My Girlfriend's Boyfriend

[@asimplecephalon1632]

"His car gets jacked up, who's he gonna blame? The dude who lives 9 hours away?" This man is genius.

[@nickyrains5280]

Facts ^^^

[@anonymousperson6057]

With them racks ^^

[@thethmooteresa]

:0

[@2076-j9w]

That’s true

[@ninjabeast8571]

Ik

[@RatedManatee]

"If you want to break up with me" might be one of the the biggest warning signals I know about...

[@unwrittenmariposa09]

Right?!

[@DJDing23]

Yeah I learned that shit the hard way

[@normyj7009]

@@DJDing23 same

[@glitch605]

Never should have stayed with someone who is 9hours away. Kids these days cheat when they live next door to eachother, and you think she gonna stay loyal when she in a different time zone... Hoe Larry Us.

[@joeythebarber2344]

Either you choose me or you lose me.

[@nexhale]

They're just a bot but I agree

[@insanelydorky5606]

JoeyTheBarber 23 1,000 like

[@maya-cr2om]

That's Petty.

[@supernova._.482]

Best line in the video🤣

[@justaguy7020]

@@maya-cr2om how is that petty

[@ellenh7708]

"I ain't nobody's plan B. Either you choose me, or you lose me"-sWooZie Literally the most relatable quote ever.

[@theonegoldengryphon]

Never actually been in a relationship, but... why do people cheat? I mean, if you like someone other than your current SO, why not just break up? I don't get it.

[@Soul-ex8gb]

As it was shown in the video, "plan B"

[@joshuad1925]

I'm not in one either buuuuuut I assume they want both of them. One for their body(A side chick, if you will) and the other for an actual relationship(The main thing). Or they love both. Either way the person being cheated on will probably be hurt. But you might want to ask a professional. Then again you asked this weeks ago soooo you probably have a answer.

[@mikyathomas217]

people won't break up because they want both(analogy)pizza and cake. people aren't just satisfied with having just pizza

[@tamimchamaa4145]

for each of us his reason :)

[@TheMrCarnification]

It's simple, like both, love neither. However I agree on breaking up first and I would be a relationship with someone that I care so little that I'd do something like that.

[@shelbyb425]

Man, why do people cheat. I just want 1 boyfriend, how tf can people get 2

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

Then they just randomly ask for a break

[@WEFAbender6]

No morals

[@michaelemakhu6407]

It is probably an evolutionary trait.

[@ee8546]

Same tho (´Д`|||)

[@bluefoxplush2855]

Polyrelationships owo

[@Ndasuunye]

I bet you she told all her friends that it was YOUR fault that you guys were broken up.

[@thejulie641]

Of course, the cheaters never admit to anything, they're always the victims -_-

[@Ndasuunye]

savage kitten very true

[@furballtheraichumovedaccou6095]

Ndasuunye "Nobody wants to be the villain, everybody wanna be the victim!"

[@daedricgaming4958]

Prince Furball the Raichu Prince Pikoo the Pikachu Errybody*. Errybody wanna be da victim

[@gajeelredfox7446]

Ndasuunye that happens to me

[@noerselite_]

“I ain’t nobody’s plan B. Either you choose me or you lose me”

[@dieseldouche7735]

Yeah I watched the video too. What a coincidence. I hate comments that just repeat what was already said because people didn't know it was funny till you said it right?

[@smilesxo06]

Can these comments just stfu, I'm actually starting to get annoyed.

[@noerselite_]

Lol, why y’all commenting and hating on me just cuz I like a quote. Y’all seriously have nothing better to do ?

[@smilesxo06]

@@noerselite_ you add nothing to it, you just wrote words from the video, didn't even add commentary to make it a bit different from the other 5+ I saw saying the exact same thing. So really the question is don't you have something better to do? You wrote words from the video and didn't even add nothing to it just to boost your ego, so just stfu.

[@noerselite_]

Sly Fox oh I’m sorry buddy. I didn’t know there was a rule book on how to comment on KZbin videos. Next time I’ll remember for people like u who get annoyed REAL easily

[@qdm6857]

I AIN’T NOBODY’S PLAN B, EITHER YOU CHOOSE ME OR YOU LOSE ME XD

[@xenolyn2962]

That’s what i will do

[@SStarlight9614]

ong

[@danthoniejourdyn5992]

Fax

[@oldharleyquinn8176]

And that's PERIOD

[@applesauce9]

Nikola Shule d

[@ladylionXOX]

Warren is the type of friend EVERYONE should have!

