Perfect Plan Go To Waste

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[@mastrheartsxiii]

“No way my Asian brain forgets that limited amount of information” bold words from a man who can’t count to 5

[@Danyko33]

...Nor 6 with the vertical rook move in his previous video.

[@jefez75]

simp would never live that down, huh

[@baroswista3504]

@@Danyko33 You two are permabanned.

[@sybergoosejr]

He can only count to four (insert song here)

[@WalacaVencano]

Facts.

[@shaunduggan8605]

he had 5 seconds on the clock and you went for a yolo play 😂

[@Umbreon-ln7fe]

We've already established that Simp doesn't fully understand the concept of 5

[@shock746]

as we should all be well aware by now @ChessSimp is not a coward

[@ShannaroCold]

@@shock746 This.

[@doccon8]

This really is the police. You committed violence first and then proceeded to commit more violence against anyone who fought back.

[@mikkosimonen]

STOP RESISTING!!! 👮‍♂️

[@HalberCon]

If the person refuses to cooperate with him what else are they supposed to do?

[@RayleeRaven567]

so far, we have 3 phrases that determines the video outcomes: "sounds absolutely impossible" "he should be able to see" "in this position, something unexpected happened" what's next, simp?

[@GDProxified]

"but who plays like that anyway? RIGHT?"

[@RayleeRaven567]

@@GDProxified even this one is pretty ambiguous at times

[@tigerseye1202]

There's also "Sounds way too easy."

[@wittingcave5591]

“I never had doubt.” I don’t think it is similar to other three, though.

[@TheTrooper1878]

@@wittingcave5591 Yeah, it's different and is in the same category as ,,very convinient"

[@Desslosh]

Saying "fianchetto" with an Italian voice is one of the best recurring jokes of this channel

[@bartolhrg7609]

I don't get it

[@demitassespoongamingtalkvo3396]

@@bartolhrg7609 The British TTS can't say "fianchetto" right.

[@n484l3iehugtil]

The voice always sounded Chinese to me

[@jruler93]

"No way he can't see [names more than three moves]" is a surefire way to end the video.

[@9nikolai]

Mate in eleven was seen though, of course

[@paumb64]

That last capture with 1 second left felt really personal

[@das_9677]

Ah, the KZbin mobile spoilers...

[@somerandomnon-importantper3219]

​@@das_9677 Then don't look at the text and just maximize the video immediately. It's that simple

[@poochycosme]

@@das_9677that's why we need ANTI SPOILER BARRIER

[@airprime5063]

I'm convinced he throws these games on purpose just for the content

[@rifflesby]

Absolutely. That finish was both comedy, and guaranteed to generate hundreds of comments from people who don’t get it.

[@ToroHarfang]

I think some people forget this is blitz chess. He had around 15s left on his own clock and is making decisions a lot faster than the video shows, so sometimes he makes plays he thinks are smart (because they kind of are) but accidentally ruin the video's rules. Though I agree sometimes he definitely does certain moves for comedy.

[@autumnalbreeze8677]

DOMAIN EXPANSION: UNPAID ACTOR

[@theominouspigeon]

years of academy training wasted

[@TheTrooper1878]

@@bMeercat The opponent had limited time and sometimes such moves make them panic and run out of time. Also because it's funny and because he is not a coward

[@TheLithp]

It really wasn't funny.

[@sandalkumelayang]

if i had time, i would count every time simp overestimating his opponent

[@GTron13]

Probably more than 5, which is higher than Simp can count

[@qwertyqwert2818]

0:38 "No way my Asian brain forgets that limited amount of information” "4 = 5" - Chess simp

[@Engage_lol]

Engagement wise, g4 unquestionably exhibits exceptional brilliancy

[@juanjosebelmontesanchez6258]

Meanwhile me just qf3+ Bg5+# 😅

[@karlmilton1293]

The only problem is that even though you and i saw that...he is still better than us because we are viewers. 😢​@@juanjosebelmontesanchez6258

[@blank4502]

5:48 the best part is there's just Qf3-Qh3#

[@reminderIknows]

there's a queen on f3? I must be blind

[@blank4502]

@@reminderIknows that's not what I said. The first was not the origin of a move, but the ending a move. Qf3 followed by Qh3.

