Cheap couple share a coffin

[@Skkull]

I love how the funeral home owner got sadder and sadder the more the couple talked

[@rcem4773]

You got me laughing hard as shit💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@briedalton9237]

Damn it must be hard to make a funeral owner sad

[@jdubya7]

man. I love you for saying this. for real.

[@heretic3334]

I can’t even imagine what kind of thoughts he had as he listened to that shit 🤣

[@Lucysays]

Except that he was sad for his commission .

[@emmarenee6284]

the amount of times i wanted him to say “tombmate” instead of roommate was astronomical

[@jacobiwankenobi9664]

Would a gravedigger with cancer need a tomber removed? Are pothead skeletons 'tombstoners'? When a grave says goodbye, does it wish to see you tomborrow? Would a loud crowd of skeletons be 'tombultuous'? Would a boyish dead girl be a 'tomb-boy'? I'm done.

[@jacobiwankenobi9664]

Wait, do dead gardens grow tombatoes?

[@adelaidesanchez1837]

And they were tombmates! Omg they were tombmates 😁

[@Loriloya]

Yoo 😂

[@keentrasborg2566]

@@jacobiwankenobi9664 You're gonna be a wonderful father ^_^

[@jillian6079]

they could literally just donate their body to science or get cremated

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Sounds too much like right

[@nunyo9441]

Or like... they could walk to the woods and die in a tree trunk alone like some dogs and cats do.

[@valaya.3]

Yeah is cremation somehow expensive or something?

[@madicals]

@@valaya.3 depending on where you live, in Arizona it’s so much cheaper than New Mexico

[@dimwitdove3813]

i was looking in the comments to see if someone said this. i was legit thinking this the whole time. i’m pretty sure you even get free cremation, if you donate your body to science.

[@kajsafriberg3420]

I'm happy they found each other because imagine them with anyone else

[@mariana2916]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're meant to be 😂🥴

[@bajabl]

Did us a FAVOR

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

This is so true

[@vminshi]

Lmao

[@ceciliacarr9453]

That’d be literal hell for any normie 😂

[@itsryderbabey8885]

Y’all are laughing now but these two are literal soulmates. It’s super rare to find someone that perfectly matches your exact breed and amount of crazy like that

[@doughkilmer1306]

you so right

[@caesthoffe]

we can acknowledge that and still laugh bro

[@maybenathan3060]

Yeah, but the point is that they’re both crazy

[@bethtoniccool4676]

Yeah at least they both agree with what they do, imagine how awful it would be if one of them wasn't on board

[@mandybear_makeup]

I didn't think that soulmates meant showermates 😂

[@liamena4520]

I call shenanigans, if they were *really* cheap and "who cares you're dead" they would be donating their bodies to science or letting the city take care of it for the low price of nothing, being buried is the most expensive option.

[@spicypretzel7616]

Maybe it's a spiritual thing

[@kazakukog]

Obviously this is fake. Like all tv shows lol

[@jazmyntaylor4187]

The second I read shenanigans I immediately thought about south park lmao

[@thaliaduran3419]

If they wanted to do a beautiful ceremony and not pay so much they can be buried and have a tree planted on top and do a small plaque 🤔

[@calliahs]

100%

[@lizhrkns]

you think when they get in fights she goes and turns every sink on

[@jasminduro3271]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@tinaztuna371]

he adds it onto her flush count

[@clare5687]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wowitswyatt]

this made me cackle bruh

[@milkburps6370]

Turn on every light and the heat up

[@imaniblack5291]

The fact that she’s willing to buy nail polish enough for a fresh manicure but shares floss with someone else

[@arcevs4912]

they might share it too... you never know

[@hhouseofballoons]

that nail polish might be multi purpose bro 😭

[@batterybroken]

Shhhhh, those are the peel and stick kind- you can reuse them 👀

[@elis2506]

And makeup

[@NachozMan]

That saved money's gotta go somewhere!!! lolololol

[@frostedsnow7634]

“I don’t want Rick to die and me being stuck with a huge funeral bill “ is something you would say to someone who you despise with your life, NOT YOUR HUSBAND

[@ladysarcasm6226]

Why can't it be both? Sounds like most marriages I know 🤣

[@artdeco777]

My parents don’t have the best relationship but neither of them would say that about the other, I don’t know what type of relationship Rick and Melissa have got going on

[@ceegee6323]

Oh wow I tell my husband this all the time.

