Top Boat Ramp Chit Show Moments at BlackPoint Marina (Alfred Montaner)

Boat ramp fails at BlackPoint Marina are an everyday thing. Today I give you some of my favorite Chit Show moments at the boat ramp. There are so many i cant put them all on one video so don't forget to check out the Chit Show Playlist. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the boat ramp commentary channel "Chit Show"
Fred the Crocodile was not hurt in the making of this video neither was Wilma the Manatee. Sit back relax grab a cold one and lets enjoy the very best of the Chit Show.
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[@jakethetool698]

The nice thing about a decent dent or scratch, is that the next doesn’t matter as much.

[@derpimpo3]

It's called breaking the boat in lol

[@wesleyblacksher1641]

But that first 1 is devastating

[@itsCN]

So fax

[@danielhershman7051]

New Outboards ...Used Hulls

[@cash9406]

Now that is poetry

[@steveinla8963]

Alfred, your chit Show is becoming an event. Good for you. The guy with the cigars, he's a treasure; make him a regular.

[@Soily55]

That guy with the Kayak made me crap my pants laughing 😂

[@randomly-short2137]

Man, the commentary during the guy trying to load his kayak!!! Had me rolling!

[@DamonMoritz]

That bench behind your spot is like a guest couch on a late night talk show

[@chadtheartist5081]

Alfred Montaner is a gift to all men everywhere. Thank you, God.

[@haroldhenderson2824]

That kid being used as a fender. He is a teenager, YOU feed him, he's yours!

[@horatiobeaker]

You are a genuine South Florida celebrity. So nice of the man who brought you cigars. I retired after living South Florida for 50 years. This is great entertainment.

[@HalfCutGarage]

lmfao the guy with the kayak....saving the marine life with his mask........ha ha ha

[@woodxttyy]

It's called a buff. People wear them when out on the water to keep sun off their face also when on a fast boat it shield you from wind and water spray... i think maybe this guy was wearing his bc he knew he was being filmed and didn't want his face on KZbin looking like a dumbass

[@deanpratley125]

I just cant believe how many times people screw up. I just cant believe it. If it weren’t for the chit show, no one would believe it! Good for you Alfred!

[@SUPPORTYOURSELF]

Super adorable moment when the family stopped by with some smokes and cash. What a life you live! Cheers brotha

[@markwyattsr9013]

You can't pay for this much entertainment . It is priceless.😲😎

[@Areynfsu1983]

Bro, you had my dying with the kayak guy. I love fishing and hunting from my kayak. But man, they can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

[@russell3380]

I was too. and I was actually sitting saying out loud, "wait for it, wait for it"... he got me, I'm afflicted with acute Alfreditis.

[@TSKseattle]

I'm yelling at him "TAKE THE RODS OFF THE KAYAK FIRST" AND "ASK FOR HELP"

[@julesguedry2466]

Dudes about to become a whole ass tourist destination

[@keithscudder7136]

Are you talking about Alfred ? It has already happened ! People from Texas, from Cali, from Pennsylvania, he's very popular !

[@julesguedry2466]

@@keithscudder7136 yeah lol, that’s funny it’s already happening

[@dangordon5510]

Lol, no laughing😂😂😂 all classics! The mariachi band! Have you named Wilma’s baby manatee? Maybe a name lottery?

[@Mike_44]

Dangerous trying to save a boat there with that big ass crocodile around

[@katecollins3813]

You’re videos are so good watch them every day

[@robbycates1377]

It looks good till it don't! Lols love that saying 🤣

[@JB-iw3ui]

Got to love you all the way man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥁🥁🥁🥁 From California to Florida you make me laugh every day. 🐊 Love Fred and Wilma all the way. They are the stars ⭐️ of the show along with all the Inca poops. God bless you all the way Brother

[@danhix1371]

im supposed to be working but watching all of these videos because theyre hilarous

[@jc777400]

I understand we don’t know the full story about the guy with the kayak. But what it reminded me of is the hospitality in south Florida, it’s terrible. I’ve never seen people not care about another person as much before when I was living there. Even a simple “hello” passing on the sidewalk was difficult to find.

