Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney 4

[@Chessete]

Thanks everyone for the feedback! It seems a good portion of people like the cases combined in a chaotic way better but some found it too overwhelming and preferred the calmer split cases format. I'm gonna figure out how to balance both of them for the next one! (Also don't mind the Apollo name text box errors early on :p) Also thanks for coming to the premiere late last night, the live chat was freaking hilarious

[@EternalSushiMusic]

I didn't even know that was multiple cases at first. I prefer them separated but I appreciate the effort to chain them together!

[@arclad84]

My friends and I would love to put our voices to these videos. It would be so damn hilarious trying to say these with a straight face. If we were to do so and credit you for it would you be cool with it?

[@luigi64fan]

You should probably put something in the corner letting people know when it's a new one.

[@EternalSushiMusic]

@@luigi64fan That would help greatly. You can keep this format but let us know in the video whenever it swaps to a new one!

[@BeyondEcho95]

I personally loved this one

[@dabiga2315]

Did... Did they just try to buy drugs in court?

[@caeden1514]

yup they certainly did-

[@sarttan]

It was on discount....

[@sarttan]

Serious comment: The lawyers may have been trying to discuss damages. Everything is a factor there, including how much illegal and illicit products cost. That might be why they were discussing illegal drug prices... Hopefully....

[@IrvingIV]

@@sarttan I figured they were just asking because they were curious, and they didn't normally have opportunities to ask somebody knowledgeable in the subject.

[@ureehueurv]

They sounded so casual about buying drugs

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Why is it the prosecutors are doing a better job at defending the defendant than the attorneys tho

[@thunderclanliveson1]

It's cause edgeworth gay

[@zynet_eseled]

@@thunderclanliveson1 YUP.

[@janeappleseed2154]

@@zynet_eseled but y is he gae

[@zynet_eseled]

@@janeappleseed2154 idk

[@Sketchette6669]

@@janeappleseed2154 who sez he's gae?

[@williamhrivnak7345]

Imagine being a lawyer working hard to get a case ready for trial and the defendant is like “nah I’m guilty” and you’re like “you could have done that in a plea deal, got a lesser sentence, and saved all of us all this time and energy”

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

Not to mention all the money that comes out of our paychecks in taxes to fund the courts that gets wasted because the dumbass didn't take the plea deal properly.

[@ShotgunRocket]

And dont forget about the jury's time

[@TheEepyMagi]

The amount of times a defendant could do that in-game but just didn't is painful

[@Hisnitch]

@@TheEepyMagi Well, it's based off Japanese law and not American law. Plea deals are not as beneficial and are particularly forced out of you in Japanese law... and most American plea deals are pretty bad to begin with. Also, Japanese don't have to honor them because lol, have fun.

[@bloodyhell8201]

@@Hisnitch what a nightmare

[@Lucaninae]

the fact that these somehow make a narrative together are amazing

[@jarydgrobler9526]

Wait... they're not the same case?

[@SniperOnSunday]

@@jarydgrobler9526 No, they're separate cases from different courts throughout the U.S.

[@thanos4769]

@@jarydgrobler9526 In the red bar of the video, you can see where each case is from and where they start and end :D

[@cheeseboy4385]

W

[@phuonglu1332]

@@cheeseboy4385 W

[@OneTrueBelmont]

I need a game where Edgeworth actually says, "Your Honor, please make a note that the Defendant claims he's as guilty as hell."

[@sponge1234ify]

Ah yes, 1-5

[@Topaz_Estrella]

@@sponge1234ify totally underrated comment, well done

[@dahlgalai]

"Your Honor, i object to your judgement" "The one who's guilty of killing my father.............is me"

[@真冬-c6f]

these cases are complicated enough for Ace Attorney if they weren't explicit lmao... There is like 5 defense attorneys and 3 prosecuting attorneys in the last case lmaoo

[@black_m1n825]

2 Defenses and 4 Prosecutors.

[@michaeldagadagn307]

Correction! Defense: Apollo and Franziska Prosecutor: Edgeworth, Klavier, and Mr. Payne. Defendants: Phoenix and Caretaker Then the judge who watched it all unfold.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Self employed thief: ‘caretaker’ XD

[@connora4554]

@@michaeldagadagn307 von Karma?

