Krav Maga! | Russell Peters

#SaturdayStandUp I’m not against Krav Maga... I just like having my testicles and eyes in tact🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂 also shoutout to my buddy the legendary Cutman Stitch Duran for being at that show! #KravMaga #StandUpComedy #RussellPeters #MySecretVault #PersonalFiles

[@advaitrathi5013]

"You look like you've killed someone" he didn't even flinch😂

[@gabraham12]

Its s comedy show.

[@himanshuverma97]

Not the first time he'd heard that

[@Naruto-vd5ke]

@@himanshuverma97 lmao

[@a2ndopynyn]

Flinch? He nodded! 🤣

[@insalubriousdithyramb1742]

To be honest he looks like a crazy ex-military type. Russell might not be wrong.

[@SoundRayStudio1]

I started watching Russell years back when i had an Indian boss. Happen to stumble upon him and was like " maybe if i watch him ill get some new perspective on my boss". And it did. But it also made me realize these comedians are breaking barriers down and giving people new insights on their way of life. And that's why i love comedians of color more than the white ones, because without them knowing, they are giving people different views that they might never have thought of. I commend Russell Peters for doing what he does and showing people that no matter who you are, we are all one of the same, we all think about the same things, we are all human.

[@SoundRayStudio1]

@ huh!

[@blakehugh]

@ Try clicking on the 'Read more'. The period will be revealed

[@terefefeyssa877]

Demon D: I don't like His joke. If I was There, it would be a big fight. 🙄

[@SoundRayStudio1]

@@terefefeyssa877 oh, you poor thing.

[@terefefeyssa877]

@@SoundRayStudio1 : I beg You pardon? 🙄 How dare You say Poor to me? 😠

[@sadmanpranto9026]

: I work in the union. : which union? : Soviet Union...

[@Naruto-vd5ke]

*we

[@varun_4125]

Hello comrade

[@kimgayon]

I serve the Soviet Yunyun.

[@sadmanpranto9026]

@leafonabreeze He will be judged at the HQ of Cult of Lenin.

[@loam]

And the the anthem starts playing... xD

[@hudbudmudsud]

Seats at the back aren't safe either

[@aadeshchoudhary5842]

People have to find a place in crowd where Russell attention didn't go

[@winniebishh7465]

Nowhere is safe from Russel

[@terefefeyssa877]

Hudbudmudsud: If 8t was me, I would go to the stage and fight with This guy. He us very rude.

[@ryanferrer4339]

“What’s your name duck.” 🤣🤣🤣 I almost spit my drink!

[@fireteehee]

Tickets should have a "you will be roasted" disclaimer

[@harviraymondkv7403]

As a matter of fact, it does

[@a2ndopynyn]

They do. They all say "Russell Peters" on them.

[@sivaramansundaram9522]

They do. I have been to his show twice. On the ticket it says it you are on the front rows expect to be called upon

[@hashtagheelgfx]

Stitch in the crowd! Cool.

[@moaz6395]

Who's he

[@vipr1142]

@@moaz6395 Used to work for the UFC, was a stitchman who patched up fighters if they got a cut or hematoma

[@chrisholland7457]

Vipra Khalnayak stitch is mostly known for is work in pro boxing not ufc

[@damage0311]

He's a boxing/MMA cutman.

[@MazharMalim]

Lilo is waiting for him

[@bbuildingmarch7060]

whoever is uploading these videos needs to turn up the master volume in their editing software. jesus christ

[@LS-bw7jt]

They're filmed low volume for some reason

[@rftulie]

Actually LOL at the “jesus christ” part. Thanks for that!

[@wingstop5541]

- If Jesus could turn water into wine, I'm pretty sure he can turn up the volume. Pray?

[@riowinaryo18_86]

Leave Jesus Christ alone buddy

[@madhavved2875]

@@riowinaryo18_86 or what? Whatchu gonna do about it?

[@mainmanlobo_]

I thank quarantine for giving us these Russell Peter videos

[@afearlessyou]

I thought that black dude was Darryl from The Office

[@DoctorSkillz]

I had to rewatch to make sure you weren't trolling.

[@zmessiah5516]

i was just going to comment this LOL

[@Dbzfanofgoku]

Same!!

[@chrisr8159]

Stitch is there!!!

[@justing757]

Captain obvious is on it

[@Wanderer-zk2qu]

I wonder how many times he must have landed into trouble because of his own jokes

[@kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682]

He’s well protected. He makes fun of himself and his own people as well so if people get annoyed then they’re the a*holes. And he’s got tougher security and armed security

[@visharadrawat977]

So Russell's actual name is EricSon? 😅🙏🙏❤️

[@Gruntled2001]

Or Erikovich, if you prefer a Slavic angle...

[@loam]

@leafonabreeze so much, that light guy can't catch up with him sometimes)

[@Xryujfdjd]

Nope..it is Erection

[@shibinmi]

That's his church name.

[@ylnyk7342]

0:34 legendary Stitch is here!

