Magma Wyrm Lottery - Jerma Elden Ring: Co-op Randomizer (Part 1) [With Ster] Stream Edit

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Originally Streamed on January 21th, 2023
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[@Tisvly]

It was really incredible by the writers to give Jerma the Placidusax Rememberance at the beginning to foreshadow the central tension of this episode

[@Ben-uw6fi]

Bravo Miyazaki

[@mellowmelly9258]

cant believe my streamer follows the principle of checkovs gun

[@Biscotum]

He could have almost perfectly given himself the stats for the Sacred Relic Sword and made the game easy mode. Instead he effectively wasted all of it. (Sigh)

[@drewlandefeld2115]

Placidusax wanted his remembrance back

[@Tribophopic]

@@Biscotumit’s more entertaining that he didn’t do that though.

[@priqq1]

You know it's gonna be a good stream when 30 seconds in, jerma asks to time out the guy who says "nice mcdonalds voice."

[@austinsavage5962]

Hes getting too used to his powers hes becoming too dangerous

[@Lucifronz]

Yeah, the timing on that was too beautiful to not listen to a second time.

[@drkamunatrag313]

D f3e

[@drkamunatrag313]

S x

[@PoyoDesuka]

Jerma: oh, I got the godslaying relic sword! Ster: I got a smithing stone and an empty soda can

[@AcmeMonkeyCompany]

Essentially the Charlie Brown meme

[@kryvexi]

"i got a rock..."

[@waffleless]

35:19 Jerma reacts like he regularly hallucinates giant skeletons bursting from the ground.

[@Lucifronz]

There is recognition in his mind. He probably dreams of his victims coming up from the ground and telling on him.

[@drteeth362]

It’s crazy how jerma willingly saf inside of a tanning bed but is afraid of ovens and being near a microwave when it’s on

[@aliamcbride]

There's a reason he only went once and spent the whole time thinking about how bad it was

[@lukejohnson1698]

I’m literally so happy to have more of Jerma playing Elden Ring

[@Lenn869]

i´m only metaphorically happy tbh

[@Brodobo]

I’m only emotionally happy tbh

[@rapid___]

I'm only mentally happy tbh

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

My zenis is happy

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

@@jimmybean420 You can't stop me Jimmy, my zenis cannot be contained.

[@Bigboss-_]

Jerma is the Elden beast

[@hangry3102]

The Elden BAWSSS

[@Sowodium]

Jerma is the elden breast

[@herrautisto5294]

35:19 when the meds kick in

[@octilli]

43:23 i love how much he hesitated before saying the word “imposter”

[@dan_loeb]

35:18 "man this edible ain't sh..."

[@cloakedhornets6515]

Cheltie goes forward in time to when the VOD is uploaded, puts the edit together, goes back to the present and uploads it here. All just as a show of power towards us feeble viewers.

[@paul-nj1ig]

I do wonder how they actually create highlights so quickly it's impressive

[@SozBoz]

@@paul-nj1ig They might capture the stream live

[@deityforAday]

i think i could beat cheltie in a fight

[@Cogu985]

Honestly i think i could take Chelgie

[@pvt.ltd.yt_industries]

​@@Cogu985 he puts jerma screen behind him and you are mesmerised, -1000000000000000000 stamina paralyzed for life

[@christopherrapczynski204]

it is stunning how jerma has played every fromsoft game, some multiple times, and still has first playthrough dark souls 1 tier of fromsoft knowledge.

[@Reac2]

The From Soft control scheme has been burned into a completely seperate compartment of my brain since DS2. It boggles my mind how you can mix up the controls after less than a year

[@dave7474]

​@@Reac2 the controller an extension of the body. much like a samurai and his sword

[@stlbullet]

So happy to see Jerma playing Elden Ring with his wife :D

[@hehe-tw6jl]

we all know jerma is the wife in their long tumultuous will-they-wont-they relationship.

[@limb-o7180]

i knew they're dating but I didn't know they were married???

[@egg_o]

@@limb-o7180 did you not know? jerma is ALREADY pregnant with their DERF’th child

[@Ashlevon]

"Placidusax's over there, honey. 👉"

[@LGPanthers1]

Ster is such a gem, what an absolute beaut

[@frankfs8415]

12:54 35:59 Jerma has that uncanny power of saying stuff at the perfect moment without any previous insight. It's kind of scary

[@dees4408]

Elden Ring is the anti-thesis to Jerma's House Flipper

[@doifhg]

I can't believe he got the sacred relic sword and the dragonlord rememberance in like the 1st hour of playing

[@unai8659]

Also rivers of blood lol

[@janesmith1840]

and the fucking godskin peeler

[@apehawk]

And he didn't use any of them

[@ruudur]

*proceeds to put every single rune into STR"

[@tristanilletschko6700]

Mans first weapon is the final bosses weapon

[@fosterbennington6405]

I really like the forbidden fashion of just the Royal Knight chestplate and just hanging your Johnson

[@Brea2108]

Oh! it's Oh *onhales OH IH OH *Gasps S I R G I D E O N O F N I R What? It's not him?

