My viewers debate and I put it in Ace Attorney

[@Chessete]

Honorable mentions were really good so I might add those in a part 2, also go ham in the comments and DEBATE! I NEED MORE!

[@BunnyJolf]

My thread is gonna end up being like 10 minuites long at this rate

[@softcrab3361]

Wrong place to type that in my apologies

[@SuuSuraimu]

Just keeping note here. Encouraging a female to be in use in case of my comments being featured. Doesn't have to be but it is encouraged.

[@andrewsmunoz2529]

So what debate should we make? A debate about debates?

[@TrashPANDA658]

@@andrewsmunoz2529 yes. Right here. Right now

[@twiwolf6754]

Oh my fucking god, me and that other guy going back and forth being shown as us cutting each other off over and over was so perfect im crying laughing

[@rhukii1191]

It was an honor debating with you. Very well played sir.

[@twiwolf6754]

@@rhukii1191 It truly was my friend, I will look fondly upon the memory for hours, perhaps even days to come

[@horseoperamarker]

lmaoo

[@cys5raph]

hi cpt.glasses/mr grossberg

[@BrendaCastro42]

where can i find your original debate?

[@kingofthejungle5338]

bruh, it immediately goes from "ice is wet" to "we are all lava monsters" lol im done

[@Adam-xf6sq]

I like how everyone automatically agreed that ice is a rock and everyone is a lava monster.

[@yeetyeet3534]

“S’mores are good when not burnt” “Coward” “You can’t accept the truth!” *EPIC MUSIK* “And you can’t accept the burn” Greatest argument ever

[@liamanderson7082]

Way I do it is to let it burn for just a little bit, torch the marshmallow for 2-3 seconds, then blow it out.

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

You need the crisp on a smore to make it perfect.

[@lordsheogorath194]

Somehow, you made a group of people arguing about ketchup the funniest thing ever. Keep up the good work.

[@amaguni_pikore]

hello milord, would you like some cheese?

[@elisabethreiter2707]

shouldn't ketchup count as jam or marmalade though? It has fruit, it has sugar and it doesn't go bad for months - also it's delicious on bread

[@JadeJuno]

Can I be the smoothie tho?

[@JadeJuno]

@@elisabethreiter2707 Get out. Now.

[@_stupidbro]

@@elisabethreiter2707 Nah, it's a syrup. It's pureed, sure, but it's also cooked to an oblivion and many are also sweetened. It's a syrup.

[@misterbadguy7325]

The guys in the first part missed an important clue: dry ice is not made of water, it's made of frozen carbon dioxide. It actually sublimates into fog when put in water. Therefore, not all ice is wet.

[@blakecook9266]

Excuse me! Sure, in our pressure it doesn’t turn into a liquid state, but in higher pressures it does, therefore it is wet!

[@misterbadguy7325]

@@blakecook9266 Yes, but just because dry ice can theoretically be liquid doesn't mean that dry ice itself is wet. The definition of wetness as described in the video is determined by proximity to liquid water, and the majority of dry ice has no such proximity, as it has no water content. Furthermore, simply claiming that something is wet because it could exist in liquid form is absurd on the face of it, since it suggests that anything capable of being a liquid is wet. A stone in the middle of the Sahara desert is not wet because it could someday become magma.

[@blakecook9266]

@@misterbadguy7325 ok, so if I pour any liquid into a sponge that isn’t water, would you still call it wet? Of course you would, so therefore dry ice can be wetted by any liquid, including liquid carbon dioxide! Also, this series is built on absurd things, higher pressures wouldn’t be disqualified just because it’s impossible in our conditions!

[@y.e.benboder7826]

@@blakecook9266 didnt water molecules have the molecule of supposed "wettness"?

[@blakecook9266]

@@y.e.benboder7826 explain

[@Watson_Holmes]

The Honorable mention about toes being foot fingers is anatomically correct. Fingers and toes are both called Phalanges.

[@10thletter40]

I love how there are no replies to debate this, it has been accepted as fact (because it is)

[@quacker2212]

@@10thletter40 no, it has literally been only 7 hours. No one has had time to object.

[@quacker2212]

Toes are not foot fingers, because fingers by definition are used primarily for picking things up!

[@quacker2212]

Yeah, you can use your toes as fingers if you really want, but legally only hand fingers are used as fingers.

[@andresbarquin]

Toes are monkey fingers

[@PichuGamer-tz8bl]

I can see the canon maya saying "Holy shit, am I a smoothie?" 4:16

[@RanMouri82]

"Then would be it okay to drink myself?"

[@nivekakninblarg8076]

When you can't have debates in real life so you go onto a random youtube channel.

[@placeholder-jc1bc]

Honestly it's just rare to have an argument that didn't become irrational bickering.

[@GabrielShitposting]

Damn it, _I missed my chance to be a professional clown._ The clown police is going to null my license if this keeps happening.

[@user-qq4ms9qc2b]

Maybe the real clown was the friends we made along the way...

[@GabrielShitposting]

@@user-qq4ms9qc2b Can confirm, I'm the friend you made along the way.

[@slicero2574]

That’s obviously because you aren’t a clown. You’re the entire circus.

[@GabrielShitposting]

@@slicero2574 And you're the entire comedy market.

