How To Keep Your Virginity!!

[@Cherdleys]

Comment *"I am a virgin and I'm proud"* down below to join our virginity club!!

[@tennesseeboi6704]

Yo

[@mitsy270]

no

[@DjSicEm]

I am a virgin and I’m proud

[@archinich]

I am a virgin and I’m proud

[@leobalma]

I am a virgin and I'm proud

[@thejesuschrist]

I appreciate this so gosh darn much!

[@Wispybubs]

Hi Jesus

[@nootnootmofos7415]

Jesus, it's Jesus

[@al69420]

Ur banner on ur profile looks like the big Lebowski

[@ominousburrito5198]

Wait, aren't you supposed to be dead?

[@al69420]

@@ominousburrito5198 Jesus has eternal life brother ! :)

[@Violet-Spark]

I like how Kurtis starts being weird at 1:35 and suddenly everyone “breaks character” and starts calling him Joel. “It’s for the video.” 😂

[@gabe-a-ghoul691]

Do you think this was scripted? If so it’s fucking hilarious, if not it’s funny but super cringe lmao

[@Violet-Spark]

@@gabe-a-ghoul691 honestly I have no idea lmao I keep rewatching that part trying to figure it out, but just can’t. I don’t think Joel is an actual creep, so it definitely was for the video, but it could have been scripted. Hilarious either way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also, is that a Mass Effect related username? If so, nice 👍

[@kvltslime2261]

Judging from both their content I'm sure it was either scripted or a funny ad lib

[@theswissmiss69]

It’s not weird to touch your homies.

[@yomyslime3368]

It's scripted, these guys are lightyears ahead of us in humour

[@Joel-Haver]

Kurtis is really cool and the part where he kept touching Brayden was in character and not real!

[@tennesseeboi6704]

Yo what up

[@Eecky]

X to doubt

[@BananaMann793]

Hello 👋

[@Cherdleys]

hey :) whatever floats ur boat in character and out!

[@srs8367]

Copium

[@thepuffin4050]

No joke, I had a friend in high school who was a Mormon, and we were talking one day about what his religion classifies as sins. He listed a lot of totally normal things, and then told me that it was difficult for him to avoid being in relationships with the girls at his church (or whatever they call it). He actually told me a story about a "dark time" in his life, where he was alone with a girl he liked in a room. They both wanted to do it, he said, and right as they were starting to, he said he had an epiphany from god telling him not to "ruin his life," so he left the room and avoided the girl from then on. He talked about it like someone had stopped him from murder, and he was so grateful to god for keeping a virgin. Point is, this video is only half joking.

[@stevephilipstm8961]

yup and now that dude doesn't have an illegitimate child.

[@kill_all_health_insurance_CEOs]

@@stevephilipstm8961 Ok virgin.

[@stevephilipstm8961]

@@kill_all_health_insurance_CEOs yeah, and?

[@kill_all_health_insurance_CEOs]

@@stevephilipstm8961 ok. No nothing. 😂 You're good. There's more to life than sex of course you're right. A child out of wedlock isn't illegitimate tho. It's just a child and there are other valid ways living than what you've been taught. All that matters is two people love each other- or at least they love their child. Marriage isn't for everyone and you should be less judgemental. Consider that.

[@thepuffin4050]

@@kill_all_health_insurance_CEOs how is it wholesome or sweet that he was terrified of doing what normal teenagers do because he thought his life would end otherwise?

[@joshuacarrasco3]

Im very thankful joel has entered the cherd-verse

[@honkytonkdog7141]

I had to like and unlike this comment just to make sure it had 69 likes

[@cerberus1994]

He fits too well lol

[@kobehenderson715]

I am so so happy to see it.

[@TheFos88]

The Cherd-verse is perfect for a guy like Joel.

[@RealSwankyToad]

The Haver Extended Universe is forever expanding

[@GreMLinSLoveCoOkies]

Joel actually managed to weird cherdleys out, what an achievement !

