China's MOST Respected Army General is a JOKE

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Mao Xinyu is Mao Zedong's (Chairman Mao) grandson, and is emblematic of how broken the Chinese government and army is.
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[@oni8337]

👍

[@David_Lo_Pan]

Is there going to be an ADV, today?

[@Tacit_Tern]

The best defense against communist authoritarian dictatorship is to strengthen democracies from corrupting influences and nepotism. It takes an active and concerted effort of the people, to ensure that our democratically elected politicians are truly representing our interests. We must also address what hostile communist countries are doing, both domestically and abroad. Democratic Nations must stand together against their lawlessness in defense of global security, human rights, and enforce International Law.

[@Tacit_Tern]

@@David_Lo_Pan If there's a God. Otherwise we're all attending the Dyslexic Church of Dog.

[@dapperwolf6034]

Not only does he hold a high level position in the military but a whole high level of cholesterol and fat

[@BasicBobby]

Don’t interrupt your enemies when they make a mistake.

[@dapperwolf6034]

I say we meme him into the top seat at the CCP. Mao Jr for chairman

[@gabrieleea2789]

@@dapperwolf6034 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andash123]

Sun Tzu has nothing on the war theory and tactics of this guy

[@LIQU9or]

We tried that in russia, ended up with millions of lives ruined and counting

[@gideonmele1556]

It’s not like they would stop lmao

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

I actually feel bad for the guy. Surrounded for life by people who are legally compelled to lie to you instead of actually helping you improve.

[@dragonsforbreakfast3572]

Good point... that's so sad.

[@jamesharrison2763]

His never had a real friend.

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

@Plink It’s not sympathy, it’s pity.

[@blinklost]

Would you feel sorry or sad for him after you know he beats, kills n kidnaps people 🤔?!? You know mao is a killer then what is jr...

[@93hothead]

??? You feel bad for his feelings? When someone this incompetent should never be allowed into this position at all.

[@tba113]

It's been a while since I studied military theory, but I'm pretty sure the saying "An army marches on its stomach" wasn't meant to be taken literally.

[@HoangTran-wu6se]

The main principle is that, the army hasn’t moved yet but supplies are already at the destination.😅

[@jeffreykalb9752]

That would be another long march in this case.

[@lewiscleveland4661]

It's about the beans and the bullets without either you have no army.

[@WarFoxThunder]

LMAOOO

[@Cyberfender1]

A stomach full of Boogers!

[@Katharina-rp7iq]

Actually, this guy is pretty chill. I have watched other stuff and while he isn't particularly smart, he is very well aware of his position and how others see him. He is smart enough to know what's going on and not try anything stupid or suicidal, like letting people convince him that he's some kind of perfect human being because he's Mao's grandson. The odd thing is that this guy is saying things like 'listen to the people' in public to the CCP leadership and he gets away with it, because that is supposedly what the CCP is all about.

[@YangLiu-fx9yn]

The system makes the person. He's just a funny guy also keep learning sth from the west. after checking his interview video, i felt he has some comedian DNA...

[@user-nv1gm2zj7y]

@@YangLiu-fx9ynhe clearly doesnt have the north korean dna... he knows his place and doesnt want to shake the boat.

[@younisambutong8927]

may god protect this guy.

[@Xanrax]

Do you get the feeling that his life was dictated by others. If he wanted to lets say become a painter he doesn't have that choice. He's kinda a prisoner of his name.

[@tommy0con2]

So he is just a self aware tool

[@nolanolivier6791]

My family lived in Xian between '86-'88. My dad told me a story about riding his bicycle past a detail of soldiers in the quick march. When he waved at them as he overtook, the entire formation collapsed into a gaggle of enthusiastic waving.

[@shastasilverchairsg]

Was he white? I guess if a Chinese person waved they would think they are weirdos.

[@cedricdellafaille1361]

Chinese people are very nice people ! Very warm

[@sp11oki]

They are nice but are forced to be mean by xi

[@bsjddjk]

common citizens of almost all countries just want to earn ,give their children a better future & live a happy life its politicians & specially in communist country who manipulates & brainwashes thinking of ppl

[@Anonymous-iw4hx]

even better, during a trip in tibet, i was at a glacier close to lhasa, and i had to go to the toilet, and there was some PLA soldiers as well, as i finished my business and walked out, some high ranking soldier, probably a general, walked to the toilet building and i saluted him in a soldier way AND HE ACTUALLY saluted me back, just loved that, made my day. ps. yeah i am not chinese

[@DreamHHS]

Xinyu is largely in a ceremonial role due to name only, and the lowest ranking general in the PLA ground force. My assumption is that he is elevated such because Xi has used his grandfathers legacy to consolidate power himself which makes/made Xinyu useful. All I’m saying is never underestimate your enemy. Even though this guy is a total tool.

