This Was Almost My Most Embarrassing Moment in Grappling

[@russellmclaurin1380]

I'm glad this came up cause this is secretly one of my phobias. I'm afraid to eat during the day if I have Jiu Jitsu at night cause I don't want someone to knee on belly me and push all of it out. I do wonder how often this happens.

[@tomsheppard378]

Dont eat 8 sausages on the day of the fight. I had a job interview and needed to stop in a hotel and ate 8 sausages for breakfast I felt awful and spent an hour on the toilet

[@RealizeBJJLife]

LOL. One time after a good KTS I had to check my gi pants. "Did I just shart??"

[@juiceman7649]

I've seen good improvements not eating 3-4 hours before training the body isn't using extra oxygen to digest food whilst you train and you don't feel bloated or winded, I'm going to do the same when I go and compete again

[@bushcraftbillycan]

If I eat anything less than two hours before any excercise, about 10 mins in, I gotta go and I mean I really gotta go.

[@J_H72]

I can relate. I filled my gi.

[@Chewjitsu]

Man what a shitty situation

[@dzikus.minimus.maximus]

Sounds like you had a stool to sit on though.

[@christopherliotta5008]

I thought I laughed when chewy said "swamp pie"... But your comment topped that

[@jamieG170]

The day of my first competition I was having vicious shits from nerves and then my girlfriend rang my phone saying they are announcing your name that wasn’t a great first experience

[@Rogerdude5]

I attended the training camp Chewjitsu ran back in August. On the Saturday, I had a sausage biscuit sandwich from Frisch's for breakfast. Spent the entire morning session trying not to shit myself in front of Chewy, lol.

[@aWildNelby]

My buddy and I did a free class at Joe Lauzon’s gym years ago. We both had Monsters beforehand. We lasted about 3-4 sparring opponents before puking our brains out 😂. It didn’t help that it was “Starting MMA,” which apparently was a more advanced class 😅.

[@cozyjed]

I watched a kid in an all white singlet have a full on oil leak. And it was a smaller tournament so he was actually wrestling against his teammate. Ended up getting a DQ because as soon as he noticed he just walked off the mat😂😂😂

[@beaskeptickle2160]

..."swamp pie"; knee on belly defense

[@grasshopper407]

God I needed this after running off the mats yesterday with a brown spot in my pants

[@ChrisSlowens]

My second year wrestling my buddy swore that he got more energy by drinking Ensure after weigh ins. At freestyle state that year I chugged three of them before my first match… horrible mistake. Felt like I had a strawberry flavored brick in my gut. Absolutely got my butt kicked and barely made it off the mat before I puked my guts out. Never made that mistake again lol That day just sucked in general… second match I ran into the state champ and got pinned in a weird north/south position… and he wasn’t wearing underwear. Bad day 😂

[@accain1314]

He was almost Chewshitsu

[@kylestewart8176]

I just lost 22-0 and he had 3 advantages. I lost my head and tapped to a bottom up armbar that wasn’t on. This was on Saturday and I was just about to write to you on nerves I lost it so bad before I even fought

[@micaylapresley]

That's okay. The first time is always the hardest. I bet you're doing way better now :)

[@wikiwikiwee1]

Hah something to chew on? more like something to YOU on. *crickets*

[@youtubasoarus]

I think this has a lot to do with Gut Flora. Seems the population of flora required for certain foods needs to be supported in the gut, and changing it up too quick causes some sickness feeling.

[@frostytaco101]

Bruh 😂😂 feel bad for you opponent

[@cheekytitaable]

I’m seeing a market $ for BJJ diapers haha

[@patrikrepo448]

Both brown belt and brown pants? That’s how you know the guy is good.

[@nishbrown]

Same rule for going on a date.

[@martynasjuknevicius9221]

Or a job interview, having to hold a shit and be all gassy is terrible for your confidence

[@johnnycaralta]

That's the secret cap, i always eat like shit.

[@cherylandandycassidy8962]

Booted from Circle of Trust by not answering 14 Taco Bell burritos with hot sauce.

[@DonavanBarraza]

just dont eat simple

[@BJJJUDO]

Half a Wawa turkey hogie for me

[@newjerseydeals]

Wawa is 🗑

[@LibertyJefferson]

Ha! Almost... Noob. Lol

[@damvid21]

Meat is the healthiest thing you can eat but, if you go meat only, you will get explosive diarrhea for the first week or so.