Failing Out Of Kindergarten. Dennis Regan - Full Special

If you think failing out of kindergarten is hard, you haven't met Dennis Regan yet! We hope you enjoy this full comedy special from Dennis Regan filmed live at Dry Bar Comedy. If you would like to see more comedy specials, they are available for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App, available on all iOS and Android devices.

[@stevesingkofer8879]

What I absolutely loved was the fact that a 60+ year old man was rocking a place filled with college-aged kids. It took him a minute to get started, but once he had the crowd, he had them for the rest of the gig. Perfection! Congratulations, Glarbsttentenford!

[@justdev8965]

LoL

[@barrett5540]

I’m impressed you remembered Glarb’s whole name🤣😁👍

[@doaver2.125]

Sometime I feel like I should be offended being that I am 61 years old. What are you saying, we're too old to be funny? What, people 60 and over not interested? Lol

[@MDAdams72668]

@@doaver2.125 LOL if you are over 50 and still worrying about what others as about you YOU have MISSED the ride

[@queenjoss4417]

Really impressive, it shows he has the natural talent for comedy.

[@ekdaufin1485]

“We’ll try for partial credit here...” 🤣

[@routtookc8064]

partial credit to get an F+ !

[@CRAS7]

B-

[@commonsense8012]

Been there

[@joeyd4364]

Both Dennis and Brian prove that they can be clean and hilarious.

[@jaykaslo]

Are they brothers??

[@j.ochsenreiter]

I didn't know he had a brother in comedy

[@molonlabe9602]

Brad Upton too.

[@MrPAULONEAL]

@@jaykaslo Yes

[@bayoubilly5176]

Dry bar is pretty much that all the time. It's 99% clean...

[@genevawilkerson4245]

I’ve watched this routine so many times and it always makes me laugh. It’s so true.

[@michaelgoble8200]

I think he is funnier than his brother. I have watched this routine several times.

[@AM-xe4iq]

I was only going to watch like 5 minutes of this just to check him out. 38 min later, I’m 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AlwaysHereAndNow]

Same!

[@mercedesurias8670]

Me too!!!!!

[@arseneremy]

@@mercedesurias8670 im 16 comment likes in, half way through. LOL

[@Metalheadmike1211]

The comedians on dry bar are too good for Netflix.

[@charleneblack2792]

I didn't know they still made comedians who didn't need to use absolutely disgusting material or talk about race and politics. Dry Bar is a breath of fresh air.

[@cUser691]

@@charleneblack2792 Agree w / you ...the constant f-bombs from some comedy shows =a put off &unnecessary . This set was clever, well-paced , clean fun -[retail pricing, goofing on classes, Shakespeare]

[@jaydenmatthews4656]

I haven't found one bad comedian from this channel

[@jeevesgeech6836]

@@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective, I love Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr however I understand why some may not like them I'm not saying clean cant be funny I'm just saying you can enjoy both or neither. I just don't like people who get offended at a joke whether its racist or not PC cause its just a joke that's the point

[@Andyhoffman98]

@@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective.

[@jessicaazzola6703]

Dennis is one of absolute favorite comedians. He’s hilarious! 🤣

[@ahjmoreto]

"Terry got one percent. We started calling Terry, the Brain" lol

[@noahjchampion3556]

😂😂😂

[@og_LionKingGaming]

😂😂😂

[@IronStaff7]

God, this guy's school jokes are so relatable.

[@imman0328]

look up "brian regan cup of dirt" lol. Also, they're brothers.

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

I know, right!

[@jasonmartin9530]

yes, the little details about taking apart your pen and playing with the spring, watching birds out the window, very relatable and endearing, and great embellishments for the jokes

[@im1who84u]

I was cheating during a test and my teacher looked at me and said, I hope I didn't see you cheating. And I said, I hope you didn't see me either.

