Child Of The Future | Russell Peters

#Throwback to my heavier days🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😫
#CrowdWork #RussellPeters #StandUpComedy

[@rohansharma1342]

His vast knowledge about cultures & places surprises me everytime 😲

[@PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY]

If your parents from a pat of India, you are inclined to at least visit a few times. In US, Guyanese and Fiji Indians look like Indians and speak Gujurati or Bihari. Hence the comment about fake Indian.

[@kartikparoha7674]

In india every city has a NEW MARKET. it doesn't make any sense if she knew about it

[@CesarChin3]

For sure!

[@senseisoulfly]

I totally agree. I worked in cruise ships for more than 15 years so I've met and worked with people from around the world. His jokes about different nationalities and cultures are precise!

[@GrafMKristo]

Benefits of travelling much.

[@AmirKhan-jh1jy]

Damn he hit that trini accent on point. Proud trini here🇹🇹

[@thesolojourney8955]

“I don’t want one of these fake ones, I want the real one.” - Russell’s trini accent was amazing!

[@charmh.422]

I'm impressed how Russell really knows the history of the people that at one point occupied their country. And then when I look it up, its true.

[@srijanmukhopadhyay121]

Who occupied whom ?...

[@audreydunham4600]

FIRST FIND OUT HOW GOD CREATED RELIGIONS AND COUNTRIES IS MOST IMPORTANT.

[@CDN1975]

"That's where my mom's from, do you know her?" Hysterical.

[@vgetginas4736]

*LMAOO i love how russell interrogates his audiences! I swear they probably commit a crime they've never done*

[@mohnasinghkuntia8180]

That pat-uh-naaik part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SupernovaTheWolverine4444]

You still alive?

[@mohnasinghkuntia8180]

Diwas Rasaile yea resurrected

[@dOVERanalyst]

ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak but never Patnaik. Everyone knows Pattnaik is only an Odia surname. She's Odia. She NEVER said she's Bengali. If she came from Kolkata airport or her parents lived there... Someone coming at age 8 and never going back in 42 years, I guess it's fair she doesn't know anything about Kolkata. She sure pronounced her Odia surname accurately as we Odias born and brought up in Odisha do.

[@abhishekbasu6406]

Wow, Russell knows "new market"

[@sivaramansundaram9522]

His uncle owns a bakery in New Market

[@Animik.Rahman.9]

@@sivaramansundaram9522 it's called 'take it or leave it'

[@MinglingwithAI]

@@sivaramansundaram9522 Thats Nahoums Bakery at New Market

[@reach2prasanna]

Props to the couple for bringing their 17 year old daughter to a comedy show and being the brunt of the comedy and taking it all so well. I love to see Indian-East Asian couples. It's so rare, yet good to see.

[@maligjokica]

They are not that rare,they are called chindians,they are more common in malesia and singapur.

[@Q_QQ_Q]

He's from Trinidad. There's a racist word chinaman for them since colonial times.

[@ArinPoray]

Russell, you just won my heart, you mentioned New Market, brought back so many old memories of New Market

[@raprap1977]

Hahaha. I thought the Chinese-Trini guy was Filipino too. 😂🤭

[@Q_QQ_Q]

LoL yea . But philipines has Chinatown as well.

[@jasondmarajh]

His trini accent is spot on! Ahahahahaa

[@jadeyz6691]

YES ABSOLUTELY MAAN

[@Gunz024]

damnn i didnt know he knew about Trinidad and how we speak 🔥🔥🤣🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

[@charmainekhadaroo2872]

Why not?

[@uriah9638]

Why not?

[@frostlastyosup]

Why not?

[@aimanirwan7686]

Why not?

[@ProdbyNKA]

Why not?

[@TheSourav77]

Finally, an Odia in the audience!

[@WOLF-yk1wu]

Odia jindabad😂

[@DoctorSkillz]

My ex is from Odia. Nice woman.