[@fidelcashflow7057]

Yeah 10,000 out of 2.1 million in their military is nothing

[@joshuawilson1861]

@@fidelcashflow7057 but he's also one of many generals in an overtly corrupt army staff

[@kzuv7615]

he is just a puppet

[@aSSGoblin1488]

pretty sure his lieutenants generals and superiors have more sense and would bypass this dude if they have a lick of sense. though corrupt stuff like this is what destroyed the russian army if the higher ups are corrupt you can be sure the roots are rotten too

[@brandonboi9465]

Out of the 2 million men china "supposedly" has I'm pretty sure that only 3 maybe 4 regiments are actually combat trained. Most of the "military life" that their soldiers go through revolves around marching and singing communist party songs. Corruption? Definitely. Design? Absolutely. Think about it. You run what is basically an ethnocentric fascist dictatorship that spends the majority of its time oppressing your people. The absolute LAST thing you want to do is train and equip soldiers to take on other governments. After all, if they can tople a government, what's to stop them from topling you? That's a baseline communist thought. Stalin killed of all the red guard. And Mao killed all of the red scarves. The very people that got them into power.

[@andrewyou8763]

I am Chinese and I don't know this guy but one thing that I can tell you is that he is there for the show because of the bloodline but I highly doubt he can make any decision or anything

[@Cyberfender1]

Maybe so, We should continue to pray for good for him. I repent of saying bad about him.

[@timumbra2476]

I think he can make choices like “can I pick my nose with the left or right hand “

[@LM-xw7ii]

I'm inclined to agree. China has done a lot of ridiculous things, but this feels like a front.

[@theomars1433]

I once worked on a car camera project in China. The camera is mandatory to be installed in any truck in order to prevent drowsy driving due to a new regulatio, and all products need permission to be put in the market. And my boss mentioned how he managed to get an official in the traffic department to permit our product, and we were still in early development at the time.

[@FreedomElliott]

I don’t think anyone in China actually respects him lol, they are clearly subtly mocking him

[@suspicious2delicious]

China is harsh. lol poor boy.

[@100RAmen]

that's right. everyone mocks this guy. he is only around because of grandad Mao.

[@orrorsaness5942]

@@100RAmen oof 😅

[@cisarovnajosefina4525]

"soldiers, uhhh... Go to the enemy and shoot at them... Yeah that will show them for... Uhh... Yeah"

[@Clover0528]

@@100RAmen i think the only reason why he is in that position because he is the descendant of Mao his grandfather.

[@claymorexl]

This makes Jar Jar’s appointment as General in ep 1 look like a master class in leadership.

[@oisnowy5368]

Mesa like dis.

[@ThirtytwoJ]

Made more sense, least he only had a speech impediment.

[@Cadiangrunt99]

@@ThirtytwoJ yeah for all of Jar jar's shit, he was one hell of a diversion in a fight.

[@murphy7801]

@@Cadiangrunt99 jarjar was pysops gungang plant. Gungangs got an equal share of planet after.

[@shastasilverchairsg]

Mao Xinyu bombad general!

[@mattodonnel2835]

I read a huge book on the opium wars and I was shocked at how ridiculous they were/are. They would literally be telling the Emperor "We have won a great battle today, we will destroy them", when in fact the opposite was true.

[@RomaInvicta202]

Sounds a lot like US "winning" the war in Afghanistan

[@BC-vl4rn]

the ridicule was foe england to plant that war in first place. Brit made todays china

@@BC-vl4rn Didn't really matter who started it first, can you imagine being a army general and even your men aren't even allowed to give you actionable intels? It's about war tactics, China sucked and is still sucking at it which is why they aren't policing anyone these days like the Europeans.

[@KerberosVal]

bro imagine selling narcotics to another country and then waging war based on "free trade" on them because they banned ur narcotics.

[@TomasFunes-rt8rd]

@@KerberosVal No, that's a myth. It was about China's and Britain's BALANCE OF PAYMENTS. The morality of narcotics didn't enter into it - if you think it did, then consider this : China spent a year trying to grow their own opium before realising that they had the environment to grow it all wrong. And, they condemned it as "foreign," not as "immoral," wit characteristic Chinese racism.

[@JankyToe]

The only thing that guy ever conquered was dinner.

[@larrykang2586]

😳

[@user-is8mz4pg6x]

😂😂😂 👏

[@redwolf92]

people laughed at him for being an incompetent general, he laughed at the people for having him as an incompetent general.

[@Mr-Ad-196]

Don't forget you can use him as a scapegoat if thing went south........... yeeeea his basically a puppet that can be discarded when it no longer have any use.....

[@nuclearboy2740]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@enionkalles8417]

@@Mr-Ad-196 He can bring a successful failure for the Army.

