Cheating in Middle School

Story detailing the very first time I ever cheated in school.
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[@acousticpark6881]

Asian grading system: A: Acceptable B: Bad C: Can't have dinner D: Don't come home F: Find a new family

[@haha-bu5cg]

lol, ikr

[@shyamkotecha5229]

😂👍

[@cheeko4319]

+GogupTheTaco one thing if you are asian good for using Alliteration :D

[@cheeko4319]

+GogupTheTaco one thing if you are asian good for using Alliteration :D

[@cheeko4319]

***** no it's not

[@joe____]

Actual Asian rating A = Good B = You're Dead C = You're Dead D = You're Dead F = You've been physically ripped from existence

[@joe____]

***** Well I can tell you as an Asian person, an 85 is going to get you practically killed by your parents. A 90 is meh, 95s are average, 100s are great

[@batwomandiy4978]

My mom isn't reallyyy like that. A- Pretty good. B- Not bad. Anything below- I'm ripped from social media and anything that uses the internet.

[@jasminng2215]

+BatWomanDIY same

[@burritosenpai5890]

+Ethan Le F=find a new family

[@GabbyKat5]

+Ethan Le In our family, it's like A=Average B=Bad C=Cant come home tonight D=Dissapointment F=Find a new home

[@ceaurentiu5441]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I fear the sandal, And so should you.

[@samanthamorelli7314]

oop

[@justsomechupacabrawithinte592]

Violets are violet

[@Maliya08]

Don’t you mean chankla

[@Ghost-kg1oi]

100th like yw

[@Drip-Soup373]

my mom used to break broomstick on me if i fail. luckily i only failed less than 2 times.

[@Ic-gq6lv]

I hate it when im takin a test and i glance over somwhere and the kid next to me thinks im trying to copy him, jerks his paper (over dramicticly) and then the teacher sees and also thinks that

[@marceloolivari5113]

901 ic33 or when someone is cheating and you say stop cheating and they say IM NOT

[@therealkilluakz5442]

Marcelo Olivari that’s called snitchin my dude not cool😂

[@user-jp1hp7fw8v]

Dude ikr, like tf? Bish we don't need to get damn wrong answers on our pages anyways 😒 Did u ever get in trouble for "cheating" when ur #NotActuallyCheating?

[@mhm77887]

SO. TRUE.

[@RoyalAzrielOfficial]

Ong

[@macadamianut1196]

Everyone knows the Asian grading system A: average B: beating C: cant eat dinner D: don’t come home F: find a new family

[@donnablankenship5051]

no.I'm Asian and that's not what my parents do!!

[@macadamianut1196]

Donna Blankenship This is obviously a exaggerated way of saying a lot of Asian parents will discipline their child

[@Linda-fv2ke]

That's not even an exaggeration for me...

[@lemonketchup6637]

Donna Blankenship its a stereotype doesnt have to apply to u

[@quintonbrown7782]

Stay chill

[@_ysai]

A- Average B- Below Average C- Can’t Have Dinner D- Don’t Come Home F- *Find A New Family*

[@CoolJohnny]

Wow thats Ingnerent tough parents

[@CoolJohnny]

A- Outstanding B- Good C-Average D-Below Average F-Failure

[@matthewsmith1571]

MusicalAsian A - average B - Beating etc...

[@jakeyboy564]

😂

[@ellisalain8630]

MusicalAsian meeeeeeeee

[@TheRealNishil]

Can’t believe this video came out over 10 years ago. I miss this era of KZbin.

[@abdijama5096]

“I didn’t chose thug life,thug life chose me” Most savage thing I’ve heard

[@justiceshabazz6668]

Ikr

[@dennisperezcuts5256]

This the most 9 year old shit I ever heard😭

[@ringocharmley3941]

only liked this cause, at the time im writing this, it's 420 likes

[@DJA-BOMB]

This is sarcasm because low key he's still a Lil b***

[@haydennorth5445]

My dad always tell me you are "A"sian not "B"sian

[@haydennorth5445]

I NEVER SAID IT WAS MY JOKE. I ONLY SAID MY DAD TELLS IT TO ME.

[@mamasitas3566]

Geniuz Agar Lol

[@dre2085]

Geniuz Agar What if you're "Blasian"? :3

[@themlgparodist4482]

What if you're 'F'sian

[@ARSX0]

Geniuz Agar nice

[@hannahzed5947]

Asian Rating A+-Good. Just good. A-Average B- WE ARE ASIANS NOT BSIANS!You'll get slapped and scolded. C-You get the belt. D- Mom sharpens knife. F-Dead. I got a 98% and my mom was angry cuz I didn't get 100%... I'm Asian

[@123fendas]

+Hannah Zee (Hannah.rithzaf_) "B- WE ARE ASIANS NOT BSIANS!" That's funny.

[@edredazziz3916]

Asians not bsians 😂😂😂

[@hannahzed5947]

+123fendas yeah,being Asian is harsh. :P

[@minasafi3901]

OMG SAME😫😫 sometimes being Asian sucks ya kno what I mean?