[@goodvibes8923]

Dude that's just practical. A huge ass funeral bill and mourning the love of your life? That ain't good at all

[@maysen77]

It’s $10k+. sorry but speaking from experience that’s the last thing you want to do while grieving your husband

[@slippywhenwet7435]

She’s really banking on the fact that he’s going to die first

[@polly-fe3pq]

like what would happen if she died first?

[@KaciCallahan]

he’s such a gentleman for letting her use the q-tip first. chivalry is not dead ☺️

[@KaciCallahan]

@Wally Wally I honestly really enjoyed the song thank you

[@ss75691]

You shouldn’t use a q-tip to clean your ears. He could save more using a Bobby pin and it would actually clean his ears waaay better and safer.

[@seeleseeleseeleseele]

@@ss75691 how does that work? wouldn't you just be stabbing your ears

[@LunarEleven]

@@seeleseeleseeleseele they have these plastic ear cleaning scoops that are actually safer, yes a bobby pin is very dangerous lol and q-tips are warned against by every doctor I've ever had. I have insanely good hearing and I have never used a Q-tip. They just cram most of the wax into your ear canal, I dunno why people think it's smart.

[@LunarEleven]

If you buy them at Dollar Tree you save 1/4 of a cent each time LOL. The toothbrush is the stupidest though- if two people use 1 brush it wears out *twice as fking fast* meaning they could have their own for the same cost in the long run. These people need to work on their math skills.

[@larkinhasleft6347]

These ppl just need to discover Dollar Tree. You can get snacks, shampoo, even a second toothbrush there

[@Acaidia]

Facts, dollar tree is the shit. There are a lot of things there that are sold at other stores for 2-3x the price. It's so freeing to walk around a store grabbing whatever you want and never having to check the price.

[@larkinhasleft6347]

@@Acaidia True. Like they actually have some really good stuff like their lotions (that udderly smooth shit is real decent), namebrand toothpaste, kids bedroom decor like wall decals, they got a teachers corner, and I always say they have the *best* cleaning supplies (Fabuloso, LAs Totally Awesome, powder carpet deodorant, etc).

[@lexinretrograde3144]

my towns dollar tree doesn’t have this, but the dollar tree in the next town over from me even has a frozen foods section and everything. love that place

[@anna_banana414]

you can buy a pack of FOUR toothbrushes for a dollar at the dollar tree 😭 isn’t there like definitely a variation of a 99 cent/ dollar store like all over America???

[@tvfhwd]

@@anna_banana414 I'm sure thay have at least one dollar tree near them, in my small town we have 5 in a thirty minute radius.

[@tylerminano3912]

Cody and Noel better be like this one day

[@velveteyes8778]

my dads

[@tigercat1080]

Exactly

[@jacklyntree7752]

And Kelsey and Aleena are burying them?

[@prodohsamuel]

making fart sounds at each other for all eternity

[@narissaf.4685]

wdym? they are like this 🤨

[@nassarihyman2864]

They literally sell $1 5 Packs of toothbrushes. That’s saving more than using one because one being used that much wears down way quicker; therefore being needed to replace quicker.

[@deletedwaffles]

These two probably take the same amount of time to wear down a shared toothbrush as a single person meaning they probably use it until the bristles are all pushed out.

[@attilabubby]

Willing to bet they use these toothbrushes long after the point of replacement.

[@bajabl]

@@deletedwaffles they're using double amount of times than a single person UNLESS they don't brush their teeth as much as they should 😰

[@MaryJane-tp3qd]

You also need to toss it every 6 months and if you’re sharing it it cuts it in half I assume

[@pixeedustt.4097]

but it wouldn't be fair 😡 one person gets an extra?!

[@dointhebiz]

"Y'all need to put more life into it." This guy knows his funeral jokes.

[@MaddyBlu9724]

It hurts my brain that they think they are saving money by sharing things that are just going to need to be replaced twice as often if two people use it.

[@picsbyshrey]

8 months for shampoo tho that’s a hot $20 a year for sure

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Yea I will concede on the reusing suds things. That probably does work, however tiny the actual benefit is.

[@Tommyboypsp]

Replace? In this economy?

