chimps vs. raccoon

[@dougdugle1347]

"Jamie, pull up that video of the chimp throwing a raccoon like a frisbee." - Joe Rogan

[@laya8880]

No idea if he actually said that but it's 100% in character

[@lunatic2178]

Wait I think I remember him saying this

[@eurosnuke1678]

I could hear his voice say this

[@josegalaviz4980]

Im heard it in his voice as well

[@rmn1titw392]

I can see that. Guy doesn't know what else to talk about.

[@bear499]

Bro the guy laughing in the background, it's like he's in the colosseum or something.

[@gebruiker6468]

😂😂 your comment killed me hahaha

[@atari9477]

omfg LMAOO

[@rgo8794]

oh my god hahahhahah

[@dammond696]

well what dose it look like high walls cages new things going in and out to fight you.

[@Cyrax4d]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mdxcausey]

Raccoon: Falls in bush Monkeys: *The council will decide your fate*

[@SciyonGenysis]

Raccoon: I am the senate

[@pizzaman9859]

@@SciyonGenysis kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmSrgJuaaax8Z9k

[@102allenwalker]

Keemstar The Second lmfao 🤣🤣

[@briangarcia8623]

Keemstar The Second 😂😂😂💀

[@valexiral8151]

I love democracy

[@dugonman8360]

Tossing that raccoon spinning in the air so far and so fast with such little effort put in really demonstrates just how insanely strong Chimpanzees are.

[@AlphaQHard]

Dude its a raccoon - A human child can do the same. Btw humans are stronger than chimps, theyre only stronger if you consider it p4p.

[@flowrepins6663]

I wouldnt get near one. There was a girl atacked by one it tore her hand face ... they can be very sadistic

[@Sion_Revan]

I'd rather fight Andre the giant than deal with furious George trying take my face off like wrapping paper.

[@zmetroplayz2456]

​@@Sion_Revanfurious George 😂😂

[@rapatacush3]

Three times the average force of a man.

[@loveslakers126]

This is what I expect to see when I pay $20 for zoo parking.

[@pierocapra7191]

Agreed

[@tavezoglesby9374]

Underrated comment of the year 😂

[@cjlilbaby]

Ur spitting facts rn

[@surfingtothestars]

Front row seats!!

[@kudojay1840]

ALL FAX NO PRINTER 🖨

[@Inferno787]

Other people: “Let the poor thing go” The one guy: HAHA HAHHAHAH HAA!!

[@godzyretrox8113]

Subnormales

[@Ruzzky_Bly4t]

I was also laughing tbh. When the chimp just grabbed the raccoon's tail and didn't let it go. They are so smart.

[@mewhenthewasyesthenwhy7486]

I was laughing because that guy laughing

[@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia]

@@godzyretrox8113 Nooooooooo

[@godzyretrox8113]

@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia yes, poor rigby

[@chrisstanton70]

Imagine trying to escape a bunch of giant monsters with all their points put into strength and dexterity, then you begin to realize how screwed that racoon is.

[@benhaver9737]

There’s a news report that says it did manage to escape. Still terrifying though.

[@tomnuke9122]

I don't think I would have been able to resist throwing water at the chimps or something.

[@Lightscribe225]

@@tomnuke9122 And they'd probably hurl shit back.

[@tomnuke9122]

@@Lightscribe225 it's a price Im willing to take

[@Lightscribe225]

@@tomnuke9122 That's not really a point in your favor. The chimp gets a drink. You get facefull of literal apeshit.

[@futiled9304]

The dude who was laughing definitely had a vendetta against racoons in his past life

[@anthonyjennings3279]

Bro owned chickens

[@HCLSalt]

Bit of a sociopath.

[@hughJ]

Literally sounds like a laughing chimp.

[@smashlee6181]

@@HCLSalt …or it was just funny

[@treywar25]

@@smashlee6181the yeeet was funny

[@waltonkromer2702]

*raccoon enters enclosure* chimps: A RED SPY HAS ENTERED THE BASE!!!

[@merpman5574]

Chimps: he has already breached our defenses!

[@tyrstark8673]

Chimps: "And now he's here to F*"$ us!"

[@TheChoujinVirus]

Twist ending: the chimp attacking the Raccoon IS the Red Spy

[@eternal424]

@@tyrstark8673 so listen up boy

[@blakebadblazilla7006]

Ape: gets scared and runs from raccoon Other Ape: You have seen what he has done to our colleagues

[@Dutch_VDL_]

0:52 Everyone: LET THE POOR THING GO Guy in the back: cheap shots!

[@apolgiesmydearcolleague1768]

ok Tala Habern

[@youreabitch113]

@Tala Habern stfu

[@maximumthrottle5391]

@Tala Habern Ok coomer

[@blackjesus2916]

Tala Habern incredible cap 🧢 You wouldn’t even be there, you’d be at home threatening people over the phone.

[@wayoutwest3529]

How's that plan going Dutch?

[@matej.2348]

Other people: “Let the poor thing go” The guy recording: HAHA CHEAP SHOTS

[@thierryberthy1735]

Yep. That the c unt laughing.

[@domslimy6557]

😭😭

[@leandromoreno1254]

"chimp shots"

[@tinobemellow]

Same logic as the chimps: Most chimps: AGH, GET THAT FUCKIN' WOLF-CAT AWAY FROM ME!! The bolder chimps: HAHA, FLING YOUR ASS!!!

[@enrater123]

@@tinobemellow wolf-cat?

[@iyadart]

Those people laughing, probably thinking chimps eat only bananas and peanuts. They have no idea where this is going.

