Greatest Rapper In History - Jerma House Flipper: Luxury DLC Stream Recap

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Originally Streamed on December 22nd, 2021
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[@dennybennis]

Always love when he says "we have to move on" and it immediately cuts to him doubling down on the same shit but twice as deranged

[@user-tb8vr8yy4b]

and it happens SO FUCKING OFTEN it's deranged, i love it

[@shweetnectar]

The joke of "DO X" and Jerma replying "I am NOT gonna do X" is just the greatest set-up everytime

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@shweetnectar it happens EVERY STREAM. and it's funny EVERY TIME. (kind of like the Horror)

[@blarpnarp]

@@shweetnectar jermas “im not going to do x” fills the same niche as family guys “this reminds me of”

[@stitchfinger7678]

Only someone like Jerma could call a trashcan a "barrel" and be mystified that nobody understands him.

[@imestonian2109]

Jeremy is one of the most rappers in history

[@imestonian2109]

@Brokkr the rapperist

[@-cyndaquil]

We should stop this bit before someone accidentally calls jerma something really horrid.

[@marvelousball]

Jerma is one of the most rappers in history

[@The_Corn_God]

We live in a rapper who is jerma

[@Cow80y]

He is like the of all time tho

[@xenylix]

something about this game makes him go insane

[@ponponpatapon9670]

psychopaths like him can't last long without brutal violence.

[@cream9905]

There isn't much action in the game, or threats to worry about. It's just jerma stuck with himself, doing improv and using his creativity

[@stevecooper6578]

I see little other opportunity to turn a house into a mini mini mall or a mirror maze

[@user-dv8eo5pb5v]

I think he said that this game keeps the evil part of his brain at bay, this is his normal side

[@netux]

Chat

[@BenDiPaolo]

What if we're living in our DMT-fueled dying moments, and Uncle Gary just hasn't gotten the cinderblock yet?

[@generaltsingshitao4368]

I'm scared that when I get DMT. Jerma is gonna be there with me

[@artistdead]

dude i read that before watching the vid and i legit couldnt comprehend a single word (edit) good comment though, gave me that good brain rot

[@Vonias]

Holy crap he finally managed to do the "talking in slo-mo" bit and make it funny. The idea of someone watching back the vod at a fast speed and then being confused why it's still in "normal" speed is just so stupid and hilarious.

[@Zag12]

The laugh he did was literally perfect

[@raspymorten]

@@Zag12 That's the slowed down laugh of a man who has spent, at least ONE year out of sync with time itself.

[@S3FreaKzY]

it got me, i have to watch him in 1.75x speed always coz he talks so slow

[@ralek592]

Holy shit that's so freaky

[@beanieguy1880]

Timestamp please

[@ThePie_NedGreen]

You know it’s a good stream when he said “please don’t leave.”

[@indyjon3s]

i got timed out for an hour in this stream because he asked what color he should paint the walls and I said "haha brown and green like stinky poopoo"

[@marvelousball]

Worth it

[@_wija]

the jerma chat experience

[@Chance0]

Ban this guy

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

Ban this guy

[@brycandunbier6358]

Ban this guy for at least 2 seconds

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

the jerma rapping bit was probably the BEST one-guy moment EVER between the cinnamon finnamon and farting n' pissin and the actual raps, it was a stream to remember

[@ferretgazette8355]

i think about cinnamon finnamon literally every single day it never leaves my mind

[@The_Corn_God]

When he went brb, i muted the stream and opened reddit (ironically) and scrolled for like 15 minutes. I forgot about the stream and came back to him rapping and it was almost like the edible kicked in and i forgot where and who i was.

[@amr1t_]

This edible ain’t shi- “I’m gonna serve you a plate of hazy”

[@skrungusVEVO]

opened reddit (ironically)

[@tariqdotpng546]

muted the stream (ironically)

[@19kiikii]

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[@19kiikii]

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[@tikifreakazoid]

How is Uncle Gary and his cinderblock not the most requested rumble character of all time by now already

[@Vonias]

Y'know ever since he reduced his stream schedule down to only a stream or two a week with some exceptions, I've been wondering how we kept up before. I always feel like after 1 stream I'm completely behind on the lore and all the new in-jokes. How did we do it when he streamed multiple times a week? There just weren't any highlights for half of the stuff till later I guess. This reduced streaming schedule has honestly been great, feels like everyone in the community is caught up to the same episode, even us highlight andys stay up to date thanks to the wonderful fast edits of people like Cheltie. Not to mention it being easier on Jerma of course, which is great. Stay fucked, Jerma. We love you.

[@xanderpeace4112]

I agree

[@rusland9]

Halfway through the comment I started reading it with 0.5x speed jerma voice in my head

[@UNowen255]

everybody wins

[@HappyLarry.]

Absolutely not, the more Jerma the better. Having just one stream a week sucks when you don't like the content of that particular week. If you're having trouble just watch the highlights for the month or something, it's not nearly as difficult as you're painting it to be.