[@elsonlee9404]

Rome Alexander Agreed!

[@willmckee1632]

Except the fact that he didn't show.

[@summertime7651]

Swoozie*

[@lgcoolstuff]

Rome Alexander !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ikr!!!!!!!!

[@Lapeno555]

Rome Alexander Friendzoned...

[@BigSteppin24]

yo dis dude speaks words of wisdom

[@nitronicgaming4460]

Pikachu Gaming 👍🏾

[@Negatiiv-j2b]

Pikachu Gaming jkndggjgjfhfdfgsfdsgfvjlk

[@chillchiv2140]

british pikachu I

[@cheemythedrunkmonke]

Your boy who randomly so happens to have 2 baseball bats in his truck for this situation

[@y1n_y4ng73]

😂

[@user-vf8zp2bk4p]

Ur a good friend for making me laugh

[@Milwaz34]

Thats a real friend

[@controversialpokken9153]

Thats a g

[@amoskariuki5967]

And ski masks😂😂😂

[@jinkxyash1367]

i need a warren in my life

[@TheReturnOfPimpShrimp]

Fucking same.

[@gabrielleneron6215]

bitch me too!!!

[@jenniferlanada7244]

BITCH SAME HERE

[@Zajin13]

One does not simply gets a Warren in life. To be worthy of a Warren means dedicating your life earning it. Either that or you got normal street connections.

[@nick5309]

Lol

[@BambooScar]

Was she still a virgin after that new boy? That would’ve killed me if she gave it up to that fool! But yeah her loss bro!

[@boleroinferno]

sometimes a girl needs someone more in her IQ range

[@JustBreakingBreadTV]

But the writing was on the wall.

[@theunicornsin1144]

She definitely wasn't

[@Reaping21]

most likely, tim be like "achievement unlocked," *kicks girl to curb

[@darklawdshadow5679]

This is obvious.. they “kissed”the first night of drinks... in Jamaica we all know what happened

[@kirausagni]

Just "Happens" To Have Two Baseball Bats. *laughing ass off*

[@perhaps2909]

and these two ski masks

[@kirausagni]

+Bruno de Cunto coincidence? I think not!

[@NOAHSWIFE2007]

+The Nightcore Sisters maybe Tim made them get together so he could jack his car

[@ahmedabdelkader2141]

Bruno de Cunto and a convenient powerpoint

[@tinyplushyadventures4721]

The Nightcore Sisters of the world

[@nicholascauton9648]

Ain’t gonna lie, man. Your story really spoke to me on a personal level. I had a similar incident with my ex-girlfriend when I just graduated from high school back in 2013. We barely made a month and a half and she started spending some time with my best friend at the time. At first I was okay with it but when it started becoming so frequent to the point where she would not come to my house at all, I pretty much assumed she was cheating. I broke things off and even broke off my friendship with that bastard. Best decision I’ve ever made in my life. She’s got a baby daddy and she’s struggling financially. As for me, I’m married and my wife and I are living decently.

[@virginiaf4117]

I'm glad for you, man!

[@CherityTherarè]

Warren is my spirit animal...

[@coolmouse2048]

Leesha Summers lol same

[@PremiumAgario]

Leesha Summers same XD

[@reenaandnyahruby3831]

Leesha Summers same

[@whencrazyisanunderstatemen2501]

Me too my dude

[@tatey5536]

10000000000% SAME THO

[@DeenaDianna]

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

[@amazonmonkey7427]

Huh?

[@thediamondninjatdn1228]

+Gracie Howls I like ur pofile pic

[@chrisdooley6468]

Wow I thought the same thing. It's oddly, well, familiar and upsetting for some reason lol

[@anitamosley803]

Chris Dooley

[@sheepbow909]

When she came back Swoozie- *You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that bring you, back to me.. *

[@Doreai]

Speaking as someone who's been in a relationship for a couple of years, that became a long distance relationship for like 6 years after, unless you have; 1] A bottomless wellspring of patience and understanding. 2] 100% unbreakable trust between both parties. [Which in itself is almost impossible.] And 3] An unbreakable will of steel to show restraint no matter what. I do not EVER recommend it.

