Chill my girl is watching ! Boat Ramp Ladies gone Wild ! (Chit Show )

Ladies don't be acting crazy at the boat ramp ! The Chit Show at BlackPoint Marina in Miami today has been a total spectacle. Every Boat Ramp has a Chit Show as long as you wait long enough. The sandbar was on fire the ramp was on fire everything was on fire ! Guys if you like boat ramp craziness and boating fails you'll love the Chi Show. Get off my lawn !
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show

[@dubcoco1]

I'm here because I have the BELL clicked!

[@miamilifeorlando5111]

Bro that chick on green is famous she runs a thunder 38 up and down the river….everyone knows the “boat”

[@saltygringo]

The guy at 7:00 is the absolute winner of all the docking jobs I have seen on the Chit Show, HANDS DOWN!! That's how you are supposed to do it!

[@karaDee2363]

The guy at 16:40 did great too...

[@mariocadavid3887]

That's me at 11:00. Custom umbrella lol. You're the best Alfred. Keep up the great videos.

[@TheIrishd501]

Incredible watching the different types of boats that are there and the insane amount of money invested in them. Watching the boat with the three 300 hp Yamaha motors, thats like right around $90,000 just tied up in the motors alone!

[@-o-The-Duke-o-]

What the hell am I watchin? How did I get here? Aw no way.....it's the Chit Show! Love it bro!!!

[@debistanley2791]

I'm hooked on you're vids. The failure in having a set launch/trailer routine is truly entertaining.

[@nodayatthebeach]

Did I see a 7.59 price for fuel at 7:55? Holy CHIT!

[@hugogarza8524]

Get off my lawn! Love that

[@alfredvejar7769]

That boat sounds like a funny car ready to race 🏁 love that sound

[@12345fowler]

I love these boaters : most of them don't even bother to have : long pole and mooring lines so short I could use them to lace my shoes.

[@johnm2617]

I dont live in FL ! I'm in PA ! But I own a boat and like watching all this crazy stuff ! Reminds me of our lake wallenpaupack launch ! Too many people dont know boat edict!!

[@dinga11128]

That boat in the minute 5:10 looks like it was just arriving from Cuba.

[@dracoss8695]

Alfred I am not learning spanish! But If I keep watching this channel I might start picking it up.....

[@AlfredMontaner]

Closed captions are translated

[@kayemaness4082]

Did anyone else notice the bait fish scatter at 16:48 when he kicked the boat into reverse? Thanks for another great share. PEACE !!

[@TheRomans9Guy]

I came here for exactly this. Was it the boat? I thought maybe it was something underwater. Fred or something?

[@MM_in_Havasu]

10:58-----I see Fred the croc is supervising to make sure no one falls overboard or off the docks.......LOL 16:13-----Dangg...........!!😬😳😮

[@Cerus98]

18:36 much better.

[@ChristelVinot]

I'm so thankful the boat ramps I go to usually have NO people. Sheesh. People be messin stuff up.

[@mikeyd.234]

Viva the KING - ALFRED MONTANER! 😁

[@68dart]

Awesome , Thanks Alfred

[@timhuggins7069]

Let's try and dock the boat at a 90 degree angle.😂😂😂

[@clifflowery9559]

Don’t you just love the boaters who feel compelled to park the boat and completely unload it before trailering it.

[@keithscudder7136]

That is something that needs to done at home !

[@highjinx6519]

@@keithscudder7136 at the very least in the parking lot not blocking the ramp.

[@peterjacoby1295]

My new favorite thing to watch!!! Chit show is epic!

[@user-in8xx1xu5b]

Poor girl lol straight got rejected

[@keithscudder7136]

Who knows, Maybe she is the younger sister of that guy's GF ? :)

[@johnnytrades123]

4:52 LMAO

[@mp5kfisher241]

Damm i need get out their with my new Skeeter and show them my Peter!

[@rona-husky9019]

You are having too much fun out there Bro👍😎

[@justindolinger]

best opening clip and comments ever!

[@58music]

“This is one of those scenarios where you are like what the hell am I watching, why am I here? I don’t know this is on your recommended channels, not mine. You guys are the ones making a scene” Damn... speaking the truth. That’s why I’m here 😂

[@offshorebullies7586]

That hogfish is definitely under size

[@Sarabethd]

I love the male ars shots for a change!!😍😄

[@OneLastMidnight]

Love how at 16:50 the bait fish where like... Love the Chit Show!

[@Thorzon]

Man, that place is just WAY too busy!

[@tonyjessen8204]

I love this video. Will get with Jonathan later. Thanks Alfred 👍👍🐊

[@Poorboychickencoop]

Idk how I got here.... I was watching 4×4 mud trucks and then I saw a bloop bloop video now 8 hrs later I'm still here.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Sorry Jon!

[@ejrod561]

The best one yet

[@toyotatoncray3095]

that whaler that was bogging down probably didn't open the vent on his gas tank and he was vapor locking his motor

[@toastecmo]

Love it Alfred keep it up!