[@lioneagle2555]

Nah it did escape

[@AsliceOFtea413]

Chimpanzees: "There goes lunch:("

[@Filho-s1w]

"Looks like raccoon is back on the menu, bois!"

[@robertlemaster7525]

I love how animal's act just as sweet and innocent as they are portrayed in Disney movies.

[@Smoke.stardust]

Grey squirrels bite the nutsacks off baby red squirrels

[@Sioolol]

@@Smoke.stardust Thank you for this bit of information

[@symbiote1982pk]

Like the Disney movie where they chased lemmings off, a cliff and then told the world that that was a thing lemmings did?

[@ladylady9303]

@@Sioolol LMAO

[@HominidWannabe]

@@kaytooraw4597 r/whoooosh

[@dicedmeat7857]

00:16 “They’re hunting, you know how daddy hunts the deer?” didnt know her husband threw the deer around effortlessly

[@bungus2012]

That's the *only* way to hunt deer. Gotta suplex them to death

[@sonikku956]

There was an Australian guy who literally tackled a deer, so anything is possible.

[@thedinokinggfm5693]

Dad has super human strength

[@CamBMakinBread]

@@bungus2012 you just gotta be built different

[@RandyOrlok]

oblivion npcs

[@pubgplayer1720]

"Mordecai, do something!" "Rigby, I'm trying!"

[@devionewilkins8903]

😂😂😂

[@douglasshyko7977]

You won

[@sinnyjohns4362]

Mordecai is too busy crying with a certain pony

[@nibbax7772]

“Skips calm your brothers”

[@rattings9121]

@@sinnyjohns4362 NO

[@roderixdekaper]

The guy laughing is the type of person in school that gets really excited and happy when 2 people are gonna fight.

[@jackass181920]

Literally looked for them while at school once I got to h.s those fights were vicious even now thinking back unfortunately two ppl hitting each other inflicting pain upon one another is cause for great attention from those who know no better then to just observe and speculate rather then stop or do something other then watch with popcorn laughing because it’s not you

[@thegiantjj]

thats everyone tho

[@colt-king1111]

Its wired in r dna, every person loves fighting, just liberals act like the dont

[@Stefan_Ethishan]

You don't?

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

He’s literally me.

[@supermarinespitfire928]

"Nature is beautiful! Humans should learn from nature." Nature:

[@RIFLQ]

Not funny lmao

[@supermarinespitfire928]

@@RIFLQ ok luke

[@FireStormBaller]

Dam nature! You scary.

[@jseanbrooks1]

People did learn from nature. That's what evolution is. It's precisely why we are so powerful and also why we are so fucked up. There are no rules of meaning to be found in the laws of nature. It is our job to create them.

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

*Zugzwang, Transcendentalists.*

[@entrippyZ]

i mean if you consider the way wild chimps behave, they were pretty merciful

[@michaelstroman6334]

You are so right

[@halofreak3644]

they were just playing

[@lian-zq1cq]

You got a point, if they wanted in any moment one of those chimps could easily ripped in half the raccoon.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

What makes money valuable?

[@TheImmortalArmy822]

@@TheKitchenerLeslie Scarcity

[@itriggerpeople4433]

0:52 "Poor thing! Let it go!" *HEHE CHEAP SHAWTS* 2 kinds of people

[@trapzed5331]

the difference between Women and Men haha

[@taterds7858]

@@trapzed5331 dads

[@skxlter5747]

Wym it was funny asf how they threw it 😆😆

[@sereyros3416]

Not the difference between women and men and not a dad thing. If you like seeing the weak get ganged up on you need serious help.

[@engineergaming1669]

@Serey Ros I cant find the individual who asked, can you direct me to them

[@MattH-t3e]

Damnit Rigby! If I hear that you interrupted the DK Rap one more time, YOU’RE FIRED!

[@jahara2149]

Poor terrified raccon is fighting for his life. People: LOL

[@OramWerd]

Ya, i dont understand why the dude in the video is laughing so hard at another animal fighting for its life. Not even for food or survival. Just chimp entertainment.

[@naneyezgani]

@@OramWerd he is coping with laugh, he just didn't know how to react. I hope that it was that. If he was laughing at that, then he's a psycho lol

[@Private_Gator]

@@OramWerd it made me agressive i know nature is fighting for live 24/7 but still no need to laugh at the death fight of anny animal...

[@CalacaRoja]

@@OramWerd We had human fighting humans for fun centuries ago, no only in Rome. That's why they laugh

[@kane00000]

Yeah everyone that laughed are people I hope I never meet in real life.

[@ogichi32]

Chimpanzees: *literally the most aggressive and violent of all the primate species, known to be omnivores that even practice cannibalism.* The people in the background pre racoon yeet: "aww so cute!"

[@TallyWackaTha2nd]

From what I've seen from all of these KZbin videos, people at zoos don't seem to be very smart. Giggling and awing at everything like the chimps that they mimic.

[@sirramic202]

@@TallyWackaTha2nd Yes, how dare they enjoy the zoo. They aren't as brilliant as you, i bet they dont event browse reddit!

[@TallyWackaTha2nd]

@@sirramic202 I'm not a fucking normie, I actually am a veteran 4-chan user. (Joke btw)

[@hairtrigger8317]

I'd argue humans take #1 for most violent of the primate species but certainly not surprising that one of the closest animals to us would be so violent lol

[@SONGOKU02]

@@TallyWackaTha2nd Good thing people in germany aren't like that. XD Sounds like a us thing.

