Chinese People Learning English VS Western People Learning Chinese

[@jaredfaa]

wall shaun bae dance chair le! Bye bye！😭

[@lava4732]

Singlish is the best

[@rorschachgotnicemask9449]

谁翻译一下谢谢

[@lava4732]

@@rorschachgotnicemask9449 unable to translate

[@sarahli6429]

Rorschach Got Nice Mask 我去背单词了？

[@boranchen3246]

_*我想去背单词去了*_?

[@Mharriscreations]

The most impressive thing to me was how you nailed both the Chinese speaking English and Americans speaking Chinese accents.

[@leahgu612]

Michael Harris I knooooow I grew up bilingual in chinese and English and he really did nail it 😂

[@adrianhiisssthecat3795]

Well, I often mix those two languages when speaking these days.

[@rockstardee]

and my dude is actually fluent in chinese too.💀

[@desperadoshao9733]

and he is Canadian :)

[@Insorainity]

I think the chinese speaking english was a bit off I have experience cause my mom is still learning

[@crowpearl571]

I'm Chinese and fluent in English. His Chinese-trying-to-speak-English accent is better than mine XD

[@uwu-cp2jk]

Same lmao

[@laurazhoucheng]

Ikr

[@ziruiwang4806]

Bog facts.

[@AnonymousMalaysian]

Same same

[@LightSkySounds]

sameeee

[@thetrueglasses]

shoutout to the one kid in my chinese class that named himself "grape" (葡萄). never forget.

[@cSedx00022]

glassie !! I- OH MY FRICKIN GOD 😂

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

😂😂😂 that reminded me of Mineta

[@sen4845]

omg thats so cute wtf 😂

[@clive7394]

Quite normal in Taiwan. I have taught Kiwis, Apples, Bananas and even a Placenta. Yes, Placenta!

[@thetrueglasses]

@@clive7394 this was a laowai. he's quittting after this year he wasn't particularly motivated in chinese. (also, placenta? that's hilarious.)

[@carolinego516]

Ears: hear english Eyes: read chinese Brain: *confused*

[@randomviewer6587]

I can't relate more 😂

[@crimebelt]

Lol ikr

[@lucyhuang6840]

hahahah

[@zhennikuang5732]

Hahahah .but you konw I did this when I was a primary school studenth...😂😂so ...hahahahhah

[@jayajadhav8221]

😂😂😂😂

[@Loveforthem612]

When I was in high school, we had a few foreign exchange students from Japan, and Korea. The Japanese girl adopted the name Mango and I thought that was awesome.

[@Caroline-jt6ez]

I find it funny that Chinese and Korean students give themselves English names, but Japanese people shorten their names. I know a Takahisa but he shortened it to "Taka" while he was in the States.

[@SpencerLemay]

@@Caroline-jt6ez I think it is because Japanese names are easier to pronounce so it isn't needed.

[@bunnie187]

I knew a girl named Cherry!! But when she found out there's an english euphemism with that she wanted to change it, even though I don't think anyone would immediately think of that.

[@deeb.9250]

@@SpencerLemay not really easy to pronounce for westerns, my cousin name is Michi, short for Michiko but people kept mispronouncing "michi" how hard is that to say? She just used a western name and only uses Michi with family now

[@SpencerLemay]

@@deeb.9250 Do you know how exactly they mispronounced it? I can see how the spelling would easily cause people to be thrown off.

[@Maddie-rv6sp]

LMFAO UR TAKE ON A CHINESE MANDARIN-SPEAKING PERSON'S ACCENT WHEN SPEAKING ENGLISH IS SPOTTTTT ON!! this is suuuuch an inception seeing a white canadian guy...acting in a chiense character...speaking english...with a mandarin accent LOL this is goldddddd

[@wyybhlkn4860]

@@ax2108my guess is he's lived in China and is immersed and appreciates their culture, whereas most people, when imitating a Chinese accent, do it to make fun of the people.

[@Maddie-rv6sp]

​@@ax2108 intention is everything. It's all about a feeling. He has no negative intention and you can tell he has a deep appreciation for the Chinese culture. It's difficult to explain, it's just a feeling. I get a positive vibe from Jared always :)

[@沙包-d9v]

Suyan Xu 没事得勒，他只是觉得杰里德这样很可爱😂

[@Annie-db1vh]

Yea I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing at this

[@rosalieportier]

La Yeah his really good I have to say...

[@jjm2874]

I don’t know if I’m more impressed by the accuracy of this video, or the fact that as a fluent English and Chinese speaker, you can still do them accents spot on hahahaha

[@slg9307]

i‘ve lost my madarin style english accent and i missed it 😢

[@CallmeCael]

JJm 2 666 likes.. I don’t want to ruin it..