[@randomcrusader5632]

Them calling their friend the brain after he got a 1% really got me

[@MrTeriffix]

Looking out the window in math class for a couple minutes and then you try to come back but your lost forever man that’s so relatable

[@celticphoenix2579]

I once had a fluke miracle in math class somewhere around fifth grade. I was watching a bird build a nest outside and not paying attention at all when my teacher called on me with a question. I whipped around, blurted an answer and nearly fell off my chair when it was the right answer. She was just as shocked lol

[@becca318]

@@celticphoenix2579 .. 🤣 Would have been fun to watch that happen!

[@donnajohnson3334]

Been there. Invented that . L0L I actually fell asleep in math class. Dreamt the ties on my sleeves that tickled me was a spider. I awoke whacking at my arm furiously with my other hand. The teacher asked "What was it?!" and I blurted out "Spider !!". People scrambled out of their seats and they organized a full scale search. I soon realized what had happened, but they were asking me "What color was it, where did it go ?" I was embarrassed !.

[@windoffire7462]

*you're*

[@thetaekwondoe3887]

@@donnajohnson3334 Forget that, you play that out. "Black...with 7 legs! I think it went under there..." 20 mins of class conveniently wasted. You would've been a hero!

[@jlrutube1312]

This is the best comedian I have ever heard in my 63 years on this planet. Not kidding.

[@carolinegreen7043]

Try Jeff Allen or Jeannie Robertson

[@JoelB3]

What a special! Incredible storytelling, jokes and delivery. This guy should absolutely be bigger than he is... as a name in comedy. Super entertaining and clever, combined with the persona and voice he has is the complete package.. This is better than many many of the popular comics specials on the paid platforms.

[@alisha73108]

He needs a Netflix special...I laughed the entire time nonstop

[@darlenetillie]

Seriously..he does..super funny

[@catc6050]

I agree!

[@MrAlphaDale]

Failing out of kindergarden - Glarbstintonford - Netflix Special

[@jayden2u]

I'm drooling the entire time I look at the picture you have !

[@thatsyaboi8185]

He already has one... it’s called Garfield, cause he sounds like Garfield

[@m.haynes]

“If I can get out five minutes early, I’ll convert to pedestrianism” 😂

[@NatandGeorge]

who wouldn't?

[@travisnichols7892]

Girl you are very pretty

[@gatekeeper65]

@@travisnichols7892 That and $4 will get ya a big mac

[@Beaches_south_of_L.A.]

@I Em Hoo I Iz you're not thinking of his brother Brian Regan are you?

[@Beaches_south_of_L.A.]

Yo Madeline how you doin'?

[@oceanexploration]

Brian Regan is our favorite comedian for over a decade and with about as many live performances in person. How we didn't know about Dennis until this day is absolutely mind-blowing!

[@ashley5130]

This guy is very funny NEEDS a Netflix special. He's actually very original and relatable absolute quality!

[@robbie41090]

Not only is he a phenomenal comedian, but I love the sound of his voice. He should do books on tape.

[@stevenboxleitner4612]

I think he sounds like Garfield the Cat in the best possible way LOL

[@Nellsbells79]

Omg yes

[@barrett5540]

I totally agree with you. I love Glarb’s voice & his cadence. He’s so funny 😆

[@magnificenttrash525]

@@stevenboxleitner4612 glad to know im not the only one

[@stevenboxleitner4612]

@@magnificenttrash525 HAHAHA same XD

[@yoitsAndy1]

"No, I'm Catholic, but if it gets me outta here 5 minutes early I'll convert to pedestrianism!" lol

[@1969cmp]

....brilliant.😁😂🤣

[@em7pug26]

It’s honestly terrible how our nation favors one over the other. Disgusting.

[@dillongage7628]

@@em7pug26 is.... is this a joke?

[@em7pug26]

@@dillongage7628 I’m so sorry, yes thats a joke..

[@dillongage7628]

@@em7pug26 okay no worries I'm probably just slow 😂😂😂 I just can never tell when its about religion anymore. Some people are really that crazy.

[@user-or1ye3iz6d]

Can you even imagine how funny it must've been hanging around these 2 Regan brothers growing up?? I wish we were friends. 😂

[@someguy7258]

It took me like an hour and a half of replaying the section of the video where he says the smart question for the college professors using all the $20 words but I actually memorized it word for word! That was like 6 months ago and I can still recite it perfectly every time. That was probably one of my favorite parts! What is really hilarious is that if you start defining all of those words, it is actually a legitimate question that is coherent and not just a jumble of fancy words that don't go together.

