Chinese Jedi Reviews Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order

[@RealRanton]

Live On Twitch Monday to Thursday 1pm CEST www.twitch.tv/realranton

[@YenConjuring]

NO, COME BACK TO UPLOADING REGULARLY ON KZbin. WE LEGIT MISSED YOU!!!

[@OliversWorld333]

RESPECT for the 3 years of Monk training but JEDI......bro.......😈😎😇

[@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337]

Hey Ranton I noticed that you privatized Shadow of war and ME Andromeda they were my favorite reviews from you.

[@alexr6068]

Dude, change the video title. You're Chinese jedi DISCIPLE, not a jedi knight of the round table.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

10 seconds of Ranton’s video takes more effort and editing than KZbin Rewind. That’s a fact.

[@nedy1382]

Cant say no, cuz its fking ∞% true.

[@zen7197]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache fax

[@vaayuo]

Absolutely!

[@IamRemigius]

and out comes annoying shit... Too many cuts, too many effects, too many everything... Perfect for little 10 year old kids with ADHD...

[@game_boyd1644]

HerosFabi ADHD*

[@OoXLR8oO]

This isn’t editing. This is poetry. Or crack. Whichever suits you better.

[@benjaminhewitt2376]

Why can’t it be both?

[@raghavsharma6741]

Poetry on crack

[@iambatman5809]

Crack on poetry

[@c1berserker744]

Croetry

[@rifath8152]

Or 12 bottles of Red Bull

[@arlecchino932]

It’s interesting to think that this guy was once a shaolin warrior monk

[@adriancarreira243]

Just what I was thinking XD, super cool

[@jonathanmora8208]

He wasnt a monk or a warrior he was a student

[@arlecchino932]

Jonathan Mora oh yeah! My thought still stands though

[@adriancarreira243]

@@jonathanmora8208 thx for the clarification!

[@WellBattle6]

Adri's wonder box He does have the instructor’s license though.

[@alexanderforbes1452]

I feel like I need to learn a few extra languages to fully enjoy this channel.

[@girodani4969]

I did and it's really worth

[@pioneer5400]

Girodani yo really?

[@nasseemnaffaa3266]

@@girodani4969 for real?

[@evias9943]

Definitely

[@averagemonke4428]

If you know englisch and you lived in some Ghetto areas in Germany you will be able to understand everything

[@milen6083]

This guy was a shaolin? He is crazier than me😂

[@raybignerd913]

Game Over BG na mate this is true wisdom

[@gastonhitw720]

he's training us now

[@dhruvprabhal9163]

😂😂😂😂

[@zenzeid-_-6411]

Er kann deutsch👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[@ExtraVictory]

@Andy K half German half chinese. Raised in Germany and lived in Germany his whole life except for 3 years in Henan China at the shaolin temple and a few months in Norway.

[@gwgui]

"ho mangiato la diarrea ieri" = "don't forget to wash your dick" nice try Rantoni

[@thundersoup4286]

got em

[@delucsez5630]

@@ATOMIC_V_8 That's Italian, that means " Yesterday I ate diarrhea" .

[@jacobrothhaar8181]

@@fade_94 technically its Diarrhö

[@arlecchino932]

fade the fall of durch? Sound like it to me

[@WadeWSoho]

Syxx Ra’Zheer I know I read it and went oh I can’t wait to call it durchfall from now on

[@JK-nf9du]

Me : wtf did i just watch Me after 2 min : ES IST OBST IM HAUS

[@ahmedsamy9023]

J K agreed

[@vincenoname]

GEH DA HIN WO DER PFEFFER WÄCHST

[@japans_zuflucht6127]

Halt dich bedeckt my bradda

[@derbusfahrer9650]

Mein Erster Eindruck: Hochnäsige Zicke !