[@db7541]

The challenge says piece, not enemy piece. So it’s basically saying nothing can be taken at all, because otherwise there will always be a piece on the board that has previously captured.

[@GuardDaos64]

Well, originally, it says pieces, not pawns. So the cycle of violence can end once a wanted piece is taken by a pawn. I think that version of the challenge might actually have been more interesting.

[@timebuddy5092]

100 rated chess but you have to get a doubly disambiguated bishop capture checkmate

[@atoucangirl]

ngl that felt like throwing

[@depotheose7890]

"There is no way my asian brain fails to memorize such a limited information" thats rich coming from someone who cant count to 5 😂

[@lsj8]

This challenge as written is technically only winnable if no captures occur. The first capture sets off a unending chain of violence that must be done before then end of the game. A captures. So A must be captured (say by B), so B must be captured by C, and then C by D, and so on. Perhaps the challenge meant only opponent's pieces that captured (the bad guys) and must then be captured (arrested) by Simp (as Simp reinterpreted it).

[@Olothur]

(not pawns)

[@Sior-person]

You can’t just say “domain expansion” 😭

[@digitaldragon7907]

Domain expansion: chess army

[@joda7697]

Even if that weren't a 100 rated player, he had under 5 seconds left to think, of course he didn't see that.

[@stupiditiusmaximus]

Just drawing from repition of moves or flagging ❌️ Expecting a 100 elo player to see a mate in 4 which starts with a pawn sacrifice ✅️

[@thelol6802]

That 100 rated player obviously saw a mate in 11 a few moves earlier, ofc he should be able to see a simple mate in 4. /s

[@Charles-In-Charge]

My man was about to lose on time anyways and you handed him the option to make you lose your challenge

[@dipperjc]

Saw that end coming just from seeing how little time the opponent had left on his clock. He was panicking at that point.

[@cobble3231]

I like how accurate this challenge is. When the cops, white, take a piece it's a "capture" but when the black pieces do it, it's "committing violence".

[@coreyeverett5500]

"But I mean he should be able to see-" NO. He CAN'T see that move! He's 100 rated! HE JUST SEES THE FREE PAWN! STOP!

[@trivium6720]

that's the joke

[@258thHiGuy]

"You are the cops" he starts as the white pieces

[@JannPoo]

Chess Simp: "Barely an inconvenience." Me: "Oh, really?!"

[@Eira_99]

When he had so little time left you really shouldn't have taken the risk.

[@patchey8019]

You could have won on time

[@Vathorus]

"... but that's what a coward would do"

[@Those_Weirdos]

You can't give my cat a speeding ticket, you can't catch her.

[@spexorda9754]

I wasn't ready for domain expansion

[@gamefacierglitches]

Right before the throwing g4, you had: 24. Qf3+ Kh4 (forced) 25. Qh3# Close...

[@retrorygaming]

As a Chess beginner, I can confirm I indeed did not see the checkmate in 11 nor did I see the checkmate in 1 at first.

[@RedIsntHome]

2:00 Damn,didn't know the cops knew Domain Expansion,or that they were ecen sorcerers in general!

[@nickstoltz8817]

My man said "domain expansion", certified JJK watcher identified.

[@bedsgaming9499]

Did Simp just not see 24. Qf3+ Kh4 25. Bg5# or what?

[@TheSmartboy64]

When the clock was at 1 second for winning the challenge. I congratulate you sir.

[@ButchLeColosse]

Simp is a fool for ending his own video.

[@peterstangl8295]

Guys, guys, you don't get it! That was actually a brilliant move from Simp, because it boosts engagement. Now everybody is commenting about it.