[@lilvampire7439]

My favorite part is when Jerma had no idea how to upgrade his weapons, so he chooses a weapon he can’t use, has ster upgrade it to a point where Jerma can’t pick it up, then upgrades a +0 weapon to +2 instead of upgrading the weapon already at +5

[@Oubliettedweller]

Cheltie please get some rest we love you so much this was a 7 hour stream from last night

[@PowerSpirit50]

They've said that they do it for fun at work

[@Gumper30]

27:07 ster out here with the deep cut references

[@noaag]

2:59 vroomer went too far this time when he did a drive by on jerma with a machine gun

[@sonicm4959]

Rennala being in the caria manor is a real "the princess is in another castle, mario!" moment

[@MrAw3sum]

"...and then kiss" god i fucking laughed so hard

[@orionsebastian1375]

Thank you Cheltie for your speed on these uploads!

[@rainbowvidsdash8864]

He grabs his mic like it's the only thing holding him back.

[@TheWrathAbove]

12:00: Ster sounding like a scientist straight outta Half Life 1 here.

[@sunnyday6133]

«LIKE A BAWS» a certified hood classic from the good ol’ days

[@KitPah]

Ster & Jerma are the true combo honestly so fun to watch

[@666slateran666]

It's the OG combo!

[@Cogu985]

Jerma having a heart attack because of the dragon really was a grandpa andy moment

[@herrautisto5294]

dude, the year just started and here we have the best stream ever

[@Bocchi-the-Rock_]

Thrust is literally some of the best damage across every game, even Bloodborne lol

[@gabrielramos8210]

I believe ster is a personification of chat

[@Vrdent]

25:35 [currently getting flamethrower’d] “…do you see em?”

[@elevenAD]

24:58 WTF, Random Gideon nearly killed me! Started laugh coughing so hard almost swallowed my effin tongue!

[@drteeth362]

Ster roleplaying as prisoner Griffith getting no good items

[@-cyndaquil]

42:55 i feel jerma's fear here. not super far into the randomizer but the way some enemies just blend in to the environments hurts me deeply. that and there are so many ants and bears in this game, nothing else kills me. only powerscaling animals

[@limb-o7180]

21:28 he got roll-caught so hard

[@nyurgh1139]

Jerma is so good at Elden Ring that he plays co-op randomizer with Ster sandbagging him. What a gigachad.

[@georgep007gr]

I am in love with how he puts all of his souls on strenght immediately

[@PoyoDesuka]

Jerma's name for the Spear Crystalian is the sound he makes when doing the stabs repeatedly.

[@graysaltine6035]

jerma gets elden beast soul weapon and GS peeler + all the runes needed to use them... Also Jerma: 32 points in strength!!!

[@maplerrrrr]

8:59 that was so unbelievably cute

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Bro he's so fucking high this stream like he got called out for being high while playing Me Strong because he forgot he promised to play it high, "Oh bro you're high like you promise!" "What how do you know, what I promise something, I mean Yeah Bro!"

[@Lucifronz]

36:15 That fucking desync timing. I swear the world is out to make a joke out of Jerma's every move. For a moment, I thought Ster was making a joke and I'm like "ha ha, real funny, come on... predictable" and then he blinks over to the enemy on the far end and I'm like "oh shit, that was real".

[@jordanwait7264]

16:24 MAD SOLDIER

[@Fawk97]

Very enjoyable edit, i don't think i would have watched it otherwise. Thanks for the work!

[@lawsontake7383]

16:15 we got a jingle jangle situation... santa's going NUTS!

[@carto4028]

My heterosexuality dissolves the moment these two handsome boys stream 😫

[@igotcrabsyeup]

my homosexuality dissolves the moment these two REVOLTING boys stream

[@carto4028]

@@igotcrabsyeup Take that back Now 😡

[@xdscorpoinz6394]

I dunno jerma makes me straight when he says unhinged psychotic comments

[@liamstanley5599]

“Good… GOOD!” -Emperor Palpatine

[@hazedrecord5674]

doesn't jerma openly hate gay and trans people?

[@appocore]

it's so nice of ster to teach his father jeremy how to play elden ring :)

[@jackwhite2654]

A new elden ring series to binge watch 20 times!

[@sunnyday6133]

Two of Jerma’s personalities are able to converse on air, and I love it so damn much.