[@armchairtony]

@@HappyLarry. oh leisure Larry over here with all the time in the world to watch his goofy little streamer

[@neartheplumtree]

the hand sanitizer-moderna bar was actually FIRE

[@Shmethan]

Facts lmao I wasn't expecting actual bars but here we are. Also I love your pfp! It reminds me of castle crashers & battleblock theater art style

[@kramercacaman]

I love how every time someone calls Jerma a psycho in chat he provides an example of how psycho he really is

[@zooparty1257]

29:29 no word of a lie that flow and cadence is so amazing

[@woodedpiece3601]

Jerma saying “Hoes” makes me wanna cry

[@ghostgirl918]

God i love that after he finishes a rap he acts as though he was just a bystander that was listening to someone else I'm fucking crying laughing what the fuck is wrong with our streamer

[@cjsim44]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: JERMA985 VS JIGSAW

[@19kiikii]

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[@rustroomofdoom]

Epic Rap Battles of History: Jerma985 & Norman Osborn vs. the Green Goblin & the SUS GUY

[@19kiikii]

@@rustroomofdoom ＋２

[@deedee-yf6yn]

30:24 for anyone who wants to click back when he's done and watch it in 2X

[@chickengogo1683]

thank you

[@supertaoman12]

He's actually insanely good at doing that slowed that voice damn

[@kodachromeraccoon5448]

Dude it actually sounds somewhat normal, besides the lower inflection he’s using he’s got the talking pace down

[@stereoraptor6940]

its so scary

[@DannehBoyNz]

Watch it on 0.25 speed to lose your mind

[@wuffdog]

can't believe this guy has a 14440p monitor that's insane. no literally like _insane_ like _psychotic_

[@SuperGamestorm]

24:09 someone gave him the Casey Frey rap lmao

[@ori6n]

all men are friends

[@_wija]

5000 bars, 5 seconds

[@orange9911]

What a hard and brave decision sharing his encounter with the power rangers.

[@fishflake]

this stream made my stomach and chest hurt thank you cheltie for another speedy edit so i can experience more bodily aches and pains

[@ettolrach]

I love your catboy Sigu icon!

[@fishflake]

@@ettolrach thank you!!!! :3

[@19kiikii]

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[@Shadowonshadows]

Shout out to whoever got him to attempt the Casey Frey 5 bars 5 seconds rap

[@erfaniom9576]

mundane chore cleaning games really make him go off the deep end every time he plays them huh?

[@ryandewacoc1270]

Catching this live was surreal, giggling like highschool girl

[@Pigness7]

this is legit some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while

[@19kiikii]

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[@Carbon_Soda]

34:58 Jerma comparing himself to GOD what an EGO

[@acblook]

the 30:24 part at double speed sounds like he had a really bad concussion and he's being speech jammed

[@19kiikii]

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[@hipsterjustice]

go whiteboy go

[@19kiikii]

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[@milzyywilzyy9922]

Sometimes I listen to jerma before i sleep, just paying idle attention as i fall slightly asleep. Tonight, I was really tired and found this video so put it on. The first two tasmanian devils stirred me slightly awake and 14:48 *scared* me awake. Thanks jeremy

[@Citrusautomaton]

jerma's beatboxing skills never cease to amaze me

[@Conklin03]

Watching that x2 speed segment was such a fever dream. It sounds like a bad text to speech of Jerma's voice, with the weird fragmented Animal Crossing music.

[@wyattthewallaby7018]

I was trying to close my eyes when jerma started trying to do his Tasmanian devil impression and started to lose it lol

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

I watched this entire stream from start to finish live. He was more deranged than usual. I was scared for my life.

[@theneonllama416]

Dude had a killer flow

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Jerma theory of death is also my theory. I have the same fear of being stuck in my brain for a million years

[@tacticalguy6473]

Seems kinda comfy ngl

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

@@tacticalguy6473 not if you're like me and jerma were you're aware you're a insane person

[@19kiikii]

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[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

what if you feel pain

[@whateveryasaypal5022]

When he started doing the rapping I entirely forgot this was even a house flipper stream

[@JackVashko]

love how every jerma stream is one for the history books

[@xaviermolina6742]

I remember joining in on his slow mo bit and remember thinking it was a “10 people join and leave” but it was a whole other joke

[@burnstjamp]

The "erreh-eren" record scratch is the best bit he's done in weeks

[@LemonFilmsForever]

The slow-mo and tasmanian devil were gold but holy shit the Uncle Gary bit had me on the floor dying

[@AshWont]

Youre a fucking legend cheltie

[@Leto_0]

When Jerma retires hes gonna live on a boat with no windows and 3 different gaming rooms

[@angelamangela5452]

I watched this live and laughed so hard it destroyed my vocal chords for the day

[@slippingbugs]

One of the few rappers m&m was too afraid to diss

[@nightshadetq2453]

i missed this stream but i've been seeing the terrifying clips, thank you cheltie!!

[@sniffleblox2354]

my greatest jermite achievement is now suggesting the autotune Tasmanian Devil (also twitch ban him)

[@michaelhan6731]

if only we knew what was coming when Jerma first mentioned the Tasmanian Devil at 11:50

[@amr1t_]

Cursed noise when jerma forgot the auto tune

[@19kiikii]

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[@instagramsnapchat]

I fell asleep while watching the stream yesterday so I've been waiting the whole day for this video, thank you again cheltie!

