4 games per video because he's shown he can't count to 5...
@JV-sk5rl5 ай бұрын
In Finland we have this duck called sotka. Sotka can only count to 4. Simp is a duck, QED.
@EustachyTV5 ай бұрын
"I'll be playing 4 games per video and will continue after losing" >Everyone liked that
@bMeercat5 ай бұрын
The title is what 100 rated opponents think when Simp fails a challenge
@Alresu5 ай бұрын
I like "Regination" as a term for resigning after losing the queen.^^
@adashofbitter5 ай бұрын
Funny how Simp never seems to get power or internet outages when he’s not doing challenges…
@RGC_animation5 ай бұрын
He only does these challenges on weekends, and it is famously known, "famously", that bad weather only happens in Thailand when it's not the weekend.
@nowar16205 ай бұрын
@@RGC_animation he's from Vietnam
@hyperion60415 ай бұрын
Did he say it in a video before
@RGC_animation5 ай бұрын
@nowar1620 sorry, natural disasters only happen during weekdays in Taiwan
@MoonGlow225 ай бұрын
4:50 "rage-ination"
@VitaEmerald3245 ай бұрын
I heard Reggie-nation
@ccost5 ай бұрын
regination
@bartolhrg76095 ай бұрын
It also kinda has "regina" (latin for queen) in it
@brianli65625 ай бұрын
Now that is an unexpected result. The 1800 elo opponent losing boosted simp higher faster, meaning that his future opponents should be stronger faster.
@ozAqVvhhNue5 ай бұрын
0:24 That explanation is reasonable. Go Simp Go!
@LoudWaffle5 ай бұрын
Duck chess is a surprisingly interesting variant game mode, and seeing you playing fully to win without any limitations is fun. Love this series (as well as your drawback vids of course).
@butterstutter73035 ай бұрын
Damn when are we gonna get duck chess challenge vids?
@djartur255 ай бұрын
The last opponent disconnected
@FraterSbeve5 ай бұрын
"Play puzzles learn watch news social more free trial", what? Usually you're threatening my non-existent girlfriend with your cat or something, I don't understand. Oh, wait...
@iJoanJuan105 ай бұрын
4:50 Regination?
@vickimrjv23145 ай бұрын
A typo
@FoxSlyme5 ай бұрын
Rage-ination
@benjaminoechsli19415 ай бұрын
"Regina" is Latin for queen, so that works!
@event-keystrim2135 ай бұрын
Some KZbinrs censor "fuck" by saying "duck" instead, so, my auto uncensoring brain just heard you say "welcome to my "fuck chess" series"
@TheMMMification5 ай бұрын
That last opponent must have had their internet go down
@theendofthestart81795 ай бұрын
This is my favorite series by far, but It might just be because of the longer video lengths…
@supC_5 ай бұрын
In the last game if you look at the right, it says he DC’d and didn’t reconnect in time
@Lillyluri5 ай бұрын
Ah! Now that you say it, yes.
@IslanKleinknecht5 ай бұрын
That was setting up to be an amazing game :(
@joshaw99685 ай бұрын
How would you kill two stones with one bird?
@brianli65625 ай бұрын
By trying very hard.
@bobosaurus3315 ай бұрын
With a lot of effort and time
@Tikorous5 ай бұрын
A certain je ne sais quoi
@AM-yk5yd5 ай бұрын
By sending the duck to train in the Shaolin monastery
@italopussi3965 ай бұрын
The bird have two paws and each pawn can pick one stone. Birds can fly, so they could drop it from the sky, effectively killing both stones. SIMP was never wrong, he is never wrong.
@authorinthedark5 ай бұрын
"Even if I got the fork I still wouldn't trade my knight with a rook." "If I really have to trade off a knight, I'll prefer trading it with a rook."
@Kislay115 ай бұрын
The first case is a choice, the second one a compulsion, if he must, he will trade it with rook, but he won't do it if not necessary
@Chomta5 ай бұрын
7:40 lmao he literally blundered the king
@nianyiwang5 ай бұрын
omg lmao rofl gg wtf fr ikr?
@theominouspigeon5 ай бұрын
chess, but it's actually 2D you can't move pieces diagonally through two other pieces, and knights can't jump over pieces
@San-lh8us5 ай бұрын
how exactly are we considering the knights move here? cause there are at least 3 paths a knight can take to the same square if a knight is on a1 and goes to b3: 1)he can go two forward and then one to the side 2) he can go one to the side and then two forward 3) he can go one forward and one diagonally to the side would all of these paths have to be blocked to stop the knight's move? or if any of them is blocked it can't move?
@eddiek63905 ай бұрын
@@San-lh8us Simp has done a knight challenge where the knights work like Chinese chess. Knights do not jump, they go one square orthogonal, and one square diagonal.
@theominouspigeon5 ай бұрын
@@San-lh8us it's blocked if all three paths are blocked
@James--Parker5 ай бұрын
It's to bad the last game got cut off. I'm guessing the guy got disconnected. He seemed like he had a even chance of winning. Would have been fun to watch.
@rookjameson5 ай бұрын
I love this new running gag of him hinting that he can't count beyond 4 xD
@bkofford5 ай бұрын
That blunders a king. Always fun to hear that.
@Sytolothereaper5 ай бұрын
Love this series. Very fun
@kissuthemoonlightfencer4175 ай бұрын
There's a good chance that the game was auto lost for him cuz he didn't make a move in 60 seconds. Idk how it works in variants
@davidtitanium225 ай бұрын
doofenshmirtz voice and by unexpected, i mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED
@mavairick5 ай бұрын
3:24 does Qe3 and duck on f3 traps the rook ? I think so
@reoka15845 ай бұрын
This variant is so fun to watch
@EnverHalilHoxha19175 ай бұрын
4:32 two what 4:50 regination?