[@benjaminnjatha3474]

And you cannot post the question here why please🤣🤣🤣

[@middlebrooksanthony5578]

I used to do my science teacher like that😂😂😂

[@BRONCOBOY7575]

“Do you want to be trampled or ejected” 😂😂😂😂

[@krenwregget7667]

"yeah, he's dead. Not only is he dead, he's in the way." hahahahaha

[@IjsBlice]

His humour makes him quite attractive seeing his probably 54

[@maryandwalterkeckich6219]

@@krenwregget7667 was my first

[@spacemama]

"Sometimes I tamper." Never a more honest statement ever uttered.

[@RamblinAround]

Dennis is every bit as hilarious as Brian. Great delivery.

[@LesbianMermaid]

I couldn’t figure out why he looked and sounded so close to Brian until I finally looked at the name and was like OH MY GOD OF COURSE ITS HIS BROTHER!! Came to comments for verification and found this comment first. 😂 I found Brian with my mom and we watched his “I walked on the moon” special and laughed so hard we cried and our sides hurt! so glad to find that his brother does comedy too!

[@carmonaragorn]

​@@LesbianMermaid same. nice childhood they must have had.

[@carmonaragorn]

@hayleyhellums now i remember a tale from Brian, they had to eat within 15 siblings jajajj

[@1MegaBubble]

When I saw his last name I was thinking, "I wonder if..." but as soon as he started talking I was like "Oh yeah, this guy is _definitely_ related to Brian Regan"

[@feiruzasaad7824]

@@LesbianMermaid ⁰

[@mistiinseattle]

Finally a funny, great comedian who keeps it clean!

[@melkmelo8448]

This is proof that not being school smart does not make someone dumb😂 This guy's a comic genius!

[@UltraSuperDuperFreak]

School makes you wise, it gives you wisdom (knowledge). Nothing to do with being smart or dumb. Being smart only makes it easier learning the wisdom.

[@TuongNguyen-te8zy]

@@UltraSuperDuperFreak if you could get wisdom from school. they would shut it down

[@snowlmaoo]

@@TuongNguyen-te8zy fax

[@marionholtzmann6872]

Right? Right!

[@magiccarpetrider4594]

@@UltraSuperDuperFreak wisdom ≠ knowledge

[@leobasketcase2986]

“Brian, what’s the plural form of moose?” “.........MOOSEN!” Love the Regans lol

[@jordanadams7475]

Boxen

[@kellingc]

I think Brian was saying that each profession had two of them. Two teachers, two doctors, two comedians, and I forgit the other profession

[@coinbuyer-8605]

So the plural of pers is person?

[@lenaely6146]

Meese?

[@daisywutkee8205]

I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE SOUNDS LIKE BRIAN REGAN THIS WHOLE TIME!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!

[@MaryRosebud]

I laughed till I cried! And I was an A student! But he got me. He described my school situation perfectly

[@buckbuchanan4902]

There is nothing better than a great comedian who just nails a performance! And I love seeing the older folks do comedy, because like me, they have lived through a lot of stuff and needed a good sense of humor to not loose their minds!

[@relaxjaxx4167]

“My dad had a reversible belt, I remember one side was brown and the other side was a whip”. 😂

[@MadNotAngry]

Boomers are the last generation that can relate to that 'joke'.

[@5PercentTint]

@@MadNotAngry not a boomer but my mom used a 1lb jump rope

[@Zuhfnyr]

@@MadNotAngry my man you sure don't know about the world outside of West if ya think that

[@rishijusia3050]

@@MadNotAngry Western white people* The rest of the world still pulls out the belt.

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

I live in the south. We still have belts AND switches. For those of you not from the country, a switch is a long thin branch that you’re forced by your parent to pick out from the nearby underbrush to be hit in the legs/buttock area. I’ve only been switched once... I’ve had stupider cousins who kept getting in trouble and my mom and her siblings dealt with my grandpa.