[@Naomi-gr7fm]

But somehow I still follow it all 💀😂

[@twilights_voice3178]

i’ve never seen such legendary edits on youtube in my life

[@Warm_Ice0]

Its fuckin Godike

[@Juel92]

Took me like 5+ reviews to learn that he actually gives real scores at the end and doesn't jokingly put 7/10 on everything xD

[@xe1core251]

The sheer amount of chaotic energy this man has is appalling, in the greatest way possible

[@EdwardianMagpie]

The discord is gonna have to deal with me not shutting up about this now.

[@bebos3001]

*Overwhelmed in the first ten seconds* Yeah, this is a Ranton video

[@SwainixFPV]

From someone who just discovered him from his shaolin videos where he's more relaxed, it's pretty wild lol

[@Himmel4243]

I started to realise the fact that me being able to speak Mandarin, English, German and Japanese is still not enough to understand all of Rantoni's jokes.

[@casparbosch5615]

Only russian and italian left

[@lordhelmchen3154]

He also cursed in Arabic a few times

[@coffee7180]

you need french.

[@mihaeldreznjak4248]

@@casparbosch5615 also Croatian at around the 2 minute mark.

[@verezzerthekiller2129]

@@casparbosch5615 and german

[@Marv-th8qc]

I love how you cant understand all his jokes if you arent german

[@shotostudio6348]

Das machts gerade besonders, kann dadurch viel mehr darüber lachen 😂

[@Marv-th8qc]

@@shotostudio6348 stimmt 😂

[@DynoSkrimisher]

He is speaking of the language of the Gods.

[@__umbra]

Marv 2029 what the h... you are having all the fun, yourselves.

[@Marv-th8qc]

@@__umbra nah even if you cant speak german he is still funny

[@vacilli3814]

"Light sabers cut shit, because they're really warm" 😂😂

[@nightjar2595]

I blinked and missed 1 hour of editing

[@mrhurric4ne453]

"does not open from this side" this is 100% Dark Souls

[@Bully-v3y]

I started Darj Souls and can relate so much to this.

[@plasmakaefer]

"Es ist Obst im Haus" -Rantoni 2019

[@leevikv]

Talossa on hedelmiä

Wie man sieht ^^

[@kasperikalervo91]

@@leevikv kun tungin vesimelonin anaaliini ulos tuli viinirypäleitä.

[@el_jakk]

2:01 someone has Serbian friends lmao

[@DEUS_VULT_CROATIA]

ahahaha only serbs talk this language hahaha what a genius u are.

[@el_jakk]

@@DEUS_VULT_CROATIA ok

[@DEUS_VULT_CROATIA]

@@el_jakk pravi se glup ima nas i hrvata i bosanaca koje pricamo jesik taj. ja ne mrzim sve ok prijatelju

[@D4WADE]

@@DEUS_VULT_CROATIA Mann bist du ein Arschloch

[@davider783]

ja crko od smeha hahahahah

[@benl.4577]

This guy being a monk is probably how aang would act like when he reached adult age.

[@eagle9717]

Me: Chinese Jed- My Brain: STFU HE WAS A SHAOLIN DAS IST DAS SELBE DU KEK

[@frostrock7484]

SHIEßE

[@anubiseradihate34]

@@frostrock7484 SCHEIßE

[@fareez8248]

I have no idea what are you guys trying to say

[@frostrock7484]

Eh yeah I may have gotten it wrong but I got the idea first. -communist party 20th July, 1969

[@robsche1337]

Das gleiche nicht das selbe

[@Zyrehx]

“You’re not pregnant” I died there 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AtTheThrone]

Zyrehx high five 😂

[@UnknownOrc]

Death Stare from Waifu!

[@helioserra8766]

Eugenics salutes the germans 👌😍

[@manubishe]

420? Nice

[@Zyrehx]

Boris Anisimov 494 excuse me sir

[@berni4604]

if this man is not the best editor on youtube my life is a lie

[@lildaffy1695]

You can thank his girlfriend for that and she's Russian.

