DOOM Eternal Has One BIG Problem!

[@RealRanton]

Live On Twitch Monday to Thursday 1pm CEST www.twitch.tv/realranton

[@nickmakhatadze9696]

Holy shit

[@braiand_md]

oh you're alive

[@Robin_Is]

Ok.

[@buscuitnaught3026]

I'd recommend these videos to my mom if you could stop making fun of her for 5 minutes.

[@bnice6442]

lmao!!!🤣

[@goldenbrigain7031]

So when the sky turns into bubble gum then? Should be like 3 days from now?

[@treemane0]

I laughed so loud

[@justjoe5373]

He's just stating the facts, don't blame him

[@thexskating]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Isnogood12]

Ahh, this is the Ranton I've missed.

[@laserspud]

Isnogood12 the insane amount of enthusiasm from him is awesome

[@MarceauD]

His recent videos have been top tier though

[@emptychamber544]

this is the Rantoni pepperoni fried bologna, spicy cheroni ive missed

[@Killatomate85]

so where do you mention the 100 shiet problems this game has? the game *permanently* changing windows display settings to 60hz? forced overclocking of the GPU (+350mhz +110 watt for me)? endless blackscreens and bluescreens. enemies spawning outside of map so that you have to reload previous checkpoint? horrible balancing issues in nightmare mode. did you play the game on easy mode? 3/10

[@asamuttitan1111]

@@Killatomate85 theres a difference between the game and bugs this is why ranton is the best reviewer. bugs will get fixed so why focus on them?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The biggest problem with Doom Eternal: The game ends and it's not actually eternal.

[@dylanmcconnachie8604]

@@ScorpionF1RE_USA he ain't wrong mate

[@autismo8123]

This is the third video I found you on today, as if Justin Y. Wasn't enough

[@thehatman9127]

Hahah a Hiding In My Room fan

[@rudolfdirks9253]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?! Just a couple of days ago i saw you on the Video of the noragami aragato opening song, yesterday in a fairy tail Video, also yesterday in a Video absolut climbing and today here, wtf 😂

[@Lucifer-do7mf]

i.... cant argue with that...

[@mrmesolonely9602]

I only chose to learn German in uni to understand Rantoni's German jokes.

[@pepsimanbooster]

now you need to learn russian too now

[@ItachiiUchiiha_]

It's really worth it

[@bhargavdave2812]

Please translate for us retards

[@Neo2266.]

Well you also gotta know chinese, russian, spanish, and apparently now Indian... and I swear to god he once said something in Jamaican

[@dariobuongarzone6469]

And now Italian

[@quimble2177]

Never thought I'd be okay with being insulted by a fast speaking Asian-German...German-Asian? *A fast speaking man*

[@succboah2000]

Germasian dude

[@we3784]

Connor Quarmby he’s Asian of German nationality

[@neroarchangel]

Assgerm man, assgerm..

[@whydef269]

@@neroarchangel did my comment get removed???

[@neroarchangel]

@@whydef269 Why are you asking me? I dunno.. But it did happen to me on couple of other videos all over YT. They've introduced I guess a new algorithm that screens for specific words and deletes comments containing such words. That's my guess.

[@m.noormatt]

Ranton: "I don't understand why people can't understand numbered ratings" Also Ranton: "10/7"

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

There's more editing in 30 seconds here than in the entire Avengers Endgame

[@elmaxo1591]

Yes but actually no

[@samlovescoding]

@@elmaxo1591 no u

[@BasedAlaric]

@@samlovescoding no, no, he's right

[@HerrRitschwumm01]

But still a lot less editing than in Taken 3

[@Vexatedcanicus]

Memes ✔️ Quality Editing ✔️ Trevor James ✔️ ACG Reference ✔️ 7/10 Reference ✔️ God, I have missed you...

[@Vexatedcanicus]

@Rastivicy & Co Ask ranton cause I don't fuckin know either lol

[@internaut4257]

@Rastivicy & Co 10/7

[@shunnie8482]

I dont watch ACG but it seems like a normal channel, whats the problem?

[@xProjectKaosTV]

What the ACG reference? I've watched some of his reviews

[@mralexforbes]

Tak Fuji reference ✔️ I donno how Ranton could top this vid :o Amazing

[@_Zarya]

"Are you talking about yourself?" - literally died there

[@kr3lla153]

Same pfp gang

[@_Zarya]

@@kr3lla153 we can start a movement

[@ls200076]

@@_Zarya oof

[@gunner8093]

@@_Zarya Where is your pfp from?

[@fabio78]

"literally"

[@sammy4t772]

Why do I have a feeling that he could be a perfect pink guy

[@overdadeirojervoso]

My goodness, you're right.

