Things Get Wild At 79th St | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th St

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[@andystevens7557]

Hahaha the two guys piloting the party boat are definitely the winners of the "act like professionals" award. Bravo gentlemen. Bravo.

[@howeyfeltersnatch7702]

Porn producers for sure!

[@gzus1482]

@@howeyfeltersnatch7702 Still being very professional tho. 😉😂

[@wolfman231]

I think some of the girls might have been "professionals" too.

[@brsalt3709]

They just knew they're 🗑️

[@paulhunter9613]

@@brsalt3709 there wasn’t a cute one on the whole damn boat, a bunch of sea hags

[@scottjenks7253]

The girls twerking on the party boats are like cats in heat.

[@tomrogers9467]

Must have been the annual “Sluts R Us” cruise!

[@tractortime9771]

When docking your boat attach lines fore and aft (before reaching the dock), approach slightly bow in (45 degree angle or less) and secure a line from the bow (front of the boat) to a dock cleat and put engine in reverse, keeping it at idle and turn the wheel towards the dock, it will pull the stern back into the dock, holding it there while you tie up the stern line to a dock cleat.

[@user-fb8jb5yi6g]

Great advice. I'm a noob and this is the clearest, most concise description that I've read. Thanks. Now I'll need to practice a few hundred times.

[@PayNoTaxGetNoVote]

Bro, you expecting people to be smart?

[@pbsavoy]

There were some amazing bumpers and flotation devices on the Red Pro Line

[@doug6191]

0:42 - the gal at the stern is having a long ass day, and it's just beginning.

[@tlgibson97]

I know the first thing I do if I see someone struggling with the current at the dock is to pull my behemoth up next to them.

[@marcuslinton310]

More like struggling with their own idiocy not the current.

[@thisisfun887]

@@marcuslinton310 I bet you nail the dock first try EVERY time right.

[@kaufmanat1]

@@thisisfun887 I know I don't... But I'm a professional physical therapist that goes boating for fun, not a professional boat operator that does physical therapy for fun so... Yea, not gonna pretend to be a great boat driver. Boating is one of those things where some have an odd ego about it.

[@fleuger99]

Classy party people LOL!

[@richreid7098]

About 50 years ago I took a free yes free boating course from the Coast Guard Aux. We learned how to get the bow in put out a short line then use it as a spring. A little reverse and the motors would pull the stern right into dock. That's how deal with that wind and current.

[@danielmartens156]

Kudos to the party boat cap't for that approach! Great job. 😁👍🌿

[@polyrythmical]

Well, he did pulse the bow thruster a couple of times.. sure makes it easier

[@closewatcher8586]

I bet her husband is used to apologizing for her.

[@chrisbingham9654]

And to her

[@killerb5726]

100%

[@terretorok6375]

I WAS married to a Karen.

[@kayakuprising5914]

Rewind it, she's fired up because he hit her right at after 4:37 and seconds. You can see both boats suddenly change direction.

[@jdgoodwin3136]

I moved away from Miami 28 years ago. These videos remind me of that good decision.

[@wrongthinker350]

All large metropolitan areas are the same. I'm now a small town guy for life.

[@WALTERpal]

Miami is fun!!! Unless elder

[@jdgoodwin3136]

@@WALTERpal Miami is full of the "elder". Miami is Heaven's waiting room.

[@SummerSausage1]

Why are the videos always so short? Surely you can pull together 20 mins a day?

[@rona8663]

Crazy good video Broncos... love your commentary... keep it up.. thanks...

[@ShroomKeppie]

Are there any cleats on those docks? It appears all there is are the pilings. It sure would be nice to have a few heavy duty cleats on the dock between the pilings. That being said, years ago I practiced throwing a lasso, a very useful skill in boating. I could stand in the boat and drop a loop around one of those pilings from 10 or 15 feet away. A very handy little trick.

[@paddlefaster]

My father could parallel park a Tartan 37 sailboat in a 39 ft opening without touching fiberglass on the boat in front or behind him. Current wind none of it affected him. I did not inherit his docking skills LOL

[@subgrappling805]

I’ve never been more convinced of the abundance of just plain awful people infesting Miami. There’s certainly some good people there…but there sure is a lot of absolute scumbags as well.

