I Beat Hitman 2 Without Ever Killing ANYBODY and This Is What Happened

[@cheru]

*Watch some hilariously stupid MODDED HITMAN videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs *OR watch all of my HITMAN 3 videos here* 👉 bit.ly/2XXH89g *or all my HITMAN 2 videos here!!* 👉 bit.ly/2F4h3Op

[@The_Grecian_Empire]

1 mil

[@MRWolfy-1234]

Love u videos

[@DR1FT47]

Good job on 1M

[@Kingish_991]

hey bud just wanted to let you know that New Zealand is in Polynesia which covers most of the eastern pacific other places in Polynesia are Easter Island and Hawaii PS good job with the one million subs

[@K3N3]

b a n a n a

[@da_pikmin_coder8367]

This makes perfect canonical sense actually. The best way to get away with a crime is not commit it. He would truly be untraceable in his assassinations.

[@cosmologicalturtle9528]

Damn that makes sense

[@JustAnotherPilgrim]

He would still be committing a number of assaults though

[@TheOneWhoLikes]

​​@@JustAnotherPilgrim But How Will The Murders Connect To Him If There's No Evidence Of Him Relating To Their Deaths?

[@somebody_JB]

big brain time

[@cosmologicalturtle9528]

@@TheOneWhoLikes Exactly. Arguably he isn’t even at fault.

[@DPSFSU]

I've watched 18:00 over and over and over. It kills me every time. The noise after banaaana hit is awesome.

[@iamvoiceover]

I could NOT stop cracking up when he said 'banana'.

[@YATS_EDG3RUNNER19-O_o]

Cheru never fails to make me laugh even if he isn't launching people into the earth's outermost atmosphere

[@YourSoul83OO]

So true. Hes naturally hilarious

[@Yourfavoriteconch]

Italy was amazing with Lauching

[@lukenoble6748]

So true he always puts a smile on my face

[@Etherealiser]

I've seen this comment before hmm

[@toastbrot__]

Cheru is so overtated idk why but he never made me laugh

[@greg_mca]

You could have been even less morally culpable in mumbai by simply helping the guys who are meeting the targets. Just give the artist that missing tube of paint he's been looking for so he's happy with his colours, and give the foreman his predecessor's notes so he feels familiar enough with the company that he can now be quizzed by the boss. Don't even need to get close

[@cheru]

Oh sick. Didn't know that.

[@Maver1ck911]

​@cheru also Fortuna the guy you can tattoo goes to feed his man eating hippo 🫡

[@noneyabidness9644]

Grim Reaper had to give the guy in charge of accidental falling accidents full-time status and a raise. Really blew the budget for that quarter.😂

[@VegaIllusion]

Stealing the coin when she shows it to you is so funny

[@hackman669]

Good thing targets and nice ate nice and dumb. 😄

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Congrats on 1 million subs, man! your content is always hilarious and awesome!

[@Mr.Brothybear]

I love how Hitman npcs will die water but this guy is in a literal hot tub but the moment he falls back in he immeditely dies

[@michaeledmunds7056]

Slipping in the tub is surprisingly fatal.

[@Xenolord]

So lemme get this straight... most of this challenge boils down to... 'Tom and Jerry Shit' with the banana? I LOVE it.

[@darrenpayne150]

"I thought it said tampon, so I stood around and waited for tampon to happen". That broke me, uncontrollable laughter! You absolutely crack me up, or should that be crack cocainus me up?

[@Zeidoktor]

17:28 - With so many bananas in your pocket those guards must've thought you were VERY happy to see them.

[@arch-Magos]

congrats on 1 mil!been watching you for a bit and you gave me the motivation to go back to hitman 3,been enjoying it a TON recently

[@star.master_cranium]

I feel like the longer we’ll do this nice guy challenge with Cheru the farther in time we’ll travel till we reached the very first Hitman. The Magnum Opus if you prefer.

[@greenth-mac2550]

My favorite is the mission where you and another assassin were sent to take out the same targets. Wish we saw more like this.

[@Rightsideup_Genius]

Him breaking character is absolute gold

[@MohGamer63]

CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 MILL CHERU! I’m glad I’ve been here for a while. But cheru not killing people is soooo weird. I’m used to u having 100 explosive ducks launching non targets.

[@khakiwolf4146]

18:00 - "Don't hit me! BLAAGGGG BLUUHHHH!!"

[@1whospeaks]

I've done no striking anyone runs, but this is... beautiful.

[@hackman669]

Bananas actually! 🍌

[@matthartley276]

Cheru's laugh makes me laugh.... Everytime LOL but dammit I've had cheeky cheeky in my head all day

[@dangerszewski9816]

I thought you were going to have robert Knox kill Sierra, I've done a challenge like this with less restrictions, my goal was basically any time I can make someone ELSE kill the target, I did so, but when there was no easy option I just went for normal silent assassin accidents.

