INSTANT REGRET - REACTION

[@ac_ramone]

I was so young, so wee, but I will never forgot the instant regret I felt this one time when I was 6. My parents invited over these friends of hers, Bud and Carol, they were a couple. Along with them came Rosanna, who was only one or two years older than I was. Over dinner, we were all chatting and everyone was cheerful and happy. Rosanna was saying something about how excited she was about getting some cool posters for her bedroom, and some other cool posters for her "other bedroom". And I, being young and sheltered and foolish, said: "Wow, lucky, you get TWO bedrooms??" And suddenly everyone at the table--especially Rosanna-- got really quiet and serious and somber. And quite meekly, Rosanna said, "well yeah, one at my dad's house and one at my mom's house. They just got divorced." Apparently still a very fresh, very sore subject. Carol was Bud's girlfriend, NOT Rosanna's mom. 😬😬😬🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@dashingshadowbolt6209]

One Friday night, I went to a friends house, let's call her Jane Doe. Jane had been having a lot of trouble at her work with a guy, let's call him Gavin, who had been at the company longer and had decided that meant her was her boss despite her being very good at her job and kept butting in and trying to correct her on things that were already correct etc. It had been going on for a while and things were escalating and my friend was really annoyed by it all. We spent the entire evening drinking wine as she told me all about this guy's antics. Saturday night, I went out to dinner with my BF to celebrate one of his friends birthdays. We were all sitting at a long table and I was in the middle with the wall behind me, so if I wanted to get out, it took a lot of polite shuffling. We were sitting opposite a couple we casually knew and we were chatting away having a great time. The subject of work came up and I said, yeah my friend Jane is having really trouble with the douche bag at her work and blah blah I spilt the tea all over and at the end there was a moment of silence, then the guy sitting directly in front of me said, 'Is that Jane Doe, by any chance?'. And then the penny dropped and I blurted out, oh, so you would be Gavin!' and with no immediate form of departure I just had to sit there and smile. Then his girlfriend started to laugh. I'm pleased to say that at least 3 of the four of us thought it was very funny. I called Jane Doe the next day and told her what I had done. She was cool. She let me know that things had actually been a lot better for her now that everything was out in the open. Since then, this has become to be called 'The Gavin Incident' XD

[@boogiebear3095]

He had it coming 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@johncmitchell4941]

".. then his girlfriend started to laugh .." I like that a guy can learn if he'll listen to others. btw, good on Jane Doe for sharing with a friend, and having 'that' friend.

[@Tchika]

Well, maybe someone had to tell him about his douchy behaviour from another point of view. Good for "Jane"!

[@dashingshadowbolt6209]

@Jessica LanSpe yes, because that's the takeaway from this story.

[@andrewthezeppo]

Learn to edit that story was four times longer than it needed to be

[@dragunsrage8039]

Why is it when I saw the sofa all I could tell out was "Pivot" lol thanks Ross 😂

[@Rudromukherjeenerv]

Haha! Same!

[@anthia1156]

Me too!!!! "Pivot! Pivot!!!"

[@joannesmith6920]

Draguns Rage just said the same thing! Haha

[@Sandylion17]

Pivot ! PIVOT!

[@katieface86]

Me too!

[@curlsofa2017]

Many years ago, when I was in 9th grade, me and my friends were hanging out on our lunch break, eating popcorn one of my friends had brought to school. The most annoying guy in our class comes up to us and nagging us to give him some popcorn. When we said no, he found a piece of popcorn on the table and went “Haha! I found some popcorn!” and popped it in his mouth with a smug look on his face. To our surprise, he quickly spat it out again and in a low voice he said “it was gum....” 😂 I still think of that moment fondly, some 20 odd years later. ☺️

[@larissalind2872]

That’s literally one of my nightmares. 😂

[@zarakino]

I feel for the bank teller. I worked at a clothing store and asked "How are you doing today?" as I was ringing someone out buying a boy's suit. She said "My son and his father were in an accident and died. This is for my son's funeral." It was a bad enough accident that I had heard about it on the news, but obviously I couldn't have known she was the mom. There was no making that encounter not awkward.