[@kairuw6477]

I don’t think there were any of those by the end, just confused lawyers and a judge done with this shit XD

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

I swear this is crazier than actual Ace Attorney cases, and there wasn't even any comunicating with the dead involved

[@kobieharrison8931]

What

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

@@kobieharrison8931 i said what i said

[@yaboithunder5608]

@@fabiosonhandogrande1697 communicating

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

@@yaboithunder5608 aight

[@yaboithunder5608]

@@fabiosonhandogrande1697 lol

[@RottingMoss]

Klavier came out here really thinking he'd be able to save this case, poor thing

[@SprazzyGazoozle]

Oh hi, Zacharie!

[@firstnamelastname3547]

Verdict: Guilty as hell

[@narsicko6919]

Since the defense could not find evidence that (insert name here) I have no choice but to find the defendant: *GUILTY AS HELL*

[@maxeriashade]

the cursed plushes made this funnier than it is and also „you know, you have a constitutional right to be a dumbass“ is got to be my favourite line from this

[@YoloYester94]

*has got to be

[@dabiga2315]

"He also has a stupid haircut..." -Payne

[@boejeck1345]

"Yee yee ass haircut"

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Maybe birds would come and nest in it though. -Rohan

[@nitroplasma788]

"I might have hit somebody, buy it was a nice little skinny dude. I dis not hit any big fat dudes, only the skinny dude..." - Yanni yogi

[@ureehueurv]

"I was self-employed." "When?" "All my life." "What is the nature of your self-employment?" *"Thief."* "......" "And did you have a particular specialty as a thief?" "..." *"Burglar."* I CANT IM DYING-

[@GeoRexer]

Would have been even better if he said "Hamburglar" lol

[@darkushippotoxotai9536]

@@GeoRexer It was better that he didn't say that. The vegan crowd would have had him wiped off the face of the planet.

[@OriginalSuper]

Mmm

[@wtr3059]

I mean he is correct, burglar is a speciality within the broader job description known as thief. Another one I can think of is pickpocket

[@kikiretzorg1467]

@@darkushippotoxotai9536 I represent the vegan crowd and yeah

[@gaminggeckos4388]

Could you imagine a case where a total of FIVE LAWYERS just popped in throughout the case?

[@tyaty]

Class action lawsuits.

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

@@tyaty Do those generally have trials?

[@ECODKyleskymast]

@@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 I would imagine so in order to present evidence for the lawsuit.

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

@@ECODKyleskymast That could also be done in hearings or meetings, or even emails/faxes.

[@sarttan]

Department of Human Services-related court cases. Those start with 1 for DHS, at least 1 Attorney Ad Litem for the juvenile(s), and at least 1 for the parents/guardians if they all get along. They rarely do, so more always are brought in. Plus court assistance programs usually have a representative there. The room gets crowded fast.

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

And to think some of these lines are from actual trials. You'd think a professional comedian wrote them.

[@Ramsey276one]

Reality is stranger than fiction

[@alphaslootari3126]

@@Ramsey276one *funnier

[@Ramsey276one]

@@alphaslootari3126 Also

[@Psa22-6]

Its from a tv show so yeah it is fiction

[@Teknanam]

@@Psa22-6 ??? The quotes are from a book quoting stupid lines from real court cases. Where did you get TV show?

[@Synthia_47]

I think we're hitting double digits in negative IQ now

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

Triple. This is getting close to triple digits.

[@jeanremi8384]

@@alexanderticonuwu7591 Quintuple

[@MKDumas1981]

UNDER NEGATIVE 9,000!!!!

[@YataTheFifteenth]

Me think tank no work no more

[@tried6times]

@@YataTheFifteenth i read that as me think *tank* no work until i realised

[@nivekakninblarg8076]

I am guilty of the most heinous crime of all, stealing air from the environment. I wouldn't have done it if I knew it was a felony.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Do you know what a trial is?