[@-o-The-Duke-o-]

Good to see the ChitShow live hopping again after all this C19 BS!

[@patrickpatterson5390]

Love seeing the ladies.

[@mikerich1164]

Great work Alfred from Longview Texas

[@troystewart7730]

You should get a 3’x3’ sign asking passer bys to say watch the chit show!

[@davidbennett7299]

Lots of shaken going on... Mrs Montaner does know you close your eyes when the shaken is happening..

[@Lynchfan88]

Dude! O.K. listen, I think this is the third vid of yours I watched in the last week and I might be hooked right now, lol. You telling them in Spanish about the message on Instagram regarding the Jeep is awesome, lol. It might be time for me to subscribe, lol. Oh, and the gator at the ramp at the 11:00 mark, wow!!

[@banjopickinchic]

Thats why you need a trolling motor.

[@BadBoats]

Great Videos Alfred the wife and I love them

[@NeoMK]

Too bad that guys girlfriend doesn't. Or maybe she does now. That was so obvious! 😆 🤣 😂

[@01122922]

Still waiting for memorial day sunday boat rescue lmao gotta see my own skills showing up there

[@Steven-hj6nl]

Highlight of this vid is not the croc but the vid time 11:43. The croc normally rules but not today.

[@Harry1s]

God Bless America!

[@malcolmneal3857]

I like the way the guy with the back rope untied the knot to get an extra inch of rope!! Lol For the first boat!

[@SUPPORTYOURSELF]

loving the chit show

[@michaelmaniscalco2191]

Your commentary is perfect

[@jamielee9350]

The "Old Guy" is back... 😎😎😎

[@mrsuarez430]

The blue boat @ 6:30 cant reverse in anything over 2 foot waves is it me or is the transom extremely low back there

[@Kapnwill]

I swear some of these people must open their garage doors after the drive through it. Let’s get to the dock and jump off before we unwrap a dock line. We have known for 30 minutes we’re going to the dock but I’ll wait.

[@ropete33]

Dude in the Century was like Austin Powers when he was trying to back up the cart in the hallway lol

[@darinkaintz386]

Hilarious Dude!

[@omgdbwhatadb5586]

That guy done "Austin Powered" that boat....damn. And why don't alot of these folks understand "slow, no wake".

[@cato451]

Chit show!!

[@Why_YouLooking]

While your looking at Wilma, there's a boat on the ramp towards the end that we missed. Caught a glimpse of it.

[@hayronalvarez4583]

No way that hogfish at 12:57 is 16 inches….

[@Tunatim1]

Looked 10-11” all day

[@keithscudder7136]

@@Tunatim1 Maybe as it dries out it stretched out, NOT ! :)

[@jofus3604]

At 455, Would that be a "splinter" console...LOL!

[@skeetermcswagger0U812]

@13:16 is a little bit of a froydiant slip; "...there is a this is PVC it's not the coral so much as it's the heat that makes them fail at the seams, the heat throughout the day gets hotter and heat after a while and then there's a huge bottom!" LOL!!!

[@tomkiefer2386]

I smashed the LIKE at 5 already!

[@tranmer32]

14:10 the girl crying in the background is the same girl from the beginning of the video...her and her man must have been going through something.

[@mikecube3542]

This chit is hilarious!!!

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Ah, the boat ramp: there's the young couple, newly in love; there's mom and dad and the two kids out for a fun day on the water; there's Fred the Croc...patiently waiting for a chihuahua to fall off the dock. WHAT?

[@briangilbert3494]

You should go to California and do a show like this

[@ngml320]

perfect video

[@shawncayton9205]

I hate bein that guy, it happens here and there, live to learn and these videos will teach 🤙🏼

[@roberto7639]

You know what else will make a PVC Inflatable boat fail? F R E D

[@keithscudder7136]

Good one ! :)

[@dwightbernheimer331]

I'm waiting for a "cursed" RIB to do a Black Point Dock Bounce... Good stuff Alfred thanks for posting... Dwight, Good Seamaritan Rescue...

[@keithscudder7136]

Never heard of a cursed Rib, but i definitely heard of the Cursed Robalo !

[@dwightbernheimer331]

@@keithscudder7136 THAT too. LOL Happy Fourth of July..

[@keithscudder7136]

@@dwightbernheimer331 Same to you ! You know, to this date, I haven't seen the "Cursed Robalo" !

[@coronaking812]

Alfred don’t panic! If no water is flowing around the hull you have no control. So coming in hot is not so bad some times,, as long as you got reverse

[@keithscudder7136]

Coming in hot means a boat is coming in above the no-wake speed.

[@spartwors4160]

Straight up blasted out ol boy to start with. Lol get'em!

[@justindrake6161]

Homeboys at 5:52 just pulled in from Cuba.

