I Found the Ultimate Alpha Male

[@Shiestey]

I love how half of them are 6’ body builders and then you get the Asian guy that obviously took his chance to be in a Charlie video

[@Saint_Sigismund]

Unironic alpha energy lmao

[@Mr.JimPickens]

It takes a shit ton of courage to even show up there. And he was asserting dominance

[@n80whatever]

i watched the full thing and he COOKED some of the other guys

[@linkshunter608]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO alright drake we know this is your secret account give it up buddy

[@_davidboxing]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOmohammad is that you?

[@dreasdwolfox3435]

"Alphas sourced from the Tampa area" couldn't possibly go wrong lol

[@Mrjakokos]

Organically Grown alpha males

[@damintten]

Thought the same thing. I was amazed that half the male pop didn't turn up.

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@T.C.M.Y.T]

Imagine if it were the Jacksonville area💀

[@andrewyoonhobai8453]

FLORIDA MAN IS BACK BACK AGAIN TELL A FRIEND

[@ttvdynsm55]

“You’re not the shit I’m the fucking poop”🗣️🗣️

[@thareelhelloagain]

Man been listening to Ice Spice.

[@JacobCunningham-ml7gg]

-Some guy saying random facts -Bots spamming the Hard R - People saying that they have better content. Yep seems about right

[@Meowzuzuzuzu]

Crazy how when you see replies on Charlie's channel you immediately think it's a bunch of bots.

[@mementomori771]

​@adagiostan1938 its wild that i never see bots like this on any other channel, even ones with bigger followings

[@miku5962]

@@mementomori771 charlie just really cares about his viewers and bans the bots unlike others

[@satch5471]

​@@miku5962except he doesnt, the amount of bots and the sheet they say on his and many other channels is almost episode worthy. Ive reported the same bots so many times and they just keep appearing. But when i say a naughty word my comments dissapear. Make it make sense.

[@WhittaII]

@@satch5471 If you've ever played an online game like runescape you'd understand that bots are unstoppable There are bots creating bots constantly, even if they get banned another 10 replace it instantly.

[@ProbablyBacon]

Turns out, the true alpha male was the friends we made along the way

[@Frille512]

this comment section is cooked

[@ProbablyBacon]

@@Frille512 youtube wont do shit about it

[@凸凹出凹凸]

@@ProbablyBaconbut its good for business

[@DieRisky]

Wtf are you talking about

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@What.99]

That blazer was the true Alpha male. Not the guy wearing it, but the actual blazer itself.

[@CaulkMongler]

😭 I could see that in an Eric Andre type skit

[@applejuice9468]

It fits like shit

[@miguel111093]

😂😂😂

[@cheezuschrist]

The blazer was wearing the guy actually

[@dereckyeah6036]

bro in the blue was literally pheromonemaxxing.

[@Flex1300.v1]

​@catzlol655 you are not exposed

[@Flex1300.v1]

​@KungFuPandaYFGA Everyone asked,stay mad!

[@youmu8331]

Out of the eleven replies, mine included, seven are bots. Sheesh YT, step up your anti-bot game.

[@MochiFowl_4412]

Wtf are these replies-

[@jesusiskingofkings4428]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOi genuinely hope you lose function in your hands

[@tateporter7134]

I am the poopoo fuckin killed me, also I feel like grey tank top guy has no idea he's being pranked

[@AMan-xz7tx]

and the "this guy probably knows the poop store joke by heart" comment was the cherry on top, charlie himself thought so too since he was in absolute hysterics over it

[@Kangjatt21]

Watch the first 5 minutes of the actual video. Gray tank top guy is their friend and he was told to agitate and constantly challenge everyone else lol

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@jefftraboulsy8631]

It would've been good if he delivered it better. His SEVERE autism kinda just made me cringe whenever he opened his mouth.

[@mao7]

Spoiler: he's a plant

[@Adurite]

The fact some of them struggled to list 5 women really shows a lot of character.

[@VD1461]

guy bought an account for this

[@Marianoisepicfr]

You couldint even have watched the whole video

[@TheyCallmeTheDrink2]

U can’t lie it’s hard to name five women don’t pretend like it’s an easy task

[@TheJigsawKiller]

Yeah, also jesus these bots are getting really weird.