[@mrbust999]

Nah man, ranton is ranton.

[@cjsimmons4738]

Charaykee Shilla on some real shit

[@TotalWarDocumentaries]

Because he is asian too

[@ToxicSkull0]

He’s orange guy. An acquaintance of Pink Guy

[@isaackaufman5216]

I hope ACG travels to Shaolin Temple, trains for several years, becomes a disciple, just so that ACG and Rantoni can have a final Shaolin Showdown

[@RealRanton]

Epic

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

@@RealRanton That'll be dope as hell.

[@idakev]

@@RealRanton You must physically defeat ACG after his training, and then nod your head in silent approval. "Sup ... master." [ACG passes away, fails to hit 1 million subscribers, and gets reincarnated as a dog that you buy]

[@Corilo91]

You speak italian just like a real italian: You swear 98% of the time. I love it!

[@ducktape-3470]

7:26 OMFG I'm an indian and he literally started speaking hindi LMAO. This guy is Crack ON CRACK. Best thing I'll watch before going to sleep.

[@marving.8868]

What did he say?

[@yv9876]

I was like how does he know 😂😂😂😂

[@Bawrabawla]

​@@marving.8868 What he says does not really make sense in the context... but I will do a literal translation based on what I think he says: Khuch bool: Say something Abhi nahi bolte hain na: Why dont you say something/respond now? (Common translation would be more in line with "I dont ask of ask of you right now" but this is based on context) sale: general slang when referring to people, more of a toned down version of asshole. Typing this I realized, it kinda makes sense in this context lol.

[@oldgrub]

lmao you are indian F

[@erdemsaritas7854]

Yeah, he keeps speaking Turkish too. Makes u wonder how many different languages this single man knows.

[@leonmanlig8785]

You cant just shoot a hole in the surface of mars! Doomguy: ohne viel reden, haval, gib mir köftespieß, und handy, ich brauch ein handy

[@CheesecakeAndMatcha]

Autobahn

[@okwaygaming3204]

und dann noch ein ayran, so all u can drink mäßig

[@Fr1kaD3ll37]

Kolbstraße. Einfach nur ein Köfte-Spieß.

[@Scionmaster]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😵😵😵😵😧😧😧

[@metabolic2057]

Wot

[@seriouschuckles5015]

0:56 ok, that one got me

[@archiepalmer-phelps6612]

I love how both his chinese and german are so prominent that you really can't tell which one is more powerful but they somehow still work like a charm

[@jpetras16]

He's half so he's neither.

[@ma_na_gurab]

he even speaks hindi like how?

[@-.-6900]

This man’s ability to have clips and memes to sync up with nearly everything he has to say is indescribable

[@RealRanton]

Thank yaw

[@-.-6900]

Ranton you replied, is this what it is like to be Shaolin?

[@ju_tkaper]

This is what ADHD feels like

[@lovepeace9727]

Imagine being his wife and watching all this crap live, lmao.

[@nazillohana7197]

My mind can't bear that much

[@omiorahman6283]

Hahaha

[@r3tr0_r3dux_2]

@Droplet Cloud Uh. He wasn't calling out his wife. The fuck are you on about?

[@wannabebrit6071]

@Droplet Cloud you are one special human

[@omiorahman6283]

@@r3tr0_r3dux_2 maybe he used google translate

[@phant0mdummy]

Here's a fun game: Take a shot every time Ranton uses an epileptic seizure inducing edit.

[@Void-Knull]

yeah um, I value my life

[@goosemcgoosey902]

Cant, I'm too busy having seizures from rantonis edits

[@omegalegion8239]

Ded olredy

[@AG_HP7]

I became an alcoholized idiotttttt aftehat gaammmeeee

[@senor_bonito]

Fumes started leaking out my eye sockets

[@Assassinboy8084fun]

3:54 I like how they actually implemented this

[@NiceOclock]

There indeed has not been a better time for a “Global Poesklap”. Rofl Rantoni. 🤣

[@jared3298]

Bruh, us Afrikaans bois are real happy about that.

[@nkopanelesedilebona9227]

Rantoni the Tokoloshe

[@markussnyman8695]

@@jared3298 Ja Jy het nie n fokken idee nie!!!!!!!

[@BTArnold100]

Haha Man, I laughed kak hard

[@phammo1]

Yoooooooooooooooo, when I heard POESKLAP, i died man 😂💀

[@themusketeer9458]

Never heard of this guy, subbed after 1 minute, this style of editing is actually 🔥

[@bofferpuf7616]

Man go watch all his videos then! Some hilarious shit and some serious aswel.

