Chess, but the rules are cursed - All Endings

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0:00 Normal Ending (Blitz)
5:36 Good Ending
15:24 Good Ending (skip to actual ending)
16:15 Ascension Ending
19:59 Ascension Ending (skip to actual ending)
21:18 Goose Ending (most of this is trying to find how to get it and screwing around)
32:33 Goose Ending (skip to actual ending)
33:47 Bonus Strategy Advice
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[@Mariofan-lz5gf]

Fun Fact: if you accuse a gift of knowledge of cheating, the game calls it a landmine!

[@trappergroupyt]

That's what it is basically lol (no longer 69 likes)

[@zacharywiggins9660]

also you can make your king escape on the duck, but it doesn't have an ending and the black king will still auto-beat you if you cheat without an accusation allowing you to do so.

[@Victorsandergamer]

what if you just let him capture all your pieces (except the king since he's with the duck) what happens? @@zacharywiggins9660

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

The "knowledge" being gifted is that you're about to blow up.

[@danielyuan9862]

@@zacharywiggins9660 where does the emeny king jump? I was wondering that, but Icely just went on to win.

[@NotQuartz]

Icely: I’m done with this game. (Sees views) Icely: all endings time

[@junyong0716]

mostly because rule34 thumbnail, i mean nobody is gonna scroll past it

[@darqed]

yeah xd but you can't blame him he's really underrated

[@brycew5846]

Based

[@Monoryable]

Icely battle advanced

[@IcelyPuzzles]

thanks quarts

[@user-th1hu6hg9s]

Pawns without diagonal attack is cursed.

[@BlackLegVinesmokeSanji]

Pawns going backwards is more cursed

[@RealCCre]

Pieces going off the board is more cursed

[@The_Survivor-Slugcat]

The fact that this is happening at all in the first place is more cursed

[@hunggvnpro6522]

wait until you see chinese chess

[@5d4a5]

pawns without able to going 2 squares on their first turn is cursed

[@odinjaynes5003]

"Throughout Heaven and this bridge, I alone am the ascended one."

[@donovanmahan2901]

Imaginary technique: gray

[@el_mr6439]

Are you the queen because you are strong or are you strong because you are the queen?

[@Hytaunyt]

Nah, i'd cross

[@koin799]

then the duck asked HE can you jump because you are horse or are you horse because you can jump?

[@DavidGonzalezArias-rj5vj]

imaginary technique: checkmate

[@CuteKyuubi]

You know what would be really cool, is if there were about 200 rules and each game chooses a random 20 from the deck

[@naosei9371]

WOW GENIUS

[@ThePenguinMan]

finally someone else said it

[@inv_hana]

More replayability yayy

[@G.Aaron.Fisher]

FYI - you can cheat freely when taking the opponent's final piece. The penalty is normally them being able to cheat back, but since the game is over and they have no pieces there's no penalty for it. I was a bit surprised there wasn't an achievement for that.

[@ashtongiertz8728]

Looks like pawns are also able to cheat if you move them to the great beyond, since the piece disappears from the board and this can't be accused of cheating.

[@michaeledmunds7056]

​@@ashtongiertz8728So you can just take out his entire back row for free? 😂

[@VadidLawrence]

@@ashtongiertz8728 no I just checked it doesn't work

[@ashtongiertz8728]

​@@VadidLawrenceit worked when you did it at 16:27

[@mauer1]

@@ashtongiertz8728 he was allowed to cheat there because he accused rightfully before

[@The_Survivor-Slugcat]

I find it funny how you can accuse the troll of cheating, but cheat as well instead of undoing what he did 💀

[@Vulpercool]

you CAN undo what he did, but would you rather do that, or cheat against him to get a better position?

[@zackbuildit88]

​@@Vulpercoolyou can't always undo. If he takes a piece, you can just move his back to safety

[@Vulpercool]

true@@zackbuildit88

[@Cyan_Scug]

Yooo rainworld pfp

[@blango-san]

that's the point

[@DamienBritton-jo4iq]

15:18 THE DUCK LOOK AT THE TOP LEFT

[@glitchyrawls3632]

I was waiting to see what the troll would do if you goose your own king and then cheat.

[@yellowice0]

There needs to be a follow up to this game where the goose ending was the true ending so he goes absolutely hard core into a rule book with like 250 rules kinda' like the password game that as you play you have to follow more and more rules and it gets so complicated and convoluted that it's basically unplayable for those who can't think of a bunch of different things at once

[@dustin202]

And it HAS to be beatable just like the password game

[@ayyliqn2142]

20:40 small minds will see you ascend and say "he think he big mind, but his head just fat"

[@stevenneiman1554]

By the way, when possible the optimal cheat is to move one of the troll's rooks adjacent to the other, causing both to fuse into a useless castle.