[@wonhoscake1214]

Nvm

[@ireanleil]

I love how it goes from words like "unemployment" and "gross domestic product" to the absolute confusing mass of chinglish that every Chinese person living outside of China is accustomed to hearing from that one aunt, friend, or your mom.

[@namu_desu]

But the true thing is that is what we learned in China useless words that we will not use in the future

[@LexLynn95]

That chinglish is pretty understandable in china as well

[@seriouslywolf1341]

Mum

[@katzperose]

Me, Chinese teen who can’t speak Mandarin: I wanna learn so I don’t disappoint my parents even more .-.

[@user-garnet]

Kat Pawter Same...

[@maowy]

Lol I only can speak Cantonese and like 5 phrases in mandarin

[@raeyh538]

Me as an adopted twinkie

[@misshollychinese7817]

I have many students like you. No worry, you can do that. 加油！

[@feliciaschwarz4531]

You’re living hk or Taiwan? That’s not strange, I had a schoolmate who almost couldn’t speak mandarin when I was in a English summer-school, but he was good at English very much.

[@TheDIrtyHobo]

"Hello everybody, my name is Movie!" hit me right at home. Teaching ESL in China, some names I've encountered in students: Vast, Tomorrow, Fish, Satan, Speedy, Echo, Clever, Bubble, Piglet. I'm sure there were more, these were the ones that popped into my head though.

[@luckystrikelucy505]

Echo is a weirdly popular one! I once had about 3 Echos in ONE class.

[@xiaovalu5190]

In Taiwan I met an old man in a dark parking lot who said his name was Silence. I left very quickly.

[@TheDIrtyHobo]

@@xiaovalu5190 yeah that sounds like some legendary assassin's name in an edgy fantasy book. "I am Silence, for when you hear me, you will know I have come for you."

[@anonymousonyx7755]

Ngl some of those are really adorable

[@Rezzmari]

Who the hell would name themselves Satan? Do they know what it means? 🤣🤣

[@W00fle]

Me after learning Chinese for 9 years: I'm fluent! Also me: *Forgets everything I learned in the past 4 years*

[@justinnamuco9096]

Damn that sucks

[@yoyoheads]

Are you me. I neglected my language studies in university. I've forgotten literally everything in those five years...

[@TheSassi14]

Don't worry, I thought I had forgotten all my Spanish, but after learning for a few weeks I got back to pretty much my previous level

[@bob-hw3qc]

TheSassi42 Because learning Spanish and Chinese are the same ... 😂

[@oliverhees4076]

fuuuuck this is me with chinese school (my mother's chinese, so i went to chinese school every sunday for 7 years until this year) gotta use this lockdown time well

[@marisawu3646]

“Knee how” “wall hi may chair” I DIED

[@susanaharry]

Marisa M 😂😂😂😂😂

[@warricklow4218]

The scary thing is that it actually sounds like it, I would definitely understand if someone came up to me and said this

[@trinityisflying2001]

What do all the words mean? I know ni hao already

[@harrietw7571]

@@trinityisflying2001 我还没吃（wall hi may chair / Wǒ hái méi chī / I have not eaten

[@tanbinanoushin9410]

I nearly choked on my noodles lol

[@adoria6649]

I have a Chinese friend and he chose “millet” as his English name, I laughed and asked why millet, he said his Chinese name directly translate to that, but it fits his personality somehow so I went with the flow 😂

[@smolsannie]

honestly millet doesn't even sound like a bad name

[@DisturbedVette]

It's not a bad name tbh.

[@adoria6649]

@@smolsannie i agree, i like it, it fits his persona.

[@foreversalvation4268]

@@smolsannie agree

[@Meimoons]

Honestly, if people can name their children after days of the week or after flowers, this doesn't seem so bad.

[@someonehere9508]

monopoly, unemployment, gross domestic product, infrastructure. I DIED AT THAT

[@sino-us-observer]

Best part of this video. The English textbook is so serious with big words. I remembered my textbook. It's exactly like that.

[@gamingweeb2-842]

Wow I am surprised at how self aware we are

[@no-dq3hx]

2:06 “Notes” 你好 (knee how) 你好吗？(knee how ma) 你吃了吗？(knee chair luh ma) 我吃了，你呢？(wall chair luh, knee nuh) 我还没吃。(wall hi may chair) _That_ got me cracking up. Thank you for making me laugh on a bad day Jared! ☺️😊 EDIT: Oh my gosh! And the Chinese version as well! *That’s* a bonus!

[@annavladimirovna8073]

🤣👍🏻

[@jiuguimeiying]

666

[@stephaniewu9326]

It’s no hao not how

[@no-dq3hx]

Stephanie Wu Huh?