[@mchacker2234]

+Hannah Zed Your parents must suck! 98% is amazing!

[@Riya-lw8pq]

Once on a final exam, my friend stole a test so I made an answer key and used it to pass 👍

[@7meli233]

you cheated because you're dumb.

[@senormula3534]

Kxmïžxđă 1666 School is 80% useless knowledge bud.

[@joaquin4497]

Kxmïžxđă 1666 if u can pull that off it means u outsmarted every other clown in the class who wasted time studying for it

[@arimavraj5771]

The Golden Gamers nice

[@SmeagstheGremlin]

@@7meli233 no shit shirlock

[@hello4484]

When this get recommend 7 years later (Now 8 years)

[@IntegriTee]

😂 right

[@poli48]

You right

[@filipcostache6485]

LOL

[@antblisss]

Nope, I actually came here myself

[@jakichan7865]

Same

[@viann2003]

Im asian and my grades are like this A+: wow keep it up A-: its okay just try studying more B+: Viann really. Go to tutoring in the morning B-: *Lecture for 2 hours* C and lower: "VIANN GO TO THE ROOM NO MORE JUNK FOOD, NO FRIENDS, NO ANYTHING TILL YOU GET A A+! IM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. ALSO NO ANIME OR SOCIAL MEDIA FOR 2 WEEKS" No anime for 2 weeks, I'm dead. -2 weeks later- "Dad I'm on the A honor roll!" "Oh really? Good for you take a jello and study harder" -_- really..

[@viann2003]

firestormed1 Lol different Asian parents have different ways on getting their daughters or sons to work harder but I'm Vietnamese

[@AnimeWatcher173]

Viann Nguyen my god.... no anime for 2 weeks? that must have been hell...

[@mistermellow1064]

Viann Nguyen fuk all da vietnamise beapol!

[@itsvivilee]

lol im asian too thats like perfect i hide my test and when i get a A i tell them

[@awsrfyhil]

same for everything only when A+ they leave me alone

[@goldandvideos695]

Im asian... This is my grades A+ = awesome A = you can do FREAKING BETTER B+ = GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STUDY UNTIL 2.00AM B = GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT YOUR MISTAKES C to F = a whack with a cane

[@memegamerer]

Really?!

[@goldandvideos695]

yes

[@memegamerer]

XD

[@kw3ezy620]

Im not even Asian and those are my grades

[@KennedyBoston]

I'm black and B- to F=go outside and pick a switch off the tree. And it better not be some small twig or I'll send you back out.

[@MakotosWill]

Man 8 years later watching this video again, crazy I still remember the day this came out lol. Keep doing what you do swoozie

[@kommander1440]

My Mexican parents grading system A-ok keep it like that B-You better get that up or you’re getting the belt C-get the belt D-no food for a day F- I never got an f and I’m scared to see what happens

[@rollthecredits1527]

Wait you experienced that D, am I the only concerned one.....?

[@elkazekage3471]

My mexican parents be like: A: meh B: meh C: meh D: Do better next time F: YA VALISTE PINCHE PENDEJO

[@thecatonacouch9371]

El Kazekage wtf is SJSU dish sh SJSU’s is SJSU

[@santiagorios4784]

@Gacha Misty •Unicorn• Is not that bad have your heard of fasting

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

TNZXSwift wait *w h a t*

[@rodneymcqueen5878]

"Looks over to your left" *looks to his right* Btw, who's watching in 2018?

[@leoncumsock8703]

Ultron McQueen me

[@alfiet2717]

Ultron McQueen it's not 2017 yet

[@rodneymcqueen5878]

AlfieT27 honestly, I meant to put 2016, but I can say I meant to put 2017 as a troll?

[@MaryJTill]

Ultron McQueen What

[@rodneymcqueen5878]

Mary Till what?

[@synergy9398]

My mom's grade scale A- Good job B- ehh...do better C- Pack yo stuff and get out my house D- No food, No shelter, No electronics F- You're Dead My friend's Mom's grade scale A- Omg Yay you get a Samsung Galaxy s7 active!! B- yay let's go to the movies C- good job, you want a new Nerf gun? D- awww buddy its ok you still get doughnuts F- A+ for effort, let's go get ice cream

[@skizzors354]

xD

[@someguyfromgoogle1481]

Then your friend is spoiled

[@Radomstuff-tf1lm]

My mom is basically yours but everything up a scale.

[@surgemendoza5252]

That's the story of my life.

[@BoogieBitch69]

Same

[@valeriecrespo4637]

BRUH THE FRENCH TEACHERS BOARD HAS ME DYING 😂 “Your French teacher is very seductive” “The French are cooler than Americans” “I like big butts and I can not lie”

[@donny7760]

Valerie Crespo I speak French too! 😂😂 it had me dying of laughter

[@MrPurple-vy8tn]

I really hate French class

[@Foster.Unfiltered]

SWooZie been funny for over a decade, still the same humour, still kills me 🤣

[@nikitbarapatre]

Me : I got B in chemistry Mom: it's because of that damn phone Also Me : I have headache Mom : it's because of that damn phone.