[@keithscudder7136]

Sir, somebody did offer him a hand and he just waved the guy off.

[@chrisstavropoulos2607]

I just started to watch these videos and your commentating, your laughter and your stories are all priceless, Thank-you.....

[@dancarroll741]

You are the one! Number one CHIT SHOW!!🇨🇦👍

[@adonahue00]

If youre tossing a line to someone on the dock and you want to get it on the first try, its a good idea to tie a monkeys fist on the end - This is a technique that is used for docking large ships, it helps give the end of the line more weight so you can throw it farther

[@debbiesaunders1201]

So car low country LOVES CHIT Show.......and Fred!

[@Dustydog2743]

Never approach a dock any faster than your willing to hit it,rule #1

[@davidrumbelow]

I watch your channel in Fish Hoek South Africa, love it

[@reneherrera4338]

Jajajajaj Fred was sleeping and The culaso woke him up..😂😂

[@ptaylor4923]

The Mariachi interludes were priceless!

[@thomasflores7817]

This is why i bought a used aluminum boat for $2000 for my first boat. It doesnt hurt so bad to smack the dock in something like that

[@MemoriesRR]

I worked hard this afternoon which was good. But after dodging the idiots on the interstate coming home I needed CHIT SHOW. Yea for the Chit on Chit Show.

[@trochartist]

That cigar fella is a generous man, sadly that generation is the last of its kind....

[@johnconnell5115]

Not true. The problem is that not as many people are worth the generosity.

[@josephvalentjr7677]

You have to set up portable bleachers and charge for refreshments Love you show

[@RBAERO]

The cigar guy. Is a nice one. Kkkk

[@billmcphillips2741]

Came across your site by chance. Now it's one of my favorites. Has everything, beautiful boats, good looking people, comedy, action, and Fred. Keep it up. Good job.

[@nachuralbonhilbily9366]

Man! Love your channel! There needs to be ChitCho LagoMichigan!

[@Sosee11]

"He's got it....but its gonna fall one more time" and "he got burned with Herpes one too many times." LOL Awesome!!!

[@Luckyfox141]

I'm glad I found this channel on accident. 😆

[@randychase5791]

Alfred, you are the first KZbinr I ever subscribed to....keep up the great work.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Honored!

[@desertricknorris210]

Nice show Alfred really enjoyable! Next time I pass through there I'll bring you some spoils sir. Keep up that good Chit Brother!

[@upurnose46]

Towing a 7,000 lb Robalo with a 2wd Titan takes some balls

[@brittanychance639]

Your commentary makes it even more 😂

[@andyho361]

Look like you’re are the only one who have fun of the days my man! Not the boaters. Cheers

[@genechronister7085]

Another great vid! Never a dull moment

[@CS-ir9mo]

All the boats channels are hilarious

[@TSKseattle]

So many of these boats come up to the dock with no bow or stern lines to tie off, just relying on someone grabbing the pier.

[@7DTD_Zombie_Hunter]

I'm new to this Chit Show and I have been watching allot of your content with docking and undocking of the water craft. I am very shocked at just how many people don't know how to control or operate a water craft . I am just dumbfounded and shocked at times watching your content and how scary these people can be, Thank you for the Chit Show and I will tune in for more of content ....

[@superfly2762]

Gotta learn some time. Trial by fire.

[@MitchM240]

No different than a car. How many people drive every day and have no clue how to drive. Why would they know how to operate a boat?

[@hocuspothos387]

@@MitchM240 There is a driving test for cars but no test required for watercraft

[@jasondominguez6091]

Fred: "Buenos dias, hello". Lol 😂

[@chrisylink]

I want to go to Florida from seeing your videos.

[@SundaySwingerz]

Alfred your commentary is golden 😂🙌🏽

[@harold-miller]

Legend has it that the guy is still trying to load his kayak....

[@CarlosSanchez-dw2lr]

Ta bueno este canalito de relajo. Me uno. Saludos desde Texas

[@dskidad1399]

but he doesn't need any help! I about spit my coffee out my nose! That was some funny chit...