[@slicero2574]

@@GabrielShitposting ye’ruo*

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

NO! *HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO EASILY DEFEEEEEEATED?!*

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

I think you won

[@PercyPanleo]

@@lukaszdluzak3905 It really depends on whether or not his reverse psychology was intentional. If it was, then you are correct, but it if wasn't, then your statement becomes false.

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

@@PercyPanleo I think that objectively the goal was to be featured in video. So in most of the eyes he won

[@PercyPanleo]

​@@lukaszdluzak3905 Objectively, you are correct. Nonobjectively, you may be correct, but you may also be wrong. Thus, you are 2/3 correct... Or, nonobjectively, you could only be 1/2 correct... Or perhaps completely incorrect... This is getting confusing to think about objectively...

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

@@PercyPanleo It seems I am correct enough AKA more correct than you

[@angrymango42]

It absolutely made my day that I not only made it in, but got to be Phoenix, and was one of the few people who made it without just being an absurd joke. I don't care that most of my argument was cut, what was there was perfect. Thank you so much, Chessete.

[@sevengnomesinatrenchcoat]

"the court will need to analyse an autopsy report soon if you don't stop" is the best sentence i've ever read with my own two eyes

[@sevengnomesinatrenchcoat]

however i can't say it matches up to things i've read with other people's eyes

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

I hope "Is cereal a soup" is implemented as a mini-bonus in episode 2.

[@Holocoasterr]

Earth is the biggest soup

[@DivideBy0705]

Cereal isnt a soup as its milk with.... cereal

[@JvoltTheDumbStupidBall]

you can eat soup with a fork i tested this

[@KarlKristofferJohnsson]

Merriam-Webster defines soup as "a liquid food especially with a meat, fish, or vegetable stock as a base and often containing pieces of solid food". Since cereal is a liquid food that contains pieces of solid food, that means cereal is a soup. However, it would be even more of a soup if it would include meat, fish or vegetables.

[@JvoltTheDumbStupidBall]

@@KarlKristofferJohnsson i can eat it with a knife

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

8:11 Fraulein Forehead is just utilizing her god-given big brain to experience sensory pleasures outside the realm of mortal experience, normal foreheads wouldn't understand.

[@andrewashton9678]

Holy shit, the sharp escalation at 9:12 is amazing

[@Ivy64_]

You're going to the UK!

[@funnyquarantine2858]

@@Ivy64_ NOOOOO NOT THE UK!!

[@theawesomepanda1lance241]

“holy shit am i a smoothie?” had me dying of laughter

[@aikotitilai3820]

3:35 2016 : You can be a hero 2021 : You can be a smoothie

[@EmmaSpAce111]

blend me up bois

[@ianbaughman]

Eyyy, I'm in two of them! Although I thought the "eat the rich" conversation would have made it in for sure.

[@Leo-ok3uj]

I know this was 5 months ago, but that: your eyes And your first comment, I laugh easily 2 minutes thank you very much

[@ianbaughman]

@@Leo-ok3uj

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

I'm laughing way to hard at the fact that someone was just going to leave "Yes there is" as a valid counterargument to "Nothing is perfect in this world! Not you, or me!" if someone hadn't kept the discussion going...

[@adammorzeus5848]

That 4 dislikes are from someone who's comment didnt turn into turnabout.

[@adammorzeus5848]

Damn, I just edited comment and that hearth is gone :(

[@silvanliu8168]

Rip

[@northsoutheastweest8991]

Going to church is just breaking the fourth wall in real life. It's a bunch of people talking about who the creator is, what he thinks, and how the story will play out.

[@andresbarquin]

That means the world really must be a simulation and our code is our soul.

[@demilad225]

I want so desperately to come up with a rebuttal for this, but I just can’t. It’s too solid.

[@scrumbo_2096]

@@andresbarquin you're thinking about it the wrong way our souls are the actors and we're in a film

[@finalone223]

Objection! What if life is a simulation hmmm? What if its randomly generated like the 21st century jokes?

[@scrumbo_2096]

@@finalone223 ahahaha! foolish! religion itself appeases the god that they worship, implying that said god knows what's gonna happen and wants said god to change things. So it's more accurate to say it's not randomly generated, and more of a long-running TV show.

[@NightGhosttYT]

"name ONE thing that is perfect." *your eyes.*

[@c.edithherrera8692]

0:51 How did I know that someone would say danny devito

[@undeadwaluwugi758]

Cuz I know the perfect man

[@birddaughter]

@@undeadwaluwugi758 Danni Davito is not the perfect man. Everyone has their tastes and my taste is not in gross men like Danni. Personally, I like femboys.

[@elgordobondiola]

@@birddaughter I'm sorry, but danny devito IS the perfect man, tomboys aren't good enough for that

[@undeadwaluwugi758]

@@birddaughter your opinion is invalid. You look up perfection in a dictionary and it will have a description of Danny DeVito. If it doesn't, it is a heretical dictionary.

[@birddaughter]

@@undeadwaluwugi758 Show me several dictionaries with the description of perfection being Danni Devito. I've searched far and wide and all I've seen are femboys.

[@thisaccountisnolongeractive5]

Fact: you won't make a second video of viewers debating...

[@bluetoadettethegoddess6104]

Hmmm (hmmm)

[@ableno.9906]

Objection one cannot claim something is a fact before it's known, has occurred, or been observed!