[@robertgascoyne8194]

So many rolls of fat all floating in the same place 🤮

[@rustyboy46]

Miami is a shit hole at one time and ok place to visit, over the decades it’s become to crowded. Yep one of the reasons I sold my KeyWest is the boat ramp idiots.

[@chrissmith1364]

I had no idea it was this bad, ugh. I think I will stay in Cali and endure the awful politicians. Be safe God Bless

[@subgrappling805]

@@chrissmith1364 100%…Pismo Beach (home) isn’t looking so bad at all after watching so many of these.

[@will7its]

@@chrissmith1364 haha your hilarious.....

[@noway990]

It's amazing to watch all these boat owners that have no boat handling skills, really dangerous to be on the water with other peoples lives in their hands.

[@falsedragon33]

I think the same. I suppose this is why fishermen wake up so early. To avoid these people. It's really simple too. Approach at a 45 degree angle. When the bow touches the dock, tie off the 45 degree bow cleat to the dock. Steer away from the dock and reverse. The boat will pivot on the cleat, and the boat will suck up against the dock. This is the only way I can dock on a 6mph river. If I acted like these fools, I would be out many boats, and a few lives.

[@largol33t1]

As one experienced boater put it: they're credit card captains. Think about it for a minute...

[@hatchetjackphillips]

I used to see that all the time at the Lantana boat ramp, and that place would turn into fight central fast.

[@azphilip1960]

Great video as always!!! Thanks for sharing!!!👍👍👍👍👍🙂

[@mrtankman1958]

I’ve never known such incompetence with boat handling

[@austinlemaster3230]

If you look close you will see the grey boat bumped the bigger boat at 4:36. not hard but did contact it. I can see why the woman was mad since they didnt really care about having someone on the front to make sure they didnt hit. i personally blame the grey boat.

[@wolfman231]

Karen's boat wasn't parallel to their dock at the time either. She should have been helping hubby with docklines.

[@frankrosemeck9898]

And they shouldn't have even entered the dock while he was struggling. They should've waited a few minutes.

[@jamespruitt6718]

Why did Karen’s boat go ahead and pull in when it was obvious the other boat was having troubles and drifting that way? Should’ve waited or helped.

[@AustinCraft]

I want to see the party boat come back in where they're worn out and half passed out lol

[@benjamincurry5701]

This dock is something special to sit back and watch from fights to boat accidents..lol 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂

[@lightskinxxvvxx7334]

Bro that Pro Line with the triple 350s was niccee

[@byronharano2391]

That is so good a maritime assistance by those jet skiers. How many times we witness no one take action when obvious help is needed. Why did the skipper of this boat leave the helm and risk the safety of everyone else is only known to him?

[@ShoreBoats]

Another great video guys!!

[@jeffdavidson8262]

Was hoping to see Mr and Mrs Karen haul out their 30 footer - any of that video available? Keep it up mate, thanks, cheers

[@wolfman231]

That thing looked barely trailerable.

[@mudproduction]

I grew up in the 80's launching from 79th with my dad and it was crazy back then. Oh the fond memories of the board ramp.

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Huh, so there’s an interesting POV, based on historical experience. That was a long time ago.

[@barnfind1243]

Yep same stupidity, seems pretty normal for the area

[@joshhuber501]

First off, if you see a boat struggling to dock give him space. Second, my wife would be on the step to help push boats away in stead of standing there yelling like a lazy b!#$%. Patience and courtesy are key....

[@michaelmcgee1816]

I like the way the two wave runners wanna play bumper cars with a big boat… Awesome

[@francoisdewaal2644]

We do it different in my country. Almost never tie up the boat at the dock. Drop off 1x crew at the dock, then wait away from the docks. The crew member puts the trailer in the water, and you go in and drive the boat on the trailer. It goes a lot quicker, less waiting time for everyone

[@richardredhead]

You're doing it correctly. And it's how it's done at any busy ramp in the U.S. Except in FL and a few other places, where people insist on taking as long as humanly possible, regardless of how many others may be waiting. Completely ass backwards.