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

What timezone are you?

[@instagramsnapchat]

@@Mr.SpicyIce EST

[@buggy9124]

literally same

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

fall asleep during jerma stream gang

[@guyjay]

this was the first jerma stream i attended! it was fun :)

[@fennec70]

Jigsaw with that GAS 💯

[@fennec70]

* this comment is best read alongside trap hi-hats

[@bel_unoffical]

I turned on 0.75 slow mode to fit in with the slow motion bit but I realized he wasn’t doing the bit anymore and I still had it on and it still sounded like it was normal

[@bobthetitan1]

The half speed bit is one of my favorites he’s ever done, listening at double speed and he only sounds slightly more deranged than normal

[@jankcity6081]

DOES JERMA CALL A FUCKING TRASH CAN A “TRASH RECEPTACLE” AND THEN BLAME HIS HORRENDOUS TERMS ON PEOPLE LIVING IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

[@arakui]

jermas lining up some absolute bangers for january i cant wait

[@raphael8951]

It always fills me with joy when I see a new Jerma video

[@anpancake]

House Flipper streams are always the most psychotic

[@twentylush]

jerma on the next freddie dredd LP for sure

[@mastegoh7139]

Jerma really do be spittin' GHYASS

[@19kiikii]

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[@ralek592]

I shit you not I bled from my mouth at the auto tuned Tasmanian devil part, used a toothpick and found blood while Jerma went _"YAbloooo-"_ in my ears Jarmanian devil is real, a psychic psycho

[@imonlysleeping4491]

This is such a good stream, feels like a Christmas gift

[@jeffpussylol2578]

The fact that the autotuned turned on right when he said he's need to get back to normal is the funniest shit

[@KW-ng8nd]

Cheltie firing the edits out quick and hot. Good work as usual. As a non Twitch person you help me get my jerma fix.

[@theboi1427]

him getting actually mad at bars makes me so happy idk why

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

Can't believe I missed this legendary stream.

[@bakedbeanlover5775]

This was one of the most zonked streams in a while

[@maryfreegirl2029]

The jigsaw rap killed me

[@planet_dawsey595]

I’m so excited for the January stream! I wonder what it will be!

[@usaccdecks8363]

Jerma's Chill Hop radio

[@plasticlawnfurniture]

this man is fascinating

[@thehumblegamer3860]

Do you make these mid-stream??? It's amazing how your highlights come out before the full-stream uploads. Thank you for all the hard work, it's great to see!

[@shadybadger7896]

That very quiet, slo-mo "You married into it" is perfect

[@frds_skce]

"God built the Earth in 7 days. Give me 7 days to built this house" I love how Jerma implies that he's a god.

[@SL1NGSHOT222999]

love you cheltie

[@FeralHydra75]

Oh shit Cheltie upload! pog

[@nathann999]

i started crying when he went into the casey frey rap ohmygod

[@UnknownPerson-cq3qv]

Oh my god I can't wait for him to play Space Warlord Organ trader it's perfect for him

[@Daniel-zh2fl]

Amazing stream holy shit

[@JuniperAbaddon]

playing the half speed bit at 2x makes him sound like he's on tranquilizers

[@de-ment]

jerma zoomer arc? first 21st century humour, now soundcloud?

[@Daman-fs8sz]

I caught the last psrt of this stream and i had a headache from yelling

[@itagamineko]

that whole disstrack bit is fucking hilarious lol

[@v2032]

the 2x playback part sounds like a jerma AI

[@ib_res2566]

Omg I've made the sentient person argument for so long I'm so glad jerma has validated my thinking

[@gabeitch9142]

You work quick cheltie

[@heyitsandre9160]

I was listening to this while falling asleep and the Tasmanian devil sent me awake I'm in shambles

[@BlueSpiceSpace]

The .5 speed bit was great

[@barb0za0]

i dont know why the tasmanian devil impressions are killing me right, i’m literally crying on the couch laughing

[@lizkavanagh]

watching this at 4 am is stirring up an existential crisis. time really is movin and i am really not livin

[@meleeludens]

You are living dude! … but if you’re watching THIS PSYCHO you won’t be living for much longer. Run while you can

[@dntnawall]

you're fast cheltie

[@scrithen2836]

“Why cant you do it?” Gee jeremy, I wonder why the guy whos paying you to do the job wouldnt do it for you

[@coldtrident]

28:02 that autotune laugh doe

[@rovena996]

I think he found his new career

[@_blueowl_913]

jerma talking in half speed is what it sounds like when people are talking to you while on anasthesia

[@nickelfront]

15:53 I HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BUT IT JUST CLICKED I LOVE THAT PICTURE

[@cobra352]

I actually cried laughing at the slowed town taz noises

[@jayschannel6820]

30:17 Love how he admits those bit ideas are stupid yet still proceeds to do them regardless

[@KowlDoogle]

i didn't realise the x2 speed bit and i was confused why it wasn't working