@San-lh8us5 ай бұрын
4:32 two stones with one bird 4:50 yes, regination, if you use your ears to listen, you may be able to hear what he says
@EnverHalilHoxha19175 ай бұрын
@@San-lh8uspoopoo pee
@ccost5 ай бұрын
@@San-lh8us poopoo pee
@weston06.5 ай бұрын
regination
@mikkelcornelius69485 ай бұрын
Last game is a paid actor if I’ve ever seen one
@Slothptimal5 ай бұрын
I have timed out on the app, because I pause during my turn to answer a text or something like that, and it goes, "You're not engaging with the app? Timed out." Even though there's time on the clock. Really defeats the purpose.
@Poochyvert5 ай бұрын
0:42 a bit cowardly but I also don't want this series to end
@sherwinbangs5 ай бұрын
Fog of War pt.3 when?
@MindstabThrull5 ай бұрын
I wonder if Duck Chess has a timer that only gives you X amount of time to make a move in addition to a the clock for your entire game, and he ran out of time on that.
@fatsquirrel755 ай бұрын
It says white disconnected, did not reconnect in time, so white loses on time.
@Taubenkill0r5 ай бұрын
Can someone explain why at 1:35 the knight being taken would be a good thing? I don't see it.
@AlecSoD5 ай бұрын
I assume it blunders a rook to fxg7
@Taubenkill0r5 ай бұрын
@@AlecSoD Ah, that makes sense. Thanks.
@kaotixru5 ай бұрын
7:07 KZbin captions: *free porn*
@DG9-q6f5 ай бұрын
Killing two stones with one bird requires superhuman dexterity, strength, and intelligence. Killing two birds with one stone requires not being a coward. Simp seems to consider one of the two unfathomable.
@drdca82635 ай бұрын
I thought the “with one bird” was because in duck chess there is one bird: the duck
@DG9-q6f5 ай бұрын
@@drdca8263 That's actually an unironically good interpretation that completely flew over my head.
@prosamis5 ай бұрын
Awesome games!
@JonScheutz5 ай бұрын
Why do you do duck on e5 instead of e6 when you open e4 as white?
@spencercase53705 ай бұрын
Baits them to go e6, which is a slow move and not very good for black.
@kuinteeeeeeeee5 ай бұрын
3:44 ааа пасхалко
@annihilator64245 ай бұрын
How is simp getting not undefined% winrate with 0 loses???
@ethermelt47805 ай бұрын
'regination' as in the making of a king? (like how Regicide is the murder of a king). Glad to know you think so highly of yourself
@Eira_995 ай бұрын
Day 2061 of putting a terrible challenge idea in the comments even tho he always takes his challenges from his discord.
@drdca82635 ай бұрын
Has he been doing this for over 6 years?
@danh9455 ай бұрын
Excellent games!
@나버그5 ай бұрын
Why would you put duck on e5 at the start when you can put the duck on e6
@ekxo11265 ай бұрын
10:40 yes sure, because 22/22 = 22
@blc_cat69375 ай бұрын
pashalko🤤
@whosilence5 ай бұрын
4:50 reggggination 8:00 boooooooo
@4h4nn5 ай бұрын
Duck Chess but your Duck is drunk. Use RNG to decide where your Duck should land on. If the tile is unavailable, reroll the dice (up to 3 times).
@quintopia5 ай бұрын
Simp's gonna have to actually start studying this game seriously...
@GigsTaggart5 ай бұрын
I'm not sure what "play puzzles learn watch news social more" has to do with my cat.
@drdca82635 ай бұрын
Where do you see this?
@eribroc4245 ай бұрын
@@drdca8263 Look at the menu items on the left of the screen. There is play, puzzles, learn, watch … . But normally simp edits it to make it related to your cat. Look at his last videos to see what I mean
@GigsTaggart5 ай бұрын
@@drdca8263 on the menus
@GigsTaggart5 ай бұрын
@@drdca8263 it's the default menus, the joke is he normally changes it to something about your cat, but he didn't this time. It's like an anti joke.
@drdca82635 ай бұрын
@@GigsTaggart Thanks, I hadn’t looked at the menus
@Alex-hu3nv5 ай бұрын
👍
@youngpierre90275 ай бұрын
Does anyone realize simp has only had the black pieces 1 times in this entire duck chess series…
@NoomStuff5 ай бұрын
Video 190 of asking simp to play fps chess Im early today dang EDIT: It has come to my attention that i made a mistake in counting at video 174 (originally 173 because of the mistake), I have verified that i havent made any other mistakes while counting and have edited every comment since video 174 to include the correct number.
@Adventurer325 ай бұрын
Problem is that has basically 0 chess skill involved as captures are all determined by FPS skill
@MoonGlow225 ай бұрын
Fps chess sucks tho, white can easily win by bringing queen out and take King in like 4 moves or so And there is nothing Black can do to prevent it
@NoomStuff5 ай бұрын
@@MoonGlow22 I know about the flaws of fps chess, i started this as a joke but ive been going for too long to stop now lol.
@Rafael-w4j5 ай бұрын
FPS is the worst game of chess ever.
@Taevec5 ай бұрын
11 min video?🤨 Bruh, you had one job.🤦♀️
@Knighterforker5 ай бұрын
Day 50 Chess, but the game must end in a Bishop and knight checkmate