[@AlphactoryAT]

very unusually, I'm actually counting this as mission accomplished.

[@hugoarnout-mc5mm]

0:36 remember when you failled to count to 5 ?

[@AkkedisZA]

Hah! No speeding tickets for my cats.

[@Flechashe]

This challenge as it's written is impossible if any piece is captured. It doesn't specify that when a piece captures a violent piece, it doesn't become violent itself, so once the first capture is made it's impossible to reduce the number of violent pieces below 1.

[@raddrew42]

technically, checkmate is basically ensuring that the king would be captured next turn no matter what the king and the other pieces do, so the king capturing any piece is actually perfectly fine because the whole goal of chess is to "capture" the king anyway.

[@someaccount5200]

We all know chess simp can make all these mate calculations, but still cant fathom the number 5

[@emersonarriety]

Tired: Winning the challenge by flagging your opponent Wired: Throwing the challenge to make your viewers mald

[@user-ti4di1uh2d]

Very simple textbook mate in 3 that doesn’t blunder the video were missed. At 5:48 just play Qf3+ g3+ and either hxg3# with a double check or Ng4# with a backward knight move.

[@sanketower]

That was a much better way to end the video than completing the challenge, good stuff. PS: ain't no way he playing cops with white pieces against black ones 💀💀

[@bevondejongh9943]

Chess but you are a criminal, your first piece or pawn to capture a piece must be protected from your opponents pieces (the cops)

[@CowCommando]

Sooooo, according to the rules, this challenge is impossible unless no piece ever captures. It doesn't say that he has to retake the _opponents_ pieces that capture. It says, "if a piece commits violence." That means that Simp's pieces also must be captured before winning is allowed. That said, I agree with the interpretation that it's only the opponent's pieces that need to be captured.

[@waywardson4472]

“No way this 144 doesn’t see a checkmate in 6 and know how to counter it.”

[@Olothur]

Ah, diplomatic immunity.

[@tdubmorris5757]

you lost the challenge with the opponent having less then 2 seconds left gg

[@kronosbot5]

Barely an inconvenience indeed... Excellent work as always.

[@DuffTerrall]

"No man is above the law!" "Sir, this is a monarchy."

[@arifezwan8893]

He sees the final checkmate. He just had nothing to lose.

[@RonPaul42069]

I was so hoping the opponent would run out of time

[@Moleoflands]

You just needed throw in a random check and he's timed out lol

[@Exponaut_R-01]

I mean that was YOUR challenge to fail…

[@AdmiralADD]

Qf3+ Kh4 g3 was a more obvious forced set of moves with no risk and multiple mates. If Kh3, Ng5#, and if Bxg3, hxg3#.

[@no_name4796]

Easy way to win this challenge: get to the endgame quickly and leave the opponent with just the king. You MUST avoid thr opponent king capturing anything, as that is the only way you can lose. Or you just interpret a checkmate as a king capture, and this challange is so easy

[@blc_cat6937]

bro he had 5 seconds left on the timer what do you expect from him

[@killerstc329]

In final position,just go Qf3 and Qh3 Mate in 2. It also prevent any capture.

[@user-ti4di1uh2d]

Ah, I saw Qf3+ g3+ (hxg3++# or Ng5#) instead. Not playing Qf3 is kind of insane tho. That move sticks out like a sore thumb.

[@truemazafaka9978]

Final capture was expected

[@GerhardTreibheit]

This music made me escape from prison. All the guards are watching chess simp

[@tobiaswilson5994]

You played the challenge wrong. It wasn’t just affecting your opponent’s pieces, it was your pieces as well.

[@snomcultist189]

5s on his clock and simp throws

[@Matthew-bu7fg]

Simp clearly needed to lose today to keep his rating floating around the 100 zone

[@kakahass8845]

He did that on purpose there is no other explanation.