[@SheepAmongG.O.A.T]

Yep. He makes the big time youtubers look lazy, i.e. pewdepie, markiplier, etc., and they don't even edit their own shit anymore, they pay for it.

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

@@SheepAmongG.O.A.T M3RMUS1C gives this fucker a run for his money lol

[@ThatDudeCalledMax]

@@themajesticspider-man6116 No, no he *REALLY* doesn't. M3RK has stayed on 4.04 million for over a year. And that's for a reason. Ranton really is the best solo KZbinr on this platform right now that doesn't require or pay for assistance.

[@ed8212]

@@ThatDudeCalledMax On par with Ssethtzeentach

[@Mr_Slayer-mt5rj]

The intro looks great but imagine that without effects 😂😂😂

[@50shekels]

Isn’t this the guy who went to monk school

[@sexilatinoboi69]

@DunklerJägerZach he wasnt a warrior

[@Nightmare200]

yes and he's very dangerous 4:56

[@fezaifezai5884]

@DunklerJägerZach He is student there.

[@РоомПросто]

The sheer amount of chaotic energy this man has is appalling, in the greatest way possible

[@kr1on1c__65]

M o n k s c h o o l

[@DerMBen]

The "Order" in the beginning alone deserves a like.

[@cursed431]

100% agreed that guy is fkn hilarious

[@VerryJerry90]

i lost it too

[@deviant5176]

Nobody: Ranton: *makes an edit that last 10 seconds that takes a lifetime to make*

[@nullprop]

Quality memes

[@24frenkie]

Hes a legend for that

[@manueljose8040]

Disney had two choices when making a Star Wars series: "The Mandalorian" and the "Rise of the Ranton", the first 13 seconds were its deleted trailer

[@kennyblankenship5472]

"My fist, your anus, they shall meet!" Had me dying!!!

[@dealies86]

I don't know why but that part at 3:27 had me in tears lol. You are a very talented video editor Ranton

[@duhstymunkey8830]

3:28 screwed with me. I have the Doom song as my ringtone. Watching the vid and it starts playing I thought my phone was ringing.

[@vaporwave2345]

HEY IT'S TREVOR JAMES *AND THIS IS JEDI FALLEN ORDER.* 👌

[@LordEdegaru]

"The 7 in the Death Stranding was actually a 9" Translation: "Dont kill me Kojima fans!"

[@johnr.lumagbas6578]

I don’t know how many times I watched it, but it’s hilariously funny to see! It makes my day even better 😂👍🏾

[@O.LEO.N]

Dude, this editing is worrh at least 1 oscar! And also the dark, fantastic humor!

[@DutchmanDavid]

5:50 That tiny giggle by Sophia at the end... So cute!

[@EinFelsbrocken]

"The sum is more than the parts...combination" -Aristoteles Ah yes; I too am a sophisticated person and have a keen interest in philosophy.

[@darkrider1878]

@Eriko. Oy ye

[@EinFelsbrocken]

@Eriko. Oy based ancient greek wisdom

[@chance79th77]

This video is ADHD personified

[@wallybonejengles5595]

I was overwhelmed 20 seconds in no one throws jokes at me as fast and steady as ya boi Rantoni. This man should do the road.

[@ShadowSpectre]

I need your old reviews man SOFORT

[@Sambhaid]

Blinked and missed an hour of editing... Im postin' this comment because its obligatory for every Rantoni video!

[@korstmahler]

Me: I want the game to run smoothly My computer: 3:26

[@Arai.430]

More like 0:36

[@barnabasvarkonyi1391]

Rantoni, there's literally a function on the map that shows you if certain paths are available with your current powers or not.

[@kubinski2136]

Warte wieso spricht der englisch und deutsch? "Dont overthink it Bruder!"