[@epicderp6167]

Challenge accepted :')

[@kenethernandez6246]

@@epicderp6167 Uff bad idea dude. Abort that mission while you still can.

[@virginiaf4117]

@@epicderp6167 how's it going 😂

[@wonder4448]

Tbh, tearing Justin Beibers shirt off and throwing him into a crowd of 13 year old girls would be pretty amusing

[@landongaming7470]

Ash 62 I know it would be hilarious

[@LetsSaboogi]

YES.

[@dangnatguy4158]

If I was 13 I would be one of then girls lol

[@chilledsoda930]

Kiarah Marino Probably his pants too. That would be so funny 😈

[@natehawkthefitnessbot3251]

There would be nothing left of him.

[@DaddyFutbol]

I can't 😂😂😂 I've been binge watching all these videos this one got me cracking loud 😂😂

[@dakodabaldur3037]

ikr

[@unlucky5449]

me too

[@kindkathy3131]

.

[@Jayheid98]

Same bruh.. I think half my neighborhood hears me 😂 They're probably like "oh its that white crackhead ass mfer laughing his ass off again... like the past *7 FUCKING HOURS* 😂😂😂😂

[@Jayheid98]

Oh, and it's 4:30 AM

[@HazyTown01]

This story hurts to hear dawg. Shit is too real, to relatable.

[@swoozie]

not gonna lie- it hurt to make a vid at points reliving the story like around 2:30. That was not a fun weekend but def took on the challenge of making it a humorous video head on

[@HazyTown01]

Props for pulling it off man.

[@plawkzer]

sWooZie mad respect bro. also surprised you keep in the loop with your videos over 2 years old!

[@Andreascarl04]

sWooZie Bro, you aint alone mate, I had a girl, and literally, around 2 months of being together She isnt on there no more? if you are out there, Celina, know that i miss you (:

[@darkmay200]

Haze Haberdasher I know right :( it hurts so mcuh

[@jacobvillalta5528]

"This is not brain science or rocket surgery" Who else caught that?😂😂😂

[@joshuaanderson8734]

Jacob Villalta everyone, and I was dead😂

[@nickspilt]

Me

[@XerniumFlash]

I know I did!

[@christiandemarcus2257]

Jacob Villalta honestly

[@thatsquid7171]

Joshua Anderson me

[@plotagonisgone3313]

That day when she confessed to just kissing him she did more than that and btw congrats on 5 million subscribers bro

[@carlycarter2449]

I know this video is old, but I don't fucking GET why girls would cheat on their awesome boyfriends, I'm sitting here waiting to fall in love and cherish my man, sadly still 20 and single as fuck.

[@jesuspina8379]

You'll be fine. Someday you'll find someone to love the heck out of you and you won't even remember what if feels like to be single.

[@kaylacarter3133]

my last name is carter

[@carlycarter2449]

Kayla Carter Sis..?

[@kaylacarter3133]

+FinalKaioken yes

[@worms6731]

Carly Carter i'm in highschool and my whole group of friends are stuck in the friend zone even tho we all are very athletic and overall nice and awesome to be around

[@tiamai5892]

"Babe, it's not brain science or rocket surgery" This is why I love sWooZie😂😂💞 OMG 1K LIKES!! THATS AWESOME

[@joereenmclean3849]

Tiffany 109 same lol

[@jenna_latulippe9080]

Tiffany 109 ikr

[@yourwelcome9023]

You're the first person I've seen that has 3 comments(excluding me) with 1.3k likes!

[@ziairwilson2121]

Jenna_Latulippe fddqqqq got it thanks q

[@PlanetNoob]

Lovley

[@loadingaming4087]

"this is not brain science or rocket surgery" *he is speaking the language of the gods*

[@justinsmith8515]

2020sucks bruh

[@khxtib3714]

-facts-

[@user-vf8zp2bk4p]

The gods from dbs feel offended

[@sharjeelwaris6178]

"It's not brain science or rocket surgery" 😂😂 that's had me dying!!

[@jasminemccoy2709]

ditto😂😂

[@makiyadavis9501]

I can't breathe

[@tangelagermany5833]

Hey bae the

[@TheDemonizedTD]

How did I not notice this? lmfao XD

[@alyssa9607]

XD

[@RealRainbowRapidash]

My first boyfriend, the love of my life, left me for another girl. He didn't technically cheat on me, but when I found out (and after he confirmed it), I felt like the ugliest, stupidest, most worthless girl in the world. And that girl became a symbol for everything I feared for future relationships. And then I proceeded to be on and off with him for a year. I am such an idiot.