[@re-tw6nh]

That was so funny. My family is Chinese and I was born in a different country so I didn’t understand some of the Chinese version.

[@paulinekuzina7187]

I teach English to Chinese students. And when I teach kids, there are often their mums and dads sitting next to them -- and they just yell at them in Mandarin exactly like at 3:33

[@Ravenousyouth]

same .

[@orksca5459]

Pauline Kuzina the scolding was soo accurate

[@菜徐坤-h5y]

Because Chinese parents attach great importance to their children's achievements

[@toyslea571]

ye. The same situation happened to me.

[@Ravenousyouth]

@@菜徐坤-h5y Yes you are right , They actually take an interest in their kids learning ! My parents were too relaxed I think , but then again I came out Ok . But maybe I could be a Dr . but if I was a Dr I think I would wish I had more relaxed parents so who knows .

[@youraveragekpopper922]

4:24 WHY DOES THIS SEGMENT GIVE ME NCT TEN VIBES

[@seasianly]

NOOOO NOT TEN 😭😭😭💀

[@ellanyg]

OH MY GOD YES

[@andromedafernandes6359]

Lmao yeah

[@blankieten5384]

TEEENNN AAAHHHHHAHAHAH IM DEAD THATS SO TRUE

[@milo5728]

don’t do ma boi like tjay

[@ArcticaTheFox]

I AM WHEEZING I feel so called out by the last clip with the English and Chinese switching. My family is bilingual and we are ALWAYS talking in Chinese and English at the same time and sometimes the funniest strain of English/Chinese pairings come out. And because I learned Spanish too I’ll occasionally spew out random spanish words XD

[@djsaidez271]

Same, my dad learned English and Spanish at the same time and he’s fluent in both so whenever he talks to my mom (better at Spanish) and/or me (better at English) he speaks in complete Spanglish, we each reply mostly in our respective languages and it all somehow works

[@trin2127]

Me taking Chinese: The only reason I started learning this was to look smart and I regret it I’m not smart enough for this

[@kongke77]

I cried when Rosetta Stone kept declining his answers *flashbacks

[@livmashupmansen191]

Me, too! It brought tears to my eyes. It even dinged my brothers (who when they first got here, still knew Chinese), and it was frustrating for them.

[@nati4218]

Me too

[@heitisnshizhiyi]

说白了，老外是感兴趣想学中文，中国的孩子大部分是考试要考家长逼着学，没兴趣所以学起来很难受😣

[@xtfan1577]

V Dark. 老外学中文的少，中国几乎所有孩子都要学。如果中文也成为必修课，在国外也一样的

[@whimsy7503]

@吴侃卫 加拿大人必须学法语。也没什么从家长来的压力啊。

[@UwU-cn8cg]

其實當真的我覺得中文很難學。Well I think English is way more easier (係普通話😛,聽完都想嘔白泡。lmao)講完都覺得自已講廣東話

[@shustdip6784]

@@whimsy7503 英语母语的人学法语容易

[@jamesmoriarty3018]

自从上了高中就没怎么听过英语课了😂

[@NoIDontReallyCare]

No one names Movie, but some do name themselves Apple, Sunny, and alike.

[@konnichiha]

是個開玩笑罷了啦，認真幹甚麼？😒

[@NoIDontReallyCare]

@@konnichiha 交流而已哪里认真了

[@konnichiha]

@@NoIDontReallyCare 人家當然也知道沒人會取名字叫Movie啦，也不需要你的認真來告訴他啊（還說你沒認真👀

[@NoIDontReallyCare]

@@konnichiha 我只是阐述这样一个事实，增加现实例子。我还有个外国朋友给自己取名叫老子，笑死我了。

[@konnichiha]

@@NoIDontReallyCare 你死了怎麼還會在這裡留言啊？難道說我見鬼了？？再說你的留言都修改過了怎麼還可以這麼的讓人看不太懂呢？你確定你有改好嗎？啊沒有嗎？那就別硬嘴，顯得你智商很低呀！我這樣都是為了你好啊~（你根本還是不能理解你自己留言的用意吧？就問你 用意何在？😒

[@hongyadong1local]

I have a girl student whose English name is Juicy. Everytime she introduces herself:Hi, I am juicy. LOL

[@juno1765]

😂😂 Omg

[@victoriasun9142]

At 4:06 he said 你真的很好吃 which means “you are so tasty which I found hilarious 😂

[@bnha-fangirl-_2688]

Istg i find it so funny when foreigners are trying not make their phrases fluent but just massively fail ....你也是中国人吗?