[@neoshot101]

Editor please amplify the audio a bit full volume still can't hear Russel

[@leatheryfoot6354]

0:34 STITCH!

[@Razear]

Lol, Russell has an MMA cutman following him around too?

[@nikolay5010]

by the way, nobody noticed)) Did he joked on him in the full vid?

[@stevemitchell2252]

At the end he put that idiot in his place....priceless!!!!

[@jaycho6747]

Russell is God Level.

[@VB-tb9ys]

What's with the audio..?? Why is it low in most of his recent videos..??

[@AshutoshSinghSengar]

Use headphones duh

[@LittlePlant888]

@@AshutoshSinghSengar volume should be normal regardless of what you play it on, duh

[@raghavroy815]

His videos are everywhere now

[@damage0311]

Wow.. Stitch Duran in the house!!

[@strix50]

Lol at the name

[@RickSuaz]

He used to fight??? Lmao that was the best joke ever.

[@ajbvision]

He was into boxing as a youngster.

[@krybxby]

Noice 😁😂

[@LuCa8_]

Lmao stitch Duran in the crowd.

[@divyjain123456]

Oh wow stitch in the audience !!

[@filmagnoli]

OMG ..z Mongoose, Supercycle ... too funny!

[@vgnow6558]

I would expect you to communicate that better 😆, brilliant

[@marktaylor6952]

Super cycle rules !lol

[@shubhamnayak668]

Pleaee post video everyday Makes my day

[@Sheldonmiranda07]

This was more of a interactive roast

[@TekkenMaster1501]

Russel where can i watch the full show ?

[@RockWeller]

This is too hilarious!

[@exoticblondestripper]

Wow the audience so uptight, russel deserves a better audience

[@stephaniewashere9821]

He seems to be getting more handsom-er. 💎

[@39zhanna]

Love Russell !

[@moi901chen3]

It’s like he saw the comments about front lines audience got roasted. And now goes back and front lol

[@talentzone8257]

Russell is amazing 💖💖💖

[@LauraRibeiro-sj3ub]

So you're not safe even at the back row ? Well I'll sit behind my computer then.

[@TedwinTansan]

we learn one thing. if you want to come to Russel's show, sit on the backstage

[@dilankakasun6033]

That duck guy clearly has killed someone...:-D

[@Bob-ev4ug]

The guy with the long grey beard just looks like Osama bin Laden had a baby with Gandalf

[@nirakarthapa7873]

You've nailed tucker......

[@vatsal9005]

It hurts real bad that Shit on dreams joke is truth

[@Hades-tw4ql]

man I need the full versiom of this, where can i find the full version!!

[@riplex215]

I have searched everywhere. The only way to get the full videos of these clips are by breaking into russel's house.

[@Spongehops]

Amazon prime

[@973walid]

Riplex 🤣 💭

[@alexcrawford5350]

2:28 No way, it’s Craig Robinson, or Darryl from The Office!

[@alexcrawford5350]

And he’s part of a union, LIKE Darryl from The Office!

[@himanshuverma97]

I didn't know it was spelled that way. I thought it Kraugmagah or something like that

[@MedalionDS9]

Canadian Tire... crowd intensely cheers... so many canadians or canadianphiles in the audience

[@judahnavidad8250]

First rule of Krav Maga is that there are no rules

[@shibinmi]

The second rule must be nobody talk about Krav Maga. Although it's a common martial arts form we don't really hear anyone saying they know krav maga. If they know it they use it but don't talk about it.

[@Aditya-cd5mi]

God Peters is yoman! 🎊

[@ac81]

he was blinking very hard in the beginning

[@razinkhan5557]

I legit thought the black guy was Darryl from the office.

[@xxoffmypantsxx]

if you watch this without sound, you can really feel like it gets more dangerous every sentence. First a Krav Maga fighter, then a potential murderer, then a union worker. I wonder if the crowd stops laughing, will he get nervous or will he just keep going lol

[@rajendran30]

A good analysis

[@sarathkumar9216]

when you have no joke to crack !

[@afox6969-sus]

your indian parents wanted you to be an engineer and you became a youtube critic.

[@ankushshetty]

Don't expect him to upload whole show in free platform

[@Wingsoficarus90]

Krav Magra 😂

[@pangshe9257]

I want new &full epi

[@anujpatel9167]

holy shit krav maga is next gen brutal

[@jonahs92]

Eh

[@ahakim763]

Leave 1st 10 rows empty. He wont have anyone to pick on!

[@dss318]

Russell.. nothing is coming😆

[@aungthuhein007]

Russell, please write a book about parenting. Seriously.

[@nihalfrost]

Nice clip... Upload the full shit... 👍👍

[@johnasap777]

Canadian Tire still selling cheap shit🤣

[@hankhomaomes2830]

Hey Russell! I stay very close to your uncle's bakery in new market....

[@gurjeetsinghchopra5383]

Which show it is? I haven't seen this performance. Anyone knows name of this one?