[@yerrie1908]

your funny mate, you make this chit show better

[@guillermodavila9397]

The kayak guy should tie it to the bumper and drag it home, I think it will be the last time he will use it hahahahh

[@keithscudder7136]

::))

[@AbitibiMac]

14:37 never turn your back on the chit show!

[@herminioaponte7648]

One day I hope to come down there from NY just to see you

[@rileypup9971]

I watched the first time and now watching a 2nd time…the guy with the kayak and your commentary is still hilarious. Had me LOL again.

[@CaptainDayne]

My Sea Tow brothers! Sea Tow Galveston bay here!

[@stevewoodrow2011]

Love watching these🤣🤣👍

[@RCichard]

12:00 - As a fellow kayaker, i know you wana get it loaded without moving it far but at this point park the car on flat ground and drag the kayak over. You have a kayak dolly wheels in the truck if you dont want to ask for help, but either way its gonna be 10x easier then what your doing brah!

[@largol33t1]

Okay, so my hunch was correct. I suspected those wheels were some kind of cradle/dolly for the kayak. Your advice is so true because I was thinking the same thing and I don't even own a kayak!

[@Charles53412]

Hey Alfred, Your the One brother ! That must make Miami Boat Ramps number two ! There is nothing like the Chit Show, baabee !!!

[@Rccrdawgs]

The masked boaters...love it!

[@curlyfries2964]

That little dude needs a hand winch for his canoe.

[@beloved_lover]

Nice to see someone bringing cigars to you in person!

[@TALL1FU49]

We all know what Boat stands for Beat Out Another Thousand

[@macking104]

Pulling out the Robalo with engines still running!

[@ABCDEF-xb3xo]

the mask made her slip and fall.... 😂

[@ocsapy]

I'm sitting here in the UK 🇬🇧 recovering from Covid feeling pretty 💩 ... however watching your show has just completely cheered me up 🤣😂🤣 ... can't believe how Dense people with money can be with some expensive possession 😳 ... the guy that just couldn't reverse down the slip "My God" I think I did wet my self ... Brilliant Show 👍😎👍

[@myway2653]

That guy better watch out for Fred.

[@rubcan]

Bro all this time, I thought you were in a boat and today I just notice you are recording from las matas accross 🤣🤣

[@dubcoco1]

Alfred: Tells wife and neighbor he is starting a youtube channel watching idiots launching and loading their boats. Wife and neighbor: Bro, you will never get any views. A year or so later: 2 BILLION people know the name Alfred Montaner!

[@JustinWoodTV]

Im new to your channel this is gold. The guy loading the kayak made me as a kayak laugh my ass off. he has a kayak cart in the truck. I wouldn't have even backed my truck down the ramp loltake the cart to the yak load the yak on the the cart and haul it to the parking lot LOL!!!!!!

[@keithscudder7136]

After many unsuccessful tries on the ramp, he did pull it up on level ground.

[@JustinWoodTV]

@@keithscudder7136 he did not load it on his first try. By the time he got it to flat ground he had tried about 20 times at the ramp. far far from first try LMAO!!! Again the kayak cart would have saved him an hour of his life LOL

[@keithscudder7136]

@@JustinWoodTV What does a cart do, get attached to the end of the Kayak ?

[@JustinWoodTV]

@@keithscudder7136 With a kayak cart you put the kayak on it and cart the kayak to your vehicle. its only a few inches tall and has wheels and straps. pretty simple to use. In fact I use one every time I take my yak out. Plus then your not taking up a spot at the ramp when putting in and taking out.

[@johnd.jr.5508]

“ I hope her a-s is okay!” Hilarious!!

[@TheBassinBully]

ive never struggled with my kayak like that guy lmfao!!

[@ingasmoak6501]

It aggravates me when a boat goes between you and what you are filming

[@jackdunham8557]

3:05 .. Didn’t Fred see the Manatee sign ? The nerve ! 😂😂

[@keithscudder7136]

Fred and Wilma, (she's the largest Manatee), are actually friends and when you see one around, the other is not far away. !