[@constructapex2021]

"I took algebra 1 three times, thats addition"

[@PepsiFuture]

construct apex technically multiplication

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

XD

[@softgoodsint]

French for me - I tell people I took three years of French, without adding that it was French 1 each time. By the end of the 3rd time through, I believe the teacher just shook her head and thought enough was enough and passed me anyway ... merci, mon cher professeur (never mind that it came around later in life that i needed it, oops)

[@suzannecooke2055]

ME TOO!!! Then they passed me on to calculus.

[@josiahstyer1527]

It's not alegbra, it's Alaphetbra. y=mx+b or Ax+By=C or A^2+B^2=C^2

[@constancewest4896]

I just can't get enough of this fella! I didn't think anything could even get a smile from me today and yet here I sit with sore ribs from laughing so hard. Fantastic comedy!

[@margaretimmel1139]

As a retired educator, I find this completely hilarious!

[@JCSAXON]

The Regan brothers are too brilliant to pass for complete idiots in school! Outstanding performance

[@NatandGeorge]

Brian has the best I sucked at school routine! "1 box, 2 boxen. . ."

[@kingstonnine2393]

@Beau Primeaux I just discovered Dennis today ... I thought, ''This has to be Brian's brother'' ... love 'em both

[@jdunnatl]

@Brian Bandura When was the last decade that you saw Brian? 😉

[@yellowblanka6058]

I'm sure they're exaggerating/using a little artistic license for comedic effect like most comedians, lol.

[@jimibones178]

"He's wasting so much potential" is a phrase I'm sure they heard a lot

[@randyporter3491]

“Glarbsttentonford" the FUNNIEST thing anyone has come up with yet. That’s brilliant ! 🤣😂

[@bahayesilyurt1510]

*Glarbsttentonford

[@randyporter3491]

Gary McMichael I'm guessing your short list of friend(s) just fight to hang out with you and your magnetic sense of humor. Find something more fitting to your superior intellect, like channels that feature multi-car pile ups or fatal plane crashes. Dude, you are a joy, but we all marvel at your mental prowess.

[@jewellvaughn610]

@Gary McMichael bro let other people enjoy it please........

[@randyporter3491]

Gary McMichael - And now I see you are attacking Phoenix, for his "constructive criticism". Apparently you believe that you have an obligation to criticize and that your every word is "constructive". Yet when Phoenix critiques YOU, it's no longer "constructive" or acceptable. You think a lot more of yourself and your definitive opinions, than anyone else does, which is evidenced by the fact that you have yet to get the coveted "thumbs-up" you desperately seek. We realize that we are all expected to be grateful to you, for sharing your wisdom and insight. We realize that scribes likely record you're very utterance, so future generations of "mindless morons" may benefit from your teachings. But just when you almost had everyone in awe of your superior intellect, you spout your most inspiring and "constructive" creation to date... "Toughen up Buttercup" and blew it ! So, you can lose the messiah complex now, no one looks up to you. You say nothing constructive to anyone, you simply enjoy criticizing everyone. Then, as a final directive, you hurl a favorite cliche' of every 3rd grader, "Toughen up Buttercup" at Phoenix. That's deep. And WE are the mindless morons and snowflakes ?? LMAO !!

[@jewellvaughn610]

@Gary McMichael your a funny guy! But I am sure as hell not a snowflake! I just dont like when people feel the need to "hate" on something when they could have just stopped watching it. I was not trying to seem rude or "snowflakey". I am a female btw. I realize that it was constructed criticism and I would like to let you know that he probably doesnt even see these comments so what's the point of posting them?

[@steveng4596]

I found this a couple weeks ago and it is my go to laugh at least once a day. The voice, the facial expressions, the timing, the material and the mannerisms.

[@Julie1988HI]

10:50. "Reading, riting, rithmatic, rocial rudies, ristory & reography". Hilarious!

[@marciaprideaux3163]

This, from his Wikipedia page, makes me think he wrote it himself: "He is also a well-known connoisseur of pickles. Dennis likes all kinds of pickles, from bread and butter to dill." LOL!