[@vadimdurlescu9667]

Isso hä ist der Deutscher oder wasn das für ne krasse Fusion bei dem 😂😂

[@der9430]

@@vadimdurlescu9667 ja er ist aus Deutschland

[@jugojugo6591]

Ma man is the definition of multi culture in one person xD Savage Hhahaha

[@GameLikeYouMeanIt]

I FEEL the pain of every little edit. I respect a man who doesn't take the lazy route

[@JustAaronJoshua]

That Bercrow “Order” got me dying

[@qchainz3945]

Ranton this is my absolute favorite review of any game ever, the intro is the best of all time. Keep killing it Ranton

[@bemlok]

Finally something that make me laugh on KZbin, I was starting to feeling that I was turning myself in some kind of heartless monster without emotions and love. Thanks.

[@WackoFurball6]

8:18 I'm italian... and that line made me laugh so hard ahahahahhah

[@iWillWakeYouUp]

2:49 "Wie man sieht... es ist Obst im Haus" lmfao sometimes he makes the most obscure meme references

[@blizzforte284]

HALT STOP!

[@deinpapi4764]

Kein nicht deutscher wird das rallen haha

[@surferriness]

@@deinpapi4764 is egal.. für die kinder kann auch mal aus der dose sein

[@alexdale8705]

Can some hero translate this shit

[@iWillWakeYouUp]

@@alexdale8705 "As you can see... there's fruit in the house", a reference to a german reality show meme where a dude freaked out on a woman, I think it was like a "trading spouses" kinda show. Just type in "Es ist Obst im Haus", you'll find it.

[@thundersoup4286]

Editing funny as ever Rantoni funny as ever Me: *laughs in pepperoni*

[@MrEpic325]

ngl the editing especially at the beginning was amazing

[@catslegions5337]

Where is my fucking Pipo?!

[@shadowblade19]

I fell deeply in love with you with opening!

[@artichell8071]

Do you know the music name?

[@Donar23]

2:44 Halt stop, jetzt rante ich!

[@chichan9013]

You wife really loves you 😆

[@RealRanton]

i think so 😆

[@etx8920]

like 9/10 not 7/10

[@UnknownOrc]

@@RealRanton Your pregnant joke was brutal, I hope She does not beat you in bed.

[@DavidFernandez-sc5ws]

Easily the best reviews on KZbin. Please do more

[@mxrius_351]

Ich feier deinen Schnittstil! Ich stelle mir das bearbeiten sehr aufwendig vor. Respekt

[@haz9864]

Ranton i know you wanted to rate this game 7/10 please dont lie :)

[@claudiotheobaldo3630]

Right this game actually deservers a 7 but he gave a 8 because of fan pressure.

[@haz9864]

Claudio Theobaldo exactly you know what I’m saying

[@milosvasic12345]

2:02 Where did that Serbian curse phrase come from? Made me laugh :D

[@МатијаБлагојевић]

Me too xd

[@Vujnovic634]

Drago mi je da vidim druge Srbe ovde!

[@johnyusprvi3339]

9:34 takodje :D

[@aleksa13579]

@@johnyusprvi3339 to je ruski

[@Dulje]

Rantoni poznatiji kao Radoje ;D

[@Filtiarin]

Ranton 2019: plays epic anime opening for EA game

[@cristianday7372]

The part I loved most was the ending entrance (no major spoiler) when he enters and the fear on her face, you running and not being able to look back or you insta die, the music, it was incredible.

[@gustavojuarez8572]

3:28 gotta make that into a shirt 😂

[@tytayn1um664]

Okay this one of the most entertaining reviews I've seen. Keeps my ADHD having ass paying attention.

[@FRISHR]

So you left the Shaolin Temple to take a seat in the Jedi Order.