[@adamjimenez3705]

The CHIT SHOW! Caballero. Love the show very entertaining from Gilbert Arizona keep up the good work thank you!

[@ignacio9552]

Classic Alfred Montaner BlackPoint Marina moments. Alfred, I've shared your videos with family who live just around the corner and near BlackPoint. Next time I go visit I'll be sure to bring you some Rocky Patel's. Bro, you're now a legend on YT. I told you a year ago, one day you will be on Late Night as one of the most enjoyable and entertaining to follow, "Wait For It...." I hope this success continues to blow up even bigger for you. What you do requires sacrifice, hard work, time from family and beyond your regular occupation, it's easy because you're having fun at it. God Bless.

[@carlosrodriguez5900]

Too funny Ignacio , I was going to try and show up with a colada and croquet as. Unfortunately I am only in town about once a month. Great idea.

[@PaulWhiteheadNZL]

This place should be added to the top destinations in the USA its very entertaining lol

[@MySprike]

This is like a best of. Nice

[@SteelersNation763]

Install a hoist on the back of your truck to pull that little boat into your truck smart

[@number1parrothead741]

Bunch of noobies to boating more dollars than sense! They should’ve driven to a river and practiced coming in to the dock! I had a step father that wanted so bad to be the best boat driver/owner he sunk our boat at least five times that I can remember, he almost killed my brother one December weekend! Freezing cold they were out fishing and he turned the boat over! Standing in a skiff with three guys in the boat he leaned over fell out of the boat grabbed the side caused the boat to turn which then hit a submerged tree flipping it over! HAPPY FATHERS DAY EVERYONE! You too Alfred!

[@wernercohrs4439]

Great show Alfred and hello from South Australia

[@cindywelch2108]

I am laughing so hard. 🤣 Never walk down the ramp. It's always slippery. And move that damn truck up further off ramp so u can get behind that kayak. I'm a 60 yr old lady and I would have that kayak loaded and on my way

[@keithscudder7136]

I'm sure you would have, you sound like somebody with "Common Sense" ! :)

[@GeorgeBonez]

Man that kayaker could go to Harbor freight and buy the cheapest winch and a couple of tie-down straps and pull that kayak up in the bed of his truck in two mins. Wtf is he thinking?

[@breadfan1071]

I died when it fell

[@keithscudder7136]

@@breadfan1071 Over and over and over.............................................:)

[@thomasallen6980]

You are the original number one. Great shows.

[@dwightbernheimer331]

Sea Tow... Pirates in Yellow Boats... brought to you by... The Chit Show... Great stuff Alfred... Thank God you Don't have a Job... AND you can video all day all night LMAO

[@martyhabada6980]

I love your channel. I needed a few good laughs with all that is going on. Thank you. Keep smiling and God Bless.

[@vagostsig3848]

AL- FreD is the same person!!!😂🏁 Bravo !!! we waaaaiiittt for it!!!😋☠️🐊

[@vettebecker1]

It’s a wonder how some even function on a day to day basis?!? We have a chit show where we live as well, sometimes it’s just too good to not pull up a chair and watch

[@709badwolf]

best of the chit show,,, spring 2021 edition!!! 😅😂🤣 👍

[@diederickbrugman4996]

Allways laughing ,great show Alfred.Greetings from the Netherlands. Diederick

[@tupelomississippiflash968]

Got me . Watched this at 4 am . Laughing my ass off . The guy says : I’m walking the green mile bro . Living w my mother in law and wife together. Subscribed 🤪

[@KnightsArmory]

That was awesome when that guy came up and gave you that! Very cool

[@Iowawalrus]

I like you're style bro new sub

[@bubbakushingtonIII]

Dude there are so many good people down there. I'm almost ready to move down there.

[@christhacker7358]

i live in indiana and i never been on a boat but i cant stop watching the chit show funniest shit i ever seen alfred your the man

[@rugerp9736]

Thank you for making these videos they crack me up 😂😂😂

[@RH-qk5lt]

Oh God, ya caught me.. I'm the guy on the toilet.

[@keithscudder7136]

With all the sound effects too ? :)