[@waferae]

@@TheyCallmeTheDrink2 you cant name five people of the same gender? 💀💀

[@zephyr7342]

I love how they're all so nice to each other like with the apple bit

[@InvalidPersistentName]

Yeah, I found that heart warming too

[@bloodfalcon5611]

Charlie also said that Sneako was nice in person, so I guess they just act up when they’re online.

[@NawNawImGud]

⁠@@bloodfalcon5611Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure Sneako grew up a lot, he’s still not the greatest person but eh

[@Levinathanz]

​@@NawNawImGudthis aged well

[@bunhee231]

@@NawNawImGudlmfao

[@J6_Kicks]

You know it’s gotta be a “Florida Man” 🤣🤣 Appreciate the opportunity, had a blast! 🙏🏼

[@Suarez05]

Congrats Again, BTW Ignore These Lame Bots. They ALWAYS show up.

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@WhoopityScoop726]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOKZbin is CONSTANTLY censoring me and deleting my comments but here’s this garbage still up a day later…..

[@domenicfolget9058]

The way Matt just said "Are WE being pranked?!" at 8:26 and noone picked up on it was way too funny

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@chookity9793]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO I saw you a month doing spamming shit. Do you think you could brainwash people with 3.16 minute clips? You said you have the best content, but for all 10months, you can provide 1 clip. SHOULD YOU DO MORE A LIL COMMITMENT? your skill are suck.

[@sparklee5044]

I dont get it

[@ellis9589]

@@sparklee5044they are making fun of the ‘alphas’ for the video but then he mentions that they might be fake apples as they all broke them fairly easily (joke) hence matts response

[@sparklee5044]

@@ellis9589 I don't remember this interaction at all but past me must've been really dumb to not get it smh

[@InuSocials]

Apparently there are six types of males, according to twitter, Alpha, Beta, Omega, Delta, Gamma and Sigma. And at this point it sounds more like the Yaoi trope of omegaverse than any type of self improvement astrology for dudes😂

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

Yeah because that's where it originated lmao

[@lifadysi9418]

I ship alpha male x beta male.

[@john111b]

Everyone needs a label to feel special, like the LGBTQIA’s, we’re gonna need one for heterosexual people now

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

@@john111b i mean, at least for the gays, they're actually something different. Special? Probably not, but at least a gay person, a trans person, and an ace person aren't just common, cool, and cool but quiet or whatever

[@InuSocials]

@@john111b even as a Gay person, I do feel like there’s a overemphasis on labels sometimes. Don’t get me wrong it’s great to be able to recognize other things you have in common with people, especially when in some places being gay or any sort of form of different is really hard. But to a point it just feels like people want to continually divide themselves into neat little boxes but that’s just not how being a human person works lol

[@MelloriNoMori]

I would totally pay for a series on this, going major city to major city finding the "most alpha male" of the US, boiling down to a season finale of "who is the most alpha of them all?" It would be entertainment for all four mediums.

[@FrolicFink]

As a woman, I was immediately swooned over Nathan before I saw his face. His aura was so incredibly strong that I couldn’t help but watch intensely as he came on the screen.

[@AxeMan04x]

When he came on the screen, I came on the screen.

[@FrolicFink]

@@AxeMan04x LMAO thats what I was thinking of while writing this

[@zhouyi1933]

Ayoooooo ​@@AxeMan04x

[@Ksizjsjisdjxjz]

@@AxeMan04xthank you

[@RETROACTIVEGAMES]

​@@AxeMan04x Hardest I laughed in a longgg time bruh😭😭 I was thinking that exactly and clicked see more and saw your comment 😂

[@peterwilliams6361]

A perfect marriage or relationship is an illusion; there's no universal playbook for making them work. What's effective for one couple may not apply to another. Nevertheless, I've come to understand that there's always a solution to be found. Half a decade ago, my wife and I faced such trials in our marriage that divorce seemed inevitable. Yet, through perseverance and determination, we navigated through the rough waters and emerged stronger, reunited, and more resilient

[@TrentReeves-c2k]

There is a lot of sense in what you just said and I hope mine works the same way too, we are currently separated but I cant live without her, I love her so much. wish I can get her back I can do anything to have her back, we have tried therapy amongst other things

[@peterwilliams6361]

Its always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is shelly renee white..

[@TrentReeves-c2k]

This is helpful, I will look her up online right now...Thanks.

