittleSoulEater]

Biden actually said skibidi toilet at one point 😭😭😭

[@Persun_McPersonson]

Skibidi Biden is real?

[@Pavlov-x2p]

When can you clip it?

[@Pavlov-x2p]

Or can you say what time in the video?

[@hsbdbsjsjebbdbsbsb370]

@@Pavlov-x2pno

[@jonahmays]

Don’t believe it

[@sophyyz]

the debate got so unserious to the point where they literally started arguing about who was better at golf

[@I_miss_doge_and_technoblade]

Joe bidens face: 😞😵‍💫 Trumps face:🥴🤨

[@user-yr4rk3by9t]

​@@I_miss_doge_and_technoblade 😂

[@ericstaples7220]

Biden was the one who brought it up. Trump told him to stop acting like a child, which is fair.

[@I_miss_doge_and_technoblade]

@ericstaples7220 yap yap yap trump fans and biden fans both was childish and no you can't change it

[@shadowyzephyr]

@@ericstaples7220 trump's name-calling opponents is the definition of childish... the only reason he took it easy this time was because biden is clearly losing cognitive capacity and trump didn't want to look like he was shaming an elderly man...

[@KiikoVT]

This wasn't a debate, CNN tricked everyone in to watching an SNL skit

[@PostalKirby]

it was an idea for south park

[@oel734]

Were you entertained? That's the question. lol

[@danielkornegay659]

Wish that was true right now this country is so fucked.

[@seg162]

Nah, that has to be a felony

[@luv4.sadiee]

they argue like siblings 😭

[@MeMyselfAndK]

The avoidance of questions that are centered towards quality of life towards the people of the United States in pursuit of conquest and political prowess is horrifying.

[@clowdyathv1916]

Our country is COOKED. This whole debate was just two grandpa's arguing like 5th graders wtf

[@TopazToken]

fr, yall gotta either vote a felon or a fossil. i feel bad for yall btw nice pfp edit: an angry felon, a dying corpse, and a brainworm

[@deangrandoit1065]

@@TopazToken Rfk Jr bro

[@r1ri58]

People say it’s cooked every election

[@jakobtime]

@@r1ri58 facts, its always so dramatic.

[@RedKnight26]

Yep

[@bryanchamberlain790]

"i dont even think he knows what he said there" is hilarious

[@alhassanqadry]

when's that?

[@bryanchamberlain790]

@@alhassanqadry i think it happened before Charlie started watching or maybe it was cut out for some reason but in the full debate there’s a part where Biden talks incoherently for like 10 seconds and then the cnn people stop him and then trump says “I don’t know what he said at the end there, and I don’t think even he knows what he said there.”

[@BonW]

​@@bryanchamberlain790I can vouch, saw Jacksfilms' stream as it happened and that was a good moment

[@dimeadosen8372]

​@@bryanchamberlain790 it was "I dont know what he said a the end of that sentence and I don't think he knows either

[@grasscow1869]

What's the timestamp?

[@𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓭]

Just as there's a minimum age for presidency, I feel like there should be a maximum. Both of the candidates need to be put in a retirement home, not in office.

[@richlew7768]

Except the former President has more energy than most of 'youngins' combined.

[@iiimaskyiii7816]

⁠@@richlew7768that’s actually just false. He’s way more inept than most “youngins” and regardless, you genuinely believe that’s enough? My 80 year old great uncle has more energy than trump and Biden combined but that doesn’t mean he’s fit for presidency. What a strange marker for presidents to fit into in your minds.

[@Raven1024]

This shit is so...fucking...embarrassing to watch. It's even more embarrassing knowing that some people are swayed to think either of these people is a half decent candidate for literally any reason when they can't even stay on topic for a debate question.

[@genericnathan2926]

The fact that they’re not arguing over who the best president is, and that they’re arguing over who the worst president isn’t is crazy.

[@jijowajaknxanma3439]

Trump said he was rated one of the best though

[@youdonegoofed]

Biden lied about being approved by certain orgs, Trump didn't.