[@storybookanimations1127]

Me:I can’t find my rabbit’s leash Mom:it’s because of that damn phone

[@samsonross9138]

Truuu

[@cherryqueen5202]

Relatable

[@cherryqueen5202]

Always because of the phone😑

[@willywonka1884]

Story book Animations why ur rabbit got a leash

[@EsThree]

*Asian grading* A-verage B-ad C-atastrophic D-ead F-ind a new family

[@sgflower4233]

10,000 Subs with no video hahahahahaha

[@linkthehero2590]

Asian I am that is my roles

[@RC568]

No A is for Asian

[@christmasboy9223]

10,000 Subs with no video A equal awesome

[@quaralblast8055]

10,000 Subs with no video I’m black and it’s the same thing for me

[@aestheticbrady]

This was 10 years ago😭 I remember watching when this dropped

[@GhostToaster525]

Same bro

[@schwift2681]

It always baffles me that people get mad when others cheat off of them. Its really like a compliment, them telling you " hey i trust that you know what youre doing"

[@Random_Kelsey]

Probably because they worked really hard to get that knowledge and confidence and to have some lazy bum exploit them doesn't feel good?

[@EyeWasBored]

@@Random_Kelsey REALLY THATS CRAZY?!?!?!?!??!?!

[@Nataliatg89PW]

​@@Random_Kelsey🤓

[@tzheweitan7963]

A-thats average B-no rice

[@KalikaStorm]

GASP NO RICE????????????????????????????

[@jx7945]

Jaden Tan Oh mah God. I would die if I couldn’t eat rice.

[@suslord8766]

B no egg roll

[@onsetvevo3947]

Tsuyosh Maningat C is no egg roll

[@AC-qp7sh]

B-no rice, C-no life

[@michaeltnk1135]

My parents A - Good B - At least it's not a C C - C'mon seriously D - Punishment F - Let's pray that never happens My cousin's parents A - OMG your a genius B - Great job!!!!! Yes!! C - Way to go!!!! D - Ok, good F - Meh, you should try a bit harder next time ok?

[@toxiott5642]

MinifigureXtreme fr

[@mickodooku6058]

MinifigureXtreme uu

[@thucle3576]

MinifigureXtreme lucky

[@MidnightFallz]

Yur cousins's parents is my parents

[@xident2176]

Pokemon223 Pichu lucky

[@Rose921]

Me- A+ Dad- Meh. Me- A Dad- no phone for a week. Me- B+ Dad- Time to Die!!!!!!!

[@greydove361]

So I have to die

[@bigbruhmento7731]

lol not me oof

[@sugmadic1612]

@@greydove361 dont lie.

[@artsy_skies_]

And I thought my parents were bad

[@joe___6868]

Greydove BIRD Mhmm. And you have Gacha as your pfp. Yeah......I believe you.....

[@NAFEESSHAHEED]

11 years ago youtube was insane. I remember watching this is middle school and now im in my second year of university

[@victoriaa2941]

Is anyone else just rewatching swoozies old videos?

[@DavidJones-bz3cz]

me

[@quentinmclean6927]

me too.

[@boodah99]

Victoria Azurdia me

[@DonatelloKavehrsace]

Victoria Azurdia meee

[@kaylaleah6544]

Victoria Azurdia me

[@daejonivy2479]

"look over to your left" when he's sitting at his right

[@smokeemifyougotem9662]

+daejon ivy shhh shhh

[@daejonivy2479]

+Ferid Bathory lol

[@exoticbubblegum88]

+daejon ivy Swooziee: I tricked you......he was on his LEFT side, but his answers were the RIGHT answers....

[@ensnaredbyflesh1030]

Shhh just let it happen

[@ldarcticwolfie2426]

From the position hes sitting in its his left

[@lordlatios9343]

Me:Mom, i got a b- on my test. Mom:Wow. Real good Me:But jake got an F Mom:Dont compare yourself to other students. God, i wish you were as smart as David ME in my head: *WTF*

[@supimmicro4094]

Lord Latios I don’t get your story

[@orangegacha3430]

TheNoName it’s like parents say don’t compare yourself to others. But for some reason they are comparing you to someone else, hypocrisy basically.

[@justininsect9430]

wait ur parents say "Wow. Real good" if u get b-. u lucky

[@izzybrooke2931]

But who is David?

[@noluvmalachi1354]

I'm still trying to figure out who tf David is tbh

[@ripbyron3824]

Damn, this vid came out 7 years ago. We’re getting old man 😔

[@zishan5067]

8 years now...

[@Popcornnugget]

9 years

[@gamingwithbre4747]

I didnt choose to watch swoozie. Swoozie chose me

[@Sara-xt4vq]

GamingWithBre He did that to you too...😂😂

[@marcoroni5095]

A=Average B=Beaten C=Can't Have Dinner D=Don't Come Home F=Find a New Family

[@last6368]

Savge

[@faithidk9277]

Peace Uh yup....