[@Mr-Ad-196]

@@enionkalles8417 he could put the money in my pocket if I am a highly corrupt general........and then I just bail out with the money to another country.....

[@nasis18]

I think he is aware of his situation. He's probably like fuck it, and goes with the flow.

[@learjetswatteam]

This is the kind of guy to lose battles on easy mode in Total War.

[@arranchace1306]

And starts to troll on forums in how the game needs to be Nerfed down as the problem is not him but the game, while having his daughter recites his great past victories to show his militairy genius

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

"EASTERN INFANTRY!"

[@mirceazaharia2094]

@@pavelthefabulous5675 *laughs in Silver Shield Phalanx*

[@mannyechaluce3814]

China already won the war without getting into battle, China runs the manufacturing and labor for the entire planet, China owns us all.

[@razer666L]

_Total War_ series is too complicated for a guy like him. Let him play _Command & Conquer: Generals_ instead. _15 minutes later, the guy still lost to an Easy AI in a "China vs. US" skirmish battle_

[@user-dy6oq4ou2v]

Gen. Mao's situation reminds me of Kim Jung-Un who, when first made leader, was referred to as the Young General. As far as I know, he'd never spent a day in the military before then yet he overnight became a general, and probably the top general since I can't imagine him reporting to someone else.

[@armadox9773]

Bro just played Call off Duty and Battlefield and ask by CCP. CCP: You have experience in war? Fat Gen: Yes, on Call of Duty and Battlefield CCP: Ok youre promoted

[@vinhphucnguyen7405]

The poor guy is the boss in theory only. He is a mascot that will be the target of blame when his underlings messed up. No one in the PLA will ever take his words as command, but he will be responsible for every f up and corruption in the army. That is the real disgusting fact I get from this.

[@gabrieleea2789]

A PLA punching bag 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angelachouinard4581]

Yes, his remark about not being able to leave China because he might change his beliefs shows that even he is aware he is just a showpiece on some level. If the need for a scapegoat arises he will do, never mind his grandfather then. You understand.

[@chrisherb9835]

This is like if we had Steven seagal as a US General

[@Adagm]

YES YEEES

[@berti9349]

Yeah,or you have Joe Biden as president.

[@chrisherb9835]

@@berti9349 Thats even worse

[@314rft]

And yet Russia has Steven Seagal. Sure, not as a general, just as an official foreign minister of sorts, but still.

[@87Sakiel]

aint that what Ukraine is doing?

[@owl8074]

Dude is forced to be a major general Dude got bullied I laugh Dude cries I feel bad Dude prob thinks he should unalive himself

[@1Slap]

If you are strong appear weak, But if you are weak appear strong - Sun Tzu

[@mrmaxcarter2306]

Fun fact. He wasn't promoted for skill or ability or even sexual favors. He ate his way to the top

[@justforrow]

Lmao, facts tho

[@paulbiccum4862]

Hmmm

[@dwanemarsh4378]

NO, this dude was given the spot due to his family name, and is being used by XI. He has no real staff, as he ate them all!

[@KeyboredCoward]

> < Gold!

[@KINGhotaru11]

Lol

[@joshgiesbrecht]

Mao fun facts: 1. His dad had suspected schizophrenia. 2. He works as a "researcher" at the PLA-AM, the same place he received his "doctorate". 3. He is a published "author". 4. A journalist referred to his promotion to major general as "an insult to the Academy of Military" (AM), while a spokesperson for AM referred to his" many achievements" as the reason for his promotion. Mao himself suggests "family factors" played a role lol. 5. He's on an advisory board for the central government. 6. He took up a teaching position at Guangzhou University where he teaches Mao Zedong Thought. 7. His first wife died in a political prison. 8. Has a son named Mao DongDong.

[@Leechlordfestus]

Alright that’s based

[@doubleline7351]

Mao DongDong xD

[@mobilegamingyz5615]

He actually spoke about the need of democracy in one of the interviews. I think he's at least better than most of the spoiled kids of high rank officials I've met

[@patrickt49]

@@mobilegamingyz5615 Hopefully it's the developed world's definition of "democracy" and not some dysfunctional definition that China typically makes up.

[@mobilegamingyz5615]

@@patrickt49 He was encouraging government to hear people's voice before making a decision also stating they need to be watched by people and media to avoid corruption. Kind of surprised me that it came from this guy

[@negativeionz]

I love your work. Thank you for such excellent and entertaining journalism. Every once and awhile when someone talks about the dangers of China I link this video. And then I watch it again. Or if I talk about it and I'm making myself laugh remembering it, I'll send it to them and then I'll watch it again. It always makes me laugh like I did the first time.

[@jimmyerbe768]

20 bucks He EAT’s it !