[@KruphixOfficial]

Hahaha right dude I was tf he actually mad cherdleys uncomfortable

[@KevinYellow]

Finally found a group I think I belong to :,)

[@abner0920]

Me 2

[@doug-core8850]

Oh boy i sure hope you dont get faced with temptation on your first day of your new job kevin. Got pretty close when you were doing uber.

[@geordiejones5618]

Kev I love your awkward energy in these group videoe

[@Spoons213]

At first he didn't know, now he knows

[@ghork0312]

Hindi ko alam

[@clivedickson9845]

“Hey man I’m sure you get blown ✊🌪a lot… but have you ever been blown away by god?..” I spit my food out at that line 😂😂😂

[@tehpownlawl]

The hand motion fucking killed me

[@LIL_RUE]

Cherdleys dedication for getting that haircut is truly astonishing.

[@SurvivinginCreative]

fr

[@Gangman-wj2lo]

Kinda like twomad

[@hrothgarnogar]

@Daniel Garrett Yo you're alone in thinking it looks good tho lol. It doesn't. But that's what makes it hilarious.

[@DizzzyWiz]

@@hrothgarnogar Its objectively not a good haircut, but hes making it look as bad as possible. If he tried to pull it off or style it at all he could go for a sci fi character, or maybe even something halfways decent

[@dhpa2601]

He has the Pimbleton haircut!

[@JoshuaDavies04]

Damn Cherdleys. You have a lot of active Mormon’s in your audience, and they all love this. Myself included. Well done, bro.

[@AW-qz4kk]

The fact that cherdley was a Mormon makes this even better 😂🔥

[@abrahamkline8812]

He was?

[@XxXHardcoreshredderxXXxxxxxxxx]

@@abrahamkline8812 yeah his fam was lmaoo

[@sirwillsirwill]

I knew he was a Morman! ......we get weird when we stray from the iron rod......

[@unavela]

@@sirwillsirwill it's like pressure in a canister, if you release yourself when needed, like most people do, it's all good, but if you have more than a decade of impulses held in, the moment you let go it goes out hard

[@Jacknorrington]

@@unavela yeah, most mormons i've met just know that things are sins and try to wean themselves off the sinful stuff, but in the end of the day most of them have admitted that they've just broken rules and repented and that it's an easy process, you just can't access the temple for a few months after breaking a rule.

[@michirin1039]

"You don't have to use a condom, in fact we wouldn't let you-" "IT'S THE RULE." 😂😂😂

[@SILENCEINTHESOULS]

At 1:35 the 3rd white guy from right put his hand on di ck of second white guy from right while saying no to loosing vi rgininty Good timing.

[@thekira1371]

I won't like this comment so It will be 69 likes

[@Psookpy]

@oeio STDeez nuts

[@Ghastly]

love seeing joel and cer spence in vids w yall - legends

[@RyanTheLeader]

Spencers name in this video >>>

[@revvychevvy43]

Sup

[@leo0p630]

I'm a sad lil sweetheart... Maybe the only one left.

[@Kaminkaese]

Spencer

[@oneeyeopen2094]

No. Lets keep some distance... No, no, lets keep some distance. 😁

[@demon_child1637]

@@leo0p630 no, I am as well...

[@ezrakoenigsberg2438]

“I used to be Jewish, but now I’m not going to burn.” As a Jew, I felt that

[@Whydoesthissitesuck]

Yeah, you gotta wear sunscreen

[@skyfalldeadpool1633]

Cer! He is a treasure

[@weyjosh5213]

Glad your ancestors did

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

@@weyjosh5213 wtf

[@ludovicodemolina]

did they make you say all that

[@AlphaMoist]

I’m so happy to see Joel branching out and making friends lol

[@tappxor]

We all know it's just a part of his plan

[@doug-core8850]

I think he's trying to find where they all hide their play buttons. (Don't tell anyone i said that)

[@John_again_John]

Well his branch do be out

[@jackpeterson3448]

as a mormon, i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with

[@cringelordandsavior]

Member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

[@jackpeterson3448]

lmao

[@NormalLunk]

I unfortunately agree

[@mcloward1]

Whoa whoah watch the "m" word there brether hehe.