[@muskymetal3277]

Abuse

[@dafinnessekid9130]

Peace Uh W

[@kingcobraxd1798]

Hahaha

[@howler109]

The only time I ever cheated was on my seventh grade science final exam, and I didn't even go into it looking to cheat. But during the test I happen to glance up and the kid in the row ahead of me and to the right (who was the smartest kid in the class) and the way he held the test plus the angle of the desk allowed me to perfectly see his answers without making it look like I was actually looking at his test. I debated with myself for like a minute on whether to copy his answers or not, but I wasn't getting any of the answers myself and I did not want to fail the class, so I cheated like a mofo and passed it. That would be the one and only time I cheated and I got away with it!

[@justablur7039]

Lol I'm getting bored with all of these "how my parents act when I get these grades" Comments..... Any way this is how my parents act when I get a bad grade- But seriously, Stahp.

[@TheChilitos24]

i remember cheating on tests when i was younger but the teacher didnt give a shit because im JOHN CENA.

[@ChristianRogersMoneyBruh]

No you aren

[@ChristianRogersMoneyBruh]

I looked at your G+. I don't John cena is Just an average Teen living an average life in a home nothing special about me. Epiphany catholic school Chicago Aint JOHN CENA also blonde. And try facing me. I'll be at wendys

[@TheChilitos24]

you do realize im fake eh, im just your average troll ;) or am i?

[@ChristianRogersMoneyBruh]

Yeah i do know you are a troll. I just like investigating...

[@TheChilitos24]

lol now go on miiverse ;)

[@ryuu1688]

My parents with grades... A- GREAT lets throw you a party! Grow up and get a better grade! B- "slaps" YOUR SLACKING GIVE ME YOUR TV YOUR PHONE I POD COMPUTER LAPTOP..etc) C- NO MORE FOOD UNTILL YOUR GRADES ARE UP D- "calls 911" MY SON IS GETTING BAD GRADES PLEASE ARREST HIM F- YOU LIVE ON THE STREETS NOW! YOU NO LONGER MY SON Wow i rember when i got a b and my mum threw a fucking can opener at me😂😂

[@Adam-hj3zm]

Polar Charge ii

[@khaza1wolfgurl]

Holy shit, child abuse up in this piece!

[@oompaloompaz794]

LOL

[@prodac1d]

fucked up family

[@amirhassan5266]

L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L

[@mar.s4022]

when he said “ fermé la bouche “ aahahahha i couldn’t stop laughing

[@carlaanastas4161]

Sammmme xd

[@marmarclassic3636]

This made all of French feel with it to me

[@elkerad1437]

This by now already a classic and legendary by Swoozie! I am so happy for Swoozies amazing career! A real shooting star! For real!

[@halcyon2190]

I need an A-A* to survive. Last time I got a B+, my mum changed the password to my house wifi for a year.

[@CloudyKoon]

Wtf

[@riang3084]

Omg I'm sorry

[@ewg7557]

MadGamerMatta Holy shit, finally a comment like this. My mom manages my wifi during the school year. I only get 2 hours a day for school work. No time for web-surfing. Basically why I hate the school year. ;-;

[@Ironminer985Gamingschannel]

MadGamerMatta Your mom is fucked up.

[@andrewyin4704]

Eмιℓу Wαиg my dad can turn on and off the wifi, but luckily the thug i am, i find oht the paasword

[@ModdestMills]

I love, being american, when it comes to grades. This is how it is yall. A+ = Are you cheating? A = Wow who is helping you out? Nice! B+ = Good job son, i'm proud of you! B = Good job! I'm proud of you! C+ = You need to get your grades up before it turns bad. C = You need to get your grades up a little bit. D = At least you're passing?....Right? F = At least you're trying?.....Right?

[@arcbishomony2724]

Lol my parents are asian and they're exactly Like that

[@lpskippy6308]

This is mine(dad's response) A+ I AM SO PROUD, YOU BETTER GET INTO HARVARD OR ELSE....... A YAAAAAAY B Oh, WELL, THATS OKAY C. LJBEBLUFSEBLJVSDJBLSVDBLJDVSJLBVDSLJBDVSLJB D Yeah, I can't, I just, I don't know how to explain how mad he will be, thank goodness we FaceTime

[@kolokayla4899]

My parents are like this too. And I'm Vietnamese/American Asian.

[@TheBloodThirstyvamp]

Horrible behavior if you ask me. If you're trying your hardest and you get less that they want then you cant help that and they should support you, not punish you. No dinner for a B? My god I wish I had gotten a B. I got almost all Cs.

[@TheBloodThirstyvamp]

bowandarrow123 i meant try to encourage good behavior rather than scold them for a decent grade. I mean no dinner for a b is ludicrous.

[@ItsK3k]

“You get a two C on your report card?” Never fails to make me smile

[@wings._.2141]

0:25 I love how accurate this bit is 😂

[@thisaccounthasbeenshutdown6067]

My friend's parents rating his grades A - good u get McDonald's B - u get nothing!!! C - u grounded D or F - sent back to Phillipines in a box that is slowly drifting towards there in the middle of the ocean

[@allout8079]

+SleepyPwnda but got eaten by a shark or got caught by fisher men and sold to africa.