[@thisaccountisnolongeractive5]

@@ableno.9906 OBJECTION! I just did >:)

[@tako-sensei6072]

@@ableno.9906 he will, there is no reason for him not to.

[@TrashPANDA658]

This is about as cheesy as telling the viewers to subscribe, leave a like, and comment down below what their favorite part of the video was, or leave a suggestion on what video they would want to see next

[@ADayinWhite]

I am way too proud of myself for automatically providing "Danny Devito" as an example of something perfect before it even showed up on screen. I am CULTURE.

[@ivorytorea]

We youtube commentators might be dumb enough to appear in this video...but that would also qualify us as lawyers. I think we can be proud of our stupidity. If nothing else it is entertaining.

[@gamerboygaming]

Put me in the video coward. Now. This is not reverse psychology. This is just pure psychology.

[@BigSealLover]

This is just a threat

[@soyeahsauce]

He shouldn't put you in the next video, flat out

[@gamerboygaming]

@@soyeahsauce Oh yeah? Give me one good reason why.

[@ericpereira753]

@@gamerboygaming you are literally a bunch of geometrical figures

[@johnnymullen5884]

And geometrical figures are pretty damn cool

[@gaialaselva8052]

2:00 , at this point, we shall argue one more time, because water is, in fact, *not* wet.

[@Xynbra]

12:34 well atleast I got an honourable mention

[@masterjayden1304]

I agree with the statement that you made because you can aim towards the hole in the shower and you will just wash all the pee off afterward.

[@haunted_pixel]

Your statement is perfectly valid and justified. I support this statement

[@BigSealLover]

As long as you don’t do it on your feet and don’t step in it it’s fine

[@northsoutheastweest8991]

Again, it's all a matter of aim.

[@BigSealLover]

@@northsoutheastweest8991 If you get 50 kills you unlock the scope feature

[@herrforehead6033]

another debate topic for you guys does lipstick smell bad

[@tsucube4377]

I'm a guy I have no clue

[@oofoof4875]

@@tsucube4377 me too

[@slicero2574]

No, but it certainly tastes bad.

[@flowerchild201]

Well it can go both ways, some lipsticks smell absolutely bad like very cheap lipsticks, while some can have smells added into it to make it smell better :2

[@santicor3994]

i'll say yes for the sake of debate

[@elementalprime3179]

Debate topic: Spiders are adorable and the only reason most people are scared of them is because of popular media portraying them as scary.

[@nitron5486]

Although it is true that spiders can be cute to look at, it is also sometimes a biological response to see them as scary. It should be reminded that there very harmful spiders out there and, unless you possess the appropriate education, should be mainly looked and not interacted with because they are cute

[@lexcentrique2554]

Yes, although, I won't try to headpat an Australian spider.

[@BigSealLover]

If it’s in my house it’s dead. I don’t care what it looks like.

[@screamingeternally6372]

Some spiders are good yes, and they earn their place in a home...BUT...the ones that are poisonous, are deadly, and are a threat. Or there are the ones that can infest in your home, and infest the food you eat. So overall it is a well decision to kill a spider, else the risk of harm and infestation.

[@lexcentrique2554]

@@BigSealLover Don't panic, unless you are in Australia, the risks of getting poisoned by a spider is ridiculously low. Also, Spiders can take care of mosquitoes.

[@kamanira]

Turnabout WTF: AKA *I chose a bad time to eat lunch*

[@tonybart]

thanks for having me! one day ill fulfill my dream of becoming a smoothie, just for you. and the advantages of being a smoothie, actually. do smoothies pay taxes?

[@kjl3080]

In order to answer that question, we must ask two more: what public works programs benefit smoothies, and if they contribute to society.

[@inserisciunnome]

11:53 Little did Mr. Papa know, that we DO, in fact, eat "focaccia" (White pizza without any toppings) with Chocolate on top of It.

[@soyeahsauce]

But that's not pizza

[@icecoldyeehaw]

Focaccia is not pizza, it is a special bread t. Italian

[@inserisciunnome]

@@icecoldyeehaw focaccia can be seen in restaurants and pizzerias, and Is often classified on the menù as pizza. Everyone Who sells Focaccia Will also sell pizza, since they use the same ingredients. Therefore, there Is no reason for It not to be classified as pizza.

[@adrianomaly1760]

Focaccia uses raising agent though, unlike pizza. What focaccia are y’all eating???????

[@iota-09]

I have a lot of questions about these statements above, but i'll just say something: i've eaten plenty of calzoni filled exclusively with nutella and topped with sugar in my life, and i'm not talking about pants.

[@namonakitokumei3482]

Turnabout WTF is my favorite, I think about it regularly and laugh to myself

[@twotailedpikachu346]

12:34 "There I am Gary there I am!"

[@ori2363]

"legally a vegetable" God what has humanity come to

[@jeremygarcia3]

When someone said you don't just pour a smoothie on to your chips I was mad

[@BigSealLover]

That is not what smoothies are made for

[@c.edithherrera8692]

Even if it tastes good, it does not mean it was meant for that. Smoothies were make to drink.

[@BigSealLover]

@@c.edithherrera8692 I disagree with both of you. Many things are used not for there original purposes and are yummy. Take shampoo for example.