[@Juicy0i]

Is that Daryl from the office

[@IqarP15]

No cracks about Archer or Lana or Cyril wanting to learn how to fight on Thursday's?

[@godspeed79]

Eric is his dad's name!

[@xoticeyes]

Lol thats the advice i got - go to cdn tire :)

[@omi807]

Is that Stich Duran...??

[@pinakidutta2885]

Please fix the audio, it's hearable but barely.

[@buckashish]

0:51 fact

[@michaelsylvester7272]

Hahaha 😂

[@Nitrogen24]

קרב מגע!

[@jonahs92]

הכי טוב חחח

[@Nitrogen24]

שיבוא כבר לארץ אני מת על ראסללל Somebody gonna hurt real bad

[@jonahs92]

@Dean Robillard "Hachi tov"="the best"

[@jonahs92]

@@Nitrogen24 כן! הוא היה קרוב בעבר, למשל בלבנון וסעודיה, אבל אני לא חושב שהוא היה פה...

[@Nitrogen24]

@@jonahs92 אחד הקומיקאים שפספסו פה בארץ כנראה בגלל אינטרסים של סוכנויות וכוליי

[@hip2thabone_da_sticky1]

"Hello (black) dude, i didn't (see) you right there!" 😅 😂

[@abdoalsakka6288]

Sameer Mustafah Raza stfu

[@lottalove2449]

Russell's father name was Eric REGINALD Peters?? LOL!! The most white British name an Indian could get. Am I right? (I'm not British)

[@shibinmi]

Must be Anglo-Indians. His mom's got a pretty white name too. He made a joke about it once saying he's Indian and his parents are and his full name is Russel Dominic Peters.

[@jacksugar4377]

bruh supercycle was something all brown kids had

[@1sttigertiger426]

I miss Russell's videos where he actually prepared a set, instead of the now routine and mundane mocking of audience members.

[@sirgarypeters684]

My guess is that he still performs a set of prepared jokes, and then he moves on with roasting the audience. Only the portion where he roasts some audience members is uploaded here, so that the prepared set of jokes dont get "old". Then again, I have never attended one of his shows, so it's just my guess.

[@ebenabraham3507]

So true

[@rezalot1779]

Mongoose is kool but GT etc from the 70/80/90/00??

[@SG-pc4sv]

Fix the Audio bruh

[@charminarchaupal]

So you want him to be a professional bmx rider

[@jung.k]

he got nervous

[@prasanth029]

Somebody

[@obied1182]

I miss the old Russell .. when he used to be funny

[@isaaca2312]

Indian guy has a beautiful girl

[@jonahs92]

Why do you have a racist terrorist flag in your profile picture?

[@tarielgergaia5165]

@@jonahs92 Which? Jordan or Canadian?

[@jonahs92]

@@tarielgergaia5165 Lmao. It's the so-called "Palestinian" flag, not the Jordanian flag.

[@tarielgergaia5165]

@@jonahs92 yep, Jordan flag is with the star inside the red triangle

[@tarielgergaia5165]

@@jonahs92 technically it's Palestina's flag. But historically it is the flag of the Arab Revolt and was made by Mark Sykes, British politician. So it doesn't represent any racist or terrorist organisation.

[@jawlatnet]

1:25 her teeth omg Black teeth? What she been eating or doing?!

[@LittlePlant888]

She has braces on.

[@jonathank4278]

I had a Female Bicycle. It had a \ bar in stead of a ____ bar .

[@Briannafrancis-e9g]

Is that fking Jeffery Epstein at 0:35?

[@mrashishshukla]

Why do you need to overwrite the subtitles??

[@murker1879]

Son of an Eric

[@theironshepherd7777]

Duck dynasty wasnt having it.

[@kevinb7538]

You’re on thin ice now Russell

[@2H.i]

why did you censored F words?!

[@MrJturner74]

Krav magra is Israel’s defense style not India’s that is why the guy isn’t laughing.

[@Vivitoss15]

First!!! hah I said it

[@adamgm84]

Russell, hello again, I was just reflecting on your cashflow goals. Once we get back to normal, make sure you collect up a 1 to 3-year runway to survive zero revenue over that time without affecting and/or crippling any of your projects. You could study what Bill Gates did at Microsoft. I say this because there is such a thing as expanding too quickly. Pivot, then fortify.

[@marks.3303]

Lol.

[@FaiSal-tl9kn]

Wadaaap?

[@normadavid1239]

Why don't you show some of your jokes?

[@jonahs92]

חחח

[@ImyManzProductions]

His crowd work is hilarious. All these little brown kids in the comments section not old enough to understand his jokes.

[@alfredoquezada3711]

Ha bully Russell couldn't take a taste of his own medicine!.

[@aeonian_harshul]

Wow there was no punchline, wth peter doing. Do good comedy or somebody gonna get hirt real bad. Jk just enjoy what you do!!!

[@akiontube1]

Well there was one.. at 3:00..

[@Isabella-qq2oi]

Actually this is not the whole thing right This is just a clip from his also show If u watch the whole show you ll see his special