[@Romashka_Sov]

And if there is any other black piece near the rook you can take it out. 3 for 1!

[@bondziotek5627]

well you can move the rook next to the other one at the start of the game, just outside the board

[@LimeonCandy]

I think the funny thing about when you did the blitz ending is your final move you cheated but it didn't matter because you won (The cheat was the Queen having an affair)

[@phantom-ri2tg]

-The queen is allowed to take the king. he was worried over nothing.- -The reason he lost in previous video from doing that is because the new black king spawned right next to the queen.- -Unless the enemy king moving to your queen counts but I doubt it. I am guessing you have to end your turn on your queen being next to a king.-

[@Viscidsquare040]

@@phantom-ri2tgwhat about 22:58?

[@phantom-ri2tg]

@@Viscidsquare040 .. Oh. I had thought it was cheated because invalid move. I was wrong then.

[@anoncuber1510]

goose chasing advanced

[@N.Bluesky]

Now I want to see a chess champion play against these troll rules... In REAL Life!

[@vanilla_icecrem]

That would probably become popular

[@Bd-qs5bn]

white has a big disadvantage

[@markkimuszer0]

The ascension ending is the troll getting divine punishment

[@thatonefrenchguy937]

I thought that you were doing only 1 video on this but I'm glad that you did this one!

[@AntiVectorTV]

You absolutely should have turned into the goose. Rule 69: There must always be a Lich Goose.

[@milkpenguin1696]

I like how 15:15 Icely doesn't realise the goose

[@Proto4]

Where

[@milkpenguin1696]

@@Proto4 top left of the screen

[@job8]

1:47 the best cheat there is probably to move the black rook next to the other black rook so that you get rid of both as they become a castle.

[@misterandylink]

The best first cheat move is to just combine their rooks into a castle. The rook can capture one of their own pieces when you do it if there is another piece near their other rook.

[@YdenMk-II]

Since you can move queens of the other color, could you move the other queen onto the duck then capture the king so it swaps places with the queen onto the moving duck? In theory that could get you to have the troll on the duck without breaking any rules.

[@jasongodding6655]

Ah, but the queen doesn't work out-of-town.

[@YdenMk-II]

@@jasongodding6655 Sure but then just bring the duck into town since there doesn't seem to be any rule about moving the duck.

[@eyeronthegamer]

Oh yeah! So firstly drag the duck and bring it onto the board, then let the black queen ride into the duck, then afterward, capture the black king without any other pieces besides the black queen, then no cheating has been made! It's a hardcore kind of challenge though but wow... What a theory.

[@jwhite5008]

So I'm interested in finding out what happened if: 1) goose takes away white king off screen - then you cheat 2) you put goose on black king, then after he asks you to put him back - do so (if that is even possible) 3) you put a "combined tower" on goose, or goose on combined tower 4) put goose on a square with 2 pieces already on the same square 5) lose all pieces except one (which would be king), put your last piece on the goose 6) put king on the goose, let it escape, then lose all pieces 7) put second to last non-king black piece on goose, then capture black king 8) put bishop's landmine on goose, put goose on landmine 9) put goose on slippery tile 10) capture last non-king piece when the last piece was a bishop not on the board, accuse king of the bishop rule 11) try to break every breakable rule 12) try to accuse of breaking every nonsensical rule including first and last page, including "black king contents"' 13) put goose on board surrounded by pieces 14) put goose on board surrounded by bishop landmines 15) in cheat mode attempt to capture a black piece that is already on the goose 16) try to move a piece off goose when in cheat mode, when not on cheat mode 17) in cheat mode move white king out of the board, then lose all other pieces 18) win without cheating with your king still on the goose while not cheated 19) accuse a piece on the goose which swam out of the board of the bishop rule 20) attempt a softlock when the last remaining black piece is a king out of the board and you don't control a bishop 21) deprive yourself of valid moves by losing bishops and putting all remaining pieces out of the board 22) castling is not a valid move but I'm interested in what he says if you attempt it 23) have two "combined tower" pieces on the board 24) accuse own piece on first move of a random rule 25) make black king surrounded with landmines 26) accuse goose of something if that is even possible 27) accuse a piece on goose of moving illegally

[@Kingboo247]

I know the answer to some of these. 1) if you cheat with white king offscreen, black king shoots towards where it went and captures it offscreen. 13) irrelevant. goose doesn't pick pieces up; you must place them on the goose. 15)you can capture a piece that is on the goose. If it's standing in a spot where you'd normally be able to capture it, it's not even cheating. The troll did it to me. :( 23)there's no reason you can't do that, but it does mean sacrificing all the rooks. No "softlocks" are possible. If there are no valid moves, you have no choice but to cheat. Then you lose. If it's black's turn and they have no valid moves, same for them. They must cheat, then you can win. I do wonder what happens if only the black king is left and you cheat to capture him. Do you get caught or can he not call you out because he just lost?