[@10thletter40]

@@BigSealLover You monster

[@demilad225]

You’re probably the kind of person that dips their fries in ice cream.

[@Ray-qb2cj]

Everyone : *arguing about ketchup* Anthony Bart : am smoothie Race : yes

[@blade5445]

"I will gladly chug soy sauce" Madeline Smith is clinically insane and needs help.

[@BigSealLover]

8:25 Hey there’s me

[@maurycszmuc570]

Oh mate I'm after you

[@BigSealLover]

@@maurycszmuc570 Pog

[@jaidiferous]

7:57 im honored to have made it into the video as beanix

[@RCPlambo]

Are submarines flying?

[@oofoof4875]

no they're swimming

[@thatrandomguy368]

To crabs they are

[@slicero2574]

Flying implies that they're in the air, unless you're saying that they're flying through the sea in reference to the speed at which it travels, but even then the fastest submarine can only travel about 50 or so miles per hour. That could hardly be described as "flying."

[@RCPlambo]

@@oofoof4875 you say that, but swimming is a living creature moving in water not an item

[@thecoolnoob1288]

submarines are redesigned turtles made by the uk to give the USA a large dose of tea to mind control them

[@Diwasho]

Payne being placed on the defense's bench is oddly cursed in a very subtle way..

[@RatoneroGris]

My first time seeing one of your videos and couldn't stop laughing. Keep the great work going!

[@NINgameTENmasterDO]

My god, I just fucking lost it at Turnabout WTF

[@neminem233]

Turnabout WTF had my cheeks hurting by how much I laughed

[@generalwashingtoad6516]

BlazBlue Cross Tag may be simplified compared to CentralFiction, but its still really fucking fun.

[@wutwut3200]

Hell yeah it is. Or it would be if yumi wasnt so good

[@RenShinomiya121]

Game is not supported enough to justify it's existence as a good game. It's what i would call, a wasted opportunity.

[@wutwut3200]

@@RenShinomiya121 the discord is still pretty active. It was fun while it still had support though. It had a lot of potential but i think what we got was fine. It isnt the most strategic or thought provoking game but it got me to play more fighting games so for me its irreplaceable.

[@RenShinomiya121]

@@wutwut3200 yeah i agree, had a lot of fun coming from BBTAG coming from someone who played the more technical games like "Tekken" or "Skullgirls" or "Soulcalibur". Surely if ArcSys would just assure us that there's more content incoming to BBTAG, nobody would've jumped ship. I mean we just got a new RWBY character that's pretty long awaited.

[@oresti9271]

Herr forehead was my favorite turnabout 😂

[@megarotom1590]

Hot Take: There aren't too many fire emblem characters in smash, just too many sword wielders

[@wilsein9443]

*Objection!* In Ultimate, there are 12 sword characters (without counting echoes), which is a very small amount considering that we are talking about a 78 character game. Your statement is as false as Geno being confirmed.

[@megarotom1590]

@@wilsein9443 *OBJECTION!* Are you aware that when people refer to the smash foster having too many fighters, they INCLUDE the echo fighters, futhermore I counted 14, and that's not even INCLUDING echo fighters or those who work with sword like weapons, such as Pit's bow or Joker's knife. or characters that occasionally use a sword, like ganondorf

[@beckyboy525]

@@megarotom1590 HOLD IT! Weapons like Pit's bow and Joker's knife should definitely NOT be counted as "swords". The definition of a sword is "a weapon with a long metal blade and a hilt and a handgaurd", a description which neither of these weapons fit. Furthermore, if we look at the 85 characters in the game (including echoes) with this definition in mind, only 19 of them use a sword, which is less than a fourth of the roster. Therefore, there are NOT too many swordfighters!

[@PercyPanleo]

@@beckyboy525 On top of that, even if you include every move set combinations of Mii Fighters, You are simply adding 63 to each of the three types, thus bringing the total number of sword-fighters to to 83 fighters. Remember though that this also affects brawlers and gunners, so you only get about 1/3 of the roster being sword-fighters. This further proves that there aren't too many sword-fighters.

[@megarotom1590]

@@beckyboy525 *GOT YOU NOW!* First off moving up from 14 to 19, and yet I can only think of 2-3 sword wielding echo fighters so thank you for helping my point Second off, it's not what's technically a sword that matters, but what ACTS like a sword in gameplay, and it is undoubtable that Pit's bow acts like a sword Finally, a 1/4 of the roster if pretty big, *SLAMS DESK* when sword is only one weapon type, and that's besides stuff like fist fighters and magic and guns, especially when fire emblem gets attacked for having a mere 10th of the roster, WHICH IS LARGELY ECHO FIGHTERS Your Honor, the prosecution is trying to double meaning what counts, what doesn't, and what is "too many"

[@jackyex]

6:57 wow I never thought I would made this far! It's like being a super star! Thank you Chessete!

[@LuciusC]

Apollo sure made a lot of sockpuppet accounts to defend his forehead size. Guilty, I say.

[@yelbydd8952]

I like how you chose only the people with the biggest foreheads to argue about Apollo's forehead.

[@herrforehead6033]

are chips fries guys cmon-

[@trafficconememes331]

the potato in fries is mashed xposed- there not the same

[@herrforehead6033]

@@trafficconememes331 ah, but there is a skin. they are both dried, too. they are, in theory, a subtype of each other.