[@riri-er3ov]

It's all fun and games until you're the one that messes up 😂

[@benp2830]

Hahaha I’m still learning but it feels that the general pronounciation makes sense except the “you are tasty” should be “这真的很好吃”？

[@southernmandarin9651]

你很棒，加油，坚持就是胜利✌🏻我来自上海，I just started a channel to share Chinese culture, Chinese language and life in China. 相互学习，多多交流，谢谢。

[@kexinchen9390]

哈哈哈哈哈杰里德 你的中式英语怎么做到如此的出神入化

[@靓仔一]

＋1

[@曾柏霖-o9i]

固德

[@jadelai672]

海南人

[@soondoodong]

同感

[@CaptainNemo1869]

虽然感觉不太对但起码比我好 我是中国人 对，不会中式英语的那种

[@wheniseewomen1408]

Me: *”Because the school said so-“*

[@Annie-db1vh]

Finally somebody ABSOLUTELY NAILED THE MANDARIN ACCENT

[@praiselord4500]

Miss A yes he did! Hahah so funny

[@kirani111]

I have friends in college who named themselves in English after brands... Mazda... Sprite...

[@yeyeyeyeye2193]

"i can't wait to learn how to write all the characters.." the characters: "good luck, there's 50 thousand of us"

[@ZhixinNi]

The good part is most of them are combined with the others.

[@thaliahwang5228]

My first time at the Chinese restaurant: 服务员 亲给我一杯冰喝两万汤。多谢。 WELL NOW I KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG

[@ayinesk5205]

Can you explain please for non-Chinese speakers? 😂

[@thaliahwang5228]

@@ayinesk5205 Potassium Selenium I pronounced it in the wrong way 😂😂 I wanted to ask for a glass of water and two bowls of soup but turned out that I told the waiter to give me a cup of ice a lot of soup. He just made a face 🤔

[@ayinesk5205]

@@thaliahwang5228 😂😂 omg thanks for explaining! That's hilarious

[@thaliahwang5228]

@@ayinesk5205 not for me at the moment but now I'm laughing 😂😂❤❤

[@LovelyPinkLacey]

Thalia Hwang I’m reading this and laughing even more- I do speak Chinese but not as often as I used to so but when I look at the part where you ask for soup, supposedly you just asked for _200 soup_ lol 😂

[@LianaChau]

omg the accent is so on point i'm DEAD

[@KellyNM21]

2:06 *Knee how* I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@玖-d3n]

knee how

[@ur_j1nj1]

I’m Chinese and this is- soooo true! You actually did the Chinese learning English accent very well! And your mandarin level is really high! :D

[@nemesis8222]

I take Mandarin and my classmates speak Chinese in very American accents. Like their Chinese sounds more American English than English itself. My ego took a massive uphill slide when my teacher said, "your speaking almost sounds native, you should help the others on pronunciation." I was happy that day

[@bookbutterfly6613]

“Chinese is so easy” Me, a Chinese: HA i meant that even I, someone born, raised and living in Hong Kong, think Cantonese/ Mandarin is a pain to learn and I much prefer English.

[@loen369]

lol Im fluent in chinese

[@charlotterose6669]

Book Butterfly three of my best friends are Chinese and I make them teach me but they also love to say stuff I came understand and use my name, usually meaningless sentences 😂

[@cSedx00022]

I’m Chinese and I even think it’s one of the hardest languages in the world. 😂

[@jeongzz3817]

chinese is hard actually

[@yoshikagekira1903]

I learned so many languages but i literally avoided Chinese cause it would take my mind of my finals because it's so hard(that drake meme 😩👀)

[@DennisPing]

Omfg, the way "chinese Jared" writes his English is the EXACT same way my Chinese parents write their english. That subtle accuracy!!

[@BurningheartofSILVER]

Dennis you mean the way movie writes it?

[@cameronschyuder9034]

@@BurningheartofSILVER Yes-- I've noticed from observation that lots of native Chinese people have that kind of handwriting. Perhaps it's similar to the way Chinese characters are written, is what I speculate.

[@ElephantMen]

I feel personally attacked

[@JaredCaprio]

@@benjaminholt6640 same

[@anonymousobrian1155]

@@JaredCaprio same

[@birdyashiro1226]

Why？

[@shenadarling50]

@@birdyashiro1226 dude they are pretty much trolling meant as a joke

[@PO-hc3uy]

Same lol

[@TheMightyMcClaw]

I would like to take a moment to acknowledge all of the incredibly dope-ass English names adopted by Chinese folks I've met through the years. -Rainbow -Captain -Lancelot -Tiger Knight I never met him, but I knew a guy who had an associate named Dinosaur and I thought that was the coolest shit in the world.