[@Pr0ject_Dusk]

This is how Nintendo got the idea for Flying Raccoon Mario.

[@overloadn_3681]

More like donkey Kong using a flying raccoon for the first time

[@IzzyEppic]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@Yami_Soryu]

It's a tanookie

[@lockheedhenesy3899]

@@Yami_Soryu wait a minute you mean those flying with nutsack

[@thewhovianhippo7103]

@@Yami_Soryu tanuki*

[@simonphoenix3789]

This is why Chimps terrify me. They have all the cruelty of a human child and the strength greater than the strongest human.

[@ChristianNationalist654]

@@bird8847 Chimps are stronger than people who work out. Well males atleast. Male chimps are extremely aggressive and strong. Female chimps are alot less aggressive and weaker than males.

[@minenamedothJeffeth]

@@bird8847 what are you talking about a chimp could kill an MMA fighter easily

[@teddypicker8799]

Nope an mma fighter is trained and physically stronger than a chimp ​@minenamedothJeffeth

[@ljpal18]

​@@bird8847they certainly could

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

@@bird8847 you might be underestimating chimps. they may be the size of a kind of small person, but their muscle and bone density is off the charts compared to humans.

[@unowno123]

people: "haha raccoon and ape!" me: "theyre going to rip it appart aren't they?"

[@negnarddingus2613]

They put the “ape” in “ rape”

[@negnarddingus2613]

@Hajwjs Hajeiw yes I love rape. I listen to it all the time. My favorite raper is Travis Scott.

[@littleyvietnam]

@@negnarddingus2613 HOLD UP-

[@BossDaMoneyMaker]

@@negnarddingus2613 cringe.

[@tylerwhite1636]

Yes such is nature.

[@Smuggzyyy]

Raccoon: *exists* Chimp:ꌚꂦ ꌩꂦꀎ ꀍꍏ꒦ꏂ ꏳꀍꂦꌚꏂꈤ ꀷꏂꍏ꓄ꀍ

[@maejustmae3916]

@Priyanka Narayan he stoopid

[@Starry_Wave]

I have a feeling I've seen that language alphabet before but I don't know what it truly is. It's probably an African language.

[@3.6bviews19]

Doom Changer no it’s just a font

[@Lolnus02]

P

[@Dolphynxx285]

what funky kong font is that my brochocho?

[@onlylaiden4982]

If Rocket have one single regret in his life, definitely was this fateful day

[@DJ-lr9lz]

Rigby got fired from Cartoon Network. This is the aftermath

[@syafiq8692]

Underrated

[@spooneater9001]

It was probably his last regret

[@InVinoVeratas]

Yeah, when that trash panda was yeeted like a helicopter @ 0:30, a lot of regrets probably came to mind.

[@wolvves4293]

AiNt NoThInG lIkE mE, 'cEpT mE

[@plus_sign]

that was crazy when that one caught it by the tail just as it was entering the pipe, it is really scary how strong chimps are lol

[@juxtaposedlime2734]

Have you heard of Charla Nash?

[@pine1780]

@@juxtaposedlime2734 crazy

[@SirKolass]

Raccoons weight around 10 kg, it's not like a human being couldn't do that as well.

[@Shadowstriker2018]

And then another chimp shows up and just starts punching the racoon

[@IanPeon]

People seeing a raccoon at a zoo: *"Poor thing, let it go."* People seeing a raccoon in their back yard: *"Somebody kill that stinkin' little trash pirate!"*

[@icewolfwolfie173]

Welcome to Humanity

[@manuelmateo3392]

It's not nearly so monolithic.

[@icewolfwolfie173]

@@manuelmateo3392 idk lies down to what place your from

[@filthyfrank.5]

Uh nobody says that kid

[@Jtoob-z5n]

Kinda different if you and your friends jump it and beat it to death as opposed to just shooting it in the head.

[@JELLY-bs8rl]

When the raccoon said "🚁" I felt that

[@newworldorder6764]

He did kobe bryant thing tho

[@hillbillyboyDakota]

The raccoon now identifies as an attack helicopter

[@taniarebollar7244]

Ahah ahah

[@Yokai_Nu]

@@newworldorder6764 dark humour

[@AlienWithInternetConnection]

The jokes in this comment section is so dark I consider myself legally black.

[@synecdoche3363]

The new guardians of the galaxy film looks interesting.

[@jimothyj2638]

Lmao

[@MauveTopaz]

This is only the first trailer

[@joshjohnson3347]

David Lynch is directing it

[@MauveTopaz]

@@sin3.144 the le epic collab

[@brianweiss1403]

They went for a new approach

[@ivoryowl]

When people say animals are cute and innocent... this is one of the many thousands of proof they can be as cruel and sadistic as us humans.

[@lagopusvulpuz1571]

We have morals, chimps or wild animals don't. Chimps are omnivorous & they practice cannibalism. They will eat other chimps from rival groups.

[@raptorskilltor4554]

You can say that man are still animals

[@TheFallen-ff4xn]

@@raptorskilltor4554we technically are still animals in the more common sense throw a group of people on a deserted island two things happen 1. They all die immediately 2. Cannibalism is soon to come if you give a human a reason such as ( death pain or eaten by something else ) their natural response will be like one of an animal that’s just how genetics and evolution works you can be as intelligent and strong as you can be but primal fears are always there

[@shrubbbb]

They're actually worse haha

[@mimidec]

Humans are animals too. and we being primates are closely related to them if I'm not mistaken. I don't know a lot about animals but primates just seem the most dangerous and sadistic to me. I'd rather encounter big cats in the wild than a bunch of primates.