[@ragingnebula2179]

"I don't want Rick to die and for me to get stuck with his funeral bill." That hit me in the gut lmao 😭

[@emmagrace9835]

I absolutely lost it it

[@shaskins15]

They deserve each other

[@LuciFestival]

Did you know you can chose to be buried without a coffin, just straight into the ground? That would save a lot of money.

[@seanharrison6162]

Bury me raw

[@lciav]

That’s what I was wondering. You can also build your own casket which would be way cheaper than the funeral home.

[@jacklyntree7752]

Or die in a fire, cheaper than cremation

[@radkouse1of1]

u can

[@estrellacasias]

It took my mom forever to do it legally it's not legal in Texas apparently or maybe not allowed in certain cemeteries

[@baebladee111]

“I don’t want Rick to die and leave me with a big funeral bill” how about you don’t want him to die at all?

[@torbis9948]

Literally why would she say sum like that 😭

[@MR-qi5lc]

Well he will die at some point, there's no way to make that not happen

[@gsiya4023]

@@torbis9948 I mean like they are very comfortable with each other so it's no surprise But it's just weird that even in death She's thinking about costs Like does she realise dying means a person is gone forever? Who or what is she saving for?

[@kelvinb16]

She's assuming he'll live to the average male age of like 80 or something, actually pretty nice that she thinks they'll grow old together die and be buried together but anyways

[@MandenTV]

That makes too much sense, shut up about it.

[@chronically_illadvice]

The sad thing is most people don’t find out how disgusting the funeral industry is until they’re in extreme grief, makes it easier for them to get you

[@PanicLedisko]

FUCKING THIS!!!! Ugh it is SOOO disgusting!!!! My dad passed to cancer and it was fucking insane going through and looking at all the shit! We had him cremated, but it still COST A LOT! Then I went through it again shortly after with my fiance. The funeral business can go fuck its self!

[@astralbodyody]

@@PanicLedisko sorry to hear that dude. what pissed you off there, if you don't mind me asking?

[@kvg3973]

I don't get why y'all are so triggered. It's just business, nothing personal.

[@chronically_illadvice]

@@kvg3973 if you’re not personally affected by it then I guess you would think that, although by your own logic then why get triggered and comment?

[@kvg3973]

@@chronically_illadvice I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm not personally affected. Of course I too have lost several loved ones. Besides, I'm not exactly triggered, I was just confused as to why you are upset. I mean, people have an extensive history of using anything and everything for profit, even death. It's pretty grim but that's just how it is.

[@medina13]

Why aren't they thinking about the cost of exhumation to pull the coffin back up, put the second person in it, and rebury it???? It's at least $3k...

[@bg92711]

@Medina My thought exactly!

[@rordongamsey3057]

They’re gonna commit suicide together probably

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Shi, don't tell them.....

[@Acaidia]

Lmao that's why the salesman agreed, he was like "lol these morons don't realize that will actually cost more than just getting a whole new separate casket."

[@ariannemorano8470]

And aren't there some minimum years necessary before u can exhume a corpse? like 10 yrs? at least here in the philippines they have to be buried at least 10 yrs first

[@jarreals]

and after all this shit they’ve probably only saved 5 dollars in items a month

[@AxxLAfriku]

SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear jae

[@Sp33dGames]

all warth it baby

[@qwerty12369]

@@AxxLAfriku your scary man

[@thisisSPARTAorsprite]

And 25 a year with all 3 things So 75$ saving omg!!!

[@CorrectFossa]

Hey, every QTip saved is half a penny.

[@andrewsmith8873]

do these people not realize that the whole point of saving money is so that you can buy something dope later? like what are they saving for if they're even cheaping out on death?

[@NaudVanDalen]

There are probably people who earn about the same amount of money who spend way more money and have more fun without worrying about money and still somehow end up with more money in the long run because they invest it in something while these people almost definitely just store it in their bank accounts.