[@gauravdua2042]

Odience

[@WOLF-yk1wu]

@@DoctorSkillz may be that's why she's ur ex...just kidding

[@DoctorSkillz]

WOLF She’s my ex because she’s an Odia? It sounds about right.

[@ShashwatPanda]

Patanaik/Pattnaik/Pattanayak is conventionally an Odia surname.

[@vrkidd4049]

More like patnaik.

[@Jejak_Pengangguran]

It means beside the River

[@SwastikSwarupDas]

She lied about being bengali. Ain't no bengali in the world who doesn't know about New market

[@TheSourav77]

It is.

[@trigcat3107]

@@SwastikSwarupDas She couldn't even spell her name. Do you expect more?

[@akuma4u]

He sounded so out of breath at the end LOL

[@sanket677]

He has a breathing problem cuz he broke his nose back in 1985 when he was 15 while boxing . He talks about it in his special on Amazon prime .

[@lukkykhan6834]

All that muscle and you said sounded yo lmao

[@SideHustleAddict]

I love Russel Peter. Can’t wait to see you live again brother 👍👍

[@vinjagvijya]

The child of the future 😂- good one actually

[@burningfirefightingfirefig5609]

Russell finally looking like a Indian Uncle...

[@alleftchaosbehind2745]

Drifting to sleep getting 1 last peak and audio and I Almost hurt my uvula when Russell said Lisa’s last name🤣

[@ttdred]

All trini's like this comment much love from trinidad russel!

[@Suresh_Kamath]

Was the show in Trinidad?

[@PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY]

@@Suresh_Kamath Probably in Canada

[@Q_QQ_Q]

​@@PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAYprobably USA. They're lot of them in USA.

[@crazaholic1968]

She definitely didn’t appreciate his Calcutta jokes😂😂

[@YOUTUBESUCKSLOL]

You know why Russell is funny? Because he is fcking intelligent, knows historyand geography of almost every nation on earth. That’s why people could relate and he make jokes about almost anyone in the audience.

[@amartyabiswas1682]

Dude!! New Market!... This guy is legit!

[@PrashantKumar-tz5lo]

Even a non-Calcuttan who has at least once visited Calcutta remembers New Market...Period..!

[@ranjanamandal]

Exactly 😂😂she said she grew up india also said she moved NYC when she was 8 then she is not india- indian definitely NRI. Bcoz it's impossible to not heard of new Market if you grew in kolkata I am finding it really surprising 😂😂

[@vivianisz761]

The volume is too loud, please can you make it ANY lower?

[@pedrofernandezpena2]

It also sound sorbitol or like the sound is played out of a phone.

[@kzop2847]

My volume is at 1 is Russell is practically screaming.

[@arvind31459]

@@renjithroy8422 r/woosh

[@TheMrCC21]

Okay, Grandpa. There is a thing called volume. This might surprise you, but there is a button you press to turn it up and down.

[@TheMrCC21]

@@kzop2847 Not even close.

[@CricketHighlightsNews]

How many of you noticed that Russell Peters is gaining weight rapidly?

[@ezioaltairac]

He had a thyroid issue for a few years. He had material about it for his last tour.

[@ieca6650]

Is this fucking important?

[@thecreator9913]

We're slowly getting the old Russel back

[@Razear]

1:05 That sounds oddly similar to every West Indian mom working at my local beef patty store. 😅

[@akibhussain3503]

I don't know why I feel so proud when he says anything about kolkata.

[@namansingla2975]

Because you live their dawg!

[@dOVERanalyst]

ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak but never Patnaik. Everyone knows Pattnaik is only an Odia surname. She's Odia. She NEVER said she's Bengali. If she came from Kolkata airport or her parents lived there... Someone coming at age 8 and never going back in 42 years, I guess it's fair she doesn't know anything about Kolkata. She sure pronounced her Odia surname accurately as we Odias born and brought up in Odisha do.