[@user-gn8op2yb3y]

"To confuse your enemy you first must confuse yourself" - some guy, I think

[@googleuser2609]

hahaha

[@Notmyname1593]

They cannot know your next move if you do not know your next move.

[@314rft]

@@Notmyname1593 I thought that was the US's game plan. Now China's ripping that off too?

[@KevinTheStallion637]

My brother once told me he had to go meet a colonel in his office, and on the man's desk was a framed picture of a Russian colonel. And when he asked him what the picture was for, the colonel said he was his counterpart and that it was a reminder that everyday he needed to do his job better than that guy. I thought it was a cool story

[@rhettnoel2526]

Kinda dope mindset

[@henrycarlson7514]

Good idea

[@Cereal251]

Damm, and please tell that pfp you have is searched

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

It’s going be easy because they’re in the russian army

[@kanenomoja]

“Dumb people don’t hat shouldn’t be on power…”. Gotcha. You definitely also just described 98% of our political leaders, bureaucrats, and leaders in education.

[@draman7225]

Canadian Prime Minister Admires them😂😂😂😂

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

He also doesn't know what it means if someone fought Russia in WW2. Lesson is, don't take Trudeau seriously... Unless you're in a high school drama class. Hopefully our next prime minister is at least a McDonald's manager or better.

[@martynas3722]

In Soviet Union there was a logic to this. If you have moron boss - you can manage him and pass anything through him, paying lip service. The ppls were called "aparatchik". With this scheme you can make few schemes: 1. Funnel the funds allocated to your dpt. For yourself and buddies keeping boss in the dark and casting blame if things goes south. (Shifting blame is kinda difficult though). Or if u rly need efficiency- you just parade your boss around, trying to keep him away as possible from important decisions or leading them onto those decisions. Inefficient? - way better than with a "smarter boss" :)

[@angelachouinard4581]

That's what my Russian friends have told me too. You can also find logic like this in the US in dealing with bosses. Also applies to a boss who doesn't give a d**n and will just go "Yeah, yeah" whatever you tell him.

[@noname-wo9yy]

If you ever watched a old UK program called yes minister that basically happens with the senior civil servants and the minister

[@LebowskiDudeful]

Wait, you called 'em the aparatus boys? They are called tools in America by its true leaders, women.

[@LebowskiDudeful]

@@angelachouinard4581 sounds like Trump appointing people in high places they know nothing about.

[@angelachouinard4581]

@@LebowskiDudeful Years ago I saw a clip where an American called out this Englishman because they let one family and a small elite rule the country forever. The Englishman answered by listing how many presidents we had that were related and how much the few wealthy families (Rockefeller, Kennedy etc) ran politics. Nepotism and appointing unqualified buddies is a universal disease. Mr. Trump has his faults but sadly that kind of thing goes on everywhere, China too.

[@MrLolguy93]

If you ever feel bad about your life, know that you can feel good when you see guys like this

[@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986]

Actually it’s depressing than a useless loser can have more handed to him his whole life than most people can ever earn from working hard

[@xinniether-pooh989]

If you ever feel too good about your life, know that some guy like this can take charge of the PLA.

[@honoraryamerica5943]

It's good for a laugh or two, but consider this dire fact, in spite of such nepotism, Chinas rise has been unmatched in history. Now, imagine what will happen if nepotism is eliminated? They will be even more formidable. I've tried for years to warn Americans of Canadas system of abuses and nepotism, with varying degrees of success. Too often it falls on deaf ears even as by extension/association it harms America. It all depends on how high up and what level of importance such nepotism impacts a nations security, economy or reputation Of course there are many issues with China which I have gleaned from watching others videos but it doesn't take away from their rise, much of it due to the Wests political decisions. We laugh without looking internally at our own deficiencies at our own great peril I assure you. It's been my thesis for years and the same nations we brushed off just a decade ago are more influential today, as I predicted. Just my two cents, some don't want to take "yes" for an answer though. I'm here if they are...

[@Ruiseal]

@@honoraryamerica5943 could i read this thesis?

[@richardreynolds6398]

@@honoraryamerica5943 Your two cents? Aaaahahahaha - what a load of straight up hooey. China is being hollowed by Xi's corruption and will fall from it's own weight. Canada, not so much. But did you get your $.50? - aaaahahaha. You're as good as Round Boy in the video, which...isn't.

[@mikestewart4752]

The PLA is going to start issuing crayons.

[@cumcumcum148]

At first i was like "Cmon man. He just picked his nose, he qas unlucky to be caught" but then you said he is illiterate ,oh boy,that is sad

[@gideonmele1556]

Feel bad for the guy in a way, he has to know he’s in over his head and used as a figurehead and secretly mocked. ‘Promoted into irrelevance’ and to keep an eye on him

[@Love_N_Let_Live]

Probably, but he does seem pretty badly mentally challenged so he's probably not too aware of a lot that's going on around him.