[@herrforehead6033]

@@trafficconememes331 also, fries arent mashed, technically-

[@santicor3994]

chips are literally cut potatoes fried to be crunchy, can't see why they can't be called fries

[@herrforehead6033]

@@santicor3994 exactly. with this in mind, it is hard to assume they arent fries.

[@authorthecartoonist6649]

11:30 as an italian, I approve this. We literally take two slices of sauceless pizza and then put Nutella in the middle. That tastes so good

[@whatitis5646]

Wait, but do you put cheese on it?

[@authorthecartoonist6649]

@@whatitis5646 of course not

[@whatitis5646]

@@authorthecartoonist6649 that is a good pizza then, but I’d have to argue it being more similar to a s’more

[@plant7371]

I like how Turnabout Forehead includes several characters which happen to have foreheads bigger than Apollo's Edit: Apollo looks like he's seconds away from just ending it all

[@Faelocke]

I fucking lost it at Turnabout WTF, that was gold lmao

[@rustyschwa9562]

This is literally so great I loved every moment of this video

[@supplespecimen725]

8:47 fitting name

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

7:49 Thank you so much. I’m happy I contributed to this video and I’m happy that this part was represented super well :) Edit: 7:57 Oh yeah, and the best part of the entire comment thread. Edit 2: The ketchup one was my favorite. It was fun

[@madeleinesmith9965]

Hey, my argument is in here! Thanks Chessete!

[@blade5445]

"I'll chug soy sauce". You, are insane.

[@madeleinesmith9965]

@@blade5445 it was all for the sake of the argument.

[@blade5445]

@@madeleinesmith9965 you scare me

[@madeleinesmith9965]

@@blade5445 good.

[@blade5445]

@@madeleinesmith9965 *screams

[@sci2083]

Petition to make a series about the infamous paper mario song debate

[@BigSealLover]

I havnt heard that one. Do you mind linking it?

[@Chessete]

I've got many requests to do it so it's on the list, I just gotta pick the good ones from the 5 billion replies that infamous comment got

[@sci2083]

@@BigSealLover this one video covered said topic kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHaohqCcjJWkfLM

[@sci2083]

@@Chessete no problem

[@whatitis5646]

FACT: If a door is taken off a wall it is no longer a door, but a large slab of wood planks

[@karabirb]

But it was constructed as a door. Simply no longer being on hinges does not change its identity. If you remove a shoe from a foot, it doesn’t cease to be a shoe. Furthermore, not every door is made of wood, so they can’t all become “large slabs of wood planks.” In this essay, I will-

[@whatitis5646]

@@karabirb OBJECTION, a door is a passageway use to commute through two rooms. By pulling a door off a wall it is no longer serving this purpose and cannot be called a door.

[@karabirb]

@@whatitis5646 see, the problem you’re running into here is that you’re conflating DOORS with DOORWAYS. I agree, a doorway is a passage between to spaces, BUT the door that occupies this space is still a door regardless of where it is located.

[@sandmaneyes]

This is all ignoring the fact that a door can be made out of multiple substances. Glass door, metal door, meat door...

[@karabirb]

@@sandmaneyes I pointed this out in my initial argument. The court asks that you pay attention.

[@angrymango42]

Oh, no one's copied the last inclusion in this video yet! Time to secure my spot in video two by reminding everyone to like, comment, and subscribe!

[@katyasmakingstuff]

How about if I respond with DON'T like, comment, and subscribe? MwahahahahhahaAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I AM SOOOOO EVIL!! _wait no that's reverse psychology._ *FUCK*

[@angrymango42]

@@katyasmakingstuff I win no matter what! Muahahahahaha!

[@katyasmakingstuff]

@@angrymango42 now YOU'RE laughing evilly?! This is way too embarrassing! _weeps_

[@nitron5486]

Also I guess that if I wanted to get in the video I could also mention how doing those actions may cause this channel to make similar videos. For that reason I would also like to remind people to keep arguing in the comment section for more videos like this

[@BigSealLover]

If I don’t like your comment then you’ll disappear in the sea of comments... he’ll never find your comment and therefore never include you in the video.

[@cloudywish1]

What’s your favorite Pokémon and why is it Piloswine?

[@SuuSuraimu]

HOLD IT! The question jumped from favorite Pokémon to Piloswine. If we're deciding on a favorite, it should be possibly Eevee or Garvevoir.

[@cloudywish1]

@@SuuSuraimu If we're deciding on a favorite, it should be Piloswine because Piloswine is objectively the best Pokemon.

[@thecoolnoob1288]

@@cloudywish1 Of course...Not. the best pokemon is either evee, lucario or magikarp

[@SuuSuraimu]

@@cloudywish1 But what about their evolved form or their previous form?

[@cloudywish1]

@@thecoolnoob1288 What do any of those Pokemon have over Piloswine? Piloswine has many qualities that make it better than those Pokemon. For example, Piloswine has an amazing typing of Ice-Ground that is completely unique to its evolution line. Eevee and Magikarp are both monotype, while Lucario has a typing that is ok but doesn't really make sense with its design and lore (and is obliterated by one Earthquake from Piloswine)

[@HY-if9ct]

-It's all fun & games until they do religion debate-

[@KarlKristofferJohnsson]

I believe that all religions have some piece of the truth and are partially correct.