[@Batman-rc1yg]

4:05 how the teacher reacts when you dont answer correctly

[@NeePAPA]

Random Guy: So Rantoni how many languages do you speak? Rantoni: All of them. Random Guy: What you cant speak all the... Rantoni: ALL OF THEM!!!

[@rattledskull9999]

Any other reviewer: Yeah, there are some problems with the game Everyone: Excuse me, do you have brain damage Ranton: There is a problem with the game Everyone: We totally 100% agree with you

[@VergilDarkslayer]

Maraunder is cancer and thats it

[@makisajlovo]

Probably because we already know he has brain damage.

[@Thefootqueen]

Anakin Skywalker Worst enemy in the damn game. For me, the first encounter was harder than the icon of sin. I think I’ve died more to the marauder than the Icon of sin.

[@kaleoarnold3709]

bigevilworldwide1 ... that’s what the cheats are for my guy.

[@joshgarcia2045]

@bigevilworldwide1 you're too young to die....

[@jones2840]

Knowing him from his shaolin videos,I thought he would be a calm person like a shaolin.Turns out I was wrong and I like him more now.No homo tho.

[@louispconstant6624]

Sure sure Milos ;)

[@martinmartin8666]

If this is rantoni sober.just imagine rantoni on coke.lmao

[@paulpilapil4024]

martin martin he is coke The drink he’s not on drugs drugs are on him

[@martinmartin8666]

@Noble Phantazm its a joke..you do understand that?right?

[@isaiahmiranda1950]

@Noble Phantazm r/whoosh

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Don't call them demons. Demon can be an offensive term, refer to them as mortally challenged. Don't call Ranton a demon. Demon can be an offensive term, refer to him as morally challenged

[@ripsessionkites]

I prefer just “challenged”

[@cypher2194]

@@ripsessionkites agreed

[@snifey7694]

I prefer my hell species as "fire benders" or "Ben's [insert number]

[@lws7142]

Blasphemy

[@Ahmed-vk8pv]

Don't call him out on being everywhere. That's quite offensive, refer to him as mustachely challenged

[@vacilli3814]

0:16 When he throws the cheese. 😂😂 Hilarious.

[@Illium-ei5nz]

Ranton is literally one of the best reviewers, comedians and literally so underrated. Bro, you are so talented, it’s unbelievable. Keep up the good work, wish you all the best g👍🏼.

[@objectclassketer9308]

Gay

[@markmark5679]

Doom Eternal is more legendary than JaCK sPaRoW 😂

[@_sargentocoelho_4441]

Or as Salazar would say: _Djak Sparroh_

[@kazumajay]

"Doom looks dull, mindless, not enough depth". "Are you talking about yourself" 🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@purujita]

7:27 when a demon invades the Slayer's privacy

[@imarock.7662]

4:49 I see Rantoni has been playing some Yakuza. Lol

[@JerichoJulius0]

0:30 As an Indonesian, this cracks me up

[@kikiatmosudirdjo5453]

Omg yes! He’s also not wrong tho

[@Frdnnd]

Tapi itu nasi goreng apaan? Maap saya anak kos, kurang pengetahuan

[@JerichoJulius0]

@@Frdnnd Perbandingan aja antara Hermann Goering (perwira n@z1 Jerman) sama Nasi Goreng

[@sevbay9975]

It's so much funnier when you know the german memes😂

[@CountDoucheula]

And the Afrikaans ones

[@Sulamanjansulttaani]

I disagree, i dont know them and i find it way funnier

[@sevbay9975]

@@SulamanjansulttaaniI don't say it isn't funny when you don't know them, but it's funnier when you do.

[@Sulamanjansulttaani]

@@sevbay9975 Thats exactly what im saying

[@sevbay9975]

@@Sulamanjansulttaani no

[@alvinthomas3644]

He goes off when its games but stays pure when its monk stuff, Gotta love the attitude

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

I'm still baffled that this man was a Shaolin Deciple.

[@sebastianstaal9005]

1:00 I’m just saying this gave me quite the fright and I feel attacked

[@dreamcrusher112]

I don't know what's more infectious, Ranton's humour and editing style or COVID

[@snifey7694]

Rantoni mcloni no covi

[@Sam-O-matic]

1:00 you gave me a heart attack. I though Ranton was gonna jump from the screen and grab me. O_O

[@enejcic]

2:33 how is this song called

[@RealRanton]

Amo Aller Amos

[@abberland986]

Are you talking about your shelf

[@lordgreiratthethird4828]

Everyone: Hyped for Doom Eternal!!! Me: Time to wait for Ranton's video on the game

[@Jerryx29]

Ranton uploads Me: This is where the fun begins!