[@namlingsereng]

I wish I could go back there. Best place I'd ever visit. I'll go there straight after lockdown.

[@egali34]

father: we shall name her Bree mom: nah father and mother: *surprise russell peters face*

[@mj1_5676]

Nahoum's & Sons Bakery in New Market was/is owned by Russell's maternal uncle's family.. if I recall correctly..

[@typicalyoutuber6399]

Yuh Trini accent top notch Russell!

[@stevemitchell2252]

Russell Peter's is soo bad ass

[@rumayayad4361]

How does one live in Kolkata and not know of New Market? I transited through Kolkata a few times and I ended up at New market a couple of times. Great energy, yummy street food 👍🏽

[@PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY]

Maybe she is from a far area of Westbengal and the Lastname (Patnaik) is an Odia one. So, maybe she is from the border area but said Kolkata, the more famous location.

[@dOVERanalyst]

ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak but never Patnaik. Everyone knows Pattnaik is only an Odia surname. She's Odia. She NEVER said she's Bengali. If she came from Kolkata airport or her parents lived there... Someone coming at age 8 and never going back in 42 years, I guess it's fair she doesn't know anything about Kolkata. She sure pronounced her Odia surname accurately as we Odias born and brought up in Odisha do.

[@insaini87]

He's a natural. Every conversation he has is funny

[@nextlevel2426]

I died when he said the name of the city with accent

[@vwr777]

It's kinda cheap to roast the audience, but damn Russel pulls it off really fcking well, and I still enjoy this stuff:)

[@debanjanchowdhury2349]

We know New Market Russell.. lots of love from Calcutta.

[@madhavved2875]

Always a random bong ready out there 😂

[@dOVERanalyst]

ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak but never Patnaik. Everyone knows Pattnaik is only an Odia surname. She's Odia. She NEVER said she's Bengali. If she came from Kolkata airport or her parents lived there... Someone coming at age 8 and never going back in 42 years, I guess it's fair she doesn't know anything about Kolkata. She sure pronounced her Odia surname accurately as we Odias born and brought up in Odisha do.

Volume is too low.

[@invisibleman1980]

Indian guys never reserved your seat at the front row.

[@raywasabi2900]

I wish I could see one of your stand up in real! Tokyo please!!!😁👍🏻🙏🏻❤️

[@maximus63123]

Russell is related to the people at Nahoums Bakery in New Market..one of the oldest and best in Kolkata

[@spyder2374]

She pronounced "Patanaik" correctly....🤔

[@ranjanmaithani6263]

No it should be pronounced as "pat_naa-yak"

[@spyder2374]

@@ranjanmaithani6263 ya that's what I want to say....!! Patnaayak But Russel pronounced more wrong then her..!!!

[@dOVERanalyst]

@@spyder2374 ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak

[@dOVERanalyst]

@omer_abdul_azeez on Instagram No, Indians don't. Punjabis do. They're from North India. Except them no one pronounces it so. That's cuz every Indian might have their own mother tongue influence MTI on their Indian English accent. A Punjabi speaking English doesn't sound anything like rest of India. It is just one state in our country.

[@dOVERanalyst]

@@spyder2374 absolutely correct. Russell was horribly wrong. I've been around so many Pattnaiks all my life and they pronounce it exactly like she did!! She was right.

[@hasseaouled6032]

2:00 rewinded like ten times, laughed every time.

[@muP8085]

If he Wear thick glasses and he will look like that grandpa from movie UP..😂😂

[@kanegibbings5493]

Trini ova here👏👏

[@samsuzzaman7102]

Patanaiks are odia people... Russell is Anglo-Indian.... But Kolkata is the capital of bengal... That's why Kolkata is the cultural capital of Southern Asia....

[@augustine76]

Oriya and Bengal are same, people who can't pronounce 'va' and 'ah'. Kolkata was great, now it's an irrelevant mess. Culcutta was a great city once upon a time. Now? Meh.. just a huge mess.