[@LukeSmith-ky9mf]

I’m a member to lol

[@corneliusthomas3326]

“We are not to hug after the sun goes down” 🤣

[@Hexaven]

Why am I not surprised Joel would integrate so well in the Cherdverse lol. This is awesome

[@JoshStLouis314]

The giant yellow tie has such powerful church youth pastor vibes. Makes me clench my cheeks a little...

[@DaniSlot]

A symbol of holiness is what triggers a physical reflex. Interesting..

[@Psookpy]

@@DaniSlot more like holy mess.

[@Gravvvyyy]

@@DaniSlot oh its a symbol alright

[@aFurisk]

ayo 🤨📸

[@dylanbrentrabie5679]

3:44 Spence knowing the words to Ryan’s line and mouthing it is hilarious

[@sealsix1535]

Didn’t really need instructions been doing it for years

[@mriphone1000]

Not missing anything

[@Wabbelpaddel]

Lol. Get engaged in a science and uplift your lower existence.

[@bureksasirom8773]

when they started singing "choose the right" i physically recoiled in surprise

[@lilmissleahmarie]

Ya the flashbacks to Primary are real

[@abbywabbydabby]

sameeeee

[@christopherhooper7974]

Practically PTSD lmao

[@dectreza_]

I am virgin and I'm proud! Actually, guys, I want you to know I've been keeping my virginity for 19 years now, though some women have tried to succumb me to commit the sin. In spite of this I've managed to stand and will continue to proudly enlighten all people In my surrounding!

[@yohancesamuel2066]

True even if your not religious not everyone is able handle that pressure or want to live like that

[@surfing3280]

This is powerful & ritualistic. It’s how the creator women obtains the mans fertilizer/ life force. Virginity rocks. But sex magick is cool

[@demorik6794]

@@surfing3280 sex magick>virginity until you're 19. 😂 It actually begins to really suck at 14. unless you're just asexual which is different, and what OP most likely is.

[@kill_all_health_insurance_CEOs]

Jesus salutes you and thanks you for your service.

[@surfing3280]

@@demorik6794 asexuality is just a defect of sexual repression. Your sexual energy is creation; art, music, business skills etc.. I study sexuality + spirit science & I’m a 19 year old virgin lol. I do understand human reproduction :) most religions shun “sex” because they are misinformed, it is taboo for the ones that abuse their own power.

[@smurfswag101]

Katie’s “Oh Gross” was delivered perfectly. She might be my favorite recurring female cast member.

[@parkerriggs3861]

As a Mormon myself....this was freaking hilarious...keep making these vids my guy :)

[@connerkofford9669]

Same. Hilarious… but horribly inaccurate. The comments attesting to its accuracy kill me

[@jlhistory]

@@connerkofford9669 agreed

[@cooperwhite2732]

I would like to testify that what Parker Riggs said is true

[@KruphixOfficial]

Seeing Joel make Cherdleys uncomfortable is actually hilarious

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

I keep mine by staying deep in the wilderness where I'm all alone

[@tennesseeboi6704]

Yo

[@tennesseeboi6704]

What you up to

[@nicholasn.2883]

I’m going camping soon 😏

[@limbsmith]

I would often go there, to a tiny church there, the smallest church in saint saens, though it once was larger

[@rhinoceroztusk]

This whole bit is legendary. The Missionary guys bit when in Utah is what got me through Covid…that and the Simps in the park. Legends

[@ChumbisDilliams]

Cam the intern and Joel Haver are like the richest foreign spices enhancing this meal of a video

[@zacka1337]

I love seeing Joel on these videos. It's like seeing a bunch of your favourite kid cartoons have a cross-over.