[@timothykirkwood2241]

@@richardredhead Agreed

[@markgraves9429]

You are correct. Unless you are alone or without a 2nd to get on the helm you drop 1 off and get away from the dock till time to load. This is how we do it in Tennessee

[@JP-ou8yb]

It is ridiculous how these boaters crowd those at the dock making launch or retrieval so much more difficult stay back until the dock is clear and there won't be so much chaos there like a bunch of impatient vultures.

[@tomrogers9467]

Me First. Screw You. The American way - globally!

[@thisisfun887]

Always follow the rule of drop off at dock then back up to staging area and wait. Then once your trailer is in the water pull your boat right up and on the trailer. Connect your strap and safety chain and pull out. Then you only occupy the dock for as long as necessary. But that’s not how it works over there in Florida.

[@steverogers7601]

Impatience with anger issues. Likely the same folks who hate rules and laws

[@900stx7]

I'm guessing it's because if you don't grab your spot when you can, while you wait someone else will.

[@gcrauwels941]

I used to operate yachts during boat parades in SoFla. Complete chaos.

[@TH-bh7tx]

2:50 that girl on the proline boat can shake it! Wow

[@justinkeith3624]

I was docking the boat for my dad at 7 years old too! Ahaha

[@jamesreid5134]

I find it odd that at an ocean ramp where the licensing must be pretty stringent these guys have no idea how to use reverse to pull the stern in. The yahoos on jet skis would drive me nuts.

[@wolfman231]

There is no licensing.

[@survivalSC]

What license are you talking about? There is no license for a private boat. What state do you live in where they make you get a license for a private boat?

[@kellymchenry1944]

You are required to have a boating license but it’s just an online test

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

@@kellymchenry1944 in what state? Never needed one in North Carolina Georgia South Carolina or Texas...

[@jakenorthand1755]

@@ashleighelizabeth5916 a few do. I’m from Oregon and it’s mandatory for anything over 10 horsepower. Can’t remember the last time I’ve seen something as crazy as these videos at the ramp

[@MrTodd51]

You are providing them with the excuse of wind and current but the problem is a total lack of boat handling skills. It just blows my mind how these captains try to drive their boats.

[@thisisfun887]

Lol people are funny. Have you ever docked a boat in the wind. I have lots and it is not easy.

[@jb-il3vh]

@@thisisfun887 yup not easy, but it factors in to how you handle the boat. Clearly miami boat channels certainly shows those that have no idea how to in even zero wind & current situations

[@MrTodd51]

@lukaepeluca I could not agree more. Things are better here in middle America

[@108gk]

I guess I'll never understand. I hit the water to have a good time. I certainly don't try to manufacture a reason to be mad and make others have a bad time.

[@JG-wn7cj]

79 is the best, keep it going there

[@timgonzalez7638]

Lol...love the play by play announcements here

[@vladimirlopez7840]

Red proline looked like the boat to be on!

[@naomithreet6081]

Very nice video!

[@prynceal6762]

Boats n Hoz!!

[@Jah18769]

Imagine you get stuck with the rental after 1:53

[@robertgascoyne8194]

At 1.55 that’s one hell of a jet ski to not sink 🤭

[@TinShackVideos]

A tub of cottage cheese with a piece of fabric running through it!

[@Clawson_customs]

I have been teaching my two boys how to drive our boats since they have been 8 or 9 years old

[@barnfind1243]

GOOD Now enlist them in the navy and they will move to the next level of sailors

[@Bodine-ec8ms]

They NEVER Have the Dock Lines READY !!!

[@mikehoefer1827]

Alligator bait. Get dem life jackets on.

[@WhyDoINeedThis2023]

You almost have to be a Karen at the ramp due to the incompetence & self entitlement of others to protect your own boat. But that 30’ Sea Ray, i hope they weren’t trailering that out as the beam would’ve been oversized legally for trailering, but it would’ve been exciting to see something trying to pull that out.

[@gewglesux]

Either they were trailering it out or picking some up- which i doubt. But yea i would paid extra to see what they were doing.

[@missyfarner985]

I trailer a 30 ft every Saturday in summer and it's funny how everyone is sitting there drinking beer and watching my wife and I with our handicap son do it ourselves.... slow patients and be willing to wait as to not get rushed and we get it done every time without incident..... the marina owner in the middle of the first year of us using that spot cause they were getting too busy at the other one said everyone there was amazed at how efficient we were doing it.... Dunno years of watching and helping as a kid I guess. Some people learn from mistakes and some just keep repeating em

[@Harley365]

All them girls on that boat and the two guys are swing shirts at each other 😂 .