[@peterwilliams6361]

You wont regret it

[@adrianfsward]

"You're not the sh*t. I'm the f*king poop" 🤣

[@rustyshackleford9017]

you rented another persons AirB&B. thats not alpha. an alpha would send rabid wolves into the house and forcefully take it over. tight tank top required.

[@Saint_Sigismund]

How come KZbin lets these bots run rampant but they delete MY comments??

[@goofywithacheck]

What your comment has described was traits of a sigma. Not an Alpha. Don't disrespect me again.. if you don't wanna get hurt..

[@Saint_Sigismund]

@@goofywithacheck arguing about the difference is beta behavior.

[@shanchan8247]

​@@Saint_SigismundBecause the bots are ran by youtube. Why would they stop them?

[@Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth]

Fr

[@Malenia_BladeOfMiquella]

"Name 5 women" "..Uh, Rias Gremory, Albedo, Makima,Kugisaki Nobara and Faye Valentine" "Who the -- are those??" "My Waifuus." "Whttasigma"

[@itsyaboimoist6502]

Makima? You absolute degenerate…

[@seppuku_6667]

albedo?

[@coletrainremastered9302]

I love Rias Gremory

[@Hyperiumon]

You forgot astolfo.

[@Xxxxxxxxxxzzzsasff]

@@seppuku_6667overlord light Novel

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

The "poo poo" guy is obviously a High ranking Commander in the Bowel Movement.

[@cheevsk]

I spat my drink out🤣

[@Jonathan_Collins]

You would think someone who goes on one of these alpha male shows acctually has confidence

[@jawey843]

People that think of themselves as “alpha males” are really just insecure af. Really sad tbh

[@magicarp9437]

The term "alpha male" is usually used by insecure men to make themselves feel special tho

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@lifadysi9418]

For a situation like this, I've seen people say things to the effect of, "an actual alpha male wouldn't even be here as he wouldn't have anything to prove".

[@mymop4422]

what made you think they werent confident? some were more humble than others but nobody seemed insecure. in the end, it looked like everyone there knew it was a joke video anyway (obviously) and just tried to have a good time.

[@Flex1300.v1]

10:16 "I'm the f-king poop,the big poop!That's all it is at the end of the day" made me very laugh

[@Flex1300.v1]

Everyone might care,UTTP and YFGA are very awful!Catzlol655 might be cry becuz we dislike your video lol,weak advise! NO BOT ALLOWED!

[@Flex1300.v1]

​@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO Ok,UTTP break the law lol! I said BOT NOT ALLOWED LOL

[@big.gib.4L]

​@Flex1300.v1 bro... the bot is not going to respond to you, it's literally a robot who's entire purpose is to post offensive comments wherever it can regardless of what's being said

[@Toxiccc805]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWORonnie mcnutt yourself

[@DaLawnMower]

@@big.gib.4L The uttp bots do and it's funny sometimes lhh. But it's truly sad that youtube actually protects these mfs.

[@louisbrill891]

Punching the apple was definitely the most alpha thing possible

[@alexandrospartridge]

“Local Tampa area”, at least he’s got a valid pool of people he’s pulling from

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@BLOATEDNGOATED]

Dude with the poop joke could make a whole career off of that

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

Ice spice proved it too 💀

[@nexus_keeper]

Nathan HAD to be there as a joke😭

[@SilverSurfer17]

Idk but the grey tank top tatted dude was a plant 🤣

[@RealDids]

Moist being a fan of honkers earned an instant like on this video, we're a dying breed and we need to start spreading the word of marvelous milkers

[@LocksVid]

You're a true one

[@HouseTre007]

Guy with the blue blazer is the leader.

[@dexterrity]

"I'm the poopoo" is a perfect example of comedic genius: the set up has us expecting "I'm the shit" yet the twist in expectations and confidence in delivery is the epitome of pure comedy. This man knows that the hearts of women who laughs at his jokes will always belong to him. Pure ALPHA.

[@monn-tan]

10:17 HE SAID THAT WITH CONFIDENCE

[@TheNathanGalang]

i did!

[@monn-tan]

@@TheNathanGalangno way. LMAO SUP DUDE! Congrats in being in the video 🎉 proud of you

[@TheNathanGalang]

@@monn-tan Thank you brother I appreciate you :D

[@ImMonsterLOL]

the guy in the blue blazer OWNS the sigma award.