[@bodoque_csm]

they are not very smart

[@user-en701]

😂😂😂😂 I seriously can't dude

[@goodvibes8923]

Well saving money and pinching pennies is what a lot of people gotta do in this economy. Cheaping out on death is something they also gotta think about because most funerals cost at least 8000 dollars. You also see them splurging on makeup and accessories so they're obviously enjoying what money they aren't spending

[@cheerioss-9121]

@@goodvibes8923 Get a better job. If you have to share a tooth brush and count the amount of times you flush a toilet clearly the career you picked isn’t going too well and you should try something else. Living like that has got to be awful, instead of basically conceding to a lifestyle like that go out and change it

[@ladysarcasm6226]

I'm with the woman on this one. Who cares for the casket or stone when you're dead? But PLEASE use your own floss 💀

[@consentclub8431]

Ancestors: my lover and I want to be buried together because we don't want to be apart, even in death. It's romantic. Reality TV: "who cares when we're dead"

[@getlowpapoose]

Why don't they just go to prison? Life would be fairly the same but they'd also get free jumpsuits out of it

[@three7142]

😭 😭 😭

[@atm0340]

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS 😭😭

[@nataliasilva4289]

Bc then they would not be able to compete about stuff!

[@prakharmathur5363]

Plus they don't have to pay rent or for like groceries

[@unpleasedwitch2235]

Prison sounds great until you hear bout the conditions of them. Unless you're somewhere that has proper prisons, doubt that's a good idea

[@ApeironTO]

imagine sharing a toothbrush and deodorant and buying them twice as often because two people use them so pointless and stupid

[@BoneStack117]

Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Creating solutions for problems that don't exist

[@mckamy4711]

Exactly, it's the same principle as buying in bulk, it's gonna be used at some point in the future so whether you spend the money now or later makes no difference

[@Jason-xm8ck]

@@mckamy4711 well not rly because buying in bulk is usually cheaper

[@mckamy4711]

@@Jason-xm8ck I was going to say that but it's not always the case where I'm from unless you can buy from a wholesaler or they're on special offer. But where you can bulk buy for cheaper just proves my point further that sharing that stuff to save is dumb

[@normalnamenormalname2083]

@@Jason-xm8ck they give discounts are something right? Idk how it works

[@elvesnspells7774]

"There's no hanky panky at all" thanks for letting us know pal, we couldn't have guessed ourselves 😭

[@clare5687]

“hanky panky” enough said.

[@nickie2483]

Lmfaooooo

[@mriphone1000]

No hanky panky, like they ever do. That's a waste of energy, can't have that. Lol

[@amberchaba1148]

They have like brother and sister vibes i dont think they ever fuck. Nothing about them seems romantic except for the burial together

[@renni9813]

Noel totally skimmed over the "I'd like them to, you know, put a little more life into it"

[@Lifes_a_Willow]

Honestly if they really wanted to go cheap a less weird way would be to just both get cremated and then share a plot and stone. But hey you do you.

[@pagansbasin6657]

They just forgot about the whole ‘till death do us part’ thing huh

[@Zainsvn]

😂

[@pagansbasin6657]

@Аriana Grande 🅥 woahhh it’s totally the real Arianna Granda 🤩😐😐😐

[@_ikako_]

@@pagansbasin6657 holy shit no way, the real Arina Grand!!1!!!! I love her newest video-log!!!!

[@hannacosmos]

@Аriana Grande 🅥 No way Areola granola

[@axofbrevity]

till death but then we make dead person soup together to save on groceries after we die

[@angieemm]

The whole funeral home part is actually pretty ignorant. No funeral director (IRL) would word things the way he did, and it's so much cheaper to forego embalming and get cremated and you can still be buried. Premade headstones aren't even necessary and anything homemade is perfectly passable except in memorial parks. I'm assuming they have a family plot that's already been paid for, otherwise, these burial decisions wouldn't be a consideration at all for them.

[@celestialnature6061]

Plus direct cremation in the cardboard temporary casket only costs like 500 dollars depending on the area!! Then just scatter the ashes so there's no urn cost and you just avoided the whole casket/ burial cost. Plus it's easier on the crematory since wood caskets take like 2 more hours to cremate (I'm not an expert, all info was gleaned from Caitlin Doughty (Ask a Mortician)) Edit: grammar

[@kaylastarr7863]

@@celestialnature6061 that's wild to me people buy wood caskets??? To set on fire???

[@kaylastarr7863]

That scene made me wonder how real it is like did they just ask a producer or something to pretend lol

[@billyjones-1996]

my guy was trying to make a sale i guess

[@celestialnature6061]

@@kaylastarr7863 yeah from what I've heard they are told they need to buy a normal casket (wood) for the cremation (to make the funeral home more money) it's all up selling and "what grandma deserves"

[@KaelWrit]

This is the nicest and most generous I have ever seen Noel be when clowning someone. He definitely knows and respects the struggle.