[@lachietzarov2585]

best no-look pass I've seen in a while.

[@KWillo]

Underrated comment.🤣😭😭

[@puzzleheaddesign3789]

Chimps be watching some NBA lately

[@yasanandajayathilka4645]

@@KWillo à

[@fruitpunchsamurai7482]

Patrick Mahomes: "I agree"

[@lachietzarov2585]

@@fruitpunchsamurai7482 yo who tf is that LMAO

[@mlggodzilla1567]

TOTAL N DEATH

[@mahk523]

facts

[@Stabyy]

Facts

[@TheUndyingCrystal]

@@tracieburch2996 Chimps eat meat. And would have gladly eat something like a raccoon.

[@rhamby3470]

@@tracieburch2996 they would've ripped it apart anyways

[@mitchbeley1]

Why you think the video stops

[@xeno9889]

Raccoon: **accidentally intrudes the chimps** Chimps: *So you have chosen... death.*

[@mathiaspain1293]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@night00glider]

you enter the wrong neighborhood foo

[@slockywush04]

amoogus

[@oldmanlogan9616]

This is one of the few times this meme is literal

[@Biggechez]

When I read this I said *death* in such a deep voice idk why 😂😂

[@SirKolass]

Damn, I hope the racoon managed to escape them vicious monsters.

[@Powerranger-le4up]

It did

[@7acco]

@@Powerranger-le4up source? nvm found it

[@Pordrack]

@@7acco source ?

[@dddaaa6965]

@@Pordrack nvm found it

[@DELIVEREROFJUSTICE]

​@@dddaaa6965source?

[@somanytakennames]

I think we have different ideas on what "having a lot of fun" is.

[@frankienarducci852]

somanytakennames yeah like my idea of fun would be watching them get hit by a bus driven by raccoons

[@tyleromega9976]

@@frankienarducci852 that would be hilarious ans unexpected for sure lol

[@frankienarducci852]

Tyler Omega right they are monster and I’m 9/10 sure perverts lol

[@staubigerbesen5390]

You didn't throw racoons?

[@frankienarducci852]

Staubiger Besen nah too busy being normal and teaching my daughter not to have serial killer like tendencies

[@Anxess]

Raccoon: *bites chimp* Chimp: ok I’ll turn you into a helicopter

[@user-cn4ci5wx1s]

Bro what is your pfp

[@disposableaccount3821]

How tf is that pfp allowed.

[@justyouraveragegamer5065]

@@disposableaccount3821 what was his pfp?

[@m1ngl1ng58]

Just a random user look at the original comment closely and youll see

[@hyperpixel3644]

It gets even worse, don't watch a video he/she made titled "0_0". You have been warned.

[@313matze]

The raccoon fighting for his life Mickey Mouse: Ha HaHa

[@MELLOWDRAMA]

0:33 right?

[@vitoramarante416]

That guy is so annoying

[@aethermaxispocasangre236]

😂i can't with the mickey mouse

[@joconnell1971]

Another reason to hate the human race. What an ass. 😕

[@TheLiveComedy]

@@joconnell1971 Have you seen the wild life???

[@CCJJ160Channels]

Raccoon accidentally wanders into chimp enclosure. Chimpanzees: “And we took that personally.”

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Also Chimpanzees: "Cool a new toy, can we eat it?"

[@Crimson-Iden]

Key word. *we*

[@joshuagross3151]

At least it didn't end like that poor frog...

[@alexandereisen3486]

Dads laughing like a closet serial killer

[@perrymarshall8584]

Big time

[@towerclimber7277]

Ikr

[@Isoant]

I would’ve been dying laughing too

[@dustintrombly]

Fucked up tbh

[@GhullieUser]

CHEAP SHOTS, EHEH!

[@LegacyKnight-zm6vz]

Star-Lord: So Rocket, what was life like before you met Groot? Rocket: I don’t want to talk about it

[@brentgambrell]

Lmao. This deserves more likes.

[@manictiger]

Rocket's therapist: "I'm seeing a theme here. It seems you like stealing from groups of beings that are usually far more powerful than you..."

[@animetv1366]

I was ur 100th like🎉🤝

[@manuelmateo3392]

Before he wound up Knowhere.

[@lamarrjohnson1180]

It made me who I am today

[@rotoscopic8757]

Freeze Frame at 1:15 "Yuup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this ridiculous situation..."

[@dmghostman555]

💀💀💀

[@D1lanschannel]

Bro lmaooo 😂

[@solehmuhammad1516]

Raccoon : "I wish I can be a helicopter" Chimp : "say no more"

[@rajasultanmubarrar3556]

What a comment😂

[@dillababy9114]

It ain't no shimmer and shine round here

[@mookeychase0907]

Check out how far he tossed it behind his back using minimal effort, that's how strong they are, wheew!

[@tomhuelle3735]

I've heard of flying squirrels, but never a flying raccoon!

[@yawiththeya3379]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joa-squidfukker1372]

"They're hunting. You know like Daddy hunts deer." No Daddy doesnt yeet deer.

[@Woodside235]

You don't know that. Deer yeeting is a great pastime.

[@Tony-td6wj]

I do love a good deer yeeting

[@mrdude88]

Until daddy yeet deers.

[@raidcallybe]

Yeah that was one of the worse comparisons I've heard.