[@Hyper_1989]

Excited for any potential mohg appearances

[@NarcissistMargarine]

Jerma is a marvel superhero making quips but with no superpowers

[@xflord6041]

12:02 another reason to love jerma

[@neartheplumtree]

Jerma so desperately wanted to get a tan for an event that was IN FEBRUARY????

[@TheMarkoSeke]

Another Elden Ring arc? Fuck yeah

[@clayless8701]

"you're the type of player that opens up the wikipedia page the second you install the game" you got me Jerma, you got me

[@Lucifronz]

22:03 Nioh 2 is amazing. I played it entirely solo because I didn't want to pay for online on the PS4, but it's easily my favorite soulslike. Yes, that includes the Souls series itself. Its use of player-based AI summons is fucking phenomenal and I love the mix of Japanese mythology and soulslike gameplay, on top of its really excellent Yokai Shift mechanic that honestly makes fights from Nioh even more chaotic and yet also shockingly more manageable if you get good at it.

[@_ness_tea_]

"Omen Mohg-man" made me laugh harder than it should have

[@pillgrimm]

He timed someone out for a DAY? that's the longest yet

[@charlieparade5046]

Jerma being ashamed while telling his pale gamer skin story is SO funny

[@MetalMercutio]

40:57 Dragon jumpscare

[@ImpressionismFTW]

32:11 Tasmanian Devil + Porky Pig

[@rampageblizzard]

man, I was just thinking how this game needed a proper co-op mode. I wanted to do a full run with my friend not too long ago, and we started getting annoyed with having to summon eachother after each boss etc

[@kikilles_]

36:50 me when im about to get mauled to death by a bear while on a camping trip

[@anjuscuccos]

43:25 imposter!

[@iiequinox8044]

Did they say they were planning on playing through the entire game randomized? This stream was funny as fuc

[@radiack123]

Great edit appreciated!

[@quaker47]

i love these crazy characters

[@BorfieKai]

That seamless coop mod is beautiful

[@MonkeyMaster88]

45:24 Think of this with Vindictus as the context

[@SugarCamp]

“Nice McDonald’s voice” time that person out for a day

[@CalciumOxyde]

That secret handshake was pretty much in the movie steak, by mr oizo

[@cuttygrass]

grumble gauntlets

[@PennDraken]

3:01 zerk moment 😳

[@Njinx_]

So glad jerma and ster are collabing together again

[@jaems]

They were momentarily back to their classic Jerma and STAR_ personalities for this stream.

[@Pickle-jarr]

45:35 for W H A T

[@jacobsims1175]

35:16 Jerma sees his vitims, colorized

[@ThatHippyDuck]

ID love to see them mix a huge batch of beanboozled's jelly beans and eat a RANDOM one each death.

[@cowboypuppy]

jumpscare 40:56

[@cobrasix9575]

"YAHAHA" -Makar, The Fell Omen

[@noaag]

this guy can not dodge an axe

[@al-is-cool]

Duwu welding 38:43

[@glowie5811]

The randomizer HATES Ster

[@ohheckitsthatkid7364]

Tricked you it's Limgrave and we're both Magma Wyrms

[@GentlemanMudkip]

Hopefully Ster got his answer, but Nioh 2 does indeed have co-op. And i just finished my playthrough of it with 2 friends, would highly recommend. Especially to prep for Wo Long in a couple months. Great game, with a good amount to it.

[@fusionfountain]

Why not tweet him about it instead of posting it on a video that is not going to reach ster himself?

[@umbra1999]

Oh my god I didn’t catch this stream and I just realized they had to make that shitty run to Rennala’s boss room every time Placudissax slaughtered them

[@juliantaylor5956]

Love ur stuff Cheltie! Do u have an estimate when part 2 will be out?

[@douglasfir333]

fave bit 27:13

[@trent2043]

I hope he made sure the randomizer seed is actually possible lol

[@Tallermage]

I hope he growls again in this playthrough

[@firelinksunlight9692]

Love these guys

[@igneous4449]

41:48

[@UrFungiinthesky]

27:58 let's go fight Marge lmao

[@117johnpar]

Terreria is very weird because I've had the same experience as Jerma, Where friends of mine occasionally drag me into the game with 5000 mods and I have no fucking clue whats going on or what to do even after they repeatedly try to explain it. I have probably 15000hrs in modded minecraft and I just dont understand terreria and I think its bad just from my probably 100hrs of playing with friends and actively trying to understand the point of it. It makes me feel fucking old as shit.

[@666slateran666]

Played the minecraft alpha and terraria at launch. Now I feel old

[@theIargedude]

the guild comment was so fucking funny