[@HungryLoki]

@@genebohannon8820 He said himself the party would never let him leave the country, seems he's keenly aware of his situation.

[@gideonmele1556]

@@genebohannon8820 it seems he is aware given some things he has mentioned, spitballing an idea out there: maybe he’s not as dumb as portrayed and simply a weird case of ‘forced nepotism.’ Dude gets degrees just for existing. It wouldn’t surprise me if he didn’t have a chance to be educated or corrected (who would be crazy enough in China to tell Mao Jr not to pick his nose in public except his parents?). The guy is a trophy, how aware he is of that fact, who knows?

[@alc5792]

I think it's moau Sr giving the finger to the ccp..

[@predragnikitz9106]

I was living in Beijing for 5 years, then 5 years in Guangzhou and around 1 year in Foshan, and I absolutelly agree with you. We need to help CCP to broke down so that Chinese people can be free againt after 70 years!

[@daryldaryl913]

I agree. I have lived in China for some time but not been there since Xi. China could have been so much more. I am appalled at what happened and still happens to the culture. To me the move against moral values as offered by Confucianism and Buddhism but than replaced with Mao/Xi worship is the most anti- Chinese concept. Ccp are the enemy of China and their deplorable heavy hand has retarded spiritual, moral and harmonious growth of the Nation.

[@dovydaslevanavicius9050]

no

[@lying_lynx]

@@dovydaslevanavicius9050 just leave you bot 😒

[@iron4517]

Although criticizing the government can get you to jail, people in China don’t really have much of difference in day to day lives like us so it’s really not that bad unless you live in the east where government support is low since it’s more rural but in most cases the people living in China are actually living very similarly to us apart from not having the ability to criticize the government

[@tomaskatinas1796]

@@dovydaslevanavicius9050 vatagalvis?

[@Lozwave]

dude your channel is one of my favourites, I love your takes and humour, and serpentza's channel is fantastic too

[@user-ym5bl2vl7c]

Chinese version of Steven Seagal.😜😜

[@oisnowy5368]

That general does look like he won the war against McDonalds, confiscated all the burgers and other cardboard.

[@gabrieleea2789]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clayton19931]

😂

[@ras351]

He looks like he could be good friends with Colonel Sanders too.

[@Dinoslay]

It’s why they killed all of those fish with their guns around Taiwan. Clearly he needed something to eat.

[@stalinsoulz7872]

And proceeds on a Food conquest of Declaring war for resources like KFC and Wendy's

[@ShiroZ31]

Possibly the most regarded General ever.

[@igarescapparo4422]

A fellow WSB man of culture

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

TWU

[@MrBluman999]

@Halic damn, you beat me

[@kevlan229]

He is certainly a General of all time

[@Christinebanks11]

You can say retarded , it's okay

[@RobertXavier-kl8bj]

Can you do a series on this guy? ps. As a developmentally delayed person, who took 20 years to catch up to normal level, I approve of this video. Its informative & funny. General Cha Siu isn't being hurt by it. Plus you look like you're having a fun time reporting on it :)

[@314rft]

To add to this, I am personally autistic, and I can 100% confirm that, just based on the handwriting and how it has that same lack of control look that mine has, Mao Xinyu has *something*.

[@Sam_the_Sham_and_the_Pharoahs]

What's the Chinese translation for Semper-Pie? When you said he was Mao's grandson, it all made sense.

[@A.N.N.E.X]

Mao Xinyu is one of the most dangerous generals in China he commands respect and authority the way he single handedly eats his troops is legendary.

[@moritamikamikara3879]

The chonker of Beijing. If he gets behind your lines, you can say goodbye to all your food logistics!!

[@ho-leesheet5923]

@@moritamikamikara3879 💀

[@vladtheinhaler8940]

By troops you mean boogers right?

[@tommyvictorbuch6960]

They sure know how to pick their generals, and he sure knows, how to pick his nose.

[@Plaprad]

Gotta keep those nasal passages clear so you can smell your enemies fear... Or something like that.

[@tommyvictorbuch6960]

@@Plaprad he might accidentally pull out his brain.

[@tommyvictorbuch6960]

@@josiahjacinto4156 maybe they're smarter than we give them credit for. Maybe he'll make the enemy die of laughter.

[@mandowarrior123]

@@tommyvictorbuch6960 brains can be corrupted by the west. He doesn't need it.

[@Hardbass2021]

They're picking their generals based on how big the booger they're going to get from their noses?

[@MrVsbt1]

A real life Eric Cartman 🤣

[@jakubsrbek8952]

Love it man!!!! Keep doing it.