[@thisaccounthasbeenshutdown6067]

matt reyes lol xD

[@chalkeater3139]

wow I think I'm your friend. exact same grading system!

[@MoonRa-dq2yj]

McDonald's is a punishment tho

[@thisaccounthasbeenshutdown6067]

+MoonRa1969 xD

[@layspotatogays122]

My French parents: A: You can have some macaroons. B: Eh don't care C: Honey I'm looking at you're sister's As, not now. D: Alrighty let's sign you up for tutoring… F: HONEY GET THE GUN THIS ONES A REJECT!

[@alannamcelhanon7760]

Your name...

[@unclebillybob1359]

HHAHHAHA SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!

[@ayahismail5246]

Percocet Molly Percocet you said that for everyone

[@unclebillybob1359]

Exactly.

[@toonyandfriends1915]

you dont get letters in french school,the test are 1/20 2/20 all the way to 20/20 lmao

[@alimohsin496]

Asian dad's be like *FATALITY. FLAWLESS VICTORY*

[@jedvaladez3466]

Perfect victory? Wow use flawless correctly

[@a.hrankopri6153]

Jed Valadez ???

[@alimohsin496]

Jed Valadez what...?

[@notagamer360]

But he did

[@matitecoloratebaneswitch9450]

One of my favourite KZbin videos ever. I feel so old watching this.

[@IronPiedmont]

For my parents, anything above an F is good.

[@mmmnah7684]

***** you're parents must be nice

[@jordanjones1122]

Anywhere above a D is fine with my parents! (I need grades: A,B,C, or sometimes a D depending on how hard the test is.)

[@IronPiedmont]

mel alegre They told me that they themselves that they had trouble in school so they have a firm understanding of how the schoolwork of today is so difficult.

[@vastbeaver4645]

+Ustes Greenridge III ok

[@1stopshoprepublic440]

Wow Your Parents Are A Bit Weird...

[@AWSMcube]

Translations of the French sentences on the board at 1:14 Your French teacher is very attractive Frenchies are cooler than Americans I like big butts and I cannot lie

[@choco1585]

Shut up

[@yiannicar7619]

Evil Bonnie what do you mean shut up? It's true! If you don't believe him, google translate it

[@certifiedgyrltheinnocentgo5115]

maybe they just mean they don't believe it

[@GrimmBoii]

AWSMDEWD thanks

[@Thadoedance]

AWSMDEWD this helped. A lot 😂

[@astoraan6071]

Man I remember listening to these back when I was in high school while gaming. Now in University and still come back to remember how stupid it is to stress about exams in high school. Cheat don't cheat do whatever you want but just have fun.

[@homiecrab]

I’ve watched so many “The Time I Cheated In School” animations from different people!

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

i was sitting at my table and i didn't have instructions on my sheet of paper so i looked at the person next to me sheet of paper and they screamed out "OMG SHES CHEATING" and i said no i was just looking for the instructions

[@hasubandough]

***** good for you, idiot

[@kendallmcdonald573]

If I had a dollar bro

[@RoxyPaw_]

Saionji Hiyoko WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOO? WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE? ... MAGIC! - Rude. It fits you, perfectly.

[@joythekittycat2796]

queen

[@DirectorBongHts]

Bravo.

[@durpswagjr3962]

1:45 Whispers: look over to your left...... Looks to his right.

[@804carlitos]

He was talking about his left

[@madisfuneral]

it was right for you, but since he was in the opposite direction, he looked to HIS left.

[@likehere3485]

unoriginal madz. No it was left for us

[@thediamondtroll7860]

No its left for us right for him

[@RAYRAYsGyrl1]

I noticed that when i watched that part. I was confused

[@vibxswrld124]

My parents reactions A: great son B:good job C:u could’ve done better D:oh hell no gimme ur phone F:no forknife

[@theawesomegt1774]

DjBuildz bruh, forknife? You’re a Fortnite player so what was I expecting?

[@AverageSensei]

My parents: Anything higher than B they won't talk crap about anything but as soon as I hit C oh man

[@lilcandias]

Comment section 80% grades their parents give them 15% Asian comments 5% other

[@micahremick8234]

Mhm

[@leebro5286]

%100 percent correct Thats and A for you👍🏼

[@burningdragon4515]

No 4% other and 1% is yours

[@donfam21k19]

Norwall Gaming bro

[@elikeheh]

Wolf Viper this is "other"

[@jordanbrowne8407]

My parents reactions: A- “ok well done” B-“ok well done” C-“ok well done” D-“ok well done” Lower-“ok well done”

[@Bluesky-lo3zr]

lol in high school like i keep failing like all the fuckin time and my parents r so done like one time i got a C and they were ohh good could i always get an F and im asian but like not my fault school is hard okay

[@yyeessyyeess9715]

@@Bluesky-lo3zr lol ikr

[@delmarwing4108]

Lol u r just lazy. Work is something given in class. It’s not that you don’t know, it’s that you won’t listen. Everybody has the same potential when it comes to learning. If you don’t know, you can ask the teacher, take notes, or maybe study. U don’t get f’s when you study.