[@xshandy5812]

Take a sip

[@YamiRuns]

Ranton: My final rating for Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order is~" Me: 7/10? Ranton: 8/10 Me: I guess I should buy it after all

[@nathan24-_-2]

Shamrock _Ranton reviews a game with a rating of 8/10_ I sense a disturbance in the force

[@khalifa13thy]

8/10 is the new 7/10

[@keanpaca4996]

Once a Shaolin monk learned poetry in motion. He Mastered His Editing with Humor

[@twojonzt.v.6865]

The intro was amazing. Very nice work

[@vincejoy1973]

I cried within first ten seconds and I haven’t even watched the anime thats how you know how good this is

[@istribianligen5914]

Who want Ranton make 2019 meme rewind?

[@UKFG1]

This honest to god has the best intro to a video

[@maxkhunglo6211]

Most underrated KZbinr. At least he should have 900K views in each video. Even though I haven't played much games as him. But his brake down or summarisation. Whatever it's called, is really hilarious and fun to watch.

[@LordVodka313]

First 15 seconds (with that left to right action pane transition..... You are a legend of legends!

[@trinswish]

I once thought i’ll never get to see every meme on the internet, then i found ranton

[@jadendrabik5708]

Thought this guy was like a very respectful shaolin. I was not expecting....

[@timushpetru1112]

You can't be called a true german youtuber, if you don't review Gothic 1 and 2.

[@matteoziegler7632]

Sad but true

[@paykay2052]

Er mag die games nicht, hatte er mal in einem Podcast gesagt.

[@timushpetru1112]

@@paykay2052 welcher Podcast?

[@Rico-oz4ct]

@@paykay2052 das ist aber illegal in Deutschland

[@valfalos997]

This is the best intro you have ever made I think. I absolutely love it.

[@ErolGamel]

This is what happen when a shaolin monk join the dark side.... And crack

[@diablohorer]

3:46 at this moment Ranton knew there were things in this world more terrifying than flexibility training at the temple

[@890timo]

Ranton my hidden treasure I found in 2019

[@markobibin4560]

2:01 "jebem ti majku" XDDDD

[@markoseln4059]

Bogam

[@jan7996]

Legenda

[@cadaddyden]

I’m so happy I wasn’t the only one trying to wall up up the mud slide thing where you learn the actual wall run ability

[@ronniehopper2726]

All right what kind of spastic Saxon gave the monk berserker shrooms, for bonus points for anybody to get that reference

[@leonsim9159]

Now this is how you make people click like in the first 15 seconds of a video. The man risked his sword and the things inside his office for this skit and it is glorious

[@harityadav9]

combo counter : like in sekiro "perfect deflection" got 'em !!!

[@avepe6094]

Just when I thought I couldn't possibly love Rantoni any more than I already do, this man says jebem ti majku... Beautiful.

[@BassMonstrum]

Came for the review, stayed for the Rantoni pepperoni! Subbed!

[@offset5328]

Love this guy been watching every video of his! Respect for how much work you put in these videos

[@Hexaven]

Doom's E1M1 insert has me harder than Chinese algebra, my dude. That's what the fuck's up

[@marilynread3749]

Rantoni: If Sekiro had a map screen I might actually enjoy it! Me: What? Did ya get lost?

[@simonsgaard328]

The "order" joke from the beginning is a running joke at my school and ranton just made that joke in the video aswell.... that's kinda scary....

[@MainManWarden]

That was the most chaotic first 10 seconds of a video I’ve ever seen... and I loved it

[@Elendir]

Der Mix aus english und 10% deutsch ist so nice omg😅 abonniert!

[@OiiDevzy]

Anton is good at rapping I seriously want him to start a rap song

[@pureownage4372]

0:04 reminding me of the bad ending of the last One Punch Man season ;(

[@bzchii7474]

Is that ost from one punch man?

[@muhammadessy2364]

2:09 I hev sheks wit hiem I died there 😂

[@guilhermeserpa1908]

>_> Ranton... When i start to see a video of yours...i already wait for the end quote + epic music. "Antony Out"

[@Vlam1]

I LOVE THE REVIEWS