[@noodlesrgood1119]

Stop yapping

[@WillZill]

@@jijowajaknxanma3439 and Biden said he was rated one of the worst… it’s almost like they are both yapping to the screen to get our votes.

[@lincolnrogers4353]

@@jijowajaknxanma3439 In his opinion. 200 historians rated him last out of every single president in us history.

[@dspursuer]

"I am a gigachad based square jaw wojak and you are the crying soyjak" "no I am the big muscular doge and you are the tiny crying doge"

[@thatswhatsgood24]

Debates in 20-30 years

[@LeafBoye]

​@@thatswhatsgood24it can't come soon enough, it'll be streamlined and optimized for what the debate is really for

[@Blackkey034]

Tiny crying cheems

[@TheExFatal]

​@@thatswhatsgood24 how about right now?

[@thatswhatsgood24]

@TheExFatal we are close, we need a young millennial or an older zoomer to run for it to get to that point completely, I think.

[@texansfan0528]

I've always heard that until the 90's or so, people treated the president like a celebrity. They loved him and everyone, even the contender, had massive respect for him. Personally, I wasn't alive back then, but we need that back.

[@walter-vq1fw]

We have too much diversity to do something like that. Agreement comes from monogamous societies and the it's not even really a good thing for everyone to love the same person. Society would stagnate

[@tWobithobo]

​@@walter-vq1fwI believe you meant "homogonous" instead of "monogamous," which seems to make more sense given the context, so the rest of this reply is assuming the former rather than the latter. We are more diverse than we were before the 90's, that is true, but not that much more, so saying our current disagreements are because of excessive diversity is off the mark. I would argue that the internet and the algorithmic bubbles created by social media have a much larger part to play in the polarization and conflict we are seeing today. Because negative content draws more engagement, people are focusing on the differences rather than the majority similarities people and groups have. That is both a Left and a Right issue currently. America has always been a tremendously diverse nation given each time period it has walked through, whether that be religious, ethnic, or racial diversity. Religously, in the beginning, most immigrants were white Europeans of either Catholic or Protestant faith. Both were broadly welcome in a time when the sting of the brutal religious wars in Europe were still fresh in everyone's minds, and the theocratic monarchies in Europe staunchly detested any who were not religiously homogonous with the regime. Ethnically, the majority of the immigrants were still coming from Europe in through the 20th century, though of course a large number of Africans were brought as slaves. Both are incredibly diverse ethnically and they bring/develop inner and outer race prejudices through the generations. We have always dealt with the melting pot of faith, ethnic heritage, and race-- it was just a different equation in the past. Now, we have far more non-white, non-judeo-christian diversity in the country. That equation looks different, but it is still possible to solve the problem of friction that that kind of diversity brings. Democracy thrives, indeed is built, on a high friction environment.

[@2dbaddiehunter]

@@tWobithobo democracy is mid tbh most people are just mindless sheeps to be herd

[@pandarouge91]

This whole debate is a fever dream. It embodies the meaning of “truth is stranger than fiction.”

[@aryanbarnwal5645]

"Joe Biden temporarily powers down to conserve battery." Charlie LOL.

[@F1reIntheH0le]

lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tweenytwinkies]

Time stamp?

[@KuleGuy27]

@@tweenytwinkies 18:03

[@braind3adggs]

Biden kept taking power naps.

[@RealYunoCS]

no shit we watched it too

[@666Shinedown]

I was almost crying when they were flaming eachother over their golf K/D R and challenging eachother to a 1v1.

[@marcusmeins1839]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[@themagictoaster2472]

Not that far from the truth actually 😂

[@-Jozef]

Clearly uneducated, sleepy joe will take so long to hit a shot that trump will need a McDonald’s break. And then they both die in old age

[@ghengiskhan9308]

i like how Joe is trying to say hes more capable than him but straight after he just forgets what hes saying

[@kja6336]

@@ghengiskhan9308literally 80 year old Tito Ortiz

[@liviousgameplay1755]

im gonna cry dude

[@dollarbillzz]

fr

[@ReflexAziz]

Sports debates at the school lunch table is better than 2 previous presidents

[@ShaquilleOatmeal849]

The retirement home debate goes hard

[@Will-nn3pb]

Best comment iv seen 😂

[@turnip1744]

Sharp old man vs demented old man

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

@@turnip1744I don’t care who think the sharp one is but he’s about as sharp as the corner of a hallway.