[@leiwoomynati1372]

yes sir.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@leiwoomynati1372 describe to the court what a trial is.

[@leiwoomynati1372]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 it's when a bunch of people say you're guilty.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@leiwoomynati1372 you know, on occasion, they might not find you guilty...

[@al_fletcher]

I just realised Franziska and Klavier have never interacted in the series before

[@真冬-c6f]

lmao I'd imagine she'd hate him because he's forcing a german persona and is pretty much a "glimmerious fop". too bad, hes awesome.

[@ahmed8743ify]

Ach tung baby!

[@AE86FTS]

@@真冬-c6f not to mention, Klavier is probably the smarter of the 2.

[@AbridgedPwned]

I think in the Japanese version the von Karmas are suppose to be American while Klavier is still German.

[@bugbear2357]

Oh God, can you _imagine_ them meeting. Imagine if they went to school together.

[@willsmith5935]

Don't know why the prosecutors seem so stunned, they just won about three cases at once in about 13 minutes.

[@Nudelyoshi3928]

"Because this is such a highly emotional case..." -> Talked about Haircuts seconds ago lol

[@alienplatypus7712]

Ever seen part 4 of Jojo's?

[@Nudelyoshi3928]

@@alienplatypus7712 nope haha

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@alienplatypus7712 *_K-KISAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!_*

[@CherryVilla21]

Introducing Josuke Higashikata from Part 4 of JoJo. The one with the pompadour hairstyle. Don't talk insult his hair.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@CherryVilla21 what, the one that looks like a bird’s nest?~

[@12lego2]

I’m way more impressed that these were seamlessly put together into a greater story than that these were actually said

[@stoopidapples1596]

Ok, but the first one is pretty sad. I don't understand how no psychologist found him unfit for trial considering how absolutely awful his schizophrenia is. He belongs in a hospital where he can get help, not a prison.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

What, the rude guy?

[@stoopidapples1596]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 Yes. If you look it up, he was diagnosed with schizophrenia, and suffers delusions, and yet was still somehow found fit for trial. Whoever decided that was just as insane as he was, because he clearly should never been let in the court room.

[@alphaslootari3126]

@@stoopidapples1596 important to know if he was medicated or undergoing therapy for his schizophrenia. It sounds like he wasn't, but that would be important in determining if he was fit to stand trial; medicated schizophrenics are often far more mentally sound than the diagnosis infers

[@TheStarsTwilight]

@@alphaslootari3126 At the same time, it is important to check for the possibility he was treatment resistant to the medication and/or if the therapy provided was inadequate. After the rather infamous court hearing (the part of this case that got famous; it's not the actual trial, just talking to the judge prepping them for trial), they really should have looked into that because based on how he acted, he did not seem fully cognizant. For instance, difficulty with social cues, sometimes to the extreme levels of inappropriate behavior, is a common symptom of schizophrenia. Allen might legitimately not have had the awareness to know why his behavior was wrong. That's not to mention the bizarre accusation against his lawyer, which is likely to be a paranoid delusion (not impossible it happened and it should be at least basically reported, but given the way it was presented, it likely isn't). There's always the chance Allen was just an asshole, mental illness or not, but at the very least with the full transcript it sounds like there's a high possibility he was a man still struggling with a mistreated illness and scared to the point of extreme paranoia and abrasiveness.

[@alphaslootari3126]

@@TheStarsTwilight 100% agree. Perhaps he was found unfit to stand trial due to that hearing. I'm totally unfamiliar with the case beyond the memed exchange, though.

[@EmileeAria413]

Oh my god you finally did it. You dubbed probably the most infamous stupid court interaction on the internet. Allen vs. the State of Georgia. The one that got immortalized by Rick and Morty’s Justin Roiland dubbing it. And it’s just as good with Phoenix Wright characters. Well done.

[@sheepcommander_]

wait what

[@L-Puffin]

Amazing vid, cursed plushies were fantastic, and chat during the premiere was a blast. 15/10 would watch again just to see if it makes even a tiny bit more sense this time

[@Chessete]

thanks for coming out

[@Hala-k]

@@Chessete please tell me you are going to make more like dont rush and take your time if u are going to but I am really enjoying these they’re amazing keep up the amazing work

[@zynet_eseled]

@@Chessete I just found this, and I'm grunt laughing inwards so fucking hard. This is genius.