[@phelps6205]

The guard smoking with a gas mask on is gold.

[@LowQualityContent]

Congrats on hitting one million subscribers! You're a real legend, keep up the good work!

[@SeaberGaming]

I love how he can't keep it together in some of the scenes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@uisebastian8799]

I think Cheru is losing his mind making these jokes 😂

[@jmablazer]

The accidental kill bit is hilarious

[@coca-cola-espuma47]

5:32 goodbye indeed

[@Drizzooo767]

Cheru is the type of guy to use the part fun in funeral

[@KamiCruda]

1:18 even Socks has the rights to stay Hydrated

[@izzyskywalkerr]

I guess it's safe to say none of the targets could potaSEEium it coming

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

🎖

[@max1mum_vel0c1ty9]

Humor has peaked

[@kesgames8247]

13:15 i cant dude i swear

[@FallenCreed]

Hey he's doing this challenge in chronological order except it's literally the opposite of chronological order!

[@BrianYapleOfficial]

Great video, as always! Keep em coming! I like the vids with other games too. CK3 video is literally classic cheru!

[@cheru]

Ck3 is the best!

[@JoesGuy]

McDuff cameo! Wheeeeee!

[@MYusri-xk9re]

One thing for sure. Never trust Cheru when he's doing "killing nobody" challenge. Hahaha!!

[@MrDashKingGMD]

The way you say ,,Dingledongle'' 😂😂😂😂its too perfect 😂😂

[@Unknown_Gamer999]

The hitman space program seems to be doing well

[@summerrose-searle6500]

"i like explosions, boom boom yummy" the most relatable thing I've ever heard

[@pneuscreves]

Could be funny to see "very accident kill" with hitman 1, you can make a singer defenestrates his lawyer (both are targets) or make a yakuza explode herself because she uses cigarets or because 47 doesnt how to cook fungus (poor forty sevent 😢) or because he is a bad doctor ...

[@josiahvelazquez2014]

Wasnt till 19mins in that i realized 47's appearance was changing the whole time

[@jennifufu6454]

TLDR: "I put banana peels down everywhere and the targets slipped and fell to their deaths."

[@Itscultxred]

hello there my friend cheru the "best" hitman

[@big_chillin793]

11:00 dude turned into sonic dropping all those coins😂

[@rotskull9118]

21:05 The moosenado had me laughing so hard. 😂 Also congrats on hitting one million subs!

[@gr3ypuppy587]

Cheru, TECHNICALLY you can put them to sleep then push them off a cliff or toss em off a balcony and TECHNICALLY you didn’t kill them. The fall did

[@deathraygonzo6339]

Not the fall, the sudden stop on a hard surface.

[@ffaristocrat]

You can panic Reynard in Hawke's Bay so hard that she runs out into the water and drowns herself.

[@andrewsuci]

17:24 "I did however have a 100 banana inside ny bu... " Bruh have a banana inside the butt😂😂😂

[@mirandalynch9065]

Ik I'm dead

[@officersbadonkadonk4357]

Butler: What would be your weapon of choice today sir? .45? Maybe a garrote wire? 47: *B A N A N A*

[@GoatHockey1]

Lol Cheru never lets down with the great ideas

[@GoatHockey1]

First

[@mburkett6846]

@@GoatHockey1 I am

[@Juudini]

​@@mburkett6846 no

[@ainiskazevicius461]

@@Juudini no

[@mburkett6846]

@@ainiskazevicius461 THANK YOU

[@captain_blockhead]

0:27 that kick was.... personal😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@speedy]

Fun and enjoyable vid but I wish you went with a more standard loadout, cheesing the game with loads of coins and bananas is OP :P

[@DinofeetYT]

6:30 The guard: hmm.... this wall looks nice to sit on

[@sushm_7767]

"And was also single and ready to mingle with my dingle' 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sans8885]

cheru do more of mod videos!they are hilarious everyone around me looks at me because I look like I am laughing to myself like a crazy bastard!

[@thedeck-buildingdemon8293]

3:52 thought you’d just beat everyone up and scare her into the ocean

[@IwrsTheKing007]

2:00 that isn't breaking and entering, since you didn't break anything, it's just trespassing edit: worrd

[@basedjiren3889]

Where did you get the bananas? Lmao

[@zetton1658]

I’ve never played this game Before but upon watching the first mission I was intrigued. As a Māori myself seeing NZ included in stuff is always awesome shot butha

[@ryoku4980]

This is the "How to kill without killing" tutorial video,man i love ur content!