[@briancarroll8124]

That swimsuit begging for it’s life at 1:55 🤣

[@doug2616]

Most peoples time is more important than other peoples .

[@burprobrox9134]

Her boat is like 11% bigger so she’s special now.

[@OffShoreSniper]

Hey but I’m not special and Mine is 11% bigger than hers! Hahaha (33 Pro-Line Express)

[@jdtractorman7445]

At 2:30, all he would have to do is start the engine , turn the wheel full to the right and shift into reverse. It would pull the stern right toward the dock.

[@Thunderbyrd.]

These are the same people who can't negotiate a Wal-Mart parking lot because they won't turn their wheels enough so they end up doing a 3 and 4 point turn to get their Ford Focus out of their parking space.

[@bufaloesparh142]

Another good video 2:50👍🏻

[@walkingman9171]

LOL The little kid is smarter that captain.

[@4gailow]

Your video's are too short....come on Broncos, you have the best channel.

[@ceilingunlimited2430]

This makes me glad I only ever launch a canoe. I so seldom encounter.....all of that.

[@LG-ky6lo]

I still want to be on the party boat. I bet you they had a great time

[@sussertheoriginal]

4:12. Captain manages to snatch Failure from the jaws of Success. All he needed to do was keep astern for another one or two seconds. His helper then ties off his line on a cleat or bollard. Captain then goes slow ahead on Sbd engine. The boat will pull into the dock and sit there all day as long as the motor is slow ahead. It's almost as easy as falling off a log. I dunno what makes these Captains so obsessed with lines from the bow. They aren't much use on their own.

[@maumor2]

Every time I see ramp videos I thank God I got a house on a canal 10 minutes away from the Gulf by boat (well not @3:09)

[@FIREGURU]

Grateful to live in NorCal. 😂

[@georgesimmons4923]

Show more of these and your views will go up

[@tractortime9771]

Unloading and loading your boat can be very easy... to unload remove all straps and the front cable, (THIS IS NOT FOR ROLLER TRAILERS) tie a (dock) line (10' to 15' in length) to the side cleat on the dock side and have your partner walk beside you and onto the dock while you back the boat into the water. Only back far enough to start floating the boat, then hit your brakes and the boat should float free. Have your partner tie off the boat to the dock. Add more dock lines as needed. **VERY IMPORTANT** IF YOU HAVE A ROLLER TRAILER (ROLLERS ON YOUR TRAILER) KEEP THE FRONT CABLE ATTACHED OR YOUR BOAT MAY ROLL OFF THE TRAILER WHILE YOU ARE BACKING DOWN THE RAMP! Loading your boat, back your trailer into the water leaving the boat trailer fenders out off the water, most folks back too far into the water, (if your fenders are under water you are too far) causing all kinds of problems. Simply drive your boat onto the trailer, it will usually self correct when it slides up the bunks, if you are slightly off center. You may have to goose it slightly to get it all the way on the trailer. Have your partner connect the cable to the front and winch it tight, now pull the boat and trailer out of the water.

[@homedad3324]

I'm blind from the cottage cheese thighs.

[@danielmartens156]

😂😂😂😂

[@tomrogers9467]

But it reminds me I have a big ham to put in the oven for dinner!

[@andrewbahr1921]

Yeah, nah, you're either lying losing or cheating. Those cheeks made your day and you know it

[@CrazyJuggloFromHell]

@@danielmartens156 ⁸

[@paullatina7413]

I can’t unsee that….🤮

[@C5Ron7]

👍👍😎⚓ Where is @WavyBoats, haven't seen any video's from him recently?

[@will9191]

I can smell fish, through my monitor, from the hoochies dancing.... Barf!

[@Primalxbeast]

I still can't believe that people wear butt floss in public.

[@ohioguy215]

@@Primalxbeast ... A lot of them should be required to have WIDE LOAD signs front and back.