[@HY-if9ct]

Objection But why is there atheist?

[@KarlKristofferJohnsson]

@@HY-if9ct I think that if there is a god or gods, they exist outside of this universe. So the atheists are correct that there is no god in this universe.

[@Estra_Estra]

C'mon, we all know the Goddess of Law is way more radical and cooler than the Holy Mother. @@KarlKristofferJohnsson Ookay now this os actually turning into a legit religious debate, though I don't imagine it'd even last long, anyway, and I do suppose it's much simpler to talk about what people believe in than going in-depth into the beliefs themselves. But anyhow, what if someone is convinced there is no number of god sof any kind, no matter what type of existence? No matter whether it could be said to be In the universe, out, or even to some incomprehensible degree to it, being absolutely sure there is no form of a greater conscious forcer? Now being so certain of it is another story, but I don't even believe a deity being disconnected from our universe is very big of a distinction to be made when it comes to simply not thinking there is one, like, if you were to ask an atheist, assuming they hadn't considered the idea (much), whether they believe the chances of there being a god are greatly increased to them just by recontextualizing the meaning of it in that way, I wouldn't imagine they would significantly reconsider their stance just because of that, like, the distinction isn't major enough to change much, really. Couldn't know for sure, in any case, I wouldn't even say I'm very knowledgeable in what other people's religoius beliefs are supposed to be, at a precise level, those are just the thoughts that came to mind with whatever I do know. Tl;dr: if atheism does specify the lack of belief in the existence of god(s) _within the compounds of the universe_ then that mainly just means I thought there were more atheists in the world than there actually are until now.

[@KarlKristofferJohnsson]

@@Estra_Estra My point was that everyone is partially, but not completely, correct and I just described how that would include atheists. If I'm right, then atheists would only be correct with regards to what's within the compounds of our own universe.

[@lm7457]

That reminds me of the famous AAO case "Is soup a drink or a food?". Dumb yet brilliant, for every debate.

[@hongmeiling8219]

Now that “is ice wet” and “is water wet” has been done, is lava wet?

[@StrangeSunset7]

lava does have a lot of water and it is a liquid so it is very much wet

[@zipperooni]

No, no it is not If you touched lava you wouldn’t feel wetness, you would just burn your hand Therefore lava is burning and not wet

[@BigSealLover]

@@zipperooni How would you know

[@kjl3080]

No, there is no traces of water in lava. Then we must ask the question: can an object be wet with something other than water?

[@BetaXeeta]

I say that lava is not wet at all because if water had come into contact with lava it would simply just evaporate or the lava would cool until it’s just a rock again. Also as a counter argument to White Base: How is there water in lava? As I already just stated the water would just evaporate or cool the lava in which it wouldn’t even be lava anymore.

[@eldrichinterloper0840]

Since we know that if you heat up anything solid enough, it becomes a liquid, could you drink anything with enough heat and determination?

[@Lily80278]

i mean technically I guess but I dont think it'd be safe

[@schw4rztee502]

Depends on the atmosphere of the room. If there is oxygen certain substances will immolate simply from the heat, no open flame needed.

[@eldrichinterloper0840]

@@schw4rztee502 if you burn wood, it’ll turn to ash. Could you drink the ash?

[@haymyellow1880]

does this mean i can drink steel?

[@haymyellow1880]

@@eldrichinterloper0840 no???? ash is a solid

[@infernaldisdain8051]

The song "She wore a itty bitty teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini that she wore for the first time today" played in my head after this video. Could it be that Yoplait yogurts has incepted my mind? Also that song is very catchy and graphic seeing as I remember it from hearing it a few times in the early 2000s and never again.

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

Great. Now you got it stuck in my head too. Thanks a lot.

[@infernaldisdain8051]

@@alexanderticonuwu7591 It's been stuck in my head for close to twenty years. Popping up randomly and derailing thoughts and productivity. I know this pain, and I'm sorry for sharing it with you.

[@10thletter40]

I almost looked this up, but your frustration saved me, thank you

[@soyeahsauce]

YOP'S FOR WHEN DE MORNIN COME

[@AshenDust_]

I feel like Mr Moustache’s comment from the honourable mentions needs a reply. I can think of multiple characters that can beat Ben 10 and Giornio Giovana (GioGio isn’t even the strongest in his universe, Rohan could beat him with less than a minute of prep time and a random person to write on)

[@facundodiaz1796]

The one I started was such a mess, I love the way you arranged it XD

[@janLilin]

Turnabout Ketchup is the greatest purely cause Madeleine wanted to chug soy sauce

[@ghosterg.4071]

If you put one lasagna on top of the other lasagna, how many lasagnas do you have?

[@gallo123]

One, as the top and bottom lasagnas would become ingredients and lose their original title.

[@whatitis5646]

@@gallo123 no you have two lasagnas because an entire lasagna is not an ingredient. Especially if these lasagnas are made of two different things

[@anoldman5213]

@@whatitis5646 Of course, the question is also vague with conditions, so it is also likely that we can have two lasagna dishes on top of each other and have that count as a lasagna on top of a lasagna.

[@gallo123]

If you eat half a lasagna the end result is still a lasagna, but with less volume. Thus, two lasagnas on top of each other would be a big-ass lasagna.