[@partydowntown]

Or he realizes how sad it truly is.

[@grossgrandpa]

That’s a chosen struggle

[@ghostguru9156]

She finna be like “I don’t want his death to burden my wallet, man”

[@schizoformographagizer6499]

2000 years from now theres gonna be some archeologist who discovers their casket and they will become famous as the couple that stayed together even in death, little do future romantics know, it was actually all for those savings.

[@batterybroken]

Funeral director/car salesman: “You know what, here, get in it, take it out for a spin”

[@xXgarlicgirlXx]

*slaps roof of coffin*

[@viviantompkins7925]

@@xXgarlicgirlXx This bad boy can fit so many corpses

[@kiyomimiyasaki9258]

my motto for death is the same as Frank's in It's Always Sunny: "You don't have to burry me, just throw me in the trash"

[@brianacarey8617]

I’m the traaaash man

[@lauraatthecorepoint]

Lol

[@nh39791]

“I dont know how many years on this earth i got left but im gonna get real weird with them”

[@Levi_Tollefson]

@@nh39791 "Meanwhile block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone."

[@CompassRose21]

Dude. The funeral director being like a used car salesman is on point. I used to work at a private retailer that sold urns, and we sold them for a fraction of the local funeral home, and we did like a 5% mark up. We were selling them between $90-$200, the funeral home was selling them for upwards of $1000.

[@Sleipnirseight]

Just throw my ashes in an old coffee tin 🤙

[@jimbarry8684]

You know you’ve matured when the sponsors on the videos you watch go from raid shadow legends to current banking

[@AustinKorte]

If they really wanted to save money they wouldn't get buried in a casket.

[@sh3ikel]

I love how funerals are so normalized that, to save money, this couple cheaped out on the funeral. Like, you know how you couldve really saved money... DONT HAVE ONE.

[@javipe-_-]

Thats what tells me this is probably all just for the show. If they're actually cheap they'll skip the whole process and donate their bodies to science

[@lauratroy13]

Ik this is America, but like in some places funeral are mandatory

[@sh3ikel]

@@javipe-_- the Chad option

[@Crabby-Abby]

@@lauratroy13 funerals are not mandatory anywhere (at least legally, religiously it might be considered mandatory but not by law), only legal body disposition. The funeral is just the "service" part. You don't have to do that if you don't want to. What you do have to do is legally dispose of the body through burial, cremation, or some other method, in the prescribed places. For instance, in most places in America, it is illegal to just bury a body in your backyard, you have to bury people in cemeteries. However, there are WAY cheaper ways to do it than a traditional funeral home with a casket and traditional cemetery. A natural burial or, better yet, a direct cremation, would be the cheapest option.

[@lauratroy13]

@@Crabby-Abby yeah i meant mandatory as in needs to be in a cemetery or Burialwoods where you have to pay for the space. English is not my first language. For a crémation you still need a wood coffin here. Useless as hell 🤷‍♂️

[@VYKNIGHT]

"These people are extreme cheapskates but you're telling me they giving away the feet for free?"

[@beanborne6949]

Since Noel was polite and didn’t ask for it, I’ll do it for him. JUST DO IT

[@ssm5708]

Jokes on you im trained to do it before the video starts

[@beanborne6949]

Hmmm, impressive young padawan

[@unpleasedwitch2235]

@@beanborne6949 pretty sure we're already conditioned. Him just nodding is a sign

[@trashbag2109]

i’ve never done it before and today i did it before i even finished the ads😭 tf

[@beanborne6949]

I’m proud of you son

[@Paradox-yt5zy]

I don’t understand why they just wouldn’t donate their bodies to science.

[@noone-gf5op]

"we are really competitive when it comes to being cheap" is like the final boss of "weird flex but okay"

[@EyeTeaGuy]

As a guy who dug holes for headstone foundations and set the stones, funeral directors are way more ruthless than car salesman

[@sjsisjsjks]

Bruh the funeral director tried to sell my hysterical grandma on a $2500 silk upholstered carved oak coffin for her husband. She would've said yes to any decision the guy made for her but my dad walked in and convinced her to get the "lower level" pine one for 900. Absolutely vile business.