[@zakadams762]

They are psychotic killers like cats but substantially stronger than a person

[@seazein]

Two types of people in this world 1. 0:52 awww poor thing let it go! 2. 0:56 LMAO CHEAP SHOTS

[@ZeranZeran]

this video makes me sad, but that made me bust up laughing The racoon lived. I looked it up. Poor lil guy

[@edgardomendez1703]

0:34 yeet

[@swelly84]

Cheap shots was the one for me

[@HAL--vf6cg]

And they're probably married

[@michaelgonzalez4698]

Screw racoons

[@honkeykong9563]

Imagine the G-Forces 0:33

[@Night-bot-ip4]

Imagine you being a loner oh wait I don’t need to imagine that

[@WhyDidITryHim]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@Night-bot-ip4imagine you telling some one imagine being a loner while currently being a loner oh wait you are!

[@DivineShieldmaiden]

Raccoon: Finally, I found an escape Chimpanzee while grabbing its tail: RETURN TO MONKE!

[@matthewharris517]

That "RETURN TO MONKE!" legit had me 🤣🤣

[@muhammadrauf2600]

Hmmm 🤔

[@StrongFreeLovin]

Monke 😳 ...but.. why?? Monke 😳

[@nanoramirez9331]

Racoon: nooo i don't want be monke nooo

[@arkhamasylum7088]

Lol

[@nevaehrobles1423]

1:11 nature is beautiful Chimpanzee helps raccoon learn to fly ❤️

[@prathamshukla1280]

Hilarious! 😂

[@mrflippyfish6868]

Tiktok be here

[@bricktea3645]

Its the racoon's destiny to fly

[@mrflippyfish6868]

@@nevaehrobles1423 You got it from Tiktok

[@Robswrkshp]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@giandomenicosirgiovanni6397]

Raccoon: **gets dismembered alive and disemboweled** Zoo visitors: 😂😂😂

[@mishikokenkebashvili879]

@Sarah J they're stupid and terrible people because chimps are Vicious cruel things and they will rip apart even their own family members if they get angry let alone some annoying raccoon who probably got decapitated after the camera stopped recording.

[@velocityrapture7047]

@@mishikokenkebashvili879 I can imagine the zoo visitors reactions if that happened

[@burlapjack1464]

None of that happened though

[@ochoforreals]

Exactly. How DARE they enjoy being at the zoo, the location they payed to visit. Fucking terrible people right?

[@adfinemrising]

@@ochoforreals i dont think that that is the point of a zoo. You pay to see animals NOT watch them murder another animal. Amazing what money can do to people these days

[@allenlorenz6383]

The raccoons fighting for his life. You wouldn't be laughing if it was you.

[@kaidenparryjr633]

Ok sorry allenlorenz6383

[@kingsky1567]

Raccoon:Enters zoo Monkeys: "Yo let's do a DIY frisbee tutorial!!"

[@f20b94]

Lol

[@thewhovianhippo7103]

Chimp there more closer to us than monkeys

[@kingsky1567]

Apes,chimps I can care less tbh

[@thewhovianhippo7103]

@@kingsky1567 kk

[@fatherfucker2000]

0:33 Okay but the way it spins though-

[@sirenofthesea7802]

It's like a goddamn frisbee! 😂

[@tenshi1333]

i hate anime, well I hate people like you. L>O>S> ER.

[@purplepachi9191]

McWeeb you have an anime profile pic though

[@RedsHitpostMedia]

The power of the spin is this the strength of Tusk 3

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

i hate anime name checks out

[@timmm8686]

The racoon survived guys. I found an old news report that states, that the apea hit it a few more times but then it got away

[@thescholarlychronicler1805]

Phew... hopefully it tells its friends to stay away from that area.

[@instadam864]

Tim investigates

[@Grovesie35]

@@timmm8686 😂 I salute you my friend!

[@JacobMeza-pro-footballer]

@@Recuper8 bruh raccoons get run over and still survive, they're like opossums, the majority of them live their life with fractured bones and whatnot

[@calicolovesotter2099]

Yay!

[@radicaljunior]

The thumbnail 😂😂😂

[@aalianakbar]

For anyone wondering what happened in the end, well the raccoon escaped the enclosure.

[@AndorRadnai]

Thank god!!! That could have gone out way worse!!

[@mobetta2092]

You sure about that? This link below must be a different video then. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oF6TlKBpacqHpa8

[@aalianakbar]

@@mobetta2092 yes it is a different video

[@mobetta2092]

@@aalianakbar I wonder how common it is for raccoons to venture into such an exhibit because you're right...one video is said to have taken place at the KC Zoo and the other in the St. Louis Zoo.

[@aalianakbar]

@@mobetta2092 yeah right🤔

[@shaws85]

I looked it up, the raccoon made it out in one piece.

[@jasephreedy7796]

A link please

[@briagann]

Please for the love of God. I watch this video every single day crying my eyes out. The cruelty of this world baffles me. The link would stop my suffering.

[@Yeetingmicrowavesatcars]

My heart is at peace now

[@aupra9010]

why do people come back to this video

[@briagann]

@@aupra9010 I return every day

[@ChildEater_404]

Raccoon: when I grow up, I wanna go to the moon! Chimps: why wait!

[@lordiman112]

underrated reference

[@JustAnAnimal]

Space Chimps 🚀

[@demarckusrutledge3577]

Underrated

[@danielscissorhands]

I hope the racoon survived and healed. Poor thing. :-(

[@morganjanelle4282]

@danielscissorhands I Googled it just now.....According to two articles I read, both articles said that the raccoon was okay & made it's escape from the chimps' enclosure. (The 2 articles were on WTOL (news station out of Toledo, Ohio) and ABC30 (news station out of Fresno, California.)) It happened in Oct 2012, at the zoo in St. Louis, Missouri.