[@BrownEyedPrincess1]

The substitute teacher was such a character omg. The dragonfruit negging was peak alpha

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@abeptvion5510]

Exactly😂

[@TheCaptainsolis]

Nathan triggered my Philippine pride. We got that poopoo inside all of us.

[@mao7]

Bro he couldn't even say his own last name right

[@BillyBreezeArt]

crazy thing is the little Asian had more rizz than all the meat heads combined.

[@kosenkov6234]

i could feel the cursed energy the guy in the blue was emitting

[@Msg-man]

White shirt Charlie is back

[@Msg-man]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO ok

[@Msg-man]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO L ragebait

[@0iqBita117]

THE SUIT GUY IS THE BEST

[@bobross8817]

I love how they started helping eachother and giving tips for the apple test. Cute.

[@alexvisser5913]

Someone across the world is watching this in the same time just like me

[@ianinth]

You clearly haven’t ran into me yet

[@Big_Fat_]

It’s just straight bots here

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@stupidmangoz]

Wait I don't get it-

[@Eierkrauler420_]

6:08 Doggo spotted

[@ArJayDM]

4:31 bros having PTSD flashbacks to struggling in 1st grade

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@KiraYBA]

If this guy is the definition of Alpha Male, we are doomed.

[@Sticky6Ft]

Holy shit this comment got bot bombed in the worst of ways

[@shanchan8247]

Well, Alpha men prefer to be around other alphas, struggle to name women, prefer a butt to boobs.....what does that tell you about them? 👀

[@bigbosses4686]

I feel so sorry for you, my friend. Your comment got bot bombed

[@steffenbendel6031]

Only, if after the beta phase he gets released into the wild.

[@MinutemenGeneral9974]

I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

[@swisschaletsauce]

poopoo dude looks like a street magician

[@ericmoberg7679]

Ah, a sigma. Almost as rare as the great white buffalo.

[@IISourAyyII]

Tank Top guy seemed like the only true alpha

[@guffthebir72]

10:28 pov: martin luthor king if he was born in the 2000s

[@AlexC1-1]

Comments with timestamps are da best

[@usmaanilyas8639]

6:48 Charlie clearly hasn't seen Prison School

[@oregonvulture]

This Nathan guy has me dying over here 🤣🤣🤣

[@ai-aniverse]

So nice that you ethically sourced local alphas

[@smirky-shrugs]

3:30 I love the observation that it was considerably alpha that he was just thinking of other men's wives.

[@axelpeone8600]

bro in the blue suit jacket knew his odds and he improvised, adapted, and overcame

[@kellenlean2076]

Charlie is like the villain in a movie that’s a little too nice to be a villain but needs to recruit some bad guys to help with something and this is the result💀

[@xanderharris877]

Charlie is one of the few KZbinrs who’s content never peaks it just keeps getting better

[@mountainman9751]

loved the part of the video when you found out you were 74% vanilla and and 40% predator

[@mountainman9751]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO what

[@vohbe]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOwhat

[@mountainman9751]

@@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok no problem

[@mountainman9751]

@@HerzogVonAUTTP-of4tp are you also not a reply bot ?

[@jaqsre]

“i’m the poo poo” would probably work on me for the sole reason if it being funny as fuck 💀

[@1Grainer1]

Charlie: can we get Alpha Males? Rest of the production team: No, we have Alpha Males at home Alpha Males at home:

[@SpawN-yw7sv]

😂😂

[@Trolololllll]

@@SpawN-yw7svOMG ITS YOU!

[@Trolololllll]

@@SpawN-yw7svone of the best in the video fr

[@CebolaGeek]

the face you guys did holding the laugh when he said "it's in me" at 1:51 hahahahahahaha

[@gjmguy7994]

Charlie, you should do a follow up on the TF2 situation. Valve is doing constant ban waves for the bots and has permabanned the Steam accounts of the worst hosters.

[@ragnar7106]

Those are some rotten apples

[@Any-Brilliant6935]

The ultimate alpha male is Charlie, point blank

[@Flex1300.v1]

@catzlol655 Catzlol is clown🤡

[@Flex1300.v1]

@catzlol655 catzlol sucks🤡

[@Flex1300.v1]

@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO UTTP KIDS

[@CharlotteWinslow]

facts

[@markofcain2324]

3:09 - that guy is obviously trolling you.