[@oliviastrees]

Plus the emotional manipulation for embalming/preservation. "You don't want bugs and worms getting to them so quickly, do you? You can show your love by preserving your loved one as long as possible." Nah, put me straight in the dirt and let my body become part of the Earth the way it's supposed to. I can't even imagine what those embalming chemicals and caskets are doing to the bacteria and life in the soil...

[@aditimr]

I love how genuinely surprised he is at every shot with us

[@andrewwasher6945]

Us???

[@aditimr]

@@andrewwasher6945 along with us Because we too are shocked at the things they're doing

[@vals4207]

hello fellow indian 👋

[@sarahdsilva2655]

“I don’t want to be stuck with the funeral bill” ladies and gentlemen, true love right there

[@lauratroy13]

I mean me neither. Shits expensive as hell 😁

[@wenzu664]

Awww goals 😍

[@djdenninger2763]

They didn't factor in that they could just both die immediately and save so much money. I mean while they're at it they might as well. I hate this.

[@rosieposie9199]

The cost of exhuming the first body would be more than a separate burial which is so funny to me

[@happyaleks3690]

If this was shot in the early 2000s that either means TLC has to dip into the reserves because they're not getting enough footage these days, OR, they've filmed SO much that they're still trying to push out what they filmed way back when. And idk which one is scarier

[@canine_meat_angel]

if they really wanted to save money on a casket, then they shouldn’t buy a casket. classic wooden caskets are extremely expensive, so of course there is plenty of cheaper and more natural ways to get buried, like a bamboo casket , or no casket at all. just goes to show they didn’t really look at all their options

[@mriphone1000]

Thier whole funeral ordeal is going to cost way more than they think. So much for pissing in the shower and sharing soap and Floss. Lol

[@anna_banana414]

you can get buried without a casket??? im about to go get buried raw

[@gsiya4023]

@@anna_banana414 yes you can totally depends on you You can just dig up the land and just put you there and cover it up

[@devilsadvocate9208]

@@gsiya4023 I wanna have someone turn my body into pig feed or some shit.

[@logangwilliams689]

I don’t ever comment but this video is the first thing to make me laugh after a really hard breakup so thanks

[@clare5687]

Laugh as much as you can !!! It’s medicine

[@MrPoppaWillie]

Keep your head up king. 🤟🏼

[@moonycanwatch]

Hope you're doing good now

[@TheWorldIsZays]

you’re name is logan, like wolverine so you’re already up 20 points. stay strong my man

[@vdwhite687]

Yo sameeee

[@finndarsie597]

Tarantino is actually the one shooting all these TLC documentaries

[@evillady458]

IM HOWLING, omg why are they living this way

[@DMomsFan1]

It makes me SO MAD LMAOO

[@DementedPuppies]

Doesn't this kind of imply they have to die at similar times? Or are they planning to throw a fresh corpse with a 12 year old skeleton

[@TheUncomfortable]

If one of them dies the other one gets executed on the spot after hearing the news.

[@ciroascarelli3717]

@@TheUncomfortable or HAS to commit suicide, with the weapon and the way they both pre-agreed in the specific pact, that they both signed😅😅

[@allieb2147]

@@TheUncomfortable they’re really doing it the ancient Egyptian way 😭

[@VagueNaming]

@@ciroascarelli3717 in the cheapest way too, they’d probably do it with a sharpened toothbrush

[@colinemhuff9770]

What if one day Rick was a little extra hungry so he changed one of the “K”s on the eggs to an “R”

[@TheSimplyCooking]

That already happened once and she wanted to divorce him, but was too cheap to go through with it.

[@justanotherhuman8339]

@@TheSimplyCooking 😂

[@erinbirdyy]

This couple gets all of their relationship advice off of Reddit guaranteed.

[@min-2662]

i’m going solo. ain’t nobody bothering me when i’m gone, that’s MY time.

[@UrResidentGhost]

Noel literally describing a funeral home without knowing shit about it

[@earthwormjimjones]

Cremation is cheaper, if they were serious instead of seriously insane, they'd share an urn on a shelf and be quiet. But it's about pulling focus and being extra wherever they go lol

[@crablessinbaltimore]

*"death no glaze????"* will live in my mind forever, thanks noel

[@elusivemayfly7534]

That got me, too! Talking about “no glaze, no seasoning,” lol

[@BenniTroll]

You did it Noel. You’ve brainwashed me into automatically liking the video as soon as it comes on. I hope you’re happy.