[@RaininMortars]

Sounds like he's gotten himself into a pickle

[@RV1701]

He did say he tampers...

[@joncarbone]

My gf don’t like pickles. I don’t understand her.

[@theoneandonlyowl3764]

That just highlights the integrity of Wikipedia... particularly the important pages, that you think are gospel.

[@bernieweber4663]

@@RV1701 so he tamps in pickles then?

[@matthewstewart3133]

I think this is the funniest person on dry bar. Need more Dennis!

[@mickib1592]

Then check out his channel, That Darn Dennis. Some videos of other stand-up gigs, but more thematic vids about various topics. My faves are "Self Propelled"; 'The Haven" (his hilarious take on Poe's "The Raven") and more. Enjoy!

[@michaelwargo5301]

@@mickib1592 check out his brother Brian..." Brian Regan ".... Non stop til you cry.... awesome

[@mickib1592]

@@michaelwargo5301 Way ahead of you, bruh! Seen Brian 15 times since 2008 and - bliss!, three of those times Dennis opened! Best of all, they are both as cool, sweet and genuine in real life as on stage. The real deals!! "Happy 8 Day!" 👍

[@katydid2k]

Agreed: hilarious.

[@franchardim325]

I worked with Dennis at Eastern airlines. We were skycaps at Miami airport. He was funny then too!

[@sandykelting9548]

I now have a headache, sore(non-existent) tummy muscles, and red eyes from tears. I've not felt this good in a looonnngg time!!!! You are amazingly funny! Please spread your "contagion" . The world needs to remember its sixth sense - HUMOR🤪!

[@lisasmith7474]

Hands down the most convoluted question to a teacher ever!! 🤣🤣 I bet the teacher looked out the window and got lost before the end. Yeah teacher , now you know how kids feel.

[@floridausa6142]

I like the way he moves on fast with his different jokes. He's great .

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

Love your name !!! Lived in Florida my whole life

[@suttercane6718]

@@sarasweightlossjourney1432 love YOUR name for never having to be on that journey.

[@itsMe..GaryLee]

We went to go see his brother, Brian Regan, and Dennis opened for him. Dennis was such a good opener our belly’s and faces hurt so bad from laughing so hard we were exhausted before Brian even entered the stage! Best show ever!

[@Tis-I]

I knew he was related to Brian

[@tonyak2446]

I thought his last name sounded familiar. Both are hilarious

[@shilohauraable]

Their poor mother! I hope she believed in prayer! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@poshdelux]

wow crazy , im watching this guy thinking he reminds me of someone ... I had no idea he is Brians brother!!!! I love Brian

[@kapirk2244]

Really, really fun show. Enjoyed every minute.

[@darwest8833]

Dennis, please, please, please, I beg of you DO MORE OF THESE!!! , you are funnier than just about anyone ( next to JGaff ) and clean too!!! God bless you my friend.

[@HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP]

Awesome, clean, intelligent comedy. No Racial slurs, no foul language necessary. There's plenty of that nowadays.

[@Itsrunzo]

Where have you seen a comedian say a racial slur

[@HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP]

@@Itsrunzo Tony Hinchcliffe, Michael Richards, most POC think nothing of screaming N-word, Whitey this & that. (Yea, I know, Whites aren't supposed to/allowed to be offended by slurring their Color)

[@dsrsp]

Why you people care so much about that in the US?

[@godsepicgamer3825]

@@dsrsp because 1 lots of parents will turn it off if they hear that and 2 it gets super annoying and toxic fast

[@themonge15]

I love Eddie Griffin and I love The Regan brothers. They grew up different, so their language will be different. Many times they may say they the same thing. If it makes you genuinely laugh, I'm for it.

[@huala]

Accidentally clicked on this, so glad I kept watching

[@raykings5244]

@Disruptive Bee Oh noooo

[@spiritualwisdom515]

I always crack up at the people in the crowd laughing there's always one or two who laugh louder and harder than the rest

[@peggygallagher5802]

Dennis Regan is a Comedic Legend!!! Always loved his humor! 💜

[@jettingspeed8750]

"ARE YOU DENSE, its pronounced Denis"

[@colemanadamson5943]

Dennis

[@snowman374th]

Na just liberals around work time on their cell phones. When they get home they watch Hyptno news. So they have no clue

[@InfinityReptar]

@@colemanadamson5943 Dentist*

[@bernieweber4663]

Or Glarb for short.

