I Beat Hitman 1, 2 AND 3 Without Ever Killing ANYBODY and This Is What Happened - The Movie

I Beat Hitman 1, 2 AND 3 Without Ever Killing ANYBODY and This Is What Happened - The Movie
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Is it possible to beat the entirety of Hitman 1, 2 and 3, without ever killing anybody yourself? Welp, today we're going to find out, as Agent 47 partakes in his third ever, Kill Nobody Challenge.
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Agent 47 returns as a ruthless professional in HITMAN 3 for the most important contracts of his entire career. Embark on an intimate journey of darkness and hope in the dramatic conclusion to the World of Assassination trilogy.
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HITMAN 3 is the best place to play every game in the World of Assassination trilogy. All locations from HITMAN 1 and HITMAN 2 can be imported and played within HITMAN 3 at no additional cost for existing owners - plus progression from HITMAN 2 is directly carried over into HITMAN 3 at launch.
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00:00 - Hitman 1
22:25 - Hitman 2
42:27 - Hitman 3

[@cheru]

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[@uzziahvlogs5845]

Agent 47 more like agent banana

[@LucHohage]

Cure Coated coins?😐😑

[@landond4218]

Do the kill everyone challenge but you can't kill anyone and use the same rules you used in this video

[@VexWerewolf]

Imagine that you're the ICA and after years working with 47 being a scarily elite assassin who makes every single one of his kills look like tragic accidents, he suddenly goes absolutely insane and starts killing people with one of the most identifiable and bizarre signature weapons ever.

[@null9014]

he went... _bananas._

[@amous64456]

diana would say f*** this and just kill 47

[@VexWerewolf]

@@amous64456 She's done that, what, three times now?

[@Copper_strategist]

​@@VexWerewolf Yeah I think

[@AmounHarry]

BANANA

[@MYusri-xk9re]

To be honest, Cheru's ability to become a wise-cracking Hitman make me feel proud of him. Give this dude some succulent Chinese meal.

[@scorpionking9184]

succulent chinese meal with a bAnAnA after these missions

[@Schizophrennial]

@@danielnorris1262lmao

[@mihailgarabajiu837]

Ffuiihb200994

[@MiniLoot1230]

@@scorpionking9184 thats a good one

[@frostyelwood9898]

He’ll be arrested

[@ultragogitorose4552]

"My target Mr. Dickhead, was busy being a Dickhead, along with his Dickhead bodyguard, who followed him around everywhere, like a Dickhead." goddamn that made me do a damn spit take

[@Echoe-14]

Source for the pfp pls

[@ultragogitorose4552]

@@Echoe-14 google, search up “Zero Two Bikini” You should find it

[@queen_zj6136]

@@Echoe-14darling in the franxx

[@ApolloCaskie]

I started laughing, mumbled "that's a lotta dickhead" and then almost choked at my own comment.

[@zCREz]

The fact that one of the most efficient hitmen in the history of mankind not having a single drop of blood on his hands is probably the most hilariously ironic thing ive heard, lmao

[@DragonKnightJin]

Not so sure about "efficient", but certainly gets the job done. Eventually. And without it being tracked back to him.

[@eadweard2214]

He gets it done. Inevitably. But he will. So, very effective. 100% success rate and all that.

[@juanmanuelfariasmarroncell2514]

In the Miami map in hitman 2 you can actually make one target kill both himself and the second one. There is a mission story line in which becouse of a cmplex chain of events you can trick Robert into detonating an explosvie in Sierra's car, but the game doesn't actually forces you to put the bomb in the car, as long as it's activated somewhere the chain of events can continue, and if you put it in a hidden place, then start Robert's animation, get the bomb and plant it behind him in a certain position, he will activate the detonator, kill himself with the explosion and his death body will fall into the race tracks, sierra will crash with it and get his ass killed in an accident. It's the silliest thing ever

[@Techhunter_Talon]

WHAT!? XD

[@lornbaker1083]

There's a dark way around that one as well. You can trick him into using the detonator himself blowing up his own daughter. And then he shoots himself in the head. At least I think that's One of the opportunities. Also, if you shoot out the tire with a bullet, it makes a slide whistle sound as it crashes

[@SuperMoveTimmy]

Cool

[@Techhunter_Talon]

@@lornbaker1083 That doesn't happen. He'll actually attempt to evacuate the mission area via his helicopter and you'll be forced to deal with him before he can do that.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