[@skarloey1214]

I Think the Most Interesting Thing Is That The People On This Type of Show Never Do It Because They Need Too Save Money They Just Do It Because They Want To.

[@MaverickBaking]

“Death, no glaze?” took me out

[@mollymaria1305]

why would the funeral director say they look a little young, what if one of them was sick or something - that seems like a rly insensitive comment that could put him in a mad awkward situation. "a little young for doing this?" "...i was just given 3 weeks to live..." LIKE IMAGINE

[@unpleasedwitch2235]

Also even babies die. Death doesn't have a waiting period....unless he's Death and knows it's too early for them to pick coffins. Sus!

[@kaylastarr7863]

@@unpleasedwitch2235 right like they could've have parents pass? A child? Sibling? Literally anyone?

[@rainar6996]

Considering he had to agree to be on camera and all that he may have had an idea what they were there for or had it explained beforehand

[@kaiotikworld8945]

Maybe because most people aren't that sensitive and butthurt

[@6235river]

@@kaiotikworld8945 it's not butthurt to expect a modicum of professionalism lol. i don't think most people would be offended by the question, but asking a question like that *does* put you in the awkward position of getting an answer like "i have three weeks left to live" or "my mom just died".

[@c0smic_cr0w]

I worked at a funeral home. I'd say the sales people are worse than car salesmen

[@whosindee]

same here. it was bleak enough to make me quit pursuing a career there

[@Haywooooooo-pt5sf]

The eggs thing is like SUCH A ROOMIE THING omfg

[@elenabloksberg212]

They're not acting like roommates, they're acting like tombmates

[@tylerwareham-knox7952]

"Death no glaze" - Hit me like a truck lmao

[@lilathereal1278]

Noel, even this isn’t the cheapest option for a funeral. The funeral industry is insane my guy. They use the death as a guilt trip to get people to spend more. You can actually get a cardboard box and have someone burry you for like nothing. But the industry won’t offer that you have to ask for it.

[@smbenga2]

This man just compared embalming to glaze and seasoning, which is surprisingly accurate.

[@BoneStack117]

No logic here: Reusable q tips exist Using 1 toothbrush wears it out twice as fast; just buy two Same as above for deodorant and the like Don't buy a casket. Buried raw or get cremated

[@vdwhite687]

Ya like the fact they completely forgot about resuables

[@gibuttersnaps2538]

RAW LMFAO

[@TheUncomfortable]

But do you have to wash reusable q-tips? That's wasting water!!

[@someoneidk308]

Also sharing toothbrushes increases your risk of getting so many diseases- even if it's with your spouse. Meaning theyll need to go to the dentist more often, and if they don't do that, they'll need even more expensive procedures done like tooth extractions and crowns. Spend the 1 dollar for a 4 pack of toothbrushes at the dollar store and save having to spend thousands in dental care.

[@Aywusgod]

"When you're dead, you're dead, just throw me in the trash" - Frank Reynolds

[@alexandrakoenig222]

he’s a king for letting her use everything first though

[@DittoScot]

Cremate. Cheaper like they want, also saves land. Cemeteries are such a massive waste of land and space.

[@Skunnt]

At least it’s both of them. Usually it’s one person in the relationship and it causes a strain. But if they’re both into it then that’s good I guess.

[@audieh]

Idea: when he dies, she leaves him in some field for the birds. She gets arrested for abuse of a corpse then gets to go to prison. It’s probably cheaper

[@medina13]

She'd get 3 meals a day, toilet paper, a bed, shared showers and flushing in prison at no cost to her... Just saying, u rite.

[@audieh]

@@medina13 exactly

[@uhmaybenot]

"i don't really know how soap works" should not have been this funny to me

[@hanistolemywife4694]

They're gonna get a fallen roof slate with a couple sticky notes on it as their headstone LMAO

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Who's going to them that you could just be straight buried or cremated for cheaper, you don't have to have a coffin. If they wanted a coffin than fine, but it seems like they just want the cheaper opinion

[@brandon520]

Donate the bodies to science/organ donations, that's free and they can feel good about helping someone

[@ezonthethinker955]

I was going to suggest she sells the body, but that works to.