[@59patrickw]

I all ways thought all these years that Neptune ruled the sea NOW I KNOW ITS KARAN is shallow waters or 12 foot from her space

[@briantye4609]

I wanted to see what vehicle they were going to use to haul that searay 340 out with... And how many attempts it was going to take to get it out

[@gewglesux]

ya mean the Boat with big mouth on it? yeah man.. i would have loved to see that also

[@3sons66]

Looks like to me at 4:40 in the video, the gray boat swiped the side of the Sea Ray. I think that's what they were yelling about.

[@artvandelay8090]

The 79th St. ramp is by far the wildest? Gee, I wonder why. Hmm. Yeah, I have a pretty good idea why.

[@jeremyrainwater4449]

and this is one of a plethora of reasons on live on the West coast of FL

[@archstanton3636]

Those two guys on the party boat were STYLIN!

[@ScarabChris]

4:40 ....retired Florida Marine Patrol boat. LOL I'm surprised they didn't remove the black stripe from the battle ship grey boat.

[@Hey-vk7em]

Lake Havisu…Ramp 6. Crazy

[@jamesstuart3346]

Solution: Equip some jet skis with rubber bumpers and use them as tugs

[@volleybiggs]

That was crazy dangerous with that kid! If he bump that into gear or slammed it forward someone could get killed. The kid was raising and lowering it and the captain put it in gear so for sure it was running

[@tomrogers9467]

Disappointing, wasn’t it! Would have made a great vid!

[@GrantE90]

I was pretty tense when he had his hand on the throttle, thought we were gonna see some action.

[@Aarona-lj6wp]

The orange boat hit the red jet ski near the beginning

[@pugmug77]

You can give someone money but you can't give them class.

[@azphilip1960]

Hahaha!!! Too funny!!!😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣

[@ArbitraryLifestyle]

You need to get a sound amplifier :D

[@MikeK2100]

Juat wondering, why don't I see anyone using a boat hook?

[@tomrogers9467]

The only hooks I saw were on the party boat! Or is that “Hookers”!

[@stevemcevoy5628]

5.15 shake that cellulite

[@williampeltack5782]

Capt in the SeaRay saw gray boat having problems/difficulty, he could’ve waited an extra minute before pulling/driving into a danger zone, but no, he had to get on the dock… He’s the idiot in my opinion…!!!

[@steverogers7601]

‘’She’s waiting for something to go wrong’’ way too many people have this mindset and if you meet someone like this, avoid all contact. These people are energy drainers.

[@Peregrine101]

I don't have any experience with this size boats, but where I grew up and was boating with my parents if you see it coming, you grab a hook and be ready to intervene. My dad always had a hook on a long pole ready to intervene when necessary. It would also help to pull in the boat when you end up in a situation like the boat in the video, where they have to be helped by the jetski.

[@beachside1]

I have to refocus my eyes. Was that a Tyrannosaurus Rex that floated in on a jetski? My god man. Are those legs or logs?

[@townsville69]

7yr old - LIKE A BOSS ! Adult Captain - Private snafu reporting for duty ! duuuhhhhhhh

[@doster59]

I agree with you Broncos, not just for the boat ramp though.

[@TheFlatlander440]

Wow. Here I thought road rage was bad enough but throw in ramp rage and all bets are off.

[@MrVp305]

Would have been great to actually be able to hear them.

[@jebronlames7789]

That party boat looked fat, literally beasts

[@yoyojoe9240]

These Boat ramps should have "ramp Officers" during the hours of operation. Their mere presence would help the Safety of the ramp.

[@nikkojones2784]

Only in hialeah meng !!

[@royjr.1778]

BOORRRIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!

[@lostboi3974]

My grandmother was a yacht broker in southern California. She told me the first happiest day of a boat owners life is when he buys a boat. The next happiest day of his life is when he sells it.

[@korndawggy1801]

Yeah he's happy when he sells it so he can upgrade.

[@rsv3857]

Just like song🎶 “WAR RHYTHYM OF MICROPHONE 🎙 “

[@Thunderbyrd.]

The twerking girls grossed me out but the one on the rear made me dry heave, the kind of dry heave when you can't shut your mouth and a single strand of slobber sways from your bottom lip. (tmi?)

[@Flips420]

Within 5 years, 4 kids, those ladies will need to cover up, for the sake or all our eyes.

[@pjimmbojimmbo1990]

The 'Karen' is exactly who the Kat McSnatch song is referring to