[@ReesieandLee]

I will gladly watch an ad for your dad!! My dad died when I was a kid and my step dad died this summer, hug your dad 1000 times for me ❤️

[@theupwardspiral1580]

Im so sorry for your loss💕💕💕💕

[@JenAngel21]

That sofa just makes me think PIVOT!

[@Michelle-DiPalo]

That was my immediate thought 😂🤣

[@TheHootingPirate]

I yelled it out loud in Ross’s voice 😂

[@sarahlovee1865]

Yes!! Lol

[@Goosebumps1395]

Only true fans understand that reference.

[@brendawei]

Me ,too lol

[@cartoonwolf5328]

Honestly a woman grabbed my water bottle and said, "IS THIS HAND SANITIZER?!" And I said no, grabbed it back stated it was my water bottle and pointed at the actual hand sanitizer station, she wasn't happy she had to walk back three feet

[@stuckinmopro8533]

The time that I walked up to a very long row of bikes on display in a sporting goods store. There were about 20 of them standing upright each about 6” apart. I touched the handle of the first bike and it fell over and started a domino effect. Within seconds they were all lying on their sides with the handles and pedals of one bike intertwined with the next. I looked around for my fiancé but realized that he had taken off to avoid the embarrassment. I found him on the other side of the store pretending to be engrossed with figure skates. Yes, I still married him, lol.

[@itsyagirlc1234]

lol...funny story..really cute too! thanks for sharing❤

[@joannediaz8978]

🙈🤣🤣🤣

[@patcarr5805]

Lol!

[@theupwardspiral1580]

Figure skates hahaha i love this story

[@janejones7638]

I've done something similar to this. It was in a grocery store. It's so clumsy so it happens often enough. I didn't even think of my clumsy stories.

[@kurtkyre]

This wasn't my instant regret., but I was right there in the mix for it. We had this espresso machine on the ship where I worked that had a water reservoir, which I would fill every morning. One day, I see a "scientist" standing there with a pitcher or water, trying to figure out where to put the water. I start to tell him that there is plenty of water, and start to show him where the reservoir was, but he waved me off dismissively, saying, "I do science for a living, I can figure out an espresso machine!" So, I leave him to it. He proceeds to pour the water in the place where the cleaning tablet goes, and water starts running out all over the counter and on to the floor. I walk back out and say, "Nice going Bill Nye.", and put a closed for cleaning sign on the machine.

[@dannyhill1899]

I was 4 years old in 1968. Thought I would brush my teeth for the first time by myself without being told. I couldn't read of course. Used a tube of Brylcreem which was hair cream for men back in the day. Instant regret.

[@dannyhill1899]

I meant to say hair oil for men. Sorry about that.

[@OkinInc]

Good old Brylcreem. Red or blue one? 🤣👍

[@dannyhill1899]

@@OkinInc Can't remember for sure. Seems like it might have been beige. Maybe colors fade out from old memories or maybe it was an off brand hair cream.

[@annejia5382]

@@dannyhill1899 its fine, i understood it even if i havent read the additional explanation 👍 i only noticed it would be confusing to others only after 😂

[@karinalagstrom]

When Charlotte starts singing in one of her weird voices/accents I smile

[@FilthyBitchGunClub]

She would be SOOOO great on a show like Saturday Night Live or something. If they ever re-boot Carol Burnette style variety shows she would kick it's ass.

[@jrebecca0195]

2:32 You said "hanitizers!" 🤣 But seriously, yes, I hate it when hand sanitizer is too sticky, too smelly, and/or sloughs your hand skin off (i.e., those "little bits").

[@sarahsaurus156]

Too smelly for sureeee! I feel like lately a lot of the ones at my work, and at my local grocery store have had a beer or tequila like smell to them. I wash my hands really well as soon as possible, I can't stand it!

[@jrebecca0195]

@@sarahsaurus156, yes! I have one now from a company called Megababe which is supposed to be lemon scented but reminds me more of tequila! Also, I have to make sure I don't put too much on my hands or else they get uncomfortably sticky. 😒

[@MsMcCoolio1221]

YES that alcohol smell is REAL!! I use one that I keep in my purse because it has aloe in it, not so dry or sticky feeling.