[@JayHazel101]

That college professor "no dumb question" and the 3 R's scheme really killed me, I love this guy. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

[@valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953]

Yea the college professor joke was hilarious. Thats something i learned in college when writing papers. Just sound smart lol

[@user-ne4nz6hx2t]

3 r’s had me in tears

[@magnificentmuttley154]

_Who'd they make commissioner of education? Scooby Doo?_

[@scrapefrenzy]

Best part, I was laughing like a crazy person at work...🤣🤣💀💀

[@lordoftheflings]

ah man, its rare that i come across a comedian that I actually find funny and am laughing nonstop to. Bravo ol' chap!

[@LowellAlexander-lu6dp]

Dennis is one of the funniest guys on the planet. He is smart and skilled in the nuances of his craft.

[@madamejb4057]

"I was okay with math, until we got up to addition!"

[@jakeedgell591]

It's like my motorcycle safety course instructor said on the subject of stupid questions, "If you ask a stupid question, we won't make fun of you, but we WILL tell the next class about it and have a laugh." That stuck with me through that whole course.

[@bh1422]

"I was OK with Math until I got up to addition" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@LavenderMutti1234]

One of the best, for sure!! Great delivery and some really clever material!! He says he wasn’t good in school, but his brilliance shines through!

[@jennifertung5381]

Saw him in Albany a few years ago with his brother. My kids were falling out of their chairs laughing. Good for the whole family.

[@cathryntruss8471]

WOw!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@minggnim]

"Well I don't know, and now I'd like to learn it."

[@noahjchampion3556]

😂😂😂

[@theskinny111]

Thanks! I hope this goes directly to Dennis! Great job!

[@TimJBucci]

Dennis Regan is the funniest comic I've seen on Dry Bar Comedy.

[@tolfan4438]

I really wanted to hear the second part of that question

[@thomasalias8492]

The 2nd part is "can a 12 year old boy get pregnant from reading comicbooks?"

[@geraldfrost4710]

@@thomasalias8492 "Comic books"? So that's what they're calling em now? um, no. But you can go blind.

[@dionlindsay2]

@@geraldfrost4710 Only if you poke yourself in the eye while doing it, which would be either a serious worry or a great gift.

[@Ludifant]

For the second part, I´d go with: "Given this dichotomy, would you be able to postulate these tasks without reference to any explicit concrete frameworks or different philosophical perspective given how morality is structured and conceived, because it has a significantly non-reductive interpretation of a largely counterfactual/moral frame, if there cannot be such a thing as a "quid pro quo complexification" because any given quid pro quo is the consequence of something else. So, any "untenable" agreement may actually be a quid pro quo complexification. One might argue, based on the metaphysic of the context of higher and lower imperatives, permissiveness and context play a great role in constructing generalized (or indeed predicative) frameworks for precisely this matter. In this regard, for what purposes does permissiveness or context serve the case of a person with disordered affective dispositions?" The answers to the first question would be "no" and "yes" respectively. And then if I were the proffessor, I would answer the second part with: "This is not a priori possible. The problem with claiming that some indication is adequate is that we know intentional action has been known to effectuate a disjunction of the intendant's mind from the resultant mental state, and can therefore not resolve into the desired state of "postulatedness" for any proposed meta-solution! Note that this WILL NOW BE ON THE TEST in a different form! So thank you very much, young man, for that insightfull question and some much needed inspiration for the upcoming, unexpected pop-quiz..." Bring it on... Word salad is my favourite dish.

[@geraldfrost4710]

@@Ludifant translation: "Would you like fries with that?"

[@CanadianArchaeologist]

I've watched this guy before but he is so hilarious I had to watch again.

[@Andrew102794]

Same he kills me

[@todaywefly4370]

This is my third random visit. Still giggling though.