[@DaisyAnnieBlossom]

@@drilltotheheavens1695 The corner of a hallway is sharper than tapioca pudding.

[@Wulk]

​​@@turnip1744 Bro two Dinasours are still two dinosaurs both are as sharp as a rusted edge of metal the fact that they can't even answer 1 question for hours

[@Shartfarter9000]

this reminds me of those AI generated Minecraft plays where they're at each other's necks about diamonds and emeralds

[@wtrflsh]

honestly, now we only need elon musk running as well to make it full reality.

[@archibald5128]

@@wtrflshI think I would leave the country if Elon ran 💀

[@wtrflsh]

@@archibald5128 eh, cant be worse than trump

[@tytool2385]

​@@wtrflsh Trump is very bad but I prefer Trump over a corpse.

[@wtrflsh]

@@tytool2385 fair. guess it all depends on what youre scared of more. someone impulsive who may make stupid decisions, or someone who is completely managed by his team, probably letting them do whatever they feel like doing. ive heard many people that are pro biden cause they consider the team behind him competent, and that they're voting less for him and more for them.

[@humbertoalbisa1059]

3:15 Joe's Famous Thousand Yard Stare

[@ALX65]

"To finish up." *finishes to talk trash about Biden* Bro i can't lmao☠

[@alexandrabelloso2176]

"So, what's the solution for childcare?" B: "He sucks! :(" T: "Well he sucks more! >:("

[@the-answer-is-42]

Politics at it's finest.

[@piratekingluffy376]

Because some of these issues they try to bring up are bull shit, think about it logically. If you start drilling more, paying down the deficit, combat inflation and bring back manufacturing to the US. All of these things contribute to the lowering costs of EVERYTHING including child care. The left is too busy focusing on horrible green energy policies that kill jobs and communities

[@asole100]

Biden did answer regardless

[@kingcreed348]

Well, if you had watched the debate, you'd see they both didn't have enough time to finish the previous question.

[@REZOF_WILDMONKEY]

Ppl like you Is the reason we had Trump listen to the debate buffoon

[@jaredford417]

They both have the WILDEST idle faces when the other is talking. Trump: 🥴 Biden: 😵‍💫

[@shotgunchris]

Trump: 😎 Biden: 😵

[@shanustheanus]

Trump: 😒 Biden: 💀

[@Insanity_Wolf]

Literally like watching toddlers. 😂

[@LezArtist5iG]

Trump kept making the kissing face. 😽

[@malclaire]

Trump had a dad hearing bs from his kids look. And his resting fat lip scowl. Biden was violated and honestly hope they stop abusing him.

[@ethangriffeth3679]

you could put literally any string of text in that question box and it'd have the exact same effect and purpose that it did in that debate

[@El_Rtgounidis5]

The fact that they had the question on the screen and that they werent even answering it makes it even funnier 😂

[@TheGoudaGoblin]

“I never watch the debates” *always sunny theme *Charlie watches the debate*

[@mattfrederic2038]

*bom bom bom*

[@InVinoVeratas]

I think we can all see why.

[@mattfrederic2038]

@@InVinoVeratas you are joking right

[@postaldude9779]

Which Charlie?

[@KarpetBurn]

​@@mattfrederic2038He must be this is comedy gold

[@wilhelmbuzzkyll]

The best line from the whole thing was “let’s not act like children” after 90 mins of acting like children.

[@ImmortalKyle]

i thought it was pretty funny watching two old men argue over who was better at golf lol these are the buffoons that the left and right have to offer as candidates

[@antmaster360]

And then “You’re a child” right after and a blank expression 😦

[@Sufouraka]

nice pfp lol

[@tylerplayz8134]

Biden started to ramble and almost made the childish conversation 2x longer. Then Trump said lets stop acting like children even though he started the childish conversation

[@user-zn1ko7ob1f]

600th comment 0.o

[@Scribble2345]

6:43 Who unplugged Biden?