[@Bluesky-lo3zr]

@@delmarwing4108 well obviously i know im lazy i dont need a stranger tell me that, and u proabaly do not know about the studies pressure here, like its actually hard and i dont like doing it.

[@delmarwing4108]

@Gitasri Bera Eeeeexactly. You don’t like doing it. You don’t like school. You do not like listening in class. That’s why I am saying that your lazy. You are saying it is actually hard but high school is honestly not. People all have the POTENTIAL to learn. Unless you are disabled, which I doubt, because you are typing to me right now, there is no excuse. If you take the time to listen then the info gets into your brain, and then you study to make sure it stays in.

[@jailynn7146]

This brings back so many memories 😭😭❤

[@wanton8509]

A- Good (maybe a reward) B- Okay C- Do better D- WTF better fix that (Spanish swearing) F- Start running 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

[@finnbutdoingextra5282]

Harry the Hamster A- meh B- meh C- Scolding D- Spanking and Confusion (Assumption) F- Uhh... Hmm... I dunno I'm a white American Virginian

[@maratorres801]

PR parents

[@notme263]

* I read f conserquence* o-o 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rosiebush3925]

"My Asian friend Mark" Are you friends with Markiplier?....

[@satanfromsubway9916]

Alphadog 257 marks Korean

[@satanfromsubway9916]

Sorry

[@newpatek7111]

Satan FromSubway lol Korean IS Asian

[@amylettko344]

Alphadog 257 bro same

[@blackdreaddragon8218]

Nah fam

[@gcvhappy4026]

My mom- A+ I am so proud, (buys me something or takes me somewhere) A: Very Good, (gets burger) A-: Great Job B+: Well done B: Good B-: Could do better, but still good C+: Do better C: Come on C-: Gets disappointed D+: Gets lecture D: Gets very long lecture D-: No friends for 2 weeks F: No friends for 2 months My dad- same thing

[@binken2543]

my mother would kill me by the time it went to a A-

[@yuzuf328]

POV: Your watching an extremely old video and you miss the old days when times was a lot less stressful and enjoyable

[@Belle_cruella]

when i get home and my mom sees my sisters grade she got a 85 she rewards her and then she looks at minei got a 99 and she is like u could have done better (wtf)

[@cloroxbleach4367]

fatia adegbola srsly

[@scarlettthestarlet2162]

I will give you a house to live in.

[@idlnoxy8574]

fatia adegbola Come live with me, I have double stuffed oreos

[@skullheart8275]

ikr sam e thing happened to me but with my brother

[@wifeleriouswifelerious6401]

thats not right my mom does that to me my older brother does it and my mom say to me u need to do beter i look at my brother got a 50 and i got a 99 and she says that to me i go holy shit wtf mom i got more than him and i walk up to my brother and say fuck u go and rot in hell bich and i think ahead and text myfriend and say can i come over and she says yes so walk up to my mom and say ur a bich and walk out if the house and go to my friend house and stay there i think ahead

[@tacoanimates4244]

In Russia, Tests answer you.

[@runezar99]

TacoAnimates In Soviet Russia, YOU choose thug life.

[@swagmaster2179]

TacoAnimates LMAO..you people are hardcore

[@yerrrrrrrr4567]

TacoAnimates in soviet russia pictures take you

[@nerdytinkerjosh9891]

In soviet Russia dogs walk you.

[@octaviocastelan8510]

Rune Zar In Soviet Russia, the Thug Life chooses you

[@kkatey4160]

this is my fav video by u swoozie, great work

[@glassesvoices5097]

Me: *tries to hide my 50 A’s and 1 B* Dad and Mom and Suddenly all of my family: *YOU HAVE DISHONORED OUR FAMILY*

[@ChiefYoshi]

My parents A-meh B- do you want to lose your video games C- grounded Lower-disowned Btw- I’m Asian in game and in real life

[@valisyt]

Yoshi lmao same, but if it’s b’s then it’s like “GuRl Do YoU wAnT tO gEt GrOuNdEd Of OuTsIdE” btw I play outside also so lol

[@frickstick8888]

This is so true it physically hurts

[@jacornonthecob3301]

Same

[@KamFitInc]

PSSHHHH my parents Dont ground me, black people aren't the only one that get whipped, the belt, sandal, etc *Btw- I'm Asian in game and in real life*

[@blitz8967]

Yoshi , why did the scammer cross the road? Because his finger slipped

[@f.a.f2339]

I’m black A- Dave and busters and money B- money C- You can do better D- hand me my belt F- I basically die

[@Richarddae1841]

Flareon and friends u get money for getting grades let alone a b lmao

[@dant3078]

Flareon and friends if I get a B my mom would take my electronics away, (I'm Asian)

[@tatyannamafla5703]

Flareon and friends I’m Spanish A- Gg B I’m dead C- I’m screwed D-AHHHH F- I’m moving to Antarctica

[@imnotreallllyhere]

Flareon and friends yess!!!