My favorite hands clean kill is making the robot kill him all you do is give it a picture of him and he gets turned into Swiss cheese

[@pdughi]

Because the colorado level pissed me off so much, I did the tedious job of knocking out except the targets and piling them up outside the main compound entrance. It took me about 4 hours, but I had suit only, never spotted, no bodies found, never recorded, and I made a save and did all of the tougher challenges. Basically you just leave a gun on the ground where one of the targets can see it and they keep getting a new victim. The hardest part is the beginning when everyone's in pairs and it's hard to separate the gate guards. When there's only like 5 guys left on the map, it's a lot easier - especially the sniper assassin challenge. What a pain that one was. ... and then I spent another 45 minutes just constantly blowing up the pile of unconscious bodies because it was hilarious.

[@engineerbutwithoutgoggles6940]

cool👍

[@Cheesyier]

@dontlookatmyprofile4425 shut it

[@doylerudolph7965]

Sniper assassin in Colorado is easy, even without a silenced sniper - put a sniper in a briefcase on the water tower, get one of the guards on the rooftop to come down the stairs, put them in the box under the stairs, take the other rooftop guard down, put them in the box on the roof, climb up, snipe a target (or two if you're feeling lucky) and then slide down the ladder and get into the box. Stay in the box until the guards give up. Rinse and repeat until all targets are dead, leave the level through the fence near the water tower. It was my first suit only completion of the level. I had to look up a guide to get SOSA though lmao.

[@danbuckig4564]

Props for the dedication. 👌👌

[@pdughi]

@@doylerudolph7965 Suit only sniper silent assassin is a wee bit trickier.

[@MFJonesJr]

It gets to the point where I think Cheru could be a real life hitman

[@michaellatten7914]

Don't encourage him.

[@MFJonesJr]

@@michaellatten7914 I don’t know man I would want to go out by being assassinated by a British man with bananas

[@BackMaster]

Or it’s his origin story

[@coolnamepending7604]

It gets to the point where I think Cheru is a real life hitman

[@MFJonesJr]

We unlocking a whole new theory bro 💀💀💀

[@Techhunter_Talon]

If you think guards failing to find a copious amount of bananas was hilarious, I've had them frisk me when I had a half-dozen gold bars in my inventory during the New York mission. How they didn't find them... or find them suspicious in the slightest I do not know, but it was indeed hilarious. :P

[@SuperMoveTimmy]

"Yeah, that checks out. Okay, move on."

[@dreemurrdelm7865]

I mean, being fabulously wealthy and incredibly strong doesn't make you a murderer does it? No one would expect murder via gold bar, they're only paid to check for weaponry.

[@cheru]

*G'day, pacifists. By not-so-popular demand, here is the Hitman 1, 2 and 3 Kill Nobody Challenge full length movie. Enjoy* ✌ *Watch my HITMAN 3 playlist here* 👉 bit.ly/2XXH89g *or my HITMAN 2 playlist here* 👉 bit.ly/2F4h3Op

[@nothing-xf3rx]

hello

[@Subplshi]

Thx

[@BrianYapleOfficial]

this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a.

[@CIA...]

B A N A N A

[@toastoftoast]

you need to do this on freelancer

[@Montegoraon]

2:15 Securite 4:58 Diarrhea Mondolas 9:24 Francesco De Panties 13:01 Ren-dez-vouse 16:12 Cholera Dado 17:23 Pen-a-lope Gravytrain 17:41 Michael Jackson 18:10 Maya Perverti 28:04 Crack Cocainus 29:11 Mrs. Drugs 29:53 Jorge Masvidal 34:26 Janus the Anus 41:33 Fat Leonardo DiCaprio 43:05 Mr. German Scheissevideo 44:04 German Dingleberry Supreme 45:31 Cahrlohs 57:03 Ronald McDonald Yates 59:37 Mr. Choders

[@gineriella]

@28:04 Crack Cocainus.

[@user-zy7wt1kt1q]

28:04 crack cocanius

[@lylahsworld3930]

2:15 securite

[@ozon3k]

59:37 Mr Choders 😆

[@Harryshortsae]

This is the most unfunny youtuber of all time. He gave me the last push i needed for eternal peace

[@i_jeremy]

Fun drinking game: Do a shot every time he says B A N A N A in this video

[@Oh_Hael_No]

You can't fool me, agent 47. This is one of those "poor life choices" that you're gonna kill me with

[@rush6085]

He said banana 56 times, that’s enough to die of alcohol poisoning around three times

[@randoavis2]

@@rush6085 Thanks for counting the amount of achohol I need to buy :)))

[@youtubeuser9090]

Bros trying to give people alcohol poisoning

[@Riceyricericeyay]

@@rush6085 how much to die once?