[@mxxstro]

Don't worry, you may have loved him and all, but just let him go, i'm sure the right person will show up. :)

[@RealRainbowRapidash]

Krispyy V Thanks. :)

[@s-o-u-p6095]

RealRainbowRapidash the best thing is to ignore him, and if he blames you just be mature. Then he'll feel like a bloody idiot and feel guilty for quite a while. Or just shoot him... : ) (I'm so mean it's great)

[@thebiscuitboi1909]

Heres some advice that I hope you treasure for the rest of your life. Dont trust anyone. Words of wisdom my friends...words of wisdom. Even the cutest guy you met could just be cloaking himself in riotousness, using you as a tool, playing mind games with you, using you as a puppet. Now time for me to play some call of duty!

[@s-o-u-p6095]

...ok interesting point

[@aviesmith8883]

That is what you call a best friend. hands down.

[@YourRulerKingDedede]

“My girlfriend’s boyfriend” Well that just sounds like yourself but with extra steps

[@ARSXNIKK888]

"This ain't no brain science or rocket surgery" that had me dead

[@kadehuerta3365]

Nick Pena I

[@chloroplast8611]

Broke my phone listening to that

[@hungry.nezuko3742]

I AIN’T NOBODY’S PLAN B, EITHER YOU CHOOSE ME OR YOU LOSE ME I always come back to swoozie after a breakup, this is how I heal, mucho love swoozie xx

[@ashrobat]

Who else noticed that he said "Brain Science and Rocket Surgery" XD

[@ashrobat]

***** I know. I was just asking if anyone noticed

[@ashrobat]

It's fine. Lol

[@dylankelly7001]

Messeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee

[@dylankelly7001]

+I've Lost My

[@ralek592]

Mindfuck

[@misslattybaby1949]

Anytime you hear the words, "Let's take a break", you know the other person is messing around. ...IJS

[@Historicutuber]

Pretty much

[@PopitTart_]

1:24 "Brain science or rocket surgery," was that intentional?

[@bengugerty7616]

Yeah

[@iRinnda]

+The Golden Ninja - It is so obvious that is has to be intentional. Loved that part. XD

[@calebfultonj]

yea he says it all the time

[@rubinrot3871]

Duh. 😑 A writer on point at his creativity! ❤

[@cassandratodd6732]

Yep, he was just joking

[@adamawale6009]

I wouldn't say "i ain't no bodys plan b"

[@adamawale6009]

1"d strait up say f*** you

[@kikyzamora]

Adam Awal

[@marcelleriviere2149]

Adam Awale

[@jbhazard]

Adam Awale I would

[@clouds2589]

People don't quite realize just how fucked up it is to cheat on someone, It scars them emotionally and can cause them to develop trust issues for life. The only solace we can take is knowing that 90% of the time, Karma does it's job.

[@mathiassrensen4764]

A bit... exaggerated maybe, for young love. However, I agree. If you feel like cheating, your boy/girl friend probably isn't what you need or want anymore, at least have the decency to break up.

[@thatsquid7171]

This is a weird break up text Knock knock Who’s there Single Single who Single you

[@CrypticaProductions]

Knock knock Who s there You can't You can't who YOU CAN'T REPLY TO THIS PERSON ANYMORE(learn more)

[@diegoconnolly5317]

Knock knock Who’s there Not me, b-yatch

[@SuperTerminator65]

honestly, i was in a long distance relationship with a cute and beautiful girl for about a year and we both loved each other very much, then one time she suddenly disapeared for a couple of months then after when she came back and i got to be with her again and few weeks later she decided to cheat on me and come up with a stupid bs reason to do so. so really, having someone cheat on you is the worst feeling ever but its even worse when they cheat on you with a stupid reason -_-

[@natsumemory]

I know how you feel D: I was in a long distance relationship that last 2 years them, he decide do disapear, then one day I get a message from him on my skype saying that he can't be with me anymore Fuck those people

[@SuperTerminator65]

yea exactly, i was completely pissed off when my GF came up with a lame and stupid excuse for when she cheated on me. Like she freaking complained about the fact that she was getting tired of me talking about myself when really all i was doing was giving her an update on how my life has been and what ive been up to during the past couple of months she was gone.