[@dOVERanalyst]

ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak but never Patnaik. Everyone knows Pattnaik is only an Odia surname. She's Odia. She NEVER said she's Bengali. If she came from Kolkata airport or her parents lived there... Someone coming at age 8 and never going back in 42 years, I guess it's fair she doesn't know anything about Kolkata. She sure pronounced her Odia surname accurately as we Odias born and brought up in Odisha do.

[@hareneishnadhar]

Loved how he roasted her calling her "Kolkata deniers". 😂😂😂 Thats something our Indian people have; They love adapting to foreign culture and deny their Indian-ness and roots as much as they. 😂😂😂😂

[@musanganga125]

It's not Indian people only...

[@Q_QQ_Q]

he doesnr know it

[@mohanvvip]

When you are from a third world country and nothing much to be proud of, you obviously want to be in the winners group.

[@hellodoggo7434]

Maruti M nah, at that point they are just cringe and it’s obvious that they try hard to be part of another culture, it’s better to accept where you are from and remind yourself that u went from broke to where u are today

[@474bonnie]

I would not say so in general..my dad was from Bengal and we lived in Calcutta, and I love this city! When it is safefrom this Covid -19, I surely hope we can visit family there!

[@armaanmalhotra6721]

Damn he knows about new market! Like Howwww😂

[@harisadu8998]

His uncle's shop is in there. There's literally a video of him being a cashier at his uncle's bakery in New Market.

[@detectivedaffodil437]

love his trinidad accent

[@0dbm]

Peters for President

[@zubairsiddiqui9177]

Trinis in d house!

[@himanshunetam7253]

This is the very early I ever been

[@soumikchatterjee2708]

New market! That's just 20 minutes from my place!😎😎❤️

[@nuanced8225]

New Market used to be an amazing collection of shops with a clock tower and glass roof. Only people of a certain generation will remember it.

[@faizan5456]

Ayyyyy.. New Market.

[@coolrliz]

That lady looked pissed off

[@paulkhadoo2253]

Big up all the Trinis in the house, yea yea😎😎

[@andrewramkissoon2689]

Come to Guyana plzzz im your biggest fan Russell!!

[@khemrajjaggernauth1855]

That trini accent is really accurate 😂

[@syedsaqlainali5125]

There's not a better crowd worker than Russell.

[@kylekyle8071]

Trinis in the spotlight

[@Shunyanami]

Say it right!😂

[@swatimaitra7646]

He knows about new market. . Wow ☺️☺️☺️

[@Zeus11Nova13]

The girl sitting besides breena 00:51 is fine!

[@lalbihari6663]

Prasang hell yeah dude, dammit a man next to her has his arm over her chair.. seems way too overprotective of her.. I bet you’ll talk to her if you were in the audience.. what do u think does she look Arabic or South Asian or Latin?

[@Zeus11Nova13]

@@lalbihari6663 She looks mixed. Maybe Hispanic/ Latina but also has Arab features, especially her nose. The guy looks latin.

[@Q_QQ_Q]

​@@lalbihari6663she looks asian with big nose.

[@dryatish2102]

Wow an Indochina hybrid 😂😂😂...

[@shantanuchatterjee9056]

Quite amazed Russel knows about new market in Kolkata.....didn't expect that

[@harisadu8998]

His uncle's shop is in there. There's literally a video of him being a cashier at his uncle's bakery in New Market.

[@bobbyhood101]

Being originally from a certain place doesn't always mean you know all about it especially if you have been gone for a very long time,I grew up in a place that is known for a very specific monument yet I have never seen it up close and probably never will because of the religions involved!

[@70newlife]

What do they do chop your head if you enter it? Or do you shit in your pants just by the thought of it. I bet as a teenager to stood in front of it thinking of being a rebel , living life on the edge and joining the hordes of tourists entering the building?!!