[@overrooftops]

When I learned Brian Regan's brother does comedy, I thought Dennis was just using his famous brother to get gigs. Then I watched this, and it cracked me up. Funny material and nice delivery. Nice job, Dennis!

[@michaelrief4424]

I remember kindergarten. I was having a terrific time playing in the park and swimming in the pool and the next thing I knew I was sitting next to a bunch of goofy kids trying to stay awake because it was held during our normal nap time. I even at 77 remember our teachers name--Mrs. Blackburn. She was very sweet but I remember one day when one of the kids had a rear-end accident and the smell was simply horrible. She walked up and down the aisle trying to determine who was the culprit but nobody was caught. So somebody went home that day and their Mom had to deal with the mess.

[@fonyterguson562]

“Is that what this is?? I thought I forgot how to read.” I love this guy.

[@sarahfoley2746]

I was CRYING laughing by the end of this video 😂 Someone get this man a Netflix special ASAP

[@oompa_loompa1448]

YES

[@daisho509]

Can't believe this man unearthed memories of me zoning out in class and snapping back in once I realized everyone else had a different subject book open than I did lmao This man is a living embodiment of what my brain went through in school

[@pamelamorrisonn]

Lol

[@zincyellowmach1523]

His voice is just epic! That makes this set even better!

[@jeanettaM194]

I’m sitting in bed with a pillow to shove my face into as a sound muffler. This is hilarious stuff. Dennis is so funny and I can relate since we are in the same age bracket. He delivers a fantastic performance. Best wishes!

[@MylesGabriel]

Look for his brother's stand up...Brian Regan. These guys are hilarious...they should do a tour together.

[@abhisohal4556]

@@MylesGabriel that would be great

[@waynemitchell1076]

@@MylesGabriel can you imagine what it would've been like being their parents when they were growing up?

[@Junkman]

I wish I could make a woman scream into her pillow

[@teaguejelinek4038]

@@MylesGabriel I was just thinking of Brian as Im watching this video then I saw your comment that's awesome they're brothers I love Brian REGAN!!!!!!??

[@maskedbeauty27]

I’ve just started this video and this guy is already cracking me up!

[@davedetroit6475]

If love him his brother is off the chart, Brian Regan.

[@ataylor4489]

Peed on myself twice. Only 4 minutes in...

[@omegakrest]

dominique I bet you loved him by the end of the video, this guy is good 👍

[@redflame300]

@@ataylor4489 uhh

[@MatKa72]

I was crying from laughter! 😂 He is a really great comedian! 🏆🥇

[@oamadave]

I'm a huge comedy fan and this is the most I've laughed in ages at any stand-up - I knew Brian had a brother but I didn't know he completely crushed it like Dennis does!!

[@sunnybgk9374]

Those 1.3k dislikes are the people who failed kindergarten.

[@sunnybgk9374]

Research And Confirm yep..

[@kimberlyjones5015]

No kindergarten-straight to first grade Y’all are cheaters

[@magnificentmuttley154]

😆😆 Yeah, I couldn't pass the kindergarten entrance exam. I couldn't understand what "1 + 1" means

[@chrisscrogum7023]

They might be tired of American anti-intellectualism. Regan's whole schtick is to create a safe zone for idle, self-satisfied ignorance by poking fun at his own and eliciting laughs from others of his ilk. The laughs of his audience are charged with gratitude and relieved acknowledgement.

[@magnificentmuttley154]

@@chrisscrogum7023 So a large share of those dislikes are mostly college academicians. People who spend their time studying & writing abstractions & theories. And when they're at "work" it's usually in an office cubicle 🎓

[@joshriver75]

Thanksgivings at the Regan household would be a really good time!

[@xXG3TPWNEDXx]

Thoroughly enjoyed this. Funny as hell.

[@cherie6970]

😆 I love Dennis's Humor!💚He is Hysterical!💚 From the Start-I could not stop laughing!👏Listening for the 2nd time tonight,So fun! His situations are very relatable😁.And I think the fluctuations in his voice add to his hilarity!👍👍👍Rock on Dennis, You're a Gem!👏👏👏

[@elizabethwalton972]

He and his brother are THE two funniest guys ever!!