[@Gingersdad]

nah 💀 sleepy joes battery ran out

[@breadfurbert8085]

He's receiving orders from space command

[@grandmagaming101.4]

We are so cooked bro 💀 I'm moving to Tahiti.

[@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE]

Sounds like you have a plan

[@1Caleb0Allen10]

"Everyone trusts us" bro I don't trust that you didn't shit your pants in Normandy a month ago

[@vantaisback2660]

As I was saying aliens are better than presidents 👍👽

[@Sorry-sk4kt]

Bro was staring at trees while the para jumper display was going on 😂😂😂

[@ScoffeeBean]

@@1Caleb0Allen10 He shit his pants during the opiod section of THAT DEBATE listen close

[@nothanks9503]

@@ScoffeeBeanI’m looking forward to that having studied pharmacology for over 12 years everything that’s said to or by the general public in regard to opioids and opiates is so wrong I genuinely have to suppress the urge to cry and shake people while screaming “you don’t understand how do you still not understand it’s not that complicated” out of frustration every time I hear it so now I pretty much gave up trying to explain it to people

[@pipswamp]

@@vantaisback2660 They are aliens :D

[@BrotherFinn882]

You don’t need giant machines that cost millions to detect fentanyl. All you need is the SUPER DOG

[@rehmit]

SUPER DOG

[@beanos2287]

Honestly dogs are the best way to search for drugs.

[@King_of_Gamers2099]

Shoutout to ScruffMcgruff

[@SSD_Penumbra]

@@King_of_Gamers2099 Scruff McGruff would sniff out the fent.

[@LifeComedyAction]

Yeah. Have you ever seen Paw Patrol?

[@SillySkull]

17:59 I fuckin wheezed like a psycho 😂

[@HerosEpicWorld]

“And stay with us for just a moment”*silence

[@stefanobecchini2125]

biden moves side to side like a skyrim guard

[@-RiZeN-]

This actually made me lol. 😂😂😂

[@dagothur1079]

He has the expression of one.

[@kameronbrooks2372]

This started after he took an arrow in the knee

[@ebillicus3968]

He looks at Trump like he stole his sweet roll in between questions lmao

[@riotman3579]

Biden got awareness of bandits too.

[@temp0_remix]

This is like two drunk uncles arguing at christmas

[@RachelRichards]

I think it's like a drunk old guy arguing with a drunk old guy who has dementia.

[@SessmaruKusanagiGaming]

2 drunk uncles WITH DEMEMTIA. 😂😂😂😂

[@MattNotFat]

And one of them is clearly more drunk than the other.

[@BackflipsBen]

Most of the debate I was feeling bad for Biden, that his handlers would let him get to this state and still carry on instead of just freaking retire in peace already. There were some parts that were absolutely hilarious though, like the whole golf part where Trump baited Biden hard.

[@ARCtrooper_bliz02]

NaHhHh

[@GeneSimmons-ol3kb]

By 2030 all the people running for president are gonna look like van helsing from hotel transylvania

[@PlasmaDoesGames]

arguing over golf in a presidential debate is actually wild

[@Piev_]

I just hope they will still play Minecraft together with Obama after this 😪

[@padtrick450]

@@Piev_ too bad Biden got banned from the server 😮‍💨

[@Ineedtheraphylikeyoue]

Fr my dad owns Minecraft so I will run for president if they dont

[@dimitrishow_D]

Lollllll

[@stormywyd]

Joes bidens face the entire debate :😧

[@asherdeangelis153]

it was a lot of people's faces for the whole debate too tbh

[@ihavespoken9871]

That and: 😏 Trump was: 😙

[@sgujuhgftyyuyy]

⁠@@ihavespoken9871 Trump talking Trump: 😠🗯️⁉️ Biden: 😳😦😶😵‍💫🥴 Biden talking Biden: 😦💭…❓ Trump: 😆😠😏😚😑

[@powerpoleextend]

U.S presidential debate is one of my fav things ever. My dad asks me "hey you wanna watch the debate? .. ill buy food and we can laugh." Hell yeah i wanna watch it lol.😊

[@l_uxtrous]

19:00 Actually got into a staring contest with Biden here.