[@joesgamingstudio]

Australia has the funniest people ever. Also, B A N A N A

[@IndigenousRealGuy]

I’ve literally done this before and it was the most braindead challenge i’ve ever done. Holy shit the amount of shenanigans and tomfoolery that occurred was unparalleled

[@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115]

Antics, if you will

[@SuperMoveTimmy]

schemes, for short

[@ducttape9940]

Escapades, if you should like.

[@wolfpacknight7930]

Mishaps, if you would

[@IndigenousRealGuy]

@@wolfpacknight7930 Chicanery, if you can

[@mrgmist488]

Cheru is quite simply the goat

[@cheru]

no u

[@NoaPlays4924]

@@cheru yes

[@oDynamik]

@@cheru no u

[@SmileUponBalls]

When the chads meet each other:

[@bigdickdude007]

YES

[@AJGundam]

My father turned down going to see the new Indiana film, so I'm glad I got to see at least one movie today.

[@cheru]

HAHAHAHA

[@PatrickWentzell-jd9gq]

​@@cheru No target kills wow interesting how did you manage this will out killing anyone in missions at all ?

[@EVALUATE80]

​He got other people to kill them Or, BA NAHNAH​@@PatrickWentzell-jd9gq

[@bigmoeceooftheboppers3380]

The funniest way to kill Mrs Japanese lady in Hokkaido is by dressing up as the yoga man putting a banana peel at the end of the yoga pier and watching her ever so slowly yoga pose into a banana peel and then into a rock below

[@specialshera]

Oooh, thanks for compiling these Cheru! :3 The kill-all videos are a delight, but I love how weird and interesting you can get while being hands-off. Or should I say, I love how BANANAS you can get? :P

[@Probably_Ethan_]

If Cheru was a hitman, he would immediately go looking for explosive ducks, bananas, and a hilarious way to kill somebody 😂

[@treysonmartin3809]

lol, hes a hitman in disguise

[@PeterWoodIV]

Some day I wanna see a kill everybody challenge without killing anyone

[@youtubeuser9090]

I wonder how he would go about doing that

[@bryanyodapc5608]

Next, I beat Hitman 1, 2, and 3, and nobody survived

[@theeternalsw0rd]

Perhaps the Minions are more cunning than anyone ever thought. They understand the power of Banana.

[@randompencil2761]

Cheru is such an awesome comical hitman, he deserves at least one BAN AN NA.

[@Envixity505]

all the perfectly timed cuts never fail to make me laugh🤣 even cheru cant hold it together while reading the script

[@Matt.__327]

I watched this vid already and I will watch it again

[@robloxplayer0003]

Imagine agent 47 was just a really unlucky guy who acidentally had other people kill others and him being scapegoated.

[@CarlowitizChalshushky]

"Abnormally large potassium stick." Needless to say that line clocked me in the face with an abnormally large potassium stick.

[@MS-06S_Zaku_II]

Ah I enjoy the adventures of Agent 19 and his trusty potassium sticks (Potassium is the 19th element on the periodic table)

[@ChrisTheGhostHunter]

Cheru - Propane Me - Hank Hill would be happy hearing you say that (King Of The Hill reference)

[@notconnor6443]

this actually had me in tears

[@debbiescott7657]

the pronunciation of Rendezvous hurts my soul. good job 👍

[@Dovah_Slayer]

I love how a guy carrying 100 bananas isn't suspicious to the guards

[@QemeH]

„I didn’t know who Gaucho was, but eventually I found him.“ I don’t know if he intentionally pretended not to know what a Gaucho is for comedic effect or if he genuinely didn’t know and was looking an eternity for a guy _named_ Gaucho - but both options are HILARIOUS (Also, I like how he laughs at his own dumb jokes as if he’s surprised by them. This entire video feels like somebody commenting on their own gameplay, but with a script written by that one friend who always got you in trouble in school. I love it.)