[@natsumemory]

DJ Kitsune Driid Don't worry bro ;-; I really know how you feel D: but don't think about that, just keep living and f*ck those people D:

[@manoftruth0935]

I can empathize with you man. It hurts.

[@SuperTerminator65]

Akira Kurosaki yup, i completely agree David Cappadoccia yea, it does :(

[@abbashameid1300]

“She belongs to the streets”

[@krunz_333]

“Icole”

[@pepsiman5609]

My car! Noooooooo! *gets hit with a baseball bat*

[@kermitdied9805]

Lmao

[@harleytheapothecary7849]

oof

[@hedgehoglord2025]

7 years ago Swoozie still had a bomb style

[@illusion9423]

I should stop watching videos of people with a more interesting sexual life than mine it's getting me depressed

[@SpartanBeta312]

same :/

[@King-or6ll]

Illusion Ha true

[@jbhazard]

Illusion lol

[@michwan6732]

seriously who in the right mind who want to cheat on anybody?

[@chloroplast8611]

ITS NOT FRIXKING CHEATING SHE CAN GO OUT WITH WHOEVER SHE WANTS UNTIL SHE MARRIED

[@nesquik9579]

Chloroplast you're a fucking IDIOT.

[@blackoutgenez]

hormones

[@chloroplast8611]

...coming from an organism that depends on plants

[@onespookyboi9170]

Chloroplast Your an idiot

[@kategentry]

Your videos either crack me up or give perspective that I agree with and I really need to share some of them. That's my goal for today.

[@kategentry]

My goal is to share one video today. (I felt that I needed to clarify)

[@andremckenzie9746]

The Trinidadian accent tho. 😂 Yes swooz!

[@malcolm337]

ngl i really like it

[@captainrightwing190]

Similar shit happened in my most recent relationship, which happened to also be my first.

[@pati5146]

+SSrules1 your comment made my day XD

[@MrIDGAF]

Same and it happened a few weeks ago, and she was my first too.

[@captainrightwing190]

Mr. IDGAF *hugs* It's not fair...

[@CaptainCJ97]

same

[@captainrightwing190]

Mind Surf Thank you. That means a lot to me. ^_^

[@Sam-qn6ht]

I love how he puts his confessions in small text in the bottom of the screen so your most not likely to see it

[@jasonm3693]

i got bats in atlanta

[@jasonm3693]

breaking mitsubishis like a badass

[@spaceshipgozooooom5646]

He has a good friend. That dude was ready for that car lol!

[@nightwing4205]

+Jason SealMan XD

[@furballtheraichumovedaccou6095]

Jason SealMan It's true friendship right there

[@99PowerNation99]

I’ve been in a situation like this when I was in high school. I was in a relationship with some boy and we had the same math class together, I was a freshman at the time he was either between a sophomore or a junior and when I tried to hug him because I missed him he acted as if he didn’t care. I felt hurt about his reaction and I believe it was a few months or weeks later and I had found out that he cheated on me and I told my little sister about what that jerk had did to me and she comforted me because I was crying and she told me that I should forget about him and move on and I did, and I have someone who was a thousand times 5 better than him and we’ve been together for 5 years

[@ricky8356]

Your girlfriends boyfriend. That would be you.

[@bearisol6503]

girlfriends other boyfriend

[@user-qt6ud3sp6w]

thats the joke

[@wyldchyld7437]

No. Did u even watch the vid b4 commenting.

[@swoozie]

^lol

[@crecr4te]

+sWooZie lool xD sWooZie u the man xD

[@neelu2056]

I ain't nobody's plan B Either you choose me or you lose me

[@calvinramnarinesingh8105]

T - Series why 41 likes???

[@elaineadams1242]

Boo PewDiePie is better

[@rdarda9272]

nigga stfu

[@demiwolfy9617]

T - Series lol!

[@madelainedelgado869]

Pewdiepie is better. Fuck T-Series

[@MJ-kc9ic]

Warren is so savage

[@jay-vg5eg]

Yandory Chan Trinidad for life #dab

[@kemuelplays7887]

Spirited Lemons yup

[@ianstephenson2159]

“Either you choose me or you lose me”. live by that

[@adamd9865]

Hmm... You weren't her plan b... You were her plan A and her plan C. C, as a backup to plan B, which was a backup to plan A, you.