[@mrkennedy4394]

I searched for this comment. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed 🤣🤣

[@jjkehrley]

@@mrkennedy4394 Ditto! 🤣😎🤙

[@hayunnie]

The one at 8:56 is definitely the boss' fault. You don't send a text like that to your employee from an unknown number and expect them to somehow miraculously know it's you.

[@7o7Dsy]

I read this first and I lost it when it came up. "I don't remember scheduling any banana appointments." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MyGenXLife]

One instance of my kid putting his Lego in the oven to hide it from his brother was enough to teach me to check the oven before turning it on.

[@janejones7638]

I was taught by my grandmother when cooking to always check the oven before turning it on. Just the other day my mom asked me why I always open the oven before turning it on. It wasn't her mother who taught me and my mother doesn't really cook.

[@exzid]

@@janejones7638 sorry bout the deleted reply i mesnt to comment that not reply lol

[@AllyBubblesSpriggs]

Luckily for me, i don't usually turn the oven on till somethings in lol!! So it takes a while to heat up, so I turn it on and seconds later put food in. So i don't really have the isssue lol.

[@CoralJustice]

My exs mom used to keep loads if stuff hidden in the oven for space saving reasons. I always check ovens before turning them on regardless if they are my own or someone elses!! 😂

[@patriciazernone-wood5423]

I was at Macy's with my son's one day and I was so focused on the clothing that I didn't notice my son walk off. As I'm look I noticed he was gone. I was thinking he was hiding under the tracks so I get on the floor looking and over the speaker I hear ” there's a Junior here standing with customer service looking for mommy” . Long story short I got to customer service he was covered in make-up. he was 4 and got bored and went to play "Halloween" with the make-up. All the people stared at me like I was the worst mother🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[@l.w.4701]

Ohhhh! I feel for you! Not the worst mother btw.

[@c0lega395]

Charlotte: "You can skip ads, you don't have to watch one for me" Me "Awnn, ok Ill watch an entire ad" *Ad statrs *Me notices ad is 48minutes no long for no real reason Me "Charlotte I love ya, but hell no"

[@michellehughes7538]

My ad was 3 minutes and I thought that was crazy lol

[@roosterescreamingsunset1878]

XD

[@itsyagirlc1234]

IKR! I love short and sweet ads, but 48 minutes...whew chile that's a long time to spend watching an ad... I"m too anxious and impatient to get back to the video! LOL.

[@c0lega395]

@@itsyagirlc1234 48 minutes is two episodes of a 25 minute series. Id prefer watching a series then an ad ahaha

[@itsyagirlc1234]

@@c0lega395 I feel you on that!👊😂

[@AngelaShiflet]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the port/charger tightness on the phone hanging out the car door by the charger?.... My phone would have already came detached from the charger😂

[@joannesmith6920]

When I see that couch all I hear is Ross say pivot.. pivot! Haha

[@Jachimma]

🎈😂

[@quinnholmes9954]

My instant regret moment : saying “you wouldn’t understand” about me being trans to a teacher i was about to find out was also trans lol

[@fantasea114]

“Trans”

[@bluebirdlanecreations7455]

That "edible" looked suspiciously like a Little Debbie cosmic brownie..

[@joannediaz8978]

But it's way thicker than the Little Debbie ones. Believe me I know. Love me some snacks lol

[@MissJellybean]

Mrs. Bteaches6th I’m not saying this to be mean or sarcastic sometimes tone doesn’t come across well in written form. A lot of times they make edibles look like stuff we have every day. I mean currently I have blue gummy sharks, the peach shaped gummy, A chocolate covered Oreo cookie, oh sour patch kids, gushers and nerd rope. I’m not sure why they do this but people like to buy things they are familiar with

[@bluebirdlanecreations7455]

@@MissJellybean I realize that. I have friends that own a dispensary.

[@MissJellybean]

Mrs. Bteaches6th Sorry didn’t mean to make you so offended. I think I explicitly said I wasn’t being sarcastic or mean. It didn’t sound like you knew what you were talking about so I was informing you. Glad you have a friend that owns a dispensary maybe they can teach you a little more. Now I’m being a bitch.