[@corey2232]

I was grinning ear to ear the entire video, as it was just so funny seeing you try to hold back laughter talking about this guy 🤣

[@MemekingJag]

when you destroy chiang kai-shek's military academy's, but forget to build new ones after

[@jeraldsamuel5598]

You sound stupider than the subject of this video, read up on the Korean War🤪

[@MemekingJag]

@@jeraldsamuel5598 spotted the wumao

[@orrorsaness5942]

Lol 😂

[@Clover0528]

I wonder what china look like if chiang kai shek lead the country instead of Mao?

[@Cris_the_coder]

China wants these generals so these generals can't over top them lol but in military terms these guys would get f'ed

[@2socks4u]

Excellent example. The best of all your videos I have seen

[@huhhuhuuhh]

China's Peter Griffin

[@httm241]

Hey Lois I’m the PLA

[@bloobkat]

dont disrespect peter like that

[@gabrieleea2789]

@ Enemy Fluff No, this PLA "General" is lack of charisma and it will be insult to compare him with Peter 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@valacari]

😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂 awesome lol

[@salvatoremaglione6398]

General Griffin 🤣

[@Matt-df8kd]

I need that Obama sonic Harry Potter backpack now

[@kareemcarzan23]

America did elect George Hubert Walker Bush, then elect again George Walker Bush Jr and let him use the Patriot Act to away certain civil liberties for security inside America soil.

[@tarahSTEFI]

He could be a blessing to the Taiwanese people.. imagine him making decisions

[@batboy555]

They will come straight up the fortified beach

[@gabrieleea2789]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jcjko5504]

I don't think he got any real power to make any decision. He is just a jester of Xi because he wants to be Mao-the ll.

[@allewis4008]

"You attack Taiwan" "Very well General, how many boats will we use?" "Boats?"

[@sullivan912]

You can be sure that he isn't making decisions. He is a general in name only. He is a puppet with a convenient connection to the CCP's past.

[@crimsonclover1588]

What? Digging your nose while on national TV is a sign of respect 👀😂😂😂

[@nlimchua]

He's indulging in dialing up his rotary phone. Too many busy signals.

[@lynxfirenze4994]

The fact they let this guy out dressed like that is... yeah, I really have to hope that they're just taking the piss because the thought of people that incompetent actually having real power is just depressing. Unless he really isn't that stupid and he's just trolling everyone because his heritage means he's basically untouchable and can get away with it.

[@KudokuMaoh]

Wouldn't be surprised if his ultimate battle strategy ends up being sending their waves of soldiers to swarm enemy forces until the win. . . With heavy casualties on their own side of course

[@puddingsimon2626]

@@KudokuMaoh That doesn’t really work anymore tho, it already barely worked at d-day, the Germans had there newly MG42, to mow anything down, today we still have good old M2, and miniguns

[@danf7411]

Your either a party member military or a pleb. Out of 1.4 billion he was a very lucky man

[@mareegeorge8641]

Yes, it's a possibility!.. critical thinking is needed in the whole world today.. this is what is being suppressed!

[@lopezb]

Question is, would you like to be his left nostril?

[@deadgamer21]

General Lunchtime

[@padraig5335]

Isn't that anytime around noon?

[@Dagreenberg68]

Two boogers for me one booger for you three boogers for me. No boogers for you. Two more boogers for me one for you… is it lunch break yet?

[@user-po7iv4ni3o]

Couldn't help but notice the knockoff children's school bag with a lion cub that randomly says "ANUS" above it 😅

[@truthseeker2631]

Honestly I don’t blame maos grandson the poor guy is being forced to do this so he’s either stressed or just done with his job I couldn’t imagine being a army general in China unless they pay big big money.

[@justforrow]

Yeah, he should get a new job ,

[@dr.woozie7500]

He's eating as a coping mechanism.

[@asparagusstaging430]

@@justforrow There is not a single person on Earth, not even you, who would step down from a position of unconditional power and money.

[@justforrow]

@@asparagusstaging430 OK, you don't know me, but alright.

[@iamerror1699]

@@asparagusstaging430 Cincinnatus, Rome. There are still people like him.

[@robertdona8076]

You gotta wonder if this is somehow a plow by the Chinese government to release this footage out into the world, and make us feel relieved and our guard down with the idea of this man in charge of their military.

[@hampter7188]

Most probably is…he looks like he’s pretending to be a moron with his over exaggerated movements and facial expressions…I personally think he is a comedian playing a character

[@jobturkey7418]

That’s pretty dumb. Are you related to the general?

[@Stylenwavin]

@@jobturkey7418 its a legit tactic I could see the CCP deploy. Ever read the Art of War?

[@boris001000]

Maybe...

[@Dark-Lemonz]

See that’s somewhat what I think, it’s more of a red herring, to lure our security.