[@Gundumb_guy]

Joel is actually fitting in pretty good with these skits even if he normally doesn’t do meta comedy skits like this.

[@jacobhoover1654]

How is this meta-comedy?

[@Gundumb_guy]

@@jacobhoover1654 doing these group skits about about some quirky topic on you tube. Doing skits like this is a very meta KZbin comedy thing at least. It’s not a bad thing

[@jacobhoover1654]

@@Gundumb_guy Are you saying having cameos/collaboration's from other channels is meta or are you saying because it's making fun of a current trend it is meta?

[@Gundumb_guy]

@@jacobhoover1654 I’m saying doing skits, like this, and like every other skit on this channel (cheeky jokes about a quirky topic) and on every other person featured in this videos channel is meta comedy,imo, in comparison to someone who does short films. It’s not a bad thing (these types of skits/comedy) but it’s pretty common on you tube.

[@jacobhoover1654]

@@Gundumb_guy it's not meta, you are using the term meta incorrectly.

[@brobeans5763]

As a person who grew up around Mormons this is hilarious and accurate.

[@joezilla]

I'm starting to believe that there is a KZbin multiverse where each channel's continuity contains a Joel. But instead of them all being variants, they're just all Joel.

[@bennyg8607]

I like how Joel Haver is playing a character while playing a character with the gang.

[@TrentonF505]

As someone who grew up Mormon this was hilarious

[@itszaque]

As someone who is still a member I thought it was hilarious too

[@dk_choonky2924]

@@itszaque yo same

[@aono335]

@@dk_choonky2924 how yall stay believin in fake Jesus smh

[@talimpalomino9589]

@@aono335 wdym

[@kill_all_health_insurance_CEOs]

This PSA has saved my life. I am no longer shackled by lust. I feel so free. Thank you Cherdleys.

[@lfgpanthers5333]

I'm an active member of the Church and I love this so much, you the man Cherds, I bet you durf all the girls!

[@lfgpanthers5333]

@Tom Moya Bruh none of my friends have been married yet, and most of them are two years post mission. Tbf though a couple were Dear John'd...

[@lfgpanthers5333]

@Tom Moya I understand, but if we took offense to everything my guy we'd live a life full of sadness and disdain for ourselves. I don't mind when people joke about us, mainly it's all in good taste and as long as they're not threatening to hurt me or those I love, why be worried? I found the video funny, it doesn't change the love for the Gospel I have and the Church I have served and continue to serve, nor does it make me angry because I'm confident in my foundations. I'm a strict follower of the doctrine yes, but strictness shouldn't mean we can't have a chuckle at some light hearted comedy directed at us here and there!

[@jasonnewby]

@@lfgpanthers5333 i was born into the church but when i got old enough and realized the racism and gay hate, i had to GTFO. its cool mormons can laugh at themselves though. gotta realize some of the beliefs are hard to swallow for the general population. i very much believe all organized religion is about controlling the people who follow it.

[@lfgpanthers5333]

@@jasonnewby That's you utilizing your agency my dude, I'm not gonna stop you leaving, or tell you you're wrong for leaving, or chastise you for your opinions, God gave you that agency and I respect you for using it respectfully and calmly, we don't need to agree on doctrine to look out for other people and to respect everyone.

[@JaeJonson]

@@lfgpanthers5333 Do you soak bro?

[@TheFos88]

Omg seeing you guys with Joel just made me way more happy than it should have. Collab of the year.

[@NicholasBhagasinsan]

Joel is Hilarious

[@Goat-on-a-Stick]

I lost it with the hands in the pants!

[@tabraizhusain5978]

"We are playing Caterpiller"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scurus11scurus]

i’ve seen that movie…

[@Bennstep]

“BARUCH ATAH ADONAI” … stop that’s the old you. 😂😂😂

[@FullThrotleGames]

Joel continues to amaze me by looking 50 years older every video. Glad you made it with cherds buddy keep up the good work !