[@TheWipal]

@@ezonthethinker955 omg perfect😏😏

[@dii0ny5us]

they’re probably religious or something

[@MikaylaSingz123]

Oh yeah, Noel. My dad died in October, and when planning his funeral, it felt like shopping for a car.

[@MikaylaSingz123]

@unvillage thank you 💕

[@DMomsFan1]

Oh man, im sorry for your loss :( funeral arrangements are so cruel for those who are grieving

[@MikaylaSingz123]

@@DMomsFan1 thank you 💕 they are cruel, indeed, and unrelenting at that.

[@Nick-cs4oc]

Sharing things that have a definite amount of uses is just flat out silly. Sharing a toothbrush means you need to get a new one twice as often.. same with deodorant. I think they’re a little in love with that being their identity. Also how the heck do you track money saved? I didn’t buy a new laptop this month, i win 🏆

[@ThatOneGuy-gd6zr]

I’m a garbage man and I listen to your videos regularly on route , I’d be lying if they didn’t make the day go a bit quicker because of how hilarious they are .

[@cajunseasoning1846]

get that bread

[@desireeaudios]

"Death, no glaze" is my new catchphrase now

[@MixedMessagesPodcast]

Bruh what if they just had a QR code for their tombstone 😂

[@samkuperman9035]

Now that you say that, having a QR code that plays a little memorial video about the person buried would actually be kinda touching….

[@mog5176]

Holy shit that's actually kinda genius

[@adwoaosei1485]

“There’s no hanky panky at all” 😭😭😭

[@clare5687]

Literally

[@NoYeahNah]

I just want to know why they keep referring to them as 'parents'. There is no evidence of children anywhere.

[@halima974]

@@NoYeahNah honestly my thought right here 😑

[@nh39791]

@@NoYeahNah no way they are parents, kids expensive af and if they reproduce theyre gonna have some sad kids

[@aebxo6916]

@@NoYeahNah their surname is Parran - it appears at 1:30 ish

[@whatisupbruh2738]

I mean shout out to them matching each other’s energy but I literally threw up thinking about sharing a toothbrush😩 They’re literally sold in packs at the dollar store oh my god

[@dijonjohn1011]

If I remember correctly, soap is a bi-polar molecule, meaning that it has one end that is hydrophobic and one end that is hydrophilic. The hydrophobic end is able to bond to other hydrophobic molecules, eventually encasing/surrounding the molecule with soap molecules, with their hydrophilic ass ends sticking out. That is why you can use soap to get oil to dissolve into water.

[@lucanovellino1010]

Why did the funeral home have all the caskets open? I just imagine people trying them out like they're in a mattress store.

[@burnmytongue]

The salesmen all looked so sad when they told them what they wanted lmao

[@smallshrimp1375]

Why don’t they just donate their body to science? That doesn’t cost anything.

[@flubberbubberc.4331]

Bro the judgement from the salesman like calm down sir

[@JustenHarden]

0:27 damnnn sonnnn I felt that

[@camwilliams566]

Noel and Aleena actually share toilet paper to save money.

[@jinniedoesstuff367]

Ok but why do they care about what happens after they die? It's not like the two bucks their probably saving is going to help them 👁👄👁

[@Fronkador]

Can I get a coffin for $2?

[@lauratroy13]

Someone needs to pay for your funeral anyway

[@unpleasedwitch2235]

They have family

[@woahchunkylumps]

“We share a toothbrush so we don’t have to buy another one” 25 cent one-time purchase btw

[@Jaggededge112]

They totally forgot the dollar tree exists.

[@wenzu664]

I’m pretty sure if you go into a dentist office you can get one for free

[@banditxavier2893]

Or get one electric toothbrush and switch the heads.

[@cgass0109]

I work for a funeral home... and I can tell you they probably spent more money doing a joint funeral than they would've if they paid for individual services. Obviously a funeral home isn't going to hold the first to die for years, until the other spouse dies. So they're asking for one of them to be buried, the disinterred. Then a second service with reburial. Not to mention most cemeteries would never allow this. They allow 2 people in 1 grave, that are buried 1 on top of the other.

[@h8woody569]

As somebody who makes caskets and sells them to funeral homes i can promise u those are not the cheapest caskets lol