[@yoangelo146]

wow someone actually pointed out an unusual hairstyle in a universe where physics in hair dont exist. i know the quotes are from real life conversations but still-

[@haachamachama7]

I like the production quality, but it's getting hard to tell what they said in the actual cases now XD

[@Ramsey276one]

Thanks for the chapter timestamp XD

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

they just replaced the names of the lawyers and the accused. if you want to, you can look at the public records

[@meltheteagobbo]

I was losing my mind every time a cursed plushie/toy popped up to replace a character-

[@callofabyss]

SAME HERE 😭😭😭

[@PrincessColumbidae]

Meanwhile, with Maya as Mina... Godot: Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

[@thevioletskull8158]

Maya is 17... Edit: Ok so she wasn’t 17 at the time,I haven’t seen the while ace attorney law yet. Even if Maya is 19 isn’t Godot like 30 or something?

[@pokeoh1831]

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise it was 2016 once again cannonically, or 2001 in the real world. I guess my report is overdated

[@MezephelesArt]

@@thevioletskull8158 Either I've forgotten the Ace Attorney narrative or she wasn't 17 at the time of Godot being a thing.

[@robertanderson9447]

@@MezephelesArt I believe she was 19 in T&T

[@nitroplasma788]

@@robertanderson9447 true

[@emilio1044]

"I'm guilty as hell!" I died at that part

[@lordlehuezerher]

Well that was one helluva fever dream

[@RandomNulls]

I like how it went from “I’m gonna get my best friend his freedom” to “yeah I did it and I don’t care” and then to “I beat him unconscious, I’m a robber, and I bought cocain”

[@dltr4730]

I kinda feel bad for the caretaker guy, he seemed to have a really shity life

[@hazukichanx408]

True, and he didn't try to weasel out of what he did... guy just needed something better to do, maybe a decent wage to live on

[@yourmum69_420]

seemed like a really shitty person

[@GuyUWishUWere]

He stole train tracks... De railing a train is a big deal.

[@quaelgeist3337]

@@GuyUWishUWerebetter crime than railing a train tho

[@poorsvids4738]

@@GuyUWishUWere To be fair he thought it was a misdemeanor.

[@romajimamulo]

The fact you wove these into a single case is frightening

[@mistysurge491]

"farting is sexist" -Franziska Von Karma

[@ezman-vn8zy]

Can't believe I actually caught the premier this time.

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

Can't believe _I_ missed it by *three f*cking hours!*

[@leiwoomynati1372]

@@ezekielbaskerville2710 can't believe i missed it by *_9_* hours

[@TeeDubbleDee]

I STILL can't believe it's not butter!

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

11 hours

[@Hugelag]

The fact that the music comes on like they're saying something groundbreaking only heightens this masterpiece.

[@Soapcookies]

Holy shit I remember when Justin Roland did a recreation of the first case

[@Ramsey276one]

Link please?

[@Soapcookies]

@@Ramsey276one kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppypknyupcd7rK8

[@ghdoublewho7962]

3:36 the teacher when the kids are "being rowdy"

[@ashisharky]

Von Karma’s poses are a mood.

[@chaocoolman7261]

i am every character in this video after i eat 6 flinstones vitamins

[@naivebone]

*[Aftermath]* Pheonix - admitted to be 'guilty as hell' and sentenced to 10 years in prison (yes, really). Awaits his follow-up trial against Apollo. Apollo - Quits his job and lives in shame. Remains mentally scarred from the case to this day forward. Judge - Joins a kangaroo court after a month-long struggle of excessive drinking. Is now perfectly fine. (Yeah sorry use your imagination! :] ) Payne - known everywhere for his popular black haircut von Karma - Files a restraining order against Pheonix but it doesnt matter anyway. Goes on a personal 'crusade' to justify sexualism and is very serious about it. Edgeworth aka Edgelord - Has no problem whatsoever with the outcome. Still not the brightest lawyer. Caretaker - His past (of years worth of crimes) is uncovered and is immediately trialed after Pheonix. Gets his food stamps suspended for 4 months, not even half of his full sentence. Yes, part of that sentence was paying for those tracks (his homies could not bail him out of that one.) Klavier - Believes that everyone truly had not learned their lesson. Is unable to rethink his ethics in defense because he is WAY too cool for that. Still waiting on you to subscribe.