[@jwhite5008]

@@Kingboo247IIRC the video showed an illegal move eliminating the last black piece which ended the game before the troll could retaliate

[@Egghead930]

What If you put the gift of knowledge on the goose?

[@lorenzoniccoli99ln]

Does anyone know what happens when a capture happens on a square where 2 pieces of the same color are overlapped?

[@orngjce223]

The game is $3

[@krustygaming5887]

Bro was coping over the 20 attempts.

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

If I'm correct, you may move the castle, because rooks can eat pieces of the same colour to increase their tower power.

[@atsali2]

One of the rules say the castle cannot move unless 3 or more rooks are on the board

[@theone614777]

Ayyyy been waiting for a part 2! Thank you!

[@yourtoaster123]

20:09 PAWN STORM INCOMING !!

[@sophiasabkv1372]

actual zombie

[@xdkillfor34akathetroll30]

@@sophiasabkv1372 call the exorcist!

[@StarLink149]

It's the rapture!

[@Ka_muu]

You cheated at 5:05 by taking the king with your queen, you would have lost. However, because the troll no longer existed on the board, he could no longer accuse you of cheating. The same would go for you if the troll cheated and instantly took your king, you wouldn't be able to accuse him because you've already lost. So yes, as said at 15:00, he DOESN'T have a defence against that. It's a shame you didn't go for the under 5 minute speedrun achievement because it has a leaderboard and you'd see me on there and - CHESS EVOLVED LOOKS LIKE THAT NOW?? WHAT IS THAT

[@Buffalo_Soldier]

Do you need to be oblivious in good ending? You could accuse him of cheating, show him how he cheated and proceed to not cheat.

[@limonlx7182]

You could sacrifice the queen to get to the good ending faster.

[@the_bacon_lord31]

Me: ok it's just chess. *Moves a pawn two squares and gets napalm bombed by the troll*

[@henryphoenix852]

this is some quality puzzle content take my subscription

[@theverycringenogoodname8453]

Chess battle primitive

[@michaeledmunds7056]

"you have ascended" "But you remain on the bridge."😂

[@diegomunoz714]

Old Old Chess Battle Advanced gameplay will make you praise Envy

[@Santibag]

25:04 Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

[@vicmatthew595]

We need more puzzle games to exist. Besides the ones that are fetch quests, the puzzles that makes you think and question BS.

[@-Raylight]

20:09 They are the storm that is approaching! Finally a big minded chest update xD

[@akuma2022]

Damn I have a lot to catch up now, really Underrated.

[@Penguingot]

I was waiting for this video and it popped up at my home page

[@nicodoti258]

LuL

[@alfredoscorfano7026]

good voice for a troll or goblin. nice to listen

[@anphoneron]

This man definitely looked up some of the endings he claimed he "had no idea" how to trigger.

[@mikotourabe1830]

The goose part where you put the white king what if you cheated after?

[@user-th1hu6hg9s]

The real Pawn moves like a King and attacks in all the directions it did not move already.

[@Yothisdude]

Perfectly timed goose 24:24

[@Victor0176_]

awesome sauce

[@AidanStricklin]

You can grab the goose if it is under a piece on the board

[@franciscofernandezmedrano9613]

What would happen of You give up all your puedes but your king escaped with the duck since the Game can only end if the king is captured

[@donovanmahan2901]

Well you'd only be able to make an illegal move and if you cheat the troll can go offscreen to capture your king.

[@SyfyRules]

with the pawn promotion mechanic changed to "ascension", is there even a way to get three towers and a castle on the board? considering the only way to create a castle is to consume two of the initial four towers, you'd HAVE to add one back somehow in order for rule 28 to no longer apply...unless the whole point is not being able to move it ever except for cheating turns.

[@GamingGardevoir]

The point is that it can never move legally

[@baconub]

I thought this was a game about a grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge

[@yourboi5492]

20:00 it’s the pawn storm that was incoming

[@cliveho9653]

Maybe the real duck, is the duck we saw on the TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER along the way....

[@gloomreaperscythe333]

0:04 "Various cursed rules" * zooms in on two rules from regular chess *

[@Joe_Griddly]

goblin bridge advancing

[@lord_swag]

whats the game at the end and where can i download it

[@humankktheblueslime]

I wonder if fyou can do anything with the castle, like cheat to use it to capture things? walk into it? is that counted as walk in each other's shoe if it's a castle? does eating your own piece as a rook to increase power make it multiple rook and so you can movve the castle? ...is there rook eat everyone ending?

[@HuaIs5foot3]

What is the chess game being played at the end?

[@user-hn5dd8bn4r]

I really like the idea of this game.