[@bluebirdlanecreations7455]

@@MissJellybean no you're fine! I was being sarcastic in my post...forgetting that sarcasm doesn't always come across as such!

[@Roblyn2020]

Charlotte's face is very expressive in this one. Love her facial expressions!

[@marje2392]

The one with couch reminds me of friends when Ross says “pivot,pivot,pivooooooot”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fernviking7909]

All I hear in my head is Ross screaming ‘Pivot, Pivooottt’ on Friends, seeing that couch stuck! 😂

[@treekitty3136]

As we were leaving the church after getting married, the "all call" alarm goes out from the fire station next door. Should have listened. Lol.

[@alyjo8645]

All I can think in the one where the couch is stuck is, “Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!”

[@kountrybumpkin6832]

I just broke my diet to order a new cheeseburger pizza and as soon as i hit the pay button, it was instant regret and self loathing.

[@Joe.S-99]

I did the same thing last night 🤣 Except I bought both the cheeseburger and the taco one...It was delicious though 🤤

[@plumdutchess]

It's okay. You slipped up. I hope you at least enjoyed the pizza and picked up again today. Don't be too hard on yourself. It will only work against you.

[@mrs.hatfield1451]

@@plumdutchess 💜

[@MorennaQuinn]

Sending a very NSFW joke to my friend, not realizing I'd actually sent it to my Pastor instead. I didn't even realize it until he sent me a message a few hours later that simply said 'You need Jesus'.

[@emjayc9584]

😂

[@theupwardspiral1580]

Oh lord hahahaha that had me rollin 😂😂😂😂😂

[@marmadukescarlet7791]

So ... Jesus saves ... you from accidental texting?

[@BabyGirl-cw6uj]

😂😭😭😭💀💀💔

[@jedijenru]

😂🤣😂🤣that is great!

[@catharinabhler7242]

Was making jello-shots for office party. Poured 1ltr vodka in a bowl. As I was mixing other stuff I absent-minded lay threw out "water" from the bowl the sink. "Now where did I leave that vodka?" Alcohol is expensive in Norway and as a young, broke entrepreneurial company we had chipped in to buy the vodka. Felt like such an ass.

[@SaharaCaliSara]

One night while studying at a friend's dorm, I accidentally opened an emergency exit door on my way out of the building. Instant regret because it sounded the fire alarm throughout the floor. I quickly walked back the hallway the other way as people started coming out their dorm rooms. It was about 1am on a finals night. 💩

[@Souls4Sale]

4:05 Oh the irony of saying "thats why I check the oven when turing it on" only to remember I had turned it on with last nights food still in it :-(

[@merdelune9]

Even if Barbie had ordered a chair, it would be pink.

[@kimberlyprieto2846]

Not as bad as gluing my eye shut, but the other day I was wondering why my toothpaste tasted so meaty and realized I was using my Chihuahua's LoLoL😵😵

[@dana-sophie]

Omg haha

[@susannariera]

about the stuck sofa, easy, just "pivot, pivot!!"

[@dajillwilliams]

Came here hoping someone made that reference!

[@reneekittycat]

I loved Friends, I flashed on the same episode.

[@Trillock-hy1cf]

Take the thing out the way it was brought in.......as Ronny Barker would say 'Just jiggle it a bit', this only makes sense to many people here in the UK...:)

[@mrs.hatfield1451]

Ahem, it's, "PIVOT!"

[@Trillock-hy1cf]

@@mrs.hatfield1451 As has already been said....pivot.

[@alanaroman1834]

Your makeup always looks pretty 😘😘 and you are so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@janejones7638]

Agree about the make-up. Maybe she should do a tutorial. I can never get my eyes to look that.