[@alibarzegar4021]

Adam D Enter Fortnite 200 iq sticker here

[@vyastrebova3447]

what

[@Goubb]

@@vyastrebova3447 you wouldn't under stand only a genius can read this but to make it, this person's IQ must be... OVER 9000

[@gamingcentral8958]

Adam D complications

[@Juandiego-vz7xe]

My gf said we need a break this is exactly what she said"I'm so sorry but I need a break and by break I mean we need to break up" I was crying so hard

[@kingkyro7596]

silent death lol

[@Juandiego-vz7xe]

King Kyro yea that actually happend

[@kingkyro7596]

silent death sorry buddy

[@Juandiego-vz7xe]

King Kyro it's ok

[@xxitmichaelgamingxx4247]

"Babe this isn't brain science or rocket surgery" XD lol

[@peakplzzz626]

XxItMichael GamingXx you I thought I was the only one who peeeped your the goat for this 😂😂

[@aspncarillo2487]

“you either choose me or you lose me” has been my motto since I was 11. 21 and my peace is out matched thank you swoozie

[@mikee177]

You need to date Superwoman. END OF SENTENCE. BOOM.

[@owenoneill7697]

Pause at 4:46. He is literally Ness from Earthbound!

[@jbhazard]

Never High-FiveACactus ikr

[@zanetheyesman]

Never High-FiveACactus no shit sherlock

[@DulceReposa]

Yeah... EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT

[@rookinson]

How to NOT get cheated on DONT GET A GIRLFRIEND!! OR HAVE A LOVE LIFE AT ALL!!!

[@mushrambokinniku4900]

Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!

[@palmtree1958]

Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) It's not fun being an asexual. It feels like I'm constantly being third wheeled by society. I don't understand why, when you have the option of being normal and happy, you choose to be alone when there are people who have to be alone and are struggling to be happy with it.

[@mushrambokinniku4900]

Tamar Mack Asexuality is a myth, and a joke for that matters

[@rookinson]

Tamar Mack lol nobody cares! trust me it's way better being single because you don't have a wife or husband to tell you what to do! plus, NO CHEATING, YOU GET TO GO WHERE YOU WANT, MEET WHOEVER YOU WANT, and i'm just saying, you CAN be in a relation if you want, but trust me it's better being SINGLE.

[@palmtree1958]

Mushrambo Kinniku A myth? A joke? You think it's funny that I'm incapable of feeling any sort of attraction to another person? Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) I'm never going to be able to grow old with someone. I can't feel any sexual pleasure at all. Do you realise how awkward that would make things if I ever decided to have children? Maybe you think that because you've been in previous relationships but when you've never felt anything towards anyone you feel like you're missing something.

[@insertnamehere6298]

Swoozie is literally my most favorite KZbinr he’s literally the greatest youtuber ever

[@oddkookie8620]

That's something my friend and I would do me:SOMEONE CHEATED ON ME!!!!! her:lets beat up her Lambo *evil laugh that's sounds like she is choking* edit: his*

[@antek-artist3384]

04:43 I hhope I'm not the only one who knew what he means by that outfit

[@Reekdog]

dude came in like ness xD

[@antek-artist3384]

xD The ComebackKid

[@antek-artist3384]

Jessica Corlichsdcghj

[@Gobblewonkrs]

lol I know he looks like ness

[@antek-artist3384]

Sporkl12AJ and Eligamer360 u r bae

[@andrewfrancis74]

Dude, the minute you go long-distance, break up. But that's easy for me to see, I'm 52........I'm only here because I'm an Artist who still likes cartoons.

[@CallMeMFor12345]

SEQUAJ NI What are you doing on the internet grandpa?

[@havcc2x63]

Man get yo fat ass of the internet

[@danaflamenco]

@@havcc2x63 You don't even know if he's fat. And the internet and KZbin are exclusive to moronic children like yourself

[@constantinospastos8255]

@Villie Danielsson 7 Påarps skolait was made in 2012

[@myetoob23]

@Packable how tf do you know what this 52 yr old person has gone through in life? What kind of relationships they've had or even how many? Get yo Ms. Cleo I know your past present and future lookin ass outta here

[@qualityvideos1]

The only phrase that truly stuck with me for 9 years "Either you choose me or you lose me, I ain't nobody's plan B"

[@will_wht]

only about 1 in 3 people who watched this have subbed

[@stevendorsey4850]

Jokes on YOU. >:D I was subbed BEFORE I watched this!!!!