[@vwr777]

Religion should not be a reason to experience something:) unity, bro:)

[@dOVERanalyst]

ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak but never Patnaik. Everyone knows Pattnaik is only an Odia surname. She's Odia. She NEVER said she's Bengali. If she came from Kolkata airport or her parents lived there... Someone coming at age 8 and never going back in 42 years, I guess it's fair she doesn't know anything about Kolkata. She sure pronounced her Odia surname accurately as we Odias born and brought up in Odisha do.

[@siddharthachatterjee42]

I am from Kolkata and I know the new market. Though its not new now.....😂😂

[@hmingtearenthlei8502]

New market- Every Indians who's been to Kolkata knows he doesn't make that shit up. Legendary place.

[@joanpashinsky-greve8760]

I love when he heckles his audience!!! The man is a genius and really good eye candy 🍭!!

[@Theboriaquatic]

She not a Bengali but Odia. Yes How would have she known that place. Odia deniers. Quite common.

[@PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY]

Or maybe she is from border area around Digha and never lived in Kolkata.

[@dOVERanalyst]

ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak but never Patnaik. Everyone knows Pattnaik is only an Odia surname. She's Odia. She NEVER said she's Bengali. If she came from Kolkata airport or her parents lived there... Someone coming at age 8 and never going back in 42 years, I guess it's fair she doesn't know anything about Kolkata. She sure pronounced her Odia surname accurately as we Odias born and brought up in Odisha do.

[@Theboriaquatic]

@@dOVERanalyst he asks, where you'r from India? she says Kolkata. you are missing the point. any ways, I am pattnaik too and you wrote never Patnaik, you don't even know Patnaik and type of Patnaik that exits. there are dashpatnaik, chawpatnaik etc. all have different significance.

[@dOVERanalyst]

@@Theboriaquatic I know that. Many in the comment section have written about the Anglicisation of Pattnaik. Different people can use different spelling but in pronunciation there is a little stress on the T, even if you write single T. The whole point is : She was way more accurate in her pronounciation than Russel. He literally butchered the whole pronunciation trying to be more correct. He was incorrect. Many have also said the most common thing of naming a city nearby people know about, when being asked like this. And, since when are we Odias not allowed to stay outside of Odisha? When people stay in Kolkata, when someone asks where you're from, they will say Kolkata. She NEVER SAID she was Bengali. There's a difference. You can be Odia and staying in a different city. My Chinese friend says she's Odia cuz her grandparents moved here. You never know what one identifies as. But you can't debate on the chance of Pattnaik being Bengali. Thats not true. It's Odia. Even I don't use my traditional spelling. My grandfather used Mohapatro, aunt used Mohapatra and mom used Mahapatra. Pronounciation in Odia stays the SAME irrespective of the English spelling! Atleast traditionally, (because origin was being debated). Someone can say I'm not Rama, call me Ram, dude. But he can't say Rama is the most inaccurate root pronounciation ever possible. Russel is wrong. She's not Bengali. Left at 8, stayed 42 years abroad. Doesn't know about Kolkata. Very Likely I would say. Period.

[@dOVERanalyst]

@@Theboriaquatic Where are you from and what are you are two different qsns from what I understand. If someone asks me where am I from, I might say Mumbai, for example. But I would never deny I am an Odia. I know more about Odia language than about all markets in Mumbai in 8 years🤦‍♀️ She was a little kid then. Spent 42 years most likely never returning to Kolkata. How was she supposed to know?

[@RICHOCHANGO]

Facebook data harvesting algorithm be like ‘who the fuck coded Russel Peters?