[@danielscissorhands]

@@morganjanelle4282 Aww, thanks. ♥️

[@pliniojr95]

@@morganjanelle4282 fucking chimps. Glad to know the raccoon escaped.

[@fer7574]

@@morganjanelle4282my gawd first person that can actually say: “source” 😂

[@danielscissorhands]

@@marlinchen6315 Marlin, are you some sort of scientific genius? 🙄

[@dswegkingehy4231]

Everyone's laughing Bruh they're Tryna eat it

[@mobbarley1102]

Its funny at first but, not sure how the guy is still laughing, it’s actually sad when it tries to get through the hole.

[@Alanixs2242]

Yhea if it was a wild chimp group thing blood would show up really fast... This captivity chimps prob dont know what to do so theyll probably play around with it untill it dies and then wont even eat it

[@Нет-ш4м]

It’s really not sad. Racoons do no good and are heavily overpopulated. If you kept chickens or small animals on land you’d understand these cause lots of problems

[@Alanixs2242]

@@Нет-ш4м idk but the last time i checked humans do no good either, they are just trying to survive just like us and there is not really a reason why we are "better" than them, we happen to be at the top rn i just think is stupid to asume we will always be

[@sukotsutoCSSR]

@@Alanixs2242 As humans, we should be on top. These little critters won't be making power plants and smart phones anytime soon . We did more in a year for civilisation than any of these little buggers did in 100,000 years. We show mercy and benevolence to these critters, but if any of them tries something against us, we vote them out of their ecosystem.

[@sigeam9936]

Raccoon: Stuck in bush Chimps: He’s too dangerous to be left alive!

[@AnakinSkywakka]

Its not the ape way, he must live!

[@waltonkromer2702]

Raccoon: No, I'm too weak. Please, dont kill me!

[@rac6348]

I like how the chimp doesn’t even look back when he throws the raccoon 😂😂😂

[@michaelclayton3114]

Thank goodness for the racoon surviving that fall . Tough as a cock roach at midnight .

[@pierrevalentino5250]

😂😂 boy said “kobe” before launching it

[@michaelclayton3114]

Like abandoned luggage at the airport .

[@siouxsieslime2985]

He didnt even need to check on it , he knew he sent that shit lmfaoo

[@Ste88til2]

He dished it behind the back like Magic johnson 😂

[@grant4974]

That guy laughing is actually one of the monkeys, that’s why he sounds like that

[@riverh6998]

Racoon: *tries to escape* Chimps: Nah nah nah, we're not done here

[@SW-et6xj]

😂😂

[@havilarborssa4138]

Chimps: Your pretty fast, we’ll give you that. but not fast enough

[@Adam-wy7mj]

" raccons have an intellect close to chimps" Chimps: and we took that personally...

[@libanmohamed2207]

Lol 😆 Jordan mindset.

[@bread5085]

0:42 raccoon: yes I can finally escape! chimpanzees: *you can’t escape MONKE*

[@wutthabuck8772]

MONKE ! Love Kyle Hill lmao

[@naniyoda6615]

Raccoon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@bacon_haired_dude7050]

MONKE DOMINANCE

[@AndrewDukes]

Chimps are apes

[@Pwnzistor]

Chimpanzees aren't moneys though.

[@rogaldorn7016]

Chimps: "YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"

[@raccoonboye5361]

I remember so clearly. This is a flashback I can’t stop having. F in the chat for anybody dumb enough to think chimps are cute.

[@johnkillshard6599]

It ok raccoon 🦝 I love you 😘

[@gezzapk]

Did you make it out alive dude

[@elperronimo]

I never understood why people think baby chimps are cute, they look fucked up. Raccoons are always cute, even the adult ones.

[@omereskici9637]

@@gezzapk he did but not his mental health

[@user-bg8dc1vw1l]

Omg- that yeeting looked too epic u k?

[@priyanshukoram0702]

0:33 monke trying to find out if it works as boomerang

[@bigbootybanger]

Raccoomerang*

[@Pwnzistor]

Not a monkey

[@TheUnrecognised-oo4pb]

😂😂😂

[@SwedishPup]

that raccoon has never been in more danger in its entire life

[@PumpkinHoard]

I mean, pretty sure it died. So yeah. Imminent mortal danger. They still had a hold of it so good chance they ripped it to pieces and possibly ate it. Even *IF* it got away, it's probably going to die as a result getting tossed like a rag doll. That impact broke some bones for sure. Ruptured organs, probably. Honestly impressed it managed to get up and make a break for it, it looked hurt and dazed. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug I guess.

[@dreadlook25]

it escaped

[@itsgonnabeokay9341]

​@@PumpkinHoardIt didn't. Do some research before spewing bs

[@itsgonnabeokay9341]

​@@PumpkinHoard The raccoon escaped safely. Also, that fall didn't do anything to him. Just like cats, raccoons are pretty good at falling. Your comment just screams ignorance lol.

[@j.kaltist.333]

This was one of the first warnings. The Random Chimp Event is inevitable.

[@obamgma]

Travis the chimp was also a warning. There’s no way we can stop it.

[@PauloHenriqueoSOAD]

Poor Rigby

[@nocul_2705]

Lmao

[@sambaraka5228]

Richard is a great guy but y'know

[@mrrex2788]

Paulo Henrique bezerra da silva 😂 Nice one

[@moessie122champ8]

Rigby

[@u2yes1dnoedcpsabrinakittyb2]

Paulo Henrique bezerra da silva Poor Rocket Raccoon

[@oscargruber8582]

0:42 Racoon: A pipe! Its my moment Chimp: HES GETTING AWAY!!!