[@KashKey-]

I'm so upset I missed this shit, my god.

[@amaguni_pikore]

i- *SUBSCRIBED* i love this

[@TheMOReviewers]

Even though I cameod in Turnabout Turtles, I think Turnabout Smores is my favourite, the execution on the head shake and music is spectacular.

[@slicero2574]

Pringles are the superior potato chip, it’s simply fact.

[@zipperooni]

I agree, wish they wouldn’t get all crumbly once you get towards the bottom though

[@tigermatt03a37]

I would agree with this statemnt if it werent for the fact that the container is faulty

[@zipperooni]

@@tigermatt03a37 that's fair but the chips themselves are tastey

[@slicero2574]

@@tigermatt03a37 I’m not talking about the container, purely the chip. However, I must admit the container does tend to get in the way

[@tigermatt03a37]

​@@slicero2574 This is where my argument comes into fulll force, all though we know the chip is good, the experience of eating the chip is ruined by the cylindrical container which you can't fit your hand in, so do Pringles realy deserve the right to be called the superior potato chip?

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Did you know that Phoenix Wright wouldn’t be a competent lawyer, if it weren’t for the magic in his world?

[@King_Harlaus]

Actually, if it weren't for the magic, he might still be incompetent, but not for long, since he would've to rely on "regular lawyering" and therefore improve himself with time.

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

@@King_Harlaus Correct. Wright could definitely improve with experience, but instead, he relies on that gem that makes criminals confess unwillingly.

[@xn85d2]

Objection! Phoenix's Magatama enables him to see Psyche-locks, but even without it he can tell when people are hiding something. Thus he would still be able to prevent evidence and break through to the truth of what the person is hiding without using it at all.

[@CherryVilla21]

I did not know there was a debate. I could have joined in though my answers won't be smart enough. Kudos to you and all the people involved in the debate!

[@unusual-usual1974]

Id Like to think these are actual lawyers and they debate like this in their free time to keep up their skills and to just f around.

[@block2533]

“The courtroom will need to analyze an autopsy if you don’t stop” I’ll just save that phrase for use elseware

[@grungekitty77]

Glad I got in, sad to see myself as the wrong Von Karma!

[@empoleonmaster6709]

OBJECTION! There is no wrong Von Karma, only Karma and those that deserve it, both good, bad, and neutral.

[@grungekitty77]

@@empoleonmaster6709 Honestly dude Franziska is just my favorite and I was sad to see it so close yet so far.

[@finalone223]

@@grungekitty77 sadly you can't be franziska because while she's hot, she's a different kind of hot

[@grungekitty77]

@@finalone223 ???? what? What does what kind of hot she is have to do with this?

[@Lily80278]

tbh I didn't get klaiver calling apollo "herr forehead" until I saw his front facing sprite, the 3/4 angle did a good job of hiding it but the first thing I said when I saw apollo from the front was "oh fuck he really does have a big forehead" I think klaivers projecting though, he hides his forehead with hair constantly bc he too has a big forehead, I can feel it. show us the goods buddy, dont look away from the truth

[@bugbear2357]

WHY AM I WINSTON PAYNE??? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? /j

[@theskull9960]

bro this channel is so underrated i had some great laughs here

[@applepopapplerancher3211]

Well that was certainly an interesting cluster of trials. I find, this video... *Highly Enjoyable.*

[@nessmarsh]

Can a wrap be considered a sandwhich? Discuss

[@sarajohnsson4979]

Something is a sandwich if and only if: 1. There are multiple ingredients. A slice of bread is not a sandwich 2. At least one of the ingredients is bread. A fruit salad is not a sandwich 3. It is made by putting the not-bread on or in the bread. A salad with croutons in it is not a sandwich 4. The bread must be baked at this time. A cinnamon bun is not a sandwich, and neither is a pizza Thus, a wrap is a sandwich

[@Derpinator01]

Debate topic: I propose that Klavier doesn't call Apollo "Herr Forehead" due to its size, but due to it being the most interesting part of his bland face.

[@KarlKristofferJohnsson]

It is the most interesting part of his face due to its size.

[@Derpinator01]

@@KarlKristofferJohnsson It is the most interesting part due to his boring haircut and plain face. It only looks big because it stands out in comparison to his overall bland appearance.

[@soyeahsauce]

The reason why klavier calls apollo "herr forehead" is because the first major objection apollo makes in klavier's presence is one that makes mention of a forehead, klavier is just poking fun at that objection every time he says it.

[@lm7457]

Which proves Klavier focused his attention on his forehead to begin with. So the rest of his face didn't catch his attention... because his face is not interesting.

[@Derpinator01]

Also, as if to make the forehead stand out even more, the only semi-interesting part of his hair points down to his forehead. It's as if it's going "Nothing to see up here, look at this smooth empty space because it's the best you're getting."

[@devnandannair2336]

Water is wet. because on the molecular level water is near other water molecules therefore, water is wet.

[@BigSealLover]

Water makes OTHER THINGS wet

[@birddaughter]

@@BigSealLover If you poor water into a glass of water, do you wet the water? The two masses of waters weren't the same thing before, so by your logic, both waters make the other water wet.