[@pen0va778]

I AM ALREADY SUBBED

[@mlndr8551]

microsoft office already subbed

[@shrimp9357]

i subbed after reading this comment

[@theotacomex]

Warren seems awesome

[@Lexi2-2]

do you wanna join the crew of tacos

[@theotacomex]

+taco Sure. By the way, what's the crew of tacos?

[@Lexi2-2]

The O Taco the crew of tacos are my subscribers. And my name

[@mahdidasoo892]

Ikr

[@kylieghkerr1773]

+taco crew yasss can I

[@squidwardtentacles7985]

I have a friend just like Warren 😂

[@SStarlight9614]

shii im like warren but 100x crazier😂

[@Kris-cw1ze]

I'd like to but I'm lonely

[@mynameisjeff7727]

I am that friend

[@ashleeearl0712]

"We should take a break" me: "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"

[@MastuuurCh33f]

Brain Science. And Rocket Surgery?

[@MastuuurCh33f]

Nicely done.

[@MastuuurCh33f]

What?

[@MastuuurCh33f]

I was on it a few hours ago.

[@MastuuurCh33f]

Oh, okay. I'm not sure if you have the game..

[@javonacw]

Babe!

[@euphoricallly]

" I GO HARD IN THE PAINT I BEAT BEEZ IN THE TRAP YOU KNOW IM FROM TRINIDAD AND I AM CRAZY" I died

[@mitziemax3042]

Can someone please make a cloning device and clone swoozie so every girl on earth can have one?!? ❤️💙💚

[@cjgorman132fan]

And guys so we can all have good laughs

[@MultiElementalgamer]

We already have a cloning device, all we deed is a age modifier

[@deadguy8443]

Greg Addams Not really a cloning device, we can just make something with identical DNA to the original. Swoozie would have to be raised the same, not just grown.

[@lillian2511]

Alfred F. Jones Wait, you mean if Chuck norris ''Clones'' himself and grows himself up, his son is himself?

[@mewsickat2982]

No.

[@hillre14]

Saw that coming 30 seconds in Warren is literally my older brother

[@justalpha9138]

ArE YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?

[@gen-zhippie2203]

"I ain't no plan B You choose me, or you lose me." Words of wisdom

[@heromx5105]

I hate "Breaks" it's such bull.

[@samybus6172]

”My girlfriend’s boyfriend” Me: confused confusion.

[@rbxa2147]

I hate how some girls do that leave you for someone who clearly just wants to use her then she comes back all like "please take me back it'll never happen agean" and you are trying not to laugh while feeling bad about it yet you don't take her back because you don't trust her anymore

[@DaddyFutbol]

RBxA 21 That's true brah, but i had stupid friends who still take them back boy/girl after their partners cheated on them, smh

[@danieljm2608]

So true

[@lubeke]

we should take a break is what happened to me with my gf

[@MAINEStreamEntertainment455]

Sorry about that

[@rosaliavasco5028]

Sorryyy

[@FOREVER-ii7gh]

RUBEN ESPINOZA I

[@luckydoughge]

Damn. Sorry my dude

[@mysteryj8154]

SAME.

[@voltazarus1065]

Let me catch my sons girlfriend having another boyfriend.

[@trial_with_an_error9687]

Hands will be thrown

[@ymirishere7108]

0:20 WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW OLD THE MAP IS?!?!?!

[@arcstaff]

Good Swoozie. Did the right thing.

[@laucorn123]

Ahhh yes the dreaded we should take a break. Allow me to translate what it means based on personal past experience & what I have seen with my friends. What she says: "We should take a break. " Translation: "I want to go off and 'not cheat' with this person I have been secretly flirting with and fantasizing about behind your back. " What she says: "I'm young, and still want to have fun." Translation: "I don't want a serious relationship right now but want to keep you on the back burner so I have someone stable to get with after I have partied & dated a bunch of guys who are not husband material but I thought were hot." Yes I am exaggerating but not by much. Sadly every girl I have ever heard say we should take a break whether it's to me, one of my friends, or to their boyfriend they said that because they already had someone else they wanted to get with guilt free. So good for you swoozie on your being nobody's plan B motto. :)