[@mxolisikhumalo1916]

Oversee coordination of missions? More like coordination of muffins 🤣🤣🤣

[@billylegrand882]

DEI hierarchy ,like the GUY AND GIGGLES. WHO THINK THEY ARE PRESIDENT AND V.P. RIGHT NOW!!

[@Revelations-cp6if]

My main question is, hearing about the many cases in which those of trusted positions are bribed to "OK" something such as the elevator inspector incident, what is it about China that makes that official value the bribe money more than the safety of others or even doing their job? I see a huge, stark contrast when Chinese officials do the oath and they're essentially saying, "Im dedicated to my country," and yet there's this unspoken rule or culture it seems of people not caring if the whole thing comes crumbling down.

[@gabrieleea2789]

Well... unscrupulous Corrupted Communist Pariah Regime of China are pathological liars!

[@auntdello5286]

If you take God out of the equation, don't expect anyone to have morals.

[@Namedman]

Corruption in china started becoming a workplace culture in the ccp. Because it’s now everywhere, if you refuse a bride you are seen as a outsider and a threat so your life will be at risk from other government officials that don’t want to be exposed. Once stuff like this becomes the norm, it’s always near impossible to get rid of it.

[@westmarkvratya2805]

They are manlets who only care about their little family unit, unable to care about anything else

[@shastasilverchairsg]

See the Stanford Prison Experiment.

[@stephen1569]

I have worked in major corporations on both sides of the Atlantic. I can't tell you how many people that I worked with made General Snot Boy look like a rocket scientist. They are everywhere.

[@user-jl2wd1it8h]

I'm also 456lbs mentally ill but my work won't trust me with a toilet brush. I will move to China and change my name to Mao Dong Lo Wang and claim to be a long lost great grandson of Chairman Mao.

[@SaschaEderer]

Never say never. Don’t get yourself blinded by what’s on the surface. That also goes for our militaries.

[@BUTCH0120]

"You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose." - Stuff Sun Tzu Said, Volume 3.

[@hughmungus1767]

I once said that exact thing in a small group of friends one time at a bar and one of my friends tried very hard to prove me wrong by reaching across the table to pick *my* nose. In her defense, I must mention that she missed and that she was quite drunk, two factors which I think were very closely related ;-)

[@moritamikamikara3879]

@reverendboaz5512 Does a submarine swim?

[@janisfok8848]

According to Wiki, he holds a PhD degree, hahahaha.

[@martiddy]

PhD in eating burgers

[@gabrieleea2789]

PhD for digging trenches-- nose 👃 😂😂😂😂😂

[@herchickenlegs4]

IS HE PICKING HIS NOSE WITHOUT WASHING HIS HAND AFTER??? ..LOL...😂😂😂😂😂

[@JerBuster77]

Well if China ever decides to invade Taiwan, they can use this guy as a boat.

[@vanesslifeygo]

this isn't the only guy with a fake degree. there was a top actor/dancer in china. He said he has a PhD. An actual academic guy asked him in chat if his dissertation shows up on [some Chinese database, where it SHOULD BE]. This actor didn't even know about this. He was exposed only after several years.

[@TROOPERfarcry]

Having an *actual* degree in "feminist-theory" isn't any different. Lying about a PhD, or having a real PhD in lies.... same difference.

[@justinmartin4662]

You can see how bad corruption can effect a modern military by researching the south Vietnamese government and military during the war, until it’s collapse. Platoons rendered incapable of combat because too many paid off their sergeant to cover for them leaving for a few days, the officers wouldn’t do anything because they were too busy being committing treason by selling off military equipment, and that’s just a few examples from the lower ranks that by themselves could have lead to their defeat.

[@XOFInfantryman]

True Tho to be fair Atleast some of the units stayed competent till the end ARVN Rangers were hella based

[@coh2conscript851]

Average southern L

[@prolotherapy]

You have no clues about the VN war, stop sprouting bullshit you’ve learned from the corrupt leftist media.

[@coh2conscript851]

@@prolotherapy delusional

[@JohnKoenig-db8lk]

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I ATE YOUR DESSERT!"

[@silverbackag9790]

Looks like he ate Kim Jong Un and asked for seconds.

[@rocketradio9694]

I can't believe how crazy that society is. And these lunatics have nuclear weapons. Love your programs keep up the good work

[@yin8838]

Yeah they have nukes do you consider them lunatic? 😂

[@kytheriagaming2184]

@@yin8838 your comment makes no sense.

[@yin8838]

@@kytheriagaming2184 that’s your problem.

[@mbaxter22]

Our side has nukes, too, and that's what worries me.

[@ripzonar1542]

@@mbaxter22 is it me or there are only weird people on positions of power all over the world?

[@CallMeConCon]

Dude looks straight outta WALLIE

[@justinwolf7490]

Mao Shin yu is like playing with him as General on Dynasty Tactics on God Mode.