[@JCJeffrey]

I actually think Joel isn't acting at all, it's just that good.

[@Crazypixiness]

Spencer's "bishop" line and Joel were perfection

[@drewfrench5271]

The Pilipino kid at 5:15 got me dead💀💀😭😭

[@royce6485]

I thought Sean was pulling out a Coke in the back which honestly seemed more rebellious than whiskey

[@vilxxblack2472]

Nah man pulling bottled water out is the real rebellious act now days.

[@EnricoUniverse]

4:33 "are you gonna cooperate?" 😂😂

[@kingremus7544]

Oh my god this is the colab I've been dreaming of, good for you Joel!

[@alexeyvolin4263]

I love how Charlie hovers his hand over the girls shoulder at 6:05, attention to details my virgin dudes👌

[@pokrotecki]

The fact that they posted it during NNN is perfect lmao

[@alexcrawford5350]

6:11 Oh gosh! He says “God always comes first.” after giving the guy what seems like a joking elbow bump! “That’s… that’s a weird time for that sentence.”

[@austist]

wow i totally wouldnt have resisted that bazoinker trying to steal my pickles juice at the park.

[@PerryLePlatypus]

As an ex-Mormon, I got very triggered hearing “I belong to the chuuurch of jeeeesus Christ” lmao

[@mxrapcity]

There needs to be a compilation of all the best Morman moments.

[@billbill6094]

I actually got an adverisement for a porn addiction app for the first time ever when I clicked on this video. You Mormon boys are having an effect!

[@heybub3019]

joel was hilarious, im happy I get to see him trying new forms of comedy. great job to the whole cast, thanks all.

[@daxware603]

Cherdleys is obviously ex mormon because this is definitely accurate

[@Ralathon12]

Kurtis is such a great guy. Always the first to offer you a quick game of inchworm when you're feeling down.

[@Anne-yh1vv]

😂

[@ShahrukhKhanForever]

„I am now going to have to remove your contact from my phone, so that I do not have to face temptation ever again“ the delivery and that awkward forced smile at the end 😂

[@Connor-mw9yu]

LMFAO JOEL’S HAND IN CHERDLEY’S PANTS

[@salt4821]

3:49 the way she sounds so fake got me 😂😂

[@PD-Pro-Go]

As a Mormon, I approve this message.

[@Omnipotentpunch03]

Really inspiring to know I'm not the only one out here fighting to keep my virginity. Just the thought of losing it really keeps me up at night.

[@ItzRetz]

"I used to be Jewish but now I'm not going burn" 🤣

[@7ylerD]

The Hebrew singing got me, lol. EDIT: Bruh! And the dog at 3:55! LMAO

[@gorehammer42o]

Kevin's awkward personality just makes this so wholesome. ❤

[@Bollywood_Aesthetics]

1:37 Cherdleys losing Character 💀😂

[@mitsy270]

FIRST COMMENT I LOOK SO GOOD IN THIS VIDEO BEEP BOOP BEEP

[@Cherdleys]

ur not in this video

[@Wingedmagician]

S.. ss… se…. Sex. ok there I said it 😂

[@iGame3D]

You can touch the arm of my chair any time.

[@LitRandomness]

Ryan is figuratively killing me with the prayer, I’m laughing so hard

[@cerspence]

I'm Ryan

[@tennesseeboi6704]

Yo Ryan

[@tombstonejones9581]

Sup ryaboz

[@iGame3D]

I love you Rhianna

[@fwrdr]

Hahahaha "Hindi ko alam" (I don't know) I knew it. That dude in the helmet is a Filipino LOL

[@giancarlogonzalez7415]

Joel+Cherdleys=forever

[@Wingedmagician]

Joel+his buddies

[@meredithgrubb7027]

All of u played these characters perfectly lol

[@averagejoe7572]

As a person who was raised Mormon and had missionaries come to my house every month or so to preach... How did they get this so accurate?