[@reirose1449]

I’m genuinely concerned for Cheru. I’m starting to become convinced he could plan and arrange hitmans irl. ☠

[@Harryshortsae]

December 18th 2023

[@reirose1449]

?@@Harryshortsae

[@Harryshortsae]

@@reirose1449 count your days little bro

[@pink_sky_morning4842]

@@Harryshortsae wtf did rei do to get this

[@Harryshortsae]

@@pink_sky_morning4842 you're up next pal 😈 oil up im coming

[@ElectricPatrick1]

I love this guy, and his “abnormally large potassium stick”.

[@paulburghele1608]

Just imagine ru a heavily trained soldier and a veteran and get knocked out by a bald dude with a banana💀💀💀💀

[@Xaa1962]

Damn you, sir, you made me laugh so hard I shat myself. Well done.

[@SuperMoveTimmy]

stinky

[@TheZonebear]

always a good time watching you Cheru!

[@dylanteasdale9436]

I literally just finished watching them all 2 minutes ago and found this ffs

[@cheru]

rip

[@matthewdennler2953]

Me too

[@SchvennMeister]

I love how the wife who killed the guy for you was dressed like a ba-na-na.

[@travis8106]

Glad I found this video, this guy is effortlessly hilarious

[@cindysuryani5194]

19:05 ragdoll took a second to remember where its supposed to go💀

[@honeydew1254]

To be fair an assassin in real life that skilled could be a real possibility and also be very very effective , because it can be pretty hard to convict someone of a series of unfortunate events

[@MoonlightReaper14]

26:58 I like to think her comment should have been "Uhhh... Good work 47. I didn't know you had the ability to defy gravity with your accident kills...."

[@AnonymouslyAnonymous06004]

This is something we all know we wanted with out even knowing ourselves that we wanted it.

[@ofFISHal_FISH_FISH]

Have seen this before will see it again

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Same

[@ShadwSonic]

"Option 2: You don't choose Option 1. Someone dies." Very poor words when you're standing in front of a deep pit with your back to the guy you're trying to blackmail.

[@DannyWinsatLifeYT]

Right? Like, that's a death wish right there

[@SGTHOARD]

Love your vids cheru you are the reason I even got Hitman keep up the good work

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

"And overflowed both sinks as I stared at myself in the mirror, trying to figure out... what the hell was wrong with me" BANANA

[@hiihaah00]

man , i live in morocco , and it's one of the most unintrested and poor and people don't know about country , and hearing you say morocco was very satisfying to me , thanks bro :)

[@hiihaah00]

:)

[@user-yh5vj4mi4c]

Every time I watch a hitman video, I can’t help but miss the days when hitman game have a plot

[@user-yd5cu4ud4k]

"And after finding the detective i banged him in the head with my big yellow dingong." _-Cheru, 2023 Truly a beautiful quote.

[@Coid]

I'm sad that it's 2023 and I'm only just now really starting to find videos going into the pure joy of banana in Hitman.

[@janika3928]

Hit man 3 dubai mission Marcus guard literally said you gotta fight the aliens??? So they are real 😮

[@gretchenryder2331]

Just a FYI in Balkok you could’ve just lured those two, Jordan and Mr, Ken to each other in one room, when that happens Jordan fights Mr. Ken and shoves Mr. Ken off of the balcony, then you do the microphone thing yada yada yada you win, I just thought that would’ve been. More fun!

[@gretchenryder2331]

EDIT, it was in Thailand.

[@diffyz]

18:30 i love how he just falls into the grass, while also dropping like 30 pennies

[@thomasalb.310]

This is one of the funniest yt videos i have ever seen

[@stefan_5.7]

Nothing better to wake up to than a brand new cheru video on a Saturday morning

[@unprankable666]

I love that in the China level from 3, you can save the target's guard in the ICA facility by firing his friend who guards the core. In the mission story that involves the employee firing room, the target takes a disguised 47 on a tour of the facility, ending in that room. She says that when you fire him, the first thing he'll do is call his best friend to comfort him, that friend being her bodyguard. Friendship saves lives, sometimes.

[@bluespy377]

1 hour of Chero, man this is heaven

[@Parciwal_Gaming]

Miami: Why not use the Doctor? The Jungle: Why not use the statue?

[@bananaspice1967]

Agent 47 is so smart for bringing 100 bananas, since it's important to have enough food with you. So he doesn't get hungy.