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear jerry

[@solidsender69]

I just imagine Rantoni laughing at himself at night when editing the video.

[@Diesel_Budgie]

0:18 You know, I never, ever expected to hear an Afrikaans swearword on KZbin. I guess I should have expected it from Ranton! When and where did you learn that one if I may ask?? My mind is BLOVN right nau

[@jacobusvisser4804]

Poesklap🤣

[@FLuffsDaPIG]

AWeh :) XD

[@heiichbinleon1]

3:50 I litteraly spit out my food while laughing...

[@KORNEWARRIOR]

Ranton is the best KZbinr

[@LittleShmuplet]

They actually changed it to have the cooldowns closer to the crosshair in a later update so there is a non-zero chance that one of the devs watched this vid and thought it was a good idea

[@davidencoification]

6:33 of all the jokes this is what gets me?

[@user-tn1oh3he8c]

2:04 “wallahi you will die”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cgyannick5719]

1:34 Discombobulate!!!

[@lostmydoll8715]

Ranton: *sEbAsTiAn* The one viewer named Sebastian: 6:37

[@daksracks1767]

"ABER ES WIRD SICH HIER NICHTS DRAN RÜTTELN!!" Ich bin am verrecken XDDDDDD

[@javierbelacruz4511]

Hahahah der kam echt unerwartet

[@royshaltiel6398]

Javier BelaCruz hmmm yes Nien to you too sir

[@The-Athenian]

Hold on, are you telling me they put visual cues near the crosshair because of you? Because I didn't even know they didn't use to be there.

[@Penoplast1]

"This game is Uzbekistan" That's all I needed to hear

[@jdavis6053]

I don’t even watch for the review. The amount of creativity and mentions from either memes or movies is amazing. The best editing I’ve EVER SEEN.

[@danielmcdonald8509]

Same.

[@ad-xl2dq]

same

[@bourne.]

7:13 SSSSSSTEN! out of TSEVEN!

[@jamesli2040]

8:46 "Linus TOUCH Tips"

[@luishd3107]

Honestly i don’t even come for the games.. i just care about his reviews and extremely cool editing! 😂

[@Equinoxsniper]

100%

[@imtrash2812]

4:17 his wife very trying to hold back while recording him 😂

[@tromboneman4517]

It’s too short. That is Doom Eternal’s biggest fault.

[@Surkeethegoat]

Whenever you speak Hindi I lose my shit 😂😂😂

[@alexo3769]

German tho

[@hussamtahir915]

Blink and youll miss 50 hours of editing. God damn, whoever the editor is they need a raise.

[@nicke89]

He is the editor

[@BaDNeMeSis]

He does it himself 🤷🏼‍♂️😁

[@NUTLORD007]

He actually does it himself XDDDD.

[@skeleyman7060]

"take that minority" did I see regret after that. 1:36

[@tristanng9944]

Crazy to think the developers actually listened and updated the UI in the dlc. Wp Ranton

[@Evision5]

4:50 This crazy man just threw in a damn yakuza 7 reference! Best youtuber on my list!

[@happycrasher1714]

quick summary: every level needs a bossfight.

[@aminemalagouen9987]

and items in the crosshair

[@FoxUnitNell]

I think they had a boss every 3rd or more level is so they could introduce gameplay mechanics in the first level, and in the second level they could combine these mechanics, and in the third level you'll have some indication of how to deal with the boss. In the first few levels you learn about the extra abilities like dashing and blood punch which are good against the upcoming doom hunter boss. For the marauder, they start teaching about distancing and weapon choice against monsters since being more efficient with demons helps dealing with multiple types of demons at the same time. I just think because the game has a lot of new things in it, that it will take its time to teach and quiz the player so they may be ready for a novel experience against bosses.

[@aminemalagouen9987]

@@FoxUnitNell the problem with this review is that ranton is speaking from a consumer's point of view, he's not a game developer or a game deisgner so his "problem" with the game is either there for a reason or changing it might mess with the flow of the game

[@dreamchild7378]

True. But also, we have to understand what makes Doom Eternal tick, and it's simple. It's the 360 degree combat, resource management and movement. So having one enemy to focus on will almost never work.

[@happycrasher1714]

@@dreamchild7378 ik i beat the game and dlc on ultra nightmare

[@Mark_yet_again]

Most chaotic man I’ve ever seen and I love it.

[@crayclover3019]

"Become the order in the mess." Love that quote

[@neilfzrg1]

Average youtube content: Lawful good Your content: C H A O T I C E V I L

[@anggandanuprawira4999]

0:33 never expect my country gonna be mentioned on this channel...