[@Soily55]

Hey Alfred, how did it come about you filming the boat ramp at Black point? Great chit man!!!!!🤣

[@citizentrucker]

the little green lanchita is the winner lol thats straight find it on the side of the road, patch it up and lets go lol

[@billc3343]

Alfred, plz tell your people....steer in gear ....but coast the most. You could work for the boat insurance companies as a "loss stop" consultant. ourboards steer while in gear by providing momentum, thrust or by stopping movement of the vessel. Add a short bit of reverse thrust ,,stop fwd momentum, turn the wheel to direct the next bit of thrust to get you steering in the needed direction.....then coast! they are all trying to drive like they are in a car! stop it...you could then have a hit channel of outstanding Cuban boat handlers...people will pay you to feature the docking. good videos in spite of the uninformed.

[@jthomas7904]

I swear that boat @ 18:30 looks like the new improved S.S. Minnow. 🤣

[@kylermcreynolds3739]

Wanna see boat fails go to black point marina never fails to see something go down there.

[@captmack007]

Beautiful flag

[@Obshowersyndicate]

Dam 8 people on a 22' scacrab

[@renelozano1060]

Fit like a charm and it was six

[@tomkiefer2386]

@6:50 he nailed it!

[@RPmotorcars]

I'll be in south Florida next month for business, I'm making it a point to stop by Blackrock and watch live in person for a couple of hours, hope it's a day your filming.... Great videos amigo'... 😎👍

[@keithscudder7136]

Blackrock is no where around here. This is all Blackpoint Marina and ramps. It's south of Miami, right close to the dump pile.

[@alexmikhael5061]

10:54 SHAKE THAT BOOTY .... shaking those tail feathers..... DAWGHOUZE!

[@leethompsonoutdoors5562]

To answer your question on how I got to your video was from watching haulover vids

[@NeoMK]

And that's the last time she ever answered her phone...

[@leethompsonoutdoors5562]

Love how people are sitting in lawn chairs just enjoying the show aswell free reality t.v lol

[@keithscudder7136]

They can't sit at home and see it, they want to see it all, all the time ! :)

[@ronnovaksr.3385]

Wow the last boat in love what was on the deck what color dress do you think that was called whatever it was it had shapes

[@josephb.5276]

I was born in Miami in 1972 now I live in Clearwater Fl, Matter of fact, me, my brother and sister were all born in Miami. Sadly, my mom and dad moved us all out of there because of all the Cubans and Puerto Ricans taking over. I see the transformation is pretty much 100% complete. That’s one boat ramp I would not go to. For many reasons.

[@timsmothers8740]

Wrong Again at 7.00 mins. Your Specialty AL Fred!

[@TheByard]

Alfred th guy at 10:25 would get 30 easy if he took the brolly down, wonder if he knows umbrella's are bad luck on boats. Got confused before that counting bumps, I could only get to 4 on each craft 2 forward and 2 aft. but hitting the like button the afts cancelled the forward ones. So I split the difference hope that's OK. Hey man thanks for that you cheered up my lunch break no end. Stay safe and dry.

[@keithscudder7136]

The sun down in Southern Florida is extremely strong at times.....

[@henryperez4313]

Hey Alfred, Naples Boat Ramps are waiting for you!!!!!

[@andrewblack7852]

Now I know why the croc hangs out at the docks!!!

[@keithscudder7136]

Actually two reasons, Free food and he gets plenty of attention. Ever notice that Fred checks out to see if the camera is rolling, he's a Hollywood croc !

[@lhcoolbreeze5753]

Notification gang!

[@michaelcollier4548]

I couldn't leave you hangin' with triple six comments. Had to put my two cents in. You run a tight show Alfred, love it!!!

[@roscoeschickenandwaffles6317]

Ship*

[@daffyduck9901]

Yep those two strokes they would do want to be run. You want to wring them out like a redheaded stepchild.

[@hectormartinez129]

Great video 👍 Do more videos with girls

[@keithscudder7136]

He would if he could, but his wife watches these and the couch is always waiting ! :)

[@jakethetool698]

Had a buddy with a bogging outboard: He didn’t know about the vent on the cap of his plastic fuel tank.

[@chrissignal8857]

Alfred I swear people are acting better since you been recording 😂

[@TheByard]

Their listening to all out tips or getting embarrass by being on the Chit Show.

[@keithscudder7136]

I could swear when the boat arrives by the ramps, they look over their shoulder to see if Alfred is going to record their F-ups ! :)

[@TimberTramp]

Pro tip folks…rig your back rope so it is 1.75 the length of your boat!😊

[@lisab3396]

@3:01 Name that boat "CLUELESS TWO", Skippered by Capitain Clueless. LOL, just push the damn Bow out and go around! Stretch that Stern rope guys, U can doo it 😆 @3:35 Is that Gilligan an de Captain on dat little boat 😱 After all these years, they finally made it home. 👍😁

[@keithscudder7136]

From the looks of it, just about all these credit-card-Captains I call Gilligans and their crews are all landlubbers who don't know chit about boating ! :)