[@dietmntdew5026]

I'm from Montenegro A-We will buy u whatever u want sweetie!❤❤ B-Good job honey! C-C??? OH HELL NAW HAND ME THE BELT D-U ARE SO DEAD WHEN U COME HOME!! F-U ARE NOT MY DAUGHTER ANYMORE!!

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

Rewatching this series this year to relive the epicness^_^

[@alicia4744]

My mom with my grades A: good. B: good. C: still okay. D: whatever its fine. F: disapointed but doesn't do anything. Hahaha my life great 😜

[@sebasco4329]

Does your mom ever hit you?

[@alicia4744]

@@sebasco4329 lol no

[@thecatonacouch9371]

You mom is bad because she doesn’t strive you to do better. Go get a real mom who pushes you to your full potential

[@SHTTR-]

Alicia Valenzuela May I please a Burger with fry’s with a soda please?

[@mountaindewfrostbite142]

Do you like sushi?

[@kennymaster3599]

My mom's grading scale A:That's what I expect B:Do Better C:Your have to study 24/7 for the rest of the year D:Your grounded for a week F:Your grounded for a month My dad A:Ok, you can play video games B:No video games today, just studying C:Get the fuck outta here D:Your getting ya ass beat and grounded for a month F:Your getting ya ass beat, getting grounded for a month, and getting deported.

[@adrianmartini5972]

KennyMaster its usually the other way around

[@qures5763]

*DO BETTERRRRRR*

[@token8273]

My mom usually just grabs a Gucci belt and beats my ass

[@redvixo]

KennyMaster me it’s vice versa

[@tomzhangg]

KennyMaster move every choice for mom one up in the list and you got the truth, also getting d isn’t even possible for Asians am I rite

[@1990hondacivic]

The Asian dad thing cracked me up so hard

[@RealSharkFish]

Had me dying xd

[@RZAthletics]

10 yrs later and still one of my favs!!

[@seraqina]

nothing, just me binging swoozies old animations

[@mediatrix.471]

My father’s reactions: A+:now that’s my son A: You know that you could’ve gotten that A+ B+: Give me your phone B:bring the belt C+: You’re not allowed to go outside and you’re not gonna get your electronics until you get an A+ C: Don’t talk to me D+: No food D: Go sleep on the roof F: You’re disowned

[@micro-startyler2023]

Geez

[@handfulofbabycarrots9312]

Tbh I don't believe that if you got a B+ you get your phone taken away

[@gabbie7115]

Honestly I thought i was the only one that had these kind of parents

[@iminawhitebox7717]

@@handfulofbabycarrots9312 on one end your right you would be publicly executed on the other R/ wooosh

[@zionbowen8215]

Same

[@umno.1128]

Everybody, even the "good kids" cheat

[@layluh4932]

Just Me boy I cheated on a math test 2day

[@layluh4932]

Olli Konttinen well most people do u probably know somebody who has or plans to

[@Trentyhegs]

I’m probably the smartest kid in my grade and anytime we’re taking a test I feel vulnerable

[@aunnabrieodwyer6193]

Trueee

[@theaverageclownhole3369]

98 percent A mmk... 94 percent A, execute order 66.

[@kyletatum4516]

IM about 99.9% sure this was the very first video my friend introduced me to swoozie like a year after this uploaded. Been a fan ever since my guy

[@Kreethehomie]

These vids will always be Goated

[@khaliltran6498]

I'm Asian and when I have one B on my report card they yell at me like CRAZY!!!!!!

[@alondraibarra7941]

I'm Hispanic and my parents go crazy if I get a B too

[@Cyrzai]

Bruh i get an F and my dad doesn't yell, he just says "You did your best, congrats."

[@ShortVidioClips]

I'm asian my parents are fine

[@gamerkitten3683]

+Khalil Tran I am just now realizing I've never gotten a B on my report card lol

[@frankortiz8262]

+Alejandra Rivera me to

[@maringrushke4905]

My dad: A: Reward B: good job could be better C: A little talk and a little punishment D: spanked by belt F: grounded for a week or day

[@reaper2219]

A:Reward B: Screams C:Spankeks me till i cry D:Grounds me E:Makes me study with not games for 3 months F: Doesent get a sh#t

[@ktw5574]

Both my parents would do the same thing as each other. Also how do you only get to be grounded for a week?! I'd be grounded for a month or two! No electronics or anything. Also in your if i had your parents I'd rather get an F than a D

[@zensoung5632]

:A good job :B good :C WHAT YOU GOT A C :D WHAT YOU GET A D ON YOUR REPORT CARD grabs taekwondo staff tries to beat me :F random punishment time

[@thatlemonguy1107]

I’d rather get D than A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jeredgarcia6227]

Necrosis Anlecedius the Dremora Warlord miss me with that gay sh*t

[@nekachu]