[@Merpsicles]

I'm not even subscribed and I'm here this early, I'm so confused Edit: I've since subscribed (:

[@Papa_Ghostly]

Same here man

[@shouko4218]

same

[@sizzledan31]

"Well I think we all learned today that-" "GUILTY"

[@tessa4127]

hiring apollo as your lawyer and then immediately trying to fire him in court.... i adore stupid men only ♥

[@theodote_]

the marketable apollo plush destroyed me

[@sreedevprasad2625]

Payne:- Stupid haircut. Me:- yee-yee ass haircut.

[@Amayawolf_01]

I can definitely see Franziska telling a defendant to "refrain from breaking into tears" and it's absolutely killing me 😂

[@kittyandtiny9159]

'Are you presently employed?' 'No,' says Caretaker.

[@genuineinterest]

Phoenix and the Judge having a mouth off was hands down the best part of this lol. I was intrigued by the structure tbh, even though i love the chaos of the other ones - i would be down to see you experiment with whatever styles you feel like that day for each of these actually!

[@Alfaris]

Them being combined goes too far into "fictional" territory. The appeal of these videos to me is that they are real cases. I didn't realize it was a different case until the caretaker showed up. It reminds of me of that video where an AI generated a phoenix wright case. A simple marker in the video would help. Like a "Case 2" that appears for a few seconds

[@danielchan1668]

Underrated.

[@emblemblade9245]

Maybe they’re a new addition but there are labels on the time bar saying each case during its duration

[@fabianpacukiewicz]

Denver Fenton Allen fron Georgia is too rude

[@Cyanidedan]

If you mean the first dude apparently he was diagnosed with Schizophrenia

[@Sussyboi306]

Bro really whats going on in the courts at San Diego

[@davadreviewer5509]

Everything

[@SniperOnSunday]

Everyone is just casually turning into plushies and Lego and stuff, and I love it

[@BigSealLover]

I love this series so much

[@twiwolf6754]

This was such a fucking wild ride from beginning to end

[@joeysopinion4463]

Exactly it’s hard to believe that these came from actual cases these feel like something written by a professional comedian

[@igorlopes8463]

I can't believe these stupid moments are enough to make an actual trial.

[@BeazerProductions]

You’d think Ace Attorney would be more ridiculous than real life court proceedings, but you’d be wrongo, boyo.

[@abdullahrashed871]

This got out of hand faster than me tapping the like button

[@TheRedJadex]

The lines between reality and fiction grow thinner by the day.

[@jamesvivian2855]

This appears in my feed out of nowhere. Finally KZbin suggests some genuinely funny stuff. Subscribed

[@crowbones9686]

imagine being in court and they all start calling you out for crying and farting lmfao

[@offcialaa2progamr]

I love the fact that wrights personality does a complete 180 during this video

[@RatoneroGris]

The fact this makes a story relatively cohesible is amazing! I enjoyed it a lot!

[@ooccttoo]

at some point during the kangeroo court case, I started hearing the judge speak in Morty's voice.

[@AmberSkitty3]

2:45 Ph-Phoenix... Don't turn me into a marketable plushie

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Is that a bloodsucking The Mighty Kevin reference?

[@kcwjunior1AceAttourny]

fellas, is it sexist to pass gas?

[@joeysopinion4463]

I guess

[@theresahaironthescreen]

audibly

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Of course, it is a public reminder that girls don't poop.

[@slash.slayer]

FINALLY THE MOST AWAITED SEQUEL

[@awkward.anonymous]

I really appreciate you marking out the different cases in the video bar! It really helped me distinguish all the different cases :)

[@fedorakero]

I love this series a lot, but this was disappointingly messy and confusing. Even checking the timestamps every minute or so didn't do much to clear up was was actually said and what was edited in. I like the production quality tho, I'm hoping for lots more

[@FerreTrip]

Yeah, this was a cool idea, but maybe not the most thought-out.