[@CharlotteWinslow]

Mhm, exactly. They sure don't want to be publicly interviewed when it comes down to it. :) Only when it's under their 'control' lol... Their actions don't match their words -- classic. Based, b00b guy lol IMO Nathan outed himself as a scat guy with that strange pick up line, but i may be wrong. 🙄

[@GoatSpikeStuff]

Wsp

[@bowtee_onyxgear7732]

​@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO okay Drake

[@BMARSH]

I’m so I’m super tired. But I wanted to say I love you SO much and I’m so excited for the weekend with you. You’re you, booting!! 😔😔

[@jwillwork3683]

Do a series this is gold!

[@Bighomiehobbs]

florida men = alpha men

[@99Seero]

On God

[@miorany]

6:47 I love that you are standing you ground on this Mr President.

[@RaffyDGoat]

Charlie‘s Aura is insane

[@thatyamiguy3739]

You know, I clicked expecting Charlie’s description of alpha males, but seeing how these men interacted with each other, even helping each other, warmed my heart. This is a great video

[@sakbryy2411]

Choked on my coffee by that Cory Aquino LMFAOO

[@TheNathanGalang]

I made a pretty good choice there LOL

[@YeetingTheChild]

Fun Fact. All it took for Charlie to find the ultimate Alpha Male was a mirror.

[@SoxyGamer]

HAAAAA i had a vision - THAT was soooo good - best pick up line lol

[@Aashka_The_Mystic]

If I was stranded on a desert island with the guy in the blue jacket and he said that poop line to me, I'd tell him to start swimming!

[@kingsmangaze6301]

6:30 Charlie the real alpha male

[@taniaroman5857]

In order to dream big, you gotta shit big

[@jessemach5817]

The true alpha male is the friends we made along the way

[@nandans2506]

Bro the blazer guy cooked ate and poopooed

[@TheNathanGalang]

indeed I did

[@Mr2perc]

I’m laughing from the short guy

[@KyleMcGuigan]

"Caught more spit than 23andMe" is a new favourite Charlie quote for me 😂

[@gagedeskeere9546]

I saw the title of this and immediately turned my volume down

[@oldskooltv8787]

Love how Charlie is still so sarcastic and shitting on them in their presence 😂

[@syntaxterror9479]

"Alpha" is just the male version of a "pick me."

[@legodragon2363]

Heard a junior at my high school claim he was not only and alpha, but also the “women expert.” Actually fucking insane. He also threatened to do something very bad to the school. The American thing.

[@urgonnabeok]

i’m the poopoo would work on me i fear

[@jjchello]

Putting Charlie in this set with his white t-shirt on is like serving white rice on a paper plate with a glass of milk in the middle of a snow storm.

[@SWOOP_SWOOP]

Can we talk about how the sigma wikipedia calls out ryan gosling

[@Jack-tn1oy]

The fact they kept straight faces while asking “What’s the difference between an alpha and a sigma?” Is so insane.

[@dylanmahoney4889]

Bro said Angela Davis!!! Alpha 😂

[@TheNathanGalang]

Her name came really fast when I was thinking of woman for some reason LOL glad you like the answer!

[@dylanmahoney4889]

✊

[@regularfern]

Ripping apples is actually not as hard as it seems! I’ve been ripping apples in half since I was a kid. Just matters how big it is, how long it’s grown etc. it’s just the technique of finding the weak spot. I grew up in Washington so wild apples are literally everywhere.

[@warmarmot1]

I think the one in a blue suit coat was a girl in disguise.

[@seancarter6492]

Bro.... That opening. I'm really good at zingers, so it is actually super rare that I find one so creative that it staggers me 😆

[@Bigalow_Gaming]

9:44 no fucking way😂😂 somebody pack his ass up. 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Charliedidtime420]

Asking me to rip an apple in half would be laughable in this room I’d ask why you didn’t bring a coconut.

[@terylnidk4337]

Will just there to goof around Lol

[@shutoutfrfr]

I clicked on this video fully expecting it to be about me. Charlie kinda sold

[@Needlessedits]

real 😔

[@Bissx]

The word lost its meaning 😂😂😂

[@Walter_Orville_Black]

Why does Charlie’s room just get better every time I see it

[@KrillGorilla]

you caught me 😅

[@Marvellite]

Watching a new charlie upload is inevitable, like Thanus

[@SafouaneAYADI]

Finally we Found the Real Alpha Male

[@JayMaverick]

-Name a woman -Brad's wife