[@MoMoKKY]

I fuckin love u man 😃 💜

[@kevinseetaram3466]

Trini everywhere u go.......😀

[@jafferomar95]

Say it probably 😂😂

[@Hisham_HMA]

he really doesn't have content anymore, he used to do shows then ask the audience some questions and have fun, now he just have normal small talks with them

[@tmcuevs7988]

Totally agree

[@mohammedbnawthl9092]

💯

[@666vc]

he's just not preparing, cause all the contents where on the spot, imagine if he prepare jokes

[@hannisahps]

Most of comedian here in Indonesia do the same like him, they said those lil talks with their audiences bring they own joys and happiness, how they get closer with the audience. The essential of this technique (riffing) more than just create content/comedy materials, memorize it and bring it to the stage. I thought in the end, all comedian will be in this phase (imo)

[@anooppillai9621]

Its brings raw in your content than fake scripted shit

[@krishangisingh]

I'm not from Kolkata basically , but I know New market there because once I visited there and yes New market is household name in Kolkata for shopping etc....

[@dOVERanalyst]

I have been to Kolkata twice. I don't know New Market. ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak but never Patnaik. Everyone knows Pattnaik is only an Odia surname. She's Odia. She NEVER said she's Bengali. If she came from Kolkata airport or her parents lived there... Someone coming at age 8 and never going back in 42 years, I guess it's fair she doesn't know anything about Kolkata. She sure pronounced her Odia surname accurately as we Odias born and brought up in Odisha do.

[@srijanmukhopadhyay121]

Russell knows our bengali culture well.

[@Eslam.Ahmed.]

it become more of roasting show not stand up comedy show ! lol !

[@Mad21X]

He nailed the trini accent

[@shuklashubhang]

I love your indian accent man, we dont get to hear it in India

[@dOVERanalyst]

True

[@bajanconcepts]

I know and I never lived in India...then side look...; Killed me laughiing

[@alexcrawford5350]

0:11 Hey, that girl at the left side of the screen is from Wisconsin, she’s the one who met her husband at a rugby match!

[@troublekick]

Yup a big slap on the face who pretend to be TOTALLY foreign and abandon their origin 🤩😅😂

[@soumitradasgupta406]

She "mom - Patanaik or Patnaik" seems to be in transit via Calcutta 😀 - thatswhy she never recalled New Market 😀 - US Visa then Calcutta Airport. Apparently she was not from CCU - it's a landmark for conversation. Nice One.....

[@dOVERanalyst]

ପଟ୍ଟନାୟକ୍ is the native Odia script It's double tt. पट्टनायक So, when writing in English you can write Pattnaik or Pattanayak but never Patnaik. Everyone knows Pattnaik is only an Odia surname. She's Odia. She NEVER said she's Bengali. If she came from Kolkata airport or her parents lived there... Someone coming at age 8 and never going back in 42 years, I guess it's fair she doesn't know anything about Kolkata. She sure pronounced her Odia surname accurately as we Odias born and brought up in Odisha do.

[@jacklouis1800]

I'm from Kolkata... And new market is the biggest market in Esplanade.. tourist are attracted to it...

[@alexisxander817]

i cant be the only one staring at the chick next to Breena

[@mcbrolax1771]

Love it

[@Denny1946]

Did anyone else noticed how good looking that women was for being 50, just saying skin care routine on point.

[@rimsim01]

She might be from another state in India right beside Bengal, it's Odisha since "Pattanaik" is a very conventional Odia surname 😄 But I know people from my state generally don't identify themselves as being one! Sad but true!

[@Sabyasachi9697]

100 percent agree.... About to write the same comment then saw yours 🤟....

[@EmpireWorldwideTrade]

mom looks pissed

[@joshwarren7569]

He,s still funny :)

[@AnandSingh-jz4jr]

New market ❤❤

[@nabanitaghosh7268]

I am from Kolkata. And I know New Market😆

[@HardeepSingh-pn1qt]

I don't wanna a fake one....

[@wipworkinprogress1344]

Pretty at 50 !!

[@Rahul-ju4vh]

Heya...Im from kolkata..new market is very close from my residence

[@hamzahussain9461]

Ok bro shreeram mall me milte h tb