[@riaaa1083]

4:24 THIS IS LITERALLY HOW MY MOM TALKS TO ME I-💀💀💀

[@Annie-db1vh]

He said to the waiter: "Old Muffin, this dish, you are very delicious"

[@reillycarlton5873]

Haha thanks, I was trying to connect that first part

[@siames3cat]

😂 I’m cringing cuz I’m chinese at that part

[@jiluo4798]

no ,he says "boss, this dish, youare very delicious"

[@zhikunli475]

@@jiluo4798 he said 老鸨

[@Annie-db1vh]

@@jiluo4798 He did not say "lao ban", he said "lao bao"

[@liguoxin4669]

The Chinese accent imitation was insane.

[@user-zy8fl3ig2e]

中国人学英语：应付考试 外国人学中文：中国文化博大精深具有万千年历史.....我很感兴趣！

[@alfredcheng5739]

o 7 外国人学中文就等于我们学韩语吧 都真心是兴趣不是因为考试

[@云旅游-n4g]

我大学是日语专业，因为我有个日语专业的姨姐跟我妈说：大学应该学点实用的，毕业以后哦也会一直学的专业。 毕业两年后家里逼婚，于是我走投无路逃来了日本。 我的一生，就因为外语而变成了今天这样

[@user-51510]

/?。 当翻译不香吗

[@云旅游-n4g]

某不知名旅行者 喜欢干就好，不喜欢干就不好。

[@user-51510]

/?。 其实我觉得不是苦力的工作都是好工作～

[@ShamiraWest]

Lmao this was hilarious! I completely relate as I’m currently living in China learning Chinese and teaching English so I relate on both ends lol

[@parisstrider-lalonde1969]

“Try一下try一下” lmao. That’s just my brain trying to process language after a long day

[@singlecherry7087]

“Can wait to write all the characters” Me: bruh I’m Chinese and I only know 1000 characters their are like 5000 Edit: For the people that say “Oh BuT ThEiR ArE WaY MoRe ChArEcTeRS!!!!” I’m sorry but I was taught a different way I learned Chinese from my grandmother I’ve been to China only a couple times for my dads expeditions that’s it making me half Chinese doesn’t mean I know everything I don’t even live in China! This comment was supposed to fucking harmless, but if you people are going to argue if Japanese people know kanji or not And what the hell does Japanese have to do with Chinese? They are completely different languages! So please stop arguing! Idc what you are arguing about just stop! And if you don’t then do it somewhere else

[@squidaker]

Seriously though!😂 And I'm over here trying to learn Japanese where they also have up to like ten pronunciations for every kanji character.😭

[@HighGuarder]

Sketch Master ...

[@HighGuarder]

Sketch Master as I am Chinese and Japanese half, I think of u as pathetic since japanese is easier

[@squidaker]

@@Sarahb-zn6vk No, I have to learn Kanji. I plan to live in Japan and I'm gonna be fluent. Also I can already read hiragana, katakana, and about 100 or so Kanji.

[@singlecherry7087]

Sketch Master a lot of Japanese people don’t know kanji it wouldn’t make a difference if you new it or not for example idk it But I do know how to read both hiragana and katakana

[@huangborayr.b4322]

我曾經試著跟在台灣開店的老外聊天過……我講的英文他聽不太懂，而他講的中文我聽不清楚……最後，他講英文我講中文……溝通就正常了…………

[@goldship_kawaii]

我懂😂😂😂

[@weeeyah_7883]

就是你们其实都会一点点，但是说不出来，很正常的，一般都是现有能力听才有能力说

[@blueskykuo7788]

😅😅😅

[@xyp8688]

秀

[@ancaroraz9080]

绣

[@reptileepic6945]

I'm taking Chinese because my highschool requires 2 years of a language course and Chinese is the only Asian language they offer. The culture is really cool as well. Besides, the Chinese teacher is the only really competent language teacher.

[@neil2326]

I laughed a lot while I was watching your video. The description of people's language learning style is vivid and intriguing and realistic. Great job!

[@fangfend7995]

杰里德的中式英文发音出神入化！牛逼

[@chenhan5935]

这个发音确实反映了我们班上大多数人的英文发音情况

[@xinyucao5550]

你的演技越来越好了

[@Yubin_Lee_Doramelin]

2:18的笔记(Notes from 2:18) Hi, Debbie. Where are you going? (嗨，呆比，委儿啊油勾引？) I am going to buy some food. (爱慕勾引吐拜桑母富德。) Oh, good idea! (哦，古德艾迪儿！)

[@joycemichael5504]

我想知道这个字是不是他写的

[@SeasonYuan]

中文的那个字写的很好看！！！是不是杰里德的字！！！！！

[@omgdomo212]

笑哭😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@blueskykuo7788]

😅😅😅

[@aerisoraerith]

笑死我了！

[@Kevin-oe6cs]

As a person who has been currently learning chinese for almost 3 years 3:07 is still *verrryyy* accurate XDDD😂😂😂

[@crsphiy137]

1:58 *i love how this literally sounds like simlish*

[@yjhan2031]

We need more bilingual channels!!!