[@WaiferThyme]

haha i missed this yesterday! Instant regret moment - I was 17 and put my baby sisters bottles on the stove in the sterilizer. Forgot to add water and 15 minutes later the house was filled with smoke and the noxious stench of melted plastic! Ruined all her bottles (except the one she was holding) the sterilizing pot and almost set the house on fire. oops

[@dorcaskathure9964]

Did your mom kill you? 😱😅

[@WaiferThyme]

@Catherine Kennedy oops lol

[@teddierose9440]

Hey girl, hey!! I've been getting here within a few hours of homegirl's posts, and her content is so entertaining and fun. It makes me feel giddy inside! Thank you Charlotte, 💖💓 for another wickedly wonderful watch!! 🤗🙃

[@janejones7638]

My grandma lived in Plant City. It's a lovely town east of Tampa. I'd probably Woo even though I never lived there. They'd really be confused because I wouldn't be the person on the ID. Once I was driving in the rain. I turned a corner too fast and splashed someone with a major puddle. It was into my work parking lot. I thought the person might kill me when I got out of the car. They just stood in place and when I walked up I was so apologetic. I might have even been in tears. The person was so nice about it. She knew it was a mistake but I wonder what happened. Once I was running a work errand and it started pouring rain. I was able to get under the roof of a building to wait it out. But my shirt was soaked and it was white. When I got into the office about 40 minutes later (I had to wait that long), my shirt was still NSFW. Luckily I had a sweater, I just took off the shirt and button up the cardigan. I looked silly but at least I wasn't cold or obscene.

[@IrieRogue]

My dog got into my stash once. Ate an entire ounce of some heady trim. She kept slowly teetering to one side or the other eveytime she stood for an extended period. It was a hoot. Then she explored the woods and creek for a while, ate a buttload of food, and slept for 12 hours straight 🤣

[@loneshewolf3309]

When I got my first apartment, I didn't have a TV tray or table yet. I got up to get my drink. Like a fool I put my plate on my chair. Yes, I sat in my food. Cool thing was I was so drunk, I ate it anyway.

[@michaelgartner6663]

Dads gonna get that boat soon. This vid had like 4 ads. Hope he enjoys it!

[@bekiboo710]

Hi started watching your video's during lockdown here in Wales UK, I wanted to say thank you for keeping me smiling ☺ 🤘

[@terrysampson3061]

I've been really getting into Drunk History and I think Charlotte would be great as the either/both the drunk teller of the story or one of the actors!!!! If the show returns, I so freakin hope this is something she'd like to do. It would be hilarious!!!!

[@pearlkohler5422]

One time I met a new friend and thought he had like a thick Boston accent or something so I giggled and repeated one of the words he said, thinking the accent was kind of quirky. He just looked at me confused, and I soon realized I had mistaken his speech impediment for a cute accent and accidentally mocked it. 🙃

[@Awesomemomy]

Unfortunately, when I said "yes" at my wedding! I stood there, saying yes ... and instinctively knew ... This is a big mistake. I was right. One of my biggest mistakes ever. My life would (presumably) be a lot less complicated today, if I hadn't married

[@Ex_squeeze_me]

Alas, that's most of us

[@angelalane8660]

The coffee beans remind me of when my exp husband was in the Army. His whole barracks got into trouble for who knows what, and their DI made them all squat outside on the sidewalks and count pea gravel in the cactus beds! 😂😂😂

[@sarahbelk1936]

When I was young I was in an elevator with my twin and we pressed the emergency button because it looked like a bell and then freaked out when sirens started blaring🤣then we left as though nothing happened to let someone else deal with it👀😂

[@KidAli_]

I would do the same thing I always do the same thing

[@RyanGosling6]

Happy Birthday Queen!!! Love ya! I hope you enjoy your birthday and wish you the best!!!

[@madaleinemorales7740]

Well I grabbed my acrylic paint instead of lotion. Then my dad asked me if i stuck my hands in bleach

[@itsyagirlc1234]

😂😂😂😂...oh man ... that is a hilarious story! I hope it wasn't too much of a pain to clean up for you😭😅

[@Kaystarrr2.0]

Is your skin sensitive?

[@madaleinemorales7740]

@@Kaystarrr2.0 luckily my hands are as tough as leather considering that I am the eldest daughter my dad currently has with him (my older half siblings don't live with us they already have their own kids) he makes me work with him a lot so I help him build shelves , fences, and fix stuff around the property. So my hands are currently ok they have returned to normal, but as an artist I do a lot of weird shiet. I drink paint water too often.