I love rewatching this

[@HigherDarkness]

Idk why I randomly thought of this video many years later

[@RacoonDog90]

When I was in 2nd grade, I was doing so well, flying by them multiplications that my teacher decided to skip me to 3rd. So now everyone thought I was a smart gal and knew my shit. This one kid, Brandon, decided to sit beside me when we were taking a division test. I saw he was cheating off my paper. I was gonna say something out loud, but thought, you know what let him do it. Joke was on him because when I took my time going back to sign the date on my paper he decides to get up and turn in his test. I erase all the wrong answers I marked in and fill in the right ones as he sits down next to me. I just glance over at him and have him such a face. XD It was funny. Right up until Free time on the playground came. A rock happened to hit me almost right between the eyes. Who did that... Middle School was bloody rough.

[@AlicePhantom]

XD Nice. I'm surprised you had time to go back and refill in the right answers.

[@RacoonDog90]

Alice Phantom it was a small country school. We had until the end of class to fill it in. I had about 10 minutes left, or something like that. ... got a 70 any way. Division was rough when you barely understood multiplication.

[@AlicePhantom]

True we have that as well. xD All of our classtime is for the test and when we get done we can do whatever but we have to be silent.

[@VIMEXIV]

That's Dirty

[@RacoonDog90]

Lewis Holland ??? What?

[@aiden-hr1qm]

Asian parents be like U A-sian Not B-sian

[@sarah-pz9ue]

Well I'm asian and my parents are proud of whatever grade I get as long as it's not F

[@ryanagee5388]

Stolen from Mighty duck

[@tabbycat0870]

You just got this off the internet and that's stereotyping

[@sarah-pz9ue]

@@tabbycat0870 exactly. Everyone thinks Asian parents are very strict with their child's education but all parents are different. This annoys me so much!😤

[@warwick802]

Lol

[@somadityasingh4345]

LOL the real Asian life is like this A+ = Nothing A= Can be better A- = Can and should be better Anything else = GETTTTT OOOOOUUUUUUT!

[@blueraptor1013]

These old swoozie vids just hit different

[@Kageofyoutube]

"i didn't chiose thug life.thug life choose me."

[@ramonhidalgo8399]

Do you cheat off of someone

[@oscarroe9392]

My mum A-good job sweety B-GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK C-slow methodical torture D-fatal blow to the head with blunt object F-performs ancient ritual casting me to hell for all eternity

[@jessiana297]

Lmao can relate

[@vendia1747]

Same except my mum doesn’t care about me

[@therealyungkari]

Henrijs the hippo You’re so funny.

[@zlayne357]

7 years later and this gets recommended!? Haha maybe cause it’s been a hot minute. Not complaint tho! Early Swoozie is the best swoozie!

[@eileenw7914]

I came back after YEARS of remembering this video

[@onyilane3075]

Nigerian grade Scale A+ - Cool A - Are you stupid? A+ ONLY B - Belt C - Cane D - Dead F - Forget about it your already dead

[@maxlee7531]

OnyeChloe Films you must have got the cane after your English test considering you don't know the difference between you're and your.

[@lucasosuagwu1579]

OnyeChloe Films 😂😂

[@onyilane3075]

Max Lee I didn't care. I know the difference between your and you're. Never got a C in my life. My lowest grade was a 89% B

[@KM-fv8gn]

I'm Nigerian I know what you mean

[@HenryTGK]

KOM same here read my comment

[@GODofGAMING898]

Asian Parents: A=Average B=Below Average C=Cant Eat Today D=Dont Come Home F=Find A New Family

[@tbone2441]

Nikita Rebel copy 🐱

[@emily8223]

Nikita Rebel so true

[@zorkezy8190]

TEACHER! SHE COPIED ME!

[@niema6771]

u got promised a tv for honour roll *I got a "👍"*

[@EE-UR]

😂

[@808bboarder]

I was a teen when I first saw this. I came back as a full grown adult just for the nostalgia lol

[@mastersandboxer9082]

I can't cheat I don't have good enough vision I can't see that far

[@KelliEatzPiex]

same here

[@reidfidler7590]

Then get glasses dummy!

[@Killa20034]

ME EITHER!!!!

[@Maryisme007]

Man that is my life storyyyy

[@toymaster39]

me too

[@DaZeuss]

"i didt'n choose thug life...thug life choose me" 2018?

[@Mimiim-vm7ew]

lelele pelele This was posted 2012😂

[@Poisonisyummy]

I WACHEDIN 2018 NOCE

[@justt.n4t]

I like it when you make videos like this cause you do it only one time.😂 I do it all the time, Skip, Cheat, all of it

[@justiceshabazz6668]

Swoozie has the best stories

[@noticemeheclipticasenpai5580]

My Parents A:Wow Let's Go Buy Pizza! B:Not The Worst But Keep On Studying C:Phone Taken Away D:Belt Time F:Time To Get A Refund At The Hospital

[@bonepaste_3336]

NOTICE MEH ECLIPTICA SENPAI same except replace D and F with no friends or tech