[@davidtitanium22]

he sees everything

[@Weltszmelc]

DOMAIN EXPANSION : IM NOT A COWARD

[@epl_500]

The challenge as written doesn’t specify that it applies to only your opponent’s pieces, so it’s actually impossible once any capture is made because there will always be the surviving piece that committed the last violence. Revenge begets revenge? I guess it’s okay that only for the challenge to work, the cops are not held accountable for their own violence… waaaait hold up

[@bartolhrg7609]

3:38 a4 would be interesting

[@Showsni]

You know, the challenge doesn't say "opposing" piece/pawn.

[@MrMisterkrazy]

I thought the same, but needing the 100-rated opponent to make specific moves like capturing your own wanted pieces makes for bad challenges. Plus, knowing Simp, he’d make it impossible by interpreting capturing a wanted piece as “violence” so there would always be a wanted piece on the board once any capture was made.

[@tempno2805]

5:43 Am I stupid? Wasnt Df3+ Kh4 Dh3 checkmate in 2

[@jesioterofficial527]

You knew damn well that he was going to take this pawn

[@heiko207]

2:40 so technically, in that situation, en passant was forced?!

[@sgas]

I appreciate you sacrificing the video in the name of comedy

[@aaaa-ni9hc]

Absolutely trying to lose at the end. Goes for a move that will probably end the video instead of Qf3 Qh3 or Qf3 Bg5, both mate in 2 with no possible captures.

[@cubicinfinity2]

chess, but pieces are not pawns

[@theuseraccountname]

A lot of blunders in this video, "commits violence" means attacking, so there were a lot of pieces you had to take before the video ends.

[@anime_enjoyer5507]

too bad, the opponent sees the mate in 11 but couldnt see the mate in 4

[@NeverSnows]

Dude does that on purpose, i swear.

[@BigStrap]

We love to see the king throw for content 😌

[@tfosss8775]

Rules unclear ... "You are the cops...any piece / pawn must be captured" ... Does that mean Simp's pieces / pawns must also be captured?... If yes, this challenge would be "interesting". One of Simp's pieces would have to "commit violence" against most of opponent's army, then sacrifice itself and allow Simp's remaining pieces (that haven't committed violence yet) to checkmate.

[@DFuxa]

So question, 2:44 looked to be a citizen's arrest to me; at least, the white pawn initiated undue violence beforehand. Shouldn't it have been exempt?

[@jmagicd9831]

Wait, when you include pawns and opponents pieces, the challenge becomes no captures at all since the piece that captures a wanted target should actually become a wanted target

[@zetashadowdragon]

Instead of g4, I think Qf3+ forces Kh4, and then Bc5++.

[@arciololo7337]

5:50 why not Qf3+ Kh4 Qh3# or Bg5# ?

[@Rieper47]

You had mate in 2 per your rules at 5:50 with Qf3+, Kh4, Bg5#

[@electricfall]

Your Asian brain has already forgotten some stuff in the videos that came out like 2 years ago. My Asian brain did not forget that. Awesome video anyway!

[@figtreez]

All he had to do was wait out the clock 😭

[@NicoNotPig]

true justice of peace

[@kaiserruhsam]

implying cops actually solve crimes

[@RoundShades]

Right? If this challenge was accurate, it would be "you must brutally capture 80% of their pieces and pawns entirely unprovoked before the game ends"

[@kaiserruhsam]

@@RoundShades and 40% of the time you self-report capturing your own queen

[@eldonhill4840]

they do when they’re playing against black

[@doomcat6426]

ACABAC all cops are bad at chess

[@aluisiopires6141]

Qf3+, Kh4, Qh3# Forced, no way to blunder your challenge, mate

[@dawsonwu7272]

if only there was LESS time....

[@Noaxsette]

Somewhere, Simp saw he was getting way more comments and interractions when he blundered his videos so now he blunders every one of those :D

[@paulamarina04]

**ends own video while having M2 and with oponent having 1 second left**