[@madaleinemorales7740]

@@itsyagirlc1234 well I only had to grab the hose but a that wasn't enough so I headed inside and thats when my dad began to interrogate me.

[@saradavis2104]

Thank you Charlotte for the wonderful video!!

[@m0use253]

When I was a teenager, I got home from high school to a brand new stove. I decided to celebrate by making muffins. Little did I know they left the manual in a plastic bag IN THE OVEN. My dad got home to a crying teenager attempting to scrap burnt plastic off the bottom of his brand new oven.

[@loneshewolf3309]

If only you knew all you had to do was set the oven on self clean to melt the plastic off! How could you, being a kid without instructions. I'm 40 and just did the same thing! As if that isn't sad enough, I hid some dirty dishes in the oven before my Mom popped over to avoid any bitching. My bad, I'm a looney, lazy, loser, whatever.

[@m0use253]

@@loneshewolf3309 haha yeah, I had no idea. I was a panicked teen who just ruined my dad's new prized possession. He was not happy with me but I think he felt bad that I was so worked up. I'm 31 now and i just learned something new. 😅

[@barbb841]

I would say my instant regret moment was when I was actually confirmed as being the Queen of Oblivious. I was being asked out to a night club by a very sweet and handsome man. I told him to have fun. It didn't occur to me that he was asking me to go with him until I got back to my table and my friends just looked at me like I was insane. *facepalm*

[@TeriHargraveartist]

Hanitizers.... 😁❤️

[@karentucker2161]

I catch myself saying it too lol...glad I was not the only one 😊

[@robertanicholson3593]

Had to find out if I was the only person who heard that lol

[@trickwillis]

2:32 so Shakespearean of our dear Charlotte to invent a turn of phrase so trippingly upon the tongue

[@TheDisneylover23]

When I got married to my first husband! Total instant regret! FYI, you can get ink out of any fabric with rubbing alcohol and it won't damage the fabric, even silk. That comes from my sister-in-law, who raised 2 boys and whose ex worked in her piercing shop as a tattoo artist.

[@idrisbaird365]

the hand sanitizer situation...totally happened to me WAY BEFORE covid.. I was visiting Korea for the first time and stopped by a coffee place in the morning. After getting myself a nice cup of latte and saw a nice little bottle with a pump sitting on the table. well, turns out it was a bottle of coffee syrup.. of course my hands got all sticky and gross, but the worst part is, they DIDN"T have a restroom in the coffee shop... ended up cleaning the mess with only 5000 wet wipes which they generously gave me..

[@AntonioLopez-mb9jj]

4:29 Charlotte form many Hispanic homes the oven has atleast a few pains, skillets, pots, and so on. We just need to remember empty them out before preheating it .

[@mattiedyess9817]

2:29 when Charlotte said 'strange hanitizer', hehe, did anyone else hear that? 🤔😉😂

[@catestuff]

Charlotte's singing voice is so damn good and especially classy when singing old songs!

[@jennsem476]

YAY a new video! Love your eye look...pretty pretty!!

[@Zena_is_me]

I know nothing about Video games But I was working as a cashier at a grocery store in 2017 when call of duty WW2 came out... Sweet couple in their 80's who I have known through various jobs over the last decade came through my line and I remembered to thank him for his service. Making conversation I asked when he served.... You guess it, World War 2. My bagger a16 or 17 year-old boy went Immediately into a diatribe about how awesome the new game was and told him it was so cool he had been there. I was mortified. luckily It was taken with a grain of salt and a very polite "Well it was a little different to actually be there. " It took the kid too long to figure out how insensitive it was... But our regular customer was a REALLY good sport.

[@evangelica2297]

I had an instant regret moment when I was about 10 where I got really mad abt something(I don't remember probs something stupid) and I threw a piece of metal on the ground out of anger, But the piece of metal BOUNCED of the ground and hit my TV right in the middle. And the worst part is that my whole family witnessed the WHOLE THING. And I was super embarrassed and I got in a TON of trouble because it was a really nice TV. Yeah so that my regret story lol.