[@Bejleri]

this dude will randomly say a joke in every language in the world

[@xhb2339]

When Ranton says 3 word in italian: My italian donk: " i'm going up "

[@gram5217]

0:30 - Nasi Goreng vs Hermann Goering 😆🤣

[@Cezkarma]

0:20 did he say "Poes klap"? (pronounced 'poos klup') That'd be dope since that's an Afrikaans word directly translated to "Cunt slap". Basically hitting someone with all your might. Which is a pretty good way to describe DOOM Eternal!

[@knightleagle568]

It's Dutch too.

[@FLuffsDaPIG]

lekker

[@00BOLD00]

He mentions the tokoloshi right after that, so it feels more Afrikaans in context.

[@Boeta_]

Awe klink so ja😭😂

[@junkyryan138]

4:50 Ranton how did you know about this obscure Yakuza 7 reference I thought you didn't like Yakuza

[@WasteChoise]

your pronunciation of "mongoloide" was perfect ahahahah

[@federico-13-34]

Scar YES.

[@TheScorpia12]

From 0:30 to 0:35 was so fucking funny got me to genuinely laugh good to see these reviews again rantoni

[@rosesoverdoses5159]

Its honestly amazing how much knowledge must Ranton posses to make such awesome editing+jokes without making it over the top or repeatable. i love it

[@kensei3013]

HE SAID INDONESIA me an actual overproud indonesian

[@YEP753]

mk saya melihat monyet

[@BigZChannel]

Stfu

[@YEP753]

@@BigZChannel Diamlah

[@BigZChannel]

@@YEP753 lo aja

[@pemujakufaku2031]

@@BigZChannel no u

[@Brobryanbruh]

0:04 the Doom Slayer when he sees demons

[@iDAN_GER]

*my joy is immeasurable and my day has been blessed*

[@St33lStrife]

You're right, it does have a big problem about false advertising. It doesn't last forever

[@TradingFeline]

4:16 I really cant explain it to you

[@kevinhulk1]

4:55 that's from yakuza 7 lol Jesus how did I recognize that

[@sohamojha2617]

me coming back to watch these videos when I feel like nothing is going right and laughing at the funny chinese man thank you ranton

[@thegamejunky7223]

2:13 “Especially for you. You suck.” 🤣💀

[@PrinceArtorias]

Go cry me a river

[@TheStantriX98]

italian too mongoloide

[@ThatYellowCat]

Has a lot of Latin-american accent too

[@weirdreportt]

The OG Mr. Worldwide

[@nicholasvaccarin6726]

@@shenglongx and there was some Italian in there

[@royshaltiel6398]

You forgot italian

[@echo12345ish]

"Take that minority!" -America

[@menixxx1237]

0:12 This is what we need on "Rantoni Remembers"

[@saky29]

That part is just brilliant. The BARS! Never had a joke about my mom, made me laugh so much XD

[@dubzy4485]

3:53 and they listened!

[@ignilflameburst8105]

As an Italian viewer, the use of Italian words, used in the right way, greatly amuses me. Keep up the great work, man.

[@steffna]

È bravissimo

[@InfinitySpaceIta]

I'm italian and I feel like my life is complete everytime you say something in italian please never stop

[@eev6549]

This man is a international treasure and must be protected at all costs.

[@velromarcrkn8370]

Jesus, calm down! Stop consuming sugar! My grandpa's dancing on the floor now.... Wait grandpa?!

[@kinggeedra2796]

Playing Doom Eternal feels like watching a Rantoni video no cap

[@starscorn]

The editing in these videos is so brilliant it truly is art.

[@mattiatrinca99]

4:50 Rantoni doing a Yakuza 7 reference is a S tier epic gamer moment

[@DonOgog]

We have to be honest. Ranton is more an entertainer and memer then a reviewer 😂. ❤️Ranton

[@Omnighpotent]

Are you implying he can't be both?

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

Except his review points are always thoughtful and usually on the money. He’s just made a way to deliver his review while being a genius editor and memeGod.

[@DonOgog]

Martin Nielsen of course not. It just seems to me that the enormous amount of jokes and memes is more important for him.That’s absolutely not a hate. I’ve been watching him for a long time and of course he is also able to make a serious review. But I think he knows that most people watch him because of his funny videos because in my take they are hilarious. And even if he would make serious reviews. I would still watch it because I am interested in games. But in his current videos, I would say he concentrates more on entertainment.

[@brokenedges6697]

well there are a shitload of other channels out there with serious reviews. He's just trying to do it differently, which I must say is working very well