[@Sukkulents_]

the way they started arguing about Golf out of nowhere is so fucking funny

[@Th3RealRyan]

I'm guessing it's a sore subject because they tried to play a round but 1 fell asleep and the other couldn't get past the first hole since he couldn't find a caddy.

[@Cheesymomo]

@@Th3RealRyan The latter seems like proof to me that he isn't as fit as he claims lmao.

[@ZGh0st1422]

if it was out of nowhere to you, you didnt pay much attention to the question

[@Th3RealRyan]

@@Cheesymomo What do you mean? He's the most fit. His Dr's have never seen a person so fit, it's incredible really.

[@tylerprime9555]

​@@ZGh0st1422well clearly neither of them can pay attention to any fucking questions either 😂

[@waterboiii5622]

Pov you went to a random senior home, somewhere, pick the two grangpas with the biggest rivalry, and then get them dressed up and ask them questions about America

[@Jishwa583]

EXACTLY!

[@ligmaqueen6993]

LMFAOOOO

[@unicorn-glasses]

I used to work at a psychiatric hospital, sometimes I'd work on the geriatric unit and this literally reminds me of what I'd see when two of the patients who hated each other were in group therapy at the same time. And the moderators are like the group leader saying "Okay guys, how about we move on now and it will be snack time in a few minutes!"

[@ShortFuseMan]

Your description is, unfortunately, very, very accurate. 😅

[@crazycontraptions1249]

@@unicorn-glassesthe moderators 😭😭😭

[@JustinSekulski]

Joe talks in bullet points

[@CrackHeadEnergy100]

“We need those machine’s” don’t tell my sleepy joe is referencing the terminator in a presidential debate 😂

[@valor113]

"so, what would you do to help the opioid crisis?" both: "im better than that guy, he sucks" "how do you feel about concerns on your age?" biden: i was the youngest politician in washington decades ago actually trump: i took two tests and i aced em so hard, biden couldn't do that both: im better at golf

[@Evsta]

I mean what Biden was going for was to explain that he had history, and with that, experience. He's had the title of the youngest politician, and now he has that of the oldest.

[@crappy-doodle3894]

This is barely an exaggeration

[@IronsideEdits]

It literally isnt ​@@crappy-doodle3894

[@randominternetguy3537]

@@Evsta is that a good thing tho? i mean, if he used to be the youngest politician, that means he's had plenty of time to make some changes, yet the us is not in a better position. i want some bombastic pres, rather than a person who wont make any changes.

[@erek3034]

Biden litteraly explained how he would stop fetynLy coming through mexico

[@giveld]

- hes the worst! - no, hes the worst!! - btw we have the best economy in the world. "charlie" - childcare

[@GK_Squid]

Childcare is too damn high

[@giveld]

@@GK_Squid indeed

[@Missunderstood103]

Who's Child Care?🥴

[@souljaboy.6668]

@@Missunderstood103 ill golf you ANYTIME mf my handicap is 6 dawg

[@jakobstisen6366]

Was it really what happened? To me Biden did answer most of the questions well. If anything he was straight to the point, maybe he is to old to think about who is lobbying him. So maybe he want to do some good before he dies, but hmmm he could die soon and then all of the lobbying will kill any of what he said if the vice president takes over. But Trump seems to be throwing the election, like does he think serious conservative voters will vote on him if he does not even try? You can still only get so many votes from all of the blindly following supporters.

[@cheyennem25]

These two need to sit down and stream Minecraft together for real, it might be the only saving grace for them both lol

[@charc0al_tv]

He paused at the end right before Jill had to walk that hobbling corpse down the perilous 2 steps