[@AllyBubblesSpriggs]

I did that!!! Except I was an adult... and it was my phone... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My 5 yr old wouldn't shut up about it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@detroitboy65]

In my last year of my undergrad I lived next door to an identical townhouse full of women. One fine Saturday morning at about 3am I was awakened by a someone crawling into bed with me! (In the small town in which my school was located we rarely locked our doors.) I thought it was my drunk roommate mistaking my bed (AGAIN) for his, but nope.. It was Jeannie, the girl next door! Nekkid! I bolted awake to see her shocked face and with an insistent question, "what are you doing in my bed!?" I replied, "Jeannie, this is my bed in my room in my Townhouse!" She slurred, "ummmm... oops. Wait, are you sure." She was 12 sheets to the wind and promptly nodded off into the kind of sleep that is blissfully unaware, unconcerned and unshakeable. I too was beat and quickly returned to sleep. A few hours later I awoke to think it all a dream but Jeannie was still in my bed, sound asleep, her clothes defining a trail from the door to the foot board. This was very embarrassing for me and I was sure it would be doubly so for her, so I carefully rolled out of bed and went downstairs. She arose an hour later shrieking while quickly putting on her clothes. When she came downstairs she asked, "so that wasn't a dream?!" I laughed, "uh... no." "Did we do IT?" "Er.. no." Relieved somewhat she still had trouble believing that she made a mistake, preferring instead to tell her roommates that she was the victim of a practical joke. A week later we started dating so then I could tell the story to everyone! I really loved that girl and we made some great memories. Sadly, it was March and with graduation looming in May Jeannie and I reluctantly went our separate ways. C'est la vie! Jeannie was for 2.5 months my "nekkid University girlfriend!"

[@ashtonarrows1974]

I instantly regret many things, then I just roll with it. Screw ups for life.

[@gwenblack8594]

This was absolutely one of my favorite videos

[@justingraves8649]

EARLY-SQUAD! Love you, potato👑Charlotte😍💗💯

[@deannahayat7707]

Amen 🙏 lol🙌🙌🙌👏💜💜💜

[@mariannleonhernandez1741]

@@deannahayat7707 hi

[@deannahayat7707]

Mariann Leon Hernandez hello 👋 Lol. Much love hun 🤗💜✌🏻

[@mariannleonhernandez1741]

@@deannahayat7707 you to

[@michelina75]

Hi Charlotte! Love your videos. I just love your eye makeup in this video! What products/colors are you wearing?

[@merrymac5460]

My first and only tattoo; I had a very bad feeling when the tough looking tattooist guy transferred my design before inking it -- it felt like he was going to do a bad job, and YUP, he did a totally sh!tty job. Lesson learned -- don't let intimidation make you allow something that you are going to wear forever. If you are getting a bad feeling, JUST SAY NO!

[@Deed1979]

You have an amazing singing voice! Absolutely made for Broadway ❤

[@ariellepagod8556]

She said hanitizer...I thought I was the only one who said that, 😂

[@marilynproctor3485]

Love your sense of humour girl!🤗

[@sarahsaurus156]

Omggg I always try and say "subscribe!" at the same time as you, and this extra long pause stressed me tf out 😂 I once had instant regret sipping from a glass that I THOUGHT was my water, when it was really the rubbing alcohol I had just poured in a cup to clean something 😅

[@hamishk4118]

I watched a whole ad for your dad! Get that boat sis 😂❤️

[@davidroddick91]

8:55 The boss who changed the schedule, it's his own fault. He should have said, "I'm making you come IN at 12 on Friday."

[@xevira]

The big mistake was not identifying himself in the very first message he sent to someone on his new number. Like, how are they supposed to know it was him if he didn't tell them?

[@thetardyowlvg9155]

@@xevira I was thinking the same thing

[@nadialindemann6906]

Yay my daily dose of Charlotte. Love your nails.

[@power9210]

Meeting my EX. Instant Regret.

[@positivelycat]

Excited to see your subscriber count going up about 1K a day, you're doing it girl!

[@fargotua13]

I don't hear construction sounds, Charlotte's lovely voice can cover everything apparently.

[@michaelg7076]

Thanks for singing, dearest Potato Queen, Queen of The Next Big Thing! Don't listen to the haters, babe, haters gonna hate.