[@bobtreduis2737]

0:17 “Why not?” Me but with Japanese. Edit: time stamp

[@mililareis]

Me too!

[@kiwii5463]

I accidentally enrolled in Japanese class for high school so that’s my reason I guess

[@squidaker]

Oh same😂

[@dieuhangtrinh290]

yasss me with french

[@DisturbedVette]

get outta here weeb this a channel for chinese! long live the ccp! 冗談だよ笑。俺も日本語の学校者だ。

[@ManuelAbeni]

The tone used for saying 老師 is pretty accurate 😂😂 used to say it in the same way 😂

[@iGeekozoid]

My 老師 one day got fed up (like every day) and decided that if we didn't pronounce 老師 right, she was no longer going to respond.

[@Eric-qe6xz]

4:21 My mom does this all the time, she just flies between English and Chinese constantly

[@nurii3202]

4:22 This reminds me so much of what Japan does with anime, you're there, chilling and minding your own business when...boom!! * A wild english word appeared! *

[@bwillaiamsp1]

😂 yessssss

[@Z.A.N.E]

Yeah I've come to realize that whenever an English word is spoken it's usually a serious moment- so when I started watching MHA (subbed because I couldn't find the dub for a long time) Present Mic scared me because he was just constantly speaking in English

[@zeth479]

That's slightly different because sometimes they aren't actually speaking English... They are speaking Japanese with English loan words. For example ice cream and chocolate. アイスクリーム And チョコレート. It's like if you're ordering chow mein at a Chinese takeaway, you aren't actually speaking Chinese, you're still speaking English. Chow mein is a Chinese loan word that can now be found in English dictionaries.

[@estherjessica6917]

I'm currently learning japanese, but why I'm laughing so hard, kinda imagine this situation 🤣

[@Catgirl-bb8hd]

One of the reasons I started Japanese was アニメが好きですが。 Lol

[@lovenpeace319]

@@Catgirl-bb8hd You like anime. Finally I understood a full Japanese sentence! Lol. 😁

[@Catgirl-bb8hd]

@@lovenpeace319 yaaaay :D

[@sapphiresoul6655]

I accidently said "Yaro" at the end of a sentence, because in my head was Jotaro. I was talking to the whole school.

[@Ultraice98]

@@Catgirl-bb8hd but...?

[@gibdo7271]

The accuracy of your accent is actually insane!!! I'm so impressed with how you're nailing literally everything in the video omg

[@Sunrise19995]

Could u image when I was in middle school, I spelled [believe] as [beleve]. Then my English teacher let me copy this single world 5000 times in one day just because I forgot the letter i! I swear I will never forget this for my entire life!

[@bestchampionkaisa7006]

老中国学生了

[@太陽日-c7k]

我懂你

[@太陽日-c7k]

我抄的是一本書呢

[@squidaker]

Wow that stinks!😂

[@mollytovxx4181]

@@HereIComeKnight No, believe has the same spelling in the UK and the US.

[@jessicaduthie5792]

Why does he sound like he is speaking simlish when the foreigners are learning Chinese 😂

[@jacky7317]

This just randomly popped up on my feed and I smashed that subscribe button so fast. As an NZBC with family in china I understand both these situations! The last one with the AYi speaking chinglish got me lol, that's actually how my aunties speak to me

[@林士翔-w4u]

長大後發現比英文難學的語言比比皆是，像西班牙文德文單字還分陰陽性。不過幸好我們說的是世界上最難學的漢語

[@王煜-e2l]

说汉语难得其实是西方的说法，两个完全不同的语言机制 双方都觉得很难，都各自有难点我打个比方，以一个母语为汉语和英语的都是100分，要能够基础的交流汉语要学到30分，英语要学到60分，但往上提升深入了解语言文化汉语需要90分 英语需要75分，英文的难点在于词汇多，发音多对比汉语看懂99%的涉及天文地理医学等不过3000个汉字，读音虽然有4声但只有1000多个，汉语比英语最简单易学的方面在于，汉语有标准，电视剧还是稍微受过教育的都会普通话，发音讲究字正腔圆，字字清晰，说话没有连音增音吞音之类的，唯一的连音可能就是儿化音了，但很少，这对于其它国家人来说，发音清晰有标准 是大大降低了难度，对比英语单词一个音，放到句子里连音增音等等，关键是没有统一标准，有一种练不练音看心情的感觉，看说话人的习惯，这就需要外国人需要大量练习，尤其是像中国人完全不同语系的会造成巨大困难。

[@manuelcastillo9027]

@@王煜-e2l 说的好像中国人说普通话都没口音...