[@JoMomma-pj3io]

Unfun fact: you can actually inject yourself in the train scene if you wait a long time without picking up the syringe, which triggers a secret ending

[@walkerkroll3807]

Cheru uploading almost every day is amazing

[@Riceyricericeyay]

i just realised he could've just lethally poisoned all of his targets and technically it would be one of those bad life decisions

[@user-gx3im5ev4q]

The npcs see the bananas at the border of a building* npc: Someone will die... In this place...

[@valdoras10-11]

Thank you for making my day mate 😂

[@skeleton1696]

My only hitman experience is with hitman absolution watching your videos makes me realize how much I've been missing out

[@andreworders7305]

It’s kind of rediculous that you can beat dozens of armed guards by hitting them in the face with a banana.

[@AetherAPX]

i like how he makes people touch the targets that're on the banana pile and they slip which makes them the murderer.

[@Jeff_Hickens]

Your Honor, It wasn’t his fault he kept placing bananas under their feet while they were vomiting off a ledge!

[@grimmjow0106]

Love this and the kill everyone challenges! These compilations r great !

[@kw-s9660]

I'm scaired this is like the 3rd or 4th post in a month and they are of good length cheru ur amazing 🎉

[@KevinLopez-lb9qo]

Of ALL the Hitman content I've seen I have NOT laughed so hard before 😂😂 😹

[@ABowlOfRic3]

Idky this doesn’t have more likes, this had me chuckling practically the entire time lol

[@annaignisdraconis9985]

I just love how this man says the word banana. Deffo my favourite thing about this video.

[@SheriffLakeside]

Cheru: uses a banana in a tiny way Him: BANANA

[@sumrandumperson]

Ngl after watching you and then playing it and realize how much effort you need as a beginner is impressive

[@teo09920]

Cheru woke up and chose to violate the innocent people

[@Death_Trooper716]

Even the CAMERAMAN isn't safe from Cheru. He's a literal god. The CAMERAMAN dares not to not film cheru. For fear that cheru will smite the cameraman

[@Forgotten-Gamer]

Thanks for the 1 hour of hitman

[@MemeLord425vods]

what I want is a compilation simply titled *B A N A N A* just every time you said banana during this video, that's it, no pauses, no in between, just *B A N A N A*

[@Arxcol]

Keep making more Content Cheru This Is Amazing

[@NiLA_l0l]

The Minions love this guy...because of his enormous BANAAAANAA!

[@evanmckeown8180]

Cheru should definitely try the bird% challenge on hitman 1, 2 and 3 I just think he'd make it hilarious

[@Wicked092]

The amount of times he said banana is crazy

[@MrTeton]

I see Cheru has found his new favorite suit

[@mrbutterswuzhere]

I find it really funny that you can get away by the helicopters in game even if you are being attacked when helicopters need like 30 mins to take off irl, but Agent 47 can do it in only a few seconds. lol

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Hitman logic

[@Zet9th]

this needs to be made into a movie. a comedy about eccentric hitman.

[@pabloescobarcode7511]

Wow that banana picture is a blast from the past lol

[@Snowfox2.0]

I fell asleep while watching this due to staying up all night when I woke up, the video was over, and it had played three other of his videos

[@angelicax8584]

this is the best hitman video I have ever watched

[@MuteMaiden777]

this is the better anti-smoking as than anything dare ever did

[@demonkiller7874]

Hey can u do a off the edge challenge where you have to kill everyone by throwing them of any edge

[@joeyghostx]

Cheru missed an opportunity at 45:22 where the guy killed him by saying "get up and fight the aliens"

[@evgeniyevstratov1198]

LMFAO from soap joke with the constant

[@PeterLedergerber]

I love how he says banana.😂

[@miloweisser8499]

Bro the way you say “banana” is so funny

[@waddlesmcgee3740]

43:52 Imagine. You're at your 9 - 5, chatting it up with a mate or two while on break time, and then some fucking whacko runs up, knocks you and your mate out, proceeds to use you as a human mop, and then you wake up 3 hours later wondering why there's blood dripping from your head and your work clothes are covered in piss and shit. What I'm trying to say is... lord I did not see that coming and I cannot lie, that was funny as hell. Solid video dude 👍

[@DannyWinsatLifeYT]

WTF

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Well, it sure would be a memorable workday

[@mysticshroom]

watching the guard in the first mission fall on the nanas like a cartoon and the other guard running away from him was the funniest thing