[@Gamer88334]

This is from a ridiculous court case in real life. One that’s at least as ridiculous as the cases in the actual games. I don’t think it was supposed to NOT be messy and confusing. My advice? Don’t even try to understand what’s going on. You’ll be less confused and probably avoid unnecessarily sacrificing some of your sanity.

[@ekkehard8]

@@Gamer88334 Least add static so the we know any court dialogue is coming from a different case than the last

[@emblemblade9245]

Honestly I found it hilarious this way

[@ABower-dm7my]

I was laughing at the start and end, and for some reason I couldn’t help it when I started to read the lines in different tones and accents. Brilliant, simply brilliant and all done.

[@duckmaster4326]

I do like how a lot of times literally everyone is Apollo

[@OolexTG]

Imma be honest, this series got me into Ace Attorney

[@lawaklawakpeace9333]

God, it's been a hour since this just uploaded. Such a hilarious cases lmfao I can't imagine them happening irl

[@leosuzaku9638]

it blends so seamlessly together i thought it was all from one case for a second

[@Btotts]

The Rick and Morty version of the State of Georgia vs. Daniel Fenton Allen will always be the best version since there no known video of the original. But great job on the rest! The cocaine-buying asshole beater was a good one.

[@hazukichanx408]

Neat series. Thus far, I'd rate the second part highest; if you ever do one with Edgeworth taking center stage, "Confrontation ~ Presto" from Ace Attorney Investigations is an amazing BGM track!

[@magikal_drink]

The fact that you managed to put everything together in a way that makes sense is amazing

[@GabrielShitposting]

My man Apollo is so shocked he turned into a marketable plushie. Damn, Edgeworth got it worse, it turned his name too. Goddamn, everyone is devolving into plushie form this time.

[@partialrium5879]

This is the best ace attorney turnabout ever and you cant convince me otherwise

[@barokwailen3503]

3:51 - I died when the Pursuit theme started during that moment,like Phoenix achieved something.

[@SG-yv5st]

I am laughing so hard right now That"wait you can hear my thoughts" scene was GREAT

[@Crimsin0139]

That first one was an entire movie in itself

[@Sirvaria]

I cant believe stupid lawyer quotes grew a plot!

[@DjayT.]

I just can't belive that these are real things that happened in a court lmao

[@minato1048]

You know you're saying a bunch of BS when everyone around you turns into marketable plushies

[@yuki97kira]

Im just imagining some lawyer trainer out there keeps tossing pokeballs and brings out lawyers for this case

[@Chessete]

😭

[@inotfunny8506]

I was on the edge of my seat the whole time ngl

[@mu4784]

This was amazing lmaooo, sweet work, didn't even notice when the cases changed

[@WtHandle]

Well I like this one the best!! Great job for combining all of them almost perfectly that it feels like an extreme AA episode ❤️ Keep it up!

[@Mike-ij4rq]

The cases were stitched so well together I thought this was 1 long, wild ass court case for half the video

[@sengroagers1111]

I love the plushies being used to convey extreme emotion

[@Raidenze]

Amazingly edited. I've actually heard most of these cases before but to tie them all together, that's a feat for sure.

[@MoronBoshi]

He went from 60 to A year. What is this an anime time skip?

[@Khoiussy]

I’m so impressed that all of these somehow come together and make a story, but I’m left rather confused as to what the context of these are and what led to each story lol

[@thevioletskull8158]

I love how it’s a story now

[@AESTHETIC-yk3zk]

This is amazing, please never stop making these

[@troll4life662]

What was that saying again? Too many prosecutor in the courtroom I think.

[@McBehrer]

2:20 this is the Judge Morty case. I would recognize it anywhere

[@mariusacripina8192]

Great Stuff as always. Highly appreciated.

[@twicethegalo]

7:16 thanks now I will annoy my friends with this screenshot whenever something weird happens in chat