[@sandrasamir3147]

3:53 my head went " pivot ! " In Ross's voice

[@huggledemon32]

That sofa one instantly made me to the “Roff from Friends” “PIVOT!!!!”

[@SpinX522]

The one with the snow, a good shop vac might get most of that. At least that way the inside wouldn’t be too wet.

[@LoveAuntAshley]

You know you watch a lot of Friends when you see a stuck couch and you immediately start screaming "PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOTPIVOTPIVOT!" 🤣🤷‍♀ My dad is constantly laying random stuff down and one time he'd been out in the garage working on his truck and he came inside and laid the WD-40 on the counter next to the stove. My mom came down one morning to make breakfast and the light was out on the range above the stove (and other places in the kitchen due I think I remember mom saying to a short in the electrical system) and she saw what she thought was the cooking oil (or whatever it's called that you spray on the pan so the food don't stick to it), sprayed it, put the pan on the oven and turned it on and ended up starting a small kitchen fire. Luckily she had one of those fire resistant blankets right beside the stove and was able to extinguish it and the pan and burner survived so that was good.

[@thepeoplessuperman]

Charlotte: You don’t have to watch the ads guys Me: *watches ad* nobody tells me what to do

[@tiredmommy1643]

That squirrel with edible....He gon' be fuuuuucked up LMAO!

[@skyefirenails]

Lmao so my Cajun great uncle had to get up really early to go to work, and was still drunk from the night before. He ended up using hairspray instead of spray deodorant, and Bengay instead of toothpaste. He later said, "Mé god damn, it tasted like shit, but my gums felt great." We have several stories of him doing stuff like this while drunk.

[@yummyki]

“How’d that happen.. Hey guys..?” LOL

[@assassinwizard91]

The best time I had Insta-regret, I was at my first job as a lifeguard and someone said that there was someone outside being sick, long store short there was someone sick and they were outside but it was the dead of winter and the stairs were coved in ice.

[@meechyshelm3692]

Looking at the couch all I could think of was that scene in FRIENDS with Ross's couch... PIVOT, PIVOT PIVOT!

[@nothandosibanda8626]

when I took a selfie whilst the car was moving and if got run over.

[@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992]

O - U - C - H 🤕😢

[@LittleMacscorner]

DOH!!! The phone hanging out the car...so hurts my heart! Reminds me of the time I did the same thing with my Charger. The actually, though, Yikes! I'll count myself lucky!

[@HollywoodF1]

2:30 “Hanitizers” That is officially what I’m calling it from now on.

[@ReinbowUnicorn420]

2:34 she said "handitizer".. why is that not a thing?? I'm only referring to it as Handitizer from here on out! I love it 🤣

[@markgrey5769]

Well, at least the phone is staying attached to its charger. (Btw, I am typing this message while the ad is playing.)

[@G-bh4mt]

I could hear the construction when she stopped talking the music stopped lol 😂

[@TedBeyr]

If I had been that coffee shoppe owner I would have labelled them "Special Blend" and charged a premium price. Problem solved.

[@jasonmorahan7450]

It's okay, you've got one of those voices people hear above construction noises and their sanity :D You know the trouble with PSA notices like don't use the syrup for hand sanitizer is the culture of TL;DR requiring an actual companion to tap them on the shoulder and point at the sign whilst people promptly ignore it. Can tell I've worked in services industries huh? We actually put signs like that up just so we can say categorically, "No Sir/Madam you cannot sue us for doing something stupid at our restaurant/venue because we had a sign warning you not to do it," they don't actually perform the function you'd think they would. I've done the saucepan on the stove, not recently but at like 20. You know when you get so drunk you know you're going to vomit if you don't eat something, so out come the instant noodles pack but you have to boil a saucepan of water first and whilst waiting you're just going to lay down on the bed just for a second...

[@patcarr5805]

Instant regret when I told the man "I love you. " and saw the look on his face. We got nasty on Friday and I said it on Mondsy.

[@davepike4787]

I love it when you randomly burst into song☺️

[@ninagi8832]

Yesterday was my little brothers wedding day

[@goulash64]

Good show! Love when you sing. You make me lol. Cheers mate!