[@王煜-e2l]

@@manuelcastillo9027 普通话的口音区别比英语要小的多，英语是没有标准既有口音也有读发的不一样。

[@shunleunglam514]

漢語的困難是有限度的，英語的困難是無限度的。漢字難寫，但掌握了三千個常用字之後就不會有大問題，因為許多詞語都可以從字面上看到意思，而英語則傾向濫造新詞，例如中文牛肉、羊肉、豬肉，只要會牛、羊、豬和肉四個字就自然會牛肉、羊肉、豬肉。英語呢，你只懂cow, goat, pig, meat四個字並不會懂牛肉、羊肉、豬肉。於是你要記住無限多個英文詞彙。漢語發音是比較固定的，多音字只佔極少數，英語不但連音情況常見，而且同樣的拼寫組合經常發不同的音，有些字的拼寫和讀法更是八竿子打不着的，例如colonel一詞。此外還有字的輕音重音在哪裡，根本毫無規則可言。所有這些問題在漢語裡都是只要記住三千個常用字就一切搞定了。

[@xyp8688]

我觉得汉语比英语难学。奥巴马访华时带来的中文翻译是个很资深的翻译。可是你听他翻译出来的中文，我不愿给60分。

[@MelissaKayKhanhDoIt]

Since I took Mandarin classes in college at the time when most of my school friends were exchange students from Hong Kong and Taiwan, I can verify that the choosing the name part is disturbingly accurate on both sides 😆

[@yupsimon2797]

You miss Beijing 😂😂

[@jillandrson]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: 外国人：我叫马大为 我：wtf, horse big as? 外国人：不是，David 我：wtf, 你什么人？

[@jiehuajaniceip]

You nailed everything man. The accents, the reaction, Everything!!!

[@miss_mollie_jane]

“Because my boyfriends Chinese!” Okay feeling very called out in the first few seconds

[@OrangeSands]

sAME

[@shalynthia]

Uhg...same. My best friend and my boyfriend are somehow from the same neighborhood in Taiwan 😅

[@majafilic5740]

same lmfao why is he screaming like that

[@---iv5gj]

impossibru! back in my days no foreign gjrl would ever bet an eye on chinese bois *cries in chinese*

[@chefarito52]

yup, that's how it is

[@aliya-lim]

after studying and living in china for so many years, I always come back for this video!!!!!!!! Jared, you are the best!!!!!! 你真的很有taste!

[@kel8437]

“Cool girl” REALLY hit home

[@shizishan]

3:36 is SO ACCURATE. Gives me flashbacks to childhood

[@mayhan1999]

your immersion and deep understanding of the two cultures is amazing wow

[@mayhan1999]

@Polina Tkachenko there's more to Jared than just "white" lol

[@lisahinton9682]

Fantastic. Loved it! Loved it a lot (which is two words, by the way). The poor guy trying to spell "lion" - you cracked me up!

[@southernmandarin9651]

你很棒，加油，坚持就是胜利✌🏻我来自上海，I just started a channel to share Chinese culture, Chinese language and life in China. 相互学习，多多交流，谢谢。

[@aureliasc2339]

This was so funny, I can see how my mom and friends who are taking mandarin can relate to this. I left China when I was 6 years old and immigrated to Canada. I can speak Mandarin, English and French. Somehow I don’t have an accent for any of the three and sound just like the locals. The teachers are always surprised when they realized I was fluent, since I look Chinese but I sound just like any other native Canadian. What’s funny is when someone who I don’t know me talk about me behind my back in English or French thinking that I don’t understand but actually do.

[@manbaobao4915]

you have a gift :)

[@zeth479]

In most big cities, people are very used to seeing Asians that are native English speakers. And you do have an accent, Canadian accent. XD

[@sissisuishi1513]

这个系列的真是百看不厌good job

[@yuephoria1583]

4:20 This is literally how my parents speak

[@yuephoria1583]

@Zoey Rice oh god

[@cSedx00022]

Same- Oh my god. Also, this is how I speak sometimes too when I forget some Chinese words, so I automatically replace them with English ones. 😂

[@laoshuboluo]

你的视频is really funny。真的get到精髓～～～

[@justinekim4102]

That last scene KILLED ME 😂😂😂 I love this channel so much

[@ianbeanie]

2:15 that’s how I used to learn English 😅 can relate

[@zylbygdfn6542]

Jared, this is way too funny. I'm laughing my head off. Love it. Thanks.