[@blade5445]

If a gun shoots someone it didn't kill them the bullet did. Water outs "wetness" on other things but there is no proof that it itself is wet.

[@birddaughter]

Being wet is something drenched in water, and there's nothing more drenched in water than water itself. Therefore, water is wet you soda drinker.

[@gormauslander]

1, According to fluid dynamics, an essential component of a substance to "wet" something requires that the substance be a fluid. Ice is not a fluid. Water can be wet in liquid state because it sticks to surfaces by its own force, ice cannot. 2, Edgeworth was correct in that the use of the item is what defines it's culinary designation, and not the ingredients, ie ketchup is a condiment. Furthermore, a tomato is both a fruit and a vegetable. Fruit is a subset of vegetable. Vegetable is any edible part of a plant. None of this matters, I just needed to get it out of my system

[@kerbonaut2059]

This series is a fucking goldmine of hot takes after hot takes.

[@siIhouettes]

is fruit juice technically fruit blood? and would that mean that our blood is human juice? are we all just juice trapped in a packet known as the skin? we can make ourselves into a smoothie

[@haymyellow1880]

god what the fuck no no no the juice is the crushed bits of the fruits cell walls you walnut

[@formykalormie]

wouldn't you would have to include more of the human to make a smoothie

[@ghostguyplayer]

*HOLD IT!* Wouldn't you have to add more toppings to make a smoothie? Also, drinking a human smoothie would make you a canibal

[@Green-FUKUFUKUFUKUFUKUFUKU]

FACT: If in the first Captain America movie, if Red Skull was just a hyper realistic motion capture red skeleton with no organs or eyeballs or anything, the movie would be way better.

[@Kudzooo]

But would they be able to recreate Red Skull properly with the technology they had?

[@Green-FUKUFUKUFUKUFUKUFUKU]

@@Kudzooo they never needed to recreate him as he is a living skeleton , therefore immortal.

[@xRidlay]

Why stop at motion capture? Get a real skeleton, dip it in red paint, and put some strings on it.

[@L-Puffin]

Not true. I think that making Red Skull more inhuman looking by leaving him as just a skeleton would take away from an important message both in the movie and the real world: Nazis are people, and they are fucking evil. I think that making him less human-looking would take away from the point that people like him existed and continue to exist, even if less exaggerated and supervillain-ish.

[@demilad225]

I gotta agree with Puffin here. The scariest folks don’t always look scary. It comes down to how they act.

[@MildlyAggressiveOni]

Okay, okay, the pineapple on pizza thing has been done to death, but what about pickles? I've seen some 'gourmet" pizza with pickles on it, but I personally find it disgusting. Let us debate like gentlemen.

[@MalikM-VGM-Rand]

Pickles work on pizza because the flavors are complimentary. It works the same as banana peppers, olives, and sardines, yet you don't see people complaining about those toppings. (except maybe sardines, but you get the point.)

[@MildlyAggressiveOni]

@@MalikM-VGM-Rand Immediately, I've never heard of banana peppers being used on pizza. But, in my opinion, pickles add a certain level of bitterness that shouldn't be in a savory and/or salty dish.

[@MalikM-VGM-Rand]

@@MildlyAggressiveOni But then again, what else could you use to get a taste such as that?

[@MildlyAggressiveOni]

@@MalikM-VGM-Rand Why would you want a bitter taste in pizza?

[@MalikM-VGM-Rand]

@@MildlyAggressiveOni Pickles aren't bitter, they're often salty, and are no different than having peppers on pizza, which is a very acceptable thing.

[@kairo3201]

Turnabout WTF truly was WTF. I appreciate that.

[@JMarcosArt]

I just found this channel. This dynamic seems really fun. You just earned yourself a subscriber 👍

[@abloodcorpse3318]

Fact: if you put chocolate syrup and milk into a blender it IS a smoothie.

[@legenddarkrai]

Well yeah, obviously chocolate smoothies exist... actually that bears the question, since milk chocolate has both chocolate and milk, does a piece of a milk chocolate candy bar count as a smoothie?

[@PercyPanleo]

No. Due to the conciseness of the definition of "smoothie", a piece of a milk chocolate candy bar is not a smoothie. However, it could be a milkshake, depending on your definition of "cold" Although now that I think about it, by that logic, it could also be a smoothie depending on your definition of "thick" and "smooth"

[@legenddarkrai]

@@PercyPanleo smoothie: "a thick, smooth drink of fresh fruit pureed with milk, yogurt, or ice cream." well, you have the milk part covered, but is chocolate a fruit? I would say yes. Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, which aren't actually beans, but rather, described as "the seeds of the fruit of the Theobroma cacao tree" which means that cocoa beans are part of a fruit, and thus, fits the fruit requirement of a smoothie

[@PercyPanleo]

​@@legenddarkrai Indeed, that is the case. The problem lies in the term "a thick, smooth drink"

[@legenddarkrai]

@@PercyPanleo BUT! I never said that a piece of milk chocolate candy bar can't be a drink! Just getting the chocolate piece any bit warmer than average room temperature is likely to make it melt. Putting a chocolate piece into your mouth warms it up very fast because your body is so warm, and therefore it melts, turning from solid to liquid. And when it's liquid, it is very thick, and rather smooth I'd say, and it can DEFINITELY be described as a drink when it's a liquid!