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

Always a pleasure to watch this video. Mao Xinyu holds a... special position on my shitlist. He is a... remarkable... party member, to say the most.

[@gareth449]

As Napoleon said ( never interrupt your enemies when they are making mistakes )

[@mandowarrior123]

They say he had the squits thus away most of the day and his second was a blithering idiot.

[@Daycros]

Unless it is some kind of Suntzu ruse, and he is secretly a military genius. In that case, very very convincing job. First time ever I actually expected someone in a generals uniform too drool.

[@shastasilverchairsg]

Like Sun Bin.

[@mandowarrior123]

I wonder if he is there to inspire the peasant soldiers.

[@Daycros]

@@mandowarrior123bw

[@user-lc8yc4cq5n]

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” I think we just won.

[@OkieOrganix]

🤔 UFC should see if they can sanction a jello slap wrestling match between that guy and general Miley. Everyone would buy some bud lights and watch that.

[@BetterWokeThanAsleep2]

Excellent keep it up!

[@okzz666]

That quote "China runs like a boring version of game of thrones" sums it up perfectly lol

[@Tri_Nguyen_]

Whenever you feel that life sucks, remember that atleast you weren't born in a country like this.

[@Namedman]

It’s always annoying when people never realise how lucky they are to be born in a western country

[@blinklost]

@@Namedman or just being in the US is luckier then being born there...thankfully they escaped china.

[@serpenshitandlaowhy86arebo72]

@@Namedman until your son or dotter come back in a shoe box and some free bullet for the burial hahahaha

[@raqamsonofmanasseh8784]

No noodles for you! How dare you mock such awsome country that gave you Covid and cheap knick nacks, fake food and fake pharmaceuticals and real high quality fentanyl!

[@yona1478]

I am lol moved out tho.

[@charlesegan-wc8ug]

This was fucking hilarious thank you

[@joshburn4650]

Bro is living life on recruit difficulty

[@kathleenchiu1318]

Love your shows & praise your courage in disclosing all evil deeds & corruptions within the Chinese government to the public !!!

[@tropixi5336]

man just wanted to breath lmao

[@mikestewart4752]

It’s so easy to imagine him issuing the order to “Launch ALL our missiles!” at one single ship in the ocean.

[@TheGrace020]

Keep up the good stuff Laowhy 💪

[@nathans.3751]

Don’t you worry about ending up on a hit list? You are one of the most outspoken that I know of, and awesome work by the way. Be safe.

[@314rft]

Iirc both Laowhy86 and Serpentza currently live in the US, and the US has increasingly grown wary of any potential Chinese activities and is trying to put a stop to that, so there's that.

[@TheRealToastman]

I actually respect ppl that speaks up. I am glad there is a voice. Major balls.

[@thomasewatt]

Ngl I want to make a Winnie the Pooh meme of expectations vs reality

[@anthonylong9067]

If the Panda Express logo came to life

[@andrewguerra9343]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[@infinit128]

So what we in India have also some kind of that version one ever youth Grandson of Our first PM .😜😜😜

[@es68951]

I think he is so highly regarded as a poet because he writes with the language that even I, someone who barely knows any Chinese, can read and understand. Highly regarded🧠

[@baldmista1907]

His poetry is too advanced and incomprehensible for our mortal human brains

[@leprechaunbutreallyjustamidget]

Imagine this guy in a command center pointing at a map and asking "what's this say" and "can you read me the take out menu"

[@PaulvonOberstein]

Most likely he will be kept far away from any real command authority during an operation.

[@mandowarrior123]

He is there to inspire the peasants.

[@user-jl2wd1it8h]

My friend Wang Mao Dong is a China army veteran. He was 564lbs and illiterate

[@kayeleesabey1383]

Seriously, this is scary.

[@michaellan78]

Each military badge he received is each time he caused his nose to bleed by picking it too much. Never ending war with his debris inside this nostrils. Often he gets wounded with nose bleed.

[@davejones9469]

Once in high school English class, I forgot to write a poem for homework, so I whipped one up in 5 minutes and handed it in. My teacher called me up and said it nearly brought him to tears, and when I said it took 5 minutes in a rush, he said "I'll pretend I didn't hear that".

[@emrecanarduc4378]

weird that your success in writing fast and good poems is bad for him huh

[@xinniether-pooh989]

Mao Zedong was considered a "poet" when I was in elementary school. We were made to recite his poems. Good thing Mao wasn't very literate either so his poems were easier to remember than the ancient poems from Tang or Song Dynasty.

[@theemirofjaffa2266]

@@xinniether-pooh989 😅😂😆🤦‍♀️

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

I thiink that juat means you're a genius

[@jessn.3851]

I basically did that for all my poems in college, always got a good grade. Some people are just better at writing than others.