[@bradfoster84]

Cheru is so funny he is a legend

[@HeavyEstusDrinker]

Yes yes yes yes

[@MrSacheverell]

Chungus 47 is growing on me. Like a banana.

[@SheriffAlexHudson]

God: You Are A Hitman And Didnt Go To Hell This is error Cheru: WELL…

[@batman_nofartman]

Cheru is the best person to make me laugh when your sad

[@milmaz]

Remember to always stay hydrated

[@maddoxmalloy_08]

Sierra Knoxing herself out is priceless!!! 😂😂

[@SeriousApache]

Throws propane tank at barbeque: totally an accident

[@timberedlime973]

Hi Cheru I don’t know if you’ll see this but I’ve been looking through your old videos and I think you should play baby hands vr again if you did it would make my day and probably my brothers please make a video that’s just a goofy random game

[@NotToddHoward]

Every day Cheru uploads is a good day!

[@thatguywhovibes8208]

15:12 bro really said "keep your precious stuff in your pockets"

[@theholyhehe]

HEYYY congratulations on 1 million subscribers cheru

[@mrmelon5256]

Bro just casually reusing an intro thinking nobody would notice

[@gabrielpaquet5606]

A flamingo placing 50kg of banana behind someone is the best thing ever

[@pneuscreves]

"I'm a Tactical Testicul" - Cheru 2023

[@1Turk_Lirası]

Hitman 2 with hitman 3 image… WOW!!!

[@w0iv0]

It’s a good day when Cheru uploads

[@PeterRattin]

15:10 *YOINK*

[@elreycharmeleon7522]

Oh no! Agent 47 is going... He is going... Agent 47 is going bananas

[@skklz3896]

congrats on 1 mil u legend, ur vids always make my day better

[@sywrexile3078]

"Made him turn away from a life of killing etc." ???? Are you insane?!?! Well, no need to answer my sweet Cherub! Pray, show & tell! But no Beejeebuses.

[@bradtorville5526]

19:00 Jeez! Were you eating the bananas???

[@Ghost_696]

The white suit at the start was very suitable for this challenge

[@keeb__]

Agent 47 has 200 coins, and wants to buy 100 bananas, each banana costs one coin, how many coins will agent 47 have after buying the bananas he wants?

[@Dawg911st]

Congrats on 1 mil!🎉🎉🎉it was a crazy yourney🎉🎉🎉

[@AStupidCuban]

Cheru congrats on a mil missed u

[@mehd6893]

Couldn't you scan Knox's face in Miami? The humanoid robot would've killed him

[@captaindelta43]

I know i know you have reached 1 mil before , but seriously congratulations. Crack cocainus, this video was "bananas" 😂

[@cheru]

What're you on about lol. I've never reached 1 million before.

[@SuspendedYT]

Cheru. How did u exit on the first mission without shooting the truck bombs?? 🤔 🤔 🤔. Else great video mate

[@joaocustodio7705]

10:56 The ammount of coins... 😂😂😂

[@zeussoulhd2169]

Bro is really fast. It took him only one week to complete this challange for the Hitman 2 missions too

[@cheru]

1 day. The rest of the time was editing lol

[@zeussoulhd2169]

@@cheru Ain't no way you played 8 missions in one day bruh XD

[@cheru]

I sure did

[@narratorsson5709]

Idk why but i played every hitman trying to be as silent and not kill anyone but the targets. Then i found your channel and now i see how many i can kill in different ways with mods to base game

[@MrJag1]

I like how you carefuly place banans near the edge and the character dosent event see it, they just walk on it

[@LooneyLei]

Hitman if 47 decided to follow Father Vittorio’s advice

[@chargeminecraft]

“Nicest Hitman ever” Never thought anyone would say that sentence lol

[@NoNameNoProblem1]

Bro really chose the pacifist route💀

[@Reddeath111]

10:56 dude looked like sonic after he takes damage with all those coins he dropped

[@Lol-oq9pv]

ALternative Title: beating hitman 3 with only bananas...

[@nathantschirhart9711]

Making all of your assassinations look like cruel Unfortunate acts of God is such a fun idea.

[@Ammrahmad]

the fact that I started watching you since you uploaded your 2nd video

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

"Option 2, you don't pick Option 1. Someone Dies" as the man in the Flamingo costume menacingly places over 10 banana peels behind her

[@willropa4226]

Would it have counted for the Miami level to go the bomb on car route? As far as I know, it is guilt free since you're not detonating the bomb. Place bomb on girl's car, tell her dad you placed it on the opponent's car, give dad the trigger, kaboom, dad jumps off balcony out of guilt, and Agent 47 has a crisis as that would've been him if he pushed the trigger.