[@iGame3D]

They looked up Missionary position on wikipedia.

[@kylewalkerr]

@@iGame3D naah 🤣

[@jaymanmason2115]

Cherdley used to be Mormon

[@paulodavi9166]

Joel Haver has led me to a trove of good freaking content. Bless you, dude.

[@NeshVlogs]

As a Mormon, this is comedy gold 🤣

[@elin3284]

This is actually very educational and such a helpful hand, reminds me of the video I was forced to make about weed for health class back in the days.

[@whocantexplain]

5:35 was the best line

[@byBLC]

These past few videos are top notch brethren! Praise!

[@ShinbrigTV]

As an Ex-Mo this is TOO accurate.

[@DJDrDerek]

"Joel stop putting your hands in my pants" "it's for the video"

[@TheMarshallMalone]

Joel Haver is the man! Followed him since day one.

[@tylers5482]

So happy to see Joel showing up more and more in my algorithm, such an underatted talent!

[@whiteprivilege4469]

I still love these Christian kids. All they care about is God, family, heritage and positivity.

[@raccooniusprocyonlotor1668]

1:40 bro really said Stop putting your hand in my pants Its for the video Its not for the video stop

[@Chmra]

This is exactly why I'm scared of Utah Mormons

[@teonatsios491]

"I think I need to talk to my Bishop ..before I pipe any Bish up " LOL

[@joshdavies6465]

Love how you collabing with Joel now

[@dusk_ene]

This is the new gen of idubbbz, filthy frank, h3h3, etc. I love it

[@babetravelling]

We cannot hug after sundown- I see now how afternoon delight was invented

[@anthonymcbride855]

0:42- dude in the back has a bottle of Jack Daniels

[@Michigan1985]

As someone who grew up with a few mormons in my neighborhood, believe it or not this video isn't much of a exaggeration. EDIT: You should have added parts where they try to teach people dinosaur fossils come from other planets and those planets were used to form ours. That's only the tip of the crazy.

[@braydensims6649]

Is the edit satire?

[@Michigan1985]

@@braydensims6649 @Brayden Sims Nope, I had this conversation with a lifelong mormon friend when we were 23 (about 10 years ago). We used to get in religious discussions a lot because he usually initiated them and I was a curious agnostic atheist. It stopped being widely taught in the mormon church several decades ago but apparently he was going to a pretty conservative church/ward when he was growing up. I always viewed them as scientology with Jesus copy and pasted into their religion. Anyways, nope, not satire.

[@braydensims6649]

@@Michigan1985 dang thats weird

[@kollington2380]

@@Michigan1985 whatever they were telling you is straight sus bro. I'm mormon and was never told that the Dinosaurs came from different planets. They just say that god created them.

[@Michigan1985]

@@kollington2380 I had a very close/best mormon friend when I was growing up in the mid to late 90's all the way up until he went on his mission around 2005 in Belgium. I'm not sure if it's because he went to a conservative ward or read older material from leaders but this is something he believed in 2008 when he briefly mentioned it while we were kayaking on a river. From what I understand after talking to other people it's something you hear occasionally from members but it's usually the much older crowd. There's a long list of things he has talked about even recently that are just as strange but I'll leave it at that.

[@operationb.e.n6480]

That bishop line was legendary

[@connerkofford9669]

I’m an active member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and gotta say👏 love it… despite the inaccuracies

[@elderesw]

Same here. I felt like they went a bit too far sometimes, but it was pretty funny.

[@demorik6794]

Cherdley was a Mormon. Lol

[@Eli_._Sage1]

“Yeah just lean in to me when you talk to them” 😂😂😂😂 what the fuuuck

[@sha.y.]

"Hey guy I'm sure you get blown a lot" was the best line in the video and the delivery was chefs kiss

[@afgpielover]

That gasp from the virginity buddy made me laugh so hard 🤣