[@TransitioningBeauty]

laucorn123 True, but that's just the problem with young people being in serious relationships in general. If you're under 23 it's probably a bad idea to date someone long term (longer than a year and a half) because at some point you're going to want to be with someone else and "sow your wild oats" because you're young and why the fuck not? but if you're in a serious relationship you'll end up hurting the person in some way (whether you break up with them or not). Very few people under 23 seriously wanna settle down and be with the one person they wanna be with for the rest of their lives. You don't wanna meet your husband when you're 17 you wanna have fun

[@The1stDragonRider]

+Tatiana ^_~ So this is what humanity has come down to huh? A whole bunch of people who have no respect for others or their feelings, and would rather "have fun". I hope that all who do this shit die alone and lonely with no one to love.

[@WaterCamelz]

I totally relate to warren

[@trobvidz]

0:23 “we hired this new guy at our office named Tim”, lovin the voice

[@bax2603]

from trinidad but puts on Jamaican accent ....sigh

[@celesteconyette7207]

I am from Trinidad also bakxxc

[@mak00ileven]

bakxxc it was trini actually

[@matteshoe]

Dgnius Makileven part trini part jamaican

[@rjjames8429]

Thats how we speak

[@trini_aviation9543]

I was summoned?

[@leahperkins8617]

"Brain science or rocket surgery". Hehe I like that.

[@imeliodas.]

+Leah Perkins ikr

[@Raketmannen]

xD

[@evaedwards6328]

Yeah it's my new motto

[@dianamakowski9538]

Leah Perkins I'm so going to use this.

[@MacPlox]

He said Brain Science and Rocket Surgery XD

[@jacquelinemeldrum77]

Joeuan P. Calayo MOMMY I WANNA BE A ROCKET SURGEON WHEN I GROW UP

[@hailsstorm5647]

Cupcakes, Flowers, and Evil LOL!!!!

[@UnitedBandsMeech]

Coming back to this years later and understanding what swoozie REALLY meant when he said she “kissed” Tim 😭😭 ouchhh

[@StiV2500]

I love these animated stories, please keep doing more!

[@ChokmahIsrael]

My dearest friend, I felt the sore pain and rage as I watched this video, I had flashbacks, and oh, let's just say, many years back, I did much worse then what you and your pal thought about.

[@RhetoricalLyric]

I see. EXPLAIN PLEASE.

[@bolingrey6465]

o,o oh my

[@ChokmahIsrael]

+NikitaMariia let's just say, don't try'ta take anotha mans woman, and if you're a woman, ohhohooooooo, don't cheat on your man, you might really regret it, i've changed now though, but back then , you screwed me over, and oh, you were getting it twice back, planned out, to make you remember me for life.

[@gamefreak23788]

GedaliahBenIsrael Honestly really inspirational man.

[@lillysatou5664]

And how many did you kill then?

[@iimmjjrr]

"Either you choose me or you lose me" -Swoozie 😂😂😂😂👍

[@clouded_moth]

Jose Vargas best Quote evah

[@nightshaderach]

I never realized how true the ending it where you say “I am nobody’s plan B, you either choose me or you lose me.” I should have paid way more attention

[@mikamikamimimi]

i feel sorry for you man, i hated it when guys cheated on me.

[@Zentrigon]

True that sister

[@EXHellfire]

Did you really cosplay as Ness

[@internetalias1613]

倉敷市レイ I'm glad someone else noticed he was dressed as Ness

[@rakkatytam]

James Price Oh god let's hope he wasn't planning on using the Casey Bat to beat Tim's car.

[@treize32]

倉敷市レイ this is the best comment on here.

[@EXHellfire]

Thanks hun

[@sleepysaiken3984]

James Price I did to. :-:

[@justarobloxiangamer]

OML this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Y'all don't need Netflix when you got this KZbin Channel

[@Authorized.]

“You got to take your place in the circle of life” -Warren

[@ariannaa148]

Babe! This is not Brain Science or Rocket Surgery.... Like if you see the error..

[@nesbygalvan2088]

It was on purpose

[@Rmando]

That's the joke lol. He tries to sound smart but ends up sounding dumb.

[@itsjayhaha3623]

this is not brain surgery or rocket science

[@Smart30701]

Omg that took a while..

[@jonahmeyerpeter3385]

+joella alcide UR AN IDIOT ITS A JOKE