[@SpringDoom3829]

DO NOT LET IT LIVE!

[@SlothOfTheSea]

Raccoon: finally, an escape route! Chimp: *Y O I N K*

[@Harriskar]

I laughed a little to hard at that. God damnit

[@shreckcarson5626]

Top 10 anime battles 0:33

[@bill775]

LOL

[@irgendeinname9256]

Looked funny but the way the raccoon almost escaped hurt. Damn he should have been 1 second faster. I wonder if he survived

[@anthonyjennings3279]

He makes it back to the pipe in the next video

[@brodyrhodes1624]

00:34 And that is how Rocket got his name, as he flew through the sky

[@Monke_Loverboy]

Fucking beautiful

[@butters5682]

him getting jumped by the chimps only made him stronger, forming him into the rocket we know today, and when he finds those chimps...they will be sorry

[@DPhoenixMMA]

funny

[@tedcorebernays7960]

😂😂😂 also explains why he needed the 6 million dollar man rebuild.

[@dimitridevin7883]

Ah oui c'est vraiment très drôle!!!!!!! Grosse merde

[@pineappleexpresso8302]

Raccoon: I wanna be a helicopter. Chimps: Say no more!

[@beorlingo]

Stolen. Shame on you!

[@pineappleexpresso8302]

@@beorlingo Lol, I could never.🤣🤔😏

[@Thepuggleparty]

700 keks

[@joezjymnazium77]

OMFG I'M DYING!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Sleep-is-life_0]

Indiana voice: helicopter helicopter 🎶

[@3spicy5u72]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Raccoon: Yup that’s me, your probably wondering how I ended up in this situation... it all started in the summer of 82

[@Thatbookishguy69]

3spicy5u hahaha

[@LOSFOUFOUP]

*freeze frame in the middle of the throw* That should totally be a thing.

[@ChronologicalFern]

That is the best comment here. And that's coming from someone that didn't laugh at the video.

[@paulbx01]

This comment literally has me crying 🤣

[@roachkiller2442]

@Willow for god's sake, shut up. this isn't grammar class

[@KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb]

Poor raccoon, she had so much to live for.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Aside from yeeting it 20 - 30 feet it looks like they were more "playing" with it rather than straight up attacking or trying to eat it. I'm sure they would've been a lot more savage if they were in full attack mode. Still feel for the poor Raccoon though, evolution hasn't equiped him to deal with such creatures

[@johnwright8873]

There’s a second part to the video. They tore the raccoon apart

[@johnwright8873]

Whoever’s liking this is sick

[@DanielBro42]

@@johnwright8873 where can i find the video

[@minciNashu]

@@DanielBro42 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGrUiZ5vqNZ5a7M

[@I_am_a_cat_]

@@DanielBro42 why would you want to

[@givesugasomefugu9579]

Raccoon: "When I grow up I'm gonna be a helicopter!" Chimp: "Why wait?" 0:34

[@Cepterk]

Did you just make a hilarious ASDF reference?

[@humanity600]

😂😂😂😂

[@darkgamersupreme2348]

@@Cepterk haven't heard that name in years

[@Yokai_Nu]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@HisDudeness2020]

Chimp: "Being a helicopter raccoon has consequences though..." Raccoon: "Like what?" Chimpanzee: "Well this." (Proceeds to Junk Punch the Raccoon)

[@kingo_ha]

0:32 "GAME!"

[@omereskici9637]

Qualified underrated comment

[@francescolombardi3438]

THIS GAME'S WINNER IS CHIMP!

[@thidderreal]

THE WINNER IS RED TEAM

[@Feliciatanktop]

💀💀💀 sudden death

[@litteshelton4812]

@@francescolombardi3438 Donkey Kong!

[@goldenknight007]

Trash panda tails in the chimp pen is the equivalent of wearing capes in the incredibles movie.

[@larrycung9131]

If this was a cat or a dog, the internet would have raged and shouted "put down the chimps".

[@oliverj.8266]

Dude ofc, people consider cats and dogs as pets. Basically everybody consider raccoons as some sort of pest - it's all about the soceity perception (which obv is shitty)

[@delerocky]

I've heard stories where raccoons killed people's pet cats. So let's not act like they're cute and cuddly.

[@delerocky]

@@kiteooo1652 Go ahead ahead a start killing cats and see if they don't put your ass in jail, at least here in the USA. People invest their time and money in their pets and that would make killer raccoons a problem. I have never had a pet, but I was just making that point.

[@GenericProtagonist7]

I would have been more upset with the person who introduced a dog or cat into the enclosure seeing as, I'm pretty sure, neither of those are as mobile as a raccoon.

[@earthwormjim420]

@@delerocky and? dogs kill cats on a daily basis... wtf were you even trying to say with that statement

[@hasanahmed1976]

Raccoon enters enclosure Monkeys: "Peace was never an option"

[@crowley2158]

Apes*

[@dinoxman8584]

Henri Duarte They’re basically the same thing but slightly different in shape, size and colour.

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

@@succfusion man these foreigners sure are mean to all Americans, and by Americans I say all that live on the freaking continent, seriously these folk think themselves so better It makes me wonder why we even share the planet, eh well those who think are intelligent really only think so themselves. Mindless fun is an more enjoyable.