[@uarefads2123]

3:16 the way he said 报纸 is so accurate lmao. It had me 😂

[@愛-m8l6l]

Kayz, I'm sorta confused...

[@uarefads2123]

Namjoon's Koya7 what is so confusion Joonie?

[@callyalater]

When I lived in Taiwan, I was surprised by how much "Chinglish" I heard (like the last part of the video). 真的很cool! 好厲害喔! 連寫中文字的形式像北京人一樣! 恭喜發財！

[@anitaposa9164]

My reason for learning Chinese is the same as my reason for learning Spanish. I used to be obsessed with Spanish soap operas and I decided to learn Spanish(pretty much understood everything just from watching soap operas and listening to music, before even getting spanish classes). So I thought, I listen to chinese music and watch their movies and tv shows, I can learn Chinese it can't be that hard.... The bloody tones are a menace. I have 4 different tones in my own native language that I sometimes mess up because I'm from the north of my country while the standard tones are spoken in the middle of my country. So I hate tones even in my own language but Chinese takes it to a whole new level. 😂

[@dingdanny5745]

姓杰的，你演的太特么地血淋淋的现实呀😂

[@cassie6072]

不不不，L明明念“挨喽”

[@STNY1986]

Q=球

[@zengufo1]

J=勾儿

[@shustdip6784]

我们老师管K读开，不知道是不是扑克打多了

[@赔我小鱼干]

毛泽熙 如果是物理老师把k念开，倒是没啥问题

[@藍柳雲]

台灣老一輩 Q = 皮蛋 J = 勾 ((其它就不知道了

[@shengfenggao7170]

这个chinglish说的也太好了！

[@哈哈-r9n]

I’m a Chinese,although I’ve learned English since I was 5,and we also have many English exams,but I still can’t speak or read it easily.If someone can teach me English,I’ll also teach him(or her😂) Chinese if he(or she) is interested in this language.

[@jernahanneglori8144]

I would love to. But my English is not that good, but we can learn together. I'm planning to improve it while on quarantine. But I really do love to learn your language. From Philippines

[@sarahhavillamelooliveira5825]

Hi, I'm from brasil, I know absolutely nothing about chinese, but I guess we could be friends

[@rickenhayato1226]

I would be willing!

[@ameenashafiq216]

I would be willing

[@王嘉樹]

Haha, I'm a Chinese too and l can also help you guys who want to study Chinese. 😀

[@LisaPfau]

This video is sooo good! Reminds me of studying in China, and currently teaching high school students in Beijing English literature.

[@满小-m5c]

2:18 哈哈太真实了我经常这么做😝😂

[@Squashed_eggRAW]

你才是最可爱的🤣🤣🤣居然勇敢的承认👍👍👍❤️

[@marshy_5406]

OMG I went to Chinese school and that is literally how people wrote so it's easier to learn how to say the words

[@birdyashiro1226]

Really🤣🤣

[@colinzhang1081]

hahahahahahah this is sooooo true hahah cant help laughing hahha at 4:00 when calling the boss of the restaurant (lao ban老板) actually that sounds like "lao bao老鸨" which means boss of a brothel 😂😂that's so funny sometimes when pronunciation changed a bit then the word will become totally different and naughty

[@goodtimeeric]

LMAO very true to life. I like learning Chinese because I've never enjoyed reading, but love looking at the pictures. Edit: the page on display at 2:18 is actually pretty helpful

[@devilmethewitch2024]

Hi! I'm a cross culture kid and I've got to say, all of the impressions are on point and so are the situations you presented! This gave me a good laugh, as I had to struggle through some of those but looking back it's funny.

[@Oltrya]

I thought about trying to learn Chinese for like a hot second bc my boyfriend is Chinese Then I remembered that no, no i don't even want to try

[@Jeremy-vu3ef]

i dont know chinese but as a non native english speaker that last part where they mixed english and chinese rlly hit me hard 😔 most of my sentences are a mix of english and my native language

[@oniichxnn]

i felt that when he said “ *wall hi may chair* ” 😔👊🏼

[@monkeyming5545]

Honestly I started learning Chinese because when I was on a pen pal app trying to find Japanese pen pals, mostly Chinese people were talking to me so I just started learning and I LOVE CHINA!!

[@yupsimon2797]

I want to learn English, but my prounce is so bad. If you are available, I am so happy to communicate with you. 😂😂

[@lucianatasha6010]

The fun thing of this is that i started this week to learn chinese, and i get some video with chinese subtitles and english subtitles so i can know what is saying (i speak spanish)