[@DCODERATOR-qy5oc]

everyone wanted this,but nobody will do it thank for you for it!

[@idk54756]

the ascension ending should have you turn into a pawn

[@sotek2784]

What happens if you drag the goose onto the board on top of the black king?

[@DavidGonzalezArias-rj5vj]

the bridge is a metafor for goblin opresion

[@Xx_Henry_xX]

what's that different chess game in the end? tried searching chess battle advanced but nope

[@Zorgdub]

I thought that the Ascension ending would be super hard to get with not a single pawn ever allowed to be taken by the opponents, but the fact that the opponent's pawn ascending count towards the total helps tremendously. Also I woudn't have thought of forcing an opponent's pawn to move to your back row to remove them. Brilliant!

[@Blu-Arch-Plyer]

question:if you can cheat during a 'revenge' technically you can use opponets rook to take the queen during taking annyoing rook takes rook through pawn?

[@abdillahahmad7025]

"In this world, it's cheat or be cheated on!" -the troll, probably

[@febe3d]

wouldnt it be possible to move the enemy queen on the duck and then kill the last other piece, so the queen becomes the troll? then you can do the good ending while getting rid of the troll via duck, right?

[@duprica]

Makes me wonder if you can bait him into moving himself into the gooses path without cheating to see if there's another variant of the ending. I had a pawn sitting in the middle of the board randomly get captured by the goose beneath the bridge..

[@tubthungusbychumbungus]

I dont think i have the mental fortitude to play this for myself 😭

[@destructleft3239]

Goose.

[@lorenzoniccoli99ln]

What happens if someone captures on a tile where 2 pieces are stacked?

[@darthrzs3161]

what's the game you're playing at the very end. it looks cool and I'd like to try it out

[@vahsiejder3815]

Chess evolved online

[@zacharyscovel1017]

You may means you have an option to do it.

[@RAYDENBRYCETCO]

can anyone give me all rules

[@LunarLemonade]

Truly the Papers Please of chess.

[@juxyper]

What was that other game at the end

[@RealPanzer999]

couldn't you move the goose onto the king to get it carried away?

[@flavinho-]

lets goo part 2

[@mmm1217]

Man, here I thought there was something to do with putting every piece on the lilypad or something.

[@Narrativerse]

Would be neat to make your King leave the game (via the goose) then start to cheat to see if the troll can do anything about that

[@jeffisaperson4471]

OH MY GOD IS THAT INFINITE CHESS OFF KONGREGATE?? I USED TO LOVE THAT GAME, WHERE IN THE NINE HELLS DID YOU FIND IT STILL HOSTED??

[@ashramblesthehirmins3515]

bishop for rook is not a good trade of in terms of troll chest

[@Strill_]

What if you get through without cheating, then place the goose on top of the black king? Then you'll eliminate the troll without cheating.

[@throwawwy53]

ICELY PLAYING CHESS EVOLVED!!! IT FINALLY HAPPENED

[@kales901]

what is that game at the end?

[@44Hd22]

You can probably do the Goose ending without cheating.

[@JoelGuevarra-eu6yt]

I know how to do it! 1 get the troll to cheat and accuse him 2 if you get it right wait for the white evil goose 3 move the troll to the goose that's it!

[@44Hd22]

@@JoelGuevarra-eu6yt but that’s cheating per ending definition.

[@JoelGuevarra-eu6yt]

@@44Hd22 I know

[@A_Legend95]

That looked like an anime attack

[@tyler33773]

I need origin of cba vid

[@aadurite]

when do you move onto act 1, 2, 3 ingame? i never really paid attention to it.

[@GamingGardevoir]

Act 1: walking the bridge Act 2: meet the troll and play the game Act 3: ending

[@MrRyanroberson1]

the trick after moving your king onto the duck legally is to cheat freely since the opponent can't kill your king in one move since your king isn't present!

[@GamingGardevoir]

Wrong, the troll goes offscreen and kills the king anyway

[@RealWubboy]

Chess Battle Advanced.

[@idk54756]

the duck ending should have you turn into a duck

[@carpedm9846]

If your king isnt on the board, what happens if you cheat? Troll cant instakill you

[@fantasma7682]

name of the las minute game?

[@fantasma7682]

you already try use the rook, it can eat you own team piece and gain +1

[@TymexComputing]

has anybody tried connecting third rook to the castle to create another castle? and then the fourth rook? Can you even create 3 castles here?

[@tschichpich]

what is that chess in the end?

[@JustANormalLemon]

What happens if you duck you king and let all of your other pieces die? The king is not in the bord for the troll to kill It and you can't make any legal move... if the oponent queen is dead too I mean

[@sophiasabkv1372]

Chess, but the battle is advanced - All Confrontations

[@simonwillover4175]

If you like this kind of game, should I go ahead and make another game like this myself?