[@worstpianist3985]

You know what they say, "If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey it’s an ape"

[@gamingcreatesworlddd2425]

@@worstpianist3985 that's why they were holding raccons tail they are jealous of that tail

[@debombibandebumbo6986]

There's only one word to describe that an that word is: *YEEEET*

[@cullendugas228]

Yep lmao

[@G1rl0nline]

YOTED

[@WillieGee1970]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why Is It The Guy That Says Cheap Shots Sounded Like Shaggy

[@chad8813]

@@G1rl0nline nah

[@Neon.Almond]

Leave my planet

[@koopanique]

Praise the cameraman! The video is horizontal and always keeps the subject matter in frame. Good job!

[@senorpigeon9564]

Rigby when he tries to steal Skips’ coom socks.

[@stegotyranno4206]

Regular show refference!

[@thesavagetaxman846]

"We tried it the nice way, now we do it the *Skips* way"

[@bl4nK-p9i]

More like Rigby when he cheated at arm wrestling

[@stegotyranno4206]

Sans yah man

[@HeisyGames]

I’m now glad I came here

[@theblueduck8765]

I love how that woman compared her husband to those chimps. “You know how daddy hunts deer?” 😂

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Damn, that right there was a violation

[@YouWillBeHappyOrElse]

@@MarloSoBalJr Even worse: He married a woman who doesn't understand the difference between killing an animal quickly and humanely, and slow-torturing it to death--and is teaching that lack of distinction to their child. He really needs to rethink his life.

[@ghoul4748]

@@YouWillBeHappyOrElse his first mistake was being born

[@eladrio2311]

@@YouWillBeHappyOrElse and the father is teaching their child that is good to kill living things for fun and sport

[@thebenancesmodesart]

@@eladrio2311 That's not the only reason people hunt though, and many hunters look down on sport hunting. The majority of people hunt to eat what they kill, or at least sell the meat. Hunting is sometimes done to help maintain proper numbers of a species.

[@LAgamer-xl6dk]

0:33, raccoomerang

[@YourMomPussStink]

Bro all these like and no comment well first if thats possible off a comment🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@MauveTopaz]

I'm so mean for laughing

[@sin3.144]

I was waiting for Stars to start playing XD

[@savagesaiyancumber7322]

😂😂😂😂

[@WhoThisMonkey]

@@yea5478 Everyone knows rocket is just a silly rabbit

[@ScootHasAYouTubeHandle]

typa shit rigby doing after mordecai bets $20

[@zackdelarocha8]

Well, there’s at least one psychopath in this video. Can tell by the “HuEaHueA!!”

[@SweetKingTanner]

Cameraman: "heHE!! cheApSHOtS!!"

[@tzarcaz_4385]

It’s a fucking raccoon , who cares.

[@______-xh4pn]

@@tzarcaz_4385 Only psychopaths wouldn’t care.

[@alst9147]

@@______-xh4pn should we call you a WAAAAHMBULANCE??? 😂😂😂

[@StrigWilson]

@@______-xh4pn or a southerner

[@Zeldafan1ify]

Zoo keeper: *slips a 20 dolla under the tree* give us a good show Monke: tanks mon

[@christeonflamer8471]

Not funny

[@Zeldafan1ify]

@@christeonflamer8471 boohoo for you, 18 people found it funny

[@randomfandom9459]

@@Zeldafan1ify make that 32

[@picollojr9009]

@@christeonflamer8471 74 people now

[@picollojr9009]

@@MAX-fo3ef what i find the most funny is the "tanks, mom" like the monkey is going to buy a tank-

[@agorist.boogaloo]

"Cheap shots" I'm dying 😂

[@viciousKev]

Lol drunk at the zoo

[@san709]

Chimp shots is what i thought he said

[@AncientEsper]

@@san709 that's actually a good one 😂😂😂

[@elizabethvega3910]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@wolfpax22]

Poor raccoon. I hope it managed to get away.

[@wresling300]

he didn't, the chimp ate his head while he was still alive

[@RetroLiminal99444]

0:41 they like “Boi were u goin?” 😂💀

[@informationjunkie]

Jumping out the grass like the last scare in a horror movie.

[@BlackPrince24]

Dude sounds like Shaggy when he says "Cheap shots"

[@kudaclash8538]

He sounds like pure stupidity.

[@KevinGost99]

@@kudaclash8538 haha raccoon go fwooooshhhhhh

[@ericpreston5826]

OHHH ZOINKS

[@goboy45]

@@kudaclash8538 Exactly! He sounds like the factory forgot to install an empathy chip in him at birth.

[@thatguyyousawthatonetime]

@@kudaclash8538 I imagine he looks like the villain of toy story 2

[@scorpion98ful71]

Lol over the hedge sequel?

[@EmperorPenguin1217]

scorpion98ful No, it’s OVER TEN FEET IN THE AIR!

[@brianweiss1403]

It's called into the pipe

[@Pro_hood]

People: poor thing let it go let it go A one guy Laugh

[@turtlesoup-gains]

PETA: NOO!! You can’t let the monkeys just toss around raccoons like that!! Monkeys: haha flying raccoon goes wooosh

[@hailgiratinathetruegod7564]

Apes

[@phronesismeister]

You're an idiot, too bad the monkeys can't have their way with you

[@godzillawithagun8233]

@@phronesismeister shut up dude

[@casey1921]

Raccoon machine go burrrr

[@vonxoliver]

Meanehile chimp doing cannibalism in the wild

[@finalbossmichael]

Somehow, that was more tame than I expected (grateful for that), but what I did not expect was the way that raccoon was thrown like a frisbee.