[@davidretondo2871]

What!? Who's his brother?

[@Waiting4Him111]

@@davidretondo2871 Brian Regan

[@nomeara2187]

@@davidretondo2871 You need to watch a Brian Regan video asap. Lol he's more animated and overall one of the best to ever do it. Seriously, stop reading this and go watch a Brian Regan special you will not regret it.

[@thecman26]

Could you imagine what it was like to be a kid in this family? Dennis AND Brian together???? Seriously????? Good grief!

[@blackletter2591]

Sometimes there was a Gavin and a Brendan too.

[@mickib1592]

It's in their genes...parents are cards as well (RIP Walt).

[@Razi98]

Wait, there's another??!

[@hauler-hx6gw]

@@Razi98 yeah, I saw this guy and was like wait... is he related to brian regan and when I checked it said he was

[@mickib1592]

@Raoul Fleckman Dude, I hope you're joking. In what way?

[@carlo6912]

This guy is hilarious and really talented.

[@selinam8805]

“Come back after two minutes and your lost forever” 😂😂 yep!! Thanks so much for the nice clean humour and laughter! 😊

[@606films9]

THIS WAS MOST RELATABLE THING SINCE MY LAST FAMILY REUNION

[@selinam8805]

@@606films9 😂😂

[@julie007ght]

10:50 love this guy! Was Scooby Doo the commissioner of education?

[@marymona76]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chinyerenwankwo1245]

If only he said rommissioner 😂😂

[@Scubadog_]

that school bit was horrendously relatable

[@DayeLaHookz]

Okay, he's definitely funny. 1st comedian to make me spit out my drink 🤣

[@mozartbabe]

Omg, I died laughing! Had me rollin'! Especially that two-part question joke🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@225kristent]

I saw Brian, Dennis's brother live once, I thought I was going to wet myself I was laughing so hard. Seems this family just has a knack for finding the real world hilarious

[@peteroz7332]

imagine their family reunions or holidays 🤣🙃🙂😂😂🤯👍👍

[@sorrenpeak4870]

This guy is a trip. His delivery is amazing. Whenever he leads into a particularly funny joke and his voice cracks because he's trying not to make himself laugh. This guy's pure gold.

[@giirlchan]

He is hilarious!!

[@stephenwilliams9923]

I had a moment in math class where I was looking out the window, totally lost when the teacher in a demanding voice asked me "what did I just say? You even have a clue?" As I looked up and thinking I'm dead meat the school fire drill bells rang out. Truly, saved by the bell.

[@sevensthricely2803]

That’s truly not what ‘saved by the bell’ actually means.

[@vladpandur1274]

I'd love to hear the kind of conversations Dennis and Brian Regan would have had growing up!

[@KenanTurkiye]

Mr. Dennis Regan, wow he is talented, even the tone of his voice is funny.......loved it! :)

[@raihanabbasi3535]

Best, clean, refreshing comedy. Awesome.

[@hazmania4794]

Comedy gold. Had to pause the video several times because I was laughing too hard to breathe.

[@juliad9947]

5 stars and a standing ovation from me 😂👏

[@garybrennan8391]

My cat has never seen me laugh like I just did.

[@joeslater2390]

Well your cat needs to work on its material....but i sure it will get better

[@crystalpepsi415]

My cat told me an offensive joke and I was very upset, until he told me he was only kitten, and then I felt better

[@davidmunhofen7889]

@@joeslater2390 =0) Good One! (0=

[@salmonella1073]

Gary Brennan I've never seen your cat laugh like I just did either

[@ElegantRose2720]

Who says clean humor can’t be funny?! That was hilarious!!!!

[@bluedarky7065]

Brilliant mind. Your sarcasm is unmatched. Hilarious.

[@Joshuaeway03]

That Math part looking out the window and coming back and being lost forever haha

[@caroshah6175]

“He was my study partner” 🤣🤣

[@payshi]

I laughed so hard to this guy. I really needed it too. Fantastic comedian!

[@alitteroftastypancakes7192]

"